/csg/ Chink Shit General

so when are we getting a $12 book full of beautiful pictures of chinkphones?

>>57540425
Honestly, the Xiaomi book would look nicer than the Apple one.

How do I power a bm-800 for $5? Alternatively, any other chink mics that don't need Phantom power?

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These Expat Vloggers have a pretty good youtube channel about life in China


https://www.youtube.com/user/churchillcustoms/featured

https://www.youtube.com/user/serpentza/featured

>>57540493
>Beta WM
>Ugly AF
Why are the stereotypes so true every single time?

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>>57540425
What aesthetic chink shit items are there? Pic related is bretty gud. Also the Mi Mix:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7plA1ALkQw

>>57540493
Getting desperate for subs there, Serpentza?

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>>57540471

BM-100FX / ML-F100TL
Has a Cable to connect to both 3.5 and USB ports to provide extra power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-8TJtZr2pU


For Cheap Phantom Power -
An anon posed a schematic for cheap DIY phantom power and its in the archive somewhere.


USB sound cards:
USB provides at max 5v extra and some of the cheap usb audio cards provide even less.
ones with the CM108, HS-100, CM6206 chips should be decent
an anon also noticed that there is a New new somake design and posted a sample here with his BM800 >>>57523954


SF-666/920
these are also decent cheaper alternatives that connect to 3.5 and don't require phantom power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NCkXuNfM-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGehwMt1Vdw

>>57540493
nice looking bikes, wonder if they're chink shit too

>>57540537
comfy please use your trip for all your posts in this thread, tia

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>>57540600
forgot pic

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Interesting wrist fedora
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SINOBI-watch/32698044607.html

Bought that Xiaomi RGB lightbulb and realized it was 220V. Will it work on my 110V lamp or did I cuck myself?

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Got an Anker powerline micro USB cable. Seems pretty decent for 4€.

Shipped really fast too, as I ordered on 11.11. Apparently they have a warehouse in Britain.

>>57540612
Not me.

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>>57540771
Charges at approximately 1000 mA from a wall socket, which is about twice as well as the default LG charger. 400 mA from tg USB 3.0 port on my laptop.

>>57540771
anker isnt really cheap chink shit

i mean its chink shit, but not cheap
ive heard good things about the quality of anker stuff

>>57540771
Dunno about where you are but in the UK Anker stuff is cheaper on Amazon. Good stuff as well, I have the braided one.

Anyone bought a xiaomi mi band 2?

>>57540911
Yes.

>>57540600
>>57540614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQVc533ePSI

>>57540493
CHINKED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThIYPVwWL20

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Please recommended a good 7" tablet. I'd like long battery life and speaker(s) good enough to play kpop and a generally snappy experience.

>>57540911
buy one, it's good shit

>>57540943
>speaker(s) good enough to play kpop
There are no tablets with tin can on a string speakers.

>https://qt.vidyagam.es/IcDmsJb.jpg

http://www.banggood.com/RK61-Backlit-Dual-Mode-Bluetooth-Wired-Cherry-Blue-Switch-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-p-1069701.html

But they say switches are Cherry.

>>57540531
I have one of those, they're pretty nice.

>>57540986
>>57540918
Thanks, just ordered one
Have a Misfit tracker through my insurance but its quite shitty

>>57541114
go along believing everything the chinaman tells you and see if you don't get chinked

>>57540384
Does anyone know when the new Xiaomi MK keyboard is set to release?

I want to get my mummy a pair of chink slippers because secretly I think it would be hilarious if she got feet cancer

How much should I overestimate the size?

>>57541273
Ships in 11 days apparently


http://www.banggood.com/Xiaomi-Yuemi-87-keys-TTC-Red-Switch-Backlight-Aluminium-Alloy-Mechanical-Keyboard-p-1096747.html

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/XIAOMI-Mechanical-Keyboard-87-Keys-Gaming-Keyboard-373239.html

>>57541114
Well, my RK61 has Kailhs. They're a touch heavier than Cherry, but effectively identical.

>>57541359
http://www.yesstyle.com/en/shoe-size/help/section.html/hsi.798

Someone with experience buying tablets?

I'm considering to buy a MiPad 2, looks awesome.

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>free shipping via UPS Global Expedited

>>57541469
via Bhutan and Madagascar.

>>57541469
Living in Brazil sucks. It takes roughly 3 months to arrive at home

>>57541469

more like "Ur Parcel Slow", am I right

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Waiting on these, and 5 pairs of those art socks

>>57541500
>>57541519
>>57541527
no, UPS actually says it's going to get here (USA) in 6 days, just in time to not get delayed by thanksgiving

i just ordered something way too heavy for epacket - naturally the shipping cost must be included in the price, but it's still a good price

>>57541527
It's pronounced "oops".

What do I buy my dad for christmas?

>>57541606
What are his interests?

>still waiting for shipments
IT'S KILLING ME
WHY DON'T WE HAVE AN UNDERGROUND/UNDERWATER TUBE DIRECTLY TO CHINA

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Ordered the Xiaomi pen from dd4 when it was on offer

Can confirm its a pen but it hasn't started a housewife yet

>>57541947
House fire*

Where can I buy tools for basic electronics online for cheap?

>>57541947

How much do refills cost?

>>57541967

Everywhere, depends on what you need.

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>jump on hype train and preorder new cubot v2 smartband
>then chinks of GayBest are postponing the shipmnet for like 2 months now
>check today and see there are already 2 reviews of item nobody can have right now
>check review and see this

Dont worry guys, GB reviews are 110% legit, sure you can trust them!

>>57541984
I'm trying to get into electronics, especially DIY projects.
I don't know a lot of things yet, but I do want to have all of the necessary equipment in beforehand (i.e. pliers, cutters, crimpers, strippers, wire wrapping tools, etc.)

kz zs3 or kz ed12 and why?

>>57542009

Don't buy more shit than you need. Aliexpress has everything.

>>57542009
>pliers, cutters, crimpers, stripper
Get a £10 multitool that can do all this shit adequately if you're starting out. You will also need a soldering iron.

There are plenty of "DIY" electronics projects on Ali which are pretty much paint-by-numbers for soldering which will give you some practice and something useful at the end of it as long as you don't fuck it up.

>>57542047

Good wire cutters are a must (there's decent 2$ ones on ali), I wouldn't use a multitool for that. Wire strippers are also essential and cheap, they don't have to be the automatic kind.

>>57541566
Hope you ordered the Scream ones

>>57542081
Sorry, when I say multitool I meant something along these lines:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/jews-did-nanking/32709124911.html

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What do?

>>57542333

fuck them hard. no mercy. remember, these people have no souls. they can hardly be referred to as people at all.

>>57542313
Damn right I did

>>57542333
>Please do not open a dispute
isn't it fucking obvious?
ask for full refund or new screen and threaten dispute if they won't

>>57542333
finish him

>>57542333
REV UP THE CHAINSAW

>>57542333
How much was the screen?

>>57542333
GAS THE KIKES

RACE WAR NOW

>>57542333
>tfw once paid 16 eur shipping for a 5 eur item just to fuck over chink
never surrender

>>57542454
27 bucks

>>57542465
Activate the Omega 13

>try to outchink the chinks
>claim the items never arrived to me when they did
>aliexpress suspends my account
oh well .

I'm about to move to a new place or be potentially homeless.

What should I get besides a job? Something like cheap necessities that I might overlook and have to spend 20x later buying it locally.

>>57542671
solar shit

>>57542671
If you're about to move or be homeless you're not going to be around when chink shit arrives in a month time.

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What did I get today /csg/???

>>57542730
A box full of socks.

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It's another flashlight!!! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/flashlight/32582705009.html

Brightness is OK, it has pretty good throw for a light this small due to the large head, but the LED was pretty poorly centered. It will make a fine light though. The lanyard is actually halfway decent, usually the lanyards I get on my chinklights are pretty shitty.

>>57540531
buying this sexy fucker right fuggin nao

>>57542758
I hope you don't live in America, those phones tend to not support US bands.

Anybody find any eneloop equivalent yet?

>>57542747
Why so many flashlights? Are you autistic? (seriously).

I've read that torches hold a certain fascination with autists for some reason.

>>57542758
You know the screen is a lot smaller than the shiny black part, right? Not a bad thing, just be aware.
I think it's the same OLED as the xDuoo X2 has.

>>57542780
EBL is my go-to. Cheap enough and consistent.

>>57542783
I'm not autistic, but when I get into something I tend to go balls deep for however long I'm into it. This is just another phase for me.

I'm not the autist buying a $1300 Spy 007, that's for sure.

>>57540493
He is the biggest cuck ive ever seen.

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Anyone here have the ILIFE V5 Pro?

I'm thinking of buying one while it's on sale at GB for 112$

Yay or Nay?

>>57542730
Chink shit

>>57542792
Work phone, only for calls. Plus, in world where eeverybody's phone is a bigs a chef's cutting board, it gains even more appeal

>>57540471
Don't bother buying a different mic. If you cant find a cheap way of getting phantom power, just get one of the Neewer/other generic black box phantom power supplies. No point buying a new mic if you can buy an entire supply for a couple more and have an even better sounding mic.

>>57540596
The BM-100FX sounds worse than the standard BM.

>>57542517
Justice has been served, you lying dishonest subhuman piece of shit. I hope that in 4-6 weeks you get a large package delivered and you open it but inside is a bunch of Chinese children with metal pipes and they shit on your furniture and break your legs.

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What did they mean by this?

>>57542841
Just checking. Could be a pain in the balls if you have a few hundred in your contacts as well.
My mam certainly likes hers.

>>57542818
You do know that's literally the definition of Aspergers? You probably are autistic.Trust me, im am.

What is the best flashlight for $10?

>>57542889
Five $2 REEE torches.

>>57542889
cree

has anyone seen those $9 quadcopters lately? i wanna give them as xmas gifts

>>57542889

I got an ultrafire T6 torch ages ago and it's pretty amazing for 5$. Get that and a quality 18650 battery for 3-4$.

>>57542884
I went to a bunch of doctors and shrinks when I was in high school and I am 100% certified not autistic.

>>57542822
Do you need it check if its the right model for your house there are reviews on all of them,

>>57543047
If you had to go, you probably are.

>>57542889
Depends if you're wanting the ass model or the vagina model.

>>57543055

I guess it's the right model, my apartment is all laminated wood flooring and some tiles in the kitchen/bathrooms.

I wouldn't say that I absolutely NEED it, but it would save me the trouble of cleaning every week.

>>57543028
Check out JJRC H36, it's been on sale for ~$11 recently. I'd suggest to buy some spare batteries too.

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anyone know of any "good" chink keyboards with a german layout?

Reminder that if you ordered an RN3P from Geekbuying on 11.11 and it still hasn't shipped yet then you won't get it since they're out of stock and won't be restocking.

>>57543140
Its worth a shot for 112$. If its shit its not that big of a lose.

>>57543190
The Action T4.

>>57543228

I managed to sell an old Nintendo Wii for 80$ today, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to sell a brand-new vacuum cleaning robot at a profit if it turns out that I don't like it

>>57543202
Is that also the case with other stores or is this just GB?

>>57543271
Not sure about other stores. I got an email from Geekbuying about it, but other anons were posting in this thread still wondering when their orders will ship so I guess they didnt email everyone.

>>57543282
Ah, good to know though!

>>57543265
pls stop blog posting

It's been 5 days and my money for cancelling some orders still is not on my bank account.

When should I start getting concerned? The status of the cancelled orders is finished and I cancelled literally just after I made the transaction because I realized I fucked up with the address.

>>57542821
How?
>>57540514
He's not really beta, he had a software company in south africa that he sold before he moved to china. He's probably more successful than you are. Makes enough for himself, lives a good life. He was also pretty good looking in his younger days.

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Hmm something came today. Wonder what it is?

>>57543370
>African software company

That's like owning a big 'n' tall store in China.

Recommendations for replacement pads for my HD668B Headphones?

Is there a reason to get the RN3P over the Note 4? Is Xiaomi going to release any new models soon that might be worth waiting for?

>>57543377
>Toy phone for kids as gift
It's not a real phone is it? Even the chinks arent that cheeky

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looks promising

>>57543433

may as well just say "phone that costs less than VAT threshold for whatever country you are in"

>>5754337G
Get off your vpn and realize you're living in a shit country and you are a massive cuck.

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>>57543451
oh?

>>57543482
But does it play snake?

>>57543504
we'll find out soon anon. i really hope it does.

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don't mind me. just posting the greatest smart ring in the WORLD:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Jakcom-Smart-Ring-R3-Hot-Sale-In-Electronics-Smart-Accessories-As-Smartwatch-For-Samsung-Gear-S/32685335733.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.46.nr725P&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10056_10068_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10084_10083_10073_10080_10070_10096_10082_10081_10060_423_10061_10052_10062_10050_424_10051,searchweb201603_6&btsid=98468a9d-b210-4fab-888a-3098479d57fb

MAGIC ENERGY MAGNETS BRING MANY HEALTH TO YOU

>>57543410
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Velour-Velvet-Replacement-Ear-Cushion-Pad-Earpad-Soft-Care-universal-for-AKG-K240-Studio-K240MKII-K270/32607674022.html

Got these for mine

>>57543356
where?

Are there any good chink TV boxes? Android based or otherwise. Can't find any on the wiki.

>>57543543
Any idea how it compares to theese?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/pads/1201526766.html

>>57543602
mi tv box

>>57543342
oy fuck off Lithu

>>57543649
seems like they are better quality especially the back side but I don't think you will notice while using

Anyone come across any cool moon-themed chinkshit?

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>>57535457
>big dick
>for you

sorry for being late, but I have to force my meme

I can confirm that the mi max is a good meme after owning it for 2.5 months.

I received some pin headers yesterday, but I feel like just soldering muh arduinos because they only cost 1,80 anyways. It may be handy for wifi modules tho, because they are harder to program.

>>57543441
what in the fuck is that file name?

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>>57541519
huehuehue

>>57543710
If you're going to adopt a trip you need to use it for all your posts in the thread, comfy

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Woke up today and my chuwi hi8 pro won't turn on at all, no presence light, nothing. The battery seems to be constantly cycling on and off.

I think it's bricked.

RIP old chink friend you served me well for 8 months.

>>57543792
Happened to my old xperia once. Just let it run out completely outta battery then charge it.

For noobs looking to flash CM13 on their redmeme.
http://mikestechlife.blogspot.com/2016/10/installing-cm13-on-xiaomi-redmi-note-3.html

>>57543862
Yeah I'm using an otg cable to let it discharge atm but I don't have much hope.

Sucks because I used it a lot to read in bed.

>>57543530
HOLY SHIT
I was already wondering when will a product would help me resist the electromagnetic wave from all this computers!!.

THANK YOU ANON

>>57535779
Great so far anon, make sure to keep us posted on dat video game review!

So do those small, cheap desk-humidifiers actually work?

>>57540384
Need a new pair of side shields for my glasses but haven't found any on Ali. Anyone have a link to a pair?
>also why the actual fuck are side shields not sold in stores like walmart and shit

>>57543410
>>57543543
>buying the shitty HD668B
lmfao

>>57544325
Generally speaking, yes.

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what's the general consensus on dhgate? are they reliable, or will i get fucked over if i get a watch from there? or is there any kind of buyer protection like on Ali?

i'm after a denzel washington watch with box and I can't find them anywhere on Aliexpress. it's like they're eradicating that shit over there, whereas dhgate have them for like 12 bucks. would you?

>>57543441
>>57543747
Not me but its a base 64 string, can tell by the look, anyways its actually some metadata in the form of JSON about where the image comes from, it returns the following:

"{"url":"https://discord.storage.googleapis.com/attachments/159397915616477184/248552727821549568/IMG_5806.JPG"}Z%~5Ns."

>>57544489
That's a nice Michael Darlington watch anon.

>>57544529
>discord

>>57544535
i know, Matt Damon would be proud

Fucking lazy bank claims my card isn't blocked despite Ali saying it is, they say I've mistyped the CVV

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>>57544489
"simple nylon fashion watch"

>>57544489
>36mm
At least you're looking for the only good DW size.

>>57544542
I know right should have known with the inability to change a filename

>>57544582
i want a DW logo or at least a sterile dial, not those autistic chink GENEVA, CHARNEGO, YAKUZA or whatever the fuck made-up brands. and a box. that, my friends, is hard to find

>>57544629
And don't forget the big QUARTZ most chink watches has on the dial.

>>57544644
i know. i had the perfect watch in my sights in Aliexpress, 30 bucks for a 36mm replica with box, manual, everything. only promo shots though, so i ask the guy for a real product photo. no replies for 3 days, so I log in today and the link is broken and the store gone. like i said, it's like a fucking DW cleansing going on in there

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>>57542871

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>>57538844

triggered as fuck

>>57544728
>super low sound quality

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This arrived today, plan to gift to my sis.

Looks hilariously angry.

>>57543482
post more, i was thinking about ordering one

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>>57544728

I have this. I used it until the battery died and it's been sitting in my shower since.

3/10 wouldn't buy again.

>>57544768

why?

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>>57544745
Love it. Any good looking tux plushies from our chink benefactors?

>>57544782
is it really that shitty? can you replace battery?

>>57544629
>>57544644
>>57544699
Message the seller, it won't have whatever shit logo they photoshop on.

>>57544793
why not?

>>57542730
White china.

>>57544804
already tried that. contacted 3 stores to see if they were selling DW branded watches behind closed doors, or at least sterile dials. 2 said no and the other one never replied

>>57544745
if it had an open beak it would legit look furious as fuck

>>57544797

Well it's rechargeable I just didn't care enough to actually take it off the wall and plug it in.

>>57544745
Care to share the link, anon?

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>>57544813

are you going to like actually use it?

>>57544925
yes, i mostly communicate over sms and phone calls

>>57544480
Is it worth getting an air purifier though?
I've never had one before and they just don't seem to be a thing in Denmark.

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>>57544943

you seriously want to text with the number pad? Does that thing even have t9?

>>57544946
>humidifier
>air purifier

>>57544961
You know what, fuck this, I'm going to bed.
I'm too tired for this.

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>>57544980

>>57544959
that's what i was hoping the guy that bought it would tell me
i had original 3410 and it had t9

>>57544980
They are two completely different things anon

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>>57545065

I know

>>57545065
Yeah, I know. I just can't write properly right now.

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>>57545138

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>>57545108

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My $1 chink USB cable with "china post ordinary small packet plus" for some reason has very exact tracking. I can literally follow my chink shit on flightradar24 in real time.

Has anyone ever seen a china post tracking number display the exact flight before?

>>57544916
Here you go. One of the pricier gifts I brought but she loves the animal so it works out.

Plush toys 30CM penguin doll Cute Christmas. Birthday.Festivalbest gift soft Doll Toy
http://s.aliexpress.com/uE3mMVrq
(from AliExpress Android)

>>57545173
thx anon, love the little fucker. how's the stitching quality?

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>>57545173

>>57545173
$7.62 for that shit. top kek

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The vertical mouse came in the mail today

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It's actually pretty comfy to use

>>57545264
Nice women hands

>>57545286
Flattery will not get you a handjob anon

>>57545286
Those cute little hands will never wrap themselves around your hot, throbbing, vascular 4 inch erect penis.

>>57545295
B-but I was trying to be insulting...

>>57545318
Sure you were anon, it's okay to be gay

>>57545318
Try harder next time
Like calling it ogre hands or something

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Does Vicky want my fat 4" laowai cock?

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>>57545264
>>57545286
>>57545295
>>57545316

cut your nails anon

>>57543058
No, I just have an inferiority complex and social anxiety, but it's still not enough to get neetbux.

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>>57545403

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>>57545108
>>57545159

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>>57545448

we need more anons like you.

Jack Ma needs more anons like you.

>>57545388
Of course she does. She doesn't just call any old customer "Distinguished"

>>57545484
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Drinking-with-your-Ma/32658113277.html?

Together we will make /csg/ great again

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Jack-Ma-Yun-autographed-signed-photo-collection-new-chinese-freeshipping-11-2016-C/32763218476.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Jack-Ma-Yun-autographed-signed-photo-collection-new-chinese-freeshipping-11-2016-A/32763008654.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Jack-Ma-Yun-autographed-signed-photo-collection-new-chinese-freeshipping-11-2016-B/32762429137.html

Do you think it's authentic?

>>57545012
buy t9 do you mean the letter t on the 9 button? im the anon that bought it btw

>>57545726
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T9_(predictive_text)

Can anyone post some good earphones from aliexpress anon received about one or two weeks ago? The price was about 3$ and anon was pretty impressed because of the quality for such a cheap earphones.

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>>57545747
ok, so the phone is still charging. ill find out once its done. but heres a photo of the keyboard

>>57545726
you have the be 18 to use this site, you know.

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>>57545835
No idea what that anon got but I've bought half a dozen pairs of these buds for presents and everyone loved them: http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_171611.html

>>57545861
fully aware m8, dont know how not knowing what t9 means implies that im not

>>57545919

T9 was a big deal back when phones had alphanumeric keypads. If you don't remember that you're probably not older than 18.

>>57542778
Check the frequencies looks like it works with AT&T

>>57545173
>>57545236
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/plush-toys-penguin-animal-mini-toy-dolls-cartoon-doll-28cm-L833/32658058285.html

Cheaper and seems to be the same thing

>>57544782
Fuck, really? I have one coming in a week or two. The sound for it in Youtube reviews seemed alright

>>57545952
i wasnt allowed a cellphone when i was younger and ive never really been into tech. i just really like chink shit

>>57543727
fucking kek

>>57544728
It sounds ok in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nZJAMIOFOE

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rc truck anon > jack ma spammer

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>>57546020

It's not bad, I just didn't really get a ton of use out of it. Part of the issue was it wasn't loud enough in my shower. (I have a really powerful shower so the noise is high)

It was okay for music but like podcasts it was hard to catch all the voices.

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>>57545952
this.


>>57546024
>>57545919


Lies. Seriously everyone remembers t9. Only people who don't remember is really old people and young people.

>>57545858

facepalm.jpg

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>>57546041

are you fucking kiddin?

rc truck has nothing to do with china. /csg/ wouldn't exist without based ma

>>57543390
He's British, was just working out of South Africa. Also South Africa is the westernized, not eating rocks for dinner, part of Africa

>>57545894
Not him, but I might check that out. It's $2.69 on Ali with free epacket shipping:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Selling-Awei-ES-Q9-Wood-Design-Super-Bass-In-ear-Earphone-With-1-2m-Cable/32664629647.html

>>57540771
>>57540854
I agree. They're known for their power supply/portable chargers which are pretty damn good. Just bought the 1ft version of this same micro usb for $5 off Amazon btw.

>>57540531
STOP POSTING
HGGGGGGGGGNNN (ima buy it)

>>57544745
she's not going to fuck you mate

Can someone post the latest chink shit guide infographic?

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>>57545191
Stitching quality looks fine to me. Perhaps a bit lower from what you'd expect from a legit Disney store for instance, but if one doesn't slam it constantly, should hold up just fine.

>>57546014
Looks like the same thing to me, yeah.

>>57546434
How many times I got to tell you, that's WEST Virginia, not Virginia!

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In the last week i received some stuff, will post/review.

The first was this Breeze Audio 3116, was $32, nicely built. Works great with my 2x 6ohm speakers, but will overheat with 4ohms. 1 month to arrive.

Anyone have a link to the nokia phone that was shown in the thread?

>Fall for the Pro 3 meme
>Buy it
>Pay $20 more for EMS over DHL because >DHL
>Your order has been shipped!
>Via DHL!

Fucking every time, China. What a waste of money.

>>57546510
But can it power a Bm-800?

>>57544745
>Giving a cancer infused plushie to your sister
You must not love her much anon

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>>57546510

The next was this Kim jong-un,might emperor of North Korea t-shirt. Verry good print(front and back) but the cloths itches a little. 9$

>>57546503
If you gently move the white fur away from its right eye it'll look less angry.

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>>57546510
and the last was this Moon Map, it have a lot of details and infos, the paper and the print are nice. 72x48 cm $3 with shipping

>>57546106
>South Africa is the westernized, not eating rocks for dinner, part of Africa
was
It's descending into typical sub-Saharan hellhole ever since the minor political changes of the 1990s.

Did anyone buy a pair of Tennmak Banjo Turbo, how did you feel about them?

Any good mouse sub 20 bucks?

>>57546752
People will say james donkey

but Motospeed and Redragon have the best gaming mice under 20$

>>57543190
I think AULA mechs are only popular ones with ISO enter to start with

>>57546520
D I S P U T E

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>>57546606
link?

>>57546520
dispute you pussy

>>57545858
keep us posted. also, can you post the link where you got it

>>57541997
Try asking support instead of sitting on your ass for two months.

>>57546829
Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of shit with down syndrome.

>>57542822
One anon got it during the cake glitch, try looking in the archives for a review.

>>57546606
Yeah, some anon did a teardown a few threads back that showed James Donkey had really shitty internals

>>57547015
What's with the fucking anti dispute shills lately? I feel like we're being infiltrated by the various chink sites.

Any little mention of a dispute or problem and there's always a shitpost of someone sperging out about it

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>>57544858
Contact more sellers then. This one sent me a catalogue when I asked him

>>57547049
No idea, i'm against disputing just to abuse alie's system but these are actual dispute reasons

>>57545894
>>57546133
That model haz Monster Bass but little else

>>57547049
To be honest with you family I'm not >>57547015. I'm gonna tell them I'll give them a 1 star if they don't give me my $20 back.

>they buy chink shit for 1/20 of the retail price
>despite this they fuck over the vendors by disputing, lowballing and straight up lying about not recieving their goods

You either die a goyim or live long enough to see yourself become the chink.

>>57546085
the phone has t9 btw just tested it

>>57546520
What country are you in? DHL is fucking sweet dude. Gets to me in 3 business days from first getting scanned.

Also, have you tried contacting the seller and tell them, they'll give you the right tracking number. Happens all the time, you entitled little shit.

>>57547246
What do you expect? Entitled laowai with no sense of honour or dignity. Only thing in their minds is ripping off honest, hardworking people.

>chink
>honest

More honest than you getting government handouts because "muh mental anguish of being a fat little blubber boy". Get a fucking job.

>>57547354
>>57547246
>>57547015
Hello Chang

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>>57547246
>>57547354

>>57547246
Beware that, when fighting chinks, you yourself do not become a chink... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you

>>57546829
here

https://pt.aliexpress.com/item/Vintage-Poster-Globe-World-Map-Moon-lunar-Poster-Map-Wall-Sticker-Wallpaper-Art-Posters-Vintage-Retro/32595779587.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.ZpE10h&detailNewVersion=&categoryId=200001461

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I was gonna post this earlier but I wasn't in the mood for anything so I just went to bed.

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>>57547560
Still waiting for more

>>57547571
>that mousepad
WHY

>>57547601
Well I couldn't have the packages on my desk so I brought the mousepad to my bed :^)

>>57546536
That not an audio interface anon it's an amp
the BM-800 even on XLR is garbage anyway

>>57547702
i think that anon was joking

Is the Mi Mix worth getting with how overpriced it is currently?

Or should I just wait for the next flagship Xiaomi phones next year.

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A new package arrived

>>57546809
>AULA mechs

eyy thanks

>>57547871
useless shit

>>57545252
>>57545264
What's it like? Is it comfortable?

>>57547871
>1711
filthy europeans

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>>57547916
No, really useful parts

>>57547871
I got a set of film capacitors and a set of different sized self locking push buttons

8-10" tablet with active digitizer (wacom/ ntrig/ huion/ whatever chinese equivalent) recommendation?

>>57540625
Looks dope might pick one up lmao

phone recommendation?

>>57547067
Got a link?
Even a name would be a great lead.
Thanks in advance.

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Got one of those things that can unlock the wraps you see at Best Buy and the like, made a video if anyone's interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ch00ombcCU

>>57545403
Do you actually need to be unemployed to get neetbux or can you just be retarded?

>>57548232
We call em Spider Wraps.
And yes, that looks like it could unwrap them.

Nice find.

>>57543792
If you can disassemble it, unplug the battery and leave it overnight.

>>57543862
Seems to be a Sony thing. My old Xperia P shat itself after flashing a new ROM and refused to charge or boot or enter Flash mode/Fastboot. Had to drain it completely, then it'd briefly accept boot keys before returning to the bricked state, but long enough to accept a flash

Is it worth getting the Achivia Shimian? I've gone on overclocking forums but haven't been able to find shit about overclocking. I love the 1440p resolution and would like to OC it to 110hz, halp?
>inb4 Hurr durr, look harder

Okay /csg/, I am going to buy a new Ruizu Xo2 (current one died on me, won't turn on), and I figure I'll buy some other shit too. Reccomend me some keychains of weebshit.

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>>57548305
http://www.overclock.net/t/1384767/official-the-qnix-x-star-1440p-monitor-club

what is google

>>57543202
How do you know they won't be restocking?

Anyone have this bluetooth speaker?
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_101752.html
I'm really tempted to pull the trigger for $12 with good boy points

New item for the infographic:
http://s.aliexpress.com/UVNVJBv6

>>57548465
no, I got a xiaomi bullet one and it broke after 4 months

Is there an upcoming phone that should be an alternative to the RN3P?

The RN3P is already old so I'd rather have something a bit more new and a bit more better in the camera department. Also less than $150.

>>57548518
>better in the camera department
>less than $150
Anon, China is a magical land but even magic has its limits.

>>57548518
Not really, wait for the Helio X30.

>>57548518
No. wait for RN4P with SD653.

>>57548465
Actually I found it on Ali for $12 with epacket shipping:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pulse-Portable-wireless-Bluetooth-Mini-Speaker-speakers-subwoofer-with-Built-in-LED-Light-Show-soundbar-Boombox/32656451487.html
Looks like a JBL pulse clone with decent audio quality. I took the plunge and will report back in a few weeks with a review.

>>57548282
Spider is one of the brands, Alpha makes the majority of the unlockers, wraps, and boxes, though. I just didn't name them because most people won't know what a spider wrap is

>>57548535
What about Ulefone? There was that guy here who was shilling his Ulefone a few days ago.

>>57548676
Probably the store owner

>>57540493
He used to appendix carry and wore milsurp every day in South Africa. Pretty comfy.

>>57548676
I fell for that Promotional EIAOSI X6 shilling that happened before the 11.11, could've just bought a Rock Zircon or that UiiSii HM7 or something.

>>57548741
Uiisii is shit. I fell for that meme a month ago after reading the review on Audiobudget. It sounds awful in comparison to my other memephones like Hybrids and Monks. It also hurts my ears after listening for more than 30 mins.

I didn't get a fake either because I literally bought it off the link from Audiobudget

>>57548232
you work at staples?

>>57548782
Probably Audiobudget bought it from a fake, got lucky and got a good fake. Or Chinese QC is not world breaking as it is supposed to be.

>>57548725
What a boss.

>>57542505
Damn makes me wanna watch galaxy quest again lol

>>57540531
Wait, I thought they were only going to be making a limited number of these? And that they would be China-only?

>>57544925
>>57544782
>>57544959
I can't take his stupid gook face seriously.

>>57547296
Packages via DHL gets raped by Customs here, last time I bought a $160 phone from China, I got $20+ tax and DHL asked for some more because they processed the request with Customs. Basic Shipping gets you a $2 shipping fee when retrieving the package from the Post Office.

>>57542747
I have 2 of the exact same ones, and I like them a lot. I got them for about a dollar on an ebay auction.

>>57548232
How fat are you?

>>57548232
wew lad, enjoy your jail time

>>57547067
Gah, this is what I'm looking for. The gf may even like the MKores depending on the chinkiness of the quality. Can I please ask for some more info here? Even just a link to some other item from the seller so I can message em directly?

>>57549099
I'm Canadian and we don't have jails here unlike in the US.

>>57549106
>The gf

>>57548232
Saved for later, thanks.

>>57548232
Can confirm, these look like the "alpha" keys we use in the store. N.B. these also unlock the plastic video game cases.

>>57549121
Does this make you jealous?

>>57549190
He's probably under the assumption that no one on 4chan has a girlfriend or something. Next he's going to say there aren't any girls on 4chan either.

>>57549220
I'd say there are few to no girls on /g/ though

speaking of which, anyone got a line on a $5 36mm DW with a black/black leather strap?

all the 36mm ones are more expensive

if y'all help me source it i'll show you my .jp waifu wearing it

>>57549190
>>57549220
fucking mundanes

>>57549252
I managed to pick up a $5 Nomos on 11.11, but would like a DW for her.

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>>57549252
>I'd say there are few to no girls on /g/ though
That's a lie.

>>57549288
That's a man, baby.

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>>57549299
No it's not.

>>57549288
>>57549301
>girl
Uh huh...

>>57549288
>>57549301
> discord
> 4 thinkpads

you're strange, you're probably a "girl" with a dick

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>>57549327
>he doesn't have at least four thinkpads

>>57549301
Prove it.

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>>57549288
>>57549301
you can identify as a girl or a fucking spaceship, but you've got a dick bruh

if you wanna pretend to be a girl, behave like a girl and know better than to ever identify yourself as a girl to a bunch of sweaty neckbeards like us

>>57549034
>He actually fucking paid it.
DHL sent me a letter requesting payment for customs processing and I told them to go fuck themselves, never heard a word afterwards.

>>57549301
post dick please

>>57547296
I have the right tracking number, but I paid for EMS and not DHL. I've consistently been fucked in the ass by them in the past so of course I would want to avoid them this time.

>>57545894
Thanks buddy

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>>57546503

My Xiaomi bullet type speaker broke and I got onto GB about it. They said it was out of the 45 day warranty so offered me $5 refund just to fuck off (speaker was $27)

I told them nah bruv and then waited a week and said gimme $15 and they said okay.jpg

Gonna order the most expensive Xiaomi speaker that has a 3.5mm jack cos the current one I have is busted cos the bluetooth module went full potato

>>57549716
>Xiaomi bullet speaker.
Oh.
I thought it was a bullet vibrator... Should I cancel my order?

Making a new thread

>>57549301
4chan filename

Not even once bait lad

NEW THREAD

>>57549977
>>57549977
>>57549977
>>57549977
>>57549977

>>57546085
I'll be 21 in december and the first phone I got was a Motorola flipphone in december 2006 when I turned 11.

That is only half a year before the first iPhone. Don't know when BB became popular, but I think that someone who is 18 now can easily never have owned anything without a qwerty kb.

>>57548414
He opened a ticket on their support and they told him that
My RN3P from Hong Kong Goldway hasn't shipped yet, I'm getting scared
Not cancelling though since my coupons made it 117 USD, fuck the chinks as hard as you can whenever they pull shit like this
>b-but poor chinks
Pretty much all the chinkshit shipping is subsidized by your government, you're already paying them even if you don't buy shit