Can /g/ improve on this?

I'd start by giving it more jpeg

Why the fuck would I give a machine I literally pay to work for me and are made to do the tasks on the right side of the picture the privilege of riding on my shoulders?

>>56479256
Kernin The Cat told me to do it!

>>56479267
I don't know, depends if Macs spy on you like Win 10.

>>56479343
Yes

>not sexually exploiting the computer

>>56479228
>the mac user isnt getting fucked in the ass by the robot

ONE FUCKING JOB

>>56479564
Google Cardboard?

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>>56479228
Sure.

So basically the macfag isn't an user but an used?

>>56479335
Asuka and rei were shit and shinji was a fag.

>Mac user has to serve and work for this computer

What did they mean by this?

>>56479228
Mac user getting fucked in the ass, GNU/Linux user with a gundam.

>>56479783
Only if its Tallgeese.

>>56479783
GNU/Linux users would be like that fat dude from Megas XLR.

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>>56479228
Better picture

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>>56480001
Even better.

So macfags always have to serve their computers?

I don't get it

>>56479743
Only Asuka was shit.
Shinji isn't a fag. He didn't let Complementation to end, so humanity didn't disappear entirely. He's just homo, if Kaworu's appearance was more pleasing to him than Rei's.

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1000 hours in ms paint

>>56479343
Nah

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>>56479343
Not only do Macs spy on you for Apple, they even help MS spy on you.

>>56479228
What is this shit supposed to mean?

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I don't understand the image, but I think the implication is that Mac users treat their computers better? This is not a truth I have known personally. My girlfriend is a macfag and she treats it like shit. I had to wipe a fucking guacamole stain off the keyboard the other day because she left it there for months and wouldn't clean the fucking thing off it was bugging me so fucking much aaljhdazksjfhskjh

>>56480800

>mfw applosers have literally been using Bing all this time

>>56480840
Your personal anecdotes =/= majority of users

>>56479783
>GNU/Linux user with a gundam
yeah, Gusion Gundam maybe

>>56480840
>>56480828

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWxC8ezE4Dk

>>56480840
your "gf" is fat
how does that make you feel

>you are fucking a fat

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>>56480976
Awesome, man.

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fix'd

>>56481248
mildkek

Omg why haven't someone made one of the robot fucking the guy's ass? That's literally what apple does to its users.

>>56479228
What does that even mean? Fucking apple fags

>>56481312
>>>/diy/

Mac users are normal fags. Normal fags treat their computers like shit. Therefore, mac users treat their computers like shit

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>>56479228

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I spent way too much time on this.

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>>56481556

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As per request.

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>>56481556
good shit

>>56481801
The obvious best response.

>>56479228
what does this even mean?

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The subconscious is a wonderful thing.

>>56481556
Good job, Anon

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>>56481845
True story

>>56480709
Underrated post.

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There ya go.

>>56479228
As a mac user I can confirm. Mac asks me questions them I use a pc to Google the answers

>>56479994
hell yeah motherfucker

So mac users are retarded and think their computers have fee fees?

>>56481801
kek

>>56480724
LEWD?

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>>56482096
>that gerbera-tetra

>>56480724
We all cover the eyes of our machines?

>>56479335
asuka got nice tits

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>>56480709
kek

>>56481556
Only realistic depiction so far
But what about Macs ?

>>56479228
Thats a complete lie my desktop is my only friend I kiss it goodbye every time I leave.

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>>56482702
Are you alright anon-kun? May I take your temperature?

>>56483041

Oh my ( *’ω’* )

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>>56479743

>Shinji wasn't a fag
>he is just homo

>>56483225

Meant for >>56480631

>>56481845
I had roughly the same thing in mind and was happy to see someone else took up on it.

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>tfw turned 18 in 2010
>dad wanted to take me for my first beer
>I had never had a beer before
>felt really nervous because I was/am a loser with no friends
>dad walks me to his regular pub
>sat me at the table with a bunch of his mates
>really uncomfortable as I sit in silence whilst he gets the beers
>he comes back to the table
>''OK LADS. MY BOY IS ABOUT TO BECOME A MAN''
>slams the beer on the table
>dads mates are pushing me to drink
>his friend Peter speaks
>"Go on lad. You'll have yer dads beer belly soon enough"
>dad starts to 'banter' with his friend Peter
>"I think Peter means you'll have his dads beer belly, because his dad is dead and you will be six feet under after tonights boozing!"
>they are all laughing
>feel pressure
>take one sip of the beer
>fucking hate it
>want to vomit
>meekly spit the beer back into the glass
>dad and friends all silent
>one of his friends chuckles and says "No lad, you swallow the booze"
>dad loudly sighs
>"fucking hell son, you can't go one day without acting like a twat?"
>apologise and ask to leave
>he tells me to just fuck off
>went home and played my PSP all night
>dad came home drunk
>barged into my bedroom and spent 40 minutes telling me how much I shamed him, and told me his friends kept throwing beer on his groin and making jokes about his seed spitting beer everywhere
>apologise, he doesn't forgive me

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OC DO NOT STEAL

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>>56483659
> his friends kept throwing beer on his groin and making jokes about his seed spitting beer everywhere

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>>56483659
what sort of fag are u

>>56483659
Your dad's not mad at your for not drinking his piss water, he's mad at you for being a pussy and not even having the balls to say no with confidence.

>>56481556
>time well spent

>>56483659
now this is just sad

>>56483702
trufax

t. ganoo user

>>56483778
this

also, what kind of pussy can't even man up to finish one beer. Fuck I would have been just as disappointed.

You don't even realize that was a special moment for your dad and could only think about your poor ass for having to go out with your dad and actually spending some time with him.

what a dildo

>>56483702
Turn the robot around

>>56484080
So true, real men eat bacon and drink beer.

>>56484127
actually they do its kinda healthy.
Without excess of course

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>>56484099
Ok.

>>56484127
Not even that. There are very few rituals in modern society for a boy becoming a man. His father took him out to share something important to him and his son shit all over it. His reaction was to run away and escape into a game. A moment a son could share in with his father squandered because babby couldn't finish one beer.Those are moments you can't get back

>>56484313
>share something important

Becoming a worthless alcoholic bar rat?

>>56479228

I go out of way to save every piece of hardware I come across, its like a sickness.

But I also make sure they are utilized to their full potential.

Put that on your homo graph.

>>56484376
Yes.

By not drinking that beer he saved himself a life of alcoholism

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>>56484244
>turn the robot around
>turned the drone instead

gj

>>56484244
Kinda wanted the GNU/Linux one turned around

>>56482781
that's a child anon

>>56483659
>be me
>be 13 to 17
>ad doesn't like to drink anymore
>me always drinking with friends and friends of friends.
>came home late one night
>dad asks, "Are you drunk?"
>I said, "Yeah,"
>he said "Go, sleep"
>7:00 morning
>Shouts WHERE IS "ME"
>me shouts back "WHAT??"
>Me and him have a shouting conversation, soon enough it went to a regular conversation
>after conversation hang over is gone
>thanksforthetalkitremovedthehangover.gif

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>>56487609
forgot pic

>>56483659
Are you a yuppie or something, mate? You have trailer trash parents and your father is literally still an adolescent.

>>56481845
>this is what linux users actually believe

>>56487609
>>56487630
Why is this relevant to this thread?

>>56488113
>windows users underestimating the power of GNU/Linux

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>>56479228

>>56481400
You have been watching Ross videos.

>>56481556
>Bloated GNU shit turns your system into a lumbering toy
>Botnet proprietary shit makes you its bitch
sounds about right desu

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>>56481845
ftfy

>>56488676
wrong. He should be sucking the robot off

>>56488676
change Mac User to Windows User

>>56489261
Go away, Microsoft, we know you're asspained about GNU being even more awesome now with systemd but that doesn't excuse you breaking 4chan rules to FUD and viral market your dying company and products on /g/.

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>>56482578

>>56483659
ahahaha if this is legit, then im so sory, theres no hope for you, jesus christ lad

>>56484489
Still I kek'da

>>56481849
What the fuck is this shit?

>mac users like being used
Well at least its honest

>>56483659
Your father tried.
You failed him.
You're a failure anon.
You should've just asked for hard booze like energy drink mixed with Jaegermeister. That shit is easy to drink for soda chuggers.

>>56480867
I worked at starbucks for a month. We had several people spill shit on their computers and just say "haha oops" and then just dab at it with a paper towel and let the keys stick. It was hard to watch.

>>56483659
>spitting out something that tastes bad

>>56489665
Finally a high-resolution image.
Thank you!

>>56491338
>several people
are not the majority

t. non-retard

>>56491676
Don't mention it, I'm here to help.

>>56480800
>yosemite
>semite
/pol/ was right again

>>56479743
>>56480631
Misato best girl

>>56479669
This/10000

>>56491690
wow, you're triggered, macfag

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>>56479994

That's an incredibly apt analogy.
Linux machines, software-wise, are pretty much pieces of trash held together with tape.
But if you keep piling up enough working trash you end up with a huge junkbot that can wreck buildings.

>>56484376
>drinking with mates = worthless alcoholic bar rat
keep on keeping on anon

>>56484244
kek

>>56488777

>Windows is less bloated than "GNU shit"

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did anyone beat me to the punch

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>>56480440
Yes.

>>56481556
/thread

>>56480840
This, maybe when they first get an apple device they'll treat it like a gift from the future, but that's only cause it costs 5x more than it should so they assume it's really valuable, but give it a week and it's just a fucking laptop, im the same way with my sneakers lol

>>56480455
>>56480455
>>56480455
>>56480455
>>56480455
>>56480455
>>56480455

>>56489571
He's right though :
>http://www.forbes.com/forbes/welcome/?toURL=http://www.forbes.com/sites/janakirammsv/2015/11/11/a-closer-look-at-microsoft-and-red-hat-partnership/&refURL=&referrer=
>http://venturebeat.com/2016/06/27/microsoft-and-red-hat-extend-partnership-sql-server-and-net-core-1-0-support-on-rhel/

Microsoft is in the bed somewhat with Ubuntu (now in Win10), Suse (contracts, non-litigation), Debian (iirc virtual machine images), and finally RedHat ("partnerships").

Microsoft is embracing their new partners. STD's may be transmitted soon.

>>56483659
>spits out first beer
>gets all nervous and whiny when everyone is encouraging him
>asks to leave and shames family name
I hate faggots like you
The rage of knowing that you'll never be strong enough to just jump off a fucking bridge and will live out the rest of your shit existence on this site is your eternal victory.

>>56484376
>I talk in only extremes?
I thought summer was over

>>56480800
>sends search queries to the web to return web results
WHO WOULDA THOUGHT

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>>56491157