IT BEGINS

>>57148921
the new macbook and what ?

but when does it end

>>57148921
>Live streaming uses Apple’s HTTP Live Streaming (HLS) technology. HLS requires an iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch with Safari on iOS 7.0 or later, a Mac with Safari 6.0.5 or later on OS X v10.8.5 or later, or a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10. Streaming via Apple TV requires an Apple TV (2nd or 3rd generation) with software 6.2 or later or an Apple TV (4th generation).

>Google streamed their announcement in 1080p
>You could pause and scrub back while it was streaming
>Works on any modern browser supporting HTML5 Video

>>57148921
>join us for an invite only event
>ad inviting people to an invite only event

so then...anyone who sees this can come?

>>57149031
iPad Pro update, probably

>>57149136
>Join us
(in spirit through our shoddy live stream)

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>>57149122
well even someone with a half brain can figure out that its not because they cant. They are limiting their audience to make them feel exclusive. Even windows just got added there since it seems they are in bed with microsoft this year.

>>57149223
>it seems they are in bed with microsoft this year.
?

I've heard they're announcing new watch bands

I want a new Mac Mini.

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>>57149272
Definitely new watch bands no doubt about it

>>57149291
Here here.

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>the OLED stripe will also be used for the power button

>>57149244
http://www.cio.com/article/2984576/consumer-technology/why-apple-and-microsoft-are-suddenly-playing-nice.html

Also didn't someone high up from Microsoft attended latest Apple Event on stage? nvm im going to find it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk3KuFoYMQE

>>57149310
Where where?

>>57148675
How much do they pay you iPajeet?
Or you shill for free iPoor?

>>57149402
>>57149244
Hence why apple only supports microsoft edge. Microsoft's new favorite thing to push on other browser users.

>>57148921
I'm going to be really mad if the new mbp also has the really shitty keyboard and on top of that some slight performance sacrifices just so it could be thinner and lighter.
I don't want a frisbee apple, I want a laptop.

Stop spamming this shit

>>57149480
Just keep what you have and pick up a thinkpad classic next year.

>>57149316
They're getting good at her, but she still needs some more blemishes.

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Guys, lets do a bingo card putting in a few bets on what to except

>>57148921
>Join us here on October 27 at 10 a.m. PDT to watch the keynote live.
>10 a.m.
A10 in Macs confirmed

new imacs please
new imacs please
new imacs please

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>>57149819
>>57150864

no more macbook air
macbook pro in JET BLACK
imac in JET BLACK

>>57151017
Why do you care?
Peer pressure always stops you from having any Apple products.
The envy runs deep.

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>>57149568
Puts my work to shame

>>57151041
No Kaby Lake versions

Siri gets an update

During the presentation there will be a joke on the Samsung Note 7.

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10000 hours of work in MS paint

>>57151841
>$2999

THANK YOU BASED APPLE

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>>57151841

>>57152346
The quotes.

flawless/10

All said and done I think I will be buying a macbook pro when they are announced. It shall be my first apple device and I am kind of looking forward to getting my hands on it.

>>57152358
thanks anon
same, rocking a 2009 mbp right now

>>57152346
New 17" macbook pro

I was reading up on the anticipated announcements, and they mentioned a "thinner keyboard".

I don't think thats something I want.

Those keys are barely over the barrier on "button" as it is. It passes, and its a nice keyboard, but if anything I want more keyboard not less.

>no classic USB ports
>"thinner = better"
>probably gonna have a 3.5" jack... IRONY

>>57149244
Apple has been in bed with Microsoft since the Cross-licensing settlement in 1997. All this Mac vs. PC bullshit is just a ruse to establish a duopoly in the desktop market.

Notice how Microsoft Surface is the only other laptop on the market with a magnetic charging port.

>>57148921
Fuck off, iToddler.

>>57153390
>magnetic charging port.
inb4 apple ditch it for usb-c on all the macbook models like the fuckwits they are

>>57152346

no headphone jack. apple ran a survey asking about this one.

something about the airpods. haven't gone on sale yet, can't preorder them.

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>>57148921

>>57149122

Apple are trying to make HLS a web standard for streaming, Microsoft just got onto it early and Google are dragging their feet because they're already so invested in HTML5.

It's already supported by dozens of platforms, just not fully on Google platforms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_Live_Streaming

>>57155003
>look, mom, I posted it again! XD

>>57155003
if you really feel that way, report the thread. stop being a whiny little faggot about it.

i mean sure you'll have to take the chance that you'll get banned for filing frivolous reports, but you're pretty much definitely in the right on this one, so don't worry about it.

>>57156202
He's right you know.

>>57156219
see >>57156218. posting your disapproval of a thread is unproductive. the mods come through here. this board has janitors. just report threads that you think are outside the scope of this board, hide them, and move on. you literally are bringing this upon yourself.

>http
enjoy your stolen passwords heh

>>57155003
I own a macbook pro and i get my ass pounded by my bfs 8 inch cock every day.
sup

>>57156276
what are you talking about? did you post in the wrong thread?

>>57156282
no

>>57156286
okay. then you should get to a hospital. you're having a stroke or something

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>>57156292
huh

>>57156301
what were you quoting when you quoted "http"? the OP never mentioned it and you didn't reference a specific post. are you talking about using 4chan via http?

>>57156312
it was joke......................................

>>57156318
about what? this is why you sound like you were stroking out.

>>57156324
You're not making any sense.

>>57149122
also, 10k pajeets watch google shit
100times more people watch apple shit

>>57156331
what prompted your joke? you quoted "http" but nobody mentioned it.

if the joke was just completely out of the blue, then why the fuck did you post it in this thread?

this isn't making any sense because you're posting shit that makes no sense and i'm grasping in the dark for some explanation of your random shit.

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>>57156343
Are you autistic?

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Good morning!
•Audience claps•
Thank you for being with us.
•Audience claps•
We have some powerful new devices to show you.
•Audience claps•
You know, iPhone/Mac is the most powerful/popular device in the world.
•Audience claps•
This year we sold more iPhones/Macs than ever before.
•Audience claps•
And now, I'm pleased to introduce the new [Mac/iPhone].
•Audience claps•
The [Mac/iPhone {number}] is our best, and most powerful [Mac/iPhone], ever.
•Audience claps•
Now, I'd like to introduce my friend Phil Schiller to tell you more.
•Audience claps•
Thank you, Tim. The [Mac/iPhone {number}] is truly amazing, and will impact your life in truly amazing ways.
•Audience claps•
You could always [perform a task] but now with [new name for the feature that already exists in other phones/computers] it will be even easier to [perform a task].
•Audience claps•
Now I'm going to hand it back to Tim.
•Audience claps•
Amazing. The [Mac/iPhone {number}] will be available for [more than it's worth] [a week from Sunday].
•Audience claps•
Now join me in welcoming [mediocre band].
•Audience claps•

>>57156256
see >>57155003

> You could always [perform a task] but now with [new name for the feature that already exists in other phones/computers] it will be even easier to [perform a task].

Might be a better question for /sci, but shouldn't there be mathematical limits to how easy it can be to [perform a task]?

>>57156494
America
•Audience claps•

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>>57156562
I came here to shitpost senpai.

They will include touch ID on macbook pro.

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Retiring MacBook Air line

New Mac Mini with Core M chips and huge ssd, colors, thinner
New MacBook Pro (pic related)
...

>>57156871

"Oh one more thing..."

Mac replacing iMac

But lowercase "mac"

Who wants to see it?

>>57156871
>no oled bar

fake and gay

would anyone buy a black black mbp anyway?

>>57156897
OLED thing was some newbie rendering
Only keyboard change is to the bigger flatter keys from MacBook

>>57156931
iirc pictures of the unibody from china were leaked and they didn't have the SD card slot and the space for the function keys was clearly missing.

i hope to jesus they don't get those shitty macbook keys, not that I use the laptop's keyboard 95% of the time but I know i'll fucking hate the 5% of the time when i do have to use it

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One more thing

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Who else excited for the 15 inch?

> Quad-core kabby i7 + Iris Pro
> AMD RX480M?
> DDR4
> thinner and cooler
Thinkpads BTFO

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>>57152346

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>>57157012

alright /g/angsters, I am the guy who posted the bingo thing and updated it a few times yesterday. I had a few hours of sleep and a test at uni. But I'll be getting home in an hour and I thunk we can rep up the thing

>>57157060
Nice blog fampai.

>>57157034
epic troll xDD

>>57148921
>"Hello" darkness my old friend.
>I've come to talk with you "again"
What did they mean by this?

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>>57157012

>>57157106
>>> /s4s/

>>57157098
What's trolling about it? What's fun about a bingo if everything in it is predictable? It's way more fun to bet on unlikely events, otherwise you may as well declare yourself a winner already.

Also I hope you're not really expecting interesting products from Apple, otherwise you may as well shove something up your ass and fuck off to >>>/fa/ or something.

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>>57156968
really apple you made ram soldered to the board , fucking genius. Now if My ram sticks fail, i just pay another 999 usd to just by another one.

>kaby lake on a mac
no way , it cost too much for apple to make a extreme amounts of profit.
>amd rx480 on a mac
i think you hoping on the apple dick to hard there buddy, they will most likely have a weaker processor than that.
>ddr4
ehh not suprised about that
>thinner and cooler
choose one please because if its thin , its going to be hot as hell because there is little to no cooling unless there was a very low clock speed like 1 to 1.5 Ghz and the gpu will be running low speeds as well.

>>57157106
Apple on suicide watch.

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>>57148921
That regurgitated 1990's KB with the e-ink keys will be on it, whatever it is.

>>57157226
It's maybe a standalone keyboard for 199

>>57156968
Wow everything inside is black! That makes it run faster I heard

>>57148921
>Apple campus
Does this really exist?

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official version's latest update

>>57158463
Um, yes? Do you not believe that Apple has offices?

>>57158949
Pls no AMD, I need to do data science

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>>57158949
why would you horribly edit mine to put "something about the airpods" cunt.

Offical one is here ^_^

>>57159744
>anonymous imageboard
>bingo
>official

Get off your high horse and stop drinking horse semen.

>>57156897
I would buy the fuck out of an all-black MBP.

Wrong board.
>>>/fa/
>>>/lgbt/

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>matte black rMBP

>>57160978
I want to fuck this new geimu

>>57148921

*claps* WOO!

>>57160978
>>57156897
I'm hoping for a black color option.
Making it thinner and some specs upgrades isn't enough for me to buy.

>that image
>lowercase title
is this tumblr