g humor thread

>>56872353
Why is the Microsoft language not the Indian language?
This humor is going way over my head.

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>>56872353

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>>56872353
I'm sorry it's in Norwegian, but basically some guy in his late 20s / early 30s decided he was sick of life and did some Internet studies in "Networking and IT" and his final project was some blackjack game.

https://www.noroff.no/nyheter/it-sikkerhet/407-christoffer-programmerte-blackjack-i-c-c

Someone post the oop satire with the kites

>>56872353
But that's wrong because there are many tutorials for c# by pajeets.

>>56872448
>>>microsoft language
>>>what is mono

>>56872513
This is why you gotta know your fizzbuzz... if he ever solved fizzbuzz he'd know how to %13 this shit...

>>56872574
How does that not make it Microsoft developed?

>>56872579
I also find it hilarious that he
>assigns a variable and returns it
>forgets that in blackjack ace can be either 11 or 1

>>56872532
Pls, I'm desperate

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>>56872640

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>>56872665

>>56872353
C A N C E R
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C
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R

These threads need to be purged forever.

>>56872353
Bombayman.

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>>56872676

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>>56872720

>>56872353
Inb4 mods delet this

>>56872720
That literally made me cringe.

>>56872353
Great reddit tier humor. Congrats, everyone. This person now considers /g/ to be his home. You made this happen.

>>56872454
What's funny about this? He says he's in finance so I guess he needs to know Excel inside out

>>56873063

he's such an obvious microshaft shill

>>56872691
pajeet detected

"literally everything you use is shit"
~ /g/

Microsoft is dum.

>>56873640
Actually, /g/ provides plenty of reasons for every single claim it makes. Criticism is the only source of progress.

>You're full of shit.

>>56872353
Java and c# are like the fucking same, what is the point of this comic?

>>56874574
>Pajeets have poop skin color

>>56874574
>Java and c# are like the fucking same
t. Larry Ellison

>>56872454

he really likes Excel

>>56872513

why not just %13?

>>56874757
>I'm so stupid I need to explain the joke

>>56874800

I thought the joke was that his final project was a black jack game

>>56874826
No you're on 4chan, so you're stupid anyway. Nothing to discuss.

Also, faggot

>>56874885

well that's true

>>56872780
Sauce?

>>56872720
this seems funny but i have no idea how systemd works, so i'm going to pretend i get it

>>56875058
Jesus, how new are you? Are you 12?
It's from "the silence of the lambs".

>>56875145
I'm sorry that I haven't seen every movie ever. I like to talk to people and do things instead.

>>56875152
>I like to talk to people and do things instead.
haha what a faggot

>>56875152
>I like to talk to people and do things instead.
faggot

>>56875158
>>56875167
I know this is memes but it still makes me sad.

>>56875158
>>56875167
I mean sad because of your pathetic lives, not because you called me a faggot.

>>56875176
>gets emotional over things after admitting it being irrational
haha what a faggot

>>56875195
>cares about the lives of strangers on the internet
faggot

>>56872353
>cares about OC
>at all
>thinks C# is good
>uses thread titles
>s/g/\/g\//

>>>/plebbit/

>>56875152
it's one of the most iconic movies ever. you're a fucking retard.

>>56875220
I'm sorry I missed one of the many "most iconic movies ever"

>>56872578
>dyel
>tacky as fuck shirt
>le guy fawkes mask
>iphone

literally cancer in every way imaginable, this should be a banner pic

>>56872665
fucking lost at the dog with a stomach full of them

>>56875213
poo in loo detected

>C#
>beautiful and cleanly designed language...

That's really funny, OP

Java or C#? Decide, faggot.

>just pick C or C++

No, thanks, I dont wanne be an unemployed.

>>56875152
srsly anon you don't belong here

kill yourself

>>56872676
>implying

>>56876107
>Java or C#
No, thanks, I don't want a min wage job

>>56876122
kys

>>56872640
Fuck you cunt

>>56876408
>tfw had some baby tier programming assignments in Java today
>"Use ArrayList to make a NPE."
>IDE catches stuff like ArrayList l = null; l.hashCode(); so I can't compile and return my code
>I have to make a seperate method for the code to not work

I feel like Pajeet.

>>56878452
nothing wrong with the IDE catching your mistakes, if you just overlooked them.

there is something problematic, however, with you relying on the IDE to fix your mistakes without knowing why they are occurring.

try writing some vanilla C to really get some perspective on how things work at a lower level, it will give you some insight as to what these higher-level problems truly mean.

>>56872574
Garbage

>>56875152
>one of the most iconic films ever
>won like 13 oscars
Just admit you're 12 years old man.

>>56873023
Pajeet so mad he used up his entire internet data allowance to open that image and make his comment.

>>56879854
>Who cares?
People who want to make money off them? You know, like company executives?

>>56879906
wtf i love amd now

>>56872353
Is the joke that C# and Java are the same language?

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>>56879832
Have you considered that he may just not watch that many movies? Stop samefagging, it's shitting up the thread.

>>56879906
>>56879936
AMD has R&D and factories in Israel you cucks. The only one that doesnt is Nvidia. Checkmate amdcucks.

>>56881533
wtf i hate amd now

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>>56872720
As funny as this is, it doesn't even go into dns, sudo, and all the recent things systemd has tried to take over.

>>56872353
Java pays very well though, so suck it.
I coded both, and Java is a pain, but they pay me well.

>>56872454
You could say...
...
..
.
He excels at Excel!

>>56875152
holy shit end yourself

>>56875152
yesterday a kid born in '99 didn't know who Pamela Anderson is. You truly are the shittiest generation.

>>56881709

goto fail;
goto fail;

>>56881816
carlos!

>>56872665
how can Apple suck so much at design?

>>56875058
it's Scully from the X-Files

>>56881816
absolutely mental my man

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>>56872353
>Poo.Init();
That part was pretty good I'll give you that

>>56875152
Zombie jesus titty-fucking christ on a bike. What are you, the distilled essence of faggot?

>>56872601
Woah there fucker, don't get all niggalicious!

>>56882199
This is just dumb.

This guy implies that storing a var on your own computer has to be mentioned in the EULA. This is very untrue.

How often do you see EULAs about free software, about GIMP, about MC, whatever that they store this, that? How often do the Bash devs get sued for storing shit in .bash_history?

I mean come on now, no one can be THIS stupid.
Now I understand they might have to collect & store because it's tied to MS account and basically it's a sync & backup. And of course they might (very likely) also sell the data to companies.

But yeah.
EULA to store a local var?
Are you fucking kidding me?
And the guy tries to sound smart... wtf.

>>56875152
>not having watched The Silence of the Lambs
>not having even HEARD ABOUT IT
>i'm sorry that I haven't seen every movie ever

JUST

You are actually 12, aren't you?

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>>56872641
Here you go

>>56874398
Aplel is dum

>>56874574
only people who don't appreciate good languages say this

java is fucking awful

>>56882366
The book is way better. Read it

>>56882464
>>>56874398
>implying

>>56882421
>plays Metallica's Sad But True

>>56875220
>>56876122
>>56879832
>>56881829
>>56881890
>>56882315
>>56882366
Fuck off back to >>>/tv/
Not everyone gives a flying fuck about western TV or movies.

>>56872574
>>56872593
Microsoft opened it up and released specifications for the language and the runtime libraries, allowing other compilers to emerge (i.e. Mono which is open source)

Oracle has done nothing but try to make Java more proprietary by the day

>>56883335
>Not everyone gives a flying fuck about western TV or movies.
Hehehe.
I can imagine the family moment when they open the basement door, "this is our son", and a fat neckbeard yells back "NOT EVERYONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK..."...

10/10 anon, you made my day.

>>56883399
>Damage control

>>56875780
It looks like it is both of you given how you think c# is clean.

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>>56882199

>>56881816

>>>/c/arlos