How do I give myself the same social disorders that Elliot has

>>56388481
All you need is autism. The rest is acting edgy.

install arch linux

I think you already have them

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>>56388481
way ahead of you Anon

Start watching anime

>>56388534
just for the reference, I gave this test to a normie friend and he got like 11, anything below 20 is normal

>>56388481
What you need is to fix your social disorder first, so you'd actually leave your home

If you want to learn serious netsec you should pirate or buy these two books:

https://www.nostarch.com/pentesting

https://www.nostarch.com/blackhatpython

Browse >>>/r9k/ to get yourself some social disorders

Browse >>>/pol/ so you will hate society

Browse >>>/b/ so you will become edgy

Browse >>>/g/ so you will learn how to install Gentoo

>>56388827

>gentoo

Pretty sure he uses mint?

>>56388842
I'm a KDE guy myself.

>>56388481
Develop Tulpa, do lots of meth.

>>56388481
A few of his issues are probably deeply rooted in childhood experience and trauma, so you'd have to start there somehow.

>>56388885
Also not a bad plan for achieving your goal

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>>56388534
Ha, beat you! :(

>>56388481
Im leaving g after this post because im sick of hearing about this stupid normie show.

At least CSI had comedic value.

This board is turning into a mix between v and tv and /r/gadgetreviews

Do a bunch of research chemicals until you have a psychotic break.

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>>56388534
>>56388932
Um. Hm. Fuck.

>>56388947
See you in a few minutes

>>56388947
Throw your little tantrum, you'll be back.
Just like me.
I've "left" this board at least a dozen times over the year. There is nothing comparable to this shithole.

>>56389014
I'm back already

I'm so fucking weak

you need a tulpa

/x/ has some guides on it

reminder that mr robot is canonically a tulpa btw

>>56389035
So, my Tulpa and I are different genders and have different sexual preferences. She has a much, much higher sex drive than I do. Also, I'm also not super experimental with sex or anything like that, and am only looking for sex in a legitimate relationship (no FWB, or one-night stands), but she's quite the party girl.
One of our goals is possession, however it's going to be difficult if I have trouble trusting that she won't do something stupid while she's in control. So, I guess the questions I have here are:
How can she even go about being sexual if we're different genders and she's only interested in men?
How can I start to trust her if I'm afraid of what she wants?
Is there an outlet that I can give her that won't harm me?

>>56389048
>tulpa possession
when the meme goes too far

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I'm not really a social person but I'm somehow very good with people

Dunno how I got good at it, back in middle school I was a shut-in nerd playing WoW all day every day, then I got bored of it and stopped playing, and I immediately made friends with many people from the whole social spectrum (outcasts to the popular ones)

Idk, people just like me and I won't complain

>>56389062
Wow good post

>>56389062
>I'm not really a social person but I'm somehow very good with people

Wow great fucking post mate

>>56389085
>>56389096
well thank you lads !!!!

>>56388827
/a/ and /v/ for good measure. You can't just get autism, but you can sure fucking try.

>>56388534
I get 33...

>>56389062
Fuck, just got 37/50 on that test :(

Didn't think I was THAT bad, I think I'm quite high functioning. Then again, just an online test.

>>56388885
Hey, I've actually got a Tulpa. Is one brought up in the show or something?

>>56389283
Well you've spoiled yourself now but watch it anyway.

>>56389059
You know not everything is a meme. I'm so damned sick of hearing that word get overused so often. Holy shit, when you keep throwing a word around like this it eventually loses it's original meaning

>>56389318

memed hard

>>56389048
Son. I hate to break it to you, but you've caught a case of the gay. There's no hope now. Might as well start sucking guys off in dirty public restrooms.

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>>56388481
do this

>>56388842
i think we only ever see him using kali, so if not, i think he runs debian

>>56388481
Install kali.
Learn how to hack people with your raspberry3.14
Browse /r9k/ and /pol/
Start doing acid
Have sex with random stranges, preferably men in gay bars.
Install your own modified version of gentoo once you graduate from kali.
Take HRT
Buy cute frilly dresses.
Cut your penis off.