/csg/ Chink Shit General

any word on the best place for Nomos fakes? been looking on ali but even the new sellers don't seem to have any

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>>56585571
Ayy thanks dude but I'm not working late shifts anymore.

>>56585660
ok senpai, I'll let you have the threads now
But I did learn how to compile the news properly c:

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Can anyone explain to be why gearbest is opening a ticket themselves asking me if there are any problems with the order and if not I should just close it? Makes no sense to me.

>>56585674
pls You didn't include that I got some garbage Piston Airs >>56581175

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I received a screen/digitizer from chinkland in a box that looked like it could have had a frozen organ in it. I'll try to install it tomorrow.

>>56585714
oh shit, sorry m8, I generally skim over ones that don't have pictures

>>56585723
>try

>>56585737
Should be pretty easy desu, removing the old screen can be done destructively because I just ordered the entire thing. I ain't messing with reglueing the screen to a digitizer.

>>56585723
The Nexus 5 screens i bought always came packed like this, and the customs opened them like 4/5 times.

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>>56585674
Good job! Definitely appreciate you covering my ass while I'm unable to post or make threads during my morning shifts though. (6:30 to 14:30GMT+1)

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Should I replace my old pistons 3 with the new kz zst? Wait for reviews? Take one for the team and do a review myself? Anybody ordered them yet?

>>56585835
sure, will do

>>56585854
>old pistons 3
literally why

did you break them

>>56585833
yeah I had to pick mine up from a post office for some fucking reason, was kinda worried about shit like that, but it wasn't resealed or anything. I wouldn't want hamfisted retards handling muh components. No idea why I had to pick it up tho, might give the postalfags a call about that, because our mailman is a faggot anyways. definitely not tip-worthy :^)

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>>56585876
I think they are starting to break up from usage have been using them for two years non stop 9 hrs every day and the sleeve on the cable is pretty fucked up too

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>>56585833
yep, I still have the spare of my Nexus 5 in the box

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2015-New-Single-Board-Computer-Mini-Desktop-Z3735f-Mini-PC-X30-N2930-N2930-1-83GHZ-Support/1169094_32444788695.html

What would someone use something like this for? Blowing their fingers off?

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Bump for >>56584120

weren't there cheaper usb drives like 32GB running around in /csg/ a few days ago? hoping for dirt cheap 32GB and 64GB usbs

>>56584563

are you still around anon? would love and appreciate a dump/share/gallery zip/link or something

http://www.banggood.com/Pepsi-P1S-5_5-Inch-2_5D-2GB-RAM-16GB-ROM-MT6592-Octa-Core-Smartphone-p-1066089.html

>i bought this phone for 87 euros
>flashed different rom because stock was full of malware
>even the custom had some malware
>i removed it all and installed google stock apps because there is no other custom rom
>build quality is very good for the price
>screen is very good
>snappy
>camera is ok for simple stuff

>>56586006
>>flashed different rom because stock was full of malware
>>even the custom had some malware
wew

>>56586013
Welcome to the mediatek world!

>>56586013

that's why you fucking throw the custom on a vm before spinning it on your phone, retard

I just want to be 100% sure so that I don't fuck up.
http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_313950.html
I want to buy this SSD and was wondering if the cables to an HDD that I have on my computer will work for it, or will it come with cables itself?

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If I were to say ' boipucci ', what chinkphone would you think of?
(apart from iphone, like anon said)

Anyone have micro usb cables to recommend?

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Best gamer mousepad or animu mousepads on aliexpress, please.

>>56586076
it'll use a standard SATA, so your HDD cable will work

(assuming it's from the last century)

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>>56586119
Just one of these?

>>56586076
Probably check out the cable situation before ordering, maybe you can buy an extra cable and use both.

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Just ordered ree headlamp.

>>56586082
mi4c

>>56586213
I already have 2 HHD's. The one I am changing out is slow as shit too.

Any < 1.00 USD 4+GB USBs?

>>56586217
Now this I can work with.

>>56586210
both of them

One is for power other for data IIRC

>>56586101
Make your own senpai

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/this-comes-up-every-single-thread/32654990643.html

>>56585931
Youve simply burnt them in which is good

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Are shark sd cards good enough to do temporary backups on?

I was gonna wipe clean my comp soon and was thinking instead of buying a full HDD ill just buy an sd+adapter and put whatever little shit I need on that.

How well do they do in the long term?

Also what are pic related called?

>>56586244
Alright, thanks man.

>tfw all my friends are wary of giving even their PayPals to the chinks
>so they go through me instead
>always charge a lil bit more than what the price is

>>56586082
Sorry, just the iPhone comes to mind.

>>56586101
> gamer mousepad
Just pick one of the popular ones. Your <insert ridiculous DPI and scan rate here> mouse can take it, it's mostly about how you want it to look and what you prefer to feel on your hands.

> animu mousepads
Get one printed with your favorite dickgirl waifu doing it with a shark. Custom is best.

>>56585984
It's all over aliexpress and I think on multiple stores from the /csg/ wiki. Just find it.

That said, I don't like that one. Not the best design for hands, even if it has muh LEDs.

>>56586258
Key covers?

>>56586257
no senpai, they actually crackle and pop when the music is loud, two years of straight up eurobeat and happy hardcore have taken its toll i think

>>56585660
Didn't you throw a hissy fit and retire?

anyone order prescription glasses from china?

>>56585854
>Take one for the team and do a review myself?
Be a chink shit pioneer

>>56586258
Yeah sound good anon they are fine for that kind of thing.

First time with GearBest. What shipping method?

>Switzerland Post Unregistered (0,74$)
>Belgium Post Unregistered (1,94$)
>Netherlands Post Unregistered (free)
>Surface Mail (1,62$)

>>56586006
>Pepsi P1SS phone

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>>56586082
Meizu M3

>>56586389
What cunt?

If you're going unregistered might as well go with the free one

>>56586421
Great! I'll get an m3s/mini

>>56586389
Keep it cheap. Netherlands unless you have a reason not to, in which case Switzerland next.

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S-Should I?

>>56586455
Don't stay away from FlymeOS
t. FlymeOS user

>>56586360
Fuck off Lithu you filty pedo

>>56586082
iPhone SE Rose Gold

because you're a sissy and you have tiny sissy hands

>>56586468
Don't, stay away from FlymeOS

>>56586468
Chink copies of weeb figure blindboxes?

>>56586460
>letting KMAR touch your USB cables

>>56586510
Yeah, i haven't opened them yet, i will if somebody is really interested in them i think im just gonna flip them for $10 each

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Chinks have finally started copying Pose Skeletons by Re-Ment, these little Skele figures are all the rage over at /toy/

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mr-Bones-Skeleton-Human-Skeleton-Model-with-Dog-Cute-Mini-Figure/32705800842.htm

>>56586634
doot doot

nobody talking about this meme?
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/memephone/2026051_32727803466.html

>>56586483
Is it really THAT bad?

>>56586697
WHAT? Yotaphone that cheap?

>>56586697
oh damn

If I wasn't poor as fuck I'd get one

>>56586714
Yes, lots of useless bloat, missing features from vanilla android it's really that bad, one of the worst ROMs i've tried

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Has anyone heard of the company Goophone? I have.

Gearbest bad gateway'ing when you try to log in or view cart for anyone else right now?

>>56586697
>Released 2014, December
No.

>>56586848
it's a fucking two screened phone with one being e-ink

yes, very yes

>>56585723
got like 5 of these, ordered a tablet screen protector and it was in the same kind of packing but huuuuge.

>>56585703
Dude I bought some of those curved back support things from ali-whatever and I got the same kind of email making sure I had received them and everything was cool.

>>56586876
>huuuuge
Donald, go back to campaning

>>56586896
thought about that when posting
me too thanks

>tfw my USB cable hasn't come in almost a month later
Makes me wonder if Customs damaged it

>>56586697
>>56586870
What the fuck even. How does Android even deal with that?

>>56586916
R E F U N D
E
F
U
N
D

>>56586932
Hasn't been 30 business days yet
As soon as it is, I'm asking for one if it's not in

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>>56586927
It obviously isn't too hard, since LG did a similar two screen thing (but one one tiny display above the regular one)

Android is flexible yo

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>>56586876
>>56586896
>>56586914
Screen protectors for days

>>56586958
but why

>>56586967
>sell for 20 bucks each to normies

>>56586558
Sure open one up and flip the rest for profit that's what's been done at conventions for god knows how long now.

>>56579392
>>56580147
>>56579318

Aspiring porn director anon here, thanks for all the camera input in the earlier thread.
Anyone can recommend chink non-action cams?

I'm pretty much still undecided, because I'd like to do some silly stuff like strapping the cam to my doggo, do a bit of underwater and fishing stuff - maybe built a semi retarded submarine drone. Then again I'm pretty sure that I would end up with 50% outdoor/indoors stuff anyway.

If I'd go action cam what would you guys recommend, I'm thinking about the sj5000x below. But I hear the mic is pretty shit, should I git a git instead?
http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_243426.html?wid=3

>>56586983
oh, carry on then

>>56586985
>porn director
>strapping camera to doggo

we deepweb now?

>>56586985
>Aspiring porn director
>strapping the cam to my doggo
>do a bit of underwater
> I would end up with 50% outdoor/indoors stuff

nice

>>56586985
The action cams are probably fine for indoor use, you just need a lot of artificial light to make the video not be shit.

You won't find cheap cameras that are good in low light conditions.

>>56586984
ok if this post ends up in odds i'll open nozomi and keep her, else i will keep eli

>>56586303
Thanks anon, thats the right one

>>56586378
What about storing family pictures/documents on them over a long term? I guess nobody has had them for long enough yet, but are normal ones prone to fail?

dubs pick what item under $2 I get

>>56587098
cheapest buttplug

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that $21 android box is back
http://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_434477.html

>>56587098
get something kawaii


Does anyone have experience getting chink flashlights? I see a Cree in OP's image and got a pair of Rosewills from the egg last year for $10, love them but haven't seen any more for a good deal since then.

>>56587151
I got a keychain light powered by 3 LR44 batteries but it's not in yet. Video of it looks pretty good but GearBest doesn't have it in stock any more

>>56587098
the longest dildo you can find

anyone has received his USB rechargeable Cree flashligth?

>>56587098
card knife

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>>56587221

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what else do I get

>>56587098
as many of those knockoff pokemon figurines as you can

>>56587098
buttplug

>>56587249
Sanrenmu knife and a Jinhao fountain pen

>>56587098
Tea

>>56587249
an upgrade to 64GB, pretty sure I heard that 32 is shit.

>>56587098
a Partrick Bateman bodypillow cover

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muh dick

>>56587017
>not putting the action into action cam while your best bud films it for you

>>56587098
Seeds for sakura

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>>56586984
>>56587071
Fate can't rule me so i decided to open Eli

The paintjob its not awful but its bad, i've seen the original ones and they are not much better desu and i can easily fix the paintjob

>>56587305
someone needs to make a girls of aliexpress archive

>>56587318
>implying its not POV

>>56587283
Can anyone back that up? I was also thinking of dabbling in network adapters if theres anything decent

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>>56587340
2/?

>>56587119
Hmm thats actually a bit better than the boxes I bought from banggood for flpping.

This has android 6.0 and S905X the boxes from banggood had 5.1 and the S905 cpu

>>56586468
>>56587340
Link?

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anyone tried the penis pumps? thinking about ordering one but i just don't want customs to open it.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Male-sex-toys-USB-Chargable-Electric-Penis-Pump-Strong-effective-penis-Enlargement-penile-erection-Pump-Dildo/32398159176.html

>>56587337
*

>>56587388
those don't work senpai

>>56587379
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/l/32283523604.html

>>56587098
USB cable

>>56587407
like they don't hold suction or what?

>>56587445
they don't elong your schlong

>>56587445
snake oil+free embolism

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>>56586983
Exactly.
Also I love the feeling of the glass screen protector sucking onto the screen, like pulling protective plastic off of tech.

>>56587388
Yes I have ordered this exact same, beware of auto-mode it goes way over the specified -50kPa, the pump/motor is pretty rad.

Mine is used to remove oxygen bubbles from silicone molding,suction power is good enough for that, but I'm also playing around with the thought about beefing it up.

>>56587388
You want to lose your dick?

>>56586389

Bought from gaybeast in the schweiz a few times, always NL post, Swisspost will fuck it up.

>>56587453
i know that, it's just for perverted fun

>>56587524
get a tenga egg

http://www.gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_436717.html?wid=21

These were counting down just an hour ago, did they restock or should I just get them?

>>56587410
Thanks! I almost want to buy them since they looks nice but I don't know anything about Love Live so I wont.

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>>56585571

>>56587354
say that to my doggo in reallife and see what happens

Best LED desktop lamp or USB lamp mainly for midnight note taking?

>>56587538
Not sure what to think about these, but why not just get them?

The KZ I got almost all were interesting.

Any decent and cheap chink tablets worth buying?

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>>56586697
>>56586735
>>56586738
>>56586870
>>56586927
Actual yotameme user here, ask me anything

>>56587654
They're supposed to be pretty darn good but it's hard to click that buy button when I literally just ordered a pair of other earphones yesterday.
Wish I was drunk.

>>56587345
> CSG meme pictures plus aliexpress girls shared on IPFS
Feels like that might work. You could start it, anon.

>>56587677
After I got two good KZ, I had a KZ ordering phase where I got like a dozen models/

Still no regrets and I'm still using the ones I like most regularly. No breakage yet, either.

Why not just slide along for the ride, eh?

>>56587665
Is that second screen useful?

>>56587665
>can see the pixels on the rings

Really how much extra power/time does it take to aa the edges

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>>56587728
Thanks, anon

Im looking for lasers...

I want high powered (over 10mw) and/or exotic wavelengths.

>>56587733
Yes, you basically have a suite of proprietary Yota Devices software which does most of the basic stuff: phone, SMS, telegram, various social shit (instagram and twitter mostly), RSS, clock, weather, music etc. etc. plus the obvious eBook reader, but if you need a specific app which doesn't have a port to the backscreen (so any app basically lel) you can just setup a shortcut and it'll open it on the second screen, through this thing called Mirror mode which just mirrors the first screen into the second (obviously the first stays off). Antialiasing on this mode is pretty good and text is perfectly legible, I've used it a lot in mirror mode with casual messaging, leaving spoitfy open or whatever. It works well, just consumes the same amount as a wakelock.

>>56587665
What version of android is it running?

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So what are the best IEMEME that people are buying?

I see a few people posting the KZ ED9, are they good? Or should I go with something else?

>>56587771
You don't notice it on the actual e-ink screen
>>56587809
5.0.0 and probably never getting an update unless Yota decides to release the sources for the back screen shit - they do occasionally OTA update the non-russian firmware (the latest update added some pretty animations and a sharper mirror mode, plus some back screen widget and shit)
It's not too too bad though, you can install TWRP, SU and Xposed and the rom is basically as close to stock android as it can get, anything that works on AOSP should work there as far as modules go. No module has caused me problems except Android N-ify and Flat Style Bar Indicators.

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wut?
Is the whip guy gonna whip harder?

whats the highest altitude chink drones can get? just saw a video on youtube where a dji f550 went 1000meters high and then crashed

>>56587832
The ED9 are pretty good quality devices on an objective level.

And I do like how they sound.

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senfer ue/ues is the thinking chinks iem of choice

>>56587886
PS: Are they the bestest ever? Ah, can't say it like that.

There is a reason why I kinda have a zoo of KZ IEM in operation. I think they and the HDS1 would be some of the first I'd suggest, though.

>>56587646
http://ali.onl/73M
Better than this anyone?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-1PC-Sandwich-Iron-On-Embroidered-Patch-For-Cloth-Cartoon-Badge-patch-Garment-Appliques-DIY/32682074550.html

I hope you spicy boys have pizza patches on all your clothing

seriously, Iron On patches are cheap as fuck. /fa/ has threads on occasion.

>>56587832
The KZ ZS3 are $8 on gearbest and they're highly recommended

>Go to the mail
>See chinkshit package
>Oh shit
>Chinkshit earrings my mom bought off Wish

when will my anime chinkshit get here

is 32 bucks for a 128gb shark a good deal?

>>56588040
Exactly how did you manage to type that with a dick in each hand?

>>56588116
Mind you I didn't know my mom buys her own chinkshit off Wish or whatever the fuck it's called.

>>56588150
I think it is pretty much the standard deal.

>>56587963
meant for
>>56587832

>>56588172
Time to have an adult talk about crummy resellers, and introduce her to the /csg/ stores and Aliexpress...?

>>56588155
what else am i gonna use my dick for.
fucking tard

>>56587886
How would they compare to these?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BASEUS-Universal-3-5mm-Lark-Voice-Series-Stereo-2-0-In-Ear-Bluetooth-Earphone-HD-Efficienct/32683837887.html

Audiobuget.com rates them higher but I want input from an anon.

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Jack Ma knows his shit.

>>56587119
can this play the 10bit autism animemez

>>56588254
Never had these. So I can't really tell.

>>56588254
The guy who runs Audiobudget is pretty much a literal retard, his head-fi posts pretty much confirm it. Keeps shilling shitty ones that everyone else dislikes like Plextone and Joyrooms. (and Zircons, to an extent)
I mean in one review he gave a pair of earphones a shittier rating because it took a while to get out of the package.

As for those phones, he probably just listened to them for 5 minutes (he listens to dubstep by the way), said Wow, Skrillex sounds amazing on these and went to type that review because there's pretty much nothing on how clear those sound or what's the soundstage or whatever.

>>56587098
big dildo

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Subor D99 Famiclone Review (Sorry about my shit mic in this one)
https://youtu.be/vhBjwNsucqw?list=PLvVtysx_GAB9dKvBY5xlD18HHARK_tlQ5

GB Boy Colour Review
https://youtu.be/sYNUdQ-p4xA?list=PLvVtysx_GAB9dKvBY5xlD18HHARK_tlQ5

Pokemon Bootleg Extravaganza
coming soon to a /CSG/ near you
Featuring:
Pokemon Green Version
Pokemon Cock Version
Pokemon Crystal (But with a shit English translation)

3.0 external ssd recommendations?

>>56588740
Is the GB Boy the same size as the GB color?
would an aftermarket shell fit? I'd like to get one of these and Pokemon Pink
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/For-Pokemon-Jigglypuff-Editiin-Clear-Green-Housing-Shell-Case-for-Nintendo-Gameboy-Color-GBC-Housing-Case/32702922322.html

>>56588839
No, it's a different size. The GB Boy is larger, the d-pad is a different shape, and the screen is wider.

Is there any recommended manufacturer for USB cables? Are those sold in packs of 5/10 any good?

>>56588964
ah fuck
I can't believe they've done this

>>56588974
i think Rock are well liked

>>56585984
This weird mousepad again, deja vu!

>>56588974
Rock
Aukey
Orico
Remax

To name a few. Aukey 5-pack is confirmed good.

Hi /csg/ just bought a redmi note 3 pro prime, what is the procedure to unlock the phone? I remember it took a while and i plan on flashing CM when it arrives.

>>56589102
>took a while
it takes a while to unlock or something like that*

>>56589003
>>56589060
Thanks guys

>>56588754
KingDian in Orico enclosure perhaps?

>>56588974
Can't say most of the no names I got were bad.

That said, brand names are good too.

>>56589102
Follow some unlocking guide on MIUI forums.

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>>56589003
And one of GB's suppliers was trying so hard, too...

But flat cables are usually not what you want.

What /csg/ think should i order a tv from chinkland?
Havent seen anyone buy something so big in these threads.
Any opinions?

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How hard did I get chinked?

>>56589200
Shipping would likely outweigh any potential savings.

>>56589200
Who knows who would have gotten Xiaomeme TVs had they actually been easily available for export at a non-crazy markup (for both reseller and shipping fees).

But I think not too many people actually got even something as big as my Xiaomi Air Purifier 2 shipped.

>>56587151
I got a 26650 based XHP70 coming in the mail soon. Shits gonna be like daylight. Can't wait.

>>56589220
>Shipping would likely outweigh any potential savings.
I wished the Chinese postal services had some boat-powered container freight rates, then resellers might offer it too...

>>56589220
>>56589227

Yeah the shipping might be too much.
It was just a idea that came to me while looking through all the chinkshit

>>56588740
I assume I can play the fake games on my regular SP? I remember buying some bootleg games for my GBA, but they never worked for me.

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Xiaomi Desk Lamp, anons. I'm about to buy it. US $56,23.

Original Xiaomi Mijia Desklight
http://s.aliexpress.com/VRzQf2yE
(from AliExpress Android)

great git2 has no stock in gaybeast eu warehouse and banggood the 20% coupon has just expired.

>>56587098
Chink dildo

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Chinky version of the Saleae Logic finally arrived after two whole weeks. You know what they say about those who wait...

It's excellent btw. Highly recommended!

>>56588974
>>56589060
>>56589197
I've got an A E S T H E T I C bug up my ass and I want to buy my shit in black and gold because I got tired of everything being black and silver

Any good cables with golden colored metal bits? I don't give a fuck if it's actual gold

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Does this exist anywhere?

>>56589332
This is just for looks, right? You could easily fit an L-shaped adapter onto that

>>56589321

you spelled autism wrong

>>56589352
Fine I want gold accents for my A S P E R G E R S whatever

>>56589343
Not to mention just tacking leads on.

>>56589332
I hope not, considering it's fucking stupid.

It obviously doesn't protect the flash drive, but the bigger problem is that when you unlock it and turn the lock, it's still going to protrude and make it impossible to plug into most things

>>56589384
The lock part separates completely

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cute-Cartoon-Monster-University-USB-Flash-Drive-Pen-Drive-4GB-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-USB-2/32729887816.html

Wazowski's seen some shit

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>>56589220
please respond

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Got me some mini quadcopters for myself and as presents for people I know. The fourth F10 already was given away.

H101: Cool flyer - does it's moves quite well. Stupid chassis with not enough clearance above the front rotors (small deformation -> your rotors might scrape against the front now).
Also can't remove batteries easily and has no on-off switch.

Not the best included remote control, but does its job.

F10: I actually quite like the included remote. Charging plug is tiny and kinda annoying. Excellent on beginner mode speed setting - stable and steady, good to learn.

Pretty bad with high mode and acrobatics - develops a high speed forward but looses altitude very quickly even on full throttle. Also can drop quite a bit during flips.

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I got fuckin' CHINKED

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cunt-ass-leather-usb-cable.html

Does this look fucking LEATHER to you? I'm gonna see about getting my ten dollars back (I bought 5).

>>56589384
I would hope they're not that stupid and make the shackle completely detachable when unlocked.

>>56589542
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/around-chinkjews-you-lose/32650167400.html

So mad I fucked up the link

>>56589542

>link is wrong
>bought a leather USB cable

I think we know where this is going

>>56589542
>>56589556

>Leather Metal Plug
>leather plug
>plug

Can you even read?

>>56589652
Look at the goddamn cable it's a fuckin' woven piece of shoelace shit. Not at all like the leather shown in the picture and in the feedback.

In fact, looking at their store shows this as the one they sent, which ain't the one I bought: https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Colorful-Nylon-Line-and-Metal-Plug-Micro-USB-Cable-Sync-Data-Charging-for-iPhone-6-6S/2132017_32631763846.html

>>56589680
Alright, calm down dude, so you got chinked and didn't get the ugly cable you wanted.
Just message them and show them that they sent the wrong cable.

> Online Shopping: Cool Hoodies For Men, Miwifi, Ilife, Ganzo, Trench Coats, Embroidered Jackets

>Cool Hoodies
>Ganzo
>Trench Coats

Today I bought 50 magic erasers
Fuck you /csg/

>>56589556
This actually looks nice. I might consider one down the line

well I got chinked, phone is 10 burger dollars cheaper than it was when I bought it a week ago

>>56589267
I'll want until someone makes a cheaper, chinkier copy of it.

>>56590031
You can also get 100 microfiber cloths for $5 on aliexpress

>>56589513
the h101 was the $8.99 one on gearbest right? is it worth the money?

for the RN3P owners, HIGH energy video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz_sLdIzJfM

I dont know about these shipping dates, its quite the commitment

maybe ive just been spoilt by amazon prime

>>56589501
personally i wouldn't have gotten such a cheap soundcard but the rest is good

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How can I obtain this goodness? I can't find it on Aliexpress anymore.

Can anyone recommend a good cheap pair of earphones? I'm currently using a pair of Rock Mulas which sound and look nice, but are beginning to fall apart. I was looking at the Xiaomi Piston 3 since I love my Redmi Note 3 Pro so much, but I thought I'd ask here first.

Also, anyone know a good, cheap, Android box where I can just load up some emulators and play Roms using any Bluetooth controller? I want to replace my Wii as my primary emulation device.

Any help is appreciated, thanks.

>>56590225
Ya, they're both fun.

And yea, it's worth $9. It's a quadcopter + RC + battery... not that little.

>>56590775
> Xiaomi Piston 3
Fine if you can find them. Or grab one of the KZ or other IEM mentioned earlier, perhaps?

> Also, anyone know a good, cheap, Android box where I can just load up some emulators and play Roms using any Bluetooth controller? I want to replace my Wii as my primary emulation device.
Is there any HTPC box that doesn't fit the bill these days?

You can obviously run emulators even on Android.

>>56590775
>Xiaomi Piston 3
It's discontinued so good luck if you find some that aren't fakes.

I'd recommend the Xiaomi Hybrids because muh xiaomemes

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CHINKED

My dad bought this on Amazon

Months ago

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Got my 99c mouse from ebay today
it feel heavy and well built, but is too big for me.

>>56590981
what brand?

does anyone know if these things can run openwrt?
http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_137302.html
http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_173091.html
I can't find a thing for these or for these two similar devices:
https://www.jakartanotebook.com/kextech-wireless-n-wifi-router-repeater-300mbps-cl-wr01-black
https://www.jakartanotebook.com/kextech-wireless-n-wifi-repeater-300mbps-wl0189-white

>>56591156
I *think* I found something:
https://forum.openwrt.org/viewtopic.php?id=54486#p261320
(last post)
http://www.win-star.com/eshop/category.php
they even comply with GPL:
http://www.win-star.com/eshop/article.php?id=46
sadly, the hw seems lacking in specs (flash/RAM)

>>56590968
Do these look fake to you? I'm not sure how to check.
http://www.aliexpress.com/nMVv6RJJ

>>56590999
Link?

>>56591415
Whoops, fixed link:

http://s.aliexpress.com/nMVv6RJJ

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>>56590999

does that have mouse gesture buttons or not? how reliable/good are chink mice with multi-buttons/mouse gesture buttons fared to popular oem/branded multi-button gesture mice?

>>56590735
https://world.tmall.com/item/529675890945.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.tPZaGa

Anybody bought one of those solar powered mice from China?

Do the USB receivers come with ransomware? Do they explode like Samsung batteries? Does it actually work?

>>56591444
its out of stock at the moment
>>56591615
none at all, just 3 buttons.

>>56587665
I'd like to get one, but I dont want the fucking customs fuckers blocking it, saying "muh battery" and then just using it themselves.

I finally received the pair of tenga egg that I ordered back in November. (A miracle really. Of course I got a refund)
I got they from Alli and after trying the two a week later my dick is still in his place

>>56591902
>back in November
whud du fug

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Anyone have luck buying projectors through gearbest? Looking for portable ones.

Are there any good chink monitors?

>>56592086
Just buy a projector and use that

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bump >>56580654

Looking for some chink shirt printers that does custom big-ass designs, thanks.

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/lithu-jew-stars/32584679528.html

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kek

>>56590981
My dad did the same with 4 64gb cards. At least one of them just doesn't work. Monkey or bust

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got my $.06 car, it's beautiful

>>56592086
Just get a cheap used one off craigslist

okay I asked a friend about the KZ ZS3's on sale in gearbest

>he looked up comments
>"You still can not buy them direct from KZ, but "BEWARE", a lot of third party sellers are still trying to get rid of them. This is why KZ is recalling them. "

what did they mean by this? quality control issues?

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Orico 4 port USB charger.

Quality is superb and takes away a lot of clutter from different chargers.

>>56592086
Buy a pedos monitor from a police auction or police auction site

Are chink magic erasers safe? I was thinking of getting some since they seem like a great deal but I'm paranoid they might have some cheap toxic chemical or something

>>56592294
Buy glove and gas mask from chink

>>56592294
i know right look at talcum powder

>>56592294
non-chink magic erasers are toxic if you inhale them. what do you think?

>>56592302
what if the gloves and gas mask are toxic

>>56592373
im never cleaning ever again

>>56592316
Just don't put it in your vajayjay

>>56587665
How's the battery life and build quality?

>>56587119
I'm kinda tempted, anyone have any experience with those? Is it actually usable or a lagfest?

>>56592421
I got a similar spec box for my mom and she loves it, but the Xiaomi box is coming soon (their first official product in NA) and it looks really good

>>56592421
For the price it's very functional. I use mine for kodi pretty much exclusively and no issues.

>>56592807
I'd be getting it for kodi, so the interface/playback are relatively smooth?

New Xiaomi Mi Pad 3 announced

>7.9 inch 2048x1536
>intel core m quad core
>128 gb ssd
>4gb ram

Hopefully it will be under $500

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I can't believe I got this for .59 cents

>>56593104
a rusty knife?

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>>56592421
>>56592738
>>56592807
Here we go

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What the fuck does this mean.

>>56592098
I looked and even with crazy shipping price it's still cheaper than buying it here in the states. Not sure about the inks though.

>>56593128
What's with the extra 16¢?

>>56593152
Had like $1.3 store credit and paid $1.4 for shipping insurance

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>>56593104

>>56593116
DELETE THIS

>>56593130
wedding might be a piss poor translation of "arriving/coming together"

Sounds like Fan Jianzhong has confirmed the arrival of your box to the carrier facility located in the south of the city of Suzhou?

so, does anyone know cheap chinese wifi routers with ac, that support openwrt?

>>56593130
seems like auto-translated from chinese to me

>>56593211
Ah I understand now. Thanks.

>>56593218
I think the xiaomeme routers support open wrt.

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This is not chinkshit though. Yay or nay on opening it?

>>56593277
nah

return to sender

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>>56593285
>I am the sender

>>56593178
did you remember to buy a mini usb cable for it?

my mo3 player hasn't shown up yet REEEEEEE

>>56593277
Go on

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http://www.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_261458.html

So I picked up this vertical ergonomic mouse yesterday. Been using it for a bit and I like it so far
>fairly sturdy for its price ($6.26 at the time of writing)
>DPI might be a tad low, but you can compensate for it by setting the tracking speed higher in your computer's settings
>comfortable
>takes a while to get used to if you've never used a vertical mouse before
Well worth the $6.26

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Its been 3 days since it says my package arrived to my country but i go nothing... What to do?

>>56593249
>I think the xiaomeme routers support open wrt.
yeah, but it's not really cheap, is it? :P

>>56589321
black and gold isn't A E S T H E T I C. You'll want some 90's grey plastic ones

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>>56593365
I have already have a few because my camera uses mini usb

>>56593491
Here it is

Used 10 magic sponges in about 3.5 months, now workin through my new order of 100. I'm still alive. I also use them for doing the dishes.

>>56593543
>how to look like a sperg
>>56593558
be patient, hans

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>>56593572
How about this one? Been 20 days and still havent lett China? Or is there just no tracking?

>>56593572
Calm down mate, I'm not planning on going to my local starbucks and using it.

>>56593558
It's fine. It'll probably take another week to arrive.

>>56593593
>20 days

Newfag, now wait 20 days more

>>56593596
To arrive at the sorting facility before it leaves CN.

>>56593650
Rip me... Might as well be an hero... Too much fkin wait...

>>56587832
ED9 or Hybrids
capsules reportedly are good but ive never used em

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>>56593543
>vertical mouse

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I've got some vouchers from banggood that I probably won't use. I'm not sure if it's account linked or not though.

>>56593703
Enjoy you are carpal tunnel

>>56587709
>on IPFS
Is there any actual content on IPFS? Are there IPFS sharing sites already (maybe on IPFS itself)?

Reminder: order without shipping costs or tracking. Orders with tracking is not the real chink shit experience. Everyday there's a chance the presents are on my doormat. With high priority shipping it's no experience either.

And in the end, tracking codes barely work anyway. And they only stress autists out.

is there a /csg/ approved cheap android phone?

with tested/approved real:

normal battery life -- or at least as per description

normal call sound quality

normal speaker sound quality -- nothing special just not flat

no additional """malware""" or custom crap

>>56593762
>And in the end, tracking codes barely work anyway.
Mine always werk

>>56593772
Please look at the wiki. RedMi Note 3 Pro or variants.

>>56593772
>no additional """malware""" or custom crap
yeah no it depends on the seller, but chink phones almost always come with malware

all you have to do is re-flash em tho

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Does this actually do anything?

>>56585571
any recommended cheap windows 10 tablets?
4gb ram minimum, and Ideally with a wacom stylus/support.
I just kinda wanna mess around with windows 10 on a tablet to see how bad it is, but I don't want to spend a fuck load of money

>>56593821
It slows down the dispatch time to annoy westfags

>STILL not shipped

>>56593566

Enjoy that leap motion, had one from launch, it's progressively got better with software updates, I just struggle to find a use for it aside from a neat toy.

i don't want or need this at all. but it's less than a dollar. and i'm going to end up buying it. i hate what this general has done to me


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/who-wants-a-stupid-walk-counter/32709607384.html

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This is my cocaine now

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What do we reckon lads?
Mixza sale prices are pretty good, reliable so i'm tempted with this.
any experiences with cheaper or more reliable?
looking specifically for usb 3 @ 64gb size.

>>56593916
oh god i found something even stupider that i need even less. but i can use it to count all my chinkshit

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/count-things-like-a-bouncer/32457716227.html

>that feel when GiroPay only allows payment above 1,30$
>no 0,80$ microphone

>>56591469
25 €? Just get the hybrids.

>>56593853
Yea me too. Any recomendations? Will need a tablet with win 10 for meetings and out of office shit. Laptop is too bulky for that shiet and phone is too small. 10 inch is best, would fit perfectly in my business bag.

regards

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Is this a good deal for $10 AUD?
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Tronsmart-Quick-Charge-2-0-2-Ports-Car-Charger-For-Samsung-Galaxy-S6-S6-Edge-HTC-M9-Nexus-6-Xiaomi-3-4---Black-351302.html
Need a car charger that won't blow up for minimal money

>>56594130
delete everything after html, it's a referral

>>56594145
My bad
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/sale-items/1627919.html
$1 off $1.01 or more. Best you can do with it is an iron man flash drive for 50¢

Are trackball mice on Ali worthwhile

>>56594181
got one, can't go wrong with .50c

>>56594225
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2015-new-Miniseas-usb-flash-driver-of-package/1627919_32507916697.html

>>56594181
That is not a flash drive but just extra fee for a package.
The best you can do is 3$

>>56592395
Stock on 4.4: Very good. Two days of use, easy.
Stock on 5.0: It's shit. Wakelock city on anything you install. I can literally see it drain even on standby.
Rooted and tweaked: With the power-saving profile on I'm on 5 days estimated in standby, or -1.0%/hour. Very good, but it took some work.
Build quality wise, it feels premium as fuck. the back glass is textured and it almost feels like a metal-backed phone, but not as cold. It's curved like an Edge display too. The sides are metal and so is the SIM card tray with the volume rocker. Remember, this thing cost 729€ new (I got it after a price drop) and it shows.

New bread
>>56594441
>>56594441
>>56594441

>>56594386
Damn I really fucked that one up

>>56592226
link?

>>56588740
>cartoon
>gayming
just kill yourself untermensch