/csg/ Chink Shit General

The curry nigger that maintains CM 13 for the Redmi Note 3 just started working on Nougat.

Feels good man. Chinese phones are the best.

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>>56600338
Well try number 2... Anyone know some good chink sunglasses?

I can't find the knockoff raybans for some reason.

Other OP here, more news

• Anon gets bathroom mat >>56595510
• Anon gets a USB lamp, car thermometer a ruler and something else >>56596113
• Anon asks what to do with chink packaging >>56597594
• Anon's friend gets USB endoscope >>56599050
• Anon gets some chink lube >>56600275

Anon reviews a bottle of dick cancer
>>56600275

>>56600180
>>56600180

>>56600391
Ali doesn't have Paypal because it's an eBay competitor

And eBay own Paypal

>>56600391
Use AliPay. It's the same thing as Paypal. The sellers never get your info.

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Got 3 Chink shits today, what will be inside?

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>>56599940
My 240gb kingdian ssd.

>>56600190
Works fine on my Homtom HT7 Pro. I've never used the AR though so I don't know how that works

>>56600443
>>56600432
this

>>56600419
>says what the item is on the package
:^)

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>>56600419
Got a Qi charger, a diy soldering kit for some circuit and 10 eeproms


Don't discuss OP, discuss Chink Shit btw

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>>56600465
>>says what the item is on the package
>:^)
>>56600472
The description on the package is not really accurate, it only says things like "Integrated circuit" which could be millions of different things

Assembled the kit btw, it's a flashing heart, see webm

>>56600465
I got a screen protector once and it said "Mechanical watch" on the packaging.

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loot came in today...

>outputh.webM
wdhmbt?

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Why is Lithu triggered this time? No chicken tendies for dinner again?

>>56600529
>anon gets a huge load :^)

>>56600535
>wdhmbt
converted it with ffmpeg and was to lazy to set another filename

>>56600545
you really wanted that line to be in the thread, didn't you

>>56600560
yes

Anybody want Cathy from Gearbest's Skype?

>>56600586
"cathy"

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Very cheap. Very strong.
Has a good low viscosity, makes it spread nicely, thin and even. Rock solid!
Has my seal of approval

>>56600586
I have it already

>>56600543
>Lithuania
>chicken
you mean pidgeon tendies

>>56600517
Heart/cat face.

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I wasn't sure where I was because of all the checking going on.

>>56600452
Which model is that?

>>56600529
What you plan on using it for?

>>56600772

I am trying to make some sort of masturbator, using a fleshlight and 2 raspberry pi's

Will post updates

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>>56600849

Show us a diagram of your plan

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Guys I was going to get a Xiaomi 3 but then I saw this.

Any anon that can confirm this? You can't have a micro sim and a sdhc card at the same time?

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>>56600932
It has two sim slots and the second slot is shared with the SD

So you can either have 2 sim cards or a sim card + sd card

>>56600932

it's either a second sim or a microsd card, can't have both

>>56600932
Redmi 3s>Redmi 3.

Hybrid sim on both yeah.

>>56600932

it's for the second sim

>>56598165
>Xiaomi Mi Max and Mi 4c Explodes in China
>http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/09/14/xiaomi-mi-max-mi-4c-explodes-china/
fuck, I ordered a mi4c some weeks ago

>>56601001
Xiaomi phones exploding is because chinks use them with fake chargers that give too much voltage to the phones.

>>56600772
probably just to fuck around with

i only needed the logic analyzer, i bought the rest on impulse.

i might try to make some planetracker with the rtlsdr and an rpi

or make a lockbox with the rfid and the motors

>>56600952
why? Isn't snapdragon 616 better? Is the 1gb ram + 16 gb mem worth it?

dOES ANYONE KNOW IF i WANT A DUAL SIM PHONE FOR THR PUTPOSE OF USING ONE FOR CALLS/TEXTS AND ONE FOR DATA DOES IT NEED TO BE DUAL ACTIVE OR WILL DUAL STANDBY DO? i JUST NOTICED i HAVE CAPS ON BUT THERE'S NO GOING BACK NOW

>>56600932
>>56600945
>>56600950
>>56600952
>>56600966
holy shit, I'm glad I didn't fall for this meme, kek

>>56601022
are you sure it's not because of the high temps/high loads?

>>56601084
What about the dual sim + sd card mod?

>>56601001
>Habeeb Onawole

>>56601154
don't ask me, I have no idea. I'm >>56601001

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Some teasing before I'm done converting my camera raw file to something that I can read/convert for 4chan.

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>>56601177
I wonder which chink wizardry ended up in my package ...
I hope you can at least see one of the item in there, because otherwise you're pretty much blind.

so what are some neat /out/ tier things? like GPS, signal boosters, whatever?

>>56601164
>unironically being called onahole

>>56601084
>are you sure it's not because of the high temps/high loads?
You'll see that the phones always explode when charging.

>>56601058
Same CPU performance but SD430 has a newer GPU (Adreno 505 vs. Adreno 405).

What does it mean when "the seller has extended Purchase Protection"?

>>56601228
Shoo shoo chinky stinky.

>>56601228
Excellent post comrade, your vodka ration is doubled.

>>56601216
do you have a 3S? is it that much of a difference ?

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>>56601084
>>56601022
This one wasn't charging. it exploded in his back pocket.

http://www.gizchina.com/2016/09/12/xiaomi-mi-4c-explosion/

Warning: naked ass.

Someone stole my Clip+, and I need a new one alongside a MicroSD card, so can anyone that's owned a meme shark card tell me if they actually last, or are exactly that - a meme, because I see people gushing over them, but never really anything good OR bad

>>56601198
>GPS
you already have that in your phone, you can even have free offline maps and map apps

>signal boosters
just go to gearbest and search for one? if you know how to use linux and follow guides, you could install openwrt in this:
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246125.html
and use it as a wifi repeater, powered by your powerbank..

>>56601281
shit, that looks terrible...

>>56601324
Sharkies are the best chink cards

>>56601068
On most dual SIM phones, one of them only works with 2G. If that helps somewhat

>>56601281
>sitting on your phone
Shiggy.

>>56601228
Poo in the loo

>>56601333
Trips'o truth m80

>>56601383
nah, .ru is rooski cheeky breeky slavshit

>>56601281
>putting full body heat onto a lithium cell
Gee, I wonder why it exploded.

never using GearShit again

would rather buy fakes from Amazon

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>>56601333
You couldn't be more wrong.

>>56601417
nice finger gloves

Been getting audio distortion on music playback with screen off ever since upgrading my Redmi Note 3 to MIUI 8, anyone know of a fix for this shit?

>>56600543
>implying lithuanians have, care for or even know about such decadent western fripperies

>>56601456
>miui
There's your problem

>>56601417
Guess it's some $30 Kingston then

>>56601483
not all of them

there's just one butthurt faggot

>>56601456
The equalizer is broken, it might have something to do with it

>>56601409
How did they chink you?

>>56601545
Probably chinked down sharks

>>56601409
go to sleep, jack ma

>>56601545
they sold him a teclast, and he fucked it up, then wanted a refund, got offered $50 and rejected it.

>>56601487
The CM port didn't seem ready for daily driver usage last time I looked into it.

>>56601537
Thanks, I'll try fiddling a bit with it and see if there's anything that can be done there.

>>56601576
My equalizer crashes instantly when I open it, unfortunately I am rooted and I need FB updates
I'm on 6.9.8 Weekly

>>56601598
>I need FB

>>56601619
What? I don't mean Facebook, I mean fastboot

And currently there are no updates for Redmis 3s

>>56601529
>all shitposts, trolls, or posted saying things I don't like are made by one person from Lithuania

>>56601598
Equalizer seems to be working here so I switched a bit around there and set a different earphone for starters. Will have to see if that made any difference. (Don't really expect it though.)

The audio distortion is something that'll appear at random intervals. I've had the same issue on CM on an Xperia Z in the past so it's likely some poor optimization, like too low priority on audio playback as a background process when screen's off and it tries saving power.

>>56601716
hello lithu

>>56601724
Maybe try going into power settings and uncheck "smart" battery saving for mediaserver

>>56600741
Kingdian s280 240GB

>>56601736
ban evasion is a serious matter comfy

>>56601765
I'm not that pedo, lithu

>>56601350
I thought most current dual sim phones do dual 4G now.

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>>56601194
Well, I suck at finding good software to convert raw files to jpg apparently.
Fucking Samsung and their unpopular proprietary .srw shit, got to convert to .dng and then convert to .jpg.

No problem though, first one is a shit quality picture, Teclast H30. I already had a Mi Band 1S, but heart rate monitor on that was shit. I want to try this one, it's maybe better.

>>56601748
Didn't actually manage locating MediaServer in there (looking under system apps) but I did disable power saving for Black Player. This sounds like something that could actually fix it! Thank you!

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>>56601790
REEEE XML-T6, came with two ultrafire batteries. Should I ditch them already, or are they as unreliable as told ?

Also, cheapo charger.

>>56600617
T-that sounds kinda lewd anon.

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>>56601821
Tool to open a watch, and a watch screwdriver. My old Seiko 5 stopped working all of a sudden, and my guess is that it's only something which loosened, and it only needs a good screwing.

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>>56601850
Also, a keyboard for tablet hinted earlier. And a MHL adapter because I want to plug my phone to a screen, once in a while.

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>>56601861
Looking pretty good, there. Which is easy when it's turned off and it doesn't have xboxhueg bezels like some other chink tablets.

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>>56601874
And last pic, with the tablet fully assembled. Keyboard has 2 USB, which is nice, since I'll need one to put a fucking wi-fi adapter, holy shit that wi-fi is so slow I can't even. Possibly terrible reception, since wi-fi router isn't right next to it.

Also, the screen is fucking beautiful. Like, a solid 10/10 for me.

Got that three day ordering streak.
This is gonna be great in about a month or so.

>>56601765
comfy wasn't a pedo though
he just fucked his cockatiel
it's under 18 but animals grow up fast so it doesn't really count

Hey /csg/, this is my first time trying chink shit, and I thought about buying this: http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_313950.html
Is that a good Idea? I could get the same thing from amazon, just for double the money. Pls don't bully ;_;

Good balance charger for rechargeable batteries?
I don't want to die, and I'm planning on buying some cells. (from inside the EU, not from ali)


>>56601923
Check that it's legit after buying. Just fucking do it.

Remember, like investing, buying chink shit should only be done with money that you're comfortable throwing away.

Dialy reminder that the memenote 3 pro is superior than the shitnote 4 and always will be

http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/09/13/analyst-says-dont-expect-sd652-variant-redmi-note-4/

>>56601986
why the "memenote" notation ? I guess I missed the time it was considered a memephone

>>56602026
Xiaomi Redmeme phones have always been memes

>>56601821
link your REEEE seller please

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>>56601923
been using mine for like half a year, all's good

>>56602050
Everything's from goyimbest.

>>56600849

why 2 pis?

>>56602056
How'd you manage that price?
A lot of goodboy points?

>>56602026
The memenote 3 pro is the official, approved and fully tested phone of /CSG/ it just werks©

That's basically what Amazon runs it's data centers with.

>>56601821
Free ultrafires are fine. You use them as backup batteries for when your real 18650s are charging.

Ditch that charger though, I can feel the heat of the flames as your house burns down from here.

>>56601821
Ultrafires fine with flashlights.

>>56602098
>A lot of goodboy points?
yup, back then there was a script which you could use to exploit a "cake cutting" minigame and mine huge amount of points. later though gearbest removed all points for those who used the exploit

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Got a bunch of new shit plus I'll shill old shit because some anon the other day asked us what is the best shink-shit we've ever brought.

Search ALI for "c10 mouse"
>totally silent mouse, use on class without disturbing anyone, great battery management, confortable. Been using for 9 months every day and going strong

http://www.banggood.com/MantisTek-GM01-Avogo-5050-3000-DPI-7-Color-LED-Backlit-Wired-Optical-Gaming-Mouse-p-1048592.html
>Mantistek mouse, on sale now, confy, almost the size I wanted (it's smaller than a g400), not very silent, heavy just like I wanted.

http://www.banggood.com/Astrolux-C2-0_5A1A-Li-ion-Ni-MH-Smart-USB-Battery-Charger-p-1074029.html
>astrolux battery charger, for those 3,7 volts batteries and have powerbank function, astrolux is the number 1 shilled brand on RC/quad forums

http://www.banggood.com/Original-Xiaomi-3-USB-Power-Strip-Portable-Socket-For-Cellphone-Tablet-Camera-Powerbank-p-1036089.html
>The xiaomi power strip, sturdy, compact

http://www.banggood.com/200CM-3528-120LED-9_6W-USB-LED-Strip-Light-TV-Background-Lighting-IP65-Kit-5V-p-1019962.html
>Usb light strip

http://www.gearbest.com/laptop-bags/pp_295589.html
>Kingsons's backpack, the xiaomi of the bags, doing great after a year and a half of everyday use. At the time I've done a exploit of adding a on sale ssd to reduce shipping costs, something like bag 30 + 25 shipping - add ssd - bag 30 + 2 shipping + 20 ssd, got it for free.

Promise me if you purchase a backpack it will be a kingsons and add that c10 mouse to your wishlist now!

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>>56602321
RIP cakebux.

>>56602339
Forgot the baseus magnetic cable, I don't know how I was living without those, will now research for a good brand and purchase for the entire house/family.

I've seen a review and anon told us to use one that was magnetic on both ends, and this baseus brought on banggood is! Perfect so far.

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The last update is:

>2016-08-20 10:02:00 - International item has left originating country and is en route to Canada

Can't wait to smash that open dispute button, tbqh

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/JBMmj-A8-Stereo-Bass-Earphone-Headphones-Metal-Eandsfree-In-Ear-Headset-3-5mm-For-IPhone-for/32633207441.html

these headphones were p. sweet but one of the rubbery things popped off as I pulled them out of my pocket and rolled away into the night. Now they are totally useless.

Fuck.

Lads I'm looking to make a video like 10 hours walking through X as a Y. I don't have any friends to be camera man, would the chinks be able to help me out?
Some sort of spy cam with invisible selfie stick maybe?

>Paying extra for fast 5-15 days shipping
>Not sending package for like three days already

Plz kill me, fuk u based chinks.

>>56602561
What quality do you want?
808#18 keychain camera with a 128GB microsd may get you to 10 hours. Around $40 on BangGood

>>56602339
why the fuck did you plug your mouse in the power strip?

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www.aliexpress.com/item/blackface/32668608329.html

Anyone every try this stuff? Is this safe or should I just stick to putting non-toxic school glue on my face?

>>56602692

for what purpose?

alcoupon.info

i found this aliexpress coupon site, but i don't know if it's even worth it. everytime i click on a store coupon, it seems like the store owner manipulates their pricing to make the coupons pretty much worthless. maybe someone else can make it work.

>>56602672
I don't actually need 10 hours of time, just an hour or so, it just needs to be small and hidden. Would you be able to link? I'm on phone :3

>>56602793
hang on let me get my spoon

https://banggood.app.link/m6ghW6PLFw

>>56602692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml07tIly-uo
here's some jews trying black chink shit

>>56602833
Is this safe to click?

>mech keyboard arrives tomorrow from TB
>got slightly chinked by import fees but I chose DHL shipping all for the same price of the same kb on Aliexpress

Whole process of buying to receiving has taken about a week, I'm pretty happy tbqh.

>>56602561
>>56602793
http://www.gizchina.com/2016/09/13/kehan-cubecam-wearable-presales-99-99/

2 hours max, 720p.

looking for 5V at least 3A power supply, anyone know 'bout something? ps:220V 60Hz if important

seen here aukey is not branded as "instant housefire" but they do not have what I need since that 18W quickcharge seems to fuck around with voltage

>>56602856
It's whatever the BangGood app shits or as a link because I'm also on mobile.
If you don't want to click it, open up the BangGood app, click in the magnifying glass and mash your fingers until it spells "808 camera", then pick the one that's about $40

>>56600338
>Anon posts pic of mystery DIY kit and misc chink shit >>56595259
looks like a magicforce 68 keyboard kit: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/memeboard/32572470432.html

>>56602715
Get rid of acne

>>56602556
Buy lot of those black things quick

http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_349798.html

I got one of these in the mail today, and god damn. That's a fucking bright light.

>>56602867
>>56602929
Thanks lads.

>>56602989

where

>>56600377
Ask reddit r/fashionreps, I'm not memeing you
Otherwise AOFly, Veithdia, or USAF American Optical (AO) reps all over Ali

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What did I get today /csg/???

>>56603107
USB cable

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It's a key knife!!! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/key-knife/32628932100.html

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Xiaomi uses an unencrypted delivery system to install packages silently

https://www.thijsbroenink.com/2016/09/xiaomis-analytics-app-reverse-engineered/

>They're sending your IMEI, MAC address, Model, Nonce, Package name and signature to Xiaomi's servers through an unencrypted channel once every 24 hours to check for an update to their analytics app.

>And if the servers see the analytics apps is out of date, they sent an APK down to your device (without you granting permission), and there aren't any verification done to make sure the APK they're sending is even an updated analytics app.

>So Xiaomi could use this to remotely install any app onto your device. Hackers could do the same if they gained control of Xiaomi's servers, and a local hacker should be able to do the same if they had control over the local network you are on.

SNEAKY CHINKY

>>56603136
> lol try getting that on a plane

>>56601492
get the new mixzas, u3

read/write 90+mb/s

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Here it is next to the more expensive key knife I got earlier. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/fancy-key-knife/32647345799.html

I like the cheaper one a lot better. Neither of them really does a good job of masquerading as a key, but the cheaper one is smaller, easier to deploy, , and of course cheaper. The blade is a bit shorter but for what you would use a key knife for in the real world I don't think that matters.

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Here are the two key knives on a keychain with a real key, for comparison purposes.

>>56603141
You deserve this if you do not remove bloatware or at least restrict it from running.

>>56603141
How about xiaomi.eu's rom?

I can't believe that I'm saying this, but aliexpress seem to do a way better job of shipping something out than many sellers on amazon do. I order stuff that I absolutely need on amazon, but lately I've noticed that sellers have been slacking with how long it takes to ship out an item.

>>56602718
these are legit... just like the ones staranon posts, just less useful

>>56603215
There's a fucking hair, dude. Disgusting

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De chink'd or something.

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>install 17track app
>add all my tracking codes
>get notification on an information update of some package
>click on it
>nothing new
>refresh list
>nothing new

Wow nice.
It's in delivery
or not
Maybe it left China, or not, who knows?

What's the point

>>56603390

http://trackitonline.ru/

>>56602692
This reminds me of some shit that I stumbled upon on amazon after looking at some Korean skin care products that I saw on /fa/. From what I remember, this shit is supposed to pull blackheads and stuff out of your skin.

I'm not sure if it's any good, but if it has the same formulation as the Korean stuff, then it most likely is good, since Koreans take skin care very seriously for some reason.

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>>56603281
Because you haven't forgotten me I bring you a gift.
http://s.aliexpress.com/ZjaUBJRn
Grab the coupon and get a MAGA hat for $1.36, a pokemon cap for less than a dollar or pic related for $0.02.

>>56603502
>MAGA
>Pokemon
not everyone on /g/ is an obese anime obsessed ingorant neet

>>56603502
t-thanks staranon senpai, how could we forget you!?

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>>56603215
>adding a pube for absolutely no good reason

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http://m.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337823.html?wid=21

32GB Sharks on Sale for $6.99. Supply is dwindling.

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>>56603771
>buying from jewish chinks
>instead of Jack Ma

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>>56603194
>>56603215
Did those chink pubes come as gifts?

>>56603771
>64gb
>14 euro

I got it for €10 some time ago.

>>56603823
Can you read? I clearly said that the 32GB Sharks were on sale. Only the 32GB are on flash sale.

>>56603771
how often does the 64gb one go on sale? i don't even need 64 fucking gigs on my cellphone but i still want it.

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Dirty Reviews - the granddaddy of them all and the man who brought us the Mixza shark meme.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - after losing his leg in an exploding chink shit accident, Unbiased dedicated his life to preventing another tragedy occurring.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - bird loving Brit, most well-known for BM-800 videos and cutting peppers with chink knives.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, pretty much a vehicle to make money off referral links
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

TechTablets - Still the best resource for chinky tablet and phone reviews with a ton of knowledge.
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed by a bumbling migrant "from" Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, had to retire after his parents remortgaged their home so he could see Kanye West
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

SkeletonKeyStone - reviewed a chink Famicom then returned with a chink Game Boy Color clone review, soon to review Pokemon Cock edition
https://youtu.be/sYNUdQ-p4xA

>>56603850
I'm actually blind though. These texts are spoken by the computer

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>>56603502
damn thicc pokie hat

>>56603763
>>56603804
i was trimming and a loose hair drifted into my photography studio, it happens to all of us

>>56601908
how's the keyboard?

>>56604000
Actually pretty good. I already had a Teclast X2 Pro which I replaced my laptop with (I'm more thinking of replacing my tablet with this), and the keyboard on that is way inferior to this one.
Also, it actually holds upright without a kickstand in the back, which is a good thing.

And there's two full-size USB port in the keyboard, which is great.


I'm still ordering a bluetooth mechanical keyboard for actual typing.

>>56603390
the info is usually cached, at least in the website. check after some hours/a day and you'll probably get new info (or not...).

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Decisions, decisions...

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just got my chinkshit meme watch.
>Other chinkshit on the way, including one lemon key face and another shark

>>56604212
realized I forgot to crop the image
woops
:^)

>>56604197
Let them send random.

>>56604197
>can't make a decisions
>lolita is an option

wew lad.

>>56604329
Not all of us are lithuanian pedophiles, anon.

So I have an item thats in the post since more than 30 days (ali), seller just extended buyer protection by another 30 days. This item also has a little icon saying "full refund if item not received within 23 days" - do I have to open a dispute for that or how do I get that?

>>56604197

first I was like "Why would they make a fake vagina and call it a Tgirl, vaginal absence is a major characteristic of those"

but then I was like "Oh, buttholes"

But still, I mean regular women have buttholes too

>>56603244

Seems to, I can't see how to disable it either

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>mfw just accidentally cut myself with a chinese knife

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Rock Zircons finally came yesterday. I was worried that the box was dented on the side, but the damage was only to the packaging.

As for the earbuds themselves, I can't believe IEMs can output this level of bass.

>>56602692
Looks interesting desu, I'm going to try it in a few weeks, we'll see.

>>56602692
>acne
You must be 18 years old to post on this website.

>>56604416
Oops, didn't mean to call Zircons IEMs.

>>56604374

they're inside you now

sporulating inside your body, filling your cavities with their spawn

one day you'll burst and a thousand chinese people will crawl out of you and scurry off into the shadows

>>56604476
That's pretty hot.

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/High-Quality-Zirconia-Ceramic-Kitchen-Knife-Set-fruit-carving-knives-4pcs-3-4-5-Peeler-Covers/32293551071.html

Should I? I already have knives but they're not purple or ceramic

>>56603502
lies I dont see this or maga hat

>>56604620
okay im retarded, so is the sorting in this shop

>>56604349
a-anyone?

>>56604592
overpriced, bought the same set in black from amazon a while ago for 15

>>56604438
>tfw 25 and still get fresh pimples
>tfw too old for this dumb site

>>56604349
>full refund if item not received within 23 days

http://sale.aliexpress.com/buyerprotection-seller_guaranteed.htm#1

Get your money back.

>>56601908
If that's the Chuwi Hibook, all I can say is good luck trying to get the Anniversary update to work.

>>56604805
Why?

>>56602488

pray for me

>>56604829
It doesn't install.

Also the screen has problems with ghosting.

The metal casing is not grounded so you get the current when it's plugged in.

Also the sdcard slot shits the bed with exfat cards (such as the Shark cards)

I really wanted to like it but it's been nothing but problems since day one.

>>56604764
I just counted the days, guy actually has one more day. Lets see if it comes tomorrow.

>>56604695
soooo, this is cheaper?
I don't get it

>>56604882
well thats weird, in the gallery display you linked it showed up as 21 bucks and when I went back to the listing it changed to the cheaper price. my bad

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GIVE ME MY SCREWS

Meranti: Strongest super typhoon of the year barrels toward China, Taiwan.

"China braces for impact
While the 23 million people in Taiwan are likely to be buffeted and soaked by Meranti, the main brunt of the storm will fall on mainland China. The storm is expected to make landfall in Guangdong or Fujian provinces during the day on Thursday.
Authorities in six south-eastern provinces as well as Shanghai have initiated emergency response measures as the storm approaches, according to state run news agency Xinhua.
If the storm makes landfall in eastern Guangdong, it could be the strongest to hit the province in 47 years, Xinhua reported. "

Rdy for delays in shipping?

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/12/asia/typhoon-meranti-weather/

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First time ever buying from chink site.
Did I do good, /csg/?

>>56604950
Honestly, I just go to my local Frys and look at the tower cases they have on display and open the side panel and take the bag of screws inside.

>>56604976
frys sucks i don't blame you .

Hey guys, want to know the status of your packages in the typhoon hitting asia right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjAuQ2ODNrE

>>56605043
MY SCREWS

>>56605049
Here's the ship carrying your chink shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rm8QKwJwWM

>>56604964
Even without the storm, shipping is delayed

>>56605043
fucking chinks can't even play legos right.

If it doesn't happen at sea, there is no excuse for it to happen in port.

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>>56605060
>>56605043
it amazes me that cargo ships can take such a beating. even a small 20 foot shipping container is close to 5000 lb when empty . and they are falling a couple stories straight down onto the ship floor one after another

>>56603929

then you're retarded.

Well, it's the biggest storm to hit China in 47 years.

It's also the strongest storm recorded anywhere in the world for 2016.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sBHywUJFzg

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For anyone that missed it in the last thread

Xiaomi Yeelight LED Lamp Review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS76nHjIHOw

Off to bed, happy shitposting

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>>56600472
Oh, I missed two items in the bubble wrap, already threw it away (was in the same package as the other kit)
While untangling the cable of my soldering iron I accidentally dropped it on the trash can and had to get the bubble wrap out again because it sticked to the iron and there were these two things still in them, LOL

668Bs came today
I like them

>>56605517
From goybest btw

>>56605043
>>56605060
>>56605152
nooooo, the shit I bought from goybeast some days ago could be there!

why are ali listings so damn missleading, want to check prices for git2 cam with all the accessory package, can't tell for half the listings whats really included

>>56605799
I hope chinks packaged my tablet good

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>>56600452
I got mine today aswell model s280

>>56600945
It is possible to run two Sims and and sd card with these config . You can look it up and find you can extract the sim chip and place it in your sd card . Both will be read by the device . Has been confirmed to worth on xiaomi and also other manufacturers using same config .

>>56605152
>tfw my ali order is probably in that truck

>>56604592
>ceramic knives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZh70prVt8

>>56605152

What would you do if you were that truck driver anons?

I'd probably just curl up and go to sleep all cosy like

the sound of the rain hammering on the door above you, the gentle rocking of the truck being hit by hurricane winds

you have a rock solid excuse for not working, because your truck fell over

absolutely cosy

Im leaving this here for other anons looking for a deal on the git2

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Sport-Camera-GITUP-GIT1-WiFi-1-5-inch-LCD-Screen-1080P-Action-Camera-RF-Control-G/2168104_32691268914.html

Seller has an 5 off 99 coupon, also 64gb sd bundled costs 8 bucks, not sure how chinky tho

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My girlfriend found my channel, so I'm taking a temporary hiatus. I made all of my videos private and I'll make them public once she's forgotten about it.

I was embarrassed.
Luckily she didn't watch any of them.
Fuck

>>56604967
Yes.

>tfw never used alipay but payed directly
Should Iuse alipay from now on?

>>56606261
It's like a forced mix of English and Chinese accent.

>>56605152
tempted to buy this
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SS-Ali/32381052807.html

>>56606503
>the Dong Fang

If they lose my zyclon bs I get refunded right

>>56606532
just add sinkable metal containers and the Dong is golden

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-Kaidiwei-Alloy-1-50-Oceangoing-Freighter-Container-Model-Six-Optional-Colors-Ornaments/32531528046.html

>>56604439
>Oops, didn't mean to call Zircons IEMs.
what do you think they are?

>>56606416
I do the same thing.

>>56606632

anyone?

>>56606606
Today I learn the difference between earbuds and IEMs

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Kek didn't see this on my coupon before, their broken English is lovely

Most Chink stores use a horrible English grammar for their standard replies etc.
I replied to some of them with a corrected version of their text. Maybe they will be thankful and give me some coupons or so.

>>56606296
Nobody cares, kill yourself.

What are some recommended USB cable brands?

>>56606877
check the wiki

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WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEANS
THE TRANSLATION BUTTON DON'T HELP

>>56606877
Aukey, and something else.

>>56606906
Context?

>>56603042
https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=AS_20160914185201&SearchText=replacement+earbud+tips

>>56600338
Looking to buy a chinkphone around $200. Probably Xiaomi.
Anyway to make get wireless charging on them?

>>56607012
You can add one of these generic Qi charging things which connects to the micro USB port and can be glued on the back of the phone.

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>>56607012

Yes. They stole Apple's wave technology

I'm bored so I'm gonna send friendly messages to all the sellers I'm waiting on goods from.

Nothing specific, just gonna try some small talk.

Wish me luck, guys.

>>56607111

>DEM TRIPS

good luck. I message vicky every so often. Never hear back

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>>56600338
>https://discord.gg/6WehyUv
How botnet is discord? Having dedicated servers with a mixup of IRC and voice seems to good to be true.

I think one of them was very angry or something on aliexpress, but the guy (David) told me the company failed and their project failed and that he needed to refund me money. It was kinda weird I just wanted an update on the item.

>>56607012
Kimovil.com

>>56607224
98% of these shops are just a guy on a couch

Best tablet for around $200?

Hey /csg/, give me items to put on my mantle piece.

>>56603215
Pubes aside, I bought the cheap key. Thanks for the recommendation, handsome. Does it cut fruit well?

>>56607227
>top user satisfaction is the phone without a headphone jack
huh...

>>56607465
Man if only it had a 3.5 jack (or even a second usb 3.0) and expandable storage that thing would have been perfect.

>>56607521
It even has all the bands for Rogers in Canada. So close...

>>56605212
>worst review ever
>$65 dollars for a disco night light

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>>56600338
Going to be my first time ordering a xiaomi or any chinkphone.

Is this one alright?
Should I include any messages when I order? Kinda scared...

Official Global Version Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 3i pro prime special Edition Mobile phone 5.5 Inch 3GB 32GB 16.0MP
http://s.aliexpress.com/FfYFjyyE
(from AliExpress Android)

>order something from my own country
>still processing a day later
the chinks have spoiled me?

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>>56607227
>>56607465
>bought mi4c some days ago
>not even in the user satisfaction list
>there are better, cheaper phones

>>56607893

the packager is probably some unionized foreigner on their fifteenth paid break.

>>56607711
ask for a sealed box

>>56608090
nah, it's actually just a small specialty shop

>Depart from Overseas Processing Facility

Yay gimme my tablet

>>56608116
Why?

Will it still ship with global rom?

im taking a break from this board. im literally getting nothing done

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What's keeping me from saying I never received my package and making a paypal claim?

Does that work?

>>56608222
if you do it too often your account will be suspended

>>56608250

i would try it just once

>>56608206
Also don't they test the phone before shipping? How can they do that if the box is sealed?

>>56608284
Tested at the factory, packed and sent to the seller.

>>56608264
As long as it's untracked. And like anon said, do it too much and you'll be on a blacklist.

>>56608373

it's EMS

It's impossible i guess

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Oukitel k6000 pro or redmi note 3 pro (2gb)?
Both are similar price right now.

Which has better screen? Camera? Battery life?

>>56600338
>lives in 3rd world shithole
>jack ma becomes e-commerce committee advisor
i wonder if this means easier chinkshit for me

>>56607416
iwork 11 stylus
cheapest windows tablet with decent stylus
it uses emmc instead of ssd though..

I'm think of buying a streaming box for my TV off Gearbest anyone know if they're any good? I'm looking at the cheapest one I could find since it's what I afford. Oh yeah I'm also gonna get a Ruizu XO2 since I've heard that they're
good.

http://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_401686.html

>>56608569
The Redmi Note 3 Pro has a good battery life and I'm not sure about the camera.

>>56605833
>I hope chinks packaged my tablet good
hahah
the last time i bought tablet from them, they only put the tablet box inside another cardboard box

>>56608209
children aren't things, comfy

My friend got a k10000, going to see it next week if anyone is interested in a mini review.

He says it doesn't lag at all.

>>56608607
I know, but does the k6000 pro get better battery life with the bigger battery or does the mt6753 hold it back in that regard?

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>>56608642
>le comfy bogeyman

>>56601281
Hopefully some day soon manufacturers will realise that 'muh thin' is not what makes a phone good. Durability and strength counts too. And ofc. non-exploding batteries are a plus. All of which could be solved if they just stopped if they just moved away from muh thin...
Remember that iphone with glass all over? 'Just don't drop it - phones are not meant to be dropped' - well, shit happens and you will eventually drop your phone taking it in and out of your pocket several times a day... pig disgusting manufacturers.
Looked into getting a new phone some months ago but found no phones that lived up to what I expect in a phone: sturdiness, long battery life, small enough to fit in a pocket comfortably. Just gotta wait and hope something changes as I fear my phone is dying...

>>56608838
You mean like oukitel? And the new xiaomis seem pretty good too.

Also leagoo has a couple of big battery phones.

Budget phones with big batteries are becoming popular, I'm >>56608682 >>56608569
And I'm probably going to buy the k6000 pro today cause it's on sale for 185 aud and 6000mAh of pure joy sealed in a metal chassis.

Just wish they'd gone with an SD616 or 650 lmao

>>56608684
http://moviepilot.com/posts/2689916
LOL. Woody.

>>56608591
This one is better
http://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_434477.html?wid=21

>>56608883
Oukitel was what came closest afair. Also remember looking a lot at Redmi 3 Pro which was just around the corner at the time. As I said it was a couple of months ago so 'new Xiaomis' prolly weren't out yet. Think
Most of what I found with decent battery life were 5+" screens which just don't fit comfortably in a pocket unless wearing camo-cargopants ofc.. Naturally it's highly subjective and depends on your normal use but in my world 5" is the absolute maximum size for a phone. And I would probably take 4" over 5" given the choice.
Bear in mind though my typical use: calls, texts, check a few emails. For any serious work I use my laptop or the proper tools for the job (eg. an actual oscilloscope instead of an app to check frequency etc.)

>>56608838
Anon bought a BV6000 that he liked check out that one, waterproof too

>>56608965
Autism Looks 2.0 (insert extremely happy smiley here)

Will look into it later today, time for uni. Thanks for the tip.

Where should I buy a kingdian 60gb ssd? Only need it for faster boot

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>>56608956
I can't think of any pants I own that'll struggle to hold a 5.5 inch phone.

Pic related what I'm wearing now, the bent bit at the bottom is where my fingers go to when I shove my hand in.

Maybe skinny jeans though, but I never liked those.

GIB MAI SCREWS

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Well I charged my 59 cent mp3 player overnight.

You can connect the device to your co.outer and it can act as a as card reader. It will not allow you to play music while connected to a pc but you can while charging. Mirco Usb write speed is slow so use a separate SD card reader.

When I plugged in a micro usb cable to charger the player an internal red led light up through the body.

But now that I have plugged in a micro SD card and started playing music, the red led flashes on and off. When I pause the music the red led is constantly on.

The player does have the ability to fast forward and rewind. Also if you leave it on paused for long the led light starts flashing them turns off and player goes into standby. Play back can be resumed.

If you slide the power switch to off it clears the memory and you have to start over from the first song.

Cannot play flac.

>>56609115
Also there is a faint hint of static. Even when playing 320 kbps songs

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Any 6000mAh phones with the helio p10 instead of mt6753?

>>56600338
just got my hyper x clouds
fucc yiss

Got my Redmeme Note 3 Qualcomm finally. Came with a vendor ROM though, which made unlocking the bootloader kinda tricky. Also what up with the encryption bullshit on TWRP? I had to side load SuperSU because it kept asking me for a password to access the internal storage.

>>56604212
link?

>>56602715
For Whoopi Goldberg's roast

>>56609169
>Helio P10
>6Ah+

Pick one. This is the closest / http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-gionee-m6

>>56605043
So glad my Xiaomi powerbank is in Czechland right now

All my chink vendor friend on Facebook are posting pictures of their offices and warehouse destroyed by the typhoon :(

>>56609033
wait for a sale on ali

Should we send condolences or something to chinamen sellers who were hit by the storm?

>want to buy stuff
>have no money left in bank
fug
I guess it's time to make wish lists

>>56609461
post them

>>56609483
I will when they stop trying to chink me at every opportunity.

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>>56609499
Honestly I have more fun browsing and adding shit to my list than actually buying anything.

>>56609483
Explain

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>>56609567
I dunno like
"Hope you dry off soon Yang, your products are super acceptable"
and then get coupons in return for our kindness ;)

>>56609597
Kek, I mean what the hell happened? Did a typhoon hit China? Our China man seller are usually located near ports and the biggest airports

Reminder that 60GiB Kingdians are only $24USD right now

>>56609617
It's happening right now
google typhoon meranti

What are some cool cheap Halloween memes to buy?

>>56609618
And if you add 10 bucks to that you will get one with double the space so you might actually be able to use it for something.

>>56609626
Holy shit that's why my sdcard holder still is n China.

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>>56609641
>he uses a solid meme drive for anything other than boot

>>56609618
are memedians any good?

>>56609671
Why would you spend money on an SDD so you can boot faster?

It takes like 30 seconds at most, even with a toaster and bloated windows. Even less on Linux. And you need to turn on your computer like once a day. If that. Some people here haven't turned off their computer in like a month.

>>56609682
About as good as you'd expect for a Chinese SDD. I mean, for one that actually works.

>>56609690
>why would you spend money on an ssd
ftfy

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>>56609634

>>56609697
I suppose it would be good enough for my memepad.

>>56609705
>okay Zhu, we need you to pose in our new Halloween collection
>"oh wow, I can't wait to show all my friends that I'm a model"

>>56609705
benis

New thread
>>56609888
>>56609888
>>56609888

>>56609201
Post pics lad

>>56609891
Too early you idiot

>>56610060
Bump limit is 325 posts fucktard

>>56610299
Fuck you.

BUMP

>>56604212
Original or fake?and link please

>>56602084
>why 2 pis?
he want threesom