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/csg/ Chink Shit General

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In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel, now without underage or cancer
https://discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4 [work in progress]
https://qt.vidyagam.es/IcDmsJb.jpg (embed)

>News
• China already threatening to screw over the US if they get screwed by big Don >>57512244
• Anon receives VGA to composite cable >>57512812
• Anon gets some capacitors >>57512684
• New Xiaomi triple driver headphones up for pre-order >>57512809
• Anon gets XiaoBee >>57513030
• Jack Ma continues being based, funds the education of a child lookalike >>57513165
• Anon loves his Anker cable, charges at higher amp without a hitch >>57514148
• Anon gets a nice message from girl seller about his masturbation aircraft cup >>57514420
• Another poor unsuspecting fool buying the Somake 2.0 >>57514849
• Rate best Gearbest waifu >>57515156
• Anon gets quadcopter and camera, flies okay, runs out of battery instantly >>57515204
• PayPal shills crawling out of the woodwork again >>57516153
• Anon gets starry LED bulb after Big Clive review, p cool >>57516456
• Glass crystal lotus flower for anon's maw arrives >>57516597
• Anon gets Gundam figures, chinks throw in a free elephant >>57517097
• Bunkerbro gets a whole shipping container of chink shit, /csg/ freaks out >>57517109
• Anon makes his own anal beads, gf promptly rushed to ER and dies >>57517961
• Anon receives glow in the dark stones >>57518503

>Previous thread
>>57512098
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anime is gay
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>>57512303
how to not get overran by chinkies: make quality /diy/ products that aren't simple to do in mass production

>>57518895
boku no pico is an anime so this is true
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I want to marry Anzu
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Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but since all these fucking chairs come from China, anyone have an Arozzi Verona Pro chair or a comparable leet gam3r espurts chair? They're the only chairs I can find in my area that are comfy and feel like they won't break/destroy my spine after a few months. I don't play games much but really I could give a shit about the looks. Do they hold up?
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will this catch on fire?

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIAA8X3SD7055
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>>57518986
sit in a beer crate like a real man
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>>57518994

>Xiaomi
no
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Does bunker anon have a blog or something? I want to follow his project
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>>57518994
No, but that thing is the ugliest leg fedora I've seen
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Got my BM-800 today from eBay for $13 shipped. It's Ohuhu branded but seems the same as all the other ones on /csg/

Interestingly, it came with a USB soundcard, which is complete shit and produces a high pitched buzzing no matter what USB port it's in
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wew lad
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>>57519086
He posts progress on /diy/, lurk there or check archives once in a while.
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>>57519120
>telling consumerism board to go on /diy/
please no
there's a reason /g/ and /v/ are a combination of two of the more hated boards when it comes to technology
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>>57518908
Don't we all
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>>57518994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hLAq5SRi2w
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>>57519110
another one bites the meme
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>>57519117
I refuse to believe this fat thing can actually fly
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I dropped my Xiaomeme powerbank from 6 inches. How long before I can expect a house fire?
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Is Bunkerbro showing up the greatest moment in /csg/ history?
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>>57519291

If there's no heat and no swelling you're good.
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Do the chinamen do anything for black friday? or was 11/11 the only big sales day this month?
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>>57519334
11.11 was a chinky scam, not a sale. They raised prices a week before the sale then dropped them to normal on 11.11. Everything is already going back to "sale" prices.
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>>57519321
bunkerbro is dead
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>>57519357
No he's not, look at previous thread.
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>>57519355
Yeah I know but there were a few "ok" deals like $1-2 off some things. Nothing spectacular or worth the hype of course
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>>57519369
Oh holyshit
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What did I get /csg/?
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>>57519440
useless shit
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>>57519355
aukey shit was not a scam... .paying 20 bucks for a car charger
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>>57519440
>>57519454
>>57519454
Pretty much. Small things for stockings.
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>>57518880
best chink whitening cream?
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>>57519598
shoe polish
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>>57519489
post cute feet and stockings
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>>57519489
How's the Totoro, thinking of getting it as a gift for a friend.
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>>57519489
link to the totoro
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Any cool chink car stuff? I setup a nice backup cam for 13 total. Need an air freshener badly.

>tfw you find the guy who owned your car before you drivers license and you realize why it smells like shit
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>>57519489
There's something wrong with Eevee's face.
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>>57519631
But i have no stockings :(

>>57519643
>>57519684
Its pretty nice for the money, I saw the same thing at a gift shop in the mall for $15.

http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_72323.html?wid=21
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>>57519266
I refuse to believe this fat thing can actually fly
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>>57519291
open it up and see if just the case was damaged or if the cells are fine
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>>57519812
nice photoshop
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>>57518880
guys one of my packages past the delivery time today and still hasn't arrived.
can I get a full refund for this?
ive never had it happen before
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>>57519835
it's real you tard, look it up
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I got a Neewer NW-58 instead of the Bowel Movement and am simply waiting on my 6.5 to 3.5mm adapter to actually use it. It's in storage til that arrives.

It was only about 11$ on ebay + 4% back in ebay bucks + 1% back from ebates.

(Protip: For some reason ebates gives you a rebate on most of these chink sites. Percentage varies and you can have it mailed to you or shoved in your paypal account. Downside is they might sell your data or something.)
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>>57519849
I think that's the joke senpai
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Does anyone have the 1.7 update for the ruizu x02 that they could link? When I try to download it on the website I get 404'd
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Someone said that they are still making the old version of these in addition to the new cards

anyone know how to get a hold of one of the old somakes
I want to try a cheap usb sound card to see if it makes my mic sound any less shit
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>>57512873
infographic anon here; you're right. the infographic wasn't meant to be as large as it is now (I initially wanted like 20 items, now its about 68, not including the items on my todo list) I fully believe that the infographic will be in better shape if it was redesigned onto a website, like logicalincrements.com. I chose an image format originally because... 4chan is an imageboard, but now my infographic is too large to actually upload to 4chan

>>57513326
the only suggestion I received was about creating the infographic in indesign instead of photoshop, the only reason why it was created in photoshop to begin with was because i was more familiar with it. I can't read every thread, if you really want me to see a message, you gotta drop in the discord or email me
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Just won a mouse for 0.65 USD on ebay.

Who here mass bidding on ebay to get chink shit at low prices?
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I wonder how bunker bro has all that money for that huge project.
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>>57520172
don't bother, even with the old somake the sound is pretty shit in comparison to a cheap Neewer phantom power off ebay.
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>>57520324
He told the story in the previous thread
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>>57520324
He worked a platform for a poker site and was given stocks. Shit blew up in 2006 and he cashed in.
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Chinked, I ordered $60 worth of crap because they had to refund a kingdian ssd, then bought a mixture of random shit including a dumbphone, and now they have sent the order without the phone in the shipping invoice... I hope it's in there.
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>>57520172
I bought this one off Aliexpress a a few weeks ago and someone here said it's an old somake

For what it's worth, I use a shitty new somake with my modmic and it works just fine
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>>57520334
>>57520335
Yea I just saw that, thanks. Lucky ass I wish I could do the same.
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>>57520352
They could decide to ship them separately (at their expense).
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$67AU 76%off

what do you lads think?

http://www.banggood.com/WLtoys-Q282G-5_8G-FPV-With-2_0MP-HD-Camera-6-Axis-RC-Hexacopter-Quadcopter-RTF-p-992822.html?rmmds=category
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>>57519716
Why?
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>>57520358
Maybe they're finally listening after the backlash
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>>57520375
Do you require a licence to fly in AUS?
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>>57520328
it seemed ok in comfy's video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E41I2wU74A
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>>57520406
dont think so, peeps always flying them and can buy them at almost any electronics or wallmart like shop
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>>57520406
Only for commercial and that's also if its over 2kg, its a hard permit to get from what I hear

For the public,no permits just no flying above 30m, above people, no night, or 5km within an airport and line of sight.

Not too sure about the fpv aspect, but I know people do it here
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>>57519966
Pls send help
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>>57520375
looks target kids aisle tier
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>>57520358
can you post the link to the one you bought please
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>>57520422
what happened to comfy? not seen him in the thread in a long time
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>>57519930
For the love of god, what is that???
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>>57520375
>six propellers
Daily reminder that buying a drone with more than two propellers is compensating for small dick.
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>>57520546
angry trolls chased him out with the rest of the youtube reviewers while blaming it all on a figment of their imagination/scapegoat called "the lithuanian"
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>>57520546
my money says he eloped to Lithuania
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>>57520614
>>57520625
Fuck off Lithu.
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>>57520649
don't hate so much man

soon he may not be around anymore

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/726544/Vladimir-Putin-Russia-Lithuania-war-citizens-briefed-strikes
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>tfw black and gold huawei ascend mate 7
Feels good having ordered the wrong colour screen
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>>57520714
Based Putan.
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hit me up with some 1-5€ tech stuff to buy
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>>57519598
>chink health products
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>>57520496
USB Sound Card 7.1 Channel 3D Audio Sound Card Mic Adapter 3.5mm Jack Stereo Headset For Win XP / 7 8 Android Linux for Mac OS
http://s.aliexpress.com/nUriiMNN
(from AliExpress Android)

Here you go senpai
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>>57520546
he started doing boring vintage videos about WWII radios and other things no one gives a fuck about. Unsubbed a while ago.
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>gearbest
>gaming pc components

anybody here make a chink desktop? I've never had a gaming pc before due to price. what ya'll think about me building a chinkmachine?
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I'm considering getting a xiaomi phone
What do I need to know?
I know I need to make sure that it supports the bands my carrier uses, anything else?
Do they come with google play?

If not, can I just sideload that without having to install a custom rom?
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Has anyone bought these? They have decent reviews online.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Venture-Electronic-VE-MONK/32417311324.html

I already have xiaomi IEMs, but I want something cheap for podcasts.
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>>57520849
desu you could probably get 15 minutes of efame if you did it
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>>57520887
these has been memed to dead here for half a month
yes
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>>57520859
Which phone are you buying? What carrier and country are you in? Where are you buying it from?

Yes, you can install the .Eu ROM to get Google Play.
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>>57520898
Xiaomi RedMi 3
Australia
Not actually for me so I don't know the carrier right now.

Mostly is there any whacky shit that needs to be done? Is a full ROM swap needed to get google play on or can it be done with a sideload?
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>>57520917
Why Redmi 3 when 4 is already out?
You need to flash the official global rom because you get a chinky buggy vendor rom when you buy it online.
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>>57520938
Maybe 4, it was literally just the first one I saw that I recognized in budget.
So flashing is a must. Cool.
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>>57520917
I've assumed you already checked the bands and you've found out whether it's compatible or not.

Not really. You could dirty flash over the stock ROM but I wouldn't do that. Plenty of guides online, YouTube and the MIUI forums.
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>>57520948
Redmi 4 Prime to be exact. not the regular R4 or R4A.

Yeah flashing is a must and it's a breeze.
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>>57520896
Thanks friend, just got back from krautland
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Is that a face that you can trust?
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>>57521010
ahegao thread? ahegao thread.
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>Its been almost 3 weeks since I ordered a RMN3P from geekbuying.com

Are these chinks just lazy as fuck?
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Why has the price of Le Max 2 increased by more than $20 in the past week?
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>>57521030
>3 weeks
THIS NIGGA
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>>57521030
>it's a anon finds out that geekbuying never have anything in stock episode
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>>57521034
Singles day (((sale)))
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>>57521061
But, why haven't they lowered it back to the regular price after the Singles Day?
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what meme could it be?
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>>57521051
>>57521045

Sorry guys I'm a newfriend on /csg/
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>>57521066
Too soon
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>>57521083
"Please Tread on Me" S&M Snake flag?
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>>57521106
Close enough, x200 for scale
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>>57521126
>redneck american motto
>made in china
10/10 life decision bud
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>>57521135
not even american,
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Any good microsd cards that I can trust?
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>>57521135
It's popular with Chinese /k/anons as it's the first unofficial USMC flag.
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Custom-flag-free-shipping/498202781.html

Give me ideas, lads
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>>57521161
chinkshit is like women
some can be really good to you but you cant ever trust them...any of them...ever
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>>57521176
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>>57521066
Some products are lower than before the sale now.
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>>57521188
who is this ho
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>>57521176
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>>57521192
helgalovekaty
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>>57521176
>any logo
the only choice
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>>57521176
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>>57521216
Don't.
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>>57521176
Mitu Battle Flag
"Logiciel sans frontiers" with RMS head
Alibaba Group Logo
Make Anime Great Again
Install Gentoo
Denko
Ahegao compilation
See You Space Cowboy
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>>57521030
im in the same boat man....sux
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>>57521176
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>>57520849
Do it. For the good of /csg/
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>>57520887
i got em but my ear holes are too small for them. sound okay though
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>>57521321
>ear holes are too small
That's why you stretch them with dem ear buds
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>>57521330
too small to get it in senpai. you're just too big

i mean, they're too big. almost my ear holes are different sizes so one side kinda works and the left side just sorta flops around
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>>57521176
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my waifu / stranger sitting beside me in coffee shop wants a chink DW like the one i just got for $4, anyone got a line on the 36mm ones? she wants a black/leather strap, are they universally shit?

anyone got a link to a decent leather strap i could replace it with?
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>>57521499
did you get her digits
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>>57521636
she's my waifu already so yea. just wanted to get inb4 "why you taking photos of random girls you don't know in a coffee shop with a $4 fake watch senpaiorino?"
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>>57521499
is that a thinkpad I see on the right?
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Is the randomizer curated or did I just get lucky?
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>>57521658
Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people.
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>>57521667
hell yes it is oniichan!

>>57521682
med.jpg
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>>57521681
>Chink shit randomizer

You tell me

You can submit your own memes.
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>>57521692
I bet you drove her away with those stickers, anon.
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>>57518880
I am starting to think that OP is secretly a chink shill. Negative news about chink stuffs never get posted.
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>>57521692
that cable at the back is the mPCIe cable from my EXP GDC egpu from goybest btw. It's technically not portable but i've taped up the hatch and wrapped the cable as you can see so i dont need to remove the mPCIe ever time i want to bring laptop outside

>>57521705
nah they're all nip shit related so i guess she likes it (even though the rare breed kanji is wrong as fuck kek)
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>>57519374
If you did all the coupon bullshit you could get up to 20 or 30 off 100+ things
>>57519334
11.11 is the chink black friday/cyber monday
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anybody got any hot opinions about the CUBE i10? my dad just got one, was thinking about picking one up for myself
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>>57521829
bruh you fucking have one, YOU give us your opinions

jeez

also cool dad buying his own chinkshit
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>>57521499
Holy fuck that looks hella gay.
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>>57521906
he's pretty protective of it but i had to help him find the dual boot option so i didnt get too close of a look at it

from the looks of it, it came with a lot of that preloaded social network stuff that requires chinese ID numbers. i'd like to try loading old games like Tiberian Sun on the win10 portion but idk if i could get it out of his sight for a while
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>>57521499
Link to the 4$ one? And the strap?
That's incredibly cheap. Does it actually work or do you just say it does then look at your smartphone for the time?
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>>57520194
>my infographic is too large to actually upload to 4chan
Then split it into two or more images and give the holy BM 800 its own image.
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>>57521999
It's been removed already. It was a blank face one. $3.60. included strap

It works and has kept the time for 6 hours since I set it.

When I was setting the time though the adjustment knob was extremely loose and sensitive so when j pushed it shut, it always went off by a minute or two
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My uncle got into his head that he should import shitty $20 smart watches and sell them for twice the price.
He's telling me to order them NOW.

I wish I had the guts to tell him that the smartwatch fad died like half a year ago.
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>>57522213
Just search ebay for "smart watch"
Click completed listings and show him the results
Most don't sell, some are even 5 dollars
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>>57520819
>4$ somake
>4$
>4
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>>57519860
w2c funny nonsensical chink shirts?
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I got a key holder, some female mini usb ports, and an external hdd enclosure
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>>57522347
The HDD enclosure seems to work. I can't test it because I don't have a hard drive to spare at the moment but I was able to test it with my old macbook hdd.
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>>57522354
Link to enclosure please.
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>>57522347

This key thing is pretty cool but I had to get a little creative to fit all the keys on my spare key chain. I put the center screw back in and my keys line up perfectly so they "snap" in and with the rubber gaskets, I can tighten it enough so that I can smoothly open it and it won't open on its own.

>>57522363
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ORICO-2-5-inch-Transparent-HDD-Case-USB3-0-to-Sata-3-0-Tool-Free-5/32730522156.html
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>>57522347
and the mini-usb ports are through hole and a lot easier to solder than the surface mount variants if you aren't soldering to a circuit board.
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Are the piston hybrids still the latest and greatest /csg/ meme?
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>>57522402
What the fuck am I looking at.
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>>57522402
i-is that cum??
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>>57522461
>>57522470
The globs of hot snot securing my plate mount switches to the plate and insulating any bare metal.
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>>57522444
The new ones, yeah http://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_566702.html
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>>57522347
How many keys can it hold?
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>>57521230
This. Do it anon
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What is the best action camera i can get for < $100? Needs to be at least 1080p 60fps. Also require a good amount of accessories. plan on using with a racing drone in future
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>>57522571
Between three and four depending on the size. If you don't mind them sticking out a wee bit, you can cram up to eight small keys in one. I was able to fit three smaller keys and my truck key on one side but I removed both of the plastic spacers and modified one so I could fit three small keys, one long key (barely sticking out), and one large key (big plastic head).

Before I added the large plastic head key, the four keys on one side fit perfectly without sticking out.
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>>57522621
1080p 60fps for less than $100, no. maybe 1080p 30fps
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>>57522621
I use the SJCAM SJ5000x Elite
$114.89
http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_243426.html?wid=21
>>
Should I get a beaglebone black or settle for an arduino?
The beaglebone is pretty pricey.
>>
>>57520714
i don't want to die yet /csg/ :(
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>>57522783
Have any projects in mind?
If not then go for an arduino.
>>
>>57522820
Yeah, actually, my uncle is an engineer and he was about to drop $100 000 on PLC hardware and software for the hi-tech brick factory he's been charged with building, but I told him that the functionality could be replicated with a $50 micro-controller and some embedded programming know-how.

We're not in europe, so we don't need to bother with any safety certificate shit, if it runs, it runs.

He threw some pocket money my way and basically said "prove it, kid".
So now I'm reading up on embedded programming.
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Chinkshit clone for this?
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>>57522850
You're gonna get people killed. Good luck.
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>>57522878
Nah, worst that could happen is I could fuck something up and destroy one of the $800 000 foundries used for brick burning.

If it works out, I'm gonna become a millionaire.
>>
>>57522850
if you're so certain about it, why not hire some pajeets to do it for you? you'd end up paying 10k tops
but i dont really think you can do that anyway
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>>57522888
>why not hire some pajeets to do it for you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25
I'd rather not.

But it's not like I'm about to build entire factory, I just need to present him with a proof of concept. If I convince him, we'll hire some people and get it done for a fraction of the price those cunts at siemens ask.
>>
>>57522914
But those Siemens engineers need to earn their Mercedes Benz's somehow.
>>
>>57522783
Intel Edison from dfrobots
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>>57522970
It's fucking ridiculous how much they ask for what's basically a bunch of old, underpowered microcontrollers straight from the 90s and their "programming software" that looks like Delphi and Scratch had a retarded baby.
>>
>>57523012
perhaps, but you're paying for the experience and the guarantee, not for the controllers themselves

its like wanting to buy a painting by picasso for 200$ because anyway thats more than the materials it took him, i mean shit try to make it yourself (even to copy it) and it won't be as good
>>
>>57523024
I guess their guarantees are good, but not $100 000 good when they're offering them to a bunch of third world poorfags like us.

Rather have a third production line and increase production by 30% for that money.
>>
>>57519321
Going through all the hassle of building a bunker and then giving the Chinks your location for some chinkshit
>>
>>57523038
It's not like the Chinks reserve a nuke for him specifically.
>>
>>57518880
Who draws these?
>>
>>57522621
I had the same requirements and went with the Firefly 6S because it's a bit lighter than most similarly-specced action cameras due to the lack of an LCD viewfinder on the back.
>>
>>57523056
>buying /csg/ housefires
>putting it in a bunker

We've all got them on us at all times, it's just a matter of time before everything burns.
>>
>>57523037
What will the controllers be doing?
>>
>>57523167
control
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>>57523167
Timing the conveyor belts and controlling the furnace temperatures.

Brick making is a rather simple, linear process. Clay comes from one end, gets extruded into blocks, cut into brick sized chunks by wires, sits around for a bit to dry, then gets burned in a furnace and a brick comes out in the end.
>>
>>57522863
BM-800 with a somake™ 7.1 sound card
>>
>>57522716
That's not true
>>
>>57522765
What do you think about 3+ blade props anon, you tried them?
>>
>>57523183
Do it on a Raspberry Pi and enjoy the endless free publicity from tech hipsters.
>>
Posting again, does anyone have the 1.7 update for the ruizu x02 that they could link? When I try to download it on the website I get 404'd
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>>57523307
Tried the 3's. A bit OP while I'm still learning. Still want to try 4's just because they look sick.
>>
>>57517097
How much were those and where'd you get them from?
>>
>>57522354
>The HDD enclosure seems to work
Orico is legit
>>
>geekbuying takes 12 days of payment processing to email me and say the redmi 3 note pro is out of stock and asks if I want a different model.

Fuck this ching chong shit.
>>
>>57523510
PAYPAL
REFUND
E
F
U
N
D

This fucks them hard, tell them you will go that way if you don't get the model you ordered or a full refund, be sure to also tell them you will leave negative feedback
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>using aliexpress
for what reasoning
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>>57523766
Face shit for my wife - hopefully it's not chinky acid.
>>
>>57523783
Do you hate your wife? Enjoy face cancer
>>
>>57523783
>>Enjoy that Chinaman's Spunk
>>
>>57519598
>>57523783
Korea is way better for (facial) skin products

Check out RoseRoseShop for example
>>
>>57523794
This

>>57523783
Are you fucking stupid?
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>>57523766
>>57523783
Glass hammer for my car.
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>>57523815
Japan/Europe is best.
Korea is meh
China is hit n' miss (Sometimes you get the best, sometimes you get shit on your face)
>>
>>57523794
>>57523806
>>57523815
>>57523823
She wanted some - some makeup cunt on Youtube suggested it.
From what I understand it's basically just charcoal powder and PVA glue - pulls shit out of your pores.
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>>57523835
sure
>>
>started receiving phone calls from international advertising companies
have I made a mistake providing my number?
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>>57523835
>it's basically just charcoal powder and PVA glue - pulls shit out of your pores

>tfw just intelligent enough to be your wife
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>>57523835
Korea and Japan make good skincare products, spending a little extra is worth it here since the products last for several months.

The "beauty guru" on Youtube was probably sent that chink shit for free for a positive review and a shoutout. Desperate chinks do it all the time if you have 1+ subs.
>>
>>57523835
>Sounds better than that fucking overpriced Manuka Honey

Tell us in a week whether it works, desu
>>
>>57518994

Xiaomi products are top quality. They sell those here in Finland and I see many guys driving to work on them.
>>
>>57523824
I have always wanted to see how they break the glass. Can you make a video of it?
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>>57523783
>Buying chink health products
>>57523835
Not even once man.
>>
>>57523874
nice shill Chang
>>
>>57523874
I have never seen one, I live in Oulu where do you? And where do they sell those?
>>
>>57518994
>Maximum Load 187 lbs
>I'm 190 lbs
Fuck...
>>
>>57523854
>>57523858
>>57523881
Guys, it's literally just adhesive and charcoal powder.
Plus, we've already bought sex toys off Ali, so we're half Russian already (that's how it works, right?)

>>57523878
It has a hard tip on it, generally made from a manufactured gem off cut or a tiny industrial diamond.
They shatter glass REALLY easily, but so does the ceramic off of a spark plug.
>>
>>57523904
I'm from Turku, you can buy it in several big stores, just look around.
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got the white zircons, they look gay as fuck senpai :(
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>>57523938
>they look gay as fuck senpai
Just as intended, I take it?
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>>57523938
They're perfect for you then
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>>57523923
Alright, just keep us posted man.
>>
>Self-balancing scooter was first manufactured in China
Fucking yelllow jews
>>
Bank blocked my card when trying to buy on aliexpress. Anyone had the same happen to them?
>>57518548
Or the large "DE".
>>57518668
Buy from polo-shirts.co.uk, £2 for a t-shirt. £5 shipping to europe.
>>
Ok, ordered some arduino and atmega controllers and shit.
Hope they don't fucking send it to the netherlands and back again like last time.
>>
>>57523815
More Korean makeup sellers? My gf is crazy about korean branded makeups. Any other places to check them out?
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>>57523951
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>>57523973
Yes, had the same happen to me. I'm British, using Santander. If you've phoned them and sorted the issue out they'll most likely whitelist most chink shit.
>>
>>57523915
Stop shovelling Big Macs down your gullet for about a week and you'll be fine.
>>
>>57523996
Could be worse. My latest batch from Bangood all went via the Seychelles. One package has just been sat there sunning itself since 22 October now.
>>
>>57524202
i didnt even know that place existed, some african man is using your ATEs now
>>
>>57523954
sounds really flat, I guess it would be okay for vidya.
>>
>>57524202
WE
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>>57516456
Where did you get that stand for the lamp? I can find some on ali but they're over 50$.
>>
>>57523923
>but so does the ceramic off of a spark plug.

The hammer provides more mechanical advantage and keeps your hand less close to shattering glass though, as well as being bright fucking orange so in the emergency where you'd need it you're not digging around your glove box for a spark plug.
>>
>>57524433
You crack the ceramic off the spark plug and throw it at the window.
>>
>>57524364
It looks like it's just 2 pieces of wood with holes cut through one and the whole thing stained & finished.
>>
>>57524451
In an emergency inside a car it's much easier to smash it with a hammer.
>>
>>57523884
nice chang Shill
>>
Any tips for a cheap but good mech keyboard?
>>
any tip on buying on gearbest ?
>>
>>57524550
Ready to get chinked, and use Paypal instead of credit cards
>>
>>57524496
read the infographic
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>>57524188
Sweden here. I did phone them, they said it wasn't blocked. Contacted customer support, they haven't replied yet.
>>57524496
How cheap? Lingbao Jiguanshi is $30, but it's not very good. Infographic anon has some in his infographic.
>>
>>57524587
>>57524599
k, thanks, I didn't visit this general for a while and didn't know we've got an infographic now
>>
So when they state something will arrive in 30 days, do they really mean that or is that just the absolute earliest it will arrive?
>>
>>57524615
Usually things take 2-3 weeks. 30 days tends to be the upper limit, you can file a complaint if it goes above that. On Aliexpress it's usually 45 days iirc.
>>
>>57524640
Makes sense, thanks.
>>
>>57524640
>On Aliexpress it's usually 45 days iirc.
Depends on the seller really, aswell as the size of the package.

I've had things arrive in a week, sometimes took 2 months.
>>
>>57524487
nice ching Chang
>>
>>57524496
magicforce 68 with black switches is goat, can recommend
>>
>>57524653
Bend her over profit
>>
>>57524653
go to a psychologist
>>
>>57524668
>Fkeyless
FAGGOT

I can understand no numpad, since you can buy a separate numpad and place it on the left where ti belongs, but no function keys is degenerate and haram.
>>
>>57524736
Deus Vult Achmed.
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>>57524736
get with the fucking times, you can put the numpad wherever you want
>inb4 fucking normies using right-sided numpads
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Is this normal? All my other orders (save one) have been shipped.

Am I spoiled by the other sellers who ship the same day?
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Gold and pink back in stock

Here's a really good deal on the UiiSii HM7 earphones, you can get two cheaper than the regular price of one. You get $5 off on orders over $11 (pick two different colours) and there's a $2 off $6 coupon you can buy for 100 coins on the aliexpress app that stacks on top. So all in all you get two for $4.20.

Link for earphones
http://s.aliexpress.com/r2qmimE3

Audiobudget.com review on these:
https://audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=UiiSii&id=HM7

Head-Fi review:
http://www.head-fi.org/products/headphones-uiisii-hm7-earphones-with-in-ear-and-noise-isolating-for-iphone-ipod-ipad-mp3-players-samsung-galaxy-nokia-htc-nexus-blackberry-etc-with-microphone-and-remote-space-gray/reviews/15157
>>
>>57524668
>magicforce 68
costs as much as Xiaomi
>>
What chink shit does she use?
>>
>>57524844
No it doesn't, check Amazon. It's more expensive on Ali for some reason.
>>
anyone here asked by gb to post reviews online in exchange of points? how did you manage to post on productreview.com.au?
the fuckin strayas ask for a proof of purchase, the review stays a day on "pending" and then changes the status to "not published"...
already tried three times, they don't even say what's the problem. fuck.
>>
>>57522850
PLCs are used instead of microcontrollers for a reason.

They're much, MUCH more reliable than microcontrollers. Sure the functionality can be replicated easily in a Microcontroller, but the reliability cannot.
>>
>>57518880
Just ordered a GPD Win from Gearbest, the seller advised me against using DHL as I'd get taxed upon it's arrival in the UK, switched to flat rate "10-25 days" instead, never ordered expensive chink shit, were they right?
>>
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>>57524736
what is this you fucking autist
>>
>>57524912
Literally caps lock 2.0.
Invented by laptop manufacturers for their shitty layouts.

>wanting to have laptop functionality on a desktop keyboard
lmao
>>
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>>57524822
ordered some as spare headsets, thanks
>>
>>57524882
I think you've drank too much of the siemens kool-aid.
The "reliability" and "safety" standards were invented and proposed BY siemens to keep other players out of the game.
>>
>>57524935
I'm using it with a shitty laptop tho
Why would I want to carry a full sized keyboard?
>>
>>57521815
This. The whole point of the "sale" was to get coupons by the massess. Then you can use those icons and get normal priced goods for a few dollars off and etc.
>>
>>57522254
the internals are much better than the new generic ones
>>
Any ideas for an xmas gift for 10 years old brother?
>>
>>57524965
you're only right because you probably live in a 3rd world shithole where if you get some poor chap killed, you have a team of lawyers and he doesnt
in the good world, these standards actually matter
>>
>>57524804
Just bought something from Xiaomi, took 3 days to have it shipped.

They've been late since the sale it seems.
>>
>>57524979
Because it's comfy.
>>
>>57525017
Sure, enjoy your $40000 ladder logic "programming" software and proprietary, closed source hardware that nobody but siemens can sell, fix or replace.

My factory will be open-source and Free as in Freedom.
>>
>>57525010
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Take-A-Seat/32766029274.html
>>
>>57525019
OK, as long as they didn't forget.

I ordered this on 11.11 actually and chose the DHL expedited shipping.
>>
>>57525010
Chink legos, Lepin and Decool make some nice kits
>>
>>57525070
top kek
>>57525081
will check, thanks
>>
>>57525081
>Chink legos
enjoy your foot cancer
>>
>>57524822
but some anon earlier said that uiisii earphones suck
>>
>>57525070
nice feet. moar??
>>
>>57525111
meh, at the price i'll take a gamble, i need some throwaway headphones anyway
>>
>>57525104
You'd be the best brother of all time.
>>
>>57523915
seems like they can take more though

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMP3poOAV_7/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKpi5UycHQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zn7XxsHTnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFIkIr0FxSg
>>
>>57524986
>coupons by the massess
Not really. The "good" coupons were obtainable only for big orders. Or if you grinded their mobile app for days in a row and you've got that $5 coupon. Or by seller mistake, like that $19 coupon. Most of you observed personally or on chnprice that the prices were increased to prepare for 11.11.
I know that this is /csg/ and every penny matters, but still it makes you wonder what was with this over-hyped and full of shit 11.11 """sale""".
>>
>>57523954
how did you get an old somake?
>>
>>57524856
wig and makeup
with a lot of chinky software filters
>>
>>57524653
>T. Jace Valentine
>>
>>57525230
>The "good" coupons were obtainable only for big orders.
so what, who cares whether a small item is $2 or $1.80
but $20 off a $200 order is a nice discount well worth spending a few minutes coupon hunting
>>
>>57525368
$20 off a $200 is okay, but that's not what happened.
it was more like $20 off products that now costs $200 but a few weeks before were $181.
>so what
gl in the real world kid
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>>57525368
then you still spent $180 that you probably weren't going to, on stuff you don't need

and now i'm sure you'll come to justify why you "need" everything you bought

but i'm not trying to demonize you or anything
consumerism is the only thing keeping our economy together and we all should do our part
>>
>>57525247
Its a new new one. It looks completly different then the ones shown in comfys videos. I bought it in October.
>>
>>57525524
link please oppa?
>>
making new thread brb
>>
>>57525547
http://www.gearbest.com/cables-connectors/pp_51948.html
>>
>>57525547
>oppa
kys
>>
>>57521216
>>57521243
do it anon.
>>
>>57524653
Buy her many chink shit every month and test the waters.
If it still doesn't work after a year, buy her a chink solitaire ring and when you are giving it to her whisper:
"Sis, may I chink you?"
>>
>>57525477
>it was more like $20 off products that now costs $200 but a few weeks before were $181
not true more like $180 hiked up to $200 a few weeks ago then reduced to $180 again on 11.11. and with coupons it was $160

>>57525477
>gl in the real world kid
topkek, living in the real world and having a real job means that spending extra time to save less than a dollar is just not worth it,
only neets and pajeets would care about that

>>57525482
oh I sure didn't need it but I still would have bought it without the discount
>>
>>57524653
>>>/r9k/ is that way
>>
>>57519110
Returning mine from Amazon, those mics are shit even with phantom power.
>>
NEW THREAD

>>57525727
>>57525727
>>57525727
>>57525727
>>57525727
>>57525727
>>
>>57525729
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me and my BM 800, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Youtube viral marketing and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Head-Fi forums, and I have over 300 confirmed Teamspeak servers. I am trained in XLR cable management and I'm the top radio show host in the entire /csg/ Discord. You are nothing to me but just another child. I will molest you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet on a USB mic with the gain turned up? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of microphones across Scotland and your soundstage is being mapped right now so you better prepare for the full 48V phantom power, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Blue Yeti. You're fucking dead sexy, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my new model Somake with 0 ohm resistors. Not only am I extensively trained in crying to the admins to get my permaban overturned, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Gearbest $0.99 And Below Section and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent subject to a three week delay for shipping, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit referral links all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>
>>57523954
Phantom power that shit. Sounds really flat with the somake
>>
>>57525729
inb4 he thinks the Somake is phantom power
>>
>>57524804
out of 40-50 orders so far, some have taken 2-3 days to ship
one never shipped and was refunded automatically
>>
>>57524653
Buy her chink dildos
>>
>>57523371
link to the components of the small quad ?
looks fun
>>
How is the kingdian ssd? Is it trash?
>>
>>57525893
theyre good
people have had em for a while and they havent died

speeds are average but for the price there isnt really much competition other than ultra no name suspicious chink shit
>>
Are the Ulefone Power or the Oukitel 6000 pro any good? I want a big battery but don't want to sacrifice too much quality
>>
>>57526568
Power is nice enough once it's de-chinked. I'm pretty sure if I went full powersave I could make it last a working week without a charge.
>>
>>57522663
>not blurring your keys
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