Microsoft event starts in an hour and a half. lets get some bants , what do you expect? new microsoft surface again and have a cool "one last thing" like last year?
>>57245422
Who cares about Microsoft? Didn't they go broke last year?
What's was mycro soft
>>57245422
>a cool "one last thing"
Probably not. My guess is only Surface 4 or no new device
Surface all-in-one PC. Book it.
>>57246302
All in one pc is rumoured
>>57245422
Expansion of the botnet
More hololense shit
>one last thing
[spoiler]windows phone is dead ;^)[/spoiler]
>>57246346
>yfw hololen waifu simulator with Touko
>>57246356
Given that I just committed to buying a Pixel, I fully expect them to announce a 10/10 GOAT Surface Phone.
How much longer?
>>57246398
A few minutes at most.
>>57246398
Starts at 10am EST
>>57246398
few minutes
Live stream link:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/octoberevent/microsoft-live-event
>>57246410
is there a good youtube link
>>57246382
I wish they would but I'm seriously doubtful.
>post what you want to see in a Surface phone
HABBEDNG
Starting.
>>57246421
>>57246382
>surface phone
The laptop is called Surface because of the unique kickstand which requires you to place it on top of a flat surface.
A surface PHONE would make little sense.
Thinkpad
POST A LINK
HAPPENING. HOW CAN APPLE COMPETE TOMORROW
literally who cares
http://news.microsoft.com/microsoft-event-2016/#2Ezje2dEX13dMFI8.97
Live stream here
>>57246421
Better first party software and Cortana integration, muh specs, etc.
>>57246439
I like this bait.
lmao crippled avatars
>>57246356
I'm running the comfiest start screen ever. Find a flaw
>>57246473
NO BULLY
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>>57246457
0 USB PORTS
>>57245422
>No Sticky
Mods being applefags as usual
>billion people who use windows
hmmm
POO
SIEEF MY SON
>only Surface Pros on the table
They don't even use Surface Books
>>57246492
All the poos desu.
POOJEETS
POO IN LOOS
>tfw watching on Xbox One
literally pajeet xDDD
Thank you for ruining Windows Sieef
link for mpv?
Windows 10 cure cancer how can other OS can even compete
>>57246421
"We made an android emulator in win10 mobile. All Android apps are now compatible with pour phones"
REACHED OUT ON LINKEDIN
ON
holy shit did anyone else get ear raped by that loud sound? not sure how to explain it, its like a loud screech
It's my fap machine.
>>57246537
just an audio glitch senpai. pretty common
>>57246537
Only in last year event
>>57245422
>>57246543
>fapping at your kitchen table
>secure your identity
Kek, for the NSA?
>>57246478
You're an emotionally unbalanced weeb for one
>>57246537
>listening at a high enough colume that it hurts your ears
enjoy being deaf in 3 years
>>57245422
They are gonna bring back the Zune and imma cry cause I got a fiio
NO APOSTROPHE
NO APOSTROPHE
Fucking to much innovation bro
>>57246585
Plural, not possessive.
This thread is moving so fast nobody knows I use windows 10 and like it.
>Creators update
How about you fags "create" a way to make Windows not be a giant piece of shit.
"Best 4K gaming"
that fucking meme xD
>Minecraft
POOJEET PLS
Office for Minecraft confirmed
>minecon
Damn. That must be kid hell
his penis is erect
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P E N I S
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> That corny, cliche background music
>Windows 10 has 3D
How can anyone else even compete?
>this screentearing on the stream
fuck 3D, I want my eyes intact
qt
Would you fuck her /g/?
Do they release a 3d printer at this event?
GNU infiltrating Microsoft!
Race war now
>>57246646
I'd fire her
>>57246637
Maybe in 15 years we'll get 3D mode in GIMP
Get to the damn point, I understand 3D and creativity are important.
>>57246616
You don't even fucking know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_2ROQMeAGg
oh my fuck the amount of obnoxious hipster feel-good videos is too big
>women and minorities only
ah yes
3D PIG DISGUSTING
applel should just buy micropoo desu
like giant toolbars
STICKY&MEGATHREAD MODS
>>57246668
We Wuz space and shiet
> handling surfacebooks like paper
Fucking Qatar I swear
Surface phone when?
Revolutionary! Fucking retards
WOW, IT'S MS PAINT
>>57246667
I don't think these ones have been that obnoxious to be honest.
zbrush btfo
>>57246671
They've been losing sales on the iPhone for 3 quarters now, and all of their new products have shit design. They wouldn't do anything better.
>to many tool bar
These people are fucking retarded
I'm kinda disgusted by the fake enthusiasm
>>57246669
2D IS DEAD
>>57246681
Wait for the fedora guy
>EPIC
First against the wall, mate.
>that qt in the end
fug
>Windows 10 is literally 3DPD
Recommend me a 2D OS /g/
so extremely simplistic """creativity""" software + touch screen integration which is used at what? art class in well equipped elementary schools?
so it's like windows movie maker but for 3d
3D MSPAINT "EPIC!" "ENPOWERING!" "REVOLUTIONARY!"
SIMPLY EPIN :^)
#DicksOutForMicrosoft
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING. THIS IS RETARDED
DirectX 11/12 Open Source with GPL :^)
>>57246706
GNU/kFreeBSD
>DDD MEMES
>DDD MEMES
>DDD MEMES
>DDD MEMES
>12 to 24
What the fuck do others think then, what where the other options
MICROSOFT INVENTED CREATIVITY
Did i just watch a 3 minutes ad for 3D builder ?
that 3d phone scanning is really cool actually
cool algorithm
#3dmemesmatter
3D scanning feature is actually pretty cool t b h .. . . .
>>57246733
It's just ms paint
HIW MANY 3D DICKS WILL WE MAKE!
Surface Phone ded confirmed.
>Microsoft discovers 3d modeling
literally what is this
PAINT
A
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N
T
>Paint
>popular
WAT
I CAN'T WATCH RIGHT NOW WHEN ARE THEY GONNA RELEASE THE 3DPD MS PAINT
>>>/3/ on suicide watch
>>57246741
>It's just ms paint
no it's not. It's called create
>>57246749
They are talking about it now
Gents, behold, the new age of memes upon us.
>>57246738
Introducing 3D profile pictures for Tinder
>>57246741
Even worse
>every Month
>millions of artists
Kekykeke
Paint 3D
>>57246752
LITERALLY PAINT 3D
>>57246749
With the OS update in early 2017, presumably.
>the most common thing to do in paint is to prop a photo
No, it's editing screenshots you fuck
stop ruining it with 3F
>>57246748
>he doesnt know
Damn that scanning looks ebin.
Paint has never and will never be a tool for productivity. Why are they focusing on it so much?
Buying a WP now.
LAYERS
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>all this shitposting fuel
wew lads
>>57246773
>paint isn't a took for prooductivity
>>57246756
3 D M E M E S
D
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PAINT SAVED!!!
>>57246769
Surface pro 4 already did it with front camera long ago
>emoji on front page
Nigga i kill u
It's not even 15 minutes in and I'm already done,
People keep on bashing MS but you have to admit they' re shitting out some interesting stuff lately.
By the way is this event just for software or is there a chance of some hololens/surface announcements?
>3D PRINT MINECRAFT MODELS
WOW
WOAH
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
3D print your minecraft penises
3D
PIG
DISGUSTING
>this is why notch is now a billionaire
Road so far
3d
>3d
3d
>3d
3d
>3d
3d
>3d
3d
>3d
3d
>3d
3d
>3d
3d
>stream lags
>3d
3d
>3d
3d
>3d
3d
>3d
3d
>3d
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>3d
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>3d
>>57246785
No, it's not a took
>>57246797
Hardware won't be until next year unless they pull something out of their ass here.
what will they ruin next? any bets?
>>57246808
guess I fucked that up didn't I
>microsoft wants their own pinterest
just buy it
>>57246794
wit what program?
>>57246756
>>57246786
Holy shit.
>>57245422
>Imagine what you'll do
The image implies nothing but a boring 9-5 office job drawing UML diagrams and pretend to be a capable businessman towards the managers who do exactly the same thing.
B O A R D S
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>>57246797
>surface
Only thing PEOPLE are HERE for
Also sorry for capitals, phone Fucks up
Why are they ruining paint?
>>57246785
>Lacks the most basic of features
>Outclassed by literally any other program
It's not. Anything you can do in paint, you can do far better in another program.
Microsoft should hire people to clap
They don't sound very enthusiastic about anything yet
SURFACE BOOK 2 WHEN
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H
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N?
BAD HOMBRE
E M O J I T E C H N O L O G Y
they are so fucking lost with this
MAKE YOUR OWN EMOJI!!!!!!
SALES UP 50000000000$
>>57246845
They're cutting it.
>displaying clipart-tier tools in paint
Is microsoft literally run by madmen?
>doilooklikeigiveaheck.jpg
Isnt that the anarchism road meme?
>3D MEME FACES
ITS OVER, APPLE IS BANKRUPT AND FINISHED
It's all 3d now.
Who the fuck is going to use this as anything more than a novelty?
what the fuck is this
they're going to ruin paint as well
would you waifu?
>emojis
here comes the money
You'll use it once and forget about it
>>57246874
Megan was cuter desu
>>57246870
it's 3d MAGIC
>3D POWERPOINT
WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>57246874
I love her voice and have a fetish for slightly tomyboyish girls.
yeah now i can see powepoint micromanagement graphs at work in 3d
>>57246874
she looks better than the other one
>>57246873
It's still got everything the old paint did, but now with 3d gimmicks.
/3/ on suicide watch.
But why
>>57246887
No she doesn't you cuck
How quickly can I expect 3D dragon dildo memes, /g/?
That spin really mattered wtf I hate 2d now.
>>57246874
>3dpd
oh yes, i need cool 3d animations in my presentation
The PowerPoint thing is pretty cool I guess.
>>57246903
does too you gayboy
That's kinda neat to be honest
>>57246910
ikr the 3d transitions slide-to-slide are so fucking cool
GIMP IS STILL BETTER YOU FUCKS
All just laying the ground for Hololens
>>57246892
I'm sorry did you miss the "social sidebar" they're adding? Why does everything have to have a fucking social share facebook page aspect to it as well? I just want to use paint for what it's good at.
AYO
>>57246922
yeah that was before slide show started. it is neato
Edge is not gonna happen
STOP SCREAMING WHOOO FUCKING HELL
L I T E R A L L Y
no white males!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2016 is here :') we did it senpaitachi
>>57246925
>muh freedomz
fuck you
SWEATERVEST
GIVE IT BACK, TAJ
>hololens
>for everyone
MS finally gone completely senile
this nigga is a good presenter
>>57246928
I don't know nigga, I'm just saying you can still do all that shit. Also, paint is good at nothing.
WE
https://remix3d.com/discover
so when can I get a hololens?
>>57246936
it already happened. It is the best browser you can use on windows.
>tfw finally got to try the hololens last week
>tfw slightly disappointing
SHITPOSTING IN 3D
>now that we are done with 3D... MORE 3D
JESUS
Is this year new xbone television?
SOMEONE PLS MAKE A MODEL OF MY WAIFU NOW
>Hologram
wut
a hologram that requires a headset to be seen?
triggered
living with my waifu is closer than ever
>>57246953
WUZ
Why don't you have a hololens /g/?
>reading my trap doujins fullscreen against the wall
>>57246962
>wanting your waifu to be 3DPD
>You wouldn't download an anime figure
>that one single clap
lost
that's kinda neat
Digital chair is not a smart move desu
That is great for measuring for furniture
>>57246970
That's pretty neat, but not that useful.
sadly fake presentation - again
chair was in place before he started moving
Holy fuck that was so awkward hahaha
>>57246976
They really need to fucking buy some audience. I hope someone captured that split second of cringe on presenters face.
I need 3D models of anime figures now.
>Projection of him moves before he moves
IT'S KINECT ALL OVER
>Can't click on the chair to make another copy
This seems so fundamental why is microsoft so retarded?
How long until super autismal holo second life?
They are going to give all niggers and problem humans free hololenses.
Then lock them up into small rooms until they die.
>>57247007
hmmmm....
*runs to the patent office*
>>57247005
>implying this is a finalized product
>that loading time
ofc
Yeah but why
>>57247015
cant wait
>imagine what you'll do
nothing to be honest
Where the fuck is Panos?
These are all going to be terrible.
>>57247019
*teleports in front of you*
*registers patent first*
"Heh, nothin personnel, kid."
$299 hololens????????????????????????
>300
yeah nah, it's gonna be trash
>VR meme
Just no
>>57247020
>implying that isn't something that you should do literally as the first thing after you are able to place objects
299 Dollarus confirmed
>>57247033
I guess you're just not a Creatorâ„¢, anon
>>57247051
$299 shitty VR goggle
>>57247054
I don't disagree, but this is Microautism we're talking about.
we /v/ now
But will it have room-scale and support SteamVR?
No laughs
No claps
Only akward
why are they using outdated tech...
>my wife's son
Who Cubs here?
I can watch Doto 2 in AR now?
>that speed up after the bad joke
wew, it's like E3-lite
here it comes, minecraft mentioned
>>57247067
we are /v/ for quite a while already
"I think half of them could be by my son..."
-Silence-
-deafening silence-
>>57247044
*it was just a hologram*
*you finally notice the hololense on your head*
*I had registered the patent an hour ago*
passion
innovation
inspiring us
Designed for the best experience
inspiring creator
solitaire vr
Woo
Bring out Phil Spencer
Jesus m8, no one is clapping, stop doing spaces between monologues.
WHO /v/ here?!
>Female gamer
JUST NO
FLIGHT SIMULATOR IS COMING BACK SS THIS
Jesus Christ.
>>57247073
because bash on windows is still in beta
>ESPORTS
>Games are so shit now, people rather watch some faggot play them than play them themselves.
>muh extreme gamer gurl
>>57247065
Ya but its just so disappointing, the 1% of the code to make it usable they never make, but write the fucking 99% of it that is so much more difficult to create and develop.
>>57247092
[upbeat ukelele music intensifies]
DO MICROSOFT EVEN EMPLOY MEN NOW????????????????????????
>>57247104
>that webm
I hate you and Konami
FUCKING PACHINKO
>>57247051
$299 for HTC Vive / Shitulus rift copy
does anyone have another stream link other than the ms one? it lags like shit for me senpai
>>57247117
She's got a cute Adams apple
>>57247122
That was for a pachinko machine? kek
>We want Twitch audience
>>57247122
>>57247114
Indeed, that's the autistic way.
>>57247127
it lags for everyone, superior microsoft technolodgy
what
Twitch BTFO
Why are they copying applel's hip keynotes?
BOTNET
O
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N
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T
TIME TO OFFROAD THAT VEHICLE
>>57247136
Yeah. It hurts.
>>57247138
STOP TRIGGERING ME
>>57246962
No. You're waifu a shit.
>>57247127
>>57247144
It's fine for me.
>it's shit
>>57247137
and guess what you won't be able to delete jsut like xbox app
>>57247151
they've been copying for years now :^)
>lulz
>>57247137
I'm sure that twitch is loving this right now.
>>57247136
yep
>>57247172
Trying way too hard to look hip
>why does microsoft keeps on dadjoke level presentations?
>>57247127
>>57247144
verizon / PA / 720p
no lag at all
>that painfully fake chat
LOOK AT THE CHAT WINDOW-OW-ow-ow
So are they making an OBS alternative or what
Y'all
This is all shit that Microsoft should have been doing 3 or 4 years ago.
>>57247191
>doesn't understand ironic dry humor
>>57247144
oh god this bullshit
>>57247191
>nooooiiiitiiiceee chuuaat wiiinndooo
>>57247179
Jesus. I never followed that whole thing but I totally get the hate now.
>>57247166
>Get-AppxPackage *xboxapp* | Remove-AppxPackage
I don' t understand, will anyone in chat be able to spam those buttons to tell the streamer to "NOTICE THE CHAT WINDOWWwwww"?
Is that steam?
Who give a shit about game. Next please
fucking shit stream
>50mb internet
>>57247199
>>57247185
guess it sucks just for europe
https://beam.pro/Xbox
the chat is so fake
how the hell do they go from a 8/10 conference last year to this shit
you loose - you're out.
>waits for laughter
>>57247208
They even remade it in the MGS5 engine , here's a snippet of the gameplay
>>57247212
you can simply disable it in control panel it won't start, but still i'd like an option to uninstall it like any other app
Who's this Arayan Valkyrie?
europoor here, this stream works well for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMeA14gaLvs
>>57247221
werks on my machine ;)
>fortsa
>please buy an Xbone...!
>>57247232
Because they are betting on the gaming audience that actually buys computers compared to their current dwindling market.
>>57247252
>Forzeda
>stunning
>looks like crysis on low to medium
>>57247231
when did beam launch. i never heard of it before
>>57247246
cheers anon
wtf is dolby atmos
DOLBY
>>57247246
it's a few seconds back, but much better yay now I can enjoy the cringe uninterrupted
NEW THREAD WHEN
>finally something that can generate claps
>ms tries to sell you an xbone
>you had one already
>>57247269
Piece of shit which needs to diea
>thanks y'all
>>57247262
Gaming is dead.
>>57247269
shooting sound up at your ceiling
3D DOLBY MEMES
"thanks y'all! :3"
omg shes so cute ! ! ! jenn is my waifu
wait, that's actually nice thing with dolby
>IM FROM TEXAS YALL
Why didn't she race her oversized pickup truck in Fortsa?
>>57247299
you have pretty low standarts for imagination.
>1 more fucking woman
>>57247269
its a thing for cars that will begin emitting a gas that will allow some aliens to exterminate us
>>57247301
/hpg/ owns /g/.
>>57247269
The software allows for better positioning audio. The problem is that it requires dedicated speakers to not sound horrible. There is no reason to use more than 5.1 surround sound.
"WE HATE MEN TOO" - Microsoft, 2016.
DTS mkvs when
>>57247316
back to your containment thread goy
huh, so that's who made all those terrible decisions?
Why so many women?
>A FUCKING WHITE FEMALE
>>57247330
because current year
>>57247325
I didn't mean I'm from there, just stating the autistic truth.
Is this skype
comfy
>even more forced social media shit
thanks m$
>>57247337
skype needs to go.
>Putting faces on the Start Menu
FUCK OFF, POOJEETS
who is your waifu so far in this event?
what the fuck is this forced social media bloat
Jesus Christ, Microsoft. This is awful. Just show some neat hardware.
>>57247301
>>57247316
Nobody cares about Atmos in /hpg/. Nobody here has an Atmos system anyway and the content mastered for it is extremely niche and rare. It's usless.
>>57247311
>>57247323
>>57247330
it's the creators update, it's all about stuff that doesn't matter.
>instead of fixing tablet mode they add more bloaT
THE FRICTION IS REDUCED
Thank you, start menu
>>57247338
she probably responsible for cortana, wifi sharing and all that other crap nobody uses
>>57247338
>>57247347
>>57247347
She has a fly on her forehead nigga
and im done :|
Kinda neat t b h.
>>57247347
shes definitly worst waifu
>>57247362
Is that Hiro
>>57247341
>email is social media
Is white woman asian man the new meme?
i have never seen anyone look less lively on stage
It's fucking nothing
>>57247362
omg its the 4chan guy
>>57247362
Pater WAng
I never miss an email because I wait for them with bated breath
>>57247377
4CHAN FOR OFFICE CONFIRMED
SHITPOSTING AS A SERVICE
>people's identity is determined across multiple "apps"
the botnet is real
>>57247393
What we know so far
>the creators update is 3D jesus
Is that it?
>integrating male and skype
when will they rename this product of the patriarchy? only then will women be truly free
>>57247393
Yell out for 4chan integration my man.
>>57247378
you were saying?
>>57247417
What the fuck
>mic drop
STAHP
>3d
>streaming
>social media shit
LITERALLY NOTHING
>people irritating you more efficiently all made possible with windows 10
>>57247417
>>57247417
Rip headphones
>>57247407
VR headsets for $299 somehow, I'd say they're trying to compete against PSVR but who knows, maybe they'll actually make it comparable to a RIft or Vive
>>57247420
that email is neither social nor media
>Instead of fixing buggy Win10 AU they add more buggy bloatware instead
>>57247417
>virtual furry
>gutenberg press
>gutenberg
>berg
NEW THREAD
>>57247426
>>57247426
>>57247426
>>57247426
>>57247454
Call CIA
>>57247454
just a (((coincidence)))
IS it happening?
>>57247516
It is.
>November Update
>Anniversary Update
>Creators Update
can Microsoft in to proper naming?
>>57246970
...Fuck. I want one.