*BOOM BOOM CRASH* CSI! WE HAVE A WARRANTY TO SEARCH YOUR COMPUTERS!

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>>57002467

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>tfw too intelligent to have computers searched

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>>57002467
>warranty

But officers, I can see it's expired!!!

>>57002467
>WE HAVE A WARRANTY

That was very prompt. Could you please look into this GPU failure for me?

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I opened the case, it's out of warranty

>>57002467
>>>/tv/

*shuts down computer*
nothing personal kid
*teleports away*

>>57002467
>CSI busting into a house
Too much TV.

>>57002467

computers? i only use a mac

>>57002467
if the fbi has a warrant to search your computer and you have shit on your computer, then you're fucked no matter what you do. if you microwave your hard drive, you're still fucked because you're destroying evidence and it's obstruction of justice. you're also probably a pedophile and deserve what's coming to you

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>>57002467
sure come in, i'll go take a seat in the police car meanwhile

>>57004434
If you destroy evidence you would only be charged with obstruction of justice, right? I mean, they can't prove any other crime since the evidence is gone. What's the punishment for this? Perhaps in some cases it would be more desirable to go to prison for than the actual crime.

>>57002467
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door.
The leather club's three blocks down.

>>57004454
bear in mind, they don't have to have a video tape of you jacking off to child porn to put you in jail for it. they just have to convince a jury that you're guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. if they see traffic leaving your ip and connecting to a child porn website, and then when they get a legal warrant, you microwave your hard drive, that's pretty convincing to a jury

Sure officer

*swallow my yubikey which holds my keys to my server with my real things*

>>57004539
They'll just wait for you to shit it out.

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>>57002467
Why would they do that?
They just have to ask microsoft to have total control over my computer

>>57002467
my 15-inch MacBook Pro with Retina Display and 16GB RAM with 256gb of Storage® is clean don't worry

>>57004567
>not using a biodegradable yubikey that's broken down to molecules commonly found in the body so that they can't even prove you had it

>>57002505
no, that's *boom boom clap*

>>57004656
So you have a yubikey that doesn't actually exist?

>>57004701
>he's too poor to have custom-made items

>>57002505
Buddy you're a boy make big noise, playing in the street gonna be a big man some day

>>57004711
You got mud on your face, big disgrace, wavin' your banner all over the place

>>57004731
WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU
WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU

>>57004731
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day

>>57004775
WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU
WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU

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>>57002467
>CSI! WE HAVE A WARRANTY
>WE HAVE A WARRANTY
>A WARRANTY

>>57002552
What even is this meme? I've been seeing in most /sci/ threads lately. Where does it come from?

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>>57006999
just because you got trips

>>57006999
it's the IQ meme. Everybody on /sci/ has an IQ of over 130, but they're just lazy and therefore unable to turn their lives around.