/csg/ Chink Shit General

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First for i want Jack Ma inside of me

Should I throw down on these Fancy Jackets?

https://langbeeyar.aliexpress.com/store/1361294?spm=2114.12010108.0.0.jUKZHX

https://mword.aliexpress.com/store/513064?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.wSRT4Q

>>57613504
He's got Mitt Romney little face syndrome but in real life.

>Gaybeast
>"Sorry, your shipping information has not updated yet!"

What the fuck. It's shipped out, but there's no tracking info... It's been like this for a week.

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Received just a couple of minutes ago. Looks kinda ok for a $1 cable. Not tested yet, afraid of blowing up my phone.

>>57613560
it does look great for 1$, just see if the amperage is ok, that's my main beef with cheap cables.

>>57613560
Link? Also try it out and let us know, like a true chinkbro.

>>57613560
Not the best wire but will last longer than the dodgy LED cables.

Anyone bought the Gold-plated wires?

>>57613606
>Gold-plated

Avoid this meme.

>>57613560
>chink cables
>stick one in my phone the wrong way in the dark
>see a spark, smell some smoke
>cable still charges slow as shit like usual
never again

>>57608333
Link to these?

>>57613560
Remax cables are better tho

latest memecopter:

http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_447881.html

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>>57613559
Free shipping usually doesn't include tracking. Next time, pick anything else than "UNREGISTERED air mail" as a shipping method and you'll get tracking too.

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Unbiased Tech Review here aka child molester. Entrepreneur and bagel lover.

reviewing the JBL 300 wireless headphones this week plus the beyerdynamic dt770s (80ohms).

also looking for some great black Friday deals on amazon/gearbest etc Christmas. Anyone seen something great?

All I've seen on amazon is trash on sale.

LETS MAKE BLACK FRIDAY GREAT AGAIN.

p.s pic related I bought but the chinks can't even help me suicide right. The cable broke off as I threw it into the bath.

>>57613714
oh, ok. Aliexpress offers tracking, I'm not paying more for that shit.

>>57613719
Did you buy the KZ LP3 on 11.11? We're all eagerly awaiting a review on them.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-KZ-LP3-36MM-Dynamic-Noise-Lsolating-Super-Bass-HIFI-Monitor-DJ-Stereo-Music-Headband-Computer/32648980251.html

Anyone able to tell me what the good 10~ Iems are? good is relative but they are decent, I'm building a list and can't remember what the hell they were called again.

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Whatever happened to the Mixza SD Cards in /csg/? Nobody is mentioning it. Also there's a small paint chip in my 32gb Shark that I never thought would happen..

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Is this still worth it?

I'm more inclined towards waiting for SD 653 and Dual Camera support than buying an old model with SD 650 with a shitty camera and a DAC with audible hissing noises. But what if there's no dual camera phone that is less than $150?

>>57613781
Prices skyrocketed after word got out how cheap they are.

>>57613740
I did not, sorry.
I did check them out on the page as instructed though.

>>57613781
Its too expensive now.

>>57613781
They got too hyped and too mainstream that prices are getting fucking hiked.

There are other cheaper microsd cards now.

>>57613781
>32
Typo 64. Didn't notice.

>>57613790
>>57613795
i c.

>>57613793
No one else has reviewed them yet, Unbiased-san. This is your chance to really help out /csg/ with an undiscovered fresh meme!

>>57613729
Yeah, mostly to weed-out scammer sellers that don't ship orders.

>>57613505
Go for it and review it for us.

Why is there no 10" tablet that is just a well built Android machine? All of the models at that size have Windows 10 wedged in there now as well. Is there any rec'd models? I'm mainly getting it for reading comics, Hearthstone and watching video.

Post ur windows 10 models first

>>57613868
http://techtablets.com/recommended-chinese-tablets-brands/

>>57613868
Most of the tablets you can choose if you want an Android version, Windows version or 2 in 1 at point of sale. You can also simply delete the Windows partition if you want it. I don't see the problem.

>>57613973

It was actually looking at that pagr that made me comment earlier. The only regular Android tablet on that list is the MiPad 2 which is too small. I need 10" for full comic pages.

>>57614026

The 2in1 tablets are gimping on features to make Win 10 work there. There's no reason there shouldn't be an Android only 10" tablet with decent specs for just over $100.

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I'm totally going to get one of these to pass the time in the daily scrumm meetings.

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Did I do good boys?

>>57614080
>$2.63

Boy you really showed them!

>>57614070
I have one and while the build quality is chink it's decent for the price.

>>57614093
>>$2.63
ya that could buy you like 200 hrs of child labour

>>57614054
http://www.banggood.com/Wholesale-10_1-Inch-Android-Tablet-c-1759-s-568v2946.html

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Chink quality powerbanks.

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Bought 1 universal remote for 1$ lately,went to pub with my friemds,turn off anoying soccer,mess with channels,mess with volume,now i got 4 more to do some Santa.

>They work in 60% of the time,little low reach(might be the battery tho-they come with one) Ive had least success with LG tvs, new smart tvs, particulatry Samshunk(housefire®) tvs
>but they are guaranteed success on chinky brand tvs ur half deaf granfather has,so u can skip channels and watch him figure it out(i told him later and we both laughed)

Overall 9/10 diabolical item,guaranteed to fuck up some fairs and presentation, go to electronics store and have fun. My mom.wanted one when she saw it,she hates tvs.>>57613478

>>57614114
Is it at least fireproof?

is this the place to ask for recommends if I want to become part of the vapenaysh or is there a separate thread for that? am I even on the right board?
also, I know mi bands are an ancient meme but I fucking miss mine, gave mine away and got a pebble that can't count my steps or check my heartrate and dies in 6 days. but at least it was free right

>>57614132
Vaping isn't welcome here but some might answer your questions

>>57614120

Do they work on cable/satellite boxes? Almost everyone stays on the same HDMI input these days and just changes channel on their box. Even for FTA stuff I have a box for recording rather than using the actual TV channels.

>>57614132
>using a chinese device to put vapor inside your body
>using any chinese product to inhale/ingest anything
>inhaling/ingesting any chinese product whatsoever

I urge you to reconsider.

>>57614159

Where do you think even the "brand name" vape shit gets made.

>>57613478
Well my xiaomin hybrids came today and they're the white ones instead of the black ones i ordered

>>57614167
My point stands, although you could argue that big brands might tighten quality control over those imported products.

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Hi boys, can someone explain what the process is briefly in Alibaba?
Im trying to buy a cheap as fuck gaymen mouse, keyboard and mousepad but I gotta contact the supplier or some bullshit
I just want to pay for my shit with paypal and be done and wait

>>57614200
Use AliExpress, not Alibaba. Alibaba is for wholesale typically used by corner shops and retail shops to buy in bulk. AliExpress is for western piggus.

>>57614200

Just use AliExpress. Alibaba is for bulk buying or distributors.

>>57614200
Stupid weaboo

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>>57614220
>>57614223
Ive checked on aliexpress but not even 1/90th of the deals are even presented there, I can't find anything that I had in my cart in alibaba in aliexpress.

Aliexpress looks like its filled with scams too, they show pictures of mechanical keyboards only to mention in small print theyre selling the button caps (lmao).

Also for the alibaba products that were in my cart, they were all min order: 1, which is perfect cause I don't want to bulk buy lol.

Wtf do I do? Alibaba has great stuff but aliexpress doesnt

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>>57614246
he says on a weeb forum

>>57614255
read the wiki, look at suggested keyboard, read pic related

search and sort by number of orders

Is xiaomi.EU like cm if I remove gapps ? Aka no spyware ?

>>57614266
>Is xiaomi.EU like cm
No, it's MIUI with less botnets.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1TB-1000GB-SWIVEL-USB-2-0-FLASH-DRIVE-MEMORY-STICK-/181806876359?
Get chink'd!

>>57614284
I meant like cm in terms of botnet.

>>57613719
link for the deathduck?

>>57614255
>>T. Taobao masterrace
The Originator of the True Chink Shit

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>>57614264
Already looked at the keyboards and shit, their stuff is so expensive like $40+

The mechanical cherry mix keyboard with min order:1 on alibaba was $4.

>>57614264
Why no lolita spyder recommendation? I heard zorro is shit compared to kailh

>>57614319

Can you link that? Because I doubt there's a min order 1 seller with them for that low.

>>57613560

have the same one. The black voxlink sleeve on the connector broke off within a week. Works fine otherwise .

>>57614299
MIUI is botnet by definition.
Fucking serves Xiaomi ads.

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>>57614319
It's not a mechanical keyboard, he found a mechanical feel keyboard without any real switches and thinks he found a Cherry MX mech for $4 somehow. He's in discord right now.

https://lordworld.en.alibaba.com/product/60562248050-802591901/Cool_Design_Three_Colors_LED_Mechanical_Type_Wired_Gaming_Keyboard.html

>>57614377
>Fucking serves Xiaomi ads.

stop memeing

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>>57614355
https://ricomputergift.en.alibaba.com/product/60481593024-804200083/Wholesale_newest_6_buttons_Professional_2400_DPI_Adjustable_Optical_USB_computer_wired_Gaming_mouse_GM16_Shenzhen_Ricom.html?spm=a2700.7803228.1998738836.185.NYZ0Xt


and


https://lordworld.en.alibaba.com/product/60562248050-802591901/Cool_Design_Three_Colors_LED_Mechanical_Type_Wired_Gaming_Keyboard.html?spm=a2700.7803228.1998738836.185.dLm64t


and


https://jwegroup.en.alibaba.com/product/60304327905-801627775/New_Kousaka_Kirino_Oreimo_Anime_Gaming_Mouse_Pad_Deluxe_Multipurpose_Playmat_GZFP34.html?spm=a2700.7803228.1998738836.185.9WATpp


was the stuff I wanted to buy - People in the discord pointed out the mechanical keyboard isnt really mechanical - I don't really care though, $4.

>>57614132
What kind of robot cock do you want?

>>57614315
Alibaba came first

>>57614388
>$8 of chink mouse
>over $ of chink mousepad
top kek

>>57613781

the paint on my 128 chipped almost immediately

>>57614406
>Implying Jack Ma did not make them equal

>>57614388
That mouse usually goes for $1 on ebay

>>57614384
It's been there since MIUI 7

Fucking Xiaomi CEO Lei Jun acknowledges that there is ads in MIUI, just "less" in MIUI 8

>>57614319
Just contact the seller if you believe you can buy from alibaba with an order quantity of 1 pc. Most of the time the prices/min quantities listed are different from the real price/min quantities.

>>57614426
http://www.androidheadlines.com/2016/06/lei-jun-miui-8-will-contain-fewer-ads-than-previous-builds.html

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>>57614416
Oh... is there anywhere you can recommend getting a cheap keyboard in the same range? Idc if its some fake pseudo mechanical bullshit I just want something cheap.

(and the mousepad too? theyre pretty expensive if you buy off amiami.com or some legit anime place)

>>57614429
Oh, ok. Thats not very professional for a user with $800k+ transactions within the last 6 months though.

>>57614384
http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/06/17/lei-jun-responds-criticism-miuis-advertisements/

http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/07/04/miui-8-still-plagued-ads/

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>>57614264
Where do I buy socks?

>>57614440
>>57614426
>>57614431

Well, fuck. What can one do about this?

>>57614439

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00NLZUM36/

Just get a random mousepad from those $1 deal things that go around every so often. I think the site name is banned here.

>>57614159
>>57614167
yeah I'm not retarded enough to buy it from ali but I was explicitly recommended to order from fasttech by a dude who's far more into this shit.

>>57614264
is this rtl-sdr thingy hackable to monitor ATC radio (VHF 118-136 MHz), or just for ATSB? I'd totally get two of these and an orange pi to throw together a plane monitor machine

>>57614439
dude it's not the seller's fault that you're a retard

>>57614439
If you live in one of the countries which are offered direct shipping from TaoBao, like Australia, check it out instead. their prices are way cheaper than Ali and there is more variety. Theres some info about it on the Wiki.

Also, if you do buy that shit from Alibaba, then it will take a long time to communicate with the seller, and you will also have to purchase/organize shipping, rather than get it free like on most Aliexpress products. So it'l be a pain in the ass.

>>57614480
Is NewZealand under the offered direct shipping form TaoBao? I guess im pretty close to AUS

Also I guess youre right, I didn't know abou tthe other shit, aliExpress it is

>>57614132
Fasttech has the best selection of genuine mouth fedora items (make sure the description says genuine item and not item styled).
Are you getting it to help you quite smoking or in a misguided effort to look cool?

>>57614443
https://shang.aliexpress.com/store/537412?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.u43Bsb

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/2215107?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.WR8Nsf

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bamboo-Fiber-Men-Socks-Brand-New-Anti-Bacterial-Brethable-Deodorant-Warm-Soft-Comfortable-High-Quality-Sock/32746775503.html?s=p&spm=2114.01010208.6.10.shF7Sz

>>57614499
Go look it up

>>57614472
artsmoo, moo being the animal that makes that sound. we at /cgl/ have yet to figure out exactly why it's banned on here

>>57614439
just go on amazon or ebay or real ali.

>>57614503
neither, it's an anxiety relief thing. non nicotine only and you don't need to tell me how tumblr I am, I'm already painfully aware of it. thanks for the tip though

>>57614499
Yea NZ is part of the program

>>57614511
How do I look it up? directly from the actual chinese taobao website? I cant read anything.

Mind you this is the first time I've ordered things from overseas not within my own country so im new to this

>>57614520
ok thank you, is this directly from taobao? Or what website does it operate through

>>57614377
I thought the xiaomi.EU ROM doesn't have ads?

>>57614535
Sage's Guide:
http://www.howtotao.com/buy-from-taobao/
Yes, Taobao Cargo do ship directly to NZ (Cheaper shipping fees).

Come on man, stop being a lazy shit

>>57614468
Flash to CM, basically the only way.

>>57614546
xiaomi.eu forums is still full of posts complaining about ads, so probably not.

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I washed my xiaomi hybrids in my laundry they still work fine but the cable is fucked and kinked to hell.

What is the gold standard of meme earbuds at the moment? If it has a mic that would be great, but not required.

>>57614554
>>57614520
>>57614511
stop helping him, he's underage.

>>57613868
Teclast X98 plus II is available with android only and it's 4:3 aspect ratio too so it should be great for comics

>>57614624
Or maybe just never bought internationally before

>>57614517
>anxiety relief thing
Just breathe deeply while sucking on your thumb then. Why spend money and risk an exploded face? You'll be better off with fresh air than some vape shit anyway.

>>57614592
the new triple driver xiaomis

>>57614592
Some KZ headphones are quite decent. I own the KZ ED9 which have served as my replacement for my original Xiaomi Pistons which had lasted me years before theft finally died. Rock Zircons are also highly recomended on here though there are reports of some reliability issues.

>>57614678
*they
I am sure Xiaomi's other headphones are also good too. I just haven't got around to trying them out yet.

>>57614659
I get these retarded urges to smoke whenever my anxiety goes up, hoping a vape will fill that urge while not being a full on cancer machine. also vaping is slightly more socially acceptable than publicly stuffing my thumb in my mouth etc. dropping 35€ or so on a cheap kit with plenty of resale value isn't exactly a massive expenditure either

Pocket knife or multitool ?

>>57614694
>resale value
Who the fuck buys second hand mouth fedoras?

>>57614705
Why not both? It's chink shit we're talking about

I'm looking for a counterfeit watch, Daniel Wellington probably but I have heard the leather strap it comes with is dog shit

where would I find a black leather strap that is cheap for it

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>>57614664
Nice I will check those out.
>>57614678
Those don't look to bad for the price thanks.

>>57614563
What? That's a shame. I was hoping that the redmi 4 prime would be worth it but I don't want ads on my os. Wtf.

>>57614319
it wasn't $4 for a mechanical keyboard are you fucking retarded

>>57614731
the cheap ones are the shitty ones

just look at the more expensive straps on ali and they are high quality leather

how 2 find fake warhammers?

I've tried searching for like "miniature war toy" and things but there's just too many results

>>57614906
oh shit if you can get decent quality WH40k models id actually start playing.

>>57614808
what price range should I be looking at? I'm seeing "genuine" leather listings

is something like this good?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Italy-Genuine-Leather-Watch-Strap-22mm-24mm-Watch-Band-Black-Dark-Brown-Light-Brown-Watchband-Fo/32440752609.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10100_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_2&btsid=87bae162-f5af-497e-98e8-e39583f5a7ed

>>57614959
fake dw's is shit, good luck trying to change strap. mine broke after 10mins just using it.

Anyone know of any cheap chink FPGA platforms? Something like a Spartan 3 but with less peripherals

>>57614718
people on leddit love that shit

any dumb yet cool tech suggestions for white elephant/yankee swap/secret santa shit? no lighters or some shit like that

>>57614906
I'm pretty sure /tg/ or /toy/ or something can tell you more about that (assuming you mean the fig game), but throw in words like game, figure, board game, figurine. on ali a lot of stores just outright put the name of the thing they're ripping off into the name of the item anyway, so try that too

>>57614906
https://www.reddit.com/r/yoyhammer/
here after a quick googling, not sure if its OK since I have no clue abut warhammer.

>>57614959
yeah that looks decent, but remember those cheap straps are bonded leather.
they will hold up fine for a year or two though depending on how much wear you give it

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pc-Hand-made-high-quality-Italian-genuine-leather-nato-zulu-watch-strap-band-20mm-22mm-24mm/32293064956.html?

Lads what should I get my postman for christmas? I feel like we're mates now

>>57613781
>Buying chink STORAGE

Are you fucks serious? SD cards are dirt cheap as it is.

>>57615147
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Love-Me-Postman.html

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>>57615147
some nice sunglasses

>>57615159

Yeah, but do they have rad sharks on them?

>>57615147
More chinkshits delivery so he can feed his family

>>57614426
>>57614431

What ads are we referring to here? I'm on MIUI 8 with a Redmi and I haven't noticed any.

>>57615171
>>57615147
fucked up sorry
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/fek/32651101936.html

>>57614284
I don't see any difference. Still has all the "Mi" shit on it, as if there isn't also a google equivalent for all of them

>>57613560
>when you can't afford Paracable

Whats the best gel-ink pen on Ali?

>>57613719
You bought some fake JBLs? Are they the Everest Elite's?

Any cool knives from Ali? Customs didn't like the Buck

>>57615147
Get him some food or drinks. Some postal services have regulations on what you can gift your postman

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This better be nice or I'll be livid

>>57615147
A card is good enough

>>57614998
well im not picky any fake that is analog would do

What percentage of people here actually get the kick out of ordering stuff without actually knowing what they're gonna get (in terms of quality)? It seems these buys often result in shit.

>>57615274
Then why get a fucking Daniel Wellington?

>>57615279
I've gotten lucky with mine. My Rolex Day Date looks almost believable. My brother in law and my sister order from Chink sites all the time.

I made an order on aliexpress and cancelled it an hour later, the payment went through and order status is finished.

does it usually take long to be refunded?

>>57615242
What movements? Automatic? What kind? Sapphire crystal? Solid end links?

Fuck you /csg/, now help me.

I ordered Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 from a china ebay Seller with 15k+ stars and 98.4% positive feedback, they ended up sending me the normal Redmi Note 3. I inititated a return and went full /pol/ on them calling them scheming gooks, and they want me to send the phone to a California address, pay for the shipping up front, and they will reimburse me. This sounds like a scam, what do I do?

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>>57615302

>>57615321
Link? That doesn't tell much at all.

>>57614592
DZAT DF-10, Boarseman CX-98s & Somic V4s
Accept no substitutes

>>57615321
These two Watch brands below are more BANG for BUCK though.

Only a KEKED tryhard wannabe normie buy knock-offs

http://www.perpetual-watch.com/
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Parnis-43mm-power-reserve-black-dial-seagull-movement-date-deployant-clasp-Automatic-movement-Men-s-watch/32632445626.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.10.fzgOB1&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10100_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_1&btsid=bbcb9d79-9009-4be7-95aa-2ef6e1881c8a

>>57615371
Looks like ass

>>57615321
dat date window. It looks kinda squished..

>>57615384
> T. Too Broke to Buy Actual Quality Timepieces

Stick to your Casios, Retard

Wtf you promised chinkshit is cheaper but a class 10 mSD 64gb is 4€ cheaper from sandisk on amazon than mixza.

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Gettin chinked on an autism cube laddos
I deserve it to be honest senpai.

>>57615405
My Invicta cost me about $800

I like replicas because the real ones make you look like a fucking mark.

But your broke ass wouldn't know anything about that

>>57615403
I've seen other models on the seller page and they look fine. We'll see. Not gonna get it until December so got plenty of time to be anxious

>>57615298
around 1 week.

>>57615426
>I check it and extended purchase protection
Kek, it's gonna take another month.

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>>57615455
Yup, extended for a month. Stupid cube

>>57615429
>Implying Invicta isn't an overpriced POS
>Having such shit taste and a severe lack of CS

Confirmed poor fagg
Bitch, you can't even buy my Celadon Imperial.
Continue serving drive-thrus, fuckface

>>57613719
It's very shocking that they would make so something like this.

>>57615480
KYS t b h

>>57615429
>$800 for an invicta
Holy shit, you spent way to much, they're okay if you spend like $100. You got fucked over.

>>57613478
Recommend some trap clothing so far I found this http://s.aliexpress.com/RjQvUBB7

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>>57615537

>>57615537

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Electro-Red-Male-Chastity-Device-Cuff-Ring-A175-2/32428812700.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.68.1wbZYq&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10100_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_1&btsid=b0a28e0f-0620-438c-a55b-02fe11eeaded

>>57615537
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Anime-Free-Iwatobi-Swim-Club-Cosplay-Haruka-Nanase-Sailor-Uniform-Sailor-Suit-Costume-Any-Size/32700175852.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.382.DIB744&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10100_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_1&btsid=a76b3d79-5b22-4859-a89a-e16c70a09e16

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Chinked

>>57615552
>249 transactions in last 6 months
really makes you think

>>57615552
Already own one and i don't like the idea of electrocuting myself tbqh
>>57615561
That's nice. Would appreciate some stuff with more daily wear potential.

>>57615512
>implying I paid that.

https://www.invictawatch.com/watches/detail/18732-invicta-pro-diver-men-47mm-stainless-steel-stainless-steel-gold-blue-dial-2331103-quartz

Got it for a steal.

>>57615552
>>57615561
fix your links delete everything after the html , and after /item/../
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/faggots/32700175852.html

>>57615480
>Chink watch
>Only benefit poster can name is that it's more expensive than others.

New money twat

>>57615569
dafuq is going on in your status bar

>>57615603
I plan on getting a Breitling when I get the money for it. Either that or one of the new Movado's. Not the classic, my dad had that one and it looks too boring

>>57613781
>Whatever happened to the Mixza SD Cards in /csg/?
both mine got corrupted.

one was in a teclast tablet, one in a nvidia shield tv

>>57615603
More reliable movement, better-quality parts, master-craftsmanship and an actual watch with tangible value that I can pass down to my grandchildren.

But by all means, continue your clear retardation

>>57615699
He doesn't realize how well built Invicta's are and how Chinked he got with his Imperial Egg Roll watch.

>>57615699
>2016
>passing down a chink watch to your children who use a smartphone for time

>>57615729
When the cyberwar starts, phones will be useless, weeb.

>>57615718
>He didn't realise the amt. of autism he just injected into his post

Go back to Bestbuy, autismo

>>57615729
And it keeps on tickin' and keeps on givin'

>>57615741
I actually work for CAI, faggot. Get your money up

>Shark Micro SDs are too fucking high now

FUCK, WHAT WERE THE ORIGINAL PRICES OF THESE, I'M SORTA PISSED THAT I MISSED THESE

>>57615735
A casio is waterproof and will legit last longer than any chink watch in the apocalypse exposed to the elements.

>>57615793
My Invicta is water resistant up to 200 meters. Try that with your shitty ass Kmart watch

>>57615057
Why not chink CPLD

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>>57615809
>200M
What is this? a watch for kids?

>>57615840
Nice watch bomb, Ahmed. Just don't bring it to any airports.

>>57615786
Did you check on Gaybeast (Gearbest)?
www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html?wid=21

>>57615854
Oh I do that all the time, it passes through the metal detector just fine, unlike your chink watch.

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Just got this delivered in the post to the UK. Bought it on Ali during 11.11

Has that cheap chink cancer plastic smell, but feels nice. Quite light and not as ergonomic as I thought it would have been, but I paid 4 quid for it so I'm not too fussed.

>>57615786
Get the Netacs/Remax/Mixza

>>57615854
>T. Butthurt

>>57615881
You mean my SWISS Invicta?

>add some peanut butter to that jelly

>>57615786
Paid $10 for my 64gb shark

>>57615885
He's a fucking retard for thinking 200M water resistance is worth jack shit.

Stingrays go up to 500M easy peasy.

>>57615907
Yeah because I really go diving with my nice shit. Right.

Fucking autist.

>>57615895
Wow, and just when I thought the level of autism can't get any further.

>>57615907
He doesn't know the 1st thing about watches, fucking Invicta Shill

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>>57615895
>Swiss
>Not Omega Seamaster
You dun goofed.

>>57615916
I bet you never even heard of Ulysse Nardin.

>>57615925
Like I can afford that. Nigger, stick to ordering Chink watches. Maybe if you ask nicely, I could find you a nice Seamaster on one of the sites.

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Finally that elitebook 2530p fan arrived.

>>57615943
Hope you know how to use a fire extinguisher properly

>>57615937
>Can't afford an Omega
>Flaunts Invicta

hurr durrr

>>57615969
Yeah because Omega's are thousands of fucking dollars? And aren't great looking?

>>57615968
Sunon makes a lot of OEM fans in the first place, many laptops come with Sunon fans to begin with.

>>57615994
Didn't know. I have a Savant PC custom build by a guy I know

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>>57615984
Nah, you're just not good looking.

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>>57616009

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>>57616022
Now that's not an Invicta is it?
This one isn't an Invicta either.

All the James Bonds agree on one thing, not Invicta.

>>57616058
Daniel Craig is a pussy.

>>57616009
He can keep on shilling his crap-piece Invicta all he wants. All I know is that Zenith will probably be my next watch, while he will continue suckin' Invicta off.

>>57616081
http://www.ebay.com/itm/GENUINE-VINTAGE-ZENITH-WINDING-SWISS-MENS-WATCH-a9853-/182351341702?hash=item2a74fca886:g:Rj4AAOSw44BYJpBP

>$300

Shit looks like you could get it at fucking JC Pennys

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>>57616081
Why don't you suck this off, nerd?

>>57615585
>$800 for a bargain basement quartz movement in an amateur casejob.
If I claim my turds are worth $80, then sell you a "one off special offer" of a bucket of turds for $10, the only thing that's happened is I'm $10 richer.

>>57616146
>talks about meme tier watches
Dude I own two Rolex's and an Invicta Pro Diver. What do you have? Nothing. Besides some shitty looking General Tso's watch

>>57616168
Vintage Omega Seamaster.
Pie Pan Constellation.
Grand Seiko Doppelcock.
Obris Memegan Explorer II.
Citizen 8110 Automatic Chronograph.

Waiting on a Perpetual Regulator and I'm ultimately saving up for a Hulk.

House etc, come first.

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what should i expect? my last redmi note 3 overheated while i was fishing.

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F2012/SI2012 anon here, just bought another Aula keyboard. Demon King or some shit.

>>57613560
Got the same one for 50 cents. Breddy gud so far.

>>57616227
Link to mi max?

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>>57616278
Kinda okay, I guess...?

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>>57616278
>>57616312
Why would you do this

Can some kind anon share his experiences with chink thermal paste?
Any recommended brands or sellers?

>>57616227
You should expect to receive a genuine Xiaomi Mi Max cellular telephone, a screen protector and case for said telephone, and a Universal Serial Bus cable

Reminder there's also 12/12 sale coming soon.

Hey guys can the BM 800 be modded to work as a rice cooker?

>>57614592
I've washed my $12 Dunu Trident 12 and they still work fine.

>>57613785
Is the redmi note 3 pro still a shitty meme? What's the opinion on the better LeEco Cool1 dual camera phone? Its better than the redmi.

>>57616402
"sale"
You mean they mark everything up a week before and bring the prices back down on 12/12, with a few items being 20 cents off the usual price

>>57616553
Congratulations on figuring out how retail business operates in every country where the mean IQ is above 80.

>>57616553
Pretty sure the best deals come during the Chink New Year at Feb.

But shipping would be a fucking nightmare though

>>57616569
There's stull usually actual deals from retails when they have sales. Chinks just lie and cheat

>>57616602
No lol that's not how sales work.

>>57616617
That is how our Financial/Corporate institutions and the State Apparatus work, son.

Suck it up and take it up the ass, like the rest of us.

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what chinkwatch will make me look rich

>>57616641
Actual Brands?
Or Counterfeits?

>>57616617
Maybe you got a phd in walmart, what the fuck do I know? lol I come here to talk chink shit not retail

>>57616602
>retails
>actual deals
KEK

>>57616651
chink brands i dont like knock off shit

>>57616700
Obris Memegan
Perpetual
Maison Celadon

Holy trinity.

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>>57616638
I'd rather support communists desu

>>57616641
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Luxury-Watch-Big-Band-Crystal-Gold-Quartz-Watches-Men-Women-Wriatwatch/790646386.html

>>57616700
Perpetuals*
Seagulls*
Celadon*
Parnis (Certain models)
Hangzhou/Beijing Watches*

Dirt Cheap:
Guanqin watches
*Insert mushroom brand here

>>57616759
Me too, don't like gettin' chinked though

>>57616786
You get chinked or you get jewed, pick your poison. I'd prefer to get chinked, mostly because I still have my money & a shit product, instead of getting jewed and losing all my money & having a mediocre product.

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>>57616810
>>Cheers to that

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anybody here own this meme watch?

I received two packages weeks ago but then don't show in the ali website is this normal ?

>>57616849
Owned the 'OG' make with the acrylic surface,
sold it a while back.

Rugged and dependable, ever so good-lookin'
The Cheapest way to get it is to go to China
and buy it off a local retailer or get your Chink Friends to ship them for you.

Anon who lost his GB points to a cancelled order here;

I got an email earlier saying they are very sorry but they can find no record of this transaction so they cannot give me my points back.

And then they gave me my points back.


Damn chinks, why you gotta be so sweet n sour?

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>>57616919
Carrot n' Stick
Most Chink corp. are serious players, aimin' to establish themselves in the intl scene, while the rest honestly don't give a fuck.

>>57614159
You could buy a cheapass battery and a higher quality atomizer

>>57614145
or just buy a rn3pro and install a ir app like galaxy remote. you will cause so much shit during football games,dayumY

>>57616849
Link please?

>>57617077
http://wornandwound.com/review/a-look-at-the-seagull-1963/

>>57617091
That's actually pretty nice looking. Is there a chink version without Chinese symbols?

>>57615242
>>57615302
I'm interested in these questions too. Is the ad still up or has it been taken down?

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>>57617188
Nope

anyone ever bought one of those cheap usb snes controllers? how are they? shit or actually decent?

>>57617091
>cheap
>almost 400 usd
sheeeeeeeeeet

>>57617329
like all 3rd party controllers, they're generally cheap as fuck because of shit build quality
but overall it's not bad
i mean even amazon sells some for like $10

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So the Galaxy S6 I bought on 11.11 just came in, it's legit

>>57617449
how much was it?

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>>tfw you don't want to buy anymore chinkshit because it takes fucking 3 months to arrive and you have no clue if you'll still be living in the same address by then
Fucking slow ass mail!

>>57616849
is there a chink knockoff of this?

>>57617479
If you're in Ameriland and will be in the same geographic area, get a PO Box. That's where I send all my women's lingerie.

>>57617513
Post some links.

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>>57617312

is there a good chinky smart watch? (not mi band, something more akin to moto 360)

>>57617611
is there a chinkshit replica with the symbols?

>>57617625
amazefit watch, still made by xiaomi so it's not complete shite.

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>>57617550
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/chest-cancer/32707846416.html
This is the only one I'm waiting for.

tbqh, the lingerie I've ordered before aren't so great and so I won't recommend them, besides standard panties.

>>57617465
Like $280

>>57617513
degenerate

>>57617611
link?

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>>57617688
Forgot about my ebay one.
www.ebay.com/itm/test/282180027010

>>57615537
Go to /cgl/ they can help you in their AliExpress and Taobao generals

>>57617796
No grils allowed

Fuck guys. I LOVE my new RN3P. How could i live without it?

Phone shipped with DHL. All good until it arrived in Canada this morning.

>Clearance Delay

I'M FUCKED, YO.

>>57617987
honestly shipping anything to canada is just fucked
all of my dildos are always unboxed and then they don't even bother reusing the box & retaping it
they literally just put all the dildos together and tape it all together
doesn't help some dildo companies provide a box that outlines the shape of the dildos rather than just a square box

>>57616849
Heh the price actually went up on these by $100 in just a few years

>>57617914
What phone were you using before?

>>57618012
Completely my fault for wanting quicker shipping. Last time I waited 3 or 4 weeks for my package and was grumpy about it.

Guess I'm now grumpy at the fascist Canadian government for seizing my stuff.

>>57617796
Hot
Do review anon

>>57618068
3/4 weeks isn't too bad.
But yeah, can never actually get things immediately here sadly.
Even when I try to order local things with "day of" delivery (outside of food), I usually get it in 2 days for whatever fucked up reason.

I'm thinking of buying the Bm-800 mic. Is there an audio interface for cheap with phantom power or should I go for a Scarlet 2i2 interface?
It's more for amateur voice acting, so I'm not really wanting to spend much money.

>>57618114
>3/4 weeks isn't too bad
I'm just a crybaby that wants his stuff quicker. It's a bad personality trait.

Maybe it's because I'm still sour that I paid extra for EMS, got DHL, and was denied a refund.

>>57618066
Sony Ericsson C510 > Samsung S4 Mini > RN3P Kate

It's been almost a month and nothing has changed with my GeekBuying order, PayPal dispute time?

>>57618168
The Scarlett interface actually had a combo deal where you can get it with a good Scarlett mic

>>57618203
Nice. Made the jump from S3 to Kate here. Loving it more than I thought.

>>57618178
Oh yep I totally understand you. Even when you spend extra money for things to arrive properly and asap, you still get fucked.

>>57618224
How much and is it still that price?

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>>57613478
Unbiased Tech Reviews

JBL Everest 300 On-ear Wireless Headphones Review


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi9e-WxaQxY

Check it out or don't

>>57617715
refurbished I assume?

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what's in there /csg/?

Kate screen protector arrived from honorbuy after 6 weeks

It's p good.

Would get them from ali next time since they're in stock there now.

>>57618368
D I L D O S
I
L
D
O
S

>>57618368
Fakes from GearBest

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>>57618368
chink famiclone!

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>>57618435

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>epacket tracking hasn't updated in 20 days

>>57618448
Is that a chink knock off Resident Evil 5?

>>57618178
>With delivery courier
Good, I'm not gonna be arrested.

>>57618461
>gf tracking number not found

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>>57618477
Yes it is!

http://bootleggames.wikia.com/wiki/CoolBoy_400-in-1_Real_Game

>>57618339
That's what the ad said but it look brand new to me

Give me a link to something 1$ or less item rn

>>57614792
There are no ads on the global rom, only on the Chinese rom. don't listen to the retards with no first hand experience.

t. rn3p user on global rom for 6 months.

>>57618537
http://s.aliexpress.com/7VBNrauI

>>57618556
Already have one of those, but thanks for trying

>>57618537
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/post-will-love-you/32763134069.html

>>57618533
>There's a detailed wiki page on some random shitty bootleg cart

why

>>57614313
Joking. No idea, I'd saved it from another thread.
>>57615218
I got them for free via some promotional thing. So they're the standard ones (not fake) and not the elites. The elites don't look like they're worth it.

>>57618331
reviews here anyway. I might do a comparison against my beyerdynamic dt770s as they're a similiar price.

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Making a new thread, 5 mins

>>57618537
Git a laser pointer so u can point at things 80c friendo

discord link not working

>>57618603
Autism comes in many shapes and sizes, anon.

>>57618241
Me too. Got it from goybest from the 11.11. sale for roughly 150. There's no better phone for the price.

>>57613478

So what are the latest cool KZ headphones? Got ZST before, but they dead, by my fault though.

I know there's a good comparison table out there, if someone has it and it's been updated.

>>57618671
Looks like you missed the announcement.

NEW THREAD

>>57618906
>>57618906
>>57618906
>>57618906
>>57618906

intradesting

>>57615426
>Finnish bear lad
Wew

>>57618865
I haven't been lurking as much recently. Can you give me a brief?

>>57614114
At least you got some free weed.