/csg/ Chink Shit General

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>>56413230
My heart stopped for a second when chinkshit.xyz did not work. Don't leave me csg

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>>56413230

>>56413246
Never used this shit, I prefer browsing Aliexpress categories with the items sorted by the amount of orders.

>>56413242
>look mom i posted it again

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Chink brick Luger and Mauser only $6.99 each:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/chink_brick_nazi_guns/32606525282.html

>>56413270
I just use it as a macro to get to /csg/ quicker.

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I got my rock flat usb cables in the mail
They do look good and work even better for now.
I'll let you know if they stop working.
All in all a good recommendation worth its money, for now.

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PEDDLE PEDDLE YANG

Also is any of that stuff good/legit?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Chinese-Style-Incense-Holder-Mountain-Stream-Ceramic-Incense-Burner/32697968419.html

Looking for a good Portable Battery Jump Starter for cars any anon seen good ones?

>>56413467
no exist in china laowai
you hire coolie push car for bump start

>>56413467
Not sure I would rely on chink shit in a potential emergency situation like that.

lol the attack on titan ass mousepad

>>56413518
Half the people in this thread rely on their chinkphones for emergency situations, it's fine.

>>56413467
You mean portable battery fire starter?

>>56413230
The randomiser shows the same stuff too much.

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Here's how Dutchfags (and most EUanons) get the shit end of the stick when it comes to technology, see pic related. Thanks EU.

A PNY CS1311 120GB SSD is priced at €86.99 (that's 97,37 in freedom bucks) when that same model SSD cost $38 just last week with Gearbest.

>>56413825
Does that include sales tax? Isn't sales tax like 20% or more in most European countries It's 7.5% in my state.

>>56413841
Of course retail prices includes tax.

>>56413841
It does.

>>56413861
They don't here.

>>56413230
fucking hell, the mi5 was completely sold out ;_;

>>56413825
Sucks to be you Jan.

>>56413841
It's VAT m8, it's 20% and included in stated prices.

>>56413904
>20%
fucking highway robbery

in the US we throw a fit over our sales tax. but at least we don't have import tax

Kindow update: on standby for about 6 hours and it's dropped 3% battery. Looks like rumours of shitty standby were greatly exaggerated.

>>56413959
We may throw a fit over VAT, but at least we don't have niggers.

>>56413988
>at least we don't have niggers.
>EU
Nice try!

>>56413988
>at least we don't have niggers.
at least we don't have rapefugees

>>56413988
>>56414017
Two men sitting in a car falling off a cliff saying the other has the worst seat

Let's all move to China.

>>56414067
And let's start our own chink shit factory?

>tfw mi5 is processing.

The wires are now visible in my old chink microphone so I'm looking for another, hopefully better one.
I'm looking at https://www.aliexpress.com/item/XCSOURCE-M6-Professional-Mini-Stereo-Recording-3-5mm-Microphone-Mic-for-iPhone-iPad-TH426/32706175361.html

Anyone got any experience with these?

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>>56413242
>diligent

what's the normal price for this?
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/SJ4000-Novatek-1080P-30fps-12MP-H-264-1-5Inch-170-Outdoor-Sport-Camera-HD-DV-CAR-DVR-Camcorder---Yellow-363762.html

>>56413424
Do you need special incense for it? All the incense I've ever used had smoke that floated upwards.

>>56414408
Yes
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Penis-Sounding-Probe/32664734441.html

>>56414401
That's a knockoff. Don't expect anything great.
Real ones can be had for around 50 dorra.

http://www.gearbest.com/electronic-cigarettes/pp_144696.html

>organic cotton

>>56414443
hmm, so geekbuying is not reliable? I was thinking about buying a phone + some other shit... :/
otoh, will I be able to outchink the chinks, and get a refund for arguing that the cam is not a 12 MP cam?

>>56413825
when did you take this picture?
Who the hell buys PNY SSDs? Get a Samsung
https://geizhals.eu/samsung-ssd-750-evo-250gb-mz-750250bw-a1376889.html?hloc=at&hloc=de&hloc=pl&hloc=uk&hloc=eu

>>56414609
>Scamsung shill

>>56414609
>not kingdian
get out with your gook shit

>>56414652
> not buying Intel or Samsung SSD
> having a data loss because of a shitty controller
> saved $10 though

>>56414401
also, what about this?
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Makibes-Power-Battery--2-Pack--and-Charger-for-SJ4000-SJ5000-Camera-from-Sunco-SJCAM-RioRand-AFUNTA-Tronsport-345809.html
will it explode?

>>56414680
>$0.05 has been deposited in your account

>>56414680
If I wanted data loss I'd buy Samsung.

>>56414695
Don't get that. A good warning sign for chink electronics is if they don't have insulation on the first half of the power pins.
If they cut that corner they've probably cut others, I doubt there's any grounding in there, in which case your batteries could easily be overcharged, overheated and end up catching fire.

Any good chinkshit keyboards for the Surface?

>>56413230
>chink
I'm Asian and I find this offensive. You can keep this racist shit on >>>/pol/

>>56414784
you're no chink

>>56414784
and ching chong to you too my friend

>>56414535
No, it's legit. Bear in mind that the SJWcam 4000 only does 1080p30 though.

>>56414695
What the fuck is the pikachu for?

>>56413959
We do if you import $800 worth of shit

Anyone ever find good wooden or metal crafts? I'm a sucker for those dust-gatherers but I'm having a hard time finding good stuff on Ali

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/lightweight-Red-Luck-Chinese-Feng-Shui-6-Coins-Hanger-Holiday-sale-Prosperity-Good-Fortune-Chinese-Coins/32252649695.html
Bought one of those 2 years ago and while it looks nice I have nowhere to hang it from
The coins are tied too rigidly too they form a kind of armature that bends together instead of neatly hanging from their own weight but I suppose that's just how it is
No picture because it's 4:30 and I really can't bother

>>56414858
>No, it's legit.
the cam? it's already been sold out... fucking hell

>>56414784

Back to the ricefields with you.

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Alright /csg/ does anyone know if there exists a decently priced knockoff of the Omega Speedmaster Apollo 11 anniversary watch (pictured). The only one I've ever found was still $300.

http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_366652.html

Yes/no? Looks like a no right now, but I dunno. I kind of want a ~10 inch to actually use it in university.

>>56415004
>buying fakes
nigger

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I have a hundred burger bucks and I want a decent Windows tablet from China.

Chuwi hi 8 pro or teclast or other?

>>56415084
Get out of here, we all buy fakes here.

>>56415123
I don't

>>56414941
Well yes, they're not going to last long at that price.
The 4000 isn't all that great compared to more modern ones though.

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>>56415084

>implying anybody can tell the difference

>>56414891
over what period of time? I've gone over that in a year before and never seen a bill

>>56413424
damn, thats a very strong doggo

Mi4c 2/16 GB for $120 from geekbuying, shippin included. Y or N?
so far, it's the cheapest one I've found... although they don't say a thing w.r.t the packaging/shipping/...

Why is it so hard to find twist ties on aliexpress that are the normal black plastic ones not some shiny shitty soft plastic ones?

>>56415841
n

>>56415841
>Mi4c 2/16 GB
noh

>>56415878
>>56415912
any arguments? please
should I wait until prices drop? should I buy a more expensive phone? ... what do you think?
idgaf about higher specs/SD card/muh gaymes, t-b-h family

Should I bother with bike accessories?

How about entire bikes?

>>56415924
No microSD slot

>>56415924
There was the mi5 32GB at 193USD today, you missed it though.

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>>56415953

http://www.gearbest.com/bike-lights/pp_411109.html?wid=21

I recommend this light.

>>56415994
datass

Is Jack Ma handsome or weird looking?

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>>56416111

Both.

>>56416111
He look like a classic sociopath with psychic abilities.

>>56413230
That's so edgy to be racist.

does anyone remember the cheap brand of chink memechanical that /csg/ was talking about maybe a week ago
The brand begins with a G, is somewhere around $30 - $35.
Has a black version with white keys and a white version with black keys and the font is in a kind of orange that makes it appear the keybpard is backlit but it isn't

>>56413242
thank you chink factory worker

who /Chuwi8/ here

>tracking message: The consignment was posted.

wut

where are the coupons at bois

>>56414784
shoo shoo stinky chinky

>Ordered RN3Pro on the 17th last month
>Still nothing
Three more days, you goddamn ching chineys.

Are we just at a shitty time when it comes to buying cheap x86 tablets now? The z atom series are so underpowered but the next step up is literally 10 times the price with core m. Why nothing in between?

>>56417043
Tablets have always been a shitty market.

They're always short off between phablets and ultrabooks

>>56415004
My friend has got a snoopy for ~60 bucks. It's really nice. Let me ask him where he got it.

>>56417247
thanks man

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>Heart Shaped

>>56415004
>>56417247
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Snoopy/32690330595.html

>>56413841
>Does that include sales tax?
Tax is already included in European prices. It's why Euros get surprised at the register in America when sales tax is added.

>>56417011
>Three days
For protection left?
If you haven't, open a dispute. The item has not arrived. At the least it will buy you time before it arrives, at the best you will get refunded.

Take pictures of the tracking number not working, and you can ask for a tracking protection extension. I can't remember if you just message them for a protection extension or have to dispute.

Either way. Don't cancel or accept the dispute till you actually get what you want.

>>56417260
>>56417301
http://narikaa.smugmug.com
Might be sketchy, but it works. My friend got a quartz snoopy woth working chronograph. The warch has a nice weight etc. And every thing works. It's better to mail him/her: [email protected]

Dont know if speedmasters are still there.

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This is a bizarre question, but does anybody here have any idea how to tell the quality of controller internals? I bought some shitty GameCube controllers off eBay years back. They look like this.

I don't know shit about electronics and I can tell these are fucking trash, how can I tell a good one? Sellers are showing me the internals of their newer models.

It doesn't work, it's a sloppy mess of what appears to be whiteout all over and a burn mark where the wire is soldered in.

On the back, of note is that the wires are simply fed through the board, soldered, and hot glued into place. All of my good, legit controllers, even MadCatz, use plastic connectors.

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>>56417575
This is the main board of a controller they're showing me.

Of note is how this is marked "BL-NGC114 V1.2" whereas mine is marked "BL-112" which makes me believe it could be a newer (possibly higher quality) version.

>>56417291
Nobody has seen this before.

>>56417642
>BL-112A-1 "2007-06-07"
Newer than
>BL-NGC114 V1.2 "20150323" or 2015-03-23

>>56417679
I think you're reading wrong

Just bought baofeng f8

>>56417687
What do you think the numbers above BL-NGC114 are? It's at least 201X which is going to be at least three years newer than 2007.

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Just moved into my new unit. suggest me some cool chink shit niggas.

>>56417703
Don't be a fucking pedantic retard. It's quite easy to read my post and understand what I meant.

Im not stupid enough to think my old controller I bought years ago is somehow newer than the one I'm considering buying in 2016

>>56417710
Cool retro clock, wall art, lamps, shit like that. Empty walls always make me think of a serial killer's den.

>>56417690
What for?

>>56417710
Dakis and waifu bedsheets

>>56417741
>It's quite easy to read my post and understand what I meant.
Let's go over the problematic passage again.
>Of note is how this is marked "BL-NGC114 V1.2" whereas mine is marked "BL-112" which makes me believe it could be a newer (possibly higher quality) version.
>makes me believe IT could be newer
Are you using "it" to refer to your controller as that was the last noun phrase before you used an ambiguous pronoun. In other words, it is easy to read what you are writing but it seems to mean differently from what you actually meant.

>>56417710
http://www.gearbest.com/testers-detectors/pp_443071.html

>>56417791
Again, being a pedantic retard.
You understand the error, you understand what the original intent is, yet you're still whining.
Here, let me just edit my old post.

If you have nothing to contribute, why contribute at all?

>>56417810
>Again, being a pedantic retard.
I'm sorry if you have a personal issue with how the English language actually works but that doesn't change things.

>You understand the error
Not until after you went into damage control mode that clued me in that you realized your error but tried to blame everyone else for its existence instead of taking personal responsibility for it. It is everyone else's fault if they misunderstood you when you ignore how the English language typically works.

>>56417826
I never said the grammar error wasn't there, I said it was understandable anyways.
Apply the logic you pointed out in the first place, who the hell would think a controller marked with a higher version number and later date would be older than one marked 2007?

>Makes me believe (This one, Pictured) could be higher quality

Is your autism sated? Will you perhaps have something on-topic to contribute?

Sup chinkshitphiles

Ive had a Redmi Note 3 Pro for some time now and I love it. Theres just this one annoying issue.

Occasionally when I click a link in various apps it doesnt open it the first time.

A good example is the Clover app.

Basically, when I click the link it shows a prompt what to do with the link (copy, share, go, etc)

It just occasionally seems to ignore my first attempt and just returns to the thread that I was looking at, instead of automatically opening the link in mobile firefox.

Anyone experienced anything like this? Is it some quirk in MIUI?

>>56417902
>I never said the grammar error wasn't there
Straw man.

>I said it was understandable anyways.
AFTER you went into damage control which made it clear what you actually meant was different than what you actually wrote.

>marked with a higher version
Because there are version numbers on both without speculating?

>>56417903
Lenovo here, same problem with clover

>>56417975
Okay then. Might be a problem with clover then

>order knockoff germany football shirt from Aliexpress on Monday
>dispatches on Tuesday
>arrives through my door on Saturday

Speedy chinks.

>>56417806
>israel

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somehow this is the dumbest and funniest pokemon go crap i've seen yet
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/its-not-even-that-funny/32702677979.html

>>56417998
>somehow this is the dumbest and funniest pokemon go crap i've seen yet
Congrats. You're not a normie

>>56418012
i think it's just the idea they they opened the game and took a screenshot of the first damn pokemon they clicked on to make a stupid sweater from it.
ridiculous

>>56418044
The pics look like photoshopped. If you're going to buy one try asking seller for actual pics of item

>>56417975
>lenovo here
what did he mean by this?
are there lenovo tablets and phones??
thought they just made chinkpads

>>56418044
charmander is rare desu

>>56418087
http://shopap.lenovo.com/in/en/smartphones

>>56417929
>Straw man
Counterpoint: nobody cares, because this isn't highschool debate class.

Let's go over this really quick.
>I made a grammar mistake you now understand, and called you a pedantic dipshit for making a retarded leap of an assumption based on my original error
>You've doubled down on being a pedantic dipshit to prove you're not a pedantic dipshit
>You have nothing to contribute to my original question

>>56418087
They have their own mobile products. In fact, they own Motorola now

>>56418066
not planning on it, was just looking for team stuff. this came up. looks terrible

>>56418099
>Counterpoint: nobody cares
If you don't care if what you write is recognized or accepted by those who read them why are you bothering to post? Just to see yourself post online?

>>56418111
I don't care because I'm here to talk about chinese products, not argue with a flunked debate student.

>>56418099
>making a retarded leap
I should have addressed this bullshit as well. Your position is that the misunderstanding was unreasonable because what you actually meant couldn't and shouldn't have been misunderstood in the first place?

>>56418120
>I'm here to talk about chinese products
And doing a very poor job of it.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/headset/32580895210.html

thoughts?

Ive wanted a wireless headset for my work for some time now, as wires get tangled when I do my thing, but it seems all the 'official' brands are selling the decent ones for $100+

Would I disappointed after using headphones like Shure SE215, Pistons 3?

>>56414784
Your only luck here is that lithuanian and Italian shills are a much more disgusting specimen

>yfw it's labor day on Monday and your chinkshit will be delivered next day instead

>>56418155
Do you still have your wired headphones? If so you might look at a cheap wireless adapter and just wrap the wires around/near it with a twist tie.

>>56418139
I'll live knowing I made a grammar error, made a strawman, and proved beyond a shadow of a doubt my "position" that you're a pedantic dipshit.

Why would _you_ seriously think somebody's stupid enough to read "2007" and "2015", think 2007 is newer?

>Makes me believe it is newer
Maybe "It" is referring to the pictured controller?

If you have nothing to say on topic don't bother responding.

>>56418199
Unfortunately no. Lost my Shures a while ago and all I have right now are some $10 panasonic ones

>>56414784
>not being superior gook/jap
it's like you chose to have inferior genes

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$0.05 usb 3 thingy lads.
Order in the app with coupon.

http://s.aliexpress.com/Fz2AjmaM

Jesus, will you two get a room?

Nobody cares about your grammar wars.

Just make a thread on /s4s/ and duke it out there.

>>56418216
>Why would _you_ seriously think somebody's stupid enough to read "2007" and "2015"
I don't. I think you only looked at the "version number" and speculated.

Why would _you_ seriously think someone can read your mind across the internet?

>Maybe "It" is referring to the pictured controller?
Maybe but that would requiring thinking a pronoun wasn't referencing the previous noun in the same sentence or as put previously ignoring typical usage of the English language.

Holy fuck you are autistic in your damage control. You admit you made a mistake but continue to want to believe misunderstanding what you admit was written wrong is unreasonable. Is your ego that massive?

So my sounding rod arrived, and it seems to be excellent quality. I tried it out and although the curvature of my urethra makes it a tad tricky, it works very well. Thanks China!

>>56418257
>putting things in your pee pee hole

Ishygddt

>>56418274
for just under $2 there was no way I wouldn't try this interesting Chinese product

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-popular-dresses-womens-solid-black-white-slash-neck-fashion-design-backless-sexy-dress/32690639855.html?scm=1007.13339.39449.0&pvid=f818f45f-3061-4ef2-a9bc-6840db062f05&tpp=1

Where can I buy this woman?

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How do you stop buying so much chink shit?

>If I'm temped to buy something I'll put it in my favourites for later
>I empty the account I can access online

Convince me I don't need a usb solar panel to keep in my car.

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>>56418254
Yeah, I think it's a bit stupid that I said I made a mistake, and you're still here arguing because you're mad I called you a dipshit for making a dipshit assumption.

Yes, my ego is massive.
and it demolishes your tiny chink cock. GG no re.
Please post screenshots of when you order dried mangos and debate the seller because the engrish on the package is improper. At least that'd be on topic, which I've asked you to discuss many times.

>>56418300
You just can't. I'm buried in debt right now and I can't stop.

Any recommendations on chink vapes?

>>56418319
>you're still here arguing because you're mad I called you a dipshit
I'm trying to understand why you are calling me a dipshit. It seems to be because you have this irrational belief that others should not misunderstand what you mean when you make an admitted mistake in writing. You keep coming up with reasons to justify your insults even when it is obvious that the misunderstanding was derived from your mistake.

It seems also be driven by a massive ego as you claimed before that you don't care if other's recognize what you mean but still act as if expecting people to understand you even when you make an admitted mistake.

I suggest you stop projecting your own emotional attachment to your posts on others or is that some defense mechanism to justify insulting complete strangers on the internet?

Anyone ever bought a chink stereo unit for your car?

Ive been thinking of upgrading my moms old shitty stereo to one of the android ones with a screen and navigation.

I currently dont have access to the stereo so i cant check the dimensions. Is that a big factor? Do stereo units share the sizes, like, if I bought one from aliexpress, would I be able to replace it without missing 1mm of space or some other bs reason?

>>56418347
Just buy an avocado 24 authentic and learn to wick it.

>>56418319
>Please give 5 star, I'll be out job if you don't (crying face)
>Haha, stop with the appeal to emotion.

>>56418347
All of them are chink vapes. Honestly, don't cheap out on something you're breathing into your lungs, starter kits from trusted companies are getting cheaper and cheaper, like the eGo AIO

>>56418361
>I currently dont have access to the stereo so i cant check the dimensions
You should. I made the mistake of not measuring a long time ago.

>>56418347
Really can't believe people still want to vape. Google "vape explodes".
If you want some flavour, just smoke menthols.

>>56418361
Check online for Radios built for the car, and check the dimensions of them.
Then look for Chink radios that have the same dimensions.

>>56418396
What the fuck is funny about that?
You want that shit to literally blow your face off?

>>56418391
>Google "vape explodes".
Google voltage, current, resistance and ohm's law.

>>56418412
Vape shit is basic electric science shit. They explode when you do stupid shit

>>56418347
try vapecrawler.com it also shows china shops. fasttech is good, usually about 3 weeks to murica for me.
i've had the same sigelei150 and arctic tank for over a year tho so, i'm bad at suggesting specifics

>>56418358
I can call you a dipshit for making dipshit arguments about nothing and that's what's so great about it.

>Yes, I have a massive ego
>You seem to have a massive ego
10/10 reasoning

Talk about chink shit, retard.

>>56418443
The $1 USPS shipping usually brings the stuff into your doorstep within 1-2 weeks.

>>56418444
>You seem to have a massive ego
Sorry. I missed that. I was extending you the benefit of the doubt that you could see reason. Thanks for making it clear you cannot.

>>56418412
Don't respond to starposters.

>>56418452
probably but i usually only buy coils in bulk from them so time isn't a big factor

>>56418464
How's this for reason : eat shit, retard

>>56418476
Just build your own. Those coil twisters are good investment.

Unless you're one of those clapton placebo faggots.

>>56418300
where do I cop that sweet fucking lighter? that's a boutique, limited edition, swagbeast item, I doubt I'll be able to find a sweatshop alternative of that manekineko.

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Has anybody ordered body pillow covers yet?

Considering one.

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>>56418493
i build coils for my dripper but i really don't feel like rebuilding these, though it's possible

>>56418513
They are fairly popular, just make sure to get peach skin.

If you look around people will say peach skin is shit compared to 2wt but that's because they are comparing it to japanese 2wt not cheap chink shit. Also it's usually much cheaper anyways.

>>56418391
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that it's far more likely that you'll get cancer from smoking normal cigs than it is a vape will blow up and kill you.

>>56418513
They're legit. At least some /jp/fags told me so. Still can't find decent Onegai Teacher and Bridget dakis

>>56418522
Get an RTA with velocity deck like Limitless or Avocado 24 and never look back

>>56418544
Please tell me more about peach skin. Why is it good?

Can I also order the pillow itself from the chinks?

Got one yourself? Pics.

>>56418552
>wild guess
Stopped reading here.

>>56418562
Seriously, what's with the star emoji

>>56418562
That was sarcasm, haven't you ever heard that phrase used in that way before? People rarely say 'wild guess' seriously.

Has anyone ever ordered from TaoBao. Is it possible to do? What are shipping costs

>>56418567
Latvian anime tripfag

>>56418591
I think /cgl/ used to have generals about it because they would order tons of knockoff clothes

I remember something like needing a outside service to do the shopping and shipping for you for a small fee

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Cute-Baby-Girl-Boy-Portable-Urinal-Travel-Car-Toilet-Kids-Vehicular-Potty-New/32582806726.html

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-popular-dresses-womens-solid-black-white-slash-neck-fashion-design-backless-sexy-dress/32690639855.html?scm=1007.13339.39449.0&pvid=f818f45f-3061-4ef2-a9bc-6840db062f05&tpp=1

Any good radios I can get?

>>56418554
I do have one myself, had it for nearly 7 years now. Bought it from eBay for about 30 usd, I'm not into taking pictures though.

Peach skin is less comfortable and it doesn't stretch like 2wt, however it's much more durable and won't fray to pieces easily. Most people that buy cheap 2wt covers have lots of issues over time with use.

Also even though they say you shouldn't I've had no issues just washing mine in the washer on gentle, not to say my cover is mint condition over the years but that's mostly from my nails accidentally scratching it.

If you want a decent 2wt cover that won't completely break your bank like most official covers (which are usually >100 usd) I've heard good things about CuddlyOctopus. I would definitely buy one of theirs but I'm loyal to my waifu and they haven't and probably will never make a cover for her.

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So I was using the Ali app and this warning came up. Is Jack Ma taking selfies of us?

>>56418554
>>56418656
Also I have no idea about the inner pillow, I've used a cheap $20 one from walmart over the years that kind of fits (pillow case is 150x50, pillow is probably 140x45). When I get my next case eventually I plan to go all out and get that famous 6000 pillow or whatever from amazon.jp or maybe look for a custom pillow manufacturer nearby.

>>56418656
Would also like to know this >>56418696
What's the difference in inners?
Ali has pp cotton or down cotton, one seems synthetic and the other goose, which one is most cuddly?

>>56418681
Install CM and restrict personal data use, and turn off background processes from ali. Chinks can't get to me.

Any list of recommended accessories for the Xiaomi Yi camera?

AliExpress preferably, as it's the only chink website where my debit card works.

I got one as a birthday gift from family.

>>56418755
I got the camera as a birthday present, that's what I mean.

It's the first model.

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Thoughts on mi4 ? I'm gonna start working soon and i feel i need an actual phone and it's time to retire my Nokia 113.

Any issues with being a 2 years old phone ?

>>56418872
get the 3s

Thoughts on the Mpow Magneto?

>>56414609
Today.

>>56418933
Media markt is voor proleten.

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Is this antenna good if I want to catch some neighbors wifis?

http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_259921.html?wid=21

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>>56418993
Or is this better?

http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_257707.html?wid=21

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>>56413825
Even the 750 EVO would be a cheaper buy on Gearbest ($60) but still EUanons should stick to chink sites for tech because it's way cheaper.
>>56418956
Het is best een meuk winkel ja.

Should I straight open a dispute with Ali or contact the seller first and ask for a refund? What's the better option?

>>56419054
Contact seller first, unless there's less than 2 days left.
Seller will try to chink you, then open dispute.

>>56418993
Search wifi rocket on ali.

>>56418993
Ideal conditions will get you 1km range. However I have gotten worse that my wifi card in my laptop.

At 1km, you signal will be -2.3dB

>>56419011
Signal at 1km will be something like -30dB. But it's just the antenna, you'll need an adapter.

Is $15.46 for a pair of Xiaomi hybrids a good one or should I wait/go for another store? Who knows with gearbest.

>>56419074
Correction -2.3dBm and -30dBm.

>>56419075
Check Gearbest then compare with Aliexpress.
Go without whatevers cheaper. Gearbest is usually the cheapest.

>>56419122
Even with GB jewing me out $2 for unregistered shipping untracked it's still cheaper than buying on ali. Wtf anon.

>>56413260
is this an inside shot of the baby car duck vagina?

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>>56413424

>>56419149
Gearbest gets its supply directly from Xiaomi, so they have lower operating costs compared to your average Aliexpress seller.
Who has to buy them Wholesale through a 3rd party then sell them.

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>>56419074
I have a USB stick with a matching connection

I live in the city and have many wifis around. Range is not as important as strength. I have 10$ in my GB wallet +4$ points and want to use it. So what do you think would be the best?

http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_47397.html?wid=21

>>56419338
(And it should handle German solid cement walls)

>>56419338
m8 that's a router antenna.

>>56419338
Either you'll want range, or omnidirectional.

Omnidirectional (anything that doesn't transmit from one location) is stuff like a pole antenna, give results from anywhere.

Most stuff is ranged, point it in one way, and get signals that way.

Keep in mind, concrete building ruin the signal heaps.

Where can I get custom vinyl stickers for cheap? Maybe Alibaba, or some sellers on ali who allow you to upload your own image?

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>>56419366
>>56419374
Lel. Have absolutely no idea about this. This is the wifi stick I use:

http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_136644.html?wid=21

I just looked at the matching connection. So, more DBI is not important? (I don't trust the chinks anyway.)

>Either you'll want range, or omnidirectional.

Then I think I want range. Because I want to point one wifi network at once. 200m should be enough, it's more 50m-100m.

So, what would be the best thing from Gearbest for ~14$ I could buy?

>>56419416
There are antennas under $14, but they are not for WiFi 2.4GHz and likewise.

Range @ $14 ("Great Value" Wifi Antenna): http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_259921.html?wid=21

Range @ $19 (better distance):
http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_260942.html

>>56419416
OK, looks like your original idea is what you want.
The concrete walls are going to fuck you hard though, if you can get a wire out of a window and rig a "wifi rocket" type omni outside you'll get much better results.

>>56415160
At once.

are the KZ ate a meme? I've heard good things and the design appeals to me, should I get them for $8?

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Ordered some fishing stuff.

It was so fucking cheap compared to local prices that I had to do it.

>>56418300
Most USB solar panels don't work or charge at so low or inconsistent a current most phones will refuse to take a charge from them.

>>56419523
I was assuming he lived on a street corner, giving him the whole intersection of range. If he's in the middle of a street, you'll need omni directional antenna. You'll hit others in the building and across the road.

>>56419550
I've heard the rock zircons are a good bit better. They have an awful lot of low end though, so be careful if you're bass sensitive.

>>56419570
How about a battery pack?

>>56419581
You need a solar panel to keep in your car and charge your Xiaomeme power banks.

>>56413825
you don't buy shit in mediamarkt. Look online.

>>56419596
I have a tomo 3, a battery pack that takes 18650s. Could charge torch batteries wherever, could charge anything usb.

>>56419566

Good for you. I hope you catch something.

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>>56419601

>>56419609
I find the best way to use solar is to charge a quality lipo pack with good voltage regulation, then use that to charge anything a bit on the chinky side.

>>56418257
can you link the product?
Looking for a rubber one myself

http://www.gearbest.com/headlights/pp_332098.html

Any of you tried one of these cheap headlights? They're on Alli and eBay too.

I don't need a fuckign lighthouse in my head like some people, if it has the strength of the basic meme cree flashlight it will be enough for me.

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Waiting on this, should be here this week.

>>56419748
I have one I'm sure I never bought. I just remember pinching the side to open it up.

Zoomable is always a good feature for things like that.

>>56419748
They all either do the job or arrive completely borked. Mostly good.
The alu ones aren't much more expensive for the extra durability.

Is there a general or board dedicated to discussion about penis sounding?
Thanks in advance

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It's not coming, is it?

>>56419841
rip doggo

>>56418627
How does her ass look so much bigger behind? and also what happened to her armpit?
Would chink her tho

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>>56419748
This is my chink headlamp. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-realistic-silicone-elven-pussy-and-ass-masturbator/32683313712.html

>>56419870
It's an ancient Chinese technique known as
把你的屁股朝向摄像头

>>56419937

我认为图像处理有较大的影响。

>>56419937
WE GOT A LIVE CHINK HERE BOYS

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Alright lads, here's an oldie but a goodie.
If you have a Ziaomeme power banks you need to get yourself one of these shits
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/xiaomi-urethral-probing-device-original-new/32452239973.html
Absolutely perfect pairing.

>>56420035
Why would I need a flashlight on my powerbank?

>>56420035
If you want to buy singles: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-lbs-of-ass-and-pussy/32497625595.html

>>56413873
Well that's fucking retarded

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>>56420114
something tells me this person isn't actually from the united states

>>56420121
I'll take sales tax not being part of list price over my sales tax being 20% any day.

>>56420086
Because it turns your powerbank into a really tidy light source.

>>56420114
Cheers m8, just took the first link I found.

>>56420122
>he's never been to Krasnoyarsk, NJ
>he never used Celsius in US

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>>56420035
>Not getting a Xiaomeme light for your Xiaomeme powerbank

http://www.gearbest.com/electronics-gadgets/pp_280338.html

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muh dick

I'm looking for a good variable dc bench top power supply, my budget is 100-200. Anyone have any experience?

Also does anyone know where I could get cheap digital out CMOS CCD cameras? All the cheap ones are analog.

>>56420141
Sure, but it doesn't make it any less retarded to not have the tax be part of the list price.

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>>56419919
>realistic-silicone-elven-pussy-and-ass-masturbator/32683313712.html

>>56419919
What the fuck is going on with this link?

And why am i taken to a shitty headlamp when promised so much more?

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>>56420235
its based on reality

>>56420196
I think that's a real doll

>>56413825
Just don't buy from shitty stores.

I live in EU, and tech aint that costly. In local online shops Samsung 850s and 840s are like 80-90 euro for a 240gb.
My mate who lives in Germany also get's around the same prices when shopping online.

>>56420219
http://www.banggood.com/0-30V-0-5A-Adjustable-Regulated-DC-Switching-Power-Supply-220-240V-p-941803.html

I have this one, it's great. First one died after 5 minutes but they just sent another. 2nd one has worked for about a year now.

What would this be good for? All it does is basically rotate a USB port, right?

>>56420242
You can write whatever you want between The "/" "/"

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>>56420235
>>56420242

Also how's that headlamp.

I know it's pocket change but I hate ending with useless stuff lying around.

>>56420258
nobody is recommending chink ssds tho

>>56420266
It's pretty good. It has high, low and "strobe" but the strobe is more of just regular blinking. "High" is noticeably brighter than the standard Cree Q5 flashlights that get memed, probably because it uses 3xAAA and can go to a higher voltage. "Low" is maybe 25% less bright than high. It has the cheesy zoom function everybody loves too. My only beef with it is the foam backing is really thin, so I'm going to find some loose foam or cloth and glue it there for added comfort.

So yeah I bought some automatic belts and a couple of cases for my Redmeme note 3 pro.
Spent something like 25 euros.

Will I get chinked? Things will arrive in a month or two.

>>56420261
Have you ever run it at full 5 amp 30 v rating for about 10 mins straight?

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>>56420262
Forgot my image. Looking at it now, I think it would be good for some kind of USB thing with a screen, or a light of some sort, when you're using a laptop. Maybe even as a gimmick for turning a power bank into a flashlight with a special angle.

>>56420277
I recommend kingdian

>>56420306
no.
its just a belt
and some phone cases

>>56420287
Sounds good enough for me, even if I don't like 3 modes.

Found it a bit cheaper on eBay.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/600-lumen-Zoomable-light-torch-torch-for-bikes-Headlight-hunting-headlamp-led-/282017355520?hash=item41a98b5700:g:HEMAAOSwubRXHsch

Also I've been noticing lately better prices here compared to Alli.

>>56420141
>these are mutually exclusive, for some reason
are you new to political/economic thought, or just thought in general?

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>>56420314
There's also this, which I can't figure out a good use for.

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>>56420319
$1.78 is less than $1.77?????

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>>56420311
Only ever needed 12V 3A from it

>>56420345
Euro conversion screwed me, you're right.

Anyway I'd have to put money on my debit card to buy from Alli and the fuckers charge me at least 1€ every time I do it, so I'll go with eBay anyway.

>>56420327
TVs with rear USB ports?

Is there any go to brand for rechargable batteries and chargers?

I need some AAA, I'm tired of using flea market batteries.

>>56420361
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Lab-Adjustable-DC-Power-Supply-Precision-Variable-Digital-Voltage-0-10A-0-30V-AU/

I think I'm gonna go with this one, but thanks for your help

>>56420362
Are you Greek?

>>56420406
Eneloops are the meme brand but you will get chinked if you try buying them cheap.
EBL and Soshine are my personal go-to cheap NiMH cells.

>>56420406
eneloop batteries.

>>56420501
>debit
>Greek

>>56420314
>>56420327

You'll know what they're for when you need them. Almost as handy as gender benders.

>>56420196
l-l-link to review?

is this a meme?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/10000-Lm-6-x-XM-L-T6-LED-Headlight-Bicycle-Bike-Front-lamp-Rechargeable-12000mAh-/122045043441?hash=item1c6a7392f1:g:Ds0AAOSwboVXPGON

>ordered watch from DHGate
Have I been chinked? What are peoples experiences with them?

>>56420609
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/lazy-cunt-you-are/32368864448.html

>>56420258
See >>56419663

>>56420317
The Kingdian S280 has been a well tested and endorsed SSD by /csg/

>>56420609

>Recently, some sellers secretly misappropriation buyers show from our customers feedback

>>56420601
I ordered both, maybe gonna order an extension cable too just to be safe.

If nothing else I'll have a funny pic of a ton of USB extensions and adapters plugged into each other to post in /csg/.

no 1$ ali coupon today?

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Got some new chink shit in the mail, bought off eBay for US $7,50 it's a still to be released Disney Tsum Tsum of Kermit the frog.

http://disneytsumtsum.com/?p=8686

For being little plush screen cleaners (on the underside of the plush there's a special microfiber patch) they're quite the craze in Japan and more recently the rest of the world.

I bought it just for the screen cleaning though, feels fun to toss around too.

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>>56420841

>>56420841
>>56420850
dumb frogposter

>>56420327
Ever walked around carrying laptop while plugged into USB peripheral? These help.

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>not asking for the secret chink twitter discount on every order

worked out as 8%

>>56420921
We all saw your first attempt at making this post.

>>56420921
Nice try Brianna

More russian coupons
http://www.gearbest.com/mobile-power-bank/pp_145286.html зa $10.79 — кyпoн XCASH50RU
http://www.gearbest.com/mobile-power-bank/pp_187685.html зa $13.92 — кyпoн XPOCRU
http://www.gearbest.com/power-banks/pp_343014.html зa $27.25 — кyпoн MICASHRORU
http://www.gearbest.com/power-banks/pp_354628.html зa $21.28 — кyпoн CAPB810RU
http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-power-bank/pp_230537.html зa $20.04 — кyпoн PB810RU
http://www.gearbest.com/mobile-power-bank/pp_144271.html зa $21.94 — кyпoн XCASH16RU
http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-power-bank/pp_263761.html зa $25.95 — кyпoн XXCASHMIRU

>>56420327
I have one for my laptop, cause the USB ports are on the back. If I'm using a flash drive while resting my laptop on my legs, it'd bend easily without an adapter.

Since we're coming up to the bump limit, I have a suggestion.

There's a lot of discussion of recently-ordered and just-received Chinese products in these threads, which is great. However, there's relatively little discussion of the long-term durability and utility of many of the items in question, with a lot of the "reviews" being little more than unboxing exercises.

What I propose, then, is that simultaneous with the next new /csg/ thread, someone create a thread where people can post about how their gear has held up over a longer period of time, whether they have found a meaningful use for it, and to what extent (if any) they have managed to integrate it into their daily lives. We could call it "csg long term", or /csglt/.

What do you think, Anonymous?

>>56420960
A return for the cheapest prices for Xiaomi Powerbanks now that the Pokemon Go craze died off.

>>56420960
>cannot ship to canada

>>56420985
Fuck off.

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>>56420985
Don't take the bait.

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>>56420960
>mfw I paid $16.88 for the Xiaomi 10000mah 2 months ago

>>56420985
kys

>>56420960
alright, so, I did some digging and apparently this codes are also referrals... If pepople uses them, someone gets a % of the price paid...

>>56421022
Chink'd

Banggood had 10000mAh one for $13.99 after coupon for while.

>>56420960
For some reason clicking on the "check out with paypal" button does nothing

>>56421006
That's not a very constructive criticism. Why are you so hostile to the idea? Don't you think it would be good to have a space where the quality of our goods can be assessed more objectively and help other 4Channers choose the highest-quality goods from our Oriental friends?

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Making new thread now.

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>>56420936
>>56420942
i am ashamed of myself

>>56421062
Again, if you think the other users of /g/ would be averse to having two threads on this general topic, perhaps as a sort of "one-off" special maybe you could dedicate the next thread to discussion of items we've had for a couple of months or so.

What do you think?

>>56420960
why can't I use GB points with that?

>>56421037
I wasn't aware of that, I just copied these from http://mysku.ru/blog/discounts/44316.html

>>56421109
Why can't you have those discussion on the same thread?
I did it like a few days ago and no one had a problem with it.

>>56421116
because its a referral product,you get a small discount and the guy who linked it gets free shit.

http://www.gearbest.com/about/get-it-free.html

>>56421116
You can't use points in combination with coupons.

>>56420985
i think this is a reasonable suggestion and support your endeavor

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New thread here
>>56421170
>>56421170
>>56421170

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>>56413230
So I finally decided to commit to the SHARK meme and buy me a maximum capacity SD card

I searched "Mixza Tohaoll" on aliexpress and found 2 different cards, one of which has memeshark on it, while the other one does not. The one that does not however claims to also be "water resistant, heat/cold resistant, x-ray resistant and antimagnetic" while shark one only claims "water/antishock + heat/cold resistance".

>aliexpress.com/item/MIXZA-TOHAOLL/32699438965.html - "resistant" one

>aliexpress.com/item/MIXZA-TOHAOLL/32703838266.html - memeShark

Is there any real difference between them, and does the other one really offers some kind of additional protection, or is it just chikn advertisers having a blast?

>>56420246
S-source pls sempai

>>56421146
>Can I get it free if my friend is not a new registered customer?
> Unfortunately, no. The rules to obtain free items goods stat e the items must be from the EXPLORE page and under $20. Also only new registered customers are able to participate.
Well, aren't we all already GearBest members? And that page speaks of sharing link, not coupon.

>>56420921
What did u buy?

>>56421022
Got mine for $12.59 before the pokemon go craze

>>56421109
I think you should fuck off to Lithuania.

>>56413242
Thank you chink factory worker

>>56421037
so what as long as you pay less, its ok in my book.

>>56420361
what's that blue mat thing underneath called and is there a chink version?

>>56413242
thank you Chink factory worker

>>56420003

你是对的。我可以从像素分辨。

>>56413242
Thank you Chink factory worker

>>56418872
I own a 64gb mi4 and its the best phone i've ever owned but i did buy it almost a year ago now. Not sure if i'd buy it today.

battery life is good ( 2 days 9,7 hours average), screen / speed all that jazz is good. Great build quality, weekly updates on the dev rom.
Miui launcher is terrible, get nova.

main issues:
chink apps on the stable rom ( dev rom has root so you can delete most), no 4g support for my version, battery drain when you have m4a / aac files on your phone. (could be a poweramp issue or miui, not sure)

>>56413841
We have 21% + if you are buying any storage medium like cds/dvds/hdds and so on there is included special tax for piracy.

>if it can store data
>it can also store pirated music/video...
>you have to pay for that anon