/csg/ Chink Shit General

I've always lurked these threads but haven't even bought anything

Should I make YouTube review stuff since I'm Chinese

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What are some good reviews to fap to?

>>57627336
Me too
Just ordered mi band two days ago though
Will get it in 19-39 days

>>57627717
Well it's a nice change to see female tits, man tits were getting tiring and hard to masturbate to.

>>57625746
I read a lot about that model of phantom power and that seems to be the most common failure, and everyone that experienced it, said they left the Phantom Power on 24/7.

>>57627778
>female

Where do you think the "g" in /lgbt/ stems from? This board is hormone central.

Anyone get any interesting new chink shit? Not just the usual memes or autist hobbyist shit

I want to buy new stuff to fill the existential dread in my soul

>>57627801
Magnetic cables.

>>57627801
Time to save up

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-builds-scarlet-johansson-robot-7667715

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Anything else I should pick up from gearbest?

>>57627801
One of the diy christmas trees where you solder the LED's on them.

>>57627801
Here's random shit I've collected on my wish lists. No idea as to the quality.

Toothpaste squeezer (2ct) - $0.99
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/more-white-cream/32647578702.html

Hanging digital scale $3.21
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/hanging-boatfire/32363630669.html

Yellow goo duster $1.85
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/jelly-cum/32471942095.html

Faucet extender $1.19
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/lead-poisoning/32578718106.html

Microfiber cloths (5ct) - $1.28
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cancer-wipe/32612323427.html

Engraving pen $1.78
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/exploding-pen/32687318833.html

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Hahahaha I just outchinked the chinks, got a free Redmi Note 3. I ordered a redmi note 3 pro on ebay, chink scammer semt me regular redmi note 3 like I wouldn't notice. I opened a case of "Seller sent wrong item" and they accepted the terms, but they said they cant pay for the return shipping, they asked me to ship it to a random us address, I said no unless they give me my refund first, they said no. I got on customer support and explained, so it got escalated forcing them to give me a pre paid return shipping label in 5 days or ebay will refund me and I keep phone, chink then fully refunded me immediately and is now asking me to ship it to the us address, but they already gave me positive reputation, cantchange it fuck them.

There were weeks of shipping delays, I suspect they buy phones as they are ordered which is against rules, and gave me wrong phone, AND tried to scam me, im keeping this shit.

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>tfw when you're buying chinkshit just so you can look forward to getting something in the mail

>>57627375
aliexpress.com/item//1793663995.html?

couple of decent ones here. last time i checked there were way more photos, but i guess Jack Ma removed all the ones with nips

>>57628123
>left mammary?
I'm a 34A (US size). Can't help my genes.

>>57628136
still stuck with mediakek but oh well.

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So, /csg/, what shall I open first?

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Just got my capture card. It is full red and driver installation is litreally inf installation.
Haven't tried 1080p yet but i doubt it work beyond 30fps

>>57628188
That brown

>>57628188
both

>>57628175
That pic is not 34A.

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>>57628205
Those were keyboard stickers for my grandma's thinkpad.
inb4 gulag

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>>57628225
>>57628206
And the second one is ExpressCard>USB 3.0 adapter.

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>>57628190
Info for the geek

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>>57628249
This fucker sits so firmly you can't get it out. Gotta disassemble all this shit now.

>>57628183
What is so bad about mediatek anyway? Why does /g/ say its so bad in the sticky? THe phone feels real smooth

>>57628183
There's nothing wrong with mediatek phones anon.

>>57628304
>>57628312
fine CPUs but shit update support and no custom roms

fine for normies

>>57628327
I aint complaining literally got it for free, just gonna use it

>>57628350
yea it's fine, enjoy it anon

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Just seen a code for a MiBand 2 on GB - MibandBF

http://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_362705.html

>>57628012
>Toothpaste squeezer (2ct) - $0.99
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/more-white-cream/32647578702.html

The baby only need to install the toothpaste from the tail or cream or cleanser, when using the paste, gently push up, you can easily paste extrusion.
Lazy people, pay attention to myself, fresh, creative, While this is a tiny leaves extruder.

top kek

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>tfw when aliexpress will never be able to sell me the only thing I truly want- a girlfriend :(

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>>57627323
Well that's a comforting brand name.

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>>57628528
What model is that Thinkpad? It looks like it has the classic keyboard.

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Got this

the button for tapping the screen got stuck

anyone know how to fix this

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Bought on 11.11, expecting to arrive any day now according to tracking info.

Emilia's cloak from Re Zero

https://trade.taobao.com//trade/detail/trade_snap.htm?spm=a2d00.7723416.0.0.jOKEwr&trade_id=2627203888882780

>>57628666
Looks like T40.

>>57628666
T60/61 maybe?

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>tfw I spend 4 hours making a video of chink stuff and noone says anything about it.
Tell me what you want me to silently review csg!

>>57628666
it's a thick brick so probably one of the older T series? if you want one that's equivalent in build quality, very light, modern and if you can deal with piss lunix support, I'd recommend the x1 carbon series

>>57628327
>shit update support
Not really. It's just that they're primarily used in chinkphones, and the chinkbrands aren't big on updates.

But then there's brands like LeEco and Oukitel...
http://www.gizchina.com/2016/06/21/android-6-0-marshmallow-released-oukitel-k10000/

HELP

I bought some stuff from the Christmas Imgur but I'd really like it if I could get some more cheap chink shit with these kinds of ideas.

Any Suggestions? Thanks for all the help so far!

Will the leten x9 tear my dick off?

>>57628647
I bought one of these. Slightly disappointed by it since it's not able to light matches like it says, even at full charge, but works for pointing out stars so whatever.

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>>57628647
>ultrafire

>>57628136
what seller?

>>57628750
the LED strip video? that was a well done video, i forgot to reply earlier

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Fucking gearbest
i bought two pairs of earphones in 2 seperate transactions on the 11/11 and they still havent shipped
meanwhile i bought some pens from there yesterday and they shipped within 12 hours.

REEEE

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>>57628647
Also, that battery is a fake and probably looks like this on the inside.
Ultrafire doesn't make a battery with a capacity over 3000mAh from what I've read. I bought one of those lasers and the battery ran down way faster than I expected (because it's fake).

It's never easy getting chink'd :'(

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>>57629039
My first 11.11 shipment arrived yesterday, will review tonight.

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First time waiting for a chinky smartwatch. What to expect? Pic related is a gift for me. MTK6261 CPU.

What do you do with a smartwatch? It's replacing my Casio MQ24-7B watch that the pope wears.

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>>57629039
It took them 17 days to ship my package, I submitted a ticket on the 14th day.

Does it matter where I buy the Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Prime from?

AliExpress or Gearbest?

Are there any good fitness trackers for cheap?
I pretty much just want something to track my heartrate, I don't care about calorie tracking or anything like that.

>>57629102
>a_tub_of_butter.jpg

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my 11.11 jacket arrived

>>57629089
Cheapest shop that is not geekbuying.

>>57629089
only thing that matters is a good seller rep

>>57629148
what's this?

>>57629089
Not really, but Hong Kong Goldway is a /csg/ trusted Ali seller.

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>>57629148
it fits surprisingly well

>>57629162
>>57629153
How do I know I'm actually getting what I want? All of these sellers put confusing titles for their goods.

Should I buy the overseas or the global version of the Xiaomi redmi note 3 pro? And the prime version is the 3gb RAM one right?

>>57629194
you want the international version woth 3gb

>>57629194
Only if you need B20 (Europe). otherwise get the normal version.

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>>57629039
>needed some Christmas presents
>made an order on GB 3 days before 11.11, to avoid the order flood and make sure it arrives in time
>package ships 5 days after 11.11

I learned my lesson: on GB take into account also the "DISPATCH" time next to the product description if it's something you need in a hurry.

>>57629209
The overseas version comes with the B20?

I like in the UK, so I'll need that right?

>>57629227
you look up what your service provider uses
you're basically paying a premium for that extra band

>>57629227
fucking gogl it. you need to find out which bands your carrier jas and then figure out which version works with them

>>57629227
not necessarily
check
http://willmyphonework.net/

Special edition(kate) has no cases for it because it's 2mm longer.

>>57629226
Oh ok, just checked and the dispatch is November 25-27th. I had no idea, i rarely use gaybeast so ive never checked. Thanks.

>>57629249
>>57629248
>>57629243
Sorry, the reason I'm asking is that willmyphonework.net has XIAOMI REDMI NOTE 3 PRO AND XIAOMI REDMI NOTE 3 PRO SPECIAL EDITION.

What is the different between these two?

Anyone know if taobao has research chems for sale?

>>57629273
http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/2566258

>>57629273
We literally just told you.

>>57629187
its actually very soft, and fairly warm. was expecting a shitty one ply shell

>>57629285
>>57629297
So sorry guys, thanks a lot, I'm all set now. Really appreciate it, you've just changed my life and I will reward you in Otaku heaven.

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>>57629330

>>57629187
Why did you censor the phone?

>>57629345
yes. and my face.

>>57629379
It's okay anon, i doubt you're that ugly

>>57629187
link if anyone interest
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/2045427436.html

>>57628718
open it up by removing the rubber feet, the screws are under them IIRC

>>57629412
I have not shaved in 3 days, nor slept. I look like a 1970's bum at the mo, and would rather that image of me not be on the internet.

>>57628190
What card is that?

>>57629497
I always date kinky girls, so it's easy to me.

For a more traditional, vanilla one, I would heat her up by telling her the things I'do to her and what she would feel (this last part is crucial).
It has always worked for me when trying to do some light bondage with ONS...

/adv

>>57628725
Review it pls
When are you going to wear it?

>>57628770
look at mediatek vs snapdragon support WITHIN xiaomi models. the rmn3 is a perfect example of how far even the MIUI support went...

Huh, tracking on one of my Aliexpress orders says it was delivered a state away on USPS.

Any suggestions on how to go about doing a dispute?

>>57629623
contact USPS obviously

>>57629600
I wonder why.

Oh wait, I already know.

>same MSRP
But!
The SD comes with
>better camera
>SD slot
>more powerful SoC

HAHA!

Xiaomi just sucks at doing anything with mediatek for some reason. There are meizu devices with mediatek SoCs getting similar battery life to the rmn3p too.

>>57627375
Why the hell do they post reviews like this?

>>57629646
Because they want to and they can.

Why question it?

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What's it going to be lads?

holy fuck mates

>order shitty hakko 936 clone from ali on 11/11
>price $10 lower than all other sales
>ships with "DHL" as free shipping option
>pfft yeah wateva
>arrives today
>came with spare bits,heating element and a properly earthed cable

fucking jackpot 12/10 seller a+++ would buy again

Well, my 11/11 shit will be arriving any day now.

>>57627375
https://world.taobao.com/item/540359013719.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.1OInws#detail

https://world.taobao.com/item/536869284510.htm?spm=a312a.7728556.2015080705.15.bTVX1Z&id=536869284510&scm=1007.12006.46753.i540359013719&pvid=0d8e5dfd-c201-4ae8-8222-fbe783492029

>>57629187
Noice

>>57629658
Probably the Nano

http://indianexpress.com/article/technology/mobile-tabs/xiaomi-mi-mix-edge-less-smartphone-spotted-in-ceramic-white-new-5-5-inch-version-4389068/

>>57629655
Well its fucking odd to show of your tits at ching chong shopping site? They are getting paid probably

>>57629464
managed to get it unstuck without opening it up but the button now doesnt work/move the internal button that touches the screen.

>>57629734
How? Most don't show face so why does it matter?

Anyone adds anything to the randomizer?
It's been the same stuff for a while now.

Just got my rock zircons from aliexpress.... how to tell if ive been chinked? The bass seems a little muddy and too punchy im not sure how normal that is. Everything elses clarity seems pretty good tho

>>57628257
Holy shit, that bitrate

>>57629776
try different tips

>>57629736
Open it up, it's very simple and there are no electronics to fuck up.

How long do shipments with Aliexpress' standard shipping take to Europe?

>>57629814
From 10 days to...50

>>57629814
Roll a few dice and the number, that long.

>>57629807
i looked under the rubber pads that the phone rests against, no screws under them

>>57628750
What is your youtube channel?

>>57629747
Youre out of your mind, why would you ever as a normal person post that shit? You wouldnt, their getting free stuff, also its mostly russians doing this.

>>57627375
well sex toys obviously

Someone post a excel sheet example? I wanna start tracking my orders. What's a good Free MS Office alternative? Or do I use Google Sheets?

>>57629856
My bad, the screws are under the sponge thingy.
Check this out if you get lost, it's the same device:
https://youtu.be/1EeqAWxX1nI

>>57629814
It's a function of size/weight and to a lesser extent price.
The smaller and lighter it is the quicker it will generally ship, at least if the seller is using a halfway decent postal service (i.e. not Singapore Post or Sunyou). The more expensive an item is the more likely it is that the seller uses a proper postal service.

>>57629872
The fact that there are people out there in the world that show off their bodies on shopping sites bothers you?

>>57629899
libreoffice

>>57629899
there is free software for that
it even autotracks your items

problem is - some niggers set it on10 second interval between tracking and basically ddos tracking. That's why chink tracking is so slow.

>>57628750
Something that benefits from the medium of moving pictures. So not shit like knives or microphones.

>>57628750
repost it pls

>>57629872
>normal person
how many see through dresses does a normal person typically own?
some people just want attention online

>>57629872
>>57627375
>>57628174
>>57629646
>>57629655
>>57629734
>>57629747
>>57629912
I doxxed some people from aliexpress reviews. It's easy as 1 2 3. There was even a local policeman buying himself a dildo and leaving a review about how it's too small for his ass.
Although I did not proceed with it, cause I actually have a life. People in comments under those reviews thouh... Leaving their emails, tryin to hit on those girls, how desperate can you be?

>>57629956
Why does it even matter to you if a policeman likes to take it in his ass?

>>57629956
>I doxxed some people from aliexpress reviews
>I actually have a life
sure

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I don't recommend the UGreen coloured micro USB cables. Mine started fraying after a week.

Well, Black Friday just started.
http://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/black_friday_2016.htm?spm=2114.11010108.bfen.25.N8fSyr

Anyone gettin' shit?

>>57629901
found that video independently
currently fixing the mechanism

might need some lube

>>57629995
Also the metal connectors were oxidised when it arrived.

>>57630023
Did you open a dispute?

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>Unknown Unknown
What does it mean?

>>57630042
The goods is in the sorry

>>57629674
how much was it?
post a link

>>57630070
Thanks Jack

>>57630042
not much. aliexpress tracking is fucked up because 11.11 right now. go to the shipping companies site and they will have a better estimation.

Hey anyone with exp. with this seller?
https://mawon.aliexpress.com/store/623302?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.0VKkya

They sell neato coats

>>57628190
What game

>>57630030
Yeah, we'll see how that goes.

>>57630098
go to the girl clothing version of csg.

should I buy https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32461831632.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32461831632&productSubject=Military-uniform-Red-Army-uniforms-costumes-concert-performances&spm=2114.01010208.3.2.zKnvFb&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10037_10054_10059_10032_10099_10078_10079_10077_10073_10100_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_424_10051,searchweb201603_8&btsid=e1ccfa0b-ed97-4ed3-8ebe-b99528632607#autostay ?

Found the IEM Memestore
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1246446?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.1YG6Fl

>>57630128
Men's Clothing, not Women's clothing

>>57630133
Dubs say Yes

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>>57630093
>Information Received (This is not an acknowledgment of the physical receipt of the stated Registered Article)

yeah, much better

>>57630098
Thier shit is pretty cheap. the lining is just that nasty fairground plush meterial

>>57630142
Yes but they are the experts on chink clothes. So go there.

>>57630146
better than "unknown"

>>57630168
not him but link me pls

>>57629972
because he has his uniform on his profile picture. And by posing in uniform on shady websites, advertising hoo sex toys - you are tarnishing your uniform, dishonoring your profession.

>>57630008
managed a temporary fix with aluminium foil and wd 40

the problem is that the internal button is on a lever which is moved by the external button sliding underneath the other end. The part where they touch had some plastic defects so it didnt slide smoothly.

also if the lever isnt push against the perpendicular force of the external button, it doesnt slide properly. had to add some extra material so that it stays against it

also found a black piece of loose plastic
like those plastic hook tabs that keep stuff together.
cant find where it came from though, hopefully i didnt break something.

>>57629977
i was browsing for a coupon on 11.11 at stumbled upon these reviews. It was interesting that people would "endanger" themselves in such way. I spent like 15 minutes browsing their facebooks and instagrams ( of local people ) and that was it.

>>57630182
just go to /cgl/

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Opinion on these wire cutters and multi-meter?

aliexpress.com/item//32709124911.html
aliexpress.com/item//32385233650.html

>>57630246
chink multimeters work fine
cable strippers are hit and miss though
it's ok for home use, but even then can be shaky
spring will jump out or break, you will need to find a better spring
metal is soft and will get worn out faster than pro tool from local shop
overstripping can be adjusted, but i had no such problem
depending on your country you can find better deal (america or russia, maybe germany (big countries)) rest of EU is cucked with high prices.

>>57629658
Redmi Note 4 Pro with SD653 and dual cameras. Will probably cost $150-$160.

>>57630277
maybe aster a year on the market

>>57630274
Na i'm an Ausfag. From what i've seen, cable strippers wth a similar design are given relatively good reviews all-round, just not sure about this specific model/make.

thanks for the info

>>57630277
No way the rn3p cost that much now. the n4p will be at least 200$

>>57629658
>>57630277
It's not gonna be a phone.

>>57629508
This one i think
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/S737c-hd-capture-card-1080p-for-hd-mi-1080P-Recording-Games-PS3-4-Win10/32664115161.html
>>57630099
Dengeki Bunko

>>57630274
they are really fast and satisfying to use when they work
i prefer other type though, shaped like a gun, you can reach narrow places with that

>>57630146
I sense my country's post at work
Singpost isn't it

>>57629865
>>57629929
https://youtu.be/5LKCGFcluSQ here you go :3

>>57630322
That would encroach on the Redmi Pro price range.

What do you guys think about Zircon Rock?

I tried it with some acoustic songs, and some j pop,
I think Xiaomi Piston is better than this.

Am I expecting too much? Usually I listen with Superlux HD 668B

I bought from Wooeasy Aliexpress. Did I get chinked?

>>57630379
Of course it is

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>>57629920
>hey guys did I mention I hate Comfy Tech Reviews? I better bring it up in every thread in case you forget!

Is the RN3P still worth it?

I bet by December there's gonna be something better from the smaller companies like Ulefone, Oukitel, Elephone or something else. The only advantage of Xiaomi is Custom Roms, if you don't really care about being autistic and different from everybody else then a lot of the smaller companies are a good choice. Also MIUI ads lol, the only time I encountered problems with my older phone was when the anti virus detected a malware that it can't remove and needs Root but the phone can't be rooted. Didn't really cause a problem for me.

>>57630400
>Xiaomi Piston
Isn't that discontinued now? Piston 3 I'm talking about? Xiaomi Hybrid Piston IV is the current one on sale but now Xiaomi Hybrid Earphones Pro replace it. Differences are old Hybrid 1DD+1BA driver now new is 2DD+1BA.

>>57630433
Keep your trip on for all your posts in this general please Comfy.

>>57630444
i really like mine
really solid

camera is so so and no nfc, but everything else is very good, no hiccups, no discharging, no heating, even survived a drop in wet mulch/dirt/asphalt
i would buy for a relative
not for myself though

custom roms = huge support from community even for official roms. custom recovery = working backups

never again would i buy mediatek device, fuck that, malware preinstalled

it's not about being autistic it's about not having a keylogger by default. and random installs

I'm looking for super portable (= small) multimeter. Any recommendations?

>>57630444
>>57630488
ah and NEVER
NEVER EVER
buy an elephone

virus preinstalled, broken promises, no support, shitty build quality (wrongly soldered audio for example)

>>57630474
I think Piston Xiaomi Hybrid. Bought original from mi.com official store, but lost it ;__;

https://audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=Xiaomi&id=Hybrid

>>57630474
The new one replacing it is Xiaomi Air/Xiaomi Capsule.
But reviews said older Xiaomi Hybrid is better and only bit pricier.

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Got my HDSE-memes yesterday, haven't tried them yet.

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>>57627375
Guys, am I weird for fapping to qt russian grills' bra picture reviews?

>>57630444
>Ulefone, Oukitel, Elephone
lmao. bottom of the barrel chinkshit that breaks after 6months and is preloaded with malware and faulty mediakek GPS. Elephone in particular is a joke. Oukitel makes niche big battery phones and UMI ar the shittest bunch of liars.

There's a reason xioameme is a meme here.

>>57629999
Knowing aliexpress, they probably upped the prices for the items they are selling a couple of days beforehand and now lowering it to make the impression of high discount.

>>57630506
Nonono I mean the new latest Hybrid Pro http://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_566702.html

I've read a bit about it on Head-fi. It's a totally different sound now to the old Hybrid.

>>57630444
For a bit more you can get a rootable snapdragon 820 ZUK z2.

>>57630512
we've all been there
just don't be a creep and message them shit

>>57630495
What about a zuk?

>>57630512
Nope

>>57630506
>>57630524
Googled it up. This http://www.head-fi.org/t/825485/xiaomi-in-ear-headphones-pro-hd-2-1-hybrid

>>57630510
Well what are you waiting for..?

>>57630515
>UMI ar the shittest bunch of liars

Bought an UMi eMax, was waiting for their Lollipop OS update since it was one of their selling point for the phone. It never came. They even deleted the pictures of the Lollipop OS promise on the phone advertisements. Only news sites like Gizchina has the pictures.

Tell me some good laser pointer for cheeeeeap proce

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>>57630515
Oukitel is actually pretty good. I took apart my friends k10000 out of curiosity and the steel chassis was half a mm thick.

>>57630515
elephone once failed me on a rom promise
shitiest phone ever
although to its defence it ran blazingly fast with its gazilion mediashit cores clocked at 100% even in sleep mode
nice pocket warmer

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>>57630474
>>57630506
>>57630538
Xiaomi Hybrid Pro / Xiaomi Iron Ring Pro

Official website: http://www.mi.com/earphonepro/

>>57630536
never owned one, but snapdragon is already a warranty of sorts

>>57630557
well I'll tell you now that ain't 10000mAh unless the phone is like 15mm thick

>>57630515
Both ulefone and oukitel have released marshmallow updates for their devices.

http://www.gizchina.com/2016/06/21/android-6-0-marshmallow-released-oukitel-k10000/

>>57630510
give us a review anon :)

>>57630568
should i buy it anon?
anyone can compare Rock Zircon vs new Xiaomi Hybird Pro?

Thanks

>Ordered a RN3P with GB with tempered glass a month ago
>They shipped with PostNL
>Package sits in Armsterdam for 20 days
>Arrived today, accepted with my signature
>Pagkage cover of tape. It must be opened up
>Phone is not there, just a stupid adaptor and the tempered glass
>All scratched and re-taped
>Absolute zero instructions
defuq, what now?
did I had to call Paypal or PostNL?

>>57630551
They also lied about the battery capacity of the UMI Iron. and their phones are full of bugs.

>>57630557
I guess they're the least worse in that group. I've heard good things about the K6000 Pro.

>>57630589
uhh, the shop?

LINK ME SOME GOOD AND CHEAP LASER POINTERS

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>>57630573
It is 15mm thick actually. Sorry for the shit ruler, it's all I have on hand.

>>57630596
I've got a k6000 pro. It's nice, only real gripe is the camera. You can see the quality in this pic I just took...

At least it's got image stabilisation for 1080p video recording though.

>>57630611
They're fucking told me to wait or just checking my local post office which is pretty useless
Fucking chinks

>>57630589
most likely postnl nigger stole it
but you should asap dispute with the seller/paypal/whatever because they are easier to fuck with
you can refund them back after (and if) you deal with postnl

>>57630616
no

>>57630587
>should i buy it anon?
Up to you. You will be the first here to talk about it. I ordered one yesterday from Gearbest. I don't know if it is fake or real. I have a Vibro Veritas IEM measuring 3D printed mic. I'll compare to Piston 3 and old Hybrid just like I did the last time with the Piston Airs with mixed buyers remorse. From Head-fi thread >>57630538 it seems okay.

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>>57630625
>>57630573
I stand corrected, it's 14mm thick.

Apologies, my shit ruler is kinda crappy for measuring phone thickness.

>>57630631
Ur mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>57630641
okay kid, boot up your video games and calm down

>>57630638
looks nice

>>57630589
next time if the package looks opened, check the contents BEFORE you sign off on it

>>57630629
Thanks.
No chance of opening a dispute with GB, they're the worst. Not that simple as Ali
Paypal already told me to reach a peaceful agreement with those Goybest chinks
jeez

>>57630625
>>57630638
Get one of these:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-Goodies-150mm-Great-inch-LCD-electronic-carbon-fiber-Calipers-Micrometer-Measuring-Digital-Caliper-Get/32738676141.html

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>>57630512
Brazilian whores' bikini reviews are the best

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what did I get?

>>57630400
I bought 2 pairs from them on 11/11
Still not here
I hope I don't get chinked

>>57630688
there are pads bigger than that

>>57630691
Flag/jumper

>>57630691
Bomber jacket

>>57630687
I have a caliper, but I keep it in the garage, I'm in my room, and I'm really lazy.

Thanks for the suggestion though

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>>57630707
>>57630713
really tight packaging for something to wear...

>>57630731
shoes of some sort

>>57630731
Top One obvious meme phone.

>>57630133
Buy it already, senpai. DO IT!

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>>57630749
*bing bing*, we got a winner, it's a redmeme 4 pro, including a tempered glass screen protector, 2 regular screen protectors, a TPU soft case and a housefire adapter all for free

>>57630731
MAGA cap

>>57630766
how much ?

>>57630766
the box of the phone actually has a white '4' on the front which you can't see in my shitty pics, looks quite nice. no hints on the box that it's the pro version except the processor and storage specs on the back.

I'm kinda surprised by all the "free" shit they included, they said it would only come with the TPU soft case, no screen protectors. also the housefire adapter actually looks decent.

any actually good chink warm clothes (coat or jumper/hoody)?

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>>57630793
>>57630791
paid € 152,- and an additional € 25,- for faster dhl shipping where they guarantee no additional costs for customs.

>>57630810
>dhl shipping where they guarantee no additional costs for customs.
what? it usually is the exact opposite!

>>57630797
https://langbeeyar.aliexpress.com/store/1361294?spm=2114.12010108.0.0.jUKZHX

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/2067031?spm=2114.30010308.3.285.ZxQXSS

https://grandwish-men.aliexpress.com/store/group/Jackets-Coats/1721267_506186635/2.html?SortType=bestmatch_sort

>>57630810
>>57630766
I wanna buy this one too. how thick is it? does it feel heavy in the hand? it's almost 9mm which is silly for 5".

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>added to cart

>>57630862
lmao
what actually is on that? some reskinned korean bootleg goldeneye or something?

>>57630797
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ALMOSUN-Hillary-Getting-Her-Trump-3D-All-Over-Print-Pullover-Hoodies-Hip-Hop-Streetwear-Humor-Hipster/32737997909.html

>>57630862
Here's somethin' else for ya
www.aliexpress.com/item/Electro-Red-Male-Chastity-Device-Cuff-Ring-A175-2/32428812700.html

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bought the MiPad 2 Windows version on BG: http://www.banggood.com/XIAOMI-Mipad-2-64G-Intel-Cherry-Trail-Z8500-Quad-Core-1_84GHz-7_9-Inch-Windows-10-Tablet-p-1017546.html
180€ with the coupon on the description (890f21).
Cover and tempered glass from a cancerous site called igogo.es (whole page is displayed in broken Spanish translated from English) but prices and shipping times to Europe are great:
http://www.igogo.es/product422493.html
http://www.igogo.es/product392674.html
http://www.igogo.es/product393880.html
Everything works great and arrived on the same day (tablet and covers), I'll answer questions if you have any.

I'm still waiting for a USB C adaptor that works.

>>57630883
>tfw female chastity belts are much bigger and expensive

>>57630847
they dhl ship to their office in the uk, pay any fees that might hit them and then dhl ship to the destination country inside the EU, so no more fees there.
ordered on the 11th, so it took 11 days to reach me, quite nice.

>>57630856
I don't think it's too thick. fuck the apple induced trend for paper thin phones. At least it has a decent sized battery. it also has rounded edges in the front and back, so it looks a bit thinner than it actually is. it's not a light phone, but the weight is ok too I guess. maybe a bit heavier than my previous phone.

speaking of, for someone coming from maemo and sailfish, android is confusing as fuck. gonna need some time to adjust.

>>57630883
>made in korea

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>>57627859
A life.

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>>57630641
shes dead to my anyway

>>57630905
Alright post a mini review in a few days. the SOT must be crazy good.

>>57630731
>>57630766
top one is much better than that other seller. goldsomething
goldway or goldway hk

topone got everything as promised, fast and with extras
goldway chinked me for a week, did not put accessories (told me straight away), and refunded me for them after a week

>>57629066
>UltraPower
Seems about right.

>>57630936
Is that Elon Musk?

>>57630956
will do

>>57630959
yeah, I nearly bought from geekbuying but luckily I had enough patience to read some reviews about them. sounded like I'd have to wait more then a month if I'd have bought from them. haven't heard anything negative about top one yet and somehow I don't feel chinked for paying € 25,- for shipping.

>>57630862
I want to know what's on that cart.

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>>57630885
Pics taken with the shitty surface pro 2 camera because I'm lazy

>>57630810
>>57630847
you have to pick "sellers shipping method, if description says so"
sometime it's
#chink free shipping (say "herro!" to empty box after 2 monts of waiting)
#dhl shipping (say hello to importtaxes and going to your customs office and sucking EU dick if applicable)
#sellers method (7-8 days, dhl dropps it at your specified adress by courier, with calling you in person, cheaper than paying taxes)
only for topone memphones though, cannot vouch for rest
goldway did the same thing but slower and poorer customer service. but also dhl and no taxes

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>>57630885
>>57630998

>>57630967
Yes.

>>57630936
why a mariachi?

DHL in PH adds +20% Customs tax and service charge.

Anyone tried these Fancy Wooden Watches?
www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Newest-japanese-miyota-2035-movement-wristwatches-genuine-leather-bamboo-wooden-watches-for-men-and-women/32323614324.htmlopen_in_new

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Question, friend asked me to buy someone an iphone 6+ (yeah, i know) who lives in Indonesia.

Now I've ordered quite a few redmi note 3 pro's for others, and they all came within 3 weeks in perfect condition to holland. First one on aliexpress and all others on Gearbest. Now ofcourse you can't find refurbished iphones on gearbest so my next best bet is most purchased on aliexpress.

Think it's safe to ship it to Indonesia?

http://s.aliexpress.com/6vQBRvER

>>57631117
Pandawill also claims to sell refurbished iPhones.
Never bought from them so I can't tell a thing about it whether they're trustworthy or not (nor if their iPhones are the real deal or not).

My track from China Post stopped on the 13/10. No more updates since them.

Should I give up? This is taking longer than any other chinkshit I ever bought.

>>57631158
Lodge a complaint

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>>57627323
Can somebody remind me the website where i enter the price and the website shows the best results (by battery/by performance) for that price.

>>57631170

On Aliexpress, or on China Post?

>>57631173
kimovil.com

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>>57629920
>>57629929
>>57629865
https://youtu.be/5LKCGFcluSQ


>>57629037
thank you

>>57630391
Holy shit, someone is actually sharing my videos

>>57631179
Chinapost

>>57631203
Anything is better than that faggot Comfy and his referral link shill """"""""""reviews""""""""".

PSA: Backdoor in Firmware of Chinese Android Devices (BLU,DOOGEE, LEAGOO, IKU Mobile, Beeline, and XOLO among others)

http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/second-chinese-firm-in-a-week-found-hiding-backdoor-in-firmware-of-android-devices/

CHINKS CONFIRMED BOTNET
HOW WILL /CSG/ EVER RECOVER

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>>57631322
what do you expect with bargain bin zero update shovelware phones with mediatek bullshit?

it's not xiaomi, try again bitch

Anybody know if there's a Chnprice equivalent for Taobao?

>>57631322
That is not different from Microsoft/Apple/Google/Intel/HP/Dell 's own notorious botnets nowadays.

The main difference being that the NSA/CIA/FBI can persecute you, while the Chinks can't/won't.

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So what did I just get?

>>57630905
>coming from maemo and sailfish
N900 and Jolla?

>Android is confusing
MIUI is pretty far from stock android though, a lot of people install cm13 on their RN3P the moment they get it, but I guess that's not really an option on the Redmi 4 yet

>>57631500
earphones

also checked

>>57631500
looks like a knife

>>57631500
knife-shaped dildo

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>>57631531
>>57631534
>>57631546
Apparently my socks arrived.
Good. I had way to little left.

>>57631500
that's clearly a spoon

>>57631564
sock-shaped dildo-bags

>>57631546
>>57631564
>>57631578
>>57631594
spoon shaped dildo in a sock

>>57631506
N9 and Jolla
I know MIUI is not stock android, but I felt the same every time my mother came to me with her phone problems. A friend of mine felt the same coming from Windows Phone.
MIUI doesn't even try to explain how to use it. I got one popup telling me to swipe right for more apps and one telling me to swipe down to look at the notifications, but that's all I've seen up to now.
On Jolla there's a tutorial on first boot explaining the different screens, how to switch between them, how to multitask, how to use the pulley menu and all that jazz.
On MIUI it feels like "lol just try doing something". Maybe they think everybody used android before anyway or their UI is super intuitive, I don't know.

How good are the Xiaomi Piston earphones?

Better than the shitty apple earphones you get with the iPhone?

>>57631678
Yes every chink IEM is better than the apple garbage.

>>57631678
>Go to the Memestore
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1246446?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.1YG6Fl

Has anyone else bought cheap shit and sent it to mates houses before? I wanna hear some stories

Me and one of my mates bought a shirt with Prince in a jockstrap on it

And just tonight that mate and I bought someone else a butt plug

>>57619887
And this is exactly when I'm going to buy one. When it's like $1.

>>57631726
Are you recommending these?

>>57629187
looks comfy

>>57629995
wow man
thats sad
ugreen is supposed to have quality stuff

>>57631857
Nah that be Remax for wires

>>57631766
friend will receive a discrete cardboard box, will keep or throw out stuff
and you will waste your money

/csg/ on reddit again
https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/59i5rp/dank/

>>57631873
>Tape a parcel to their front door
They can't ignore that shit, no matter how hard they try

>>57631887
Kek

>>57631766
but why?

>>57631887
Who cares it was cancerous OC anyway, they can have it and maybe you should stay there.

>>57631869
ugreen has always had good quality stuff when i've ordered from them

>>57627375
>>Found the Ultimate Weeb Store
shop125801742.world.taobao.com

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>>57631887
The posts on this anon's account are cringeworthy. This is why you should never act like a faggot outside of the sandbox.

>>57628302
Why would you want to get it out? Isn't that the point of using it, so you can get some functionality out of it as a USB 3.0 port?

Who even uses express cards these days?

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>>57631981
>>Him apparently

>>57629776
try smallest tip first.

>>57629901
>>57628718
What is the best chinkphone for VR?
Preferably 2k screen with decent gyro

>>57632025
ZTE Axon 7

Thinking of getting the Oukitel K10000, any opinions on it?

Gonna be using it primarily for uk usb tethered broadband so is the reception etc decent?

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/KUSB-LOG-Keylogger-USB-Key-Logger-Spy-Hidden-USB-Computer-Registratore-TAEK-/122231434545

Does this mean the keylogger meme is more than a meme?

>>57629082
Waiting on a similar one

>>57631623
Install nova launcher + android n theme.

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Should I?

>>57630885
looks shit for that price (bottom of the barrel specs) no point going over 1080p for the screen, no keyboad for that price...

>wore superlux hd 668b open air headphones for months
>want to try a chink IEM
>rock zircon arrived.
>music feels pretty good
>mfw near zero soundstage, narrow instrument separation

are there chink IEM with decent imaging and soundstage

>>57632085
www.aliexpress.com/item/Smart-watch/32701931318.html

www.aliexpress.com/item/smart-watch/32652507249.html

www.aliexpress.com/item/Wearable-Device-Health-Pedometer-Mp3-Waterproof-Bluetooth-gv18-Smartwatch-with-SIM-Card-Mobile-GSM-Android-Smart/32368253443.html

>>57630847
From Top-One I just selected from the menu where I could either select the standard AliExpress shipping or DHL, i just took DHL and they first shipped it to UK and from UK to me. Happy overall, Redmeme arrived in under a week after DHL picked it up and no customs

Hey /g/oys, care to help me find some chinkmas presents?

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>>57632199
https://imgur.com/a/JvrGt

>>57629082
Should have bought a mi band 2.

>>57630810
How is the camera?

>>57632220
Ty bossman

>>57632199
www.aliexpress.com/item/3D-puzzles-for-adults-2015-Promotion-Russia-silver-3D-Nano-metal-DIY-Model-Building-set-educational/32347687915.htmlopen_in_new

bluedio.aliexpress.com/store/1405349

www.aliexpress.com/item/3D-VR-Glasses-Virtual-Reality-Headset-for-Smartphone/32616828743.html

www.aliexpress.com/item/Chinese-Metal-Earth-3D-Metal-model-kits-9-inch-English-version-General-Tahan-2-Sheets-Military/32582302256.html

www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Toys-3D-Puzzle-Metal-Model-Lunar-Module-R2D2-Slave1-Imperial-Shuttle-Tie-Fighter-NANO-Metallic/32670583643.html

I wanna buy a cheap monocular, anything to look out for?

>>57631897
might as well tape dildo to a brick and throw in their window then

Anyone bought chisels from Jack Ma before? Is ali any good for woodworking hand tools in general?

http://s.aliexpress.com/BVzymiiE

>>57632361
>Might as well burn the whole goddamn house down

>>57632365
Prolly

>>57632082
No. For a chink keyboard to have a keylogger, it'd need to have some way to send the keystrokes back. Since this is China, they're not going to spend money on a hidden antenna or some shit. In any case, it'd be easy to detect.

Guys please help me, im slightly retarded. Wich 5" xiaomi is the best for the lowest price? Im not understanding this.

>>57627859
662 EVO's instead
They're better, unless you're going to mod your 668B's

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seen this chink Nespresso machine on Amazon

>>57632105
nova launcher sounds nice, will try when I have the time. thank your dear friend!

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best <$100 windows tablet?

I want something to shitpost / youtube and do in home steaming (needs 802.11ac + bluetooth)

>>57632590
I forgot that it doesn't have global rom out yet so you probably don't have play store installed (banned in china and chinese rom) so you need to install those first.

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Tried to cancel order from GeekBuying, here's their response.

>>57632626
there is a global rom out, but I still have to wait for the bootloader unlock. should have applied for that a week ago.

>>57632696
why don't you want beautiful golden color that can be shipped next tuesday anon?

beh headphone jack on my redmi note 3 pro is going on me.

I had that AUX cable issue, and now it's a issue with headphones (even xiaomi pistons) where you have to have it in the 'right' position and if you nudge it the audio gets messed up or cuts out.

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>>57632696
Isn't Geekbuying awesome shop?

>>57632731

fuck me - they soldered the headphone jack in the phone so it's not even a easy fix like the nexus 5.

>>57632731
Just buy Bluetooth IEMs and show your courage ™

>>57632792

I'm looking at bose QC15 bluetooth adapters. I'm going on a trip so I might have to do that. Thing is they run for 5 hours and then you need to recharge. That's super shitty for a 10-12h flight. :/

>>57632727
B-but I don't want to look like an asshole anon...

>>57632747
They're on my blacklist now

>>57630042
bojler elado

>>57632449
Your fuckup is already archived friendo

>>57632803
Get a powerbank, you can recharge those like 50 times on a 5000mah one

>>57632858

Yeah this is what I might have to do. Fuck. Pain in the ass.

>>57632607
Teclast Kindow / x80 pro
Chuwi Hi8 Pro

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>>57632158
>Pedometer