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/csg/ Chink Shit General

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Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
https://discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• PLEASE CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:
Everyone request a Wishlist code feature that allows for Anonymous gifting with Gearbest or AliExpress in hopes of having it in time for the holiday season. >>56618731
• DutchAnon got a 10cent chicken in the mail from Gearbest >>56614152 and a thing to light up his toilet bowl like a gaming pc >>56614221 and a $10 Xiaomi Pocket >>56614330 with his finally purchase a Xiaomi Scale >>56614429 Mitu for Scale >>56614560
• Anon's Ulefone Paris has finally stopped working >>56614122
• Anon's the first to receive and post pics of the Xiaomi Pen >>56615088
>>56615155 scribbles some >>56615278 unscrews it >>56615460 measures it >>56615514 posts pic of filling >>56615769
• Anon got a dented RFID card holder, complains to Gearbest about it and receives 50 points for it >>56615340
• Anon got a Chink Thermos shaped like a camera lens >>56616288
• Anon posts a story of his first encounter with /CSG/ >>56616444
• Anon mods his SOMAKE >>56616852
• Anon got some cheap bike leds >>56616861 and a mirror for his bicycle >>56617058
• Anon posts shit ton of chink shit, doesn't unbox it >>56617265
• Anon posts update on his BV6000S >>56617068 plans on on skipping a 5000 across water >>56617304
• Turns out the BV5000 isn't waterproof after all >>56617534 >>56617577 >>56617602
• New 10 cent chink shit found on Gearbest with these coupons >>56617949
• Anon got his first Xiaomi Powerbank >>56618230
• The XDuoo X2 Coupon is still active for those wanting a quality mp3 player >>56618266
• Anon is happy with /csg/'s existence >>56618477


Previous thread >>56613133
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>>56619565
Hey chinkfans,

I'm looking for a small (5"-5.2") phone to replace my dead N5. I narrowed it down to
Xiaomi Redmi 3s Vs. Huawei Honor 5c.

Honor has faster CPU and 1080p but Redmi has bigger battery. which one should I go with folks?
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any ideas on where to find a good USB DAC Headphone Amplifier?
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anyone have alternates to copic markers?
any aliexpress good buys that are comparable?
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I need a charger for my phone and tablet. What's a good cheap charger I can get?

Also, what's the worst I could happen if I just buy the cheaper one I find on GB? Housefire? Melted phone?
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>>56619597
The 3s has zero community support.
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>>56619714
Shin Han Touch are the best alternatives available in some cases even better than copics.
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>tfw you don't make the news
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Got my ps3 vinyl stickers, wireless keyboard, enjoying them
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I'd actually like this wishlist feature too because I would happily buy things for fellow /csg/ers
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>>56619762
Ps3 cover
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>>56619784
Fuck i hate it when the camera thinks its on a different orientation, seriously pisses me off
Heres the keyboard, it's alright i guess
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If you want to buy or add an item to the bulk order pad from last thread, feel free to do so:

https://csg.piratenpad.de/bulkorder

(You can find things in high quantities on Aliexpress when you search for "100 pcs" or "1000 pcs" for example)
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>>56619729
>what's the worst I could happen if I just buy the cheaper one I find on GB
death
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>>56619599
Ali has some but they aren't cheap
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>>56619599
fiio e10k all other fiio products
fx-audio dax x6 or dac-x3 for cheeper
SMLS for 50/50 build quality.
I have the e10k and its great.
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>>56619597
If you can, spring for the Zuk Z2. Snapdragon 820 + 4Gb of RAM is a beast, and the battery is a neat 3,500mAh. Just install CM, the native UI is garbage.
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>>56619749
>tfw you do
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>>56619874
>>56619909
thanks looking now
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>>56616861
link?

>>56618709
please compare both casio knockoffs
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>>56619831
bought the glow-in-the-dark stars, thanks
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>>56619975
>buying chink casios
what is the fucking point of this???
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>>56619565
>Wishlist
Not a fan of GB but it would probably work better with GB instead of Ali because Ali is too big for it. GB is also easier to contact through their ticket system.

An organised approach might work best, one or more anons should work on a good text which then we'll all submit to GB.
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>>56620023
>shilling for gaybeast
no, it's either aliexpress or nothing at all
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>>56620004
it's fucking cheap
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What dank chink shit can I buy to make my life less empty?

Fartcow mousepad seems to be lost in mail so I'll probably buy one from chinks, what else? I don't think I need any electronics right now.

>>56620045
Not that anon but I've bought a bag from them and it was ok
Still waiting on my H101 though
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>>56618709
Nomos chinkshit?
WHERE?
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>>56620045
He has a good point though. It might not work with ali but gaybeast seems "small" enough that, if we were to message them en masse about this, they might actually listen.
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>>56620082
Im on board for this
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>>56620082
I doubt that /csg/ userbase is noticeable even for gaybeast
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>>56620045
Ali is too big for it, for starters I don't even know how to contact Ali, you can report sellers, but I don't know where you chat them up for trivial things like this.
And Ali does not have enough to gain from it to rush develop this, test it and roll it out, there's just no time.

One of the smaller ones have more wiggle space and if they see enough to be gained they might do it and be able to roll it out in time.

If you have any idea to make it work with Ali I'm all for it.
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>>56619565
>Man if only Ali or Gearbest had something similar to Amazon's Wishlist system then we could have /csg/ Secret Santa's like /co/ does every year.

I love this idea. I would actually buy some shit for you lot.
Emailing gearbest and ali now.
I hope they read it.

Maybe we need some copy-paste email so more anons send it?
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>>56620130
It isn't, but they are constantly looking for events to profile them. All of those chinky sites are.

>fifa
>olympics
>summer sale
>happy b day GB
>fall sale
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>>56620142
Work out a good text first and copy paste that.
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>>56620130
I guess we have a few hundred regular visitors here and some people browsing /g/ getting here on random. Gearbeast isn't Amazon, it's one of many Chink stores (DX, Banggood, geekbuying and whatever there is, don't even think about Ali)
They maybe have 10.000 to 100.000 customers. So it's not a huge amount but a relevant amount of possible customers here.
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@56620142
Thank you anon
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>>56620166
I really really suck at that though
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>>56620181
Consider suicide.
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>>56620166
please no

They probably won't like getting 10000000 of the same message and might disregard them as spam
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@56620194
why are you so rude?
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any link to cheap xiaomeme powerbanks?
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>>56620219

>not knowing how to reply
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@56620255
Terribly sorry, first day on the job
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what is the miui8 theme that is good?

I can't remember what it's called
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>>56620266

you have to be baiting
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@56620282
I know not how to fish
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>>56620266
>>56620219
why do you use @ instead of >> ?
This is 4chan, not twitter ;-)
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>>56620293
thank you very much
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yes please, I want to gift you chink shit for christmas
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>>56620130
They know about us, ever since the fuckin cookie clicker script they've been aware of us
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>>56620341
cakebux all up in here

never forget
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Are you telling me there are people ITT that DON'T get good boy points to shill gaybeast?
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>>56620458
Gearbest is actually terrible, but everybody here shills for them for good boy points.
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>>56620495
Oh good, I thought something was wrong for a second.
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>>56619729
Bump
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>>56620074

Get yourself a $200 Chinese road bike and leave your basement
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>>56620648
Nah I already have a semi-decent bike but I'm too apathetic to fix the chain
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>>56620742
how about a BMCV?
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I know people order pocket knives on here all the time, but does anyone know of ant decently priced kitchen/chef knife sets?
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>>56620891
No. Chink steel is garbage for real kitchen use. You unironically want Japanese steel in your kitchen knives.
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>>56620891
>>56620899
This, or Swiss steel.
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What was the csg meme tablet?
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>>56620899
If only the Chinese made excellent ceramic kitchen knives that didn't need to be made of special folded-1000-times weeaboo steel.
Oh wait, they do and you're a fucking cretin.
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>>56620591
Aukey
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Anyone who's ordered chink clothes before? Experiences?
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>>56620928
>ceramic
Please let this meme die soon
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>>56620922
Anything Teclast, the x89 Kindow is popular atm even though in Win10 mode it's a housefire
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>>56620229
10Ah is the cheap one. Go visit the linkage from the /csg/ wiki to find out which is currently cheapest of the cheap.
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>>56621068
>10Ah
>not 10kmAh
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>>56620899
> Chink steel is garbage for real kitchen use
Nah. But it may sometimes actually be easier to buy the useful chink steel in Ikea than from China.

> You unironically want Japanese steel in your kitchen knives.
More likely Swiss or German steel. Not that Jap isn't fine, but their edge to extremes blades require more frequent sharpening or other maintenance than the Europe more limited edge, more limited wear mode knifes.
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Anyone had experience with those 4k action cameras? Are they too chink to be true?
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>>56621140
Buy a Xiaomi Yi
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>>56621140
If you want a cheap one get the SJ8000

If you want mid range go with the Yi 4K

If you have cash to burn go with the GoPRO
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>>56621095
I guess that's wrong, huh.

>>56620959
Sure. I got some good and some bad stuff, with sizing for anything but shoes and accessories being a frequent issue for me.

What do you need to know?
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Anybody have the Xiaomi bluetooth speakers, opinions? Reviews seem really mixed
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http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_362087.htm

Is this garbage or might be good?
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>>56620961
It's been a meme since the late 70s and it's cyberpunk as fuck.
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>>56621140
Yes. In typical chink fashion they lie like the sneaky inscrutable orientals they are. The cheaper ones are generally some combination of interpolated to 4k and unusably low framerate.

4K is a meme anyway and the $70 or so ones will do 1080p60 no problem and look good while doing so.
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>>56621221
I think at least the display is probably quite weak. Battery wise, I think they might have used Li-Ion flat packs - that can easily fail when they're crap, I overall had much better experiences with cheap 18650 (which I'd still avoid when possible, but the amount of fail there has been significantly lower IMO than with devices sporting shit cheap flat packs).

The web cam will suck too, but who gives a fuck.

The rest might be semi-adequate. Hard to tell.
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>>56621140
Techmoan's review of Yi 4K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntg5VRjfdqU
Also it got Distortion fix, that someone was asking on earlier thread.
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>>56621100
Chink steel has far inferior corrosion resistance to things like VG-10 and ZDP-189 which is why Nihon is better for kitchen knives. Japanese supersteels are amazing at edge retention too.
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/CSG/ YOUTUBE CHANNELS

Dirty Reviews - the granddaddy of them all and the man who brought us the Mixza shark meme.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - after losing his leg in an exploding chink shit accident, Unbiased dedicated his life to preventing another tragedy occurring.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - bird loving Brit, most well-known for BM-800 videos and cutting peppers with chink knives.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, pretty much a vehicle to make money off referral links
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

TechTablets - Still the best resource for chinky tablet and phone reviews with a ton of knowledge.
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed by a bumbling migrant "from" Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, had to retire after his parents remortgaged their home so he could see Kanye West
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

SkeletonKeyStone - reviewed a chink Famicom then returned with a chink Game Boy Color clone review, soon to review Pokemon Cock edition
https://youtu.be/sYNUdQ-p4xA
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>>56619732
what about the mi4c?

>>56620045
GB is cheaper than ali sometimes.
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>>56621403
bro you forgot karpathy again
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>>56621193
I'm interested in [spoiler]female[/spoiler] clothing specifically, but I'm worried more about fabric quality, especially on cheaper items.
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Building a new desk soon and want some more "features". So far I have in my shopping cart:

>Miami Keycaps 30€
>LED Strips 15€
>Wide Mousepad 10€
>Arcade Buttons for Power/Reset 10€

(all rounded up)

Any cool cable management stuff you can recommend? I also want some more electronics features, like VU-Meters in the desk or QI-Charging pads underneath and stuff like that.

I am also building my own PC case that I will mount underneath the table, including a hole in the table with some glass above to show off my hardware. (I already have this now, but it looks shit so I will redo it) Any ideas for that?
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>>56621437

>ricing out your desk
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Anybody got any info on the Xiamoi headphones? I know their in-ears are memes but $130 MSRP is chink high rolling.
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>>56621469
Well in fact I am going for a rather minimalistic look. The PC-in-desk thing is just for saving space.
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What is the recommended BM-800 on alibaba? Is the neewer the /csg/-approved phantom power?
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>>56621301
4k on action-cam's is mainly for the sake of cropping the shots.
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>>56621538
Check your local classifieds first, you might be able to buy lightly used phantom power for cheaper than new chinkshit from an audio tech or musician liquidating their shit.
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What are the latest earbud meme? My little sister trapped my piston 3's In the car door.
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>>56621601
That's a great tip-off anon.
Are there any good substitutes for the the sound card that has chinked internals now?
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>>56621631
KZ ZS3 off gearbest for $8 or the new KZ hybrids from aliexpress (KZ ZST)
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>>56621631
I would get a small knife too for your sister
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>>56621631
Hybrids, my good man
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>>56621644
It is indeed. Musicians are notorious failures at life and you should take advantage of this at every opportunity.
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>>56621666
a moose once bit my sister, satan
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>>56620065
So are fucking real Casios.
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I need a laptop pretty bad, despise tablets though

wat order
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>>56621221
I would advice to avoid the low clock-speed Bay Trail-T based tablets/laptops.

Atom windows anything is almost unusable, and that's about as bad as it gets.
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anyone owns this? any good?
http://www.gearbest.com/electric-shavers/pp_309320.html?wid=21
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>>56621771
Obviously nothing from chinks. Unless your "need it pretty bad" means you can wait up to 3 months.
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>>56621771
Just get a shitty HP or something from the local shop if you need one bad.

Jesus Christ lad!
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>>56621771
Used thinkpad
My £200 T430s is literally the best laptop I've ever owned.
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>>56621724
I would suggest a Sanrenmu 6044
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>>56619565
Redmi 3 pro died, waiting on a k6000 pro.

They score roughly the same on antutu, but the k6000 pro has better battery life which I'm really looking forward to.

>inb4 shill
Nah, I just accidentally hard bricked it trying to unlock bootloader and decided I wanted to try something new, the redmi was a great phone even though the 720p screen gave me headaches after using it for a while (previous phone was an LG g3).

Friend has a k10000, no lags but shit camera, battery life is insane.

Going to see him next week, anyone interested in a review?
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>>56621784
Get a Wahl m8
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>>56621892
maybe if I lived in USA, here only options are overpriced Philips and Braun
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>>56621771
I would avoid chinky laptops. They won't be much cheaper without the near-certainty of being chinked hard.
Cheapo chinky tablets are fine though.
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>>56619565
>VA money comes in
I've got 150 to burn on anything, senpai
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Can anyone recommend a chink DAP which has lossless and dual mode output?

That is, headphone output when I want to use headphones and line output which doesn't pass through the built-in DAC.

I see a couple on gaybeast but reviews are dodgy and would prefer to hear first-hand experience.
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>>56621771
Xiaomi Air Notebook
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Anyone tried chink sleeping headphones? How bad do they sound? How comfortable they are? Will I get brain tumors from using those?
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>>56621907
https://www.amazon.co.uk/u-wot-m8/dp/B00014TDLM
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>>56621946
>tfw Amazon doesn't deliver to your county
it hurts
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>>56621918
chink double anal penetration?
I don't think I have any of that.
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>>56621426
Completely depends on what you're looking for.

Bras, lingerie, swimwear, ... all seem quite fine.

Dresses - can be on the thin side. Can be good. If you go toward the higher end and do a $100+ custom order design, yea you're gonna get something that looks like from a tailor. If you get one for $15, it'll be really thin.

Usually, good fabric is $20-30+
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>>56621958
Isn't that reason why we are on /csg/ at first place?
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>>56620899
>You unironically want German or American steel in your kitchen knives.

ftfy

I have a solingen knife and bayonet, and love my wustof
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>>56621958
Welp, pretty much any chinky trimmer is going to die very fast.
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>>56621995
everything chink made will die very fast, especially workers
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>>56619897
well then open it up and clean it before corrosion kills it ya little shit
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>>56621993
>American steel

>>56621971
Plenty of decent tailors in Hong Kong, I had a couple of suits made by a guy who did measurements in Edinburgh & shipped a couple of months later. If you measure up properly they do a good job.
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>Bought an 8bitdo
>Can't play pocket mortys with it

I was gonna review it but I don't have other games

Feels well made though, like a firmer gameboy button wise
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>>56622022
fuck yea

cutco is god tier

>>56622074
speaking of gameboy, do you think chinks make a knock off gb that takes roms but allows link cable usage?
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>>56621889
What exactly did you do to brick it?

From my experience it's impossible to really brick a qcom phone without damaging the hardware.
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>>56621889
You can't really hardbrick a RN3P because of the EDL thing.
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>>56621140
all these have interpolated 4k at 24fps.
SJ5000X and gitup git2 are the recommended chink action cams.
Git2 has better audio + option to use an external mic, better gyro stabilization, better lowlight condition and longer battery life because they only have a 1,5" screen.. It also has a better sensor 16MP vs 12.

SJ has higher quality accesorries, bigger screen, better menu,supports 128GB SD card if I'm not mistaken and picture oversharpend which can be nice if you are too lazy to edit I guess.
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>>56622022
>Plenty of decent tailors in Hong Kong, I had a couple of suits made by a guy who did measurements in Edinburgh & shipped a couple of months later. If you measure up properly they do a good job.
Sister got a mainland China tailor. They even sourced the fabrics as closely as was possible, handled like 10 emails in the process, and did the job well in under a month.

Ya, you get to exploit skilled but cheap labour quite effectively, eh.

>>56622022
> American steel
There is a decent amount of good American steel cutlery.

It's just kinda hard to make the case for them or a Solingen knife when you have someone who wants value for money and they can get Chinese / Swiss / Japanese knifes and you're not talking to some knife lover of sorts.
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My DHD D2 quad came in. Flash sale on GB for $21
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infographic when
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>>56622436
It's really small. The camera's not bad. I live in apartments so it's good for looking in the second and third floors.
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is it safe to use your credit card on aliexpress? should i sign up for alipay? im a little wary since it wants ID such as drivers licence or passport.

also, red and pink gamecube controllers. anyone use these for smash?
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>>56622457
Yes

Only if you are going to use Ali more often

Never heart of that ID thing
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>>56622455
I'd imagine something that tiny is twitchy as fuck.
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>>56622457
I had my mastercard flagged(?) and had to call in to allow myself to keep using it probably because of who the merchant was. Other than that, I had nothing bad happen.
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>>56622457
bruh i got my gcn controllers on ebay for 5 each
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>>56622477
yeah it seems sketchy.

why would using my credit card on aliexpress often help in safety? or did you mean through alipay still?
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>>56622477
>the ID thing

I suspect anon is Ukrainian or something. Real people don't get asked.
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>>56622504
It can be, but once you get the trim under control it's actually pretty stable. The controller looks stupid as fuck though.
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>>56622531
Also didn't get asked, would complain at the support then. (German)
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>>56622531
canadian
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>>56622268
>>56622390

It was 2 AM, TIRED AF, finally had enough of stupid seller rom and decided to unlock it, official unlock kept getting stuck at 50%, fuck it I'll do unofficial.

Being too tired to double check, accidentally flashed rmn3p bootloader instead of rm3p bootloader.

Completely my own fault, but now that I've tasted phones with good battery life, I wanted more so I went with a 6000mAh phone instead of upgrading to the rmn3p.

Flashing wrong bootloader = hard brick and usually unfixable.
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>>56622570
Close enough.
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>>56622608
hahaha.

>>56622527
thanks, just decided to get them off ebay. however, still want some items off aliexpress.

>>56622528
anyone familiar with this stupid id shit?

for future items, should i just used my cc on aliexpress and forget about alipay?
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>>56622674
Joking about canacucks being subhuman aside, alipay is legit. I'm shipping chink shit to 3 countries from the UK and it's all fine.

Try OTHER and a utility bill with your address on, that should be safe enough.
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who is /csg/'s 3dp mascot and can it be Harold?
He's always buying useless shit
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>>56622988
If he has a shark, yes.
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Hey guys, looking for some kind of sub-10" laptop that costs under AU$400 (~US$300) that has specs good enough for web browsing.

I've been looking on ebay for cheap secondhand laptops, almost everything under 10" is a shitty first gen netbook with the Atom N270.

I'm okay with getting one of those 2-in-1 tablet/laptop convertible things.
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Does anyone have any experience with Lepin sets (chinaman knockoff legos)? I was considering buying some as a gift for a young relative and in particular I wanted to know if they're durable as regular legos and if they're fully compatible
Thanks in advance, best thread on /g/
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chink submarine drone when
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>>56623146
sub 10" will be a netbook
why not go for a used chinkpad X220 with a 12.5" screen which you can get on ebay generally for under $200, less if you are an American. Once you have one you chuck in 8 or 16 Gib Ram plus a good SSD and it's a powerhouse
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>>56623224
>specs good enough for web browsing
Anon is literally looking for a netbook.
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>>56623187
soon pls
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>>56623224
>why not go for a used chinkpad X220 with a 12.5" screen
Because that's not what I'm after?

>>56623305
Pretty much, but I don't know if there's anything newer than the old 9" or 8" N270 based netbooks available.
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>>56623305
web browsing eats RAM like a motherfucker though
plus he is happy spending 300. I'm showing him a way to spend half that and have a powerful linux machine capable of much more. It's also light and /g/ approved.
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>chinks
Get this racist shit out of here.
>>>/pol/
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Got my Meme Max yesterday in the mail, the battery life is incredible.
How do the chinks do it?
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>>56623347
吃活獾迪克斯红色魔鬼
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>>56623368
Large batteries anon, really large batteries.
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>>56622584
If I remember well qcom phones usually put themselves in some kind of recovery mode where you have write access to the entire phone when something fails (kernel panic, etc...).

You should be able to use that mode to write the correct bootloader.
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>Dear Customer,
>Have a good day!
>Thank you for your order firstly.As we are >through Chinese traditional festivals, your >package will be send out in three days, thank >you for your understanding.
>Best wishes
>Yours sincerely
>Standard
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My chink vacuum robot arrived today, does anybody want a review?
Also got my chink replica kicks yesterday, it even had a chinked Footlocker receipt with it.
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>>56623444

Link?
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>>56623453

I meant link for the vacuum robot
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>>56623462
>makes the xiaomeme headphones more expensive
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>>56623453
http://jessieyeezy.v.yupoo.com
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>>56623146
Chuwi Hi10 or Hi8 with a keyboard case
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>>56623462

Yeah what's up with this? >>56623537
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>>56623495
I actually forgot to refresh while looking for the link

http://gearbest.com/cleaning-appliances/pp_353567.html
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>>56623347
>racist
little Ping Ling gets a belly full of rice tonight because some "racist" posted a link to a Rubix cube and I bought one.

Who's the real racist?
well put on this
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/You-right-now/32312655415.html
and look in this
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/funny-punchline-boom-roasted/32330460636.html
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>>56623462
do you make good boy points off these russian anon?
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>>56623400
Nope. I checked, it doesn't work like that.

The computer doesn't recognize it at all, the phone is dead and I have to change some chip the bootloader is stored on.
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>>56619831
just couldn't resist 1000 hair bands for 85cents, ordered that shit
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Best seller for Redmi Note 3?
There are a shitton.
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>sign into gearbest
>the recommended products match what you were looking at on aliexpress
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>>56623844
Link?
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Is the pastebin link dead?
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Word of warning to anons buying thousands of chink shits - customs does not care what you paid for the goods, they have guidelines. If they say that each of your chink shits is worth $1, you may well be fucked.
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can sakura pigma or copic markers be trusted from china?
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ordered some stuff from goybeast on sep 08, 2016, shipped on sep 10, 2016, and 17track still shows this:
>RRxxxxxxxxxCZ
>Not Found
>Czech Republic(Czech Post)
>Item is not found at this moment, If necessary, please verify with the package sender and check back later.
is this normal?


>>56623462
remove the (probably) affiliate stuff, &lkid=...
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>>56623928
Yes, that's normal. Learn to savour it.
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>>56623938
hadn't happened to me before.
also, some other shit got sent through PostNL, and... man, that shit SUCKS. I'll have to wait at the very least 1 month, and pray that customs don't take my shit.
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best windows tablet <$100?

bonus points for 802.11ac
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>>56623567

Thank you, much obliged.
How is it? Review maybe?
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>>56624001
It's further up in the thread
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any good Mechanical chink keybords with German layout?
>>
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Forbidden-Valley-Ranch-Slut-T-Shirt-Asa-Akira-3d-Print-t-shirt-Unisex-Women-Men-Casual/32680383383.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.81.YSTAD5&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10057_10065_10056_10068_10037_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_9863_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=e253e135-6120-40d6-9b3e-54aeeaf679fb

We high fashion now?
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>>56624110
second this but with dvorak
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is there a decent chink shit opo screen replacement? Dropped the fucker at work and it's fucked.
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>>56619565
wtf is wrong with you OP, why are you using a Christmas image?
I was in ALDI (south german version) today and I almost freaked out because they already have christmas stuff like gingerbread and stuff.
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>>56624162
Just get the cheapest one off ebay. They are all as terrible as the opo screen, had to replace mine 4 times in the last repair I fucked up the modem and switched to a Moto g4 plus.
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>>56624167
because by the time your shipment arrives, it will be christmas
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>>56624167
>I don't understand how discounters work
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>>56624186
3 weeks average here, it will arrive at the end of September or the mid of October, nowhere near christmas, I will already have a dispute open in november

btw, I bought this at ALDI
https://www.aldi-sued.de/de/angebote/angebote-von-donnerstag-15-september/detailseite-kw37-do/ps/p/belmont-coffee-house-specials-20160915/
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anyone know where i can get myself some of these haw flakes on the cheap online? anywhere i've seen them (amazon, ebay) terribly overpriced
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>>56624202
the plums they sell are utter shit as well if you mean this, they are sour like vinegar
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>>56623904
I bought some and they were good.
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Is this the Yi action cam I want?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1/32342567426.html

Anywhere else I can buy it? Couldn't find anything on Gearbest or Banggood. There only seems to be the car one on Geekbuying too.
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>>56624367
Bought one for my sister from a local Amazon seller (Germany), maybe take a look there too, it was not really more expensive than at Banggood or so
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>>56624232
My wife brought these from HK, awesome little treat.
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>>56624456
yeah these are great, i used to buy them by the dozen when i was a kid but now i've moved countries and they don't seem to sell those anymore
they were dirt cheap too, i could get a pack of 12 for about a buck
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>>56622085
Revo k101 for ROMs n link cables
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>tfw buying 10 cent chink shit stopped me from suicide and is helping my depression
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any coupons for Xiamo Yeelight?

I want to buy that shit so bad
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Hey /csg/ any recommendations on 3d printer? I am a beginner, and would like to get into it.
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>>56624931
bump for this. i've been interested in those chinky 3d printers, idk if i want to go down that road tho
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>>56624931
see i have nothing to print, but i do want a CNC router that isnt $1300

could make one I suppose, though I gotta get tha POWER
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>>56621892
wahl sucks cock. bought a $40 beard trimmer and it's the most shoddily made little shit ive ever bought
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I have yet to pop my /csg/ cherry
I have lots of interesting things I want to buy but I'm too scared of getting chinked, or worse, being arrested if customs thinks my purchase is too shady
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>>56624998
start with something cheap and safe, like a microsd card
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>>56625060
sure I could use one of those
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>>56625069
acquire a 64gb shark then welcome the advent of your new chink overlords
>>
Just got my chink fake Pilot glasses. The size of the lens was not as described so I opened a dispute. It seems they're all the same size, 54mm, on Ali.
>>
Ostrich pillows are very aesthetic
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>>56625180
Has anyone bought one yet?
Unfortunately I have to wait for more neetbux to arrive before I can try it.
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>>56624907
>Xiamo
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>>56622531
W-what's wrong with being Ukrainian?
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>>56625103
what is a shark, even
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>>56625291
it's a kind of fish
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>>56623537
>>56623564
its due to flash sales
if i remember right, coupons just remove the sale price and take whatever the coupon is for off the reg price
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>>56619909
I've got the fx audio x6 and it is very recommendable. Sounds good, also compared the DAC component to my schiit magni for my speakers which sound good but different. (not same).
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>>56625226
Yes, like queets headphones or abidas jumpers
>>
15/09/2016 10:34
Depart from Overseas Processing Facility

What does this mean? How much longer till it gets to mother Russia?
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>>56624907
xiami yeelight is fucking great btw
>>
http://www.gearbest.com/sports-fitness-headphones/pp_368033.html

bought these on a whim. hope it was a good buy
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29 cent dino eggs. all the cheaper ones i saw have shipping to the murica for $60+ wtf

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hatching-Colorful-Dinosaur/32702603986.html
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>>56625495
what headphones you using with that?
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>>56625681
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32648068342.html
25¢
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>>56625747
>>
>2016
>not having horse mounted gipsies robbing DHL trucks in your country
>not paying $40 for 2 weeks transport
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After a month, I got my parcel

A Xiaomeme starter pack sent to Australia

A Xiaomi power board with 3 outlets and 3 USB outlets, I love it and I hope it doesn't explode because it's been useful since the second I plugged it in. Also Australia uses the same plug as China as far as I can tell so no need for an adapter (unless there is some difference that I have not noticed, if so tell me if I am putting my electronics in danger)

Also a Xiaomeme XL mousepad, it's great. That's all I have to say, it's fucking massive but it's really nice.
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>>56621601
Not the same anon but I found a phantom power priced $30 more then it should and nothing else, is there a specifically recommended brand? Neewer is so much better it's worth paying $40 plus for it and clean cable?
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got my 98¢ cable in the mail. it's not getting warm and is charging my phone. calling it a win
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>>56625853
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>>56625974
I have a mouse pad coming soon...is it true that they smell really bad?
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>>56626056
Smells weird but i'm sure it will go away eventually
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>>56625974
I need this in my life. Link?

I could search it, but at least if you give me where you got it, I would feel safer that it'll come.
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>>56626038
You could've got one off monoprice for 70ish cents
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>>56626070
Xiaomi XL Mousepad
http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_320294.html

Xiaomi Power Strip
http://www.gearbest.com/cables-connectors/pp_169368.html
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>>56626079
eh, it was an impulse buy
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>>56623172
Yes lepin is a legit, form what i have seen. Probably gona get some for Christmas presents.
>>
>>56623444
witch one, does it work properly?
>>
How's geekbuying?
>>
who has the most Xiaomi stuff on this board?
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>>56626246
Good to know, they've got some nice "Star Wnrs" sets
I also like those lepin-compatible ww2 sets
Just gotta make sure there's no swastikas on it before you give it to a kid :^)
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>>56624260
copics or microns?
>>
What's a good full-size SD card? Preferrably 128GiB or so
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>>56623428
>tfw my alarm almost didn't go off because I set it to "legal work day"
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>>56626318
shark
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>>56626329
Do they make them in non-micro sizes?
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>>56626325
they even put a sad smiley for the hangover :^) must be a good party
>>
>>56626335

No, but get an adapter
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>>56626355

Sadly it doesnt say "legal work day, friend (: "
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Is today the day I get some parcels?
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>>56626384
I hope so, my cia nigger mailman didn't bring me anything yesterday so he better.
>>
>it's another weekend episode
and another 2 day delay to my packages
>>
>>56626384
>>56626405
>>56626412
>in the middle of a typhon
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>>56626412
tfw one of my packages is just three hours away in a sorting center
tfw it'll probably take until monday anyways
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IT'S COMING
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>>56626430
>tfw my package left China yesterday
fuck yes
>>
anyone have the link to the 100pcs cleaning erasers?
>>
>>56624958
>>56624931
I don't know how far back the archives for this goes, but someone on /CSG/ did buy one and link to a Facebook group for it. Posted some little pokeymans he made.
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One dollar micro SD MP3 player came today.

>mfw have no mini-USB cables to charge it with

FUCK
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>>56626627
I heard that some chinese websites that sell cables exist. Not sure where though
>>
>>56626627
Any similar MP3 players like this one? Preferable with a screen.
>>
>>56626643
I'll just steal one from work. Im not about to wait another 2 weeks for a charger, kek.
>>
Imagine if csg did a secret santa with chink shit

Tho everything would go south when people fake orders and aliexpress/gearbest packages will take 3 months to arrive due to holidays
>>
>>56623462
all those referrals for fuck's sake
seriously no one noticed???
>>
>>56626798
unless aliexpress implements a wish list gift giving type thing, there's no way to do this without revealing your address to random internet weirdos
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>>56626819
if its cheaper i do not give a fuck.
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Found a cable.

Also, OH SHIT. CHINKCEPTION
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>>56625682
I mainly use my Fidelio X2 with this but have played around with it on a few other stuff.
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>>56626857
I don't mean the coupons, but the lkid=number parts
jeesus, there are people who got banned for less and this fucking cunt just posted a full list of referral links with the old "Look what I found in a russian forum"
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>>56626881
just report then, he will get what he deserves.
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>>56620648
I have got a chink frame, they are nice.
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Based generic card reader. Lets copy some Daoko and see if it works.
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>>56622457
Dude, if youre going to smash go with a first party controller. All others are complete shit and will fail one way or the other.
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>>56626649
check out the ruizu mp3 players on gb/ali
theyre the current /csg/ approved cheapo mp3 players
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>>56626905
More Chinkness.

OK, for a dollar? This thing is fucking amazing. I'll try a 128GB SD later when I'm sure it's not gonna destroy anything.

It works, sounds great, Tiny enough to stick under a glove box / put inside a car ashtray.

I will feel more safe that a I now have a worthy replacement for my iPod classic.

And it's a FUCKING DOLLAR
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>>56626985
One last thing.
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>>56620961
I've got ceramic knives, and they're fucking great.
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>>56626985
from where did you get it for 1$
>>
>>56627007
>beats
oh christ tell me theyre fake
>>
>>56627018
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Best-Price-Mini-Clip-Metal-USB-MP3-Player-Support-Micro-SD-TF-Card-Music-Media/32647930397.html

>>56627024
I may buy Chinkshit but I dont buy fakes. Mind you, they were on a closing down sale when I got them, so.
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>>56626985
Seems good. Just hope it doesn't break in the next month or so
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>>56627068
unless they were more than 50% off youre an idiot
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>>56627079
Hope so too. I dont think I'll want to plug it straight to a wall socket charger though in case it pulls a Note 7.

>>56627086
I'm more concerned you pointed out the Beats straight away but completely ignored
>Mac
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>>56627068
>I may buy Chinkshit but I dont buy fakes

>beats by dre
>real
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>>56627125
didn't even look at the other images til you said that
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>>56627068
>I dont buy fakes
>buys a fake ipod
>>
To the anon looking for side snips

http://s.aliexpress.com/QNVn2Mja
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>>56627125
Beats are enough of a confirmation you enjoy eating shit.
>>
>>56621889
>buying xiaomeme

Why hasnt anyone caught onto the bloody jiayu stuff? Excellent fast phone
>>
Any recommendations for a chink external hard drive?
I wanna move all my photos and images, current size is about 20GB but I will be using it for 5+ years so I'm looking at either 120GB or 250GB models
>>
>>56627196
ssd or hdd
you can get a kingdian ssd for cheapo [pretty sure its on sale atm] and put it in an orico enclosure
kingdian is the current csg ssd meme

HDDs arent worth it from chinks
just get some well reviewed western branded models
>>
Anyone bought any chink arduino shit? I'm starting to enjoy this stuff and need more modules etc to fiddle with.
>>
>day 12
>STILL not shipped
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>>56619565
I have spent 1k $ on Ali. Am I crazy?
>>
>aunt worked for UN 20 years ago
>always had shitloads of cool presents
>realise it was proto-chinkshit
>>
>>56627225
Use RobotDyn shop. They do good goods. Recommend.
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>>56624128
Ranch it up mulatto, you know those oriental background dancers can get vert
>>
>>56627249
wats UN? Sounds f uckin cool..
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>>56627294
United Nations you dolt
>>
>>56627294
hahahahahhahahahah holy shit
>>
>>56627237
Depends. What all have you bought?
>>
>>56627237
Only if you've bought less than a thousand items
>>
>haven't bought chink shit in 18 hours
>insomnia
>mood swings
>lack of focus
>shaky hands
>hair loss

should I contact a doctor?
>>
>>56627237
You've always spent that much on chink shit.
The only difference now is you're buying it from actual chinks.
>>
>>56627361
Chink shit. Not even once.
>>
>>56627361
contact your nearest aliexpress vendor immediately
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>>56627225
Like the other anon said, RobotDyn is great. They have an Uno R3 clone for under $3USD. There's also tons and tons of arduino compatible sensor boards etc, plus bulk basic components e.g. resistors, capacitors, etc
>>
>>56627361
> Not drinking your chink relaxation tea
> Not using your chink massaging wand
> Not using your chink kneading putty
> Not flying your chink quadcopter
> Not wearing your chink wig
>>
Making new bread
>>
New thread
>>56627478
>>56627478
>>56627478
>>
>>56627428
gluten free please
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>>56627196
There are no chink HDDs. They just don't exist.
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>>56627404
>not drinking your relaxing lead
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>>56626079
Monoprice is awesome. But, you have to pay shipping, and taxes if you live in California like me.
>>
>>56626985
I believe that the limit on these players is 32GB card. At least, that's what some sellers post on their AliExpress pages.
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>>56621403
Oh wow, I didn't expect my channel to be remembered by anyone. Should I make more? (Fyodor Dostomedsky)
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>>56627310
Thought so.. but why would the UN have proto chink shit? what thehell..
>>
>>56626985
But does it shuffle?
>>
any reputable AA&AAA rechargeable battery brands from chinkland? i just want something that will run digital clocks/scales/lights etc and wont explode
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>>56628341
Xiaomi ZI5, or just visit on IKEA and get swed shit LADDAS.
http://www.candlepowerforums.com/vb/showthread.php?387711-Ikea-Ladda-(AA)-Accelerated-Cycle-Testing
http://www.provideocoalition.com/ikea-batteries-eneloops-disguise/
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>>56628341
Hobbyking Turnigy are really good.

> I just want something that will run digital clocks/scales/lights etc and wont explode
Eh, keep it cheap. Get Ikea Ladda or even GP ReCyko.

Just use a decent charger - anything from a cheap Intellicharger i4 to some nice Opus.


Also, run modern lights with 18650 or even the 14650 Lithiums, 'tis nicer to have these.
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>>56628470
i think ill look at my local ikea for batteries then
charger wise i've ordered a nitecore D4 so i think it will be fine
>>
What's the best and cheapest Pi/Pi-Clone to get as an always-on torrentbox?
>>
>>56628572
Yea, that's a good idea.

Yet another alternative if you might prefer them shipped is to buy Amazon Basics (rebranded Eneloops) - they however often cost more.

A Nitecore D4 is going to do just fine, too.
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>>56628614
zsun WiFi dongle
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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