times you revealed your /g/ powerlevel

>hanging out with friends for the first time in a long time
>they start wondering about having us stay for dinner
>don't have anything planned
>they open a browser to the local pizza place website
>start to tear up
>they fill out the selections
>"Loading..." screens up the ass
>one of them notices me sniffling
>have to try to stay calm while they finish the order
>they click "Checkout"
>burst into treats
>have to explain to them that the botnet wants them to starve
S-someone hold me, /g.../

>>56907183
i always /g/ irl that's the fun

>>56907397
everyone I know who /g/'s irl is actually autistic

>>56907288
Talk with a doc.

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>>56907425
but i am autistic

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>Be drunk
>Read some upsetting news about internet laws
>Burn Tails to 2 DVDs
>Give one to dad while rambling about the digital apocalypse
>He tries to calm me down, but the drunken sperg-out can't be controlled
>Just sits and listens to my tin foil hat tier ramblings
>Wonders what he did wrong 25 years ago

>>56907183
i explained to bunch of friends how to crack WPA wifi at a BBQ, now they won't let me anywhere near their electronics cause they think i'm some uber hacker or something

>>56907910
WPA wifi, not WEP?
care to share anon?

>>56907936
nigga literally look it up there's tutorials all over jewtube, it won't work on new routers though

>>56907288
This seems like a meme, but I literally convinced my friends to let me ring the pizza place on a landline instead of using a website or app.

>>56907994
F-freedom is n-no meme, a-anon-kun...

>>56908016
It's not!
I love my friends too much to let them do something like use nonfree software.

>mouth momentarily begins to form the g in gnu before you say linux when talking to normies.

>>56908088
are you not meant to call it gnu/linux?

maybe when i get really passionate in a conversation with someone who knows a bit about tech in general. also, don't like family members taking pics of me.

but i never get drunk, so no ranting about that stuff to anyone.

>>56907994
that's the real way to handle it
people will be more than happy to let you deal with the pizza man

>>56908119
I get enough "What's linux?", without mentioning the GNU part.

>get stoned with friend
>start going on about how I don't use proprietary software and about how everyone wants to mine us for data and all the autism you see on here
>also say that the Jews and Chinese are like insects
>and how it's nice that no niggers live in my neighborhood
Revealed my /g/ and /pol/ power level all at once, luckily I kept the /a/ power level safe

>>56908898
>browses /g/, /pol/ and /a/
What level wizard are you, anon?

>>56908749
Blue pilled propriety slaves

>join WoW guild
>they use Raidcall
>proceed to explainy why I don't want to use a Russian botnet
>get kicked out of the guild

>>56907994
Honestly, I hate making phone calls more than anything else, and will go out of my way to avoid them wherever possible, but in a lot of cases it can be the most efficient way to get something done.

I still order pizza online though. Or in person. Fuck phone calls.

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>>56907183
I, too, have done this.
Maybe that's why I don't get invited to go drinking anymore. Oh well, I prefer herb over alcohol anyways.

>>56909187
I actually know the people at the pizza shop.
Which is a sad reflection on my life.

>>56908088
Czech'd. I always call it GNU/Linux, though, fucking normies need to get confused, because that's the only way it might register with them.

>>56909187
>I hate making phone calls more than anything else.
What about losing your freedom? I'm sure you would prefer to talk in the phone for not even a minute than live as a slave for the rest of your life.

>>56907994
>Want some pizza with my dad
>Don't want to use their website because of non free JavaScript
>Call them
>"Hey dad, what was the pizza we ordered last time ?"
>The Guy on the phone tell me all the pizzas I have ordered last time
>This Guy know my name, my adress, my phone number and, my family and my favourite pizzas
>Tfw my pizzeria wants me to starve

>>56908898
I did the same thing during Christmas dinner. I remember my mom's shocked expression as she said "Woooow, okay".

>>56907183
>parents invite normie friends over
>they're all browsing reddit on their iphones and talking about pokemon go
>take them to den
>self-built dual socket server and 6 hard drives with roaring fans, mechanical keyboard, and crt monitor
>"anon is that your computer?"
>anime background, terminal windows open
>they ask me if i go to 4chan

>>56908898
I basically said the same things at work (a restaurant) and my coworkers ecstatically agreed. Albeit, when you're doing prep, it's just pure shittalking. People, politics, the previous shift, everyone and everything is fair game.

>whats your instagram anon?
>whats your facebook anon?
>whats your snapchat anon?
>whats your twitter anon?
all it takes to be outed in this day and age

>>56910270
>tfw i use facebook

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>>56907183
>be in college, 2008
>recently had turned 21 and had drunk beer several times
>first time having hard liquor
>had friends at this time for some reason
>at friend's apartment
>playing rockband
>one of friends talking about how his brother was working on a transformers movie
>he mentions in passing something about Macs
>I go on a tirade about why Macs are bad and for idiots
>apparently several people tried to make me stop but I would get angry and hit my leg with a clenched fist
>told by this guy that I was no longer allowed to drink at his apartment

That's actually the only bad behavior while drinking I ever had, that one event. (Unless you count when I used to drive drunk, which I do not do now)
Pic unrelated but cool

>>56910325
also around this time
>at friend's apartment, bring my laptop so I can post on 4chan while rest of friend group watched movies (fiction is a waste of time so I cannot stand this activity)
>friend's girl roommate asks if she can check her facebook account from my laptop
>for some reason I allow it
>hand her my laptop
>she doesn't know how to use awesome wm or load my browser
>realize she doesn't really know that I am a nerd XD
>open firefox for her and navigate to facebook.com and hand her back the laptop
>it's all dark theme because I themed every websight to be zenburn colors
>"Jordan, I thought you didn't have a facebook account but you took the time to make it all dark?"
>I explain to her that I use custom css and some built in firefox settings to automatically make every website that color
>she signs in and takes about 9001 years to do whatever it is you do on facebook
>get laptop back, check saved passwords
>she didn't save her password
>I did use to steal facebook sessions in the dorms using some skiddie tool and would make posts as other people that probably ruined their social standings

>yelling at people to delete their facebook because it's proprietary and they're stealing our data
There's no theft involved. You give it to them for free.

>>56910270
>>56910312
my revealing my power level is getting people to admit that they secretly hate the services. best is males. and it's always the same reason.

>>so anon I heard you don't have a _____ account
>It's true
>>Why not?
>I just don't really care about everyone's shit and if I wanted to meet them I would call or text.
>>I guess so... btw, don't have kids anon
>So you're doing that because of your kids...?
>>...When you ask like that I guess my wife forced me to do it all
>So what do you use it for at the end of it all?
>>I guess I just talk to her and her friends over and over again... nevermind

conversations starts out as "anon why are you an autist" and every time ends as "I'm an autist"

>>56910525
Making your friends call you anon is pretty autistic, dude. You should see a doctor.

>>56910525
I pretty much only use facebook to talk to others without needing to give them my phone number. I never post anything and I just follow pages for various interests I have. Everything is set to private as well.

>>56910539
in some of these cases they also admit that they didn't want the children in the first place or to even live here on a permanent basis. and that their wife made them do everything. we arrive here after just a few responses starting with "why don't you have a facebook". I'd literally kill myself.

>>56908898
>racist tirade
Daww, arent you a little snowflake.

>>56910434
But they take data even if you don't have an account. They track all of the sites you visit that have a like button on them and build a database of all information they have corresponding to you.

>>56907183
>power level
Please kill yourself.

>>56907288
>burst into treats
man it’s been a while since I last saw that one

>>56907183
>delete their facebook
how can i get myself to do this /g/?

>>56910755
If you don't have a facebook account and care about that you should just block the entire facebook domain.

>>56909129
/b/

>>56910801
I don't think I've seen that since snacks used to say it on /g/ inverted

>>56910755
And now they're building solar powered drones that will fly around in shitskin countries without internet acting as hotspots to give them all internet.

I bet every one of them will need a Facebook account to connect to the drone net and you can guaran-damn-tee Facebook will be collecting every fucking byte that passes through their network

>>56910434
>there's no theft involved. You give it to them for free.
the normies don't know this

>>56910920
They also think snapchat photos really disappear after 10 or whatever seconds and that nobody else can see the image in transit.

>>56910802
Just do it. Its like removing a bandaid: it hurts at first but it's better in the long run

>>56910802
I've deactivated mine for about 2 years now. Shit is cash. I should just go ahead and delete it at this point

>>56907397
What, you become a girl when drunk?

>>56909151
You're using an USA botnet.

>>56909256
>implying NSA isn't listening to your call to prevent you from ordering CP

>>56910434
That's right. But is still wrong.

>>56909151
this is me, but with discord instead.

>>56914779
so chinese botnet.

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>>56908128
nigga I'm drunk right now

>I don't have a facebook account

When I created a search engine for tor network as a mini project for college.

>>56910802
>>56911421
If you ever made a kikebook account you shouldn't be here to begin with.

>>56907183
I had this happen to me.
>Learned about laptop cam hacking
>taped it off
>a few weeks later my parents notice and ridicule me for being paranoid after listening to my explanation
>get new laptop
>disable webcam in BIOS and delete drivers
>smug comments christmas from parents:
>"see it's silly to tape of your webcam anon"
>tell them i disabled it in BIOS
>mfw their faces

>>56918581
You can disable a webcam in BIOS? I never owned a webcam-embedded notebook so I don't actually know. I'd just remove it physically, to be desu.

>>56918581
Fuck that reminds me of a story.
>dad decides to buy me a new thinkpad with part of my moms retirement since I've been such a good child for taking care of her for 5 years
>he isn't tech savy at all so I explain why I'm upgrading certain things and not other things
>like I'm getting the best cpu since its a bitch and a half to replace, but I'm skimping on the hard drive and ram since I can easily upgrade those myself for cheaper
>get to webcam
>say I'm not getting a webcam
>yes you are
>I don't want or need a webcam though
>tough shit what if I want to skype you or something
>but we live in the same house
>you are getting a webcam or I'm not buying this laptop

And thats the story of why my t550 has a webcam.

>>56907994
The telephone switches handling your call to the pizza place aren't running AGPLv3 code.

>>56907936
Most likely WPA with the PIN thing enabled

>>56919426
Does it matter? They're not your telephone switches. Even if they were running AGPLv3+ software, you still don't get the 4 freedoms of software:
>You don't run the software on their machines, the telephone company does;
>You can't study the software running on their machines, only the telephone company can;
>You can't make copies of the software running on their machines, only the telephone company can; and
>You can't distribute modified versions of the software running on their machines, only the telephone company can.
Does this mean you shouldn't use telephones? That depends. If you know and understand that the machines you're talking to are NOT your machines, and everything that goes with it, then you can decide for yourself whether or not you're willing to do so.
Nonfree javascript/phone apps, however, do run on your machine, so that immediately requires them to be free.

>>56907910
A dude I know thinks I hacked his phone because I advised him to turn off bluetooth to save battery when I noticed the icon in a screenshot he sent me.

>>56919221
T550 is not a real ThinkPad

>>56920803
Why not?

>>56918653
Did webcam and microphone on my thinkpad. I can always just reboot and reactivate if I really need it.

>have boss who is massively pro-open source
>work in a pro-open source company
>Talk about technology and vidya and whatnot all day erryday

Life. Is. Awesome. It's like living in /g/, only with less retards and only pleasant people around. So it's not like /g/ at all.

>>56922915
Hi Alex.
Also,
> pro-open source
> play vidya

>>56923011
You can be pro-something and still find it necessary to use another thing in order to actually live a good life.

Unless you're a massive autist like Stallman.

>>56923011
>there are no freedoms-respecting video games

>>56923039
Nah, I do use proprietary software myself (4chan as an example).
But people who are Pro-open source/Pro-freedom wouldn't play video games just because the devices they run on are freedom-denying and so are the games.
And no, they aren't a necessity to have a good life.

>>56923057
> implying that's the kind of games they talk about
But I get your point and acknowledge it.

>>56907397
Same here. Privacy is a big concern and I always warn people of the dangers of social media, google, apple, the NSA, etc.
They don't care except when I knock the phone out of their hands to block their cameras when they point them at me to check their texts.

>>56913040
Not him but I think I got fucked once when drunk.

The sensation was familiar to me when I consciously decided to do it years later.

>>56907936
Bruteforce dictionary attack or WPS.

>>56909187
I used to call the pizza man through a tollbooth a block away from my house and have them deliver it a few houses down to where I live where I was waiting.

>>56923682
Unfortunately the city is taking down the payphones because of the ubiquity of cellphones I guess. I only pick up pizza now, no deliveries unless someone else calls them.

>>56910545
>talk to others without needing to give them my phone number
You gave your phone number to Facebook Inc.

>>56910545
>Everything is set to private as well.
This doesn't matters, nothing on Facebook is really private, as it does not has cryptography. Facebook can see anything you post.

>>56910722
Aww, aren't you from reddit?

>>56907994
>>56908130
>>56909187
>>56909563
>he doesn't just buy the materials himself and compile a pizza from source

i can't believe there are people on this board that eat proprietary pizza
despicable

>>56910722
>muh racism
nigger >>>/out/

>>56910755
Simple, just configure uBlock Origin correctly.

>>56911363
He asked "their", not "mine".

>>56915992
If you ever shit rules on other people, you shouldn't be here to begin with. Try tumblr.

>>56910917
>now they're building solar powered drones that will fly around in shitskin countries without internet acting as hotspots to give them all internet
Not just this. They tried to launch a satellite, but the rocket exploded.

>>56910920
>the normies don't know this
Of course, they refuse to read the Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy, sand say everything about online surveillance is a conspiracy theory.

>>56926360
Please stop sending them to /out/, we don't want those faggots there either. Send them to >>>/mlp/ or something, they clearly enjoy being an environment that infantilizes them.

>>56910722
You must be trans I'm guessing?

>>56926679
*being in an environment

>>56911028
>nobody else can see the image in transit
Irrelevant, you can just screenshot.

>>56918215
This anime isn't worth watching, except for the MEMEX episode.

>>56918653
I paid someone to disconnect them physically. But still tape it.

>>56919221
>I'm getting the best cpu since its a bitch and a half to replace
What? Notebook CPUs can be replaced?

>>56919735
PIN thing is called WPS - WiFi Protected Setup. Ridiculous easy to break.

>>56926453
We block the data theft, but that does not change the fact that people who don't do that are not giving Zuckerberg their information willingly.

>>56927665
Correct.

>>56927460
Usually it's a simple process similar to replacing a desktop CPU. Some newer laptops solder the cpu straight to the mobo, which is impossible to replace unless you have Louis Rossmann level skills.

>>56907966
Alternative method for newer routers is to set up a dummy network, max out your TX power, and blast their AP with a DDoS.

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> tfw can only watch anime when drunk

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>talking with normies at work
>huge conversation about faceberg drama
>silence
>"anon did you read what joe said?"
>"don't have faceBERG."
>"faceberg?"
>"yeah zuckerberg is basically selling your identity to whoever has the cash. It's hilarious that you people willingly post your whole lives into his program for the purpose of social signaling."
>*crickets*
>"what social media should we use?"
>pic related

>get drunk
>install gentoo
>it runs

>>56928066
not even mad. that's impressive.

>>56928066
a tru /g/entooman

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>>56928066
Nice.

>>56910394
>Fiction is a waste of time
Yea it pretty much is, there are very few that I like. It's better to watch a documentry or something.

>>56927315
What is the point?

I put my cock.li email in the mailing list
Now when the group rep sends out announcements, she's got [email protected] in the middle of all the Gmails and Yahoos

>dad talks about a "linux kodi box"
>said "it's GNU/Linux, not Linux" to him

>>56928066
>take DXM/DPH combo
>smoke pot
>install Arch successfully

To be fair, I don't remember for sure whether the pot was before or after the installation, but even if it was after I have no clue how I managed to do that when I was most likely too high to even walk or see straight

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>>56926068
>buying the materials when you can farm and manufacture them yourself

>>56931244
I believe that's called a install from stage1

I revealed mine at work

we use adobe photoshop for our big industrial printers and we were updating it but having issues so i raged said im sick of proprietary shit and kikes jewing us. Coworkers just went all quiet and were like "umm okayyyýy"

boss called me in the office and butt blasted me about how he can be sued for $20 million for having an antisemitic workplace and told me if anybody complains about it he will have to fire me on the spot and report me to the authorities

>>56931397
What type of cucked company do you work for.

>>56931409

we print all the big billboard signs and that pretty much any big ad on a wall or billboard or window we print it...

>>56927315
Why would you pay someone to perform a simple task you could easily do yourself?

>>56907183
Sounds like he has the temperment to be president

>>56931397
I've tried using Gimp at work and did some photo restoration. Is doable in it's current state, but I can't start using only Gimp without 16 bit per channel and adjustment layers.

20 million shekels is a lot. But you have experience at doing what you do, right?
So read some books about business management, save a lot of money and start your own business free of buggy software and without Zionists. Fuck Zionists

>>56920875
Maybe is that Lenovo/IBM thing?

>>56927894
>Some newer laptops solder the cpu straight to the mobo, which is impossible to replace unless you have Louis Rossmann level skills.
I only know this type of CPU affixing. BGA.

>>56927998
Why you scream internally about they don't knowing alternatives?

>>56930049
They couldn't see me anymore, but I still could see them, so this irritated me and I taped again.

>>56910722
Hey nigger

>>56931397
>report me to the authorities
But that isn't illegal unless you live in a shithole.