/csg/ Chink Shit General

First for mangoes

rd for GB is cheaper than ali, sometimes.

>>56405204
why would you buy a chink battery for your samsung? sounds risky to me, t-b-h

I'm looking for a good quality iphone 6s or 6s plus.
Has anyone ever bought one before?
If so, can you give me a good brand?

>>56400168
>order-now-receive-by-christmas
kek

>>56405328
Why do you want an iPhone? Do you plan on dropping it into toilets filled with piss or something?

>>56405328
>can you give me a good brand
Apple makes some quality iPhones

>>56405367
>$5.00 has been deposited into your account

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I did not submit many links to the randomizer during the week due to having a job but I will work overtime this weekend filling the randomizer suggestion box with more useless garbage.

>>56405328
Is this a joke? You can't just go buy fake, cheap Iphones. If any company counterfeits them they'd have to be perfect, and if they're perfect they're going to be sold at the same price as the legit product anyway.

>>56405138
>underaged
Funny because there's evidence Lithuanian autist is underage and Comfy/Dirty/Unbiased are verified to be in their 20s. Stupid faggot.

>>56405371
For 5$/shill post i would shill apple 24/7

>>56405272

what is the significance of the mascot that appears on all the op images

>>56405385
>if they're perfect they're going to be sold at the same price as the legit product anyway
I don't think you fully understand the scale of apple's markups anon.
Anyway, the legit reason not to buy a knockoff iWhatever is that there are superior chinkproducts for less dosh.

>>56405383
I NEED this

>>56405427
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/anal-prolapse-simulator/32673101455.html

>>56404770
this 13yo autistic boy is comfy personal slave, he posts in his name when he's banned

>>56405412
>I don't think you fully understand the scale of apple's markups anon.
Oh I understand perfectly, that's why the counterfeiter will sell theirs for essentially the same price. What reason would they have to sell them for significantly less? It's only going to make them look suspicious if they're selling Iphone 6's 300 dollars below retail

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post more 1$ ali coupons, it's my birthday and I feel like getting drunk and buying chink shit

>>56405446
Oh yeah thanks lad didn't mean to ask you for the link when it was right there in the picture

I meant it more as in "I need to buy this but fuck me it's pretty expensive"

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Fucking chinks, they gave my package to some tranny company.
I did some research and people say that Sinotrans is pretty fast, anyone have any experience with them?

>>56405481
Just play chinkshit roulette.

Go to the randomizer, place your mouse cursor over the "GO!" button, close your eyes, start clicking, do it for a while, stop, open your eyes, and buy whatever you roll to regardless of price. If the item is unavailable, as sometimes happens in the randomizer, close your eyes and do it again.

And you HAVE to buy whatever you open your eyes to. Stream it live for our amusement too.

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Is this good? I feel like this is good.

>>56405452
What have you got against Comfy? Did he DP your mum with Dirty?

>>56405527
your font? no, it sucks

>>56405481
http://s.aliexpress.com/zmUnuArE
http://s.aliexpress.com/F3INJjUb
http://s.aliexpress.com/7zUBBjY3
http://s.aliexpress.com/qYj2QNFF

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>>56405559

To the anons who have a BM-800,
Do I have to use phantom power with it on a laptop?

>>56405621
Yes

>>56405485
You're so fucking lucky, yes, it's super fast even for Mexico's standards.

>>56405550
>What have you got against Comfy?
nothing, just riding the hate train

>>56405485
Also, what did you buy?

>>56405452
Livin the dream

>>56405408
its xiaomi's mascot

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Any decent chink mouse with side buttons?

>>56405456
>he's never heard of goophone

>>56405766
1$ LED mouse from ebay
or James Donkey from Ali

anyone recommend any dash cams?

ive only seen
https://www.wish.com/#cid=56406c9cd598af34857bf918

>>56405866
xiaomi yi

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>>56405388
>verified to be in their 20s
There is in fact zero evidence of Comfy/Dirty being over 18, but even if it were true, the fact remains that they are pied pipers for cancer.

The Youtube comments section is a much more appropriate forum for the discourse they bring, and you should join them there.

>>56405866
What's your budget?

>>56405672
>>56405692
I'm not mexican if you implying that, I'm from Spain, and I ordered the cheapest mech kb I could find on ali http://es.aliexpress.com/item/Ajazz-AK33-Blue-Black-Axis-Backlit-Mechanical-Colorful-Multifunction-Gaming-Keyboard-82-anti-ghosting-Keys-For/32648715816.html

What are you waiting for Chink post to send you?

>watch tool bar
>metal watch band link remover
>touchscreen gloves
>zircons
>earbuds for zircons
>electric bag resealer
>phone case
>stuffed toy eevee
>VR headset and remote

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>>56406004
This plus a micro USB cable with $1 off coupon.

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>>56405672
Nice.
Got my shit in 5 days with free shipping

>>56405925
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/FUCK-YOOOOOUUUUUUUUU-YOU-DAGO-FUCK/32384182791.html

Where should I buy smartphone batteries?

>>56405925
Fuck off Diego

>>56406043
>school stuff for my sister (about 10 items)
>nail stuff, also for my sister (5 items)
>replica "MK brand" bag, also for my sister
>Xiaomeme pen
>Lego replicas
>1$ usb drive
>1$ usb cable
>1$ coca cola usb drive
>eartips for my hybrids
>LED strips
>christmas decorations, for me mum

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>>56406090
>>56406107
Alguno problemo?

>>56406090
>no pictures of people using it in the feedback section

into the trash it goes

actually some chink christmas gifts would be cool to give to the nieces, do you think 5 year olds can handle those 3D puzzles?

>>56406109
>christmas decorations
>in september

>>56406204
Get the little lego character sets instead. I wouldn't give them the 3d Puzzles till theyre like 10.

The Loz sets like these:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/LOZ-Building-Blocks-Assembling-Toys-for-Children-Birthday-Gift-Ibrahimovic-130pcs-9141/32653549133.html?

>Buy ZTE Maven
>Quad core cpu and 8 gig storage for $50
>Inb4 muh cores
>Turns out 4 gigs are used by bloatware
>Buyers remorse

>>56405272
who draws these?

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not from chinkand desu but take some guesses what I'm waiting for :3

I'll show you fags when it gets here

>>56406347
chink commissions

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>get packages from Huang
>also make the news
So THIS is the /csg/ high you guys have talked about

>>56406404
>still more expensive than geekbuying
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Mi5-5-2inch-FHD-Android-6-0-OS-3GB-32GB-4G-LTE-Smartphone-64-Bit-Qualcomm-Snapdragon-820-Quad-Core-Type-C---White-363112.html

>>56406556
So maybe I'm missing something, but that Mi5 with this code is below 200$, which is quite far less than on geekbuying.

>>56405798
>James Donkey
Why this?

>>56406599
Because it makes anon think of big floppy donkey dicks.

>>56406599
Sensor quality of a $10-$15 mouse that you could buy at a store, build quality of a $30-$40 mouse, all for about 8 bucks.

Also good aesthetics compared to every other gaymur mouse on the market.

Threadly reminder if you have those digital calipers from Gearbest, remove the battery when not in use as they will continue to draw current even when turned off and can kill the battery without ever being used.

will i get chinked if i buy a "kindle 5" e-book?
this one:https://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/amazon-kindle-paperwhite-2-ebook-reader-book-e-book-electronic-6-e-ink-e-ink-free/1480248_2055077307.html?isOrigTitle=true

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RIGGED.

>>56406004
>electric bag resealer
link please

>>56406628
What if I buy this chinky?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/3200DPI-LED-Optical-6D-USB-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-Game-Pro-Gamer-Mice-For-PC-P4PM/32540449224.html

also recommend good cheap keyboard

>>56406725
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_273247.html?wid=21

>>56406109
>school stuff for my sister (about 10 items)
what school shit can you order from chinks?

>>56405272
I need a trump wig.
Anyone have a confirmed good one?

>>56406732
keyboard with backlight*

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>>56406404
tfw already bought a redmeme phone, amazing deal otherwise

>>56406732
I am using a James Donkey right now. You will literally never regret it.
Of course you can be a fag and buy that ugly thing that probably has the 1$ mouse shit sensor in it

>>56406404
nice referral nigga

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>>56406404
Well, damage report from browsing gearbest.

Price at bottom is only the Xiaomeme, since it's a separate order from the rest.

>>56406928
Oh damn, I copy-pasted it from some other site. I suck cock. And I'm such a moron I couldn't even think of doing that scam myself (although it's bad manners).
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_294070.html

>>56406733
thanks

I was looking for a mic amp for the BM 800 and stumbled on some gem chink Q&A

>Question:Hello. It works with a microphone- BM -700 ? Thanks
Reply: Hello Юpий, It can only work on windows. Have a nice day.

http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_152359.html?wid=21

any cheap ON EAR headphones?

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>>56406404
>$193
Wow that's actually a really good deal compared to what it normally sells for

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/wired-mouse-based-ass/32604224665.html

>>56406738
Condoms.

>>56406738
I've got 10 items right here I can give to your sister

>>56406109
>replica "MK brand"

You better fucking tell her its a counterfeit or else she is going to be bullied to no end for using fake shit

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Forgive the shit photos, this phone sucks in anything but daylight.

Mitu phone holder arrived a few days ago, and it's great. People in my halls of residence have commented on it. It sounds dumb but idk.

My only complaint is that my phone rests on Mitu's head, making it kinda unstable. I fixed this by cutting some tape into a circle (sort of) and sticking it to his foot.

It's double sided 3M stuff, and with the adhesive removed from the outward facing side, it's perfect. Neither my phone or iPad slip or rest on his head while using it. It's a tad messy but it works.

I reckon this will get me laid if anyone else sees it.

What are some good wireless earbuds <$20 for running activities?

Anybody got a James Donkey 325? Or a 007 for that matter. Not the low end one, anyway.

>>56407118
>if anyone else sees it
ahahahahahaaaaaa

Don't buy from cheap chinese stores.

>>56407010
>>56406404
>>56406837
Yeah that's too much. seems like BS. probably a mistake or refurbished unit.

ok I need good earphones on ali
Xiaomi Piston 3's are good?

>>56406404
I really need to upgrade from my ASUS Memephone then, since it is a 5 rather than the newer 2 you had (nice numbering system, fuckheads). Getting really sick of it being a slow bitch when I need to do something quickly.

Can anyone who has already looked give me a rundown on how the Chinkmi Mi5 linked compares to the rest of the market in terms of price, actually useful features, botnets and performance?

>>56407118
>I reckon this will get me laid if anyone else sees it
I'd fuck your boipussi

>>56407170
go away pajeet

>>56407205
Am I threatening your dinner?

http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_298472.html

Does anyone know if you can turn off the LED lights on this or change them to a single colour?

>>56407170
Why?
If you know what to look for you get good stuff for little money. Most gadgets and electronic parts you can find on eBay or in shops is exactly the same as you can find on AliExpress, just that someone else imported it (probably bough on Alibaba) and then sold it to a local seller and both of them made a 100% markup from the original Chinese price. Just look at eBay, let's say for a LED flashlight for example, most seller just resell the same Chink shit you could have ordered directly by yourself.

There are of course things not ordering from China, most brand-name products and stuff like new PC components etc. which can't be much cheaper there. Or items which are not so simple to ship can be relatively expensive too.

>>56407244
Ah, well you convinced me.

>>56407216
>you can define LED backjight by yourself

Come on m8

>>56407196
It's really good phone. Most phones with the snapdragon 820 SoC easily cost triple. It's better in most specs compared to the redmi note 3 pro, a phone highly recommended by /csg/, other than missing an microsd slot and having a smaller battery (3000mah vs. 4050mah). At that price it's going with the coupon discount I seriously recommend it, it usually sells for about $100 more >>56407010

>>56405383
t... thanks

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>>56406380

it's here! wallet case for my zte zmax pro. only wanted it to use as a wallet

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>>56407326

2/3

>>56407193
Xiaomi piston 3 has been discontinued for a while and out of stock everywhere. Buying off aliexpress you're risking getting fakes. Rock Zircon and Xiaomi Hybrids and KZ ED7 are the current memes.

>>56407347

3/3

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>>56407362

>>56407388
>>56407347
>>56407326
thanks for sharing!

>>56406404
Holy shit, just bought it.

It's probably an error but I pulled the trigger just in case it's not.

Worst thing that will happen is that I will have to get a refund.

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>>56407313
:)

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Help, help, I'm being chinked!

>>56407349
Thanks, I think I will buy KZ ED7 they are only 6.5$

>>56407493
>those bong dollar symbols
did those get chinked too?

Can we get a status update from the guy who bought a laser cutter? Is it still behaving itself and cutting precisely?

wtf i think I just got chinked

got my redmeme note 3 pro and it has chinese ROM when I bought global. I sent them a message so I have to wait and see what happens now.

I'm gonna see if I can get something out of it desu.

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>>56407483
>there's a special point linked to the urethra

>>56407603
Just flash it yourself lad.

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rate my order
(didn't buy yet)

>>56407635
Not a Motospeed Inflictor/10

>>56407182
worst thing that happens is that we get a refund.

>>56406109
>>56407108
This. Michael Kors and handbags and stuff is supposedly no fuck about. I don't know how the mind of girls/women work when it comes to handbags and shit, but it's a massive deal from what I can tell.

>>56407635
>KZ ED7
>not Rock Zircons
come on senpai

>proprietary data cable costs $80+ on ebay
>chinks don't have a knockoff version
wtf I thought this is what the chinks were good at

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/big-bad-boys-from-outer-space/32683615218.html

Delete this

>>56407674
zircons are 13$

>>56407108
>>56407671

she knows, she told me to buy it

>>56407655
I bought cheapest keyboard with backlight

>>56405272
Where the fuck do you guys get all of this Miui fanart?

>>56407752
Consider suicide

>>56407752
You're doing it wrong Russia.

>>56407797
>>56407798
Why is backlight so expensive?

>>56407118
What keyboard is that anon?

>>56407828
Russia m8
pls
do it right

>>56407828
Please leave.

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>>56407568
KZ ED7s only really have meme status due to the bamboo. The sound quality isn't anything to write home about unless you really like African-American bass.

Are Kingdian SSDs from Ali decent? Or are there any better cheap SSDs?

>>56407919
Are there still any flat meme headphones? I want to grab a pair before my piston 3's die

>>56407953
They're good, but you can get a Samsung for near the same.

>>56405896
Comfy and Dirty upload a video once in a while, whereas you spend every waking moment every day of the week shitposting about discord and youtube in every single /csg/ thread without fail. You have NOTHING better to do than talk shit and shitpost, yet you say they are the underage ones? At least they have lives outside of /csg/ you utter spaz.

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just got this in the mail, going to use it for documenting smaller projects once i go back to college. pretty happy with it so far, kinda flimsy but the leds are pretty decent

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So my chink LED flashlight has arrived after only 7 days to Germany.
It´s really bright for around 2,35$

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>>56408066
>they

>>56408179
Comfy and who ever are faggots who should go and kill them self. Fucking losers.

>>56408067
Does yours bow inwards when its set up? Mine has that problem. It doesn't affect using it for 95% of the stuff I photograph but it's annoying.

>>56408165
>CREE
is it possible to remove the C?
If so please give link

>>56408165
link?

>>56408200
Yes, two grown men who make some videos are losers, not the sad little shit somewhere in Lithuania with nothing better to do but shit up a general. Great work being such an embarrassment to your parents they're sending you to correctional school in Russia, Chinklord.

>>56408205
i does depending on how you layer the magnets. it seems like if you do it any other way than they have it in the picture (bottom in, top out) it kinda slouches.

>>56408165
Those little faggots are really handy, I have half a dozen scattered around just in case. You got a 14500 in there? They can get brighter.

>>56408248
They're all over the place nig. Don't pay more than 2 dorra.

>>56408272
>bottom in, top out
That's how I set it up and it still bows. What the fuck.

>>56408277
What is the good cheap brand for 14500s?

>>56408300
You're spinning the wheel every time.

>>56408283
meh, try messing around with the order then. like i said, its pretty flimsy. mine luckily only has a couple of creases from shipping. if you really wanted a decent lightbox, the mesh pop-up ones are probably much better, but they go for like $30-40 in the states.

>>56408067
link senpai?

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>>56408218
GIMP'd

>>56408300
Soshine.
>>56408335
Only if you're an idiot who buys anything with "fire" in the name.

>>56408337
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Portable-Mini-Folding-Studio-Portable-Photography-Mini-Studio-Foldable-Softbox-with-Black-white-Backgound-Soft-and/32689386123.html

>>56408218
>is it possible to remove the C
email it to hillary clinton

>>56408362
m8 you can print anything on that heatshrink. Roll 'em.

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>>56408340
I want this!

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Why do you buy chinkshit instead of fapping on models?

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/CSG/ OFFICIAL APPROVED CANCER LIST (Beware of imitations, ask your doctor if JewTube is good for you)

Dirty Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

OneBoxing Video Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

Unbiased Tech Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

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So, what do we have here?

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>>56408165
>>56408277

Mine was about the same price, same cree LED's, came with a shitty bike mount as well.

>>56408524
I do both. Rare to find models for fetishy gear though.

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First in a series of posts about my recent purchases, haven't got round to it til now cause of work.

First up is the BoGeer something-or-other bicycle computer - http://www.aliexpress.com/item/bike-calculator/32660610845.html

Seriously good for the price, tells you everything you need and some things you don't. It even tells you when to replace the oil on your chain and get the bike serviced. It's waterproof etc (haven't tested that though) and the manual didn't have a single grammatical error. 10/10 for that alone.

Only criticisms would be that it spends too long showing you your avg. speed (as opposed to your current speed) and the zip ties it comes with are pretty shit.

tl;dr buy it, worth the money if you leave the house at all

>>56406404
Fuck I want it but doesn't use all of Roger's bands...

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>>56407349
>>56407193

Xiaomemes are still in stock, you just have to pay out the ass for them on amazon. Least it wont take 10 years to get them.

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I swear you should at least google a word before your name your product/brand.

>JIZZ BRAND KEYBOARD

>>56408748
>JiZZ brand
>Waterproof

They knew what they were doing.

>>56408748
>waterproof handfeel

>>56408609
does it have GPS? does it come with a power meter?

>>56408748
where are you finding it for that price?

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>>56408748

>>56408833
PROTIP: it's not mechanical. "Mechanical handfeel" is codeword for "rubber dome with fake switches."

>>56407635
> russian gaming keyboard
> gaming mouse

cyka blyat, another russian griefer starting to play CS:GO

teclast x80 power, pro or plus?

>>56408963
is this a bomb

>>56409024

Does that look like a Note 7 to you?

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What are some chink shits?

>>56408825

nope and no, unfortunately. It's just basic metrics plus a couple of nice features but hey, it was €8

How to solve Ruizu X02 sorting issue?Files are not in correct placement.

>>56409045
Why are Russian women such sluts?

>>56408894
This, supposedly has further travel then some shitty domes, but its still a rubber dome.
>>56408833
If you are still interested http://us.banggood.com/Wholesale-Warehouse-JiZZ-GX16-Waterproof-LED-Backlight-Mechanical-Handfeel-Gaming-Keyboard-wp-Usa-976896.html

>>56409062
Put the music on your phone and play it from there. Just pretend for a brief moment that you aren't severely mentally handicapped and it'll be fine.

>>56408857
>VIVID EXPRESSION

top kek

>>56409089
hello pissphone, how has your week been?

>>56409070
Why not? Don't you want strong long cock in yourself?

>>56409045
cute

what's the latest on Nomos fakes? any decent sellers pop up in the last while? haven't been keeping up

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Reminder that this is the standard of people attracted by the continued inclusion of Discord links.

when i plug xiaomi hybrids in pc i cant hear vocal in music
did i buy knockoffs?

>>56409188
Have you plugged them in all the way?

>>56407868
Ducky Shine 3 ISO-UK w/ Tai Hao White ABS Doubleshots. Waiting on some paint for the case and new keycaps, though.

>>56409045
> you will never have a cute slut who is devoted to you.
I am jealous of that guy desu fampai

Okay, got myself that QD-188-ALT. Will report when it gets here.

Teclast x89 is sucking up 4500mAh, and getting about 4 hours playing SMAC in Windows although I'm pretty sure something is fucked with the W10 power scheme. Going to have to do some surgery on this one.
That said I'm unlikely to ever use this thing for more than an hour or two anyway. I mostly want it because can I fuck get SMAC running on anything but Wintel.

>>56409264
>cute slut

>>56409399
you can be anyone's slut,
or you can be my slut.
That's what may happen

Reposting the mi5 deal without the affiliate link.

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_294070.html

1) Take golden.
2) Use code FCMI5O
3) ????
4) Cheap Mi5 ($193.58)

Note that we have no idea if this is an error or actually real because that price is very low for that phone. (Price in China is 250$ and it's 300$ on reseller sites)

>>56406333
Flash it and remove the bloat silly

>>56409157
But I'm not a girl.

>>56409181
>13 year old
>13
>1
>3

Think a chinese french coffee press is safe? Or will it be made from lead-uranium-asbestos alloy?

>>56409555
so what?

>>56409181
It's been brought up before, and the consensus was that if they're in the discord, there's some separation and they're not posting here. Whether or not that's true, I don't know, but god damn it's full of faggots.

So are these chinese phones good?

>>56406718
Exploit when?

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Finally got my shirt

>>56409602
im pretty sure they are safe, but why on earth would you get one from china? Even in the Netherlands you can buy one in a real store for less than 5€, and its huge.

>>56409448
Only 5 left.

>>56405272
Hey /csg/, how about wallets, any anons got any recommendations?

>>56409607
They voted if they should ban the 13 year old repeatedly, every time he got away with a no vote. He's not an annoying little kid so there's no harm. Like he'd more of a true chan autist than most of the normalfags in /csg/ and discord.

>>56409646
now take a pic of you wearing it

>>56409710
>le autism meme
he's 13 for fuck sake, what were you doing at that age?

>>56409642
I have no idea what happened, but I got around 500 coins. But as you can see, these are pretty worthless.

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>>56409714
I'd rather not.

>>56408748
>meechanical
>22$
I BELIEVE YOU

Guys, can anyone share any proper MLP merch on Ali?

>>56409848
>>>/out/
>>>/mlp/

>>56409448

fucking ordered

>>56409816
son
>>56408894

>>56409848
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/friendship-is-magic/32600178380.html

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Any more $1 or less items I should buy?

I enjoy having to walk to my mailbox. It's like Christmas and I look important if I have lots of mail.

>>56409943
This is why I send chink shit to my lass. It gets her out of the house and the taking photos gives her something to do.

>>56408248
aliexpress.com/item/2000Lumens-Torche-Lampe-LED-Flashlight-CREE-Q5-Lanterna-LED-3-Modes-Zoomable-Torch-zaklamp-taschenlampe-torcia/32720195516.html

>DHL Express shipment hasn't updated in 4 days and is still sitting in HK.

What exactly am I paying premium for?

So are SSD's safe to buy generally off of Aliexpress or what?

>>56409783
nice Royal Bank Debit card

>>56410064
Kingdian and Netac are trusted chink brand SSDs

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>>56405272
Found a better quality Santa hat for $0.53 cent

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-HOT-SALE-White-Rim-Santa-Christmas-Hat-Christmas-Bonnet-with-Braids-for-Adult-christmas-decoration/32705768456.html

Are Chinese boxershorts safe?

>>56409967
Heh, I do the exact same.

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>mfw I see people on ebay selling chinklights at over 200% markup

>>56409943
THICC
H
I
C
C

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>>56410228
l o l

>>56409992
thanks friend

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>>56410228
>40 people paid $12.99 for this

>>56410260
>>56410228
reminds me of the apple pen

>>56410241
That Digital Marketing course no doubt paying off.

>>56410141
Not unless you want a shit streak all the way down

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Really makes you think...

Anyone know of a chink place that sells legit yugioh cards?

Don't make fun of me, I know I'm a fag.

>>56410390
Don't you see the fancy signatures on the right side?
That increases the value by a lot.

>>56410390
>buy local, support your merchants!
We need more manufacturing in the west... fuck sales. Sales people think they can buy shit for 1$ and then resell it 20fold.

>>56409448

>processing

wheww

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>>56410390
wew

Will chink nerf darts give my guns cancer?

>>56407612
Nah mate, its for the Ureters

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>>56410429
mmhmm

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>>56410138
and an apron for your cu/ck/ friends
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cheapest-felt-int-the-world/32503685034.html

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What does /csg/ think of the Xiaomi MiPad 2 Windows 10 version?

I'd like a 4:3 tablet and as small as possible.

But why the fuck does it only have 2GB of Ram.

Any other alternatives?

>>56410461
Please report back if it actually ships and they don't cancel the order or something.

>>56410447
>merchants

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ok i'm done

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Also /csg/ just got this installed on my car. Neat and everything works, including the steering wheel controls
Only bummer is the USB pen loads the albums on the order in which I transfered instead of alphabetical and the contact list from my from is also randomly sorted

But for 130€ can't complain

I'm looking for empty gel capsules for supplements, and there's plenty on aliexpess, but does anyone know how I could go about getting ones that are green on one side and purple on the other.

I'm mostly seeing ones that are half white.

This is really addicting, you guys weren't kidding

>>56410515
Fucking hell, they don't even have the excuse of brand this time.

>>56410461
Yeah that's where mine is too.

>>56410539
I'll definitively post it here when they either cancel it or ship it.

>>56410260
will my pants catch fire or are this safe to use?

>>56410595
I find myself waking up at 2am and browsing chink shit for an hour

I dont even remember if I ordered anything in the morning

Am I the only one?

>>56410617
I ordered one yesterday, if you're willing to wait a couple weeks I will review it for /csg/.

>>56410525
Your options are pretty limited when it comes to 4:3 chink tablets, in addition to the mipad I can really only think of teclast x98 plus II and teclast x89 kindow

Hanjin bankrupt. How fucked are you guys?

>>56410390
>>56410469
>>56410515
And they tell me chinks are 'dishonest'

>>56410633
Definitely not. I browse Ali constantly asking if I have the slightest need for anything in particular. I swear it's going to be my source of trap gear when I inevitably break.

>>56410645
Our chinkshits are mostly shipped by air

Hanjin's mostly are by sea

>>56410644
Alright well throw 4:3 out.

Just small at this point.

I bought a Chuwi Vi8 a while back for 80 and while I really like the functionality that it gives me.

Its audio chip literally is the most fuzzy thing in the world. It sounds like total ass, its like you've got a radio playing in the background at all time.

Plus the build quality is ass and feels like you're gonna break it.

But for 80 fuck it.

So I kind of want an upgrade.
4:3 would be nice for VNs which is what I would play a lot of on these devices.

Cheap latex/disposable gloves?

Ideally, not loose polythene ones since they limit your ability to handle things.

>>56410716
https://www.amazon.com/Vinyl-4-2mil-Powder-Gloves-Medium/dp/B01FL7D8IC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1472938042&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=vinyl+gloves&psc=1

They're actually cheaper to get via Amazon. You're also not trusting chinks with the safety of your fingers.

>>56409943
what stuff do you like? electronic parts? jewelry? kitchen stuff?

>>56410609
>>56410539

of course

pray for me, anon

Anyone know of some board games/card games/puzzle games on the chinkweb?

>>56410699
Well, if you want a small 4:3 tablet the teclast x89 kindow is the way to go

>>56410562

be careful with the microSD slot.

I used to work at a legit VW dealership that sold these (those fucking grimy snakes) and the slot was complete shit and always failed.

otherwise a pretty good knockoff.. They tricked a lot of customers into adding these to their brand new VWs off the showroom floor.

>>56410773
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/electro-stimulation-meme/32692680465.html

Posting the classic that started it all!

>>56410671
>>56410645
yeah, if you haven't ordered a whole container full of the same chink shit item it travel via plane.
That's the part that takes the most time btw, the low priority chink shit packages waiting to get on a plane which still has some space left

>>56410429
I actually have one with a signature I bought for less than a buck from Ali.

>>56410785
Thanks for the heads up. I think I'm sticking to the USB Stick slots. But yeah for the price I don't think there's a better alternative to those with the old radio with only CD MP3 and not even AUX in

>>56410798
Neat. I actually like Mahjong and always wanted to try and play a proper non-digital version.

Shame I have nobody to play it with.

>>56410817
I know that darn diddly feelerino.

>>56410699
Even with 2gb ram the xiaomi is still one of the best chink tablets out there. If 10" is too big then there's teclast x80 pro/power and chuwi hi8 pro (but both of those also have 2gb ram).

>>56410934
I'm not sure I'm gonna try another Chuwi after the audio issues I had >>56410699

Maybe telcast.

>>56410952
Like i said here >>56410785 , try a teclast x89 kindow

Any good deals on mini PC's. Would prefer something that runs windows 10, but would do Android as well. Going to use it for Netflix, browsing, and music streaming in my workroom.

>>56410952
don't do it, all chink tablets are shit. The micro sd port on mine stopped working and the fucking jews at gearbest refused to refund me, then paypal sided with them, fuck them all

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>>56411178
Back for more, huh?

>>56411188
Lithuania must give him some kind of NEET bucks based on the amount of shitpost

>>56411188
Not him, but why would mounting an sd card destroy the reader?

>>56410952
So long as you're realistic, the Kindow is very nice for the low cost of ownership. It's never going to be your primary device but it's a competent jack of all trades and the build quality is very good.

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i got my chinkies
dont get excited its all garbage

Silica gel packs in the bathroom, fridge and other moisture ridden places. Then cook in the oven to regen.
yay or nay?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/do-not-eat/32395722632.html

>>56411284
What's in the fucking box?

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>>56411284
new usb vita charger
some cheap ass flashlight that i dont even know what batteries go in it
usb 3ds charger
usb to microsd adapter thing to plug a flashdrive into my 30$ trash tier shitphone so i can look like a massive fucking retard

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What's good /g/hinkers? Your boy is back at it with a package from GB mainland. Took 20 days to get home. Seriously fuck PostNL.

What could be inside?

>>56411306
flashlight takes aa/14500 battery

>>56411255
it didnt, the third world pisspoor thing just died randomly, what I was doing with it at the time had nothing to do with the shoddy defective hardware giving up
fuck teclast

>>56411314
time to go boxing

>>56411284
>implying an autistic person couldn't recreate those bar codes
Your OPSEC needs work.

>>56411344
kek

>>56411344
lol

Shit guys I've spent about £400 on chink shit this past week.

Should be a good haul in 20-50 days.

>>56411292
nay, buy calcium chloride

>>56411380
>tfw I feel bad about 30$ CAD of stuff

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>>56411306
im being a retard and nobody can stop me

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>>56411314
It's a set of 3 sharks 64gb.
A Mixza Card Reader.
A set of Sandisk 32gb kits.

BMeme - 800

Shitty misc items cables and other meh stuff.

>>56411416
>he still doesn't have a chink keyboard
step up your game son

>>56411416
>Master Lock

You certainly are.

>>56409181
>I hate thing!
>I will hang out in said thing and post pics of the chat

Autistic as fuck

>>56411386
>suggesting to put corrosive chemicals near pipes and inside the fridge

>>56411437
i am actually fairly broke
and i need more ram before i can buy non essential shit
my logitech k120 i got for like 10bux works fine aside from the lack of volume buttons which autohotkey scripts fixes

>>56407483
>the writing at the bottom is weebanese

I have to keep telling myself I don't need a laser engraver.
What the hell would I do with a laser engraver anyway.

Is there a decent chink power meter?
Nothing fancy, only need it to show immediate power usage and log overall consumption.

Power factor would be nice too.
Actual time graph would be super nice but that's probably outside of chink competence.

>>56411574
engrave with lasers

>>56408963
>buying multimeters from china
as an EE, no.
Well okay, I don't have to buy my own shit. I get errything from the company I work for.
Still, if you need at least the tiniest bit of accuracy, use well known, good brands.

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>>56411427
BMeme - 800

Velly Pletty

>>56411634
Well, how about http://www.gearbest.com/measurement-analysis/pp_153176.html ?

>>56411669
Those are nice.

>>56411669
I recognise the penis sounding probes but what is the calcutor for anon?

>>56411648
Did you get something to phantom power the BM800?

A good pair of bluetooth headphones over ear?

http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/02/technology/jack-ma-alibaba-g20/

>>56411741
August EP650

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How much orders are you waiting on Anon?

>>56411634
>>56411669
I bough a $2.5 meter from China recently, it stays inside it's specified accuracy. The only advantage. All these "experts" crying about "muh Fluke" and other expensive multimeters, what do they actually claim? That theese meters are more robust (even my $30 "Peak tech" meter is robust as fuck, I could drop it from the desk all day without doing any damage to it, only very few people need a meter which can be overrun by truck) and that they are safer to use (I measure mostly 3.3 or 5V circuits, 12V max, why should I care?).

Also 2000 counts are ok for most hobbyists, if you really need a higher accuracy it's useless anyway without a 4 wire measurement, which most portable meters don't have, no matter if they are >2000 count.

>>56411810
about 60 from Aliexpress (most items are around $1 or lower though) and a few from eBay.
Today I got two packages with 5 items.

>>56411810
37

>>56411851
m8 if you don't own a Fluke 179 you can keep your opinions to yourself.

>>56409646
link?

guys i need to buy an LED lamp for studying at home.

this any good? (also there's a 10$ coupon if anyone's interested)

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Novelty-usb-led-desk-Reading-Lamp-Clip-On-Bed-Beside-Study-Table-Light-Adjustable/32693000248.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10065_10055_10054_10067_10069_10059_10058_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=dffead69-21c4-4bb4-a109-fe42b6eef02d

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>>56411810
6, and I think I got chinked on some of these because the waiting is eternal.

>>56411917
DT830B chink shit master race

>>56411945
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Star-Trap-T-Shirt-Star-Trek-Weed-Leaf-Galaxy-t-shirt-summer-style-tops-chemise-Casual/32536251266.html

Any great/decent mouse for $9?

>>56412040
All together now!

JAMES DONKEY

>>56412006
I got chinked on a 30ct chink bottle opener keychain. 2nd time, these things never arrive to their destination. Somewhere some customs guy is collecting bottleopeners.

>>56412004
Its probably quite small, but reviews look good

>>56412019
>11 bucks after discount

wew

>>56412004
>spend 300$ to get 10 off
t-thanks

>>56411471
are you dense?
all anti-humidity house products (plastic boxes you fill with crystals) are made of CaCl2
it's hygroscopic as fuck, so you don't need to put it in contact with stuff

>>56412118
CHINK'D

>>56412004
buy an IKEA one

>>56412089
yeah that's what i thought. it looks tiny

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/5-Bells/32692053937.html

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>>56405388
>>56405452
>>56405896
>>56408527

>posting and discussing referral fags / youtubers

GTFO