/g/ humor thread

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>>56567727

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

>nvidia.png
>androidlogo.png
>microsoft.jpg
etc.

how to play scout.gif

>>56567727
It's humour, you imbecile.

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>>56567914

>Spells "humor" as "humour"

Muslim detected

>>56568016
AmeriBurger™ chumping shooter detected

>>56567727

Women in STEM

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Since nobody is actually posting humor...

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>>56568650

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>>56568663
You better step your own game up, op

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>>56568684

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>>56567727

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>>56568779
I Wunder why

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>>56568869

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>>56568779
i've legitimately set my mind on just getting a wife from russia with one of the mail order bride dating sites. 100%. i feel a sense of calm knowing all i have to do is get a well paying stable job

>>56567960
Underrated post, chap.

Those riffraff from colonies need to use dumbed down language.

>>56569590
She's pretty fucking good lad.

>>56569643
Not the anon you replied to, but the only thing that bothers me about her is the horse obsession.

>>56567727
B E N I S :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>56568016

more like eurofag... or maybe a Canadian

ugh... Canadians...

>>56568779
What about females going after the bad boys?

>>56569757
>eurofag
So, Muslim.

>>56569673
Meh. Horses are pretty sick desu and it's a hobby I guess. Most women don't have any.

>>56569757
spotted the muslim

>>56569810
Chicks that dig horses are often crazy in the head.

Avoid those that grew up with a pony like the plague.

>>56569590
Holy shit she's perfe-
>christian (and it's important)
>>things you could never do without
>my faith

Weeeeeeelp

>>56569873
I see what you're saying, but. Avoid here compared to your average girl?

Na.

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>>56569590
jesus what a cutie

>>56569910
>here

her*

>>56567886
you can

>>56567727
If I wanted humor I'd ask for your 1 rep max

>>56569838

buddhist, not mooos-lem.

>>56569890
Kinda common on those, every time I was close (meaning not a fat teacher/nurse with kids) they had this, couldn't see myself going to church and playing the game for pussy :(

>>56570185
Kek.

>>56570051
This is valid Express code. What's wrong with it?

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>>56569890
But anon, I... ;_;

>>56568695
lol better be WINAPI sleep() else that will sleep for 1000 days.

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>>56570410
i wish i could sleep for 1000 days

>>56570244
nevermind i figured it out

>>56569590

wow, she's a nice ca-
>riding my horse
>Black Beauty
>3. My horse
>riding boots
>shining up my tack for an early morning ride!

Dodged a bullet there, m8. Never, EVER date a horse girl. The horse will come before you, always.

>>56570558
>The horse will come before you
kek

>>56570425
>SJW
>has trouble with logic
no surprises here

>>56570425
SweetSweetSleep(INF):

kill(getpid(), SIGTERM);

Still waiting for the resurrection patch though.

Man, maybe I should start code bootcamp for people in that pic. Seems like an easy hustle.

>>56570296
Oh god i killed her :(

>>56569590
>Gf material
>Art history degree

Pick one m8

>>56569590
>less sex-driven
Dropped

>>56570558
>>56570592
>The horse will come before you
Just like in my nippon hentai

>>56570791
It's not your fault, anon. You did more than most. She knew you cared.

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>>56569590
Too perfect.

>>56571116
I just said one wrong thing, i tried so hard....

>>56570535
Ugh, ugly shit.

>>56571726
Turn them on and you have a space heater too.

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>>56569590
>my horse

NOPE NOPE NOPE

ABORT
ABORT

>>56567727
>ctrl + f
>"/g/ humor"
No wonder, you didn't even try humour

>>56570070
How many actual Christians actually go to the church anymore, unless just at holidays, I'm not talking about 'Murifag souther dildo Christians, they don't count.

>>56568650
>source based
how old is this stuff
It's like pre-gentoo meming

>>56567747
stay jelly poorfag

>>56569555
Might it actually be fixable?

>>56572122
If she is Russian, probably every Sunday. A lot of women in Eastern Europe go to church every Sunday

>>56570425
Reminder that the woman in that picture got fired from Nintendo for moonlighting as a prostitute.

>>56569590
bruh

that was a Ylilauta.org/int/ bait you guys are fucking retarded

>terveisin::Tupac
>

>>56572301
Not true at all, I live in the Baltic and most people under 50 only go to church on holidays, who count themselves Christian on some level.

>>56572068

>humour

This is an American site, Ahmed. The only language allowed is Freedom.

>>56570893
Underrated.

>>56572513
What you are referring to is American English, which is simplified, because America is full of different cultures, races, people, in the long term that developed a simpler, impure, language.

The rest of the world speaks proper English, this is an international site.

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>>56571166
Anyone who thinks that Life is Strange is a good game should just off themselves.

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>>56573361
why do you have to be such a bully

>>56572180
Replace the panel, easy fix.
Unless the thing got wet in which case some components likely fried.

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go fug you're self :DD

>>56571932

this anon gets it

>>56570592
>>56571052

lewd, but probably true as well. she's less sex-driven because why would she be interested in a man if she has 22 inches of Seabiscuit?

>>56571808
too soon

>>56570558
Horse girls are cat ladies with money

>>56570558
This.
My sister has a horse and she has literally turned down hanging out with past boyfriends or friends in general for spending time with her horse. In her own words the horse is basically what comes first in her life. Also they're expensive as fuck, around $15,000+ a year for food/vet bills etc. provided only a few things go wrong. Just a vet visit for something like it having a sore foot is around $120+, that is if they just check on it, add anything else and it quickly adds up. Also regular shoe-ing, dentists etc. is fairly expensive. Shit like physio can be a few hundred to a thousand. Also expensive shit like saddles can cost a lot (my sister owns one that cost $3,500, and another that was about $1,800). Not to mention wanting horse related clothing which is anywhere from $60+ for a fucking shirt to $100+ for a pair of jodphurs (horse riding jeans). There's rugs too that can be anywhere from about $80+, also having to get them repaired (as my sisters horse inevitably chews them and wrecks them) can cost about $100 at a time. Anything with horse in the name of it costs a metric fucktonne too. Just stay away from that hobby unless you have a lot of money to throw away on those animals.

>>56567747
This

>>56571726
>>56571780
If they are dual processor then you'll also have a monstrously loud white noise machine.

>>56577354
My gigabit with bad thermal paste is bad enough already m8.

>>56570425
>>56570606
Don't have link but my favorite is this woman applying for some mostly great webdev job which required only the smallest programming, she aced everything but explosively failed fizzbuzz then posted some 8 page internet article with psuedo-lawyerese because it wasn't supposedly relevant

other favorite is this firefox update which took out some 15 year old way of linking images or something and this guy's entire portfolio of shitty christian websites wouldn't load properly and he just complained on firebug saying "just change it back"

>>56570453
Can you tell me what I'm looking for? I don't get it.

>>56577226

The funny thing is that horses themselves can be cheap - I've seen horses for sale for under $2000. But they're financially ruinous to own.

The only reason horse girls look for men is for a sugar daddy to fund their horse problem.

>>56570812
kek, fuckin saved

>>56567914
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>56569555
>the bulb might still work

>>56577520
I think if you google like "fuck fizzbuzz" or something that article pops up. It's a funny ass story.

>>56577996
>>56577520
Found it.

https://css-tricks.com/tales-of-a-non-unicorn-a-story-about-the-trouble-with-job-titles-and-descriptions/
>everything is "tales" or "adventures"
>the trouble with
>problematic
>self imposed stereotype of "women can't do math"

>>56573361
>>56575373
well done Anons, nice sense of humor

>>56569890
*tips*

>>56569591
Criminal colonies still spell correctly.

>>56570801
slight kekkle

>>56578014
Lol wat.

I've been programming for a month and could whack out a fuzzbuzz in 15 mins, even if it was just in pseudocode.

Thank God for half of those comments telling her she's stupid.

Dumb thread. /g/ is the least funny board on 4chan.

>>56578014
This guy is so dumb that he can't even get a job in webdev
>>Beyond saving

>>56568684
>"lol, did I forget to use mouthwash again?"
fucking lol'd

>>56568684
>Do any gaming?
>Nah, I outgrew that stuff
topkek

>>56571808
This one just made me sad

>>56575373
>That's awesome-wm, and the lettering is something called "inconsolata"

>Look at that subtle window tiling, the tasteful thickness of it, my god, it even has an animu waifu

>>56570558
My girlfriend is a horse girl, it's alright. The biggest problem is the constant smell of horse poop which apparently horse people cover themselves in every time they're out riding.

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>>56569590
>getting a wife from russia with one of the mail order bride dating sites

>>56569928
LIKE. THE. PLAGUE. PERIOD.

You seem to have no fuckin idea about women. Never date one with excessive dog or horse pictures on her facebook.

The reason? You will always be second to her animal, that's why. And you'll be dumped any second you do something remotely wrong.

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>>56570425
>i wish i could sleep for 1000 days

>>56569590
I'd need to kill her after a week maximum.

>>56569590
>training with my new horse
>riding my horse
>my horse
>a good pair of erding boots
>an early morning ride

Cancer sign is fucking right

>>56571143

>catholic moron
>horse lover
>horse maniac
>no sex drive
>not adventourous
>art history degree
>ballet, opera, symphony on friday nights
>indie music

>perfect

Are you fuckin stupid?
She's the horror in person.

>>56569590
>playing with kids
If a man posted that he would be in jail.

>>56578724
add to that mixture

>conservative

THE horror breh

>>56570535
top fucking kek

10/10, would repost

>>56569590
>Royksopp

This is a fake profile.

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>>56569590
>my horse
>my faith

Dropped.

>>56577559

The send method is not part of the response object.

You can't send a response.

>>56578724
>>catholic moron
Who told you that? She is Russian.

>>56578793
Also
>horse maniac
This is the only bad thing on her.

>>56575373
lol

hahahaha Richard just cracks me up

>>56568016
The rest of the English speaking world spells it "Humour".
>south african fags approve.

>>56568684
hahaha this is hilarious. "check my right hand"

>>56578612
hahah dude

>>56578793
>Who told you that?
The picture? You dork?

>>56578991
The picture does not mention the word "catholic" anywhere.

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>>56570558
>>56571932
>>56578654
>>56578769

what's wrong with horsies?

>>56579302
The people who ride them tend to incubate an intensely indelible, indubitably irrational character. I personally don't think I have it in me to date another but that's what I said last time.

If you are going to post horses, post your own.

>>56569590
There is a capital book to be written on human mating strategies and habits.

>>56579302

Horse ladies are cat ladies cranked up to 12.
The horse is the center of their world, it gets all their attention, income, and love. If a horse lady was forced to choose between her horse and her children, she would choose the horse. If you say anything about her or the hobby of horses, her boundless fury will be aimed at you.

Horse ladies are an absolute, 100% immediate deal breaker if you have any common sense at all.

>>56573740
Pepsi pls leave

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>>56569590

>>56572127

It never was about the money. Their products are just absolute toys.

>>56578903
South Africa, fuck yeah.

>>56570558
>not liking tight leggings and high boots

>>56577559
>>56578780
The code listens for delete requests on the mapping 'this', then responds with 'hello'.

so:

DELETE this
>hello

referencing a certain youtube video.

>>56581791

>liking mental instability and a gaping vagina from all that horse cock

>>56571808
That's pretty fucked up desu. Kinda feel bad it made me chuckle just a little bit

>>56572104
underrated posr

I occasionally pick up my Raspberry Pi to see if it's leaking oil.

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>>56572104
>meanwhile, inside the pc

>>56572728
>>>/int/

>>56572301
I live in Russia, only religious grandmas go to church regularly.

>>56578237
Seriously, I've seen 10 year olds do it in scratch.

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>>56578762
I don't know why I'm addicted to this meme

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>>56581886
it's a billion years old though

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>>56583008
unfair meme though
I have a 17 year old ABIT motherboard, still working

>>56578500
>My girlfriend is a horse

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>>56577363
>My gigabit
What did he mean by this?

>>56583410
One of the versions of the PowerMac G4.
http://apple-history.com/g4giga

>>56583551
>I've been here for too long

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>>56579882
>>56581583
Oh you mean like people who sleep with their dogs in their bed.

Gotcha!

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>>56583551

>>56568650
>It's a special distro for certain tasks which I can't really get into right now because there are none.

I kek'd

>>56568684

10 outta 10

>>56578555
>inb4 nice trips
>dat_filename
kek

>>56568684
Mac user here!! This image is made by/for autists.

>how good are you with computers?
Advanced, i'm a software engineer

>what do you use your computer for?
4chan, facebook, and programming

>how important is customization?
it's literally a waste of time to rice

>how much money do you make?
a good amount

>do any gaming?
these days i mostly game on mobile/console. i have a windows desktop for heavy PC gaming though.

>do you have friends?
not a ton but i have some

>gf?
yes

>sex?
yes

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>>56584011

>>56569590
Yeah, she probably wouldn't be interested in any of us since she's a good Christian.

I'm personally an atheist, and I'm sure that would be a deal breaker for her.

>>56584011

everybody look & laugh

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>>56584011

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>>56569591
>one letter difference
>dumbed down language

>>56583551
Every time.

>>56584211

It's a slippery slope, has ended up with you idiots saying things like "I could care less"/

>>56584270
>>56584211

Me either

>>56583784
Welcome to /g/!
:^)

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>>56584011

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>>56583551

>>56568684
>Farmville
Fuck this takes me back
I am not ready to feel old yet

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>>56584211
>mfw i know what that image is from

>>56584637
Where?

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>>56584439

>>56584439
If you're trying to to a thumbnail thing, you're going to need a more pink-green.

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>>56584687
It's from an FTV girls video, you can find it on this one site with all of them archived.

I'd drop a link but I don't feel like taking a few days off.

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>>56571808
lol

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youtube comments

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>>56569590
>>56569590
lol

>>56568779
seeing as PoF is where you go when you just don't care anymore, it's not surprising that the mentally ill women on there don't support trump.

>>56569590
>she only stays with you the legal minimum to become a US citizen
>leaves you at the first opportunity

Hoes ain't loyal

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>>56584834
plenty of whales

>>56584831
WTF this bitch is crazy.

>I want a bf on demand

>>56578237
>read comments
>I have never used the or heard of PHP’s modulous operator before or since I failed the fizzbuzz test.
L O L

>>56584011
Ayyyy lmao

>>56584868
>I want to fuck you everyday for 3 months
Yeah, she's obviously crazy and won't ever find someone willing to do this

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>>56584011
> Muh insecurities

>>56585042
>muh generalizations
>muh irrational hatred of a company

If you honestly dislike macs then just don't buy them.

It's true that a (small) percentage of mac users are obnoxious fags, but macbook pros are excellent development machines, in some cases better than linux.

>>56584982
if you think sex is what being a "boyfriend" is all about...

I hope you have a bloated wallet prince charming...

if she would of straight up said I want a booty call for 3 months that would be gold but the "boyfriend" part means your her bitch, have fun being cucked.

>>56584439
>>56584704
Spot the samefag.

>>56584739
Wat? He's a cool guy.

Not OP, but I have my A+ now, should I try to look for a help desk job or should I try for a local computer shop that repairs/recycles/sells computers and computer parts?

>>56584982
Topkek, get out of mom's basement NEET

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>>56585098

>>56584982
I don't understand the problem.

Do you think most people don't have the drive/willpower/energy to fuck her every day for 3 months? You think someone would become too emotionally attached after that much fucking to end it after 3 months? Or do you think she won't find someone with an empty enough schedule to fuck her every day?

>>56584739
He looks like a rapist who's orbiting a child

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>>56570558
>>56571052
>>56570592

>>56584831
yeah, fake as fuck

>>56584831
that shop is pretty shit m8

>>56585530
>>56585952
Not a shop, just some editing of page elements.

>>56584439
Oh God not that thing

>>56577958
Why those pics are always so poor in quality?

>>56577226
And the main point: They are... horses. For a person that grew in a city, it doesn't have anything special.

>>56583410
He can transerf very many niggerbytes but the white cum clogs the wire.

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>>56584270
>implying all americans make that mistake

>>56586206
>firefox is in the Windows Picture
>firefox is one of the only applications that probably works better nativity with Linux

>>56584211
>one letter difference
>dumbed down language

One letter difference in one word of many.

Dumbed down exactly means that, something that is made simpler, 1 letter in "humour" is 1/6th of the whole word, when you remove it, it's dumbed down.

Too hard to understand 'Murifriend?

>>56586206
Fucking good guy Greg. Still miss gas mask goliath as well.

>>56584011
why so triggered comrade?

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>>56570558
>horse will come before you

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>>56575373
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit

Does anyone have a screencap of the Linux Rape thread?

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>>56567747
:D 10/10 would kek again

>>56575373
actually kek'd at this one

>>56567747
WHEEZE

>>56569590
>Cancer sign

>"humor"
>like it's 2003 or something
>not calling it "YLYL /g/ edition"
holy shit, fourchan is such an oldfart

>>56569590
>jane austen
INTO
THE
FUCKING
TRASH
IT
GOES

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>>56579882
>>56581583
still horses are sexy~

>>56588078

>Spotted the butthurt desktop thread fag

Angry that spending 2 weeks pimping out your Arch install with your favorite moe-shit pedophile cartoons doesn't make you special?

>>56573361
wowser!

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>>56590675

degenerate. back to /mlp/ and stay there

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>>56591544
>mlp

gross

>>56578489
my sides are in fucking orbit

>>56584996
What's funny about this?

>>56586021
jpegs that are copy several hundreds of times get fucked

>>ctrl + f
>>"/g/ humor"
these are the people who make these threads

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>>56587104
>he still thinks that a minor difference in language means mental retardation

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>>56590675

>>56593777
>he still thinks that a minor difference in language means mental retardation
Nice digits, but nobody was talking about mental retardation but just a simpler language for a country full of different people of different races.

But nigger talk is slowly getting integrated into American English, at least judging by the dictionaries of last years, so soon it actually will show the retardation of the folk.

>>56584011
>autism?
Yes

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>>56593791

>>56593884
dat chubby little motherfucker

>>56572513
> Freedom
Formerly known as French?

>>56570801
>1 star because I am an idiot
topkek

>>56594005
Stop making fun of Americans and their limited intellect, we are a 18+ site.

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>>56584011
its a joke man why you got to be so triggered bro?

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>>56584011

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>>>/tv/74320425

>mfw i see other boards trying to discuss tech

kek stupidest+funniest shit i read all year desu senpai

>>56594354
Where's the humor?

>>56578489
This but with a little more finesse should be the dialogue.

>>56593438
How was removing the audio jack supposed to increase battery life?

>>56578014
she only replies with people that agrees with her viewpoint of not needing math

>>56569590
>less thrifty

>>56584758
Careful with that edge, son.

>>56572728
American English is the pure version, British English is corrupted by French.

>>56594354
> learn to code in C++
> switch distros
Why.

>>56584739
Are those dance moves open source?

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>mfw gf used to ride horses when she was little
>mfw she only rides me now
Virgins shouldn't be allowed to use the internet 2bh

>>56594354
Nice bait picture, I rate 7/8.

>>56595013
>Geralt of Rivia
I fucking choked anon, nice one

>>56569590
>I've been on a major sushi kick lately

Stupid weeb is trying to hide her power level.

>>56569590
>that perfect
>still not married by 26

Guaranteed to be something extremely wrong with her

>>56584707
Where?

>>56595356
>wants kids
>religious nut
>not careful with money
>not interested in sex

i'm willing to bet her personality will take a 180 degree turn the moment she has someone under her thumb

>>56584707
If I image search it will I find it?

>>56594354

>blame Sun Microsystems.

fucking kek'd.

>>56568684
>tfw vidya is the only reason i still didin't switched for linux
>i can't figure out how to gpu passthrough

>>56596526
>What is dual-boot

>>56596753
>Rebooting pc everytime i want to play vidya

>>56596962
I do that, cry me a river.

>>56584739
This is exactly how I imagine pedobear dances.

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>>56583916

>>56575373
i miss desktop threads

>>56567747
pffffhahaha

>>56568663
jesus christ

>>56594588
by not having to power an audio jack. are you retarded?

>>56598244
>Because having headphones plug into the lightning connector does not consume power, amirite?
And you think you're qualified to call someone retarded?

>>56572127
the apple site even has payment plan options
kys poorfag

>>56594354
> learn C++
GNU/Linux is mostly C.

> the oatmeal
oh well

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>>56598375
They don't even advertise the total prices

>>56590671
This is the worst thing ive ever read.

>>56590408
Underrated post!

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>>56598696
meant to post this

>>56584768
>rule #2

>>56569757
>more like eurofag
Only country in europe that speaks english is Englenistan.

>>56599447
>paying out like a bitch every month for a phone you dont even own until 2 years later
some people just love being cucks

>>56578763
What? Why?

What's wrong with Royksopp?

Royksopp is great.

There's nothing wrong with Royksopp.


Fuck you.

>>56595013
Fantastic.

>>56601171
Whether he wants to be silent, thus not annoying fellow bus traveller or he is typing passwords and is paranoid about keyloggers.

Do keylogger usually track onscreen Keyboards too?

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The russian runes says:
Why are you even thinking?
Bottle of beer OR (web) course for 3 bucks.

>>56600291
basically this

>>56601208
it has been clearly established that he is in a very cramped space and probably does not have enough elbow room to type comfortably on the physical keyboard

>>56573361
It is a good game.

A good drinking game.

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>>56584706
>>56584707
Lies and deceit. She's a Finnish amateur baseball player.

>>56601316
>very cramped space
>can't move your laptop a few inches towards your knees where there's clearly room left

>>56572127
Top humor

>>56601208
>Do keylogger usually track onscreen Keyboards too?
yes

>>56588324
Every pic he's somewhere really nice and has his fucking laptop out, is it just to pose for a pic or is he constantly meming?!? Fuckin' nerd.

>>56584011
>waste of time to rice
how dare yo u

>>56604351
But he's right though, Linux fags who rice are cancer.
Actually all fags who rice as hard as those Linux fags are.

>>56603926
shitposting is serious business

>>56604969
Nice.

>>56605215
Why the fuck is there a fucking GameCube on the left/down corner of the picture.

>>56605284
I thought that was a shiny blue not so accurate Dreamcast

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>>56568684
>...Don't worry about it...

>mfw

>>56590750
Fuck off winbaby
I'm not a pedo