/g/ humour

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>>57309203

>>57309203

I thought you kids were supposed to be good at computers.

>>>57283701

>>57309203
This joke is so fucking normie, fuck off.

Real /g/ humor would not be understood by not tech savyy people.

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>>57310266
>le sekrit club humor xD
Is this more of your liking, nerd?

>>57309203
That spider has some sexy ass eyes

>>57310329
No, only cucks prefer alsa standalone rather than PulseAudio

>>57310467
It's humour that is not understood 'by not tech savyy people', what more do you want?

>>57310467
i use both mothafuckaaaaa

>>57310079
Kek

>>57310490
that's why I specified "alsa standalone", you illiterate piece of shit, go back to /b/

>>57310510
You must be really popular and fun to talk to

>>57310537
do you think I'd waste my time on imageboards all day long if I really was?

>>57310585
Got me

>>57310585
proven*

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>>57310638
Proven what?

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>>57309203
Related.

>>57310675
"has proven to be effective"

if you want to use "proved", say
"has proved effective"

Fuck, I didn't even get this >>57309203 until I saw this >>57310676

>>57310719
You're the kind of kid that got beaten up after lessons, weren't you?
Who cares, we're not in school here, nerd.

>>57310728
Obviously not enough nudity.

>>57310543
if it wasnt for the text on the jobs image, it whould have been kinda funny.

>>57310718
Kek

>>57310775
>more than one point on the y-axis at any time
Do you even line?

>>57310748
>You're the kind of kid that got beaten up after lessons, weren't you?
that only happens in movies, afaik

>>57310811
i thought it worked the exact opposite

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>>57310811
https://www.dice.com/jobs?q=linux&l=

>>57310858
>having literal autism

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>>57310810
>24,8GiB
>Mother of pepe

>>57310869
Better than having literal denial.

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>>57310918
look up what thread this is friendo

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>>57310973
he's right
AMD is poorfag trash

>>57311037
kek

>>57311164
I fucking hate this shit
>mobile website doesn't have the same features as the desktop version
>forcing desktop mode doesn't work for some reason
>the app lacks even more features than the mobile website

>>57311179
>crash reporting
>botnet
kek

>>57311181
don't forget
>slow as fuck
>screen doesn't scroll down and when it does it's at the bottom of the page from when you tried to scroll it
>popup ads that never close

>>57311314
wtf, I thought david just gonna fuck that chick while fat sshs into his server

>>57311381
Not even in /g/'s wildest dreams

>>57311093
This is fucking great

>>57309271
>loop space bus
haha

>>57311593
its universal not loop

>>57311020
>no cvc

>>57311125
That piece of shit fucked my partition.

>>57310807
i think that that is part of the joke, dramatic effect

>>57310543
This is shoeonhead you nonce, it's a troll pic

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>>57311725

>>57310467
>preferring pötterings software
>calling others cucks

if irony could fuel rockets, you could reach sirius in 4 minutes flat.

>>57311699
>save $50

>>57310079
I'm buying it desu
https://youtu.be/QoI4jvsM358

>>57310989
His reply had nothing to do with the OP.

>>57311699
>Free shipping

>>57310748
No you fucking underage idiot. If you're using a language then use it properly along with correct constructs. The fact that other person can understand it regardless of errors is not an excuse to be making them. Dumb fuck.

>>57311668
Those fries are cancer tier.
The burger is disgusting too.

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>>57311699
their new online store doesn't let you get anywhere close to that price :(

this is the best i could do..

>>57312226

maxing out a dell precision workstation goes up to like 55k i think

>>57309203

>Jokes that only web developers understand

So this is how comments work?

>>57310150
Always gets me.

>>57312101
Fuck off retart.

>>57311262
>>57311668
Triggered.

>>57313023
Oh no, a webcam broke

>>57313023
>I don't know how to manage cables
Thinks like Dell/HP all in ones exist too.

>>57313023
Somebody needs to update this for a Thinkpad and a Macbook Pro

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>>57313312

>>57311626
It would take ten fucking seconds to find it

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>>57311182

>>57313173
A E S T H E T I C

>>57310996
Audibly kek'd

>>57311019
t. butthurt redditor

>>57310543
well, every single technology in the iPhone hardware was researched in the state sector and not apple, so...

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>>57311600

>Universal
>Picture of a galaxy

Try using this as the background instead.

>>57310807
>tfw ISIS discovers time travel

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>>57313173
It's not real though

>>57312431

Yes that's because the Mac Pro caps at 64GB of RAM, while 64 is the base option for the Dell but it goes all the way to 1 fucking TB.

That's 16 sticks of 64GB per stick, and those high capacity sticks are like $4000 each

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>>57313824
>tfw fell for the 1TB of RAM meme

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>>57310543
Here, I fixed your image so it's funny now.

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>>57313549

>>57311668
Why do people buy such disgusting garbage. At least the food looks ok.

>>57311699
My PC almost matches this is specs and only costs $5,000 (including monitor and peripherals).

>>57313986
Why

>>57313986
Yeah but is your PC a cylinder?

>>57314037
yes

>>57314024
Because I wanted a machine that could max out any video game at 4k at stay at 60fps. So I got a 5930k, 2 980tis, and a 40 inch 4k monitor, among other things.
>>57314037
No, but your dildo is.

>>57314089
>2 980tis
I'm so, so sorry.

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>>57310730

Wow so many funny images, can I save some? eeksdeeeehh

>>57314099
Why? Metro Last Light runs at 4k 60fps on high settings and max SSAA. Its so crisp

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just fuck my shit up

>>57311314
I don't get it, the joke is that iphone is much better because you can do the same thing as others without the work?

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>>57311668
fake computer for fake food

If I wanted humor id ask for your max uptime

>>57314633
What's uptime?

>>57314505
owned by fake people

>>57314674
What's updog?

>>57311668
I remember that picture

>>57313975
Underrated

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>>57311782
I wonder if you can call them up and ask if they can remove the free shipping and pay for it yourself.

>>57315298
Christ man

>>57310628
Humor, not gore.

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>>57312431

>>57314145
a shame, you seemed an honest man.

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nobody ruined the thread with those watermarked pics? fucking redditors...

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>>57310989
i wish i could find this mudslimes original video and comment about amd doing the same shit as nvidia

>>57313636
ZERO
SELF
AWARENESS

>>57315985
shit i can relate to this. especially the wifi one and the linux one

>>57311668
lost

>>57313311
That's pretty ballsy, good thing they can't read English, or that Anon would literally and unironically be crucified (maybe stoned to death if he's unlucky).

>>57311093
what the fuck

>>57310814
except inner city (black) schools

>>57310687
Chaika the cutest.

>>57316881
do you go to one?

>>57313986
>>57314089
cool story bro. please stay on /v/

>>57311816
Check the "amp meter" the second time he plugs it in.

>>57317089
just search kid beaten up inner city school on youtube

>>57317213
so no?

>>57313518
is it supposed to make me lag?

>>57317246
the joke is that iphones have no builtin webm support.

>>57311816
>in a world where everyone seems more and more pressed for time, our demo is under 90 seconds
>6 minute video, 2 minutes until he gets to the demo

>>57317185
lol

>>57311019
>implying

>>57310150
Rename it to ATM Machine

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>>57312101
>no comma after "no"
Reaction image by Georges Biard [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

>>57310972
I never understood how people can support free as in free software and not be anti capitalist.

>>57318466
If I buy a software license that copy of the software should be mine to do with as I please. With most proprietary software a license is treated as giving me the right to use the software while even the copy on my local machine belongs to the company I "bought" it from.

>>57310972
>pic
forgiveable because not many people know what communism/socialism actually is

>>57317452
>Up to 10% or more

>>57318553
Don't like it? Don't buy it.

>>57318867
Are you saying people shouldn't be allowed to voice their opinions? Because that's what it sounds like you're saying, cuck.

>>57310628
Jesus christ, dude...

>>57313518
My cpu usage spiked after opening this for some reason.

Can anyone post the picture of the "sys admin" smiling like an idiot?

>>57311816
>>57317185
>>57317452
>>57318815
Cat shit compared to Password Minder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcjViYTDk-A

>it's a notebook

>>57310675
You laugh but this is a great way to maximize the amount of distance you make the for effort you make.

>>57310941
>every .conf and .rc file

I feel like such a book would actually be a lot more useful than any fucking """"""Learning""""""" Linux book out there.

>>57319086
It'd be helpful, but I'm pretty sure the locations are different for each OS and package manager.

>>57319032
filename

>>57319194
oh sorry.

Well it was still exhilarating to post that.

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>>57319045
>tfw I actually use this

>>57311056
I always laugh when he's going through the scanners.

>>57319048
still it's so dorky that dudes on recumbent bikes will be making fun of you.

>>57311093
Metal af

>>57311262
Exactly how am I supposed to scan this?

>>57318466
Because the two are not mutually exclusive? Free software exists as competition to proprietary software.

>>57312127
Hey, don't be hating on 5 Guys.

>>57311093
Poetry

>>57313711
>no global warming means no pollution
I mean, Trump's talking shit but c'mon.

>>57313023
Seriously though, a few zip-ties would fix that mess that would normally be hidden behind a desk anyway.

>>57313518
Yes. Yes it does.

>>57318951
Yeah, wth?

>>57310628
this isn't a rekt thread

>>57311112
imagine what an engineer could actually do with a ganooo/car

>>57316628
jesus christ. why would anyone allow this

>>57310719
Thank you, that post is important for me.

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>>57313023
>>57313109

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Applefags will defend this.

>>57311668
hate for apple aside, that person should have more respect for his shit

>>57310687
nicest dhcp server ever goin around offering random IPs to clients

>>57310899
you may laugh but I'll probably buy that

>>57314582
>Think *Different*
LMAO

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Mandatory

>>57313677
>sucking the cock of the Church of Science so much that you think they some how have an accurate ``picture'' of the entire universe considering the amount of time it takes light to travel from just the furthest star in our _own_ galaxy

>>57314582
didn't know this was a cringe thread

>>57319832
got me

>>57319898
keekekekek

>>57319045
I repair computers and help geriatrics with their tech issues for a living. A lot of them legit have books like this where they keep their various passwords written down. They usually don't know them without looking, and a decent amount of the time they don't know them at all. I've had to help multiple elders create new email accounts because they can't access their old one and don't know the security questions. It kills me a little more inside every time one comes in

>>57320271
nothing wrong with that, I often write down my passwords in notebooks

>>57319912
unpasswordedwifi.gif

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>>57311019
If you agree with any of this or took any of it seriously, lurk moar

>>57318466
software is not scarce, therefore not a good, therefore not applicable to the free market

>>57319984

>American education

>>57319898
https://youtu.be/FJNnLSjupsA

>>57319983
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57315298
jeez...

>>57319846
This is very much /g/ humour. I don't think anyone else would get it

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>>57309203

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>>57319984

>>57310687
CHAIKA ON THE /g/ THREAD

>>57313897
trash.jpg

>>57311631
well its a piece of shit game.
it's the second "memes of singularity", the only game for AMD GPU customers and fans.

It's like a PS3 game, but for AMD owners.

>>57319306
tear it down

>>57311647
wow, thats like a minefield...
an impatient, truly autistic person using Arch?!

maaan...

>>57312431
>>57313824
also you get some top tier Xeon in a Dell.
on-site replacement or service IN HOURS.
redundant hardware.

so yeah... it's just like 10x better, for half the price.
WHO WOULD BUY THAT?

>>57316628
lol

>>57319655
testing purposes.
even though they build it with all config, random is also important.

most people who use "fresh kernel" configure it by hand, so it must compile in any configuration.

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>>57319983

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>>57319873

>>57315960
And all the fears you hold so dear

>>57309257
Fuck me how did I lose to this

>>57311019

>projecting this hard

>>57319935

I have to try this IRL

>>57319306
>what is panoramic photo

>>57313173
>Powered with coal

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I was browsing my pics recently and saw this

Had a hearty kek

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>>57323117
fixed it for you

>>57314420
The joke is that this isn't true

>>57310564
>9gag

>>57311816
to be fair it could be a capacitor used to correct power factor ( which is why he's using a motor instead of a resistive load)
it would also smooth out harmonics which technically cause emf, but who tf cares?

However, for home use they normally charge you by the KW instead of KVA so it doesnt matter, the wasted energy wont cost you anything.

>>57323221
Noice!

>>57319846
Kek

>>57319923
Thats it i'm with her now ;^)

>>57315455
Maddox! Man haven't been there in years, wonder how often he updates these days?

>>57310748
>preferring passive grammar

Top cuck

>>57309257
lost

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>>57310266
>>57310329
>Real /g/ humor would not be understood by not tech savyy people

GOTCHA SENPAI!

>>57310719
>"has proved effective"

t. illiterate pleb

>>57310899
>>57319943
KEK I'D DEFO SUB TO THAT

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>>57310858
>>57310869
loonix cucks BTFO

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>>57311093

>>57311181
>>57311193
THE IPHONE IS TO BLAME FOR PHONEFAGGOTRY

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>>57311381
>

>>57325375
Fuck you

>>57325375
>>57325897
LMAO HE CRASHED

>>57319629
That car was made by topgear you mong

>>57325924
>1 tab crashed
>reload
Oh wow

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>>57313518
>>57318951
>>57319401
HOW CAN THE CONSTANT LOOPING FUCK THE CPU?

>>57316184
TAKING
BAIT
THIS
HARD

>>57326267
delete this, nobody needs to be reminded of that.

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>>57310730
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>>57326705

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>>57326751

>>57326705
>when you let women manage your facebook account

>>57318466
>I never understood how people can support free as in free software and not be anti capitalist.

Because they're not mutually exclusive

>>57325375
Nautilus, in its utter retardation, crashes when trying to create a thumbnail for this.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REPOST IT

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>>57326979
That's pretty good

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>>57326765

>>57319822
That millitary guy looks like Jim whatshisfacetheactor.

>>57319984
It was mapped using the Universal Background Noise

>>57319720
This is the first thing I thought of when the Surface Studio was unveiled.

>>57325968
YOU
WERE
ONLY
PRETENDING

>>57310748
>Got beaten
>not were beaten
terrible

>>57322795
Occam's Razor works on humor as well

>>57310941
kek

>which are SO BLOATED with things like "thunar" and "the gnu coreutils"

>>57310996
>hahaha le mac is gay

Linux >> Mac >>> Windows

>>57311631
>>57321271
I can't tell if he was talking about Doom or Opera 32bit

>>57319846
i dont get it

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>>57313518
>tfw browsing on desktop
>tfw have browser on iOS that can play WebMs natively

>>57313824
>not even having 3TB of ram
what are you a fucking casual?

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>>57310718

>>57319898
got me

>>57310079
Actually this may be legit.

Provided that your electricity provider is using multiple modes for their electricity meters. One can build a magical device that sends the fare changing signal to the electricity meter over the AC, just like the provider does.

>>57310989
>>57310973

BUT HE NEVER ANSWERED WHETHER MODEN/ROUTER COMBO'S ARE MEMES OR NOT

ARE THEEEEEY?

>>57311164
Dont forget the ads

>>57310811
>changed "GNU/Linux" on my resume to "UNIX-based"
>mfw stated getting calls for interviews