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>News
• Anon buys $1 USB cable, too scared to use it in case it blows up his phone >>57613478
• Unbiased Tech Reviews returns with a new video review of the JBL 300 wireless headphones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi9e-WxaQxY >>57618331
• Anon wonders why the Mixza sharks died a sad death; it was all our faults >>57613781
• Anon wants a sub-$100 10.1" Android tablet even though no such thing exists >>57613868
• Anon gets a crazy refund of $2.63 >>57614080
• Anon buys universal remote just to fuck with lads as they try to watch the footie down the pub >>57614120
• World's stupidest /csg/ poster thinks he found a cherry mx mechanical keyboard for $4 on Alibaba, is actually a "mechanical feel" cheapo keyboard and they won't sell it without buying in bulk >>57614200 >>57614200 >>57614379
• Anon looks for presents for his postie after they bonded over chink shit >>57615147
• Anon buys fake Rolex, probably going to be shit >>57615242
• Another upright mouse owner >>57615883
• AULA owner adds to his collection with the new Demon King model, extremely satanic >>57616278
• Anon posts Seagull meme watch, too expensive for most people on /csg/ who still live on mummy and daddy's allowance >>57616849
• Another happy RN3P owner >>57617914
• Canadian mail system likes to open chink dildo packaging and fuck with them before eventually delivering the package in a dildo shaped container >>57618012
• Anon receives chink Famicon, looks the business if you're into nerd shit >>57618435 it also comes 500 games >>57618533
>Previous thread
>>57613478
First for cancer
I'm going to buy some DDR2 memory sticks for this POS I'm posting from. On a scale, how stupid is this? How chinked am I going to get?
>>57618950
fuck you I was going to post bombillas
>>57618957
I bought some ddr2 sticks for an old laptop and they're working fine.
>>57618717
>>57618603
it is really useful since the wide majority of the 300 games are renamed, you can quickly find the game you want through the un-chinked list on the wiki.
>>57618957
Remember to check are these memory sticks "AMD Only", Intel supported ones are more expensive.
Jesus Christ. Some of those customer reviews pics on Aliexpress are too lewd for work. I even saw some tits from one user in spain.
How do they get away with this?!
>>57619015
I'm on an nvidia chipset with an AMD processor. I'd naturally go for the AMD only sticks... right?
>>57619205
You want to...uh...link those, buddy?
>>57619317
With AMD cpu you are safe.
>>57619318
Photo reviews, fashion, top likes, and enjoy. Those skirt reviews are extremely lewd. I wanted to shop for cheap chinese stuff not get boners.
http://s.aliexpress.com/bmiErIny
>>57618906
SHARKS ARE SHIT
PISSPHONE WAS RIGHT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>57619379
they're not shit, they were so good everyone bought one and the price went up 3x as much as it originally was.
>>57618012
please tell me you're not ordering sex toys from china.
anyone knows how the cheap chink mics on the infographic scale up with normal western ones? usable for recording some shitty music/piano, or better not?
>>57619397
blue board you faggot, keep it off here
>>57619393
At least 7 anons last thread reported data corruption or extremely weak build quality.
>>57619357
wew
>Bought a BM-800
>Now have a Focusrite and microphone stand
The BM-800 is turning me into an audiophile
>payment still processing
How long is this going to take?
Are they trying to chink me?
This thread is going to hell. I'll save it.
I found this trackball nouse thing but it seems to be pricy from what it looks. Anyone here ordered one of these or is this a new meme waiting to be discovered?
http://s.aliexpress.com/UBNZj2A7
I got some shit. :^) Im thinking about some kind of variable power supply. Is there anything good enough?
Also any piZero guy out there?
>>57619663
Just buy the original logitech one if that's too pricey for you(as a generic product)
>>57619357
>>57619553
Any other good ones?
>>57619695
Is that some kind of straight razor in back left corner? If so can you share some info.
>>57619659
Ordered RM3P a month ago still says processing
Good luck
>>57619711
I already own a logitech trackball mouse. I just thought this one would work okay with my netbook.
>>57619712
Not that I know of. You can probably find a real decent trackball mice on Amazon instead.
>>57619640
No it's not. It's turning you into pic related.
So are there any downsides to official Global MIUI ROMs? Do they add curry shit? Is the hassle worth it? Does it fug with the baseband?
I have a mi max btw, just noticed that my 64jiggerbyte version has a global rom now.
Look what I got /csg/!!!
>>57619695
your best bet is to adapt a computer PSU. it's not an hard project if you have a PSU laying around or can get one for free
>>57619738
>>57619659
Geekbuying are always lying about having items in stock. no one should use them.
>>57619765
Why a trackball though?
>>57619844
It's a box
>>57619844
A cardboard box
>>57619844
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/antsylabs/fidget-cube-a-vinyl-desk-toy/posts/1737445
>t-trust us, guys! T-they're low quality fakes and not the OEM shipping our product out the back door! C-counterfeit!!!
Also now that I've handled a real one, $22 (which is the new preorder price for a "real" one) is fucking retarded. These are now selling for just over $6 on Ali and even that is just a little too much. It's two half-cubes of cheap (but not shitty cheap, just cheap) plastic with a bunch of plastic stuff in it and one ball bearing, pressed together. Once the molds are paid for (spoiler alert: the Kickstarter took care of that) the manufacture cost on these things definitely does not exceed a dollar.
>>57619717
Yes it is. I get it from my father and I think it was his fathers razor. Made in Czechoslovakia. Even in bad shape it is still really sharp. I use it as mail opener.
>>57619887
>paying $22 dollhairs for an autist rattle
A fool and his money huh.
>>57619712
use AliBetterReviews userscript and browse kneesocks/transparent dresses with the most orders
>>57619738
Have you tried cancelling your order? Because that's what I'll be doing.
>>57619870
They should be removed from the wiki, or at least have a warning added.
>>57619357
>http://s.aliexpress.com/bmiErIny
>That Spanish review with a dick in it
K_E_K.avi.tiff
>>57619866
Yeah I use computer PSU for some things. And also I made years ago my own (i think is called bench power supply or lab?) supply with Ampere and Volt meter. It was almost fully adjustable. But still it was too amateur.
I have almost daily access to lab power supply but I want something cheaper than lab supply for my MCU, Arduino, Pi memes.
PS: Sorry for my english
I ordered a GPD Win on 11/11 from gook best and it still hasn't been dispatched, really not in the mood for it to go 'missing' over the Christmas period when the postal service goes to shit.
>>57619988
Holy shit that's too good
>>57619844
>>57619887
is this the official one?
>>57620092
If someone paypals me $22 I will preorder an "official" one and compare it to this "counterfeit" that I got from Aliexpress.
But fuck spending that out of my own pocket. This one I got works just fine.
>>57619912
>I get it from my father and I think it was his fathers
>I use it as mail opener.
way to disgrace your ancestors
>>57619987
I'm going to today, lets see if I'll be able to parse what they're saying this time.
>>57619870
I'm a newfriend and I just went with the lowest price I could find before consulting anyone.
http://eud.dx.com/product/compact-australia-travel-plug-converter-black-844068135
http://eud.dx.com/product/universal-uk-travel-ac-power-adapter-plug-844055708
Need an adapter for Australia and need it within a month preferably.
Any reason I shouldn't get a couple of the first cheaper ones?
>>57619712
There's a pic of a cat wearing the skirt on like p.4. That's pretty good.
>>57620246
Post it
>>57620172
Lmao just buy one from bunnings or the reject shop you cheap cunt
>>57620269
>>57620304
Kek
Today's haul
- Xiaomi MiKey haven't tried it yet, what do you guys use it for besides creepshots?
- Couple of CK boxers reps, 2 bucks each, size M but feel way too small for me, I know chinks have small cocks but still, it feels like an S. Definitely size up if you wanna order some. Quality-wise seems pretty filmsy, you get what you pay for. And watch out for cock cancer.
>>57620275
We've got shit here mate and the bogans at the store charge 8 Merkelbucks for a single pissin' adapter, that's as much as a bag o' goon, it is
>>57619659
Depends on the product I guess.
Right now when you go to the R4P product page it says the next batch is going to ship in what, 10 days? Mine shipped today even though they started the countdown 2 or so days ago.
>>57620360
link to CK boxers for $2 please senpai
>>57620370
All Australian sold electrical goods hand been tested and certified to be of sufficient quality to be used without risk to the user or household. Insurance companies will cover damage caused by approved electronics that have gone faulty but not non approved junk.
Don't be a cheap cunt, buy something that's been approved.
>>57619357
W E W
>tfw no russian bride to buy chinkshit with
>>57603945
>>57609008
Bought these car antennas and chargers in case of a roadtrip with multiple vehicles.
So...which do I get?
>>57620123
Well they say that my grand grand grand ... father was officer in WW1 and he smoked pipe. His pipe is still there. My cousine use it for smoking kush.
>>57620630
Snapdragon
>>57620630
>Snapdragon over MediaTek
>Android 6.0 over Android 5.1.1
>16MPx over 13MPx
not sure, though one
>>57620630
SD one of course, there's no point in getting the MTK version when the Note 4 exists.
>>57620702
>>57620713
>>57620724
Thanks guys, is the Pro version just an upgrade in RAM and Storage? Or is that the prime? Slightly confused by all these different versions, never bought a Xiaomi before.
>>57619844
autism required to buy this shit and play with it
>>57620462
Link got took down, but that's the same page
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pluse-Size-Sexy-Men-Boxers-Underwear-Popular-Brand-Breathable-Modal-Cotton-Underpants-Panties-Solid-Man-Boxer/32758822952.html
>>57620744
Pro is an unofficial name for the variants with the Snapdragon and different camera. Both the Pro and the regular Note 3 come in 2/16 versions which aren't specially labeled and the "Prime" versions which have 3/32 memory. So to sum up there's a total of 4 possible variants of the model, Pro Prime being the best one.
Can anyone recommend some good chink thermal paste?
Or are they confirmed unsafe and I should stick to well known brands?
>>57620805
Use your own cum
>>57620796
Thanks, do you think they will go more on sale on friday or cyber monday? Or does AliExpress tend to pretend they're doing a sale but it's actually the retail price?
>>57620793
thanks these will come with Ck plastered on the band right?
What size waist are you and which size did you order, so i know which size I should order.
thanks
I can buy two of those for 80 bucks total.
I'm interested in them, because I need something with pivot for programming.
Is it worth it?
>>57620532
Should we start a ali express customer lewd pictures thread on /s/?
>>57620744
>>57620796
*forgot the total is actually 6, the Pro variant also got an "updated" version (codenamed "Kate" as opposed to the older "Kenzo") that supports more bands and is slightly bigger in dimensions. Definitely check what version supports the bands your carrier is using, but that goes for any chink phone. Kenzo is the preferred model because of a currently better custom rom support and it's size being the same as with the regular Note 3, so there are more mask/cover options.
>>57620865
This doesn't seem like chink shit at all.
Try Personal Shopper General.
Anyone ever buy from http://beststore-online.com/ ? What was your experience?
My Xiaomeme Mi speaker just arrived. I didn't realise it would be so small and I'm impressed with it. Might get another. Anyway, how long does the battery last on one of these bad boys?
Does aliexpress give discounts or coupons for new users?
>>57620861
I ordered M without measurements, as it's my usual size.
Here's what they look like. You can leave the seller a message to choose colors.
>>57621107
nice, are they stretchy?
>>57620913
I live in China. I am chink shit. Please, help me.
>>57621268
Death is the only escape
>>57621309
I just want to know if it's a good dead or not. Right after that I'm going to commit seppuku. I swear to Buddha.
好goyim戴绿帽
>>57621268
What's it like being part of the world's economic powerhouse? Are attitudes towards the US still deferential or have they figured out that America is a busted flush at this point?
>>57620861
M is S. Xl is L and so on unless specifically stated on their charts which you can always check
>>57621337
Deal. I meant good deal, not dead. Of course that dead chink is good chink. That's not my question.
>>57621339
the word is gweilo
>>57621373
Those monitors are pretty decent, 80 bucks sounds good to me
Hey guys, I really appreciate the link to Christmas gifts, I'm going to buy some of the stuff on there, so really, thanks a lot.
Do you have any other Christmas gifts which can be shipped to the UK for as low as the prices in the imgur?
>>57621341
People do not dislike USA or USA citizens, maybe except conservatist. Ruskies are considered prime evil by some and bro-tier by others. Globalization starts to catch up. I wouldn't say it long term, because they've been changing their look on other countries as often as politicians or media ask them to. Most people here are really easy to manipulate.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pocket-Watch-Russia-Soviet-Sickle-Hammer-Antique-Quartz-Necklace-Pendant-Mens-Gift-P380C/32430631948.html
WIll this stop the chinks from shooting at me when they take over?
got some of these on the way
>>57619912
Pretty sweet anon. Learn how to use it, and leave the mail opening to a Sanrenmu or something.
>>57621441
Thanks for your opinion, pal.
>>57620688
420 blaze it.
Xiaomi Redmi 3 (5", non-pro non-fingerprint version) literally just died when I plugged in an empty (meaning nothing was in the other end of the OTG cable) chinkshit android green Robot OTG adapter.
Had 85% charge, screen just blinked and turned itself off, that's it. Voldown + power for 60s won't do anything, volup + power for 60 seconds nothing.
I had TWRP installed on it and some spacex miui rom for like 7 months now, no updates have been done.
Fuck this meme shit, never had an issue in the history of android phones like this where an OTG adapter can fry a whole phone.
Worst thing is that the radio inside is still active since I called my phone and it did dial fine (obviously no sounds from the phone).
Stupid shit.
>>57621494
Have you tried reseting?
Do you live near an NSA hotspot?
>>57621521
How to reset it? I tried taking the SIM card out, having it on the charger for like 20mins, doesn't seem to even heat up (although it was near full so the charger doesn't heat up in general when it's just trickle charging).
I live in a 3rd world country, bought the phone off of eBay. There goes 150 euros that I'll never get back.
Thanks Xiaomi.
>>57621460
Not since the Sino-Soviet split.
>>57621563
http://www.hardreset.info/devices/xiaomi/xiaomi-redmi-note/
Hey, I have watched something called Overseas edition in some Xiaomi phones listed in GearBest.
Can anyone please explain to me what this overseas term means?
>>57621469
oops
>>57621600
maybe means it will work in your country, there are versions that only work in China, then there are ones that work pretty much worldwide.
overseas edition most likely means it will work outside China, but that doesn't mean 100% will work on your mobile network, you need to check your mobile networks bands, and see if the phone you are buying uses the same.
>>57621494
The call technically connects when you dial the number? Try holding nothing but the power button for like a minute until the thing vibrates.
>>57620888
>lewd pictures thread on /s/?
We had one at one point. There weren't enough posters. And people not familiar with /csg/ thought it was a thread for Chinese lewds and stock photo.
>>57621521
>>57621494
Also this was the OTG cable, I have sold over 50 of these, used them on like 10 devies so far in the last 2-3 years, so it's Xiaomi's fucking fault.
>>57621593
Senpai the fucking phone won't turn on into anything. Like not even the recovery menu, nothing.
>>57621600
Here's the best explanation http://willmyphonework.net/
>>57621658
Well you've got to explain the game to them in the OP, they're not fucking psychic.
>>57621645
I removed the SIM card now, unfortunately, so it needs to restart or something to get the data shit going. I tried holding it for 2 minutes straight, no vibration.
I have resurrected fucking galaxy S1 phones that were hardbricked with JIGs but this takes the cake.
Fuck Xiaomi to fuck and back, chinky fuckers.
Shit didn't even last 6 months.
Is there a recommended brand of memory cards now that sharks are inflated?
Looking for SD cards specifically, though if the micros are cheaper I might have a micro-to-standard converter
>>57621563
try replacing the battery?
try replacing the lcd
>>57621644
>>57621670
Thanks for the help
>>57621688
Does windows device manager recognize it or is there a device connected sound when you connect it to a pc?
>>57620964
http://www.firetrust.com/blog/chris/the-bigger-list-of-chinese-scams
>>57621723
Hang fire for a bit, some chinkanon has super cheap microSDs on the way for testing.
>>57621660
>>57621494
Hold ALL three buttons together for 30 seconds, should get you into recovery mode.
>>57621629
꒰•‧̫•ू꒱ hope comfy will wear these on our date ꒰•‧̫•ू꒱
>>57621773
I'd need to open it up first and reseating the battery, which is probably what I'll be doing. Why would the LCD be dead?
Phone had a screen protector + case since first day.
>>57621790
Neither, checked those as well when I realized the shit phone wasn't charging.
Usually at least it would act as a 16GB flash drive if nothing else (had that issue with a sansa clip before, jammed in power button, senpai member resoldered it and literally fucked the screen cable up so it works now as a 2GB flash drive only lmao).
>>57621827
Alright, will report back, but honestly with this shit not having any hopes.Literally would've been better if I had bought a 20$ LG Volt or something.
>>57621688
Sacrifice a small animal to KEK and then hold down every button twice while spinning ANTIclockwise and singing the Horst Wessel song with your left ring finger up your nose.
>>57621629
they are actually Calvin Kleins right?
how much
>>57621812
Awesome, thanks anon, hopefully I don't miss the news
>>57621904
Those are whatever brand is on them in the CK style
>>57621848
Seems like a well known issue with R3 and otg cables:
Redmi 3 totally dead after OTG cable connection
http://en.miui.com/thread-257639-1-1.html
Basically your'e screwed and deep flash cable then you might be able to fix it:
https://xiaomi.eu/community/threads/help-redmi-3-bricked.31802/
>1. connect phone to PC with cable.
>2. press and hold button on cable
>3. press and hold all buttons on phone (vol+, vol-, power) for 15-20 seconds.
>4. release button on cable.
>5. flash in miflash.
>mfw i've been buying on amazon for years for no reason when literally tons of free shipping cheap shit exists on alibaba that can make for some good presents
Will China soon overtake the West? I have a strange feeling the USA and the UK will become irrelevant soon. I'm already seeing more Chinese students in my city, 10 years ago they didn't exist, now they're everywhere.
>>57621803
Thanks. I've been searching for mentions of beststoreonline for a while to no avail. Looks like I gotta buy from Taobao.
>>57621848
>>57622033
P.S. you can make a deep flash cable yourself instead of buying one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Rs08oz79g
>>57622102
>>57622033
How the fuck has this not been documented before on these threads?
Jesus fucking christ.
Fuck these chinks.
This was never an issue on an S1 or HTC Desire, or Motorola phones.
>>57622041
>buying your christmas shit from china now
>not buying it 2 months ago to ensure you'd have it in time for christmas
lol
>>57622041
It's the same shit being resold on Amazon.
>>57622156
Oh shit, will they not arrive within christmas time?
JUST
>>57620702
mediatek is fine
>>57622123
>>57621848
Where did you buy if from? do you have warranty? IIRC gearbest/topone etc. have a one year warranty. maybe they'll give you a partial refund.
Also there was an Australian anon few months ago with exactly the same problem. he bought a K6000 Pro eventually to replace it and shilled it here. think he got a refund too.
>>57622189
right now is the cut off date probably, most delivery take between 2-4 weeks, i usually get it in 2 weeks, but 1 month from now is 21st December and in UK they stop delivering on the 23rd I believe.
>>57622189
It's a possibility. Always allow for 6-8 weeks delivery time when buying from China.
Most likely, you'll have all your shit by Christmas if you buy it today but there is a chance a thing or two doesn't arrive in time.
>>57622209
No it's not
>>57622213
I bought it from ebay, that ship has long sailed my friend.
Paid like 120 euros plus 40eur in taxes.
I'm SOL basically.
Considering a used (near mint) S5 is 150 euros which has proper support and can't be bricked as easily and is 2x better than the chink shit.
hello csg guess what I bought
>>57622261
I have a note 4, camera great, 6.0, s-pen, nice big screen, amoled
see if you can get a good priced one.
>>57622273
A good product?
If anyone is interest in getting some stocking filler for a brother/sister.
JBL 300s are okay.
I did a review on them today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi9e-WxaQxY
>>57622261
>breaks his phone by plugging badly made bullshit into it
>this is all china's fault somehow
>>57622156
>not buying it 2 months ago to ensure you'd have it in time for christmas
nah, right now is the perfect time to buy christmas shit
>long enough so it's likely that items arrive in time
>short enough to keep the suspense up, whether they'll make it
just order 10-50% more stuff than you need to make up for losses, getting chinked, etc.
depending on the reliability of your local postal service and the risk level of the products bought
>>57622273
Thats right
a Chinkboard
full review to come in a day or so
this will be my dedicated laptop keyboard for the rest of the week, and I might even play a vidya or two on it just to get that feel too
>>57622296
we will see
>>57622240
cite your sources
they have this brand too
>>57622324
>Not getting the RK81
That extra row of keys to the right triggers the fuck out of me.
>>57622326
Can't put CM on it
Do you respect freedom or are you a cuck?
>>57622261
Ah that's why I don't buy from eBay. anyway see you can buy a cheap J7 2016. my brother has it and it just werks.
>>57622324
Here is a less dogshit picture
cm rapid for size comparison
Board is a drevo gramr with the chinkiest cloned mx browns. So far the keys feel exactly like browns upon my first examination.
>>57622358
bought it specifically for that row
I use those keys often
>>57622261
Buy a moto g4 play. it's cheap and despite the low end specs you'd be surprised how well it works.
see
>>57595099
>>57622367
What's the newest meme IEMs?
Current ones died, last ones (Rock Zircons) died after a month so looking for something different.
what's the best chink keyboard?
>>57622403
Is there a keylogger in this chinkboard?
>>57622456
>last ones (Rock Zircons) died after a month
Two months for me, cable broke. Sound is great but fuck Rock for that shitty cable. Guess i'll stay with KZ and Boarsemen.
>>57622324
that layout looks pretty sweet desu
but the font and cable are ugly as fuck
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Windows-Mini-pc-i7-Barebone-HTPC-Intel-Nuc-Fanless-Computer-Broadwell-5Gen-Core-i7-5500U-i5/32469493729.html?
Opinions? Was looking at a NUC a while back, this seems to be the same thing, just way cheaper.
Hello /csg/, i just got my RN3P Kate and flashed TWRP + CM13 on it, works like a charm, BUT it has two annoying issues.
1. After re/boot if throws the error "the process 'system' has stopped working", no idea were this is comming from, everything works.. the only thing is that the phone does not automatically connect to wifi.
2. Sometimes, seems completely random, after unlocking the phone via fingerprint the phone unlocks, but the screen stays black, sometimes flickers and i can see everything, after restart everything's fine again.
I already did some research about those errors, the first seems to be a problem with current CM13, but i couldn't find a trace of my second issue.
Does anyone has a similar experience with the RN3P Kate or can me link some solution or place were i can look for further help?
>>57622560
Did you forget to flash the CM13 firmware?
>>57622525
that thing looks perfect for a router/firewall/vpn server
>>57622578
No, i flashed TWRP, CM13, firmware + Kate modem and open gapps in this order.
I unlocked the phone via the official method, if that matters.
>>57622598
Well you can try Santosh' CM13 or
http://nxrom.us
>>57622486
Cables always break for me, I really should just invest in a nice pair of headphones with a removable cable.
At least then, I can replace the cable as needed.
Or maybe I should buy wireless IEMs...
>>57622614
>nxrom.us
>Is this expired domain name yours? Find renewal info.
Guess somebody didn't pay his bills. I'll try Santosh's CM13 if the error persists, it's the popular one on XDA, right? I installed the one from cyanogenmod.org, thanks.
>>57622324
Is that strider real? If it's a cheap chink one, can you give your thoughts on it?
>>57622706
Yes, you can also try RR which is really just enhanced CM13 and works well.
https://devs-lab.com/resurrection-remix-rom-for-xiaomi-redmi-note-3.html
Why can't chinks into eReaders? I want to pick up a new hobby so I might aswell read.
>>57622783
Thank's, i'll look into it if that shit doesn't go away. Don't really want to reflash MIUI, though.
>>57619357
WHAT THE FUG.
Just seen a review for that skirt with pics of a guy wearing it half erect, dick full show. His Ali profile pic is a pacifier inside a vag.
>ordered LED strip at the beginning of November
>entered the country 8 days ago
>got to my city 4 days ago
>still didn't come today
JUST FUCKING COME ALREADY I WANT TO PLAY WITH MY LIGHTS
>>57622465
who knows
I don't care terribly much as it is just going to be for my school computer
>>57622504
I'm replacing the keys asap, they're chinky as fuck anyway
>>57622771
oh its real
I've bought a few chink knives in the past and the clones just tend to be made out of steel that just loses its edge if you cut anything with more resistance than paper
Ganzo's are legitimately as good as 90% of spydercos and also cheap benchmades
I've bought 4
vespa OTF knives are also dank
>>57622359
Not an argument.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-led-flashlight-2000-lumens-lanterna-cree-torch-Zoom-waterproof-14500-rechargeable-battery-OR-AA/32669925881.html
Got one of these in the mail this week and was impressed enough that I ordered 5 more. The body constructions seems very solid, it's light and bright enough for a small flashlight. The zoom/ focus ring is form enough to not move on its own and with a more focused beam, you can easily light up (smaller) distant objects.
If you're planning on giving these to random people, maybe order the variant that doesn't have three modes because every switiching it on and off will cylce it into the next of the 3 available modes. Cycling is done by lightly tapping the button when it's on. The strobe mode could be faster but who needs that anyway. They're pretty great flashlights just to keep in your bag/backpack/jacket pocket/ glovebox but you're probably not going to win any lumen-dickwaving contests with them.
>>57623011
Ganzo knives have inferior steel to most Spydercos. Edge retention is far inferior to some of the stuff Spyderco uses like S30V and ZDP-189. 440C, which is Ganzo's go-to steel, is a very good midrange steel, but it falls short compared to a lot of what Spyderco sells.
Fit and finish wise, sure, you can very readily compare the two brands, but steelwise? No.
>>57623112
I bought 6 of them long ago, before I even knew the true meaning of chinkshit, (they were the single mode versions though) and I put them in various handy places around the house in the event of a power outage, and one in my glovebox.
>>57623117
I meant more the cheaper end of spyderco
its obviously not s30v range at 12$ lmao
>>57622301
>stocking stuffer
>$150
>"stocking stuffer"
>Not chink shit
>Shilling your youtube video for google pennies
Rate
>>57623165
dogshitquartz/10
>>57623076
Yes it is, why would you want your device to be capable of less, versatility is inherently more valuable
>yfw Trump imposes Chinese tariffs, and all the chinkshit threads turn into leftypol
>>57622937
link you homo
>>57623165
mall ninja/10
>>57623291
Whats mall ninja on that you faggot
>>57623310
>Whats mall ninja on that
everything
>>57622937
Beautiful isn't it.
Got my spinning pens.
They write too which is pretty nice
>>57623410
>spinning pen
holy autismos batman
>>57623424
Hey man, they're pretty fun to mess around with.
Will post webm of test spin if anyone want and if I figure out how to make a webm
>>57623410
>>57623438
pre made comssa, what a peasant.
Anyone got any chink gel pen recommendations?
How did you guys set up your RN3P out of the box?
What is the most edgy thing that i can order from aliexpress?
>>57623544
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/nothing-personnel/32335794257.html
>>57623478
Buster Cyl would be nice but don't have materials and too expensive to buy online. Ironically the non Chinese sites are pretty sketchy, don't trust with card info.
>>57623544
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/the-original-mother-nature-edge/32567693281.html
>>57623598
>manlet hands
Ahahahahaahahaha
>>57623598
>light mech keyboard
>that pen
let me guess, you own a robot cock too.
>>57623598
>tfw tendon disorder
I'll never be able to do this shit.
On a related note, does anyone know if chinks make knockoffs of pic related? The genuine ones are expensive, but they wear out and lose joint locking ability. So I buy new ones more often than I should.
>>57623598
Can I do this with a regular pen?
>>57623220
Not an argument.
>>57619550
>at least 7 anons
One anon said it. Do you get off on lying about things easily checked in 2 seconds? It's a dead meme already from the rising costs, you don't have to throw around lies to kill it.
>>57623658
No. Spinning pens are longer and heavier on both ends to give it more momentum to spin. Only thing you can do on regular pens is spinning over your thumb, twirling between mid/ring finger, this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lvoeRVLj2U
and maybe this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB29c5FO-UU
>>57623159
Not everyone is as poor as you
>>57623117
But is is better than Bird, also cheaper. I can't say a spyderco tenacious is that good too. Their vg10 is great and hold very fine edge but their chink steel knifes are like... all other chink steel knife.
What else. Its better than 420hc from buck. It is better quality than most cheap kershaws. They won't beat good knifes 50$ and up but that is not the point. If you step up to 25-30$ for some D2 knifes they are better than spydi vg10 if you like large grain steel. It is not benchmade D2 but what can someone want for 25$?. For me right now there are 2 classes of knifes - 12-25$ chinks, and good brands 120$+. Anything in between is not worth it. Maybe large cs voyagers and what not if you want very large knife for ~60$.
>>57623544
Katana? Also appropriate hat. You will be edgy all the time.
>>57619205
This is nothing, before the purge you could easily find pictures of sluts using buttplugs whilst getting fucked.
>>57623584
>Shadow with Sonic Adventure 1 logo
>>57623112
You can cause the mode to reset to the first one in the cycle after shutting it off by adding a pencil mark on the lead of a capacitor or something (I don't remember what it was exactly, but a quick google search along the lines of "Cree flashlight pencil trick" should bring it up, the process is slightly different depending on which light you have). I did it on mine and it causes the flashlight to default to the first mode after a few seconds of it being off. You can still cycle through the different modes with a light press of the on/off switch, but it will prevent you from having to cycle to the bright mode from dim or seizure mode every time you turn it on.
>>57623720
Alrighty then
>>57623903
If you're interested/bored enough I suggest making a BICtory
>>57623685
Sounds like you have buyers remorse from buying the worse version
Do you even have a positive thing to say about mediatek?
>>57623112
>>57623875
Or you can just bypass the transistor that controls the modes. Low power mode is for for women and strobe is for fags.
>>57623374
Nah you are just simply retarded
>>57624019
>order the flashlight with 3 modes instead of the single mode one
>modes are for fags
>>57624057
whatever you said, order a tactical fedora next time
>>57623159
I'm not as poor as you
also everything is made in China
I post a link once a month to my new video. Hardly shilling. I don't even monetise them.
>>57619357
L-lewd
>>57624146
thanks anon
my boss just saw this and fired me
>>57624079
You order whichever one is cheapest.
l2chinkshit
>>57624127
Thats 4u and ur shitty taste :^}
>>57624127
Real tactical gentlemen wear these.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/war-chef/32748209075.html
I got the BTS-06 bluetooth shower speaker today. It seems pretty decent for $5-6. The audio quality is good enough, not like knock your socks off 24 bit HD flac ruizu autism quality but not bad either. It's pretty easy to set up and use as well.
The only thing that pissed me off is the fucking scumbag seller lied about having epacket shipping...but I digress.
>>57624358
>that mouse
>that keyboard
hope you get shower cancer
>>57624386
Heh, I mainly got them because they were cheap, not really for looks
>>57623232
>imposing tariffs on his own businesses
he won't do that
he knows americans love to point fingers so he's feeding into that
>>57624358
i'm impressed anon
everything in your picture is chinkshit
>>57623232
he is too busy with twitter beefs
RGB led strip video, I hope you like jump cuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LKCGFcluSQ
>get cheap IP cam
>set it up working with android app
>few days later play with it again
>"I wonder why HD picture is laggy, let's check signal quality from router dashboard"
>there's only one WLAN device on list
>"Wait a second, my phone wasn't even on WLAN"
Seems like these new IP camers joins automatically to chink botnet without any port forwarding or dynamic DNS.
>>57624534
Well that pic made me throw up a bit in my mouth.
God the US is weird.
>>57624534
What's her name?
http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/chinese-company-makes-underperforming-employees-eat-live-worms-as-punishment
This is what not giving 5 stars does to vicky
>>57625007
yeah, it's called upnp
>>57625049
>>57625088
I don't have upnpd on my OpenWRT router.
>>57625109
Transgenders scare me.
>>57623011
I tend to be more of a steel snob due to my ability to bring a knife to its actual peak of its potential. I use a Wicked Edge sharpener. So I tend to prefer vg10,154cm and up, although I hate Elmax.
>>57625109
That's one puffy vulva
>>>57625109
>That's one puffy vulva
I have some news for you anon
>>57625133
wait till you see a pack of furies at your local park
>>57623772
I typically don't waste my time with anything less than vg10. Although I have never used chink D2. If you have used chink D2, how would you say it compares to Spyderco or benchmades steels. I always figured the chinks were lying when they claimed the blades were d2.
Can anyone recommend some good wireless in-ear headphones? I don't mind up to 25$
My chinkshit phantom PSU has failed so I opened it up to see what's the problem. I instantly noticed a shitstained decoupling capacitor. After replacing it I thought that would be it but it turns out that since the failed capacitor shorted the output, it also killed the TIP122 darlington pair. I'll replace the TIP122 and report back with results, nothing else seems damaged so I think it will work then.
>>57625049
>her
>>57619767
Fuck off Lithu
What's a good place to purchase a new chink phone? I don't want to be fucked by a place that has no stock.
>>57625975
banggood
What did I get!!!
>>57626193
a flag
>>57626193
Snek flag
>>57626207
Any guesses?
>>57625746
>going chinkshit for a PSU
>>57626193
Gay pride flag
>>57626193
Korean people's republic flag.
>>57626214
Hillary for prison 2016
>>57626193
>>57626207
>>57626211
>>57626223
I don't see a problem.
>>57626237
>>57626193
>>57626207
>>57626232
Finally get to trigger some faggots!!
>>57626256
Aaaaaaaaaaand here's the image lol
whats in the box /csg/?
Any good chinkshit headphones? My A700X' are on their last legs and I don't want to fork out another $200 for some new decent ones.
>>57626276
>>57626256
the literary irony is impeccable
>>57626256
>>57626276
Trump is pro LGBTQ+
>>57626307
https://qt.vidyagam.es/IcDmsJb.jpg
>>57626304
Dildo
>>57626304
a turd
>>57626312
I'm Canadian m8, so I don't mind buying chink shit.
i shouldn't but i want it
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-USB-Insulation-Coaster-Heater-Heat-Insulation-electric-multifunction-Coffee-Cup-Mug-Mat-Pad-New/32574398238.html
>>57626329
2.5W is nothing, a good thermos would work a lot better for keeping your beverage warm.
>>57626276
Trump supporters confirmed ultimate cucks
>>57626364
Wow that's quite a high res photo of god emperor.
>>57626371
What's this from again anon?
>>57626341
Huge Danboard, you plan on taking more pics with it? How's the build quality? Where did you get it and for how much?
>>57626393
They know they are going to get ripped up by ultra-faggots so why spend more? During election time it would make sense to buy them from Trump because they were campaign donations, so the money went towards his campaign but now that he's won, as a Canadian, why wouldn't I buy a chink one.
>>57626402
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-New-2015-Lovely-Danboard-Danbo-Doll-PVC-Action-Figure-Toy-with-LED-light-13cm/32415405244.html
I do plan on taking more pictures, build quality is pretty good, no smell.
>>57626396
yotsuba
I opened this package and forgot I had ordered it, its heavy and metal, I thought ali sent me chinese coins.
>>57625202
I feel that
im not an advaced sharpener or anything, im new to freehand stones, but I hate having to resharpen a knife too often
>>57626448
Is that a package of xacto knife blades? I bought some and they came in that paper.
>>57626448
its 50 xacto knife blades
>>57626469
Me as well. I don't mind initially spending some time with a knife to get a nice mirror polish on the blade, but HATE having to touch it up when it dulls. I have a lot of knives that I rotate though daily, so when a knife does need to be resharpened, I notice it and am annoyed of it because I use it far from daily. The main steels I have noticed poor performance from are any 4xx series steels, and 8cr13mov. Anything higher (including Aus 8) has been satisfactory for me.
>>57626511
What do you typically use your knives for?
>>57626525
Killing animals at night
>>57626502
Brings back memories of when I was in highschool and cut myself
Good times, god bless xacto
>>57626502
are they any good?
if so link pls
>>57626525
Misc daily tasks, but tend to be cautious not to abuse them (i.e. prying, cutting staples etc). I used to work at Best Buy in Home Theatre while in highschool and my knives saw a LOT of use while I worked there as I was always opening packaging for demo units, and shredding up cardboard to throw into the box compactor. Now just finishing up 4th yr university, so mainly for opening boxes, packages, mail etc. I spend a considerable amount of time outdoors in free time, so they see some use there as well for ropes, zipties, and wood.
>>57626525
>>57626578
Some in my current edc drawer atm.
I think I just got a free Redmi Note 3.
I ordered Redmi Note 3 Pro on ebay, but dumb chink sent me normal Redmi Note 3, I requested refund for reason "Sent me wrong item." and they accepted the terms, they are supposed to pay for return shipping, by ebay rules they have to provide me with a return shipping label. We've been exchanging messages and the chink said there is no way he can provide me a return shipping label because he lives in China (I don't know what that has to do with it), he begged me to ship the phone to some random address in the US and he will send me refund money + shipping through paypal off site and I said fuck no. If I don't get a pre paid return shipping label in 4 days I get to keep phone and ebay refunds everything I paid.
>>57626554
i can't find my old exact knife so i can't do a proper test, but it made pretty deep cuts to the top of an amazon box pretty easily
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-50-pcs-11-surgical-knives-blades-For-11-scalpel-Use-a-to-replace-Carving/32386709374.html
>>57626606
He will magically find a Chinese address when there's 1 day left and you'll have to send it to bum fuck no where and never receive the refund. you can't outchink the chinks. also never buy form eBay you pleb.
>>57626687
There is only one address ebay allows them to use, it's the original shipping point. Doesn't matter if he was lying and will provide a prepaid label, I'll get money back either way because of tracking, ebay will award me the money if he tries to not pay me my refund after it gets sent.
>>57626525
cutting things
>>57626511
420c is atleast a good looking steel
8cr13 and 5cr13 doent even have that as a redeeming quality
aus 8 and some of the D2 the chinks use tends to hold an edge decently enough
Elmax is pretty nice but sv30 and vg10 would probably be my favorites
Look what came in the mail
>>57626813
Looks pretty gay tbqh
>>57626813
Cockstrap and face cancer
>>57626813
oh boy here we go
what kinda memes do we have here, anon?
>>57626813
OP there is a huntsman spider in that box to the left watch out
>>57626813
Sunglasses and a swimsuit!
>>57626851
really shitty looking swimsuit desu
>>57626851
will you model it for us?
>>57626851
Oh baby
>>57626851
what are you waiting for? put em on, faggot
I need some good tablets that run Android. Looking to buy like 5 or something for buddies for Christmas for tabletop games.
>>57626684
thanks, senpai
>>57626913
how much do you want to spend
>>57626867
Looks like it's intentionally see-through when wet. Google that. "Sheer bikini".
I think "sheer mankini" also works, if that's your thing.
>>57626940
>how much do you want to spend
did you mean to reply to >>57626912
?
>>57626982
ah yes
i am drunk lel
Hit me with your favorite small laptops/chromebooks pls
>>57626912
>>57626940
>>57626982
>>57626991
i dunno maybe 100 or under each
perhaps my best options at 50 and my best options at 100
>>57626997
I use an Asus c200 cromebook daily. I like it a lot. Got it on a great sale at Canadian Best Buy for 140 CAD +tax. If you can get it for 160 or under, I would consider it a steal.
>>57627041
can't recommend any specific models
but from what I read in the past months in /csg/ threads
~$100 seems to be the threshold to get an atleast somewhat usable tablet
>>57626868
>>57626873
I would, but it's semi-see through. Don't wanna risk a ban. Besides, it looks better one someone with bigger boobs.
By the way, the sunglasses are pretty nice for the what I paid. I ordered them on 11/11 for $3.81 (current price is $5+) and they're already here.
Anyone writing up a new thread? if not ill do it now
>>57627095
ill just get a used nexus 7 or a kindle fire and root it or something in that case
>>57627122
Just wear it, faggot. Cover your cock with your hand.
New Thread
>>57627323
>>57627323
>>57627323
>>57625746
I read a lot about that model of phantom power and that seems to be the most common failure, and everyone that experienced it, said they left the Phantom Power on 24/7.
>>57622123
weirdest phones to mention, EVER
>>57622301
how can i report this shit?
>>57622359
>freedom
>chink shit
>android
>freedom
there you have it guys
>>57624141
£100 isn't a stocking filler by any one's reckoning
Being made in china does not qualify something as being chink shit
Nobody gives a fuck about some normie JBL shit
Stop shilling them just cause you got them for free from some human trafficking endorsing scumbag company
>>57624358
the ruizu meme doesn't support 24bit flac sadly
>>57627970
>>57628027
We're in a new thread you know, no one is going to see this.
>>57626276
>>57626239
link, NOW
>>57626606
>don't send it
>say you sent it
>wait 4 days
>??
>receive everything you ever dream of
>>57628062
I don't even need to do that, they are asking me to ship to a US address that I assume is part of their business because they don't want to pay like $40 for return shipping with tracking to china from us, but ebay policy is that I am only allowed to return items back to the same address it sent from, otherwise I'm not protected under buyer protection.