/csg/ Chink Shit General

first for i need a new meme blade

>>57550065
YouTube fags have embedded themselves and they're all terrible.

http://s.aliexpress.com/e2qqMrmQ
Should I cop this or just keep looking for a fake DW? The only problem I have with this watch is the "sinobi" text printed on it is ugly as fuck

>>57550084
dude all the sellers i messaged who had blank/weird logo on their DW design watches sent me pictures showing me it was really DW

they just photoshop that shit so they dont get taken off straight away

don't ask them 'yo bro is this a fake DW kek' - juts ask them 'can you show me the logo on the real watch' or 'which logo is on this watch?'

be smart

>>57550103
Thanks, didn't know that.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pocket-Shot-Slingshot-Round-Ball-Toy-Slingshot-Shooting-Cup-Device-Hunting-Slingshot-Compound-Bow-Crossbow-Hunting/32746845725.html

What the bloody hell

>>57550139
?!? Did you not have a childhood anon?

>no xiaomi dildos so I can pleasure my boy ass without getting premium Chinese grade cancer from BPA rich plastic and also save money
Why live

>>57550163
Leten is a decent brand, but stay away from their piston dick blender.

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inb4 jack ma spam

So, the TOMO power banks that you put your own 18650 cells into, can they fit protected cells or do I need to strip these or order unprotected ones? The GearBest page has conflicting information in the answers section.

If this only works with unprotected batteries, is it easy to strip protection off one, or is there a similar power bank "kit" that has extra room to fit the protected versions, or what direction should I go from there? Already have protected 18650s, haven't ordered the power bank kit yet.

>>57550465
in English pls?

Friend just bought this. How bad did he fuck up?
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_284198.html

>>57550139

Top of soda bottle + sturdy balloon. Not even worth buying for 2 dollaroos.

>>57550473

That was English. If you don't understand the question, you probably don't have the answer.

>>57550464
i want to marry a girl like janey
zina looks constipated

>>57550464
>dana
you take home to meet mother

>karen
you tell her to meet you in the burgerking bathroom

>>57550528
im going to meet you in the burger king bathroom to kick your bitch ass, nigga.
karen is pure, you hear me?

>Tfw mods purged my baby analogue posts.
No fun allowed.

>>57550465

Found some useful information at last - apparently the TOMO powerbanks fit 18650 cells of about 69mm long, max, out of the box (found example case of someone using a 68.9mm long Trustfire cell in them), and the protected NCR18650Bs I have are just about 70mm long. Worst case scenario, I'll find a way to make'em fit.

>>57550666
>666
nice knowing you i-i-i mean good luck

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For those who asked

The seller name is COOYE 3C store.
Just ask for the costomized products

>>57549977
Where to buy Mixza Micro SD?

>>57551033
I rather get Legit Seagulls/Perpetuals/Beijings/Hangzhous than Bootleg bullshit that prolly won't even last a week.

>>57550139
p-put your dick in it....

>>57551033

http://s.aliexpress.com/V36faYBz

>>57551044
>Perpetual
Fuck I want a Regulator so much, but I can never snipe it before orders close.

Any decent bone conduction headsets?

>>57550057
i picked up a Y - START JIN02.

the reviews look decent enough (you can search them on youtube, look for JIAHENG).

i also want to pick up a few ganzos. a titanium scaled zt0606 style blade is just around the corner (will likely be more expensive).

and they've been starting to mill out their liners and make lower weight blades.

my laptop has a busted 3.5 mm jack

what should I get?

Will ~$1 USB DAC help me? Archive says that it's mono sound only, which is fucking ridicilous

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>>57551202

>>57550163
if you go to local sex shops, a lot of them will also stock shitty low grade made in china dildoes and buttplugs.

honestly because of this, i chose to purchase an njoy pure wand. it's made of stainless steel and shaped well to hit your prostate.

it's not the best toy for a "oh yeah fuck my ass" experience, but is great for a slow build prostate massage.

>>57551236
..and how did you know about all of this?

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>>57551236
i don't even know what that even means

>>57551242

I think it's safe to assume he actually tried it out after buying it instead of just keeping it in the box and putting it on the mantle as a display piece. Also, he did specify /prostate/ massage, and since women don't have those...

>>57550483
Not at all. It's a great quadcopter. The included camera is pretty shit though and the video loses signal long before the transmitter does.

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Will pic related cause a house fire? Are these Pi's knockoffs? Are these any shittier than locally purchased, imported, legit Pi's?

I don't want to pay $100 for local jewish sellers for a $20 piece of tech that chink-made anyway...

Raspberry Pi 3 Model B Board Heat Sink Power Adapter AC Power Supply.Rasp PI3 B,PI 3 B,PI 3B.1GB LPDDR2 Quad-Core WiFi
http://s.aliexpress.com/NJ7NBzQB

>So How do I do?

https://world.taobao.com/item/540797642111.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.VygHam#detail

https://world.taobao.com/item/536042900953.htm?fromSite=main&spm=a312a.7700824.w4002-10833055111.50.HZzr0I

https://world.tmall.com/item/539326760710.htm?id=539326760710&ali_refid=a3_430618_1006:1122364114:N:%E6%B2%B9%E7%94%BB%20%E8%A3%85%E9%A5%B0%E7%94%BB:d3289ee27d46c54ca0232de964e76e23&ali_trackid=1_d3289ee27d46c54ca0232de964e76e23&spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.zFttU6&sku_properties=10142888:21968

https://world.taobao.com/item/537182057513.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.UrYilE#detail

https://world.taobao.com/item/40252710892.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.AD0KxC#detail

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Ordered the batteries to go with the parts posted yesterday.
Hope I dont get chinked etc.

>>57551509

Been wondering the same thing - GearBest has rPi 3Bs for cheaper than any local store (even online ones), and they even have a "Chinese edition" and "English edition" that they claim don't differ, except from where they're made.

Anyone actually buy and test one of these yet?

>>57551509
Banana Pi's are better

>>57550103
>dude all the sellers i messaged who had blank/weird logo on their DW design watches sent me pictures showing me it was really DW
can you name a few? or throw a link to their store? i'm going fucking crazy here trying to find a fake DW seller on Ali

>>57547067
if you happen to read this, care to share a link to the seller who sent you the catalogue?

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2 Packages Today

>>57551105
stupid question time: how do you get those s.aliexpress.com shortened links?

>>57551750

Not that guy, but see post >>57551033 earlier in the thread.

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>>57551766

>>57551774
thanks anon, i missed it. contacting the seller now

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>>57551766
>>57551782

>>57551773
Mobile version, hit share and then "Copy to Clipboard".

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>>57551792
jackpot

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>>57551766
>>57551782
>>57551796

Xiaomi square bluetooth speaker for $11.11 with the coupon KECHOXWB, you have to use "checkout with paypal" for the discount to work
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_259606.html?wid=21

>>57551798
How much $ are they asking for it?

>>57551746
If I wanted a Banana Pi, I would ask about that.

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any Ausfags looking for a good chinkshit TV - grab one of these while they're under $500 as they're usually around $600+

https://www.thegoodguys.com.au/hisense-40-inches102cm-fhd-led-lcd-smart-tv-40k3110pw

Really good quality for the price in my opinion, the image quality took me by surprise. PS4 games look great. I also like the ease of having a Youtube and Netflix button on the remote itself.

>>57551817
i'm on it, will report back

>>57551796
thanks brother

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Where can you buy Meizu Pro 7?

>>57551874
Bruh it's not released yet.

>>57551801
I don't need one, but that's so fucking tempting...

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>>57551817
>>57551831
4.50€ a pop

>>57551888
WHERE

>>57551801
>>57551931
>no line-in input
nope.nef

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>>57549977
Nice sound, but only lasted 7 months.

What are the latest meme earbuds?

>>57552033
Somic V4
VJJB K4S
DZAT
Boarseman CX-98

>>57552033
KZ ATR are a newer version of the ATE and they're cheaper too

>>57552033
Senfer UEs if you're white, else NiggaZircons

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Which one to get?

Are there any decent monitors I can get from ali?

>>57552033
Remax 610Ds

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>>57552033
i've had a couple vsonic gr06 since 2012 that are still going strong. they're also the best sounding earbuds i've ever had, by far. they were not cheap, though, around 40 euros. bought them at lendmeurears, but i think i've seen vsonics on amazon before

>>57552148
Do they really come with 5 pairs of tips?

>>57552163
*15 pairs

>>57552133
Haier
Benq
Founder
Samsung

>>57551773
Sorry for my absence. Just use the app and share the link

>>57551960
Worldwide you nigger.

Besides, it's running in the Huawei dogshit Kirin line of SOCs.

>>57552229
Huawei Mate 9 gonna drop mah Beans
>Inb4 Elephone

>>57551766
>>57551782
>>57551796
>>57551800
>Tfw no one cares about your chink consumerism trinkets.
Kill me.

>>57552132
The ZST are very good and cheap for a double driver earbuds, also look there is a new color

>>57552250
Bows don't scare people after they've survived mangos. Our emotional state upon seeing this device of yours is zen now.

Does the EXP GDC work on any given laptop with an HDMI port and this? http://www.banggood.com/EXP-GDC-HDMI-to-Mini-Pci-e-Cable-p-968884.html?rmmds=search

I'm not sure if my S56CB is otherwise compatible.

>>57552342
Mangos?

>>57552176
yup, foamies are a bit shit though

anyone got their 11.11 stuff yet?

>>57552049
>>57552112
>>57552119
>>57552140
>>57552148
Wow those are expensive, aside from KZs. If I wanted >$20 earbuds I'd get Sennheisers.

>>57552447
9 More Days

>>57552456
And they would be utter shit

>>57552456
> you get what you pay for. the vsonic have proven me to be durable, and sound like they cost a lot more

aliexpress seller contacted me that the specific color of USB cable is out of stock however the order is already listed as shipped.
What do I do? Just tell them in chat the replacement color I want, open a dispute, wait until delivery?

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>>57552547
Do you need us to hold your hand, Anon?

Anyone got some zippo style lighters, I'm only finding like 10$ ones when I found one for about 3$ in a local chink shop

>>57552456
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Remax-Base-Driven-High-Performance-Stereo-earphone-with-Microphone-and-In-Line-Control-RM-610D/32470659017.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.BSLyBy&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10084_10083_10073_10080_10070_10082_10081_10060_9999_423_10061_10052_10062_10050_10051,searchweb201603_6&btsid=656d114f-1826-4cfc-a612-9875991e4f5e

>Yeah you are confirmed autistic

>>57551156
Bump

Seriously - anyone have any suggestions?

>>57552553
Not really, just wanna avoid getting chinked since this is my first problem I've had with aliexpress orders

>>57552597
>tell them in chat
See where it goes from there

>Wait for delivery
If you get Chinked, open up a dispute

Seriously, it is not that hard.

>>57552565
zippo style is sht mate
but if you want to find them search for "kerosene Lighters"


https://www.aliexpress.com/af/kerosene/6.html?isAffiliate=y&site=glo&SortType=total_tranpro_desc&SearchText=kerosene&CatId=152605

>>57552635
It's fun to play with desu, the shittiest chink lighter I got was the metal match thing the wick burnt out as soon as it got lit

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>>57552673
get one of the chink arc lighters

If only I had $2k laying around,

Easy mapping UAV for GIS


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Remote-Control-Gas-Powered-Discount-New-Mjolnir-UAV-Propeller-Glider-Modle-Airplane-For-Sale-Radio-RC/693057432.html

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>>57552403

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who /chinking the chink/ here :^)

>>57552579
Yes

>>57552680
thats not a lighter.

Jackets:

https://world.taobao.com/item/538473455638.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.VygHam#detail

https://world.taobao.com/item/540797642111.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.VygHam#detail

https://world.taobao.com/item/537653008419.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.VygHam#detail

https://world.taobao.com/item/537412826512.htm?spm=a312a.7728556.2015080705.15.gNcOGT&id=537412826512&scm=1007.12006.46753.i537653008419&pvid=02d27a7b-86c1-4374-a418-9f0ee2ad4bb6

>Anonymous Hoodie
https://world.taobao.com/item/41381500125.htm?spm=a312a.7728556.2014080708.7.ek6RuH

https://world.taobao.com/item/540998644972.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.UrYilE#detail

>>57552748
Why would you chink them for a cent

>>57552763
oh shit you're right
i didn't realize that i posted a picture of a spoon

>>57551033
Thank you anon, much appreciated.

>>57552784
because I'd rather chink them off a cent than they chink me off a cent

>>57551801
>coupon has reached its usage limit
Fucking cyka bylats ruining everything as usual

>>57552797
I bet you're the life of the party

>>57551168
Bump for interest.

>>57552447
Nigga 11/11 wasn't even a week ago yet

>>57551950
Do they have different face sizes? Also, howcome they don't have any feedback? Kinda weary: s

Just checking also, is this the same seller who sent the other anon the info graph of all the Michael Kores, Armani, etc watches?

>>57552805
Wonder why these threads attract so much human trash.

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Will I get mouth cancer if I buy a chink ceramic 102 coffee dripper? It's not plastic, so I'm probably not getting hardcore chinked. Anything else to watch out for? Seller seems a bit above average, proper English in description.

>>57552860
>Do they have different face sizes? Also, howcome they don't have any feedback? Kinda weary: s
i dunno brah, ask them yourself. i'm just interested in the 36mm. about the feedback, i bought another DW like a month ago from another seller thx to a link from an anon here, and he had like 10 votes. looks like they open and close these """"stores"""" all the time, so no time to get to double diamond ratings. it's ok though, Ali has your back in case you get chinked

>>57552860
>is this the same seller who sent the other anon the info graph of all the Michael Kores, Armani, etc watches?
apparently yes, but I haven't received that image from him. maybe because i asked for DW specifically

>>57552884
other than the fact that it looks like dog shit, you'll be fine. just put it in the dishwasher before you use it

>>57552916
Does it? Does it have any discernible advantages over a plastic one?

>>57552945
Less likely to give you face cancer.

>>57552871
Because Youtube videos and Discord links are tolerated.

>>57552945
well, it's ceramic. it will retain heat better and won't melt if you pour scorching hot drinks on it

>>57552958
This x10.

>>57552951
>>57552966
Plastic doesn't melt at 96°C. Will it have any discernible advantages over my existing plastic dripper? Will it be faster to clean? (If I've made coffee but haven't washed it yet but want to make more coffee)

My dad has a CAT phone, but it's really showing its age.

Can anyone suggest me some alternative recent ip68 chinkphone that won't break my wallet?

>>57553020
Homtom HT20

>>57553036
Lots of orders but no reviews. Going to monitor it.

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house fire heater

>>57553020
Elephone S7
LeTV
Lenovo

>Best bench power supply for the price, and it wasn't even made for that purpose.
>28 dollarinos

I have fund god.

>>57550464
> Janey
Gropes women around the office as a "prank"

> Dana
Browses yaoi tumblr shit in an incognito window during office hours

> Zina
Everyone calls her the "motorcycle girl," even though she only uses public transit. Your go to when you need someone to fight on your behalf

> Karen
Has a huge crush on karen
Highly competitive at local mahjong club, half her income is in the betting money of geriatric saps who underestimated her

> Flower
Hugely in debt from MLM health product schemes. Office stuffed with year old unsold product like "herbal tea"

> Sandy
Stoned out of her mind on that good good shit yet gets the best sales in the office

>>57553098
>fund
cannot into spell

>>57550666
Don't trust that fire niggah

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>>57553098

>>57553101
Delete this cringy shit and kys off /g/

>>57552447
where the fuck do you think we live?

>>57553101
>> Karen
>Has a huge crush on karen

>>57553131
come up with a more comprehensive and accurate profile yourself my man

> kys

>>57553136
i'm drunk

I've become richer by €50
what chink shit do I blow these in?

>>57553051
I'm legitimately concerned for your health and safety if you purchase and use this product.

>>57553020
Aiek phones are probably waterproof. The buttons are "one layer", so the only part where shit can get in is the charger, and I think you can close it.

>>57553150
typical socialist american pigboy
"health and safety" above progress

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>>57553139
you can get a nice watch with that kind of money

>>57553139
RN3P

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>>57553139

>>57553172
what is the most decadent sexual experience you can curate for me if i have 500 USD to blow

>>57553177
>Go to Philippines
>Blow Cash on degenerate child Hookers

>>57553177
spend 80% of that on a plane to thailand and the rest of the money on the sexual workers of your choice

>>57553182
>>57553181
truly chink shit general

>>57553098
Dont be a retard and buy some cheap chinese shit psu

Get some good retired lab equipment like the shit HP made in the 70s. Built like a fucking tank, and actually user serviceable.

https://youtu.be/wPeytQdEkNk?t=45s

>>57553158
fuck your right im sorry

>>57553163
I don't really use watches
>>57553164
I wrote €50, not €150
it's also too big for my taste
>>57553172
neat
a GF would be cheaper tho

>>57553213
That's true dawg.

>Tfw having a gf has actually paid off financially, because she keeps buying me the shit I need

>>57553172
that shit isnt even a good price.

And have fun getting aluminum poisoning from that gel famalam

>>57553211
I've got a few models and i can say that they're quite good.
Obviously not lab grade equipmen, but have decently accurate constant current and constant voltage seeing that it's basically a buck boost converter.

for 30~ dollars you get some decent kit.

>>57553232
That's what I'm saying though. The PSU I show in the video I got for 30 (plus 20 shipping though) from a lab equipment liquidator on Ebay.

It takes a bit of looking but you get some top tier shit if you're willing to put in the work.

I have an old pair of smallish sized bookshelf speakers. The Pioneer amp I used them with broke. Which chink amp should I pick up? I need a cheap solution. Breeze Audio TPA3116, right? Or Nobsound F900?

>>57553237
Well, That makes sense to me.
But considering where i live this is more realistic, has the features i want and need, and has a good voltage/current range at more than acceptable tolerances.

Also considering the size it is much smaller and is designed to be panel mounted.

(also i already have one so i can vouch for It.)

But I'm pretty sure I'm going to get a lab-grade PSU in the future. But that's not until i can justify the need for that much accuracy.

>>57553276
Get an SMSL mini 5, a very good quality amp.

>>57553276
Nobsound is good, Drok also makes an identical model, Just be sure to get some banana plug leads for your cable to make things nice and tidy.

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>>57553101
holy shit, the cringe

>>57553287
Ah, I assumed you lived in America... My bad I suppose.


In that case, have you considered just building your own PSU? I bought a kit from ali that works fairly well, and also seems pretty hackable so I can get higher voltages out of it by just swapping a few components around.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3in1-Free-Shipping-0-30V-2mA-3A-Adjustable-DC-Regulated-Power-Supply-DIY-Kit-Radiator-Aluminum/32716149297.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.OC4YFw

The only annoying part of these things is actually getting a 110vac to 24vac (I want one that can handle 5+ amps continuous because I tend to drive things harder then I should).

But if you live outside the US, chances are good you're on 220vac, and the chinese sell tons of 220vac to 24vac transformers.

>>57552958
If the YT reviews are helpful, OC and not only made to spread Aliexpress affiliate links they are ok.

>>57553131
>>57553334
Someone please explain what's cringy about that. I don't get it.

I found it borderline funny.

>>57553403
a lot of people on /g/ were bullied in school for speaking out of turn among their peers, so they take on the role of the aggressors from AFK on /csg/

them 11.11 packages are sure taking their time in the warehouses

>>57553428
a shame really

>>57553433
my last things were shipped about 18h ago

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>>57545169
Have the exact same shit, I bought a cheap USB cable too
Wonder why.

>>57553433
everything I ordered on 1111 shipped 24 hrs ago tho

>>57553428
Yes, because being a mental cunt imagining your own deluded fantasies about random, more importantly real human beings is perfectly normal, healthy behaviour.

Just placed a $50 order. Wish me luck lads.

Why does China post air mail take 1 month? Does it sit in a warehouse for 29 days before getting shipped? Does the plane fly very, very slowly?

>>57553603
the air mail usually takes 2-3 weeks but i have received a package 5 days after it was dispatched
what really sucks is the ordinary packet plus, it takes around 1-2 months for me every time

>>57553603
they snail mail their way to the plane, wait until the plane is completely full of packages before taking off then take their time unloading everything

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Just bought a redmeme 3s for 120€. If this shit stops at customs I'll slash my fucking wrists.

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>>57553465
because 4chan is the place where everyone goes to be a non-deluded serious, functioning adult

>>57553603
In my case (Russia, Novosibirsk), the packages usually get to Russia in the first week, but then take 1-3 weeks going across Russia to me. Government mail sucks here.

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Anyone with exp in Traditional Chink Paintings?
https://detail.tmall.com/item.htm?id=42911500821&toSite=main&skuId=74014450663

>>57553659
its the opposite in America lmao.

Takes 2-4 weeks to get to the US, then only like 2-4 days to get to my house.

And I live all the way on the east coast!

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Ordered a Redmi 4 Prime from geekbuying 6 days ago. Payment is confirmed but it hasn't shipped yet. Now geekbuying has a "presale" with shipping in 12 days. Does this mean I'll have to wait 12 days until my phone gets shipped?

>>57551800
>not using a D loop
what the hell is wrong with you

>>57553708
D Loop is there, but I have to redo it.

>>57553700
You ordered but they didn't have stock

But just accepted anyways.

>>57553666
I have experience in actually seeing them in stores.

If you're wondering, yes they're mass produced at the speed of light, I bet they make those faster than USB cables. They're sold $100 and above to clueless tourists, many of which realize the next day the same paintings go for like $2 in other cities.

What else do you want to know?

>>57553603
Well my NL post package sat in a warehouse for 2 week and then in a week came to me, so probably yes.

>>57553825
This
I've been waiting on GeekBuying for 3 weeks

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>>57553825

Received new battery for my laptop; haven't tried it yet, might make the laptop explode and set the house on fire.

Also received shitty bracelets (pack of 4). Only one out of the 4 is decent.

>>57553647
>buying the faulty redmi 3s when redmi 4 is already out
???

What's a good chink laptop or tablet for around 200-250?

>Ordered a GPD Win a week ago from GB
>Still processing

Gee, I can't wait to get my likely defective GPD Win in January, Never spend anything chump change on chink shit.

>>57553925
go to /tpg/ and get a chinkpad

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This fucking Redmi Note 3 battery just won't die. Shit, I am so happy with the purchase! Ignore no "Phone" profile. Chinks did not add it to the Device power profiles. As for the usage pattern and battery capacity, I am fucking flooring it for two days straight, and it keeps ticking, dammit! Sum gook magiks right hea!

>>57553465
nobody said the picture of those mental patients with superhero titles like "radical larry" was cringy

you remind me of the people who brose /r/cringe in hopes of finding some feeling of superiority for being reserved

and I get it, because I'm fairly reserved in real life on and offline, but on 4chan you don't really need to filter yourself

we're just here to pass the time with inane comments

>>57553910
>faulty

Say what?

Didn't buy redmeme 4 because it's a good 65€ more (and might even go to 250 if it stops at customs). I have a piece of shit alcatel, that smartphone is gonna feel like ejaculating.

>>57553965
the reason its cringy is because its fuckin unoriginal

>>57554020
well now you're getting somewhere

>>57553987
>he doesn't know about the 3s network bug that xiaomeme can't fix
Enjoy the 2G speeds.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/54mo3k/many_redmi_3s_users_are_experiencing_a/

http://en.miui.com/thread-320293-18-1.html

>>57553659
tfw no bear mounted mail

in shitty argentina packages take between 1 to 2 months to arrive because of stupid bureaucracy. Every piece goes through customs and pays a 50% tax plus 6USD for the local jew mail.
I really envy burgerlanders that can order 30 things and have them arrive separatly without a problem.

>>57553946
They are testing every chip now so at least after the delay it should be good. Ordered mine from their aliexpress store with dhl and got mine in less than a week. It's worth it. It's what younger me has been wanting for 20 odd years now. Still room for improvement though

>>57554080
FUCK

Can I cancel the order after it was shipped? I ordered from gearbest about 5 days ago

Has anybody ordered these?
http://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_566702.html

>>57554113
Lol

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>anon from where did you bought that thing

>>57554126
chinkland

>>57554113
Probably not. oh well, pray that your unit is ok.

>>57554156
If it's not, I'll just sell it. Will probably lose about 30€, but fuck it.

Also, may this be legit?

http://xiaomitips.com/guide/how-to-fix-no-network-issue-on-redmi-3/

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>wow anon is that an authentic DW watch? why is it ticking so loud?

>what's that phone brand, i never heard of it? Xi-xiomai? how do you even pronounce it lol why didn't you get a real phone like an iphone?

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>>57554126
>"Anon, you uh got a package from C-China"
>Awkwardly hands you box covered in red chinese letters

>>57553348
Thanks for the suggestion.
Though this voltage regulator is actually a normal DC to DC step up step down converter with a very nice digital interface.

It actually requires an input voltage of anywhere from 0-50, so I'm using an industrial grade 12v 5a PSU.

It's treating me well though, has some nice current and voltage limitin options, great for charging batteries too.

>>57554202
Do you have an Oscilloscope?

What's the output waveform look like?

>>57554126
>did you bought

>>57549977
where can I buy chinkphones in europe and possibly send them back if I don't like it? I am interested in the redmi 4 prime but I'm not sure if I can handle miui honestly.

>>57554254
eBay

make sure its a chink within your country

>>57554267
seems to be only a seller from italy active. I guess I'll have to wait.

>>57554168
Redmi 3 doesn't have that problem, only Redmi 3s. look at the MiUi thread, it has 80 pages of people trying to fix it.

http://en.miui.com/thread-320293-1-1.html

>>57554254
Honornuy
IBuygou
Grossoshop

>>57554213
Not yet, But from what i've seen the wavefrom fluctuation is within acceptable boundaries.

This is the DP50V5A model btw.

(i've yet to get an oscilloscope so i'm not sure.)

Though with the audio project's i've been making they have almost no noise, similar to some linear power supplies i have.

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hello friends,

i have secured firmware for Ruizu x02/AGPtek A02, 2-3 days friend

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>>57554156
None of them are. Har har har!!!

>>57554305
Its not so much audio I'd be worried about.

Audio is actually relatively low frequency, but if you tried to use this to power something like a thunderbolt dev platform, the MHz range noise from the buck converter could become a major issue.

High speed data is a bitch to debug.

>>57554305
But what I mean when I say low, is i don't hear anything unless my amps are on high gain at max output.

>>57554330
For my purposes as a student that is just starting, I've no issues. the ripple is visible but with low fluctuation, so I've not noticed any real issues with my projects, but I've not worked with anything too sensitive.

For the purposes you describe, getting the lowest noise bench power supply would my priority. (along with an accurate oscilloscope.)

>>57553304
>>57553317

Thanks guys

>>57554322
Damn. Third time's a charm. This is the second product I order from china with problems. If the third one is fucked, goodbye you fucking chinks.

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>>57554376
I think I'm in the same boat as you man, just took a different path.

I'm currently studying ECE at GMU and am in my third year, however I'm still classified as a sophomore because I'm a dogshit student who doesnt do homework. Regardless, buying and putting together this chinese shit is a lot of fun for me.

For a while I was trying to encourage other anons to get into the DIY side of ali, but most of them seem to absorbed with their cheap flashlights and anime figurines to do any actual work.


I also have what may be an unhealthy obsession with high powered LEDs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdR5maBS5q0

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Nazi-Lamp/32685831886.html

too bad it's so expensive

>>57554433
Oh yes they're fun.

I get a kick out of making some "High Power light up coffee warmers".

coffee is a great heatsink replacement.

Drok makes some nice voltage converters for simple tasks.

>>57554502
LOL! XDD

>>57554502
Easy enough to make one yourself though. Hell, you could use ABS conduit and spraypaint.

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>>57554403
You are the one to blame. Inform.yourself before spending your slave wage on chink shit.

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Really makes you think

>>57554433
Also, that's a nice vintage Bench Supply you got there, I can see why you vouch for them.

>>57554557
>vintage
The word you're looking for is "old".

>>57554403
It's not really their fault if you wholly fail to research a product before buying it.

>>57554547
This one's partly on me, but I've seen a pattern of shitty products coming from China. Plus, if it gets stuck at customs too many times, not worth it.

Damn right I'm fucking mad.

>>57554557
they're lit fâm

I was looking earlier to day and didnt see any good deals, or else I'd let you know.

I've had my eye on a 40v 10A dual output rackmountable version, but its fucking expensive. Like 400usd+ and over 70usd shipping.

Would be fucking nice to have for the home lab I'm planning though.

>>57554565
Pretty sure he meant what he said zipperhead.

>>57554554
Oh look it's the "all assburgs end up billionaires" maymay.

>>57554554
>Really makes you chink

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It's finally here! But what could it be?

>>57541114
Actually looks like a nice keyboard, anyone ever tried it?

>>57554624
babymouth

>>57554624
tenga egg

>>57554625
Look up RK61, widely recognised as THE go to cheap chink 60% kb, just don't use it over bluetooth.

>>57554624
Fake legos

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>>57554624
Interesting...

>>57554639
I think that is the RK61? what's wrong with it over bluetooth anyways?

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>>57554664
Time to build!

>>57554656
how did you guess?

>>57552447
I'd be lucky if I receive 11.11 shit before christmas

>>57554681
Lasts about ten hours on full charge, it's functional if you absolutely need to do it but it's pales in comparison to most rubber dome Logitech BT keyboards which, having use them personally can last up to 3-4 months on a few double A batteries.

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I just bought the new Xiaomi Mi Pro ear buds.
>only 4 orders.

These just came out , so I'll do a review when i get them.
link:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Latest-Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Hybrid-Pro-Earphone-Circle-Iron-Pro-Triple-Unit-Dual-Dynamic-Balanced-Armature/32764549910.html

>>57554706
>Blocks

>>57554719

I don't even mind. Christmas will continue into the new year!

>>57554583
Yeah, that sounds great, though i don't have $400 or a rack or any space to put it yet.

Speaking of a home lab, I'd like to make on as well, seeing as my current desk is only about 4 feet wide and 2 feet deep. Things end up piling on top of each other very quickly, a real pain in the ass.

bump for Shenzhen glory

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Anyone got info on how I get a chink knock off of pic related?

>>57551800
>dem Megan fox thumbs
/csg/ is gross

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>>57554700
It's a forklift for this hardworking warehouse chink

>>57554831
http://www.ioffer.com/i/2016bay3016ran88-glasses-men-and-women-sunglasses-box-625110075

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>>57541114
both versions of kalih and cherry seem to exist, if you look at the product photos on taobao for "rk61"

interestingly enough, the kalih switches are a whopping 30 USD 8)

>>57554309
Good work anon

>>57546577

Link for this shirt? I wear l to xl shirts mostly xl should I order 2 or 3 sizes bigger just to play safe?

>>57554734
Those are $26.99 on gearbest, cheaper if you use points

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Looking for new Xiaomi first chinkfone living in UK budget of 180-200£ so far redmi note 3 pro 3gb and mi max look good both 32gb and advice?

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dat markup

>didn't enter contact name
Am I fucked?

>>57555123
RN3P from topone on ali.
also lrn2english.

Chink buck converters are really strange, so inexpensive yet so useful.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Wholesale-Price-C-D-C-CC-CV-Buck-Converter-Step-down-Power-Module-7-32V-to/32624431930.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000017.4.qBNE2d#

>>57555141
context?

The infamous athletics mouse is up for 1.99$

http://www.ebay.com/itm/121877814743

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>>57555141
This is how it looks. Blacked out info is correct. Do I cancel?

>>57555166
When entering shipping address. They never asked for name on the address. Will it arrive as letter or package?

>>57554192
why are those girls so pretty?

>>57555237
eugenics

>>57555207
Send them a message if they haven't posted it yet. They probably can't even post it without a consignee name.

>>57554192
I'm on 4chan on a Friday night, girls don't talk to me.

>>57555190
cancel.ofc

>>57555256
I have 10 orders mate. I'm probably good, since they still got my name from AE. Any Swedes know if Postnord cares about minor misspelling such as Bjorn/Bjorn?

>>57555260
Thursday night gayboy

>>57555176
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1600DPI-Adjustable-Optical-USB-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-Mice-For-PC-Laptop-Gamer/331948279907/
saw this for 0.99 cents in the related products, doesn't look as autistic. i'll probably get one just to have a spare

>>57555287
No cool dots or circles above a and o? No problems, I normally leave those out when ordering, Skål

>>57550465
It fits protected Anon, but only just.

>>57551735

Lol, LG HE4 s are a good battery, the only problem is there is a 90% chance you are buying fakes.

>>57555072
I heard gearbest is the master chinker, and people get fake products from them .

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My 2 dollar sunglasses arrived today they are fine but they came with the Oakley symbol

>>57551033
Laughing at the poorfags who cant afford a DW

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Are coins on aliexpress a scam? They claim to be worth like 1 cent each but whenever I look at the products available for purchase with coins they just hike the price up massively so you don't save any money. I checked the price of a 165 piece tool kit and it was cheaper as a standard listing without coins

...

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>>57555531
laughing at the fags with no taste who even want a DW (original or copy)

>>57555534
The coins are a scam and the game is also rigged.

>>57555567
Haha that too, it truly is a teenage girls watch

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>>57555594
not even teenage girls

pic related is who i see wearing them mostly
and the wannabes

>>57555633
Only seen them on girls around here

>>57555633
so faggots?

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>>57555654
most of the girls i see around don't even wear wristwatches

the few who do, its almost always Michael Kors
the tackier the better

>i only see them

>>57555594
>>57555633
>>57555654
>>57555674

wtf i hate DW now

Is there a chink smartwatch that can connect to Fb messenger/whatsapp to send replies dictated with my voice?

>>57555728
that looks chink as fuck

>>57555749
>dictated

>>57555744
DW isnt my problem

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>>57555567
>>57555633
What about nomos then?

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>Mi Band 1S
Turns out it's got a nice battery capacity

>>57555768
thats the original mate

>>57555838
no nomo

>>57555898
Aahhhh, now I see.

>>57554801
believe me anon, I know that feel...

>>57553465
Chinks aren't human

>>57555883
Yup, almost at the bottom of my first full charge now: 10% at 28 days. I barely use the heart rate monitor though.

>>57555316
Too bad that what's 99 cents is the fucking MOUSE PAD and not the mouse.

What are some chink devices that suck out of the box but are moddable into acceptable quality?

I saw some slav say the WLXY P - 800 sucks as-is, but popping a better motor in made it alright. Anything else you guys know of?

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This looks awfully unhygienic

>>57555176
>http://www.ebay.com/itm/121877814743

Don't get this shit. I had a similar one (e-blue brand) and the left-click wears out after less than a year, causing spastic doubleclicking. It's also held together with glue and tiny plastic clips so it's nearly impossible to simply open it so you can replace the switches without breaking the casing.

>>57556018
>what is a washing machine

>>57556064
I got this when it was 1$ and its great for that price.
Much better than a 10$ shit mouse in my local stores.

>>57555883
>that filename
what black magic is that?

>>57556078
Its is still bad desu

>>57555389
Gearbest is like the only place with guaranteed legit Xiaomi stuff

Plus it's $18~ with good boy points

>>57554889
How is the quality of the bricks compared to actual legos?

>>57556130
>0.01 yuan has been deposited into your GearBest™ GoodBoy® account

>>57556092
Your local stores are selling marked-up chinkshit. Just get a chink razer mouse.

>>57556191
I already have a g400, but i use the mouse in bet with my laptop.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/PUT-ME-DOWN-Decal-Bathroom-Toilet-Seat-Sign-Reminder-Quote-Word-Lettering-Art-Vinyl-Sticker-Decal/1984142678.html

>put over where your friend's dog sleeps

>>57556229
lol

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>>57556191
>using a laptop in bed
>not just having a huge monitor/projector and one of these

http://www.gearbest.com/air-mouse/pp_491165.html

>>57555389
Gaybeast chinks you on price and refunds, but they sell legit memes.

>>57556309
meant for
>>57556211

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>>57555534
>win coupon from playing card flip game
>it's for a hair store
>cheapest item is £30

>>57556381
chinked again

>>57556381
Can't you rig it?

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>Epacket tracking number hasn't updated in 16 days

>>57556018
It is not designed to be used by multitudes of strange asses. It can be removed. It can be washed. Ye, dumbest of fucks.

>>57556489
thats why i buy from trusted chink shops, like fasttech.

>>57555838
good if its an actual nomos

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>>57555990
BM800

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>>57556538
except it is still completely unhygienic...? you even said it has to be removed and washed, rather than just cleaned with soap+water or alcohol
pic related

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>>57554502
I just bought these Waffen SS Legos and I can't wait to give them to my kids.

https://aliexpress.com/item/Adroit-New-Mini-USB-Bluetooth-Dongle-Adapter-for-Laptop-PC-Win-Xp-Win7-8-For-iPhone/32581702482.html

Thinking of buying this to wirelessly connect my PS3 controllers to my pc. Has anyone here done this? Will it work? I'm using SCP Toolkit btw.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/10mmx23mm-Headset-Microphone/1954332_32672212664.html

will this fit my xiberia mic? It's around 1.3cm wide (13mm) but this is just 1cm (10mm)
Are there any sponges that would fit?

>>57556679
they are very stretchy

>>57556679
if you have a spare piece of foam or sponge at home you can hollow it out and make one yourself.
i find that makeup sponges work great

>>57556600
>he's never washed diapers
it's not ideal but it won't kill you autistic faggot

>>57556673
Using DS4 with InputMapper, I've not tried a dongle that doesn't work. Just watch out for the USB 3.0 thing.

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>>57556672

>>57556600
>>57556018

are you terrified of the germs that live on your own body all the time

>>57556672
>>57556881
> not getting literally Hitler

>>57556842
again, nice job completely avoiding the statement you insulted, it is completely unhygenic - i never said it would kill you - you can also eat your own shit and you won't get sick most of the times

you always have to be right don't you, you fucking inbred shit

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>>57556911
it's ok mate, you can beat this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmtdHV3iGLQ