/csg/ Chink Shit General

first for Made in USA products

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>>56217479

thank you for making new thread anon
i luv u

which are the best cable ties from aliexpress?

Is this safe?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/19V-4-74A-90W-Laptop-AC-Universal-Power-Adapter-Charger-for-Acer-ASUS-DELL-Thinkpad-Lenovo/32326661278.html

>>56217599
yes.

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You guys will never guess what this is, not in a million years.

>>56217785
well we dont

>>56217785
Toys and nail decorations

>>56217506
*tips "Make America Great Again" made in Bangladesh cap*

>implying incest is bad

request link 2 anon's laser cutter, it didn't seem to be in previous threadses

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>>56217828

>He bought the knockoff Trump hat, and not the official Made In America one.

http://xiaomi-mi.com/powerbanks/xiaomi-mi-power-bank-pro-10000mah-black/

Is this site legit? The global Mi store only sells the old Xiaomi power bank and I don't want to wait for ages if I buy it from Aliexpress or Gearbest

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>>56217785
>>56217811

Don't know why it says that on the packages, Its actually something far better:

CHINK SEEDS

>inb4 I plant these and they're all just different types of Chinese weeds

I'm surprised, they actually look legit, but who knows.

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>>56217506
>mfw trump will take away your chinkshit

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I've seen the XK X250 has come up again.

It's a fantastic all-round quadcopter and one you won't get tired of in a hurry. However, the FPV kit that comes with it is pretty shit. The camera has a very narrow field of view and is pointed down at a fixed angle, so it's useless for actually flying FPV. Instead the monitor is only really useful for lining you your shots when recording, which there camera fails to do anyway about half the time. Weebm related isn't far off the quality of the footage that comes off the camera.

If you want to do some filming you're better off getting the bare quad and an 808 keychain camera, and mounting it with rubber bands and sponge or something to dampen the vibration.

Can't recommend the quad itself highly enough though
>stable flier
>resists wind well
>8-10 min flight time
>100m range with stock transmitter (can be extended)
>looks genuinely good
>LEDs bright enough to be useful
>it even sounds nice

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>>56217892

I want to start a garden, but I've never grown anything in my life, except for the devil's lettuce.

Does anyone know if it's a good idea to order knives to the UK? Will that get stopped at customs

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>>56217937

>>56217892
>>56217929
Anon... I...
These are probably fake
>>56217937
you will get fucked

>>56217892
I thought about ordering seeds too, but if the custom checks the package I might not get it because it requires much bureaucratic effort to import seeds into the EU.

>>56217950
No fucking way. Britbongs can't even have fucking knives?

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>made the OP for being commenting on my meme phone
Okay.

Speaking of which:
>>56215296
Thanks again for those links. I was able to restore the stock MIUI rom and I've updated to the latest.
I'm going to go about unlocking the bootloader and rooting soon, but honestly MIUI feels really nice as it is so I might not even install a custom rom unless it turns out to be battery hungry.

>>56217970
Can't even have pepperspray

>>56217892
The absolute madman

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>>56217955

Well, there is only one way to find out.

Will report back in a couple months to a year.

>free rose gift

Contain your envy.

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>>56218006
>ordering orange seed
>when you can eat an orange and get the seeds

>>56217962
Really? I didn't have any problems (surely fake) willowtree seeds 2 or so years ago

>>56218006
>buying chink orange seeds
...anon, how about buying an orange and just get the seeds?

>>56218025
Same goes for Lemons.

Also garlic seeds, it's much easier to grow from a clove. And strawberry seeds, why not just propagate them from runners? It would give you a bigger plant much faster.
Carrot, pea and tomato seeds are really cheap here as well, bought some at ALDI in spring.

He seems to live in a very hot area or in the southern hemisphere to order seeds shortly before autumn.

what chink shit are you anons waiting on?

>>56218110
Tea Seeds
Tea Knife
Tea Cake

>>56218110
death

>>56218085
>>56218025

give him a break guys, he obviously just wants to grow chink oranges

>>56218110
Dried mangoes.

>>56218110
lots of $0.01 stuffs from www.miniinthebox.com/-0-01_c10991 . sadly, there are no more discounts

>>56218110
>30 electronic items

>>56218133
Enjoy your mouth cancer

are there any chink sites that offer custom phone cases?
I have a very simple design that I want in white on the back of a phone case.

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>>56218152
I can't help it.

>>56218170
I was thinking about ordering some but 3.50 goyshekels for 100g? fuck that

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>>56217970

>>56218110

Too numerous to list.

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>>56218208
Do it, you'll get a heart shaped thank you note.

>>56218212
>people throw their knives in the boxes
>then muslim steal them to stab faggots with it
>they put it again in the boxes

perfect crime desu

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>>56218110
>Mi Max 64GB
>64GB Shark meme
>Aukey charger with qc3.0, which supposedly works with the mi max
>DVB antenna for messing with SDR

I feel like ordering more now while I wait on the xiaomeme. Might get a mi band 2. Or an edgy loli brand mech kb, are they any good?

>>56218251
What's your top 3 mouth-cancer-inducing-orders?

>>56218006
can ya give me the link please?

>>56218140
rip 0,01 items, you think will be more?

>>56218110
an earphone and a pen

>>56218146
tell me more anon

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Is the Elephone P5000/Elephone in general any good?

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Which BM 700/800 is the real one? The one with a gold label "BM 800" or one with white label or one with no label or one with "neewer" label? I opened mine and the circuit does not look the same as the one posted here in CA (pic related)

>>56218440
People say elephone is trash, even regardless of mediatek. Never owned one of their phones myself though.

>>56218321
>DVB antenna for messing with SDR
which one?

>>56218422
I don't know, but I guess so, yes

>>56218422
happened some days ago already
there will be deals again, but not as many as before

>>56218555
The cheapest on I could find probably, other than that they all sell the same one or some advanced sdr thing for like $60. Easy to find on aliexpress.

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Gonna order these soon, I can go up to $20. Any recommendations for stuff to get /g/entlemen?

>>56218555
not the an0n you are replying to, but I bought this one: http://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_188367.html
and it's OK, works well with gqrx on linux. there are some drivers that let you listen to frequencies < 25 MHz

>>56218654
http://s.aliexpress.com/aIJr6fyY

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>>56217479
Just got this usb 3.0 sd card reader,and I am wonder what open-source program do i use to test the speed of sdcards,as well as make sure this is 3.0 and not just 2.0 with blue plastic

Got my Jinhao 599 today.

Keep in mind that it doesn't fucking come with an ink cartridge so you have to buy the pack separately.

On a similar note, does anyone have any recs for a mechanical pencil?

>>56218916
There were 599 sets that came with 5 blue ink cartridges on the official store.

For a mechanical pencil, the Kuru Toga is a good cheap one, or the redcircle (rotring clone).

>>56218691
thanks mate
have you heard some interesting things so far?

Are there any Xperia Play clones with a modem soc?

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>>56218140

Same here.

Who cornbulb here?

>>56218422

Good god, I hope so.

>>56218251

Link to whatever that weird green shit is?

>>56219047
Wanted that light bulb and the butterflies but every time I seen them up they were the only decent thing so I avoided it. Still ordered ~17 items overall though.

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>>56219047
>tfw no 0.01$ housefire bulbs
I'm extremely jealous

>>56218255

I'm sure they've thought of that.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/100G-LOT-Mimosa-Pudica-Extract-Powder-Competitive-Price/32516787969.html

I want to buy this for DMT extraction. Will they send me sawdust or asbestos?

Have you installed the Aliexpress ™ app yet?

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>>56217479
I saw this on slapshot and figured it was old, but will post anyway. Quality Chinese Wifi router "Tiger Will Power"
http://blog.ioactive.com/2016/08/multiple-vulnerabilities-in-bhu-wifi.html

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>>56219099
That's some interesting container shape

>>56218025
>>56218085
You dumb shits... Oranges and Lemons are usually grown by grafting. Most seeds will just produce fruitless trees.

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>Laser cutter anon

It doesn't cut metal but will it engrave it?
What sort of laser is it, C02? Does it need a gas cylinder?

is anyone interested in a review of these things?
https://wiki.hackerspace.pl/projects:zsun-wifi-card-reader

>>56218940
not much. FM stations, local emergency services network, taxis, firefighters (apparently, haven't been able to find their frequencies/listen to them directly), and found the GSM tx signals
there are lots of "weird" stuff also, but I don't know shit, so can't say what they are.
I guess I could learn a lot with this little toy, but I need more antennas and stuff. for a $7.50 toy, it's just awesome to even think about the possibilities, though
also, there are LOTS and LOTS of software to play and have fun with

>>56219047
I bought 2 of those, and like 3 of the 12V ones :P
I just hope they don't get lost in transit...

>>56219090
kek

>>56218085
>>56218025
>>56218126

I've tasted citrus fruits the world over, now I want some real chink shit. Also, why go outside and buy an orange when I can get the seeds delivered directly to my door, in three weeks?

>>56218404

I got them from 2-3 different sellers, but just search 'seeds' on AliExpress.

Is this pu'er tea stuff legit or would it give me mum mouth cancer?
This for example:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/The-real-1968-year-More-than-45-years-old-pu-er-tea-health-care-Puer-tea/32288710408.html

>>56219099

>I want to buy this for DMT extraction.

Can you buy this without the DEA kicking your door down?

>>56219277
I don't live in the US so probably.

>>56218440
Stay away from Elecuck

anyone had any experience with imported wallets?

>>56218170
Are the chink mangoes actually 7D brand?
I can get those at the convenience store.

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Anybody know of any good chink snacks?

Link to the mangstseen juice?

>>56219221
https://m.es.aliexpress.com/item/32588132000.html#autostay
I want to go full weeb with my house

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Been away from /csg/ threads for 10+ days or so, reading up on old threads.

Figured I might as well post my chink knife.

It's very solid and came very sharp. I've been using it as a letter opener and it works perfectly for that. Haven't tested it's stabbing capabilities yet. I'll post an update if I mange to defend myself in an irl fight or something.

I got it for $4.18 a while back. I see that it's being sold for $7 now. If you want a really clean looking knife, I'd still buy it at that price. Maybe get it reduced with some GB points.

>>56219402
>posting a mobile link
>posting an ES link so it turns my aliexpress into spanish
JUST

>>56218594
Discone antennas work well with the wide frequency range of realtek dongles. This one here is full day working. The quality is highly suspect, but it's $20 cheaper than the cheapest in the states.
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Outdoor-Ultra-Wideband-broadband-scanner-ham_60534975285.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.5RVEjJ

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>>56219425
forgot to post the link to the knife: http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_185413.html

I also got this little octopus leg tripod for my galaxy note 3. My phone fits perfectly and even has a little extra room for slightly larger phones, although it probably won't fit something like the Mi Max.

Not much else to say. Sturdy, adjustable legs and it works fine.

http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-mounts-holders/pp_242380.html

>>56219402
quality cancer link you got there hermano

>>56219164
thanks for the info

I think I can help you with the zsun thingy:
you can easily put openwrt on it and use it as you like. Its range is limited to about 10 meters though.
I tried setting up a pirate box but failed.
All in all a fun thing to play with, if you know what you are doing. I would move on to cheap routers if you want to do real things though.

>>56219164
>:P
please don't use that kind of stuff in here, thank you

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Nextel

>>56219521
wait, you have a zsun too? nice!
I bought 14... (I'm thinking about making and selling these things as wifi extender or something)
I already installed openwr in one of these things. it works great as a repeater. openwrt also allows you to play with tx power, but I haven't tested that stuff yet.
anyway, I think the possibilities with these little things are endless, but... I was hoping to be able to make a USB network with other computers, which would allow me to use these things in a much easier way (I also plan to make some projects I've wanted to do for a while...) but apparently I can't do that. do you know if that's possible at all? the wiki I listed talks about host mode, and apparently that's the feature that would let me build a USB network...

>>56218916
>Jinhao 599
post pics

>>56217550
Whatever is cheapest man, cable ties are near impossible to fuck up so I can't see any kind being crap unless the plastic used is weak as fuck.

>>56218722
Does anyone have one? What's the battery life like?

>>56219687
Yeah, I was the one who first asked about it many many threads ago.
You can't really change the tx power that much I noticed. Also, it isn't that fast.
However, it may be good for playing around with meshnets. I don't really know what oyu mean with USB networks.
Maybe a WR703N will suit you better for bigger projects.

>order several items off one seller to get them in one package
>she sends them in 3 separate packages
I COULD'VE SAVED SEVERAL CENTS BY BUYING FROM THE DIFFERENT SEEM SELLERS

>>56219988
>get bonus packages for FREE
>complains
fucking laowai

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>>56219988

>I COULD'VE SAVED SEVERAL CENTS

Fucking #CHINKED.

>>56220017
I want a big package full of chink SHIT not several.

>>56219854
>I don't really know what oyu mean with USB networks.
you can connect, say, an android phone and your computer through the USB cable (this feature is called "reverse tethering" in android). this is literally a network through USB.
AFAIU, tethering requires support for "host mode" in your phone, but I'm not really sure how this all works.

whats the likelihood of the xiaomi phones being announced soon having US bands?

>>56219854
>>56220080
btw: IMO, this little thing is even better than a cheap router. in the wiki I posted above, they even show it has testpoints for a ethernet connection...
I also have a tp-link wr1043nd, and its CPU is just as powerful as the one in the zsun, yet the tp-link doesn't have as much memory. also the WR703N you mention has the same SoC. of course these things aren't very powerful at all, but for their size and price, there is no competition.

>>56219724
I will tomorrow.

>>56220175
Sometime near the future

>>56217929
Start with local veggies or herbs? You know, useful shit? Or try potatoes, they're so easy.

>>56217955
He could buy a box full of fake seeds for the price of 1 Burpee package with 3.

Do you think they will have those giant stuffed snorlaxes soon?

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is there a way of flashing wifi pineapple to the zsun?
SoC is the same as the Pineapple nano, so there must be a way

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I've seen anons post about their everdrive clones for famicom, nes, and gbc that they got from aliexpress.

Are there any flash carts for the super nintendo?

>>56220596
just play them in your smartphone

>>56219398
this is available from chink supermarkets

>>56220659
I'm not an autist. I'm not about to play video games in public, especially with a controller or shit touch controls.

I have a self rgb modded snes that I want to use with a cart at home.

>>56220484
http://wiki.khairulazam.net/index.php?title=Wifi_Pineapple_Mark_V_on_TP-Link_MR3020
I tried this guide, but for some reason, I couldn't extract the files.
you have to download the firmware from https://www.wifipineapple.com/downloads , although I'm not really sure if I downloaded the correct files..

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GearBest is now refusing to declare lower values for all their packages, it seems the Chinese customs got them.

This is really sad, before this I could order twice the ammount my country allow without paying taxes, now I need to stick with my country regulations.

The China Dream is drying.

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>>56218490
I ordered several and got one with white label, gold label and no label and all of them shared the same internals.

Hell the BM-8000 used to share the same internals with the BM-700 and 800, until few months ago when they changed it to be a bit better(less buzz).

Yours is a BM100FX.

>>56220753
I hope it's only a DHL thing

>>56220753
>Winnie
yeah, that's sad if true. glad I was able to buy some stuff before that shit.
wonder if it's related to DHL, though... you shouldn't be using DHL

>>56220828
>you shouldn't be using DHL
I got about 10,000 USD into my country in 2 months without paying taxes.

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>Finally decide to pull the trigger on the XiaoMeme powerbank, because it is on sale for $14.99.

>Shipping to the US is suddenly $2.84

JUST CHINK MY SHIT UP

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I just got my XLR connectors, time to test my battery powered cardboard Phantom Power.

>>56220808
Do you have any of the black boxes left?
The little icons on the side of mine had mirrored text.

>>56220808
why so many mics?

>>56220596
Of course. Two chink types, in fact: super ufo 8 and the everdrive china ver. Both are ok, with their own downsides.

>>56220880
No mirrored text boss.

Like I said yours looks like a BM100FX, were did you get yours?

>>56218654
I want a lighter on that color but i don't wanna pay 7 bucks for a electronic one. Goddamn where's my fluid?

>>56220878
show your design

>>56220961
If it works.

>>56220912
I'm looking for an everdrive clone. I've seen other anons post the pcb and they look to be nearly identical to the originals.

Any info on how I can find a krizz clone on ali? Simply typing "everdrive" or "flash cart" doesn't seem to yield me any results.

>>56220957
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Here_you_lazy_cunt_have_dragon/32261636259.htm

>>56221004
You missed the l, the l is important.

>>56221004
>Here_you_lazy_cunt_have_dragon
sorry but that 404'd

>>56221004
*html

gg bruh

>>56221021
Dumb fuck.

Get out of our lawn, punk!

>>56217929
>please 5 stars ok?

>>56221019
>>56221021
>>56221023
fuck im drunk
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Here_you_lazy_cunt_have_dragon_again/32261636259.html

>>56220994
second this

Is there any 5$ powerbank that's worth it?
Don't care about capacity really, 2000mAh is enough.
>>56221043
thanks, that dragon looks like ass though, i wanted a plain one.

>>56219236
>Is this pu'er tea stuff legit or would it give me mum mouth cancer?
A good rule of thumb is if something mentions toxins or alludes to them in some way(detoxifying) it's complete crap, it probably won't give her cancer though.

>>56217892
Why did you buy lemon seeds from China? You could just buy a lemon from the store, and have your seeds.

Surely it couldn't have been that much cheaper.

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anybody tried something like this?

http://www.ebay. com.au/itm/361567470761?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&var=630945806025&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

>>56219236
you can get legit puer on ali but that looks dodgy as fuck
>11$
>45 years
yeah, no.

>>56221120
>>56221182
Yeah of course I was just asking whether it's actual tea or some kind of tea-flavoured asbestos
Have either of you ever ordered tea off Ali?

>>56221198
yes a lot, and waiting for a puer cake at the moment.

>>56221219
Care to recommend anything?

>>56219398
Mangosteen was from alibaba

You have to get like $500 of mangosteen juice for like $200 shipping.
Still comes out cheaper than nearby chink supermarkets per can though.

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>>56221242
alibaba doesn't seem to show it

>>56221226
I can recommend these stores, they are legit several purchases from them:
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/2069076
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1269947

And if you want to buy puerh this maybe will help you:
http://www.xm-tea.net/how-to-read-the-packaging-of-puer-3.html

Any instrument players ever buy reeds from China? Considering dropping some cash for some but all seem like counterfeit ones

>>56221149
there was a review video for that not long ago in the news. check the previous threads

>>56221340
do you remember around how many threads it was? it looks pretty sweet

>>56221363
here, found it for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euz00E3otlQ

>>56221122

>$0.69 for one organic lemon.
>$0.30 for 50x chink lemon seeds.

We aren't all made of money.

>>56220484
>>56220701
I think the guide is bullshit. most probably, you don't really need the external root... chroot should work just fine, I guess

>>56221275
Try on a real computer.

>>56220753
To add, they have removed any mention of them lowering the declared value to help with custom duties from the Tax/Customs faq, so I guess they will declare everything with real value even if you choose China Post.

Any good chinkphone with an active custom rom community?

>>56221587
Xiaomeme Redmeme Note Meme Pro

>>56221442
so any idea of how to accomplish this?

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>>56220753
>>56221556
Always bet on aliexpress, baby.

>>56221556
bought some shit some days ago.
They declared it with the original price, but marked it as a gift

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What are the symptoms of ass cancer? I need to know for a friend

>>56221556
If your customs are lazy is does not matter.

>>56221621
Damn nigga not taking advantage of JCPenney coupons to get shit for the low/free? Assuming you're in burgerland of course

>>56221646
I'd rather buy it from the chinks than JCP any day. It's the same source anyway.

>>56221372
this was actually the video that led me to thinking about getting one lol. thanks for the link anyways. i think i'll pick one up just to try

>>56221756
b-b-but i don't have a sister

>>56221808
What about a sister (male)?

>>56221816
but that is forbidden love!

>Roses given, fragrance left in hand.
>Please give us a FIVE-STAR Feedback.

>>56221756
>There are people ITT who had sexual intercourse

>>56217921
There's a very easy mod that lets you position the camera upwards, I remember seeing it in one of the video reviews for it on YouTube

>>56218901
Uh, just do a random test with an SD card and see the speed. Windows will show you the speed of file transfer.

>>56218901
CrystalDiskMark Shizuku edition.

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Got some RayBanned glasses :^)

>>56221756
Ikr

>>56221122
That's not how genetics works in regards to commercially grown foods unfortunately.

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SHARK WATCH

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>>56222097
Kinda expensive, who will be the first one to be bitten by this meme

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>>56222110
>48mm
Only those with gorilla hands can pull it out.

>>56222122
Sharks are not for everyone

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A few weeks ago my Razer Deathadder from alie arrived and so far I'm very pleased with the mouse. I switched from a SteelSeries Sensei since the mouse wheel developed a mind of its own and the coating on it started to come off. The only problem with the Razer is that it jitters when I use it on the Xiaomi mousepad, it works fine on my Goliathus. Does anyone have any experience with the extended Goliathus they have on alie, are they genuine?
I also got my set of table tennis balls and they are very good!
I got pic related in the mail yesterday why, I don't know.

>>56222141
>Nipple drinkers
how is that sex dungeon coming along?

Are there any North Face aliexpress counterfeit stores?

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These 3 items, are they worth buying?

How inaccurate is the f91w?
What's the sound quality like on the bluedios?
How accurate is the multimeter?

>>56217479
>in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on
So you're the eggroll hipsters or just commie loving college students?

>>56222197
Link for watch?

>>56222216
I'm just poor

>>56222222
this

>>56222216
We are gamblers, who buy cheap shit then wait if it ever arrives and when it arrives, we hope that it doesn't kill us

>>56222222
Nice digits, hope Confucius smiles on you soon.

>>56222216
I like buying a lot of shit. Makes me feel rich, on a budget.

>>56222197
The f91ws are bad

>>56222222
Repeating digits confirm.

>>56213945
I use the dispatch emails
once I've got it, I delete it

>>56222216

>eggroll hipsters

Is this some kind of chink reference?

>>56222289
probably referencing to Tenga eggs

>>56222218
Here you go brother
Casual Balck
http://s.aliexpress.com/muYfauAv
(from AliExpress Android)

Any website or aliexpress store dedicated to selling clothes?

I mean actual stores that only sell fashion shit, not ali stores selling android tv, dildos and clothes at the same time.

>>56222253
How bad?

>>56222318
Not waterproof +-5 minutes a day bad

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>>56222222
What a waste

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http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/08/23/miui-8-stable-version-xiaomi-phones/

prepare yourselves!

>>56222301
>http://s.aliexpress.com/muYfauAv
Thanks bro

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Star-Wars-Boba-Fett-Figure-Sic-Samurai-Taisho-PVC-170mm-Anime-Star-Wars-Figures-Toys-Realization/32661407488.html
they just painted samurai toy

>>56222316
Why do you care if they sell things other than clothes?

>>56222300

>Tenga egg
>eggroll

Makes sense.

>>56222395
Holy shit their ROM support is fucking outstanding. And Google won't update my Nexus 5 to Android 7.0.

>>56222445
but miui 8 is still android 5.1

>>56222471
Nope, it's 6.0.1

>>56222445
Why they should update a shit phone?

>>56222445
>using official firmware

>>56222520
>botnet meme
you're a funny guy

>>56222527
no one talked about botnet

>>56222553
What's the problem with official firmware is then?

>>56222558
performance

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So, the radio console in my 2008 highlander died. Dealership tells me 1500$ for a new unit so I said fuck that and went to DHgate. Got this for 300, runs Android KitKat and is actually custom made for my cars model so it fits perfectly.

What am I in for with this POS?

>>56222359
Waterproof isn't a problem but holy shit that's bad time.

Any chinkwatches that are digital and don't fuck up the time so much?

>>56222579
I've used non-official ROMs on my Nexus 5 for years and then switched back to the official ROM and noticed no changes. Don't know what your problem is, famalam.

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I dare you to guess what type of product is being advertised here.

>>56222602
If you want a cheap watch go for a legit F91W. It's not expensive.

>>56222663
They're like 20 bucks here

>>56222445
They update the MIUI version but not the Android verion. Certain Redmi phones have the latest MIUI but they're based on 4.4 KitKat.

>>56222606
Maybe you don't do 1337 haxor stuff on your phone?

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>>56222655

>>56222655
An air freshener

>>56222655
Anti-radiation sticker for your phone

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>>56222716
>>56222705
Nope but I would have thought along those lines too

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>>56222702
Hazmat suits

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Who wants an apple watch for less than 3 dollars?

>>56222699
Yeah, I googled around and turns out that is indeed the case. Kinda weird, but I won't be using MIUI anyway.

>>56222700
Like what?

>>56222722
>>56222655
Tea

>>56222722
Some sort of sticker that you put on windows to block radiation

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>>56222722

it's a fucking wifi router

>>56222732
Link

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>>56222732
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>56222781
The fuck?

>>56222194
http://wang568568.v.yupoo.com/

>>56222781
That fucking mouse is a worse radiation source than any router.

>>56221646
>JCPenney coupons to get shit for the low/free? Assuming you're in burgerland of course
I like to get shot, elaborate.

how do I use those yupoo sites?

>>56221428
>$0.30 for 50 Chink Seeds
+ Time to grow (Will take years before it will yield even 1 edible lemon
+ Care given (Watering every couple of days to every week depending on where you live
+ Water (Pretty cheap, but still noticeable)
+ Fertilizer (Don't necessarily need but will contribute to better lemons)
+ Potting mix/soil (Shit ain't often free)
+ Space to grow said lemons (Lemon trees can get big

Basically you're an idiot.

Test

>>56222788
nice, anyone ordered from them ? How to find feedback for such stores ?

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>>56219154
>Does not cut metal
>might be able to engrave phones etc
>Scary CO2 UV 40W water cooled laser tube -like in picture
>Even scattered beams at lowest power level will take out your eye sight instantly
>i'm firing my lazer

Have been able to get the laser cutter to work better and work out lots of its bugs but the software is shitty as fuck.

>>56217850
>this thing is not for total electronics, mechanics, machining, etc noobs because it needs alot of work to make it safe and accurate
>Even scattered/reflected beams at lowest power level will take out your eye sight instantly
>http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2050601.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.XCO2+40W.TRS0&_nkw=CO2+40W&_sacat=0

>>56222851
Read news of previous thread, sellers usually have whatsapp or skype info on their profile

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Hey cunts
my Nomos (replica) knockoff came in with the 22mm mesh strap few days ago.
shit's light af, scared to open it up and find freaking orange peels and communist propaganda inside. both dials work. strap it came with is genuinely like getting handcuffed, mashed it up with my hands and put it on my timex which was sans; i'd say, for about a 1% of the original price, buy this shit.
back looks ultra fake, where the lugs go in case has a few blemishes, nothing visible from afar
some yellow with a pair scissors fucker then stole my three rolexes and made a cartoon with the money after he pawned them

>>56222931
Any links?

>>56222197
I got the bluedios. They are alright for the price. Long range on Bluetooth. The only thing is that the sound has too much bass. Using an equalizer app or lowering the volume helps. I get about 30hours of Bluetooth use.

>>56222942
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/mens-watches-top-brand-luxury-nomos-famous-watches-fashion-casual-leather-men-watches-quartz-watch-clock/32667809482.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10058_10032_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=d846f574-14d7-4076-afe3-e72df50a83d0

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/NEW-Arrival-Watch-Band-18-20-22-24mm-Stainless-Steel-Watch-Mesh-Bands-Strap-For-Wristwatch/32593463050.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10058_10032_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=26be4f5c-e38d-4631-a014-6eb7cee73cc8

Gonna buy nato and perlon straps next

>>56222593
Why don't you put it in and tell us? I'm very intrigued about it.

requesting fake Levi jeans store link [spolier]pls[/sopiler]

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>>56222222
checked.

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Did I do good?

Got
>pic related

For $20 AUD?

SJ5000 2inch Wifi 1080 HD w9 Action Sports camera

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>>56223023

>>56222222
checked

>>56222389
>undeniable truth of most of us buying chink shit
>waste
You need to start apreciating the little things before truly enjoying chink shit.

Are there no chink Vans shoes? I've been looking everywhere to no avail. It's like these guys have the entire Nike/Adidas catalog on check and not a single fucking Vans replica

>>56223023
Link?

>>56223077

Ebay, got lucky I guess as all the other listings for the same item were selling for $85+

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>>56222989
Will do. Hopefully the 8 dollar backup cam works too. It's a big upgrade for my rig, didn't have a screen on my console before.

This thing was comically hard to open. Whoever pacaked it use fluke 3 rolls of tape and a garbage bag.

>>56221646
Please elaborate

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I kinda want one of these leg fedoras...

>>56223285
gay as fuck

>>56222438
Usually those stores sell the crappiest quality possible of everything they offer.

>>56223285
>>56223361
that would only be acceptable if you were already garbed in other utilitarian gear, think going hunting or something like that where you are already covered in packs and pouches, definitely not suitable for casual-wear...

Take it from me that kind of gear isnt comfortable anyway, if its not for a specific purpose just get a backpack or satchel

I can smell burning
electric burning

>>56221946
That's easy enough to do, bit it won't solve the problems of shit camera, frequent failure to record, our the fact that the range on the FPV transmitter is far less than the controller range.

>>56223388
They're surprisingly useful when motorcycling. I keep coins and my mouth fedora in one. Easier to access with bike gloves than my jacket pockets.

>>56223489
>They're surprisingly useful when motorcycling
yeah that'd be a good example of a use-case for it, didn't occur to me, i ride offroad so everything just goes in my camelback.

>>56222881 (You)
>forgot tens of kilovolts of voltage that will jump tens of centimeters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJwUgo4lqx4

>>56222781
You should report it for false advertising- it doesn't block electromagnetic radiation in the slightest if the wifi signal isn't affected by their device.

>>56223599
it's a fucking plastic tube
it's not even worth the time

>>56223632
It's more about letting the chinks know that we aren't actually that stupid

want to revive my old psp.
Will this cause a housefire?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-Home-Wall-Charger-AC-Adapter-Power-Supply-Cord-Cable-For-Sony-PSP-1000-2000-3000/32661292770.html

>>56223669
Get the usb cable instead. Psp charges at 5v, same as your smartphone

>>56223685
This one looks alright?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-Charge-Cable-For-SONY-PSP-1000-2000-3000-FREE-SHIPPING-4-0-1-7MM/32615629059.html

>>56223467
STEP AWAY FROM THE CHINK CHARGER

Is there a chink smartwatch with a metal band yet?

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>>56223546
I'd like to buy one, but I'm scared of it.

Remember to give FIVE star to gearbest products.

>>56223864
I give only one because fuck you

>>56223864
Well if you don't they delete your review anyway

>>56223833
Never mind housefires. That thing would create a blackhole

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>>56223833
if you dont know how to stay safe dont get it.

I promise you this thing can and will first blind you and then electrocute you and then it still gives your rotting corpse a cancer to the brain. All this while setting your house on fire and causing a water damage to the house from the laser tubes cooling.

Also you get chinese spyware from the MoshiDraw software to your loved computer.

You need to know what you are doing when using this chink shit.

Did gearbest get rid of the option to confirm you received the package in exchange for Good Boy Points?

>>56223932
Its not for all orders. Mostly for unregistered mail.

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>>56223919
Sheeeiiiiit

>>56222868
Again >>56222919

>>56220484
Why don't you just run OpenWRT on it and setup a "Free Starbucks Wifi" on it that relays the actual free wifi, while capturing all packets of your "free wifi" interface to sdcard using tcpdump?

Have that setup running here, should do what you want just fine.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgdRqypa2m8

That image quality on the Mi Drone, unf

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I think customs might have taken my shitty powerbank i ordered a month ago
it's getting dangerously close to the end of the estimated delivery period

i think I got chinked for 3 bucks guys

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>>56224040
you and me both, brother. I think I got chinked on these.

>>56224040
Customs did you a favor

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>>56224038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eikqrG-sFR0

>>56224104
I'm in Australia so it probably was our customs
Too bad I fucking ordered before all those chinese stores blocked sending batteries to australia

>>56224038
How much?

>>56224135
it's like 550USD

>>56223997
yes, and the feedback ? if any...

>>56224145
That's way too many dollaroos.

Seller gave fake tracking info but items arrived.
Should I try to chink the chinks?

>>56224206
btw I ordered from eBay

>>56224206
Sellers often give fake tracking. Your shit arrived, what are you complaining about?
>baww the free shipping from the other side of the world on a super-cheap product arrived but the tracking wasn't legit

>>56217970
KEK!

>>56217970
They can. The government puts a lot of effort into making people think knives are illegal but they really aren't.

Customs won't stop knives.
They might stop a sword though

>>56220808
hello my chinkshit reseller friend

>>56224243
'zombie knifes' that neckbeards mount on there wall are now illegal in the uk

>>56224188
Still cheaper than a DJI Phantom

>>56222054
What app is that?

>>56224304
Sure, but I was expecting for Xiaomeme to make it more affordable, like they do with their phones.

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ok, a table sounded like a nice idea. SEK is my local currency, which it makes more sense for me to keep the total in.

>>56224332
That's exactly what they did though, it's the DJI killer because DJI were starting to get a stranglehold on the top end of the quadcopter market.

The Phantom 4 costs $1,399 and the Xiaomi Mi Drone costs $584.49

>>56224332
Xiaomi is aiming to be the next apple you retard.
Phones are only there to undermine markets to gain a foot hold.

Also Xiaomi has been caught multiple times data mining and stealing your information through backdoors on their phones.

If you ever visit china, the privacy minded locals actually turn off and remove their phone batteries when possible because they say the smartphones are wiretapped.

>>56221727
linkkkk

>>56218440
I got Elephone P9000 lite. It'd be a fucking good phone if not for the materials used, which are so shit, that after a few months of usage the rim of the phone lacks paint, the screen is scratched as fuck, and don't even get me started on the Gyroscope - which is clearly not there. The sim card tray is fucked so much it somehow sometimes disconnects the SIM at random times. Also USB C is a meme that should be avoided as of now-i got USB2.0 in USB C disguise... The good thing is, that newer models like P9000 and P8000 got their source released for public, so XDA can fuck em up good with some ye olde Cyanogenmod Love.

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>>56224442

>>56224476
Are you trying to suggest that the chinese government does not monitor its citizens

>>56224483
Xiaomi =/= Chinese Government

>>56224476
The data and sensitive information part is already proven.

The chinese government is also proven to wiretap and make people who say bad things about the government disappear, they just somehow find their way to be an organ donor.

Heck they even make HKers disappear, bookstore owners that sold books banned in china but were legal in HK started disappearing one by one.

>>56224498
Xiaomi is deeply in bed with the commie government, countries in SEA are already banning Xiaomi phones for people holding data sensitive positions in the governments.

>>56224206
You don't need fake tracking for that. "It's broken", get full refund

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>>56224442
>you retard

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

new thread when?

>>56224579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mdM1HFZLC4

>>56224579
https://youtu.be/wSRylVSfxyw

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This will be good for going to the grocery store and not getting shot.

>>56224498
You don't understand china at all

Can someone recommend me cheap chink soldering iron?
Thinking about getting this http://www.banggood.com/Mustool-MT223-60W-Adjustable-Temperature-Electric-Soldering-Iron-with-5pcs-Solder-Tips-p-1077119.html

>>56224621
Is 4.5mm thick enough? I'm sure the plates in my vest are at least 15mm

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>>56224579

>>56224693
Buy it and test it for /csg/. It's only level III thought, not IIIA like most plates these days.

>>56224572
You're just clueless, I've actually went to a business meeting with some chinese business men buying a couple cargo containers of LCD panels of different sizes and they turned off their phones in the warehouse before talking about prices. This is how I learned of the china phone wiretapping.
I then spent the next couple of days packing said LCD panels for shipment

I would never buy low end china brand phones for a couple reasons.

One being the potential wiretap, the second being I was contracted to a printing company who's owner had another company that "recycles" electronic waste, one of them being LCD panels. They have a warehouse full of panels of varying sizes from places like Chimei and AU Optronics that work but didn't quite pass QC, they paid the company I was contracted to to "dispose" of them.

The recycling company sent contracted workers and others like me into the factory to receive the shipments of panels, we were instructed to scan and take some of the worst panels and smash them up and take pictures so give to the panel companies to show that we were "disposing" the panels, but to truck the rest of the panels to the warehouse for sorting and selling to other chinese business men who buy them for cheap and make cheap shit.

The only protective equipment supplied by the company was cheap cotton workers gloves with palm lined with anti slip rubber.
Glass and other panel shards easily pass through the gloves and shred your hands if you aren't careful, when you rub your hands together when washing some tiny shards would cut your hands if you didn't properly remove them before.

I was contracted by the ad company to fix computers, but the owner supposedly liked me so he had me doing these extra income jobs on the side. He's recycling company is basically an empty shell with a couple of warehouses, he just hires day workers to haul stuff or have contracted workers from his other companies make some side income.

>>56224731
Sounds like a normal day in china, i expect all of that, and I dont care about some chink wiretapping my phone.

>>56224731
I love stories like these

>>56224731
>>56224794
me too, thanks

>>56224719
III is a higher rating than IIIA

>>56224621
>free shipping
What a deal

>>56223388
If you using a backpack already, need quick accessible bag (phone,wallet, etc.) and ride a motorcycle, these are the best option.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/bag_on_side_of_leg/32618547769.html

mine above. I don't use the secondary strap on it as it is indeed too homo looking, also unnecessary if you're unfit and slow moving like me.

>>56224840
It's probably really level II but they fucked up or are chinking potential buyers.

>>56225010
Well you're not going to be getting many refunds either way