Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
>Discord channel
https://discord.gg/6WehyUv
>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/
>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
>News
• Anon hoards Miniseas flashdrives and coupons >>56919315 also posts 1cent shit he bought but doesn't have much of a use for >>56919451 >>56919581 a pikachu hoodie >>56919747 and a Rapoo V500 Browns >>56920097
• Sorry >>56920617
• Anon bought two touhou plush but only received one, anon also bought some chink velcro, battery conector wires, a CREE headlamp and the 1cent earphones (how do they sound?) >>56920043
• Anon bought a business card case >>56922080
• Anon provides sound samples of 60cent lapel mic >>56922980 >>56923295
• Anon verifies his Xiaomi Powerbank >>56923873
• Anon does some /diy/ and terribly solders his chink cables >>56924702 >>56926804
• This CH341A EEPROM programmer anon bought off eBay won't work no matter what he throws at it >>56926991
• Anon recommends VE Monks for those in the market for "not in-ear earbuds" >>56925821
• Anon posts a collection of 1cent chink shit he got >>56925893
• Anon received the 8Bitdo Zero >>56928037 posts review >>56928698
• Anon once bought a laptop charger but quickly returned it for fear of electrocution >>56932059
Previous thread >>56918661
Vicky
>>56932631
Yes my friend?
Going to buy this today. Anything better for this price range?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32683549792.html
I need a standalone rugged Android smartwatch with a SIM slot.
>tfw TCB gives 8% cashback now
couple of reviews:
nes emu handheld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gvExPRukXs
weishi safety razor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9l6Jku_vPI
>>56932649
Where is my chink goodness?
>>56932651
enjoy your wasted money and lost interest after 1 week
>my watch didn't make it to the news
when will mods/janitors start banning anyone who mentions "comfy" or "lithu"?
same for the spammer fags that keep posting big lists of videos... a few videos is ok, but those fucking lists, wtf?
>>56932651
m8 those mediakek ones all have truly shitty software. You do not want one.
>>56932709
disgusting pic
>>56932651
I wouldn't buy that much for unknown brand android watch with some chink botnet rom that steals your personal data.
>>56932730
Because it's not chink shit? Feel free to share it with /wt/ though >>56906366
>>56932792
Not to mention the battery life which is very likely anything but good.
Recommend chink fans for my gaymer pc
Anyone done any tests on the Miniseas universal serial bus flash storage? Mine's on it's way out and only transfers at like 9MB/s.
>>56932800
the cheapest you can find
once paid 10 bucks for 4 quality brand ones from arctic cooling, so try to pay less than 2,50 for each you jew
Besides GearBest/Everbuying(same store) whats the next best place to get the BM-800? I see a lot of them at Aliexpress but all of them are the "fake" version (no golden ring, and thinner metal)
>>56932893
eBay
>>56932758
Yes I know. I need it for my kid because she doesn't want to carry a phone.
>>56932908
I'm not an amerifat, so no eBay.
>>56932912
.co.uk ships to europe
>>56932912
chink sellers still have free shipping
>>56932929
I'm not a Yuropoor, I'm for a real thirdworld hell hole.
>>56932935
But the sell the "fake", the ones that sell the legit ones are the ones with brands, and that makes them way more expensive for a fucking no name brand printed on the mic.
>>56932800
Yate Loon D12SH-12
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Yate-Loon-D12SH-12-12V-0-30A-fan-120-120-25mm-2pin-/141736309521
Get a 3-pin connector to connect it and make sure that your motherboard supports voltage control on the 3-pin headers.
Hands down the best price/perf/quality ratio.
>>56932944
Again, there is no fake BM-800. >>56922386
>>56932944
I have the no brand one, they sound identical to audio people have posted with the branded ones.
Also, is there any way to get rid of branding like that without taking off the paint?
>>56932974
The internals are the same minor variations to the original Schoeps Mic Circuit, but the "fakes" use a shit enclosure, it's so thin that it produce an echo, so you either stuff it or use a donor body of another mic with a proper thick body, that's why I'm interested in the "legit" ones because those are heavy and have no echo problems, also come with nice metal shock mounts unlike the shitty just look like shock mount but do nothing to avoid shocks of shitty cancer inducing plastic.
So if anyone know where I can get those legit mics in bulk I would appreciate it.
Pic related a legit BM-800 with a shit shock mount from a "fake" BM-800, and a BM-700 with the legit metal shock mount, see the fucking difference?
If you want them to skype and youtube super star, the fake one is good, but if you want to use them in a studio the legit one is the only real option, also for fuck sake those mics sound quality is on fucking par with $200+ mics when properly installed.
>>56933036
did you write this review on your fixxie while waxing your mustache?
>>56932985
Yes you can, I own 5 of those mics, and I removed the BM-800 from a black piano one with golden ink, pic related.
Just rub it with your finger like if you were rubbing a 12 years old privates and it will be gone in 3min.
>>56933036
Here's some """"LEGIT"""" ones
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_193549.html
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_193554.html
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_193556.html
>>56932610
>terribly solders his chink cables
Fuck you m8
>>56933106
You did.
>>56933105
I said besides GearBest/Everbuying.
They can't keep with my demand, I'm buying like 100 per month, that's why they are out of stock often also they told me they have plans to stop stocking the BM-800 with metal shock mount and will only sell the ones with plastic shock mounts.
Received my new Elephone ELE Explorer Camera today.
Im at work at the moment, so haven't really tested it yet.
>>56933106
Holy shit mang, that's like gore, did you use a 200w iron with 5mm tick solder?
Also cute German girls thread?
Xiong ding will look after me through my purchase
>>56933167
she wants the D
>>56933139
>Eleshit
>not the superior H9
Lel, chinked as fuck.
>>56933172
I offered money to a sales girl for nudes and she refused.
I fell offended after that.
>>56933167
>miss ding
You must give her the dong.
>>56933179
>H9
>not the superior xiaomeme camera
CHINKED AGAIN !!
BOUGHT A XIAOMI MI PAD 2 WITH WINDOWS ON IT.
IT DOESNT TURN ON WHEN I WANT IT TO.
SOMETIMES IT BOOTS RANDOMLY IN MY BACKPACK AND DRAINS THE WHOLE BATTERY.
MOST OF THE TIME I TURN IT OFF AND A FEW MINUTES LATER IT TURNS BACK ON .
SOMETIMES IT DOENST EVEN TURN ON, BUT THE BATTERY GETS DEPLETED, NONETHELESS
NOT TO MENTION, THE FUCKING THING TAKES 5(FIVE) FUCKING HOURS TO CHARGE
FUCK XIAOMI
FUCK CHINKSHIT
Any decent soldering irons/stations under 12 USD?
The one looking least shitty/best value is those cheap crappy 'adjustable' irons.
Has to be under 12 USD due to customs.
>>56933218
That sounds like a Windows setting.
>>56933233
like what
>>56933167
she wants the dong xi
soon, family. soon.
My favorite part was the one day shipping from HK for $14
>>56933238
Like yo mama
>>56933283
NO YOU
>>56932610
>Yes, we know everything already is from China.
I don't think so you pedophile.
Headphones from germany
Clock is swizz
Television is japanese
Your mother that I fucked is from China
>>56933319
/thread
>>56932651
>I need a standalone rugged Android smartwatch
No, you don't
>>56933218
UPSET
>>56933218
dispute it and hope it sticks
>>56933225
You could try getting one in multiple parts.
For example here's just the 936 controller for under 12$:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HAKKO-936-Soldering-Iron-Station-Controller-DIY-for-907-Iron-A1321-Heating-Core-Free-shipping/32641511600.html
Then the iron:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/936-Electric-Soldering-Solder-Iron-Station-5pin-50W-24V-852D-853D-878AD-898D-936B-937D-Handle/32321665993.html
And then you'd just need a power transformer.
Not sure if you can get that cheap from China since it's quite heavy.
>>56933390
How should I do this? First with banggood then with Paypal?
>>56933408
Yea fist try the seller, then pay pal, at least they should let you return it.
I kinda want a mouse bungee, but I don't want to pay the outrageous prices branded gaming shit goes for.
Anyone has experience with the one from aliexpress? Seems like there's one model under $5 from multiple sellers.
>>56933441
Mosue bungees are as retarded as it gets.
>>56933172
>>56933196
>>56933245
when my package arrives unscathed she will recive the 5 star review she is looking for
>>56933319
>>56933330
Fuck off Lithu
>>56933458
Fuck off americunt
>>56933441
>I kinda want a mouse bungee
>>56933441
Yea its literally nothing but a cable holder, you can make one out of a paper clip.
Whats the general consensus on the teclast tables, x98 / x80
>>56933485
Nomnomnom
>>56933485
Good for the price
>>56933405
Yeah that did cross my mind as a viable option.
Looked at that this morning actually. Think the cheapest 24V 3A adapter I saw was around $8.5 with burning my house down as a free gift. So in total around $25 which is a bit more than I was looking to spend desu. It's not a fortune, I know, but here in this thread we are all getting our inner jew out happily browsing for 3hrs to save 5 cents on some item.
Seems these https://www.aliexpress.com/item/fuckshit/32560887675.html overheat like a motherfucker judging from reviews. Ei. glowing red tip at max temp and still way hotter than the listed 200C on the lowest setting. Else I would grab it without hesitation.
(just picked a random one. There are tonnes of links for that specific iron)
>>56933233
Agreed, sounds like auto-updates on a Windows 10.
Fucking mouth breathers when will they learn
>>56932739
>ctrl+f "comfy"
>1 result
You're the only one bringing him up like always. Manufactured drama.
>>56933541
It's two results now mate, don't feed the troll like that.
Ignore those posts
>>56925893
that was yesterday.
10 packages today, it is getting out of hand
- Car 2x USB charger
- Audio cable splitter
- USB to audiojack
- Handbag
- Car cellphone holder
- Thing to dry nails
- Tempered glass screenprotector
- Kid t-shirt
- Bag for a harddrive
- led strip
10 cent in total
>>56933557
True, someone with a life this sad doesn't need to be paid attention to.
>>56933558
Nice haul, didn't you get hit by shipping charges? I'm in the UK, and I got charged 1 pound per 1 cent item I bought.
>Order OEM parts from Japan
>Wrapped in brown paper like a present
>Then wrapped in bubble wrapped like a present
I forgot how pleasent ordering things can be.
>>56933593
Did they include a complimentary tampon?
>>56933533
Adjustable is pretty worthless if it doesn't have actual temp control.
The cheapest somewhat decent one you can find is probably the 936d for around 20$.
Unfortunately you won't find that one in separate parts.
You could also try if you can salvage some transformers.
Lots of old electronic devices will have one.
>>56933650
Not really. Once you've found the balance you just stick a dot on the dial and tweak it up a bit if you're doing big joints. Basically exactly what you'd do with a temp controlled unit.
>>56933319
>Headphones from germany
Muh nigga
>>56933650
Yeh, I know there won't be actual temp control for cheapcheap. Some control over the temperature/power is very useful when working with delicate parts though. Eg. many thin wires will just burn if you heat them too violently.
It is nice to have control over if you are working with a 15W iron or a 60W one.
who the fuck writes ve monk product details
>>56933825
Lee.
>>56933825
a chink
>>56925407
I made a battery phantom power for like $3 using chink parts (more expensive if you only plan to build one, like $7-$10) and it works better than the $20 Phantom Power the chinks sell under several brands, at first I tough it was because batteries cause no ripple, but then I plugged several 5v to 20v old chargers I had and only 1 of them give me shitty ripple that translated into buzz noise, so right now my $3 phantom power works at 12V using a chink 12V 2A led strip power brick(it only needs 3mA, so 2A is overkill but it's not like you can find a 3mA 12V power brick.
You can build this as stand alone phantom power, or as inside the mic phantom power or as phantom powered XLR to 3.5mm cable.
I'm not posting more pics how mines look because, FUCK YOU morans use the brain and come with a better version to share.
(reposting since new bread)
>>56934060
Someone got upset because anons didn't like his soldering work
>>56934141
MY SOLDERING IS FINE YOU FUCKER!
Any good hidden/ spy can recimendations?
>>56933143
Link plox
package arrived! take a guess.
>>56934060
>>56934216
Are you the same one with the usb cable?
Because that truly is awful.
Watch Clive's video on how to solder.
>>56933441
Dont listen to these guys they are great it stopped my mouse cable hitting everything on my desk.
it works much better than taping it againsnt my monitor or something like that because the spring gives it some give.
Pic related my bst
Any decent chink solution for charging on the go notebooks that don't have usb-c?
>>56933825
The One
>>56934345
a watch
What is the proper way to spell:
chinked? chinkd? chink'd? chinke'd?
>>56934345
>>56934382
replacement earpads and shit for my 598's.
>>56934386
chinkid you ilyterate dumass
color doesn't match and they're not as comfortable as the originals.
mildly chink'd but original replacements are fucking expensive.
>>56934395
Is the long one a sleeve for your dildo?
>>56934406
I like your imagination but that would be a pretty small dildo. it's supposed be the headband padding.
>>56920743
And got reply of that from GB support.
>>56932610
>1cent earphones (how do they sound?)
I assume sound is good for ~$2 earphones, I have used worse ones. But these are very uncomfortable on my ears, especially when I usually use Xiaomi Hybrids.
>>56934261
I got a "S01 Full HD 1080P" spycam off ebay, works pretty good. Not too cheap tho, about $45 aud, but you can probably find it for less.
Build quality is good enough, and battery life is quite nice with the removable external battery pack plugged in (about 10 hours in passive motion detect mode according to the specs, not sure about active recording time. without the battery pack it's only about 70 minutes passive time)
Video works pretty good, although it can be a bit grainy and needs strong lighting to work properly. Video is a lot wider than tall (as you'd expect for 1080p) so make sure you orient the camera the right way up.
Audio pickup is decent, but I think the microphone is part of the board, not on the camera part so if you hide the board too well the sound is muffled.
The downsides are:
1) video is huge, 1 minute is about 180mb
2) it can be hard to conceal effectively, although the 15cm long cable between the camera and the main device helps.
3) it's not suitable for long-term surveillance (being battery operated). it buzzes when starting up, low power, and when you press a button on the remote (e.g. start / stop recording or take photo). This is fine since you can conceal it and set to motion detect (it doesn't buzz apart from once when you activate motion detect), but buzzing on low power means you have to retrieve it fairly soon or hope no-one notices.
4) by default it comes with a timestamp on the lower right corner of the screen that defaults to some time in 2013. You can disable this but the manual tells you make a text file called "timerset.txt" in the root directory of the device when attached as USB storage, when it actually needs to be called "time.txt".
5) the motion detect lags a bit before starting recording (I guess it only scans once a second or so). Also, motion record only triggers for 1 minute of recording time, then stops recording and goes back to scanning so you sometimes miss some action.
overall it's pretty good
So the pixel turned out to be far far far too expensive for me. Can anyone here redpill me on xiaomi and their products? the mi5s seems to be an exact clone of the pixel in many ways. Is the hardware of xiaomi good in quality? what about the os? rootable to remove and block unnecessary shit?
>>56934553
>rootable to remove and block unnecessary shit?
Unlock bootloader and then install xiaomi.eu rom.
>>56933252
>Cincinnati
meme?
>>56934553
Can't get rid of hardware backdoors.
>>56934372
Thanks anon, guess I'll just buy it, at $5 it can't hurt.
>>56934395
those earpads look pretty horrible compared to the stock earpads. stock headband is kinda hit or miss on 598's tho so i can understand if you replace that. though im pretty sure you can put HD 600 headband padding on them
link?
>>56934553
Check techtablets on youtube, he just got a mi5s and made a few videos about it
>>56934545
>you sometimes miss some action.
What kind of action are we talking about here, anon?
I'm the guy who ordered $90 worth of intel stickers from taobao only to find out moments later they were $20 cheaper on aliexpress with free shipping. My refund has finally gone in after a week. The seller was pretty pissed though
>>56934753
I guess every phone has backdoors.
>>56934597
does the xiaomi.eu rom come from xiaomi directly?
>>56934822
will do.
I just with there was a vanilla android version to be honest. But I think I can live with miui until cm is released or something similar.
>>56934829
It would be a bad idea for me to say any more on that subject.
But yeah, there's a noticeable gap between the end of one recording and the start of the next. Only a second or two but it can be annoying.
>>56934386
CHINKE
D
New day, new chink shit
>>56932610
Made a purchase for this recently on taobao, even comes with sdcard usb reader & adapter
I posted this a while back
https://detail.tmall.com/item.htm?id=536685231719&toSite=main&sku_properties=5919063:6536025
So far it's working great
Transfer speed's around 8~9mbps
Pretty sweet deal for 8 bucks
do the chinks have any decent ball mice? All I can find are overpriced logitechs.
>>56935297
Is that a USB3 card reader? I'm considering buying a heap of sandisk USB drives with ebays 20% off sale but I might just get SD cards with USB3 readers from chinkland
>>56935276
Its a 2cent google cardboard vr from ali cupon 2weeks ago, also 1e liquid
>>56935297
>microSDHC on a 128GB card
Yeah, you got chinked.
>>56935297
>128GB
>8$
Did you fully test the card?
>>56935297
>Class 10
>Transfer speed's around 8~9mbps
Chink'd
>>56935297
Is it actually possible to get stuff from taobao delivered overseas? I made an order there a couple of years ago, paid and it never turned up in Australia. Just gave up after that.
>>56935517
Yeah, but it involves them shipping it to a warehouse, then you pay another fee to get it sent to Australia. At the moment the service is only available to USA,Canada, Australia,New Zealand,Singapore,Malaysia and Japan. You can get away with using google translate to navigate the site in Chrome, which is easy enough. Actually knowing what to do though requires a bit of research. When I tried to buy the intel stickers I read up on this guide: http://www.howtotao.com/buy-from-taobao/
Its a pretty useful website.
I will say this though, most times its cheaper to buy from Aliexpress with their free shipping. Prices on most tech type shit that csg purchases are generally cheaper on Ali. From what I hear taobao is better for clothing and other stuff like that.
Also, if anything goes wrong you need to communicate to the sellers in chinese through AliWangWang. Good fun....
>>56934830
>shoot the wrong
>>56935596
When the seller tried to tell me what to do when ordering the stuff, everytime I translate it it said shoot the order. I had no idea what he meant until I told him to explain it better.
I have Xiaomi Hybrid IEMs and I want to get new tips for them as one arrived slightly damaged. Can anyone recommend any decent ones? Or are these any good?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/C-set-4-9mm-Caliber-Earphone-Sponge-Comply-T200-T400-T500-tips-Headset-Memory-Foam-Sponge/32469980958.html
just received my KZ- HDSE bluetooth. Holy shit if they rocks. I just have to test how much the battery last.
>>56935583
thanks m8
>>56935479
Haven't fully tested the sdcard
What's the best software for that?
>>56935619
Battery life is great on mine I'd say the 8hours they advertise is about right
>>56935583
>From what I hear taobao is better for clothing and other stuff like that.
That's correct, also I suggest taobao for special components like t-con boards.
>korean shit never again
>>56935731
use h2testw
fiio em3s decent for Radio 4?
lucky cunt that got invite to get free gearbest points
what shall i use them on /g/?
>>56935771
Xiaomi memes!
Need some help from Russian anon.
When I get packages they don't send me any notices that I have one, you have to manually go to the post office and ask them to lookup your name and address to retrieve it, or use the package number. Problem with this is, unregistered package and I can't check shit in the Russian post system. Is there any way I can send them e-mail, check online for packages to me or maybe call them and ask? I don't wanna walk there every month to check for my chink small package shipping shit.
>>56935761
How long does it usually take?
I might just leave it overnight
>>56935780
>tfw you're running out of memes to buy
>>56935815
It's as fast as your card and reader.
>>56935815
If the speed is 12-15 MB/s (any decent card should have at least this) and it's like 32 GB, its common sense that its done in like 40 minutes with basic head calculation.
>>56935821
Find new ones, buy untested products like SSD's,
Tired of going to vet with my dog as he constantly hurts his eyes while playing in the woods
>>56935881
so you're just going to give him eye cancer instead?
>Over a month to ship via ePacket
I know this is what I should expect because china but fug. The good news is the seller ships the box separately so it won't get stuck in customs/won't have to pay the import fee.
>aliexpress giving me coupons for wigs and woman stuff every day
>chinks jews really want me to become a trap
best cheap "drone" for flying indoors?
>>56935958
Any JJRC H(low number).
>>56935921
Dude I live in Russia, and my pack has to go through Moscow and all the way to the top. This was my shipping time, and Russian Post is known to be slow (but they have improved with reforms and is really good now). You just got chinked.
What are some cheap /g/ recommended android phones. Up to $70, preferably 50-60, eBay or Gearbest. 2GB of RAM is a must, don't care about SoC, display can be 960x540 or whatever, 3k mah+ battery is preferred.
I just want something to last me more than 2 days and not have to pay out of the ass for it.
Today I got two packages.
What's inside? We will find out soon.
Two keycaps and some coin batteries
is staranon here? I need my daily dose of ultracheap chink shit
Recommend me a sub £50 phone from Amazon.
What's the best manufacturer?
I've seen things like BLU, Oukitel, THL, PADGENE etc
Holy fuck I got chinked hard. So I have an order from ali for 35€. I got a letter from customs saying I need to pay tax for it because it's over 22€. k fine, shouldn't be that much.
However the fucking retarded chink that sent the package wrote the value of 115 fucking usd on it, meaning I have to pay as much as the order cost in taxes now to get it.
Can I dispute it in ali? Normally they say "Please notice that it is the buyer's duty to do normal customs clearance and pay the tax." but when the seller writes a fake value that's three times higher than real value to fuck me up with taxes surely they should give me refund right?
And I can't prove to customs I really paid 35€ because they require bank statement but I ordered lots of stuff from different sellers in one go so it appears as on big transaction.
>>56935974
I'm in the U.S so I'd like to think it's just inaccurate but I didn't order yeezy's from china expecting any kind of speed in shipping.
>>56936168
Just send aliexpress' invoice to customs?
>>56936168
just refuse and they should ship it back to seller
then dispute
what are some ultra cheap recommended tablets?
>order a cheap pi zero kit from chinks
>kit includes two acrylic plates to create a cover for the board
>the acrylic plates I received are missing their screw cutouts
10/10 as expected of our chink QC overlords.
Lol someone on reddit got got a chink PSU.
>>56936195
I did, they basically said "not enough proof" and ask me for bank statement.
>>56936200
But how can I be 100% they will refund me? Won't ali tell me to fuck off because the tracking code says the package is at customs - buyer needs to pay the taxes?
>>56936218
Got really cheap fine drills from a Chink seller a few days ago, just order some of these and fix the problem
whats a ultra cheap phone, i need one because of reasons
>>56936254
stop selling drugs tyrone
>>56936280
FORCE ME CHAD
>>56936236
link?
>>56936254
Card phones are $15 on Ali.
>>56936297
I've seen it to on PCMR
https://imgur.com/a/xc2SF
>>56936236
In Australia we call those SHAW power supplies :^)
Hello chink lovers, first time post here.
For a while I've wanted a remote for media controls, maybe to also double for Smart Unlock. After thinking about a Pebble, I instead embraced the cheap side and bought this little standalone thing. Cost £5.38 including delivery. Just arrived.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00VV4TRAS/
Pros
>Very easy to pair and connect, no need for any bullshit botnet app like my Xiaomeme MemeBand 1
>Works perfectly
>Cheap as chips
Cons
>Very glossy, doesn't feel good in the hand
>Play/pause should have been the main button. Instead, the biggest and most conveniently placed button is a 'shutter' button. Useless since I practically never take selfies. I'm thinking of holding it upside down. But then back-forward and vol_up-vol_down would be right to left. When audio is active, the button doubles as a 'volume up' control for some reason.
>Not as convenient as a watch which would always be on my wrist. I'm still not sure whether to keep it in my pocket wherever I go vs on my keychain vs wear it like some kind of a necklace.
Unknown yet
>Battery life
>Durability
Overall:
Does the stated job perfectly. Before purchase I couldn't find anything similar that was at this price level. So for its purpose and price its great. But maybe there are better things out there.
Photo includes watch for size comparison.
>>56934386
#3 is best
#1 and #2 are acceptable
#4 doesn't make sense
Xiaomi Mi Electric Water Kettle for $52.99 with coupon MIKETTLE
http://www.gearbest.com/kitchen-appliances/pp_366782.html
Would the BM-800 be any good for vocal recording for my band's demo?
Are there any chink VR headsets that work decently?
I could be fine with those that you stick your phone in, but can you run things off your computer or are you limited to whatever ""apps"" your phone can run?
>>56936579
Your band sucks.
how do i search for 1 cent shit on aliexpress?
>>56936545
That's a damn expensive water kettle, it fails the whole point about buying Chink shit
>>56936243
Try to give a list of all the purchases and the relevant statement.
It's their job to sort it out and find the relevant purchase and see that the amount matches.
I wouldn't refuse it and dispute yet, that can easily work against you.
>>56932909
so you'll give her a fuckhuge watch to wear all day
please anon
she just told you she doesnt want to carry around a phone because you were trying to give her some cheap chinese shit phone and all her friends will make fun of her
just be a good parent and get her an iphone
>>56932909
>my kid
>she
Is she single?
>>56936896
>>56936896
That doesn't answer my question.
>>56936579
If you are serious you should be getting a real mic.
>>56936465
I got some of the cheaper versions of these (which are made for selfie sticks). They are also great prank devices, you can pair them with a phone or tablet while someone isn't watching and then make the device do weird things.
>>56937034
But it fulfills the point of being a chink-cucked brand whore.
>>56934404
have fun ruining your ears with these
>>56937034
Ah yes but does your water kettle have its own app and bluetooth connectivity? No? Thought so.
>>56934373
No suggestions?
>>56934830
What are you planning to do with these?
>>56933541
don't be so paranoid, I'm trying to be helpful, spammers should seriously fuck off
>>56934404
I'm sure you can better chink replacements for these, like buying a fake HD598 and swapping the pads out.
>>56936236
>skipping on the PSU
Some people want to be burned alive..
>>56937371
Serious but budget constrained.
I bought the 7 piece drum mic set from Neewer and they're working really well, I'm just wondering if this microphone with a pop shield will be good also.
>>56937006
nobody will tell us friend :(
>>56936236
Has decent isolation at least.
>>56937397
That's a fucking useless functionality, because I can't fill in the water via bluetooth anyway.
>>56937006
The 1c thing was a limited time promotion, it's over now
>>56933558
Thing to dry nails?
LED or UV?
>>56937196
>iPhone
Kill yourself.
>>56937006
>>56937439
Go to
>CATEGORIES See All >
on the Aliexpress startpage, select a category or a subcategory if you don't get a item listing, then sort by price and select free shipping. Repeat with other categories until you find something you like.
The 1cent deal recently were part of a temporary special promotion of Aliexpress to gain new customers, these were on gaga.aliexpress.com
For example I found this 5 cent (free shipping) fake roach.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tricky-cockroach-simulation-toys-novel-funny-kuso-toys-whole-person-fake-cockroach-cockroach-PB0195/32705994678.html
>>56936545
thats more expensive than branded ones at a local store
I don't think you understand chinkshit man
just get one of these instead
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Heater-Element-Mini-Boiler-Hot-Water-Coffee-Immersion/32712906285.html?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-quick-heater-water-heating-Electric-rods-for-Baby-pool-kettle/32709835223.html?
they were actually well reviewed by bigclive and shown that they won't kill you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIUJWIT9GrU
>>56933319
>Headphones from germany
>Clock is swizz
>Television is japanese
>Your mother that I fucked is from China
and their electronic components are mostly from china
Another big load today.
>>56937535
thats probably what teenage girls do when daddy doesnt get them the newest iphone
>>56937410
label fake knockoffs
>>56937570
Another Miniseas USB, which makes my total of coupons 6. Only 4 more and I'll get a free gift.
>>56937570
Seems like second post got lost, I'll repost it if it doesn't show up in a couple of minutes.
1 cent led strip, feels like I've been chinked.
It's really tiny.
>>56937591
>>56937638
Oh there it is.
Thermometer.
>>56937450
you just always keep it topped up after using the water. not hard to just fill it up again when its already in your hand
i've set up one for a client's smarthome and it would start up boiling when his morning alarm goes on or when he gets out of the bathroom in the morning as well as when he opens his door after coming home from work
>>56937652
1 cent t shirt
>>56937666
MAGA cap
But they've sent me a mesh instead of a regular.
Now everyone'll think I'm white thrash.
>>56937677
And some keycaps.
what's in the box /g/?
>>56937397
esp and an ssr and you can add that completely useless functionality to a simple boiler for around 5$
>>56937712
clock
>>56937657
>start up boiling when his morning alarm goes on or when he gets out of the bathroom in the morning as well as when he opens his door after coming home from work
So while the American govt is still reliant on drone technology, and every urban strike is bound to have collateral damage, which they have to weigh up the bad press they'd get for it against the value of taking out the target... the Chinese govt can just remotely instruct your kettle to burn your house down while you sleep.
Nice.
>>56937666
>>56937677
>XXXL Cap
>MAGA Hat
pottery
>>56937721
it's another packet
it's one of these
>powerbank
>clock
>nazi memorabilia
>a meme item
>>56937666
nice trips, but XXXL
Are you obese?
>>56937771
All sizes were the same price. The largest size is more material so more value for money.
>>56937771
please don't you know thats actually slightly below average size among us on /g/
and chinese sizes are much smaller than you think
they are tiny
pic related is "plus size xxxxl"
>>56937810
wow man, anon here>>56937815 tried to help you out, but i guess autists cant be helped in the end
>>56936545
>only works on 220 volts
>>56933558
>>56933558
>USB to aux
nigga what?
>>56937846
every 1st world country has that
>>56937846
>what is a transformer?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-White-Professional-110-120V-to-220-240V-Step-Up-Down-Dual-Voltage-Converter-Transformer-Travel/32691598095.html?
>>56937882
>what is a housefire
>>56937855
for the ipod shuffle
but most of the people who bought it here are just greedy and rushed the 1cent deal
and will probably end up accidentally destroying their poorly designed chink electronics with it
>>56937858
>shitty transformer
>The maximum load power is 100W.
>1800W kettle
You are the retard here.
>>56937914
what is properly designed plug and socket standards?
what is a fuse?
what is a surge protector?
>>56937920
Just threw mine on my pile of cables and I'll probably throw it away unused in a few years.
>>56937924
much more efficient and cost effective to simply get one of these this guy posted >>56937558
>>56937934
>needing fuses in your plugs because you don't have a central fusebox
Enjoy your housefires.
>>56937954
consumerism gentlemen
t-thanks donald
>>56937934
things that the piece of shit you posted doesn't have?
>>56937982
>he doesn't know UK houses have fused plugs and a central fusebox
Get a load of this pleb.
>>56937558
I'm still looking for those small Turkish electrode kettles. Has anyone finally found them?
Which application do you use for your MiKey on your Redmeme 3 Pro?
>>56932739
>he doesn't like comfyposting
>>56937982
>not having both
enjoy your favela
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCR5D_-okGQ
Got my $0,01 earbuds today senpai
>>56938022
I don't like comfy posting, no. Apparently neither do the mods since he's permabanned.
>>56938022
>>56938134
here we go again... get >>>/out/ , faggots
>>56938194
/out/ is a pretty neat board, please don't send undesirables there
please redirect to >>>/trash/ instead
>>56938227
they should just rename /out/ and symlink >>>/out/ to >>>/trash/
Would you recommend this?
I have seen reviews looks pretty good for its price
>>56938227
get >>>/trash/ doesn't sound right though
>>56937755
>no one cared
it was the last two
(I'm keeping the pepe on the left super rare)
>bluetooth mouse finally comes
>its not bluetooth its just an RF mouse
STINKY CHINKY
What did I get today /csg/???
>>56938626
>no one cared
Your face in the picture?
REEEEEEEEEE
>>56938626
chink link, s e n p a i
>>56938686
it's on taobao, so you'll have to use a reshipper
it came out to around £5 each for the 3 wallets, pretty good I suppose
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/a-teapot/32609887709.html
I need a teapot like this, but with a proper spout, for a christmas present. Does anybody know of a good one that isn't super small (want 600ml+)
>>56938626
>purchasing anti semitic merchandise symbols
Enjoy being on a watchlist shitlord
It's a USB charging flashlight! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/usb-flashlight/32584323837.html (you might want to look around though, I've seen those for a little bit cheaper than I paid on Ali)
I'm actually VERY impressed with this. It's three modes, high/low/strobe which you cycle through by clicking. It's pretty much the perfect size and form factor for the style of switch it uses, it has the classic chinky zoom, and despite what an anon said in a previous thread, it feels pretty sturdy and well-constructed. He was right about the lanyard though, oh boy is this thing cheap feeling.
There's a little LED inside the button that turns on when it's charging and it charges at about 320mah. Really the only negative thing I can say about this other than the lanyard is the beam is a very cool white, slightly cooler than the meme Ultrafire but not quite bluish. A minor complaint. Oh yeah, and it's o-ring sealed which is nice.
I would highly recommend this item to anyone looking for a rechargeable flashlight.
The instructions on the side of the box are pretty funny.
>>56938747
me on top left
>join discord
>shitpost a little
>cathy or some other fag bans me instantly
nice welcome back fags <3 u too
Is there a list or something of 1 cent items so I can just get all of them?
>>56938722
>it came out to around £5 each for the 3 wallets
that seems expensive. this is /csg/, not your local cheap shit storage
Here it is compared to my other meme Crees, the Ultrafire (which is sometimes sold unbranded) and the unbranded on Gearbest sells.
One thing I just noticed is this light has a fair amount of spill compared to the other two Creelights in this pic, but it's not a big deal. Depending on your needs, spill can actually be good. I really like how the button feels on this, too.
>>56938878
yes
>>56938883
>storage
*store
>>56938883
most of that cost was for the shipping service, the wallets themselves cost less than half that.
You've never bought anything from taobao have you?
aliexpress is to taobao as ebay is to aliexpress, and as amazon is to ebay
>>56933319
>>56938894
Where?
>>56938963
ah
yeah, I suspected the cost would be shipping after reading "reshipping"
and, no, I've never bought from taobao. from what I've read, there are lots of interesting things being sold there, though. I wonder why they don't become like gearbest/aliexpress and let westerners buy cheap shit with cheap shipping
WHEN IS THE ROCK ZIRCON COMING BACK TO GEARBEST
>>56939040
WE'RE CHINK SHIT GEN, NOT GEARBEST SUPPORT GO ASK THEM
>>56939030
its kind of like etsy/ebay but for china, so you have a lot of "dodgy" stuff there too, mainly fake trainers.
The shipping becomes less of a problem when you're buying more expensive stuff, like cosplay crap. That's why you should go /cgl/ and go to taobao general, the thread starter is really useful.
I'm thinking of buying some really cheap fetish shit from there, rate
>>56939070
>go to taobao general
fuck off
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-8-TFT-Screen-Black-RuiZu-X02-HiFi-4G-MP3-MP4-Music-Player-FM-Recorder/32537519930.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.10.r42D0G&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10056_10065_10068_10055_10067_10054_10069_10059_9995_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=62a33dfd-adc0-474b-bb10-14c85dd47841
Should I go for it? Seems to be the cheapest one
I'm looking for an under $10 clone console that comes with built in to toss in my aliexpress cart with some other shit. anything like that?
>>56938807
god damn i really want pantsu, nyaa and sub pepe wallets.... why Taobao only when Pepe is surely more popular for non-chinks?
>>56939237
Learn to shorten aliexpress links, everything after .html can be deleted and the bit between /item/ and the number can be anything like so:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ruizu/32537519930.html
But sure, go for it.
>>56939400
If history tells us anything, those Pepes will end up on Aliexpress soon enough. It happened for the hats, tissue dispensers and sleeping masks.
Postman arrived
80 cent beanie and a skull meme band bracelet.
>>56939509
i hope so
i'm searching for pepe on aliexpress at the moment and it brings up results but if i do "pepe frog" search it returns nothing (but 'pepe' searches mostly have pepe/frog/meme in the title)
weird
>>56938823
you'll come back with an alt like you always do.
Hey guys, is the Redmi 3S a decent phone in its price range? Looking for one with a decent front and back camera
>>56939532
try "sad frog"
thats how i found my pepe eye mask
>>56939532
"sad frog" is what you want to put in the search bar.
>>56939511
are you a girl?
>>56937738
>Pointing out Trump supporters
Bernout libtard detected
>>56939571
>>56939655
gracias senior
found a bunch of pepe pillow cases and i just bought an ikea pillow today.. it's a sign
but they $20 and the pepes aren't even that shiny :(
>>56939672
back to /pol faggots
Anyone bought a maga hat from aliexpress?
I can't tell if it's going to be mesh back or not when they all use stock images
>>56939657
no, but it's for my GF
>>56939704
i will post a review when/if my eye mask turns up
>>56939237
Looks nice but from looking at reviews (mostly bad desu) it doesn't seem to read the meta data from mp3s
Are there any genuine bluetooth mice on Ali? Any kind of mouse, trackball, vertical, as long as ita bluetooth
>>56939400
there are only two styles of wallet, "sad face" and "mocking face"
the page is funny as hell, lots of memes and even pic rel
>>56939852
ah, i'm less sad, but optimistic ali sellers will produce me a shibari pepe
>>56939766
Yes. Use the search function. Not hard to find.
>>56939890
>remember to send your address so we can send you the sad frog wallet
or something along those lines
>>56939756
Ruizu is well memed, mine is brilliant with its 64gb shark. Just need to load new firmware for it to work well, only takes a few minutes though.
Don't think he was asking for a review m8.
>>56939237
yes, buy it, I got mine from gearbest without checking aliexpress and regretted it when I saw that I could've had it 20% cheaper.
>>56939732
Mine hasn't arrived yet, been 6 weeks.
I can't tell whether I've been chink'd or if it was confiscated at customs and I'm now on a list of dangerous white supremacists.
I haven't been on /csg/ for a while, are yuropoors still getting raped by taxes?
I want to pull the trigger on this bad boy. Also what's the /csg/ recommended flash drive?
>tfw something you already bought is still in your wishlist and you get a price reduction notification
>>56939933
Fuck off. I tried that and got chinked.
>>56939890
>>56939852
>>56939959
Ugh, another white supremacist thread
>>56940110
>Also what's the /csg/ recommended flash drive?
We kinda like shark microSD. They can be put in adapters if you want some USB (which will allow you to use them with OTG on a smartphone or tablet as well as regular USB on a computer and stuff, eh).
'course there is also just the popular flash drives on Ali / GB / BG / ... Got two off GB at some point, one Mixza 32GB and one no name 16GB, both were fine.
>>56940355
You literally can pick the first result or the most popular one and you have a bluetooth mouse - what's the problem?
You can also do this on a store.
>>56940355
>>56940379
Like, I can't even
>>56938754
>>56938892
Care to do a video during the night and showcasing it, distance, intensity, comparison?
>>56940110
>>56940110
mixza zebras
>>56940379
14/88 GREEN PRIDE WORLD WIDE
/csg/bros, link me some cheap chink shit to buy from Ali which you bought and are happy with.
Everything from pens to quadrocopters to other toys.
Thanks again aliexpress.
>>56940579
gotchu senpai
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
>>56940579
OP made an infographic which lists the universally popular common and cheap memes. Ask nicely and someone will spoonfeed you it.
You'll need to be persistent though because you'll get about half an hour of the resident autists here sperging out and pretending that the infographic isn't finished before anyone posts it.
somebody baking a new bread?
>>56940579
>>56940704
Don't worry, I love spoonfeeding.
After yesterday's Xiaomi power bank, another classic /csg/ meme arrived at my door
The Sanremu 7010 ladies and gentlemen.
Arrived sharp as fuck and the folding/unfolding is really smooth. A bit smaller blade than I imagined but perfect for opening chink packages
At 6.99$ with GB points, would highly recommend
Anyone got the link to the xiaomi blank paper Notebook?
There was one somewhere but i cant find it.
>>56940414
Because it wasn't bluetooth, hence why I got chinked and specified genuine.
I'm asking to anyone whos managed to buy a legit bluetooth mouse.
>>56940704
>OP made an infographic which lists the universally popular common and cheap memes
op is a lazy fag who will never follow through with the infographic
>>56940928
>"OP is a lazy fag"
>no one bothers to make good threads with news except him
naw lad, he's one of the least lazy people here.
can we get a dump of ATTO results for the MIXZA 32GB cards?
>>56941008
>ATTO results
>32GB
Why? Aren't CrystalDiskMark Shizuku edition and h2testw-results enough?
>>56940863
link to the mouse you got chinked with?
>>56940966
>literal months to compile stock pictures of chinkshit into a single image
just because he does the news a couple of times a day doesn't mean he isn't a lazy queer
is the gearbest $4 coupon over?
>>56941108
If it's so easy why don't you do it then? Oh yeah, because you contribute nothing except toxicity and negativity to a normally relaxing general.
>>56941230
instead of shitposting maybe you should create a new thread since op is clearly not here right now
>>56938892
lmao, you got chinked my friend. The cree q5 chip is ass. They sell other flashlights with those same housings with a XM L2 chip for about $5-7 (and they sell xm1 chips for even cheaper) , and that should put out about 800lm consistent , instead of the measly 80 you would get out of those shitty chips..
>>56941256
maybe you should, you might actually contribute something of worth to this general for once.
>real Casio has deviated 3 seconds in 4 weeks
>fake one dropped 13 minutes in 4 days
Welp
My Xiaomi backpack came today. It fits my dog very nicely.
>>56937998
The fuck do you think the cylinder on the right is if not a fuse? A rolled-up animu wallscroll?
>>56941328
>>56937677
>Now everyone'll think I'm white thrash.
they already do.
>>56940863
The first (default ordering, most sold) "bluetooth mouse" results ARE bluetooth mice.
Also, you can read the article description and dispute if they try to chink you.
It's ridiculously simple, not sure how you failed.
>>56941329
The shit on Ali you retard, not the unrelated image.
A Macbook Pro 13 sliding in for size.
>>56941328
is this the offical /csg/ mascot? dog is adorable
>>56941328
>>56941357
>>56941384
The material looks horrible.
That's a nice dog though. A girldog or a brodog? Tell us about dog.
>>56941328
>>56941357
> orange
Same taste, apparently. And yea, it definitely fits your dog well.
I feel the backpack isn't quite as compact as I'd like when folded, though. Yea, it's not big, but maybe it won't make it into my travel kit.
>>56941328
>Xiaomi the super dog
also more dogs using Xiaomi products
>>56941384
Price?
>>56941297
>He doesn't know Chinese time runs faster than Japanese
>>56941413
Girldog. I got her from a pound when she was a few weeks old - she's 4 now. She's very good about letting me take pictures.
>>56941420
It's just a casual backpack for throwing stuff in.
>>56941430
I generally prefer Rock products, such as my Zircons and this screen protector I'm applying to my mother's phone.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ockel-sirius-a-the-world-s-most-versatile-mini-pc-mobile-design--2#/
Last time these guys tried to fund an indiegogo product it turned out to be a rebadged chinkshit mini PC, is it this time too? Post it here if a mini PC like this emerges (Z8750 for non-highway robbery prices sounds pretty dope)
>>56941328
Nice doggo Anon.
But i wouldn't expose my beloved doggo to cancerous chink plastic Materials.
But damn, thats a damn nice dog.
>>56941413
> The material looks horrible.
You don't like reinforced nylon?
>>56941474
So workers work faster and profits come quicker, I'm guessing.
Well, whatever, it looks nice enough and already gave some away to family and friends who really seemed to want them.
2 for 4 buckaroos is an alright price.
>>56941485
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_364503.html ?
>>56941530
That would be the closest comparison right now, yeah. Only difference being that they backed off the Z8750, and that's annoying (older atoms have a problem that affects gaming performance), and the panel being smaller and 720p instead of 1080p.
>>56939564
http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro
yes for that price it is good, dont know about camera thou.
if you get one take one whit snapdragond cpu so you can read micro sd
Making new thread now.
>>56941530
How much?
No mouse could be annoying. Is there software/drivers to substitute joystick input as a mouse?
Anyone who knows where I could get a GRAND DAD hat made?
>>56941455
About $11 with good boy points.
kek
>>56941665
didja search custom hat on the aliexpress?
New thread here
>>56941912
>>56941912
>>56941912
>>56940110
Got one of those for my mam, should be picking it up when I'm back off holiday on Monday if you want to wait a bit for an opinion.
>>56941377
Article description, properties, and title all said bluetooth and it had tons of orders and reviews not a single one says its not really bluetooth because russians are fucking stupid.
>>56938546
the native resolution on those are so fucking garbage. Any HD video you throw at it will look like a piece of shit. I promise you.