/csg/ - Chink Shit General

wew, was about to link everyone to the new thread and it 404'd. Thanks based mods.

>>56158507
I made the other OP and couldn't agree more. Thanks for making a proper one.

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As a counter to the mysterious German fingers' repetitive anti shark posting, I thought I'd share with you the test results from my 64GB card that arrived yesterday.

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Received 5 pcs 250*200*3mm heating bed block insulation cotton for my 3D Printer, the shipping went super fast to France, 11 days via China Post Registered Air Mail.

>>56158545
Don't try to refute him, he'll just get madder.

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>>56158480
Got off work early today, was making thread when this one popped up. You missed some news.


>News
• Anon posts Quadcopter webm footage of his H20C >>56148112 >>56148238
• Prompting another anon to post webms of his XK 250 Alien >>56148307 >>56148370 >>56148991 gives good advice >>56151097
• Anon buys a chinese fap egg >56149019 >>56149361 >>56149211 >>56149302
• Anon's watch is faulty, looks nice though >>56149024 >>56150575
• Anon receives Triforce keychain >>56149875
• Anon has a new Jinhao pen >>56152297 >>56152335
• Anon reviews a bunch of things including a chink parker pen >>56153649
• After a couple of weeks of use the Vernee Thor is having serious issues >>56156099
• Anon bought 6 pack of "zweihnder" LED bulbs no sign of house fire yet >>56156342
• Anon asks AliExpress seller for DW version of watch, gets it >>56157346 >>56157519 >>56157369
• Seconds before the thread's death anon posts his fake DW >>56157603

>>56158569
It's not like getting a DOA product is something exclusive to chinkshit buying, but yeah, sure.

I'm just surprised how a person can turn into a raging FUD machine after having bad luck with a $5 card.

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>>56158586
Previous thread >>56148077

Nice and early. What are some good chinkshit recommendations? Thinking on getting an xiaomeme power bank

Woah, do you actually summarize previous threads in the OP? What a comfy general you have here lads.

>>56158624
If you go traveling at all get the Xiaomeme USB light and fan to; they're excellent companions for it.

Reposting from previous thread because it 404ed not long after:

>>56154663
On the off chance that you're still here:

https://file.io/KKPMTt

This isn't quite the raw footage from the camera, which is fucking huge thanks to MJPEG compression (about 1GB/3min). I reencoded it at settings which don't cause an appreciable loss of quality when watching normally on my TV.
The occasional dropped frame is down to the terrible micro SD card I'm using while I wait for my Shark.

>>56158689
>This isn't quite the raw footage from the camera, which is fucking huge thanks to MJPEG compression (about 1GB/3min). I reencoded it at settings which don't cause an appreciable loss of quality when watching normally on my TV.
How about encoding it to h254 with crf 0 setting?

https://trac.ffmpeg.org/wiki/Encode/H.264#LosslessH.264

>>56158586
Did the fake DW watch have a second hand?

>>56158786
It has hour and minute hands

Give me the best chinkmemes 2016, I will buy them all.

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Anyone got one of these and can tell me if they compare at all to the DS4/XBONE controller?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Genuine-Xiaomi-Mi-Wireless-Bluetooth-Game-Handle-Controller-Remote-Joystick-GamePad-For-Android-Smart-TV/32600380159.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10055_10037_10054_301_10059_10058_10032_10017_106_105_104_103_10060_102_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_2&btsid=e641ecf7-cfa9-4080-b4a2-f700ad09a918

>>56158801
Thanks

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IR filter/meme power idiot continuing the daily chain of shite delivered to my house.

It's another quality meme purchase, but what will it be this time?

>>56158834
I'd rather pay the money and get a quality XBONE controller. At least I know that it'll feel good and it won't fall apart on me in a year.

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These glasses are for sex

>>56158879
Idk, quality control of XBONE and the dualshock 4 controllers is pretty low, I'm not sure if xiaomi ones could have lower build quality.

>>56158834
Would also be interested in this.

>>56158707
Tried that and got no meaningful reduction in filesize.

>>56158870
Take your unboxing bullshit to YouTube where the userbase is cretinous enough to care, please.

>>56151129
>20 eurobucks for 4gb
I remember when 256mb flash drives cost $29.99.

>>56158810
Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro / Redmi 3S
Xiaomi 10Ah power bank
Xiaomi XL mouse pads
KZ ATE / Rock Zircon / Xiaomi Piston 3 / Xiaomi Hybrids
Mixza (shark) micro SD cards
Fake Raybans
Fake DW watch
Mi Band 1s / Mi Band 2

>>56158917
t. Xiaomi rep

你好

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How chink'd will I be with that hat and speaker, I also bought a chinese benis pump because fuck it's USB powered!

>>56158679
Save some space (and money) and get one of those USB card-style LED nightlights.

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>>56158914

point taken, I'll skip to the goods. Xiaomi meme band 1. too poor for the newer one

>>56158834
I have one and the quality is excellent definitively better quality than xbox and ps controllers.

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>>56158952
>>56158897
>>56158879
>>56158834
This pic is the reason why I'm interested, looks like they put at least a bit of thought into the controller instead of making the triggers just buttons (which is what 99% of those shitty 3rd parties use) instead of analog.

>>56158932
Recommend me a better/cheaper phone, power bank, fitness band that isn't Xiaomi. I would like to explore alternatives

>>56158968

>recommend me
>do my work for me

the wiki exists for a reason

>>56158975
I wrote some of those pages there lel

>>56158968
but that's impossible anon : ^ )

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Redmi 4 and Redmi Note 4 specs:
http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/08/17/xiaomi-redmi-4-r/

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WeMos D1 arrived!
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/D1-mini-Mini-NodeMcu-4M-bytes-Lua-WIFI-Internet-of-Things-development-board-based-ESP8266/32529101036.html

>>56158964
I've heard good things about the Xiaomi Gamepad.

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>>56158545
>>56158612

you're not talking about this >>56151129 post in the OP right? I'm not even German.

>when u get quoted in the csg OP twice

this pleases my inner (You)-collector

PS: sorry to anyone who ctrl+f'd (You) :^)

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>>56159013
Review?

>>56158934
Xiaomeme one has a flexible neck and is much easier to post for comfy reading while in a tent/bed. The el cheapo bare PCBs with an LED on are less practical

>>56158964
It's an exact copy of an xbox 360 in terms of functionality except that it has an added accelerometer that you can only really use on their tv boxes.

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I got my Gaybeast Mitu mousepad.

Not much to say, it's plenty big for me, the material is good, it looks good. I just hope it'll straighten out over time, as the crease is little annoying.

>>56158948
This has a vibrating alarm, doesn't it? Is it any good?

>>56159119
Looks surprisingly nice, this does look surprisingly big do you have a bovine mousepad for comparison?

>>56159147
bovine mousepads are small despite being called "Large Mousepad"

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>none of your chinkshit has arrived
im losing it, lads

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>>56159147
No, but I do have a Razer Deatheradder and a 9.7" tablet

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Just a quick update on my Chuwi Vacuum Cleaner i got earlier today.

It looks a bit expensive, low noise, around 2 hours of battery life and vacuums just fine.

On the negative side its stupid as fuck, driving around in circles and bumping into everything for 20min when returning to its charging station.

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>>56156099 →
I just have Thor coming, should i return it?

>>56159219
How did your cat react to it?

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Keyboard/case arrived for my Teclast x80 Pro shit posting machine.

Setting up the Bluetooth keyboard was easy and overall it works pretty well.

>>56159138

just charging it now, will update when I figure it out

>>56159223
Return that shit immediately, it's absolute trash.

>>56159001
Shit! No snapdragon?

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>serotonine release from ordering chink shit
>at least 1 order per day, so they won't come at the same time
>sudden depression when I realize I have to wait a month or more because chinks stopped using tracked mail
JDIMSA

>>56159242
Wasn't happy at first, but now hes just curious.

>>56159219
Which one you get?

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Chinkd
I guess this is a reminder to order chink shit individually instead of all in 1 order

>>56159119
link pls

>>56159369
http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_403685.html

>>56159219
can you link it anon

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>>56159138
I've had one for about a year. Band is starting to deteriorate, but can't ask much as it's been on pretty much 24/7.

Alarm works alright, has one of those "easy wakeup" things where it wakes you up based on deep sleep. Speaking of which it tracks sleep aswell, which can be kind of cool to see how much sleep you've been getting

Pedometer is meh, it goes off alot when not walking and just doing normal stuff, usually has an extra mile or two clocked in.

The notification buzz thing is really the main point for me, as I always have my phone on vibrate but never feel it vibrate. I can set custom colors to each notification, like flash red for gmail, yellow for text, blue for discord, etc.

Battery life is insane, get about 70 days on lighter usage, 45ish on really heavy usage.

would recommend for $15.

pic related, battery is starting to go downhill after a year.

>>56159378
hey thats pretty cheap, thanks

>>56159395
It's definitely worth it. I'm impressed.
With that said, I don't know how it compares to any other mousepad, as I've been using the same glass mousepad for the past 7 years or so.

memefy your ishit 5

www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-2015-Retail-1pc-Memes-4chan-Mem-Protective-White-Hard-Case-Cover-For-Iphone-5-5S/32306000630.html

>>56159219
Please put cat on top of device and take pic.

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>>56159391
>tfw I miss my mi band who plopped out the band when I was cycling

Fuck it, getting paid tomorrow and ordering the meme band 2

whats the difference between the first meme band and the second meme band?

>>56159391
What the..

I get 2 weeks battery life..

I guess it's probably because I use it with Smart Lock.

>>56159419
why do I see a star next to your "Anonymous"?

>>56159440
Second has a screen for the time (holy shit this is my only complaint, makes it worth it alone), and also has a heart rate monitor for more accurate fitness tracking.

>>56156322
No they weren't. that was about the apollo lite. also everyone said it's literally their first phone as a company and everyone should beware. stick to the known chink brands, there are plenty.

>>56159457
he's a faggot who types in his name as anonymous with a star next to it in the post box

>>56159440
There are four models:

Mi Band: Comes with RGB LED's
Mi Band 1A: White LED's only
Mi Band 1S: White LED's and heart rate sensor
Mi Band 2: Display and heart rate sensor

>>56159453
I actually use smart lock as well, works great on my OPO. Maybe I got a good lottery or something? Does your device have low-power bluetooth mode or whatever?

>>56159462
>>56159470
thank you. so it functions as a watch? pretty cool desu. not sure if it's worth the extra money though. also idk if wearing one will make me look autistic. what do you think?

>>56159426
Forgot to mention I'm actually on my second one as well, I lost my first 5 months in. I want to gift out my mi band so i have an excuse to get the 2nd, but it's also good to wait longer as the price will go down to hopefully $25 range.

>>56159361
That's not chinked. that DHL'd. everyone would have told you about their made up BS charges if you'd ask.

>>56159471
how far away does the smart lock work? if it has like a meter range thats fine but i live with other people and i don't want someone to be able to use it if they're 10m away.

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>>56159486
Most normies just think it's a wierd fitbit. Nobody really cares, and if it has a watch face it will be more practical than just a wierd band.

>>56159457
It meant someone gifted him a month's worth of 4chan gold based on the quality of one of his posts.

>>56159351
>>56159379

ILIFE V5.
http://www.gearbest.com/smart-home/pp_217065.html?wid=21

>>56159471
I have a Moto X Style, so it's no old slouch by any way.

>>56159508
thanks anon. is it waterproof?

>>56159504
I can't choose all of them?
I mean, it's really all of them.
I like getting packages all the time, but I also like saving money on buying chink versions of items I would've bought otherwise.
I'm also doing it out of boredom.

>>56159504
Jesus fuck the new strawpoll is fugly.

>>56159502
I haven't tested, but I'd have to guess around 4 walls thick, or about 30ft, it semi works 2 rooms away from my bedroom.

>>56159504
all 3

>>56159486
Mi Band 2 functions as a watch, yeah.

It won't make you look autistic, don't worry.

>>56159520
Yep. Although I still remove it while having a bath.

>>56159532
>>56159535
You have to choose 1 familia

>>56159533
I agree

>>56159520
Yup. Rain / shower / sweat haven't had any apparent damage, although I usually take it off for showers anyways.

>>56159517
Maybe you just got unlucky or something. I can't think of anything in particular that would give crap battery besides buzzing it 100 times per day.

>>56159534
ah thats a bit annoying. so if i was a couple rooms away it'd still be useable? may as well not have a lock at all.. anyway, when i receive my meme phone i'll just use the fingerprint reader anyway.

>>56159504
I would also pick all 3 but it's mostly because I have nothing better to do.

>>56159504
As hoarder it's just cheaper to buy cheap chink shit instead of expensive brand crap.
I don't care of items, buying is fun.

>>56159550
Could be, yeah.

>>56159557
Yeah it's meant more for if you leave your phone in a building and go out to your car - it would lock in situations where strangers would have access, but not in situations where you are somewhat close to your phone.

>>56159571
hmm thats not really what i want

>>56159504
This new design is an eyesore

>>56159579
Then you can just leave it off. It's still really useful otherwise, I mainly use it to check out sleep tracking and get notifications

>>56159504
>no option for a frugal jew

>>56159593
yeah so if i don't care about seeing the time i can just get the 1s or something?

>>56159600
Yep.

wow this is cheap as fuck i'm probably gonna get it: http://www.gearbest.com/smart-wristband/pp_259237.html?wid=21

thanks to all the anons who answered my questions

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Since I didn't use paypal are they trying to chink me be refunding through paypal?

>>56159600
Yep. I'd recommend the very first version - colored LED's are a nice touch, or if you want the fitness tracking you can go for that 3rd iteration.

>>56159622
it's so it doesn't go towards their seller stats, you can push for them to just refund you normally or accept the paypal. but don't close the dispute until you've received the paypal refund.

>>56159622
>>56159646
Yeah, it's because of the rating.
Had the same once too. They even refunded more than I've spent.

>>56159622
it'll probably mean you get the refund faster desu because credit card refunds take a few days..

>>56159646
>>56159662
guess I'll give it a go then

>>56159676
true. I'm not going to starve over waiting for a couple bux though. I just don't want them pulling some shit though paypal.

>>56159059
There's an angry German who received a defective shark card and repeatedly posts H2testw results while holding up the card in front of it, with his fingers blacked out in the picture because he's paranoid and/or a nail-biter. I don't know his end game.

If it was me I'd RMA that thing and go on with my life after making a couple shitposts about it.

>>56159251
Link to case?

>>56159719
it's pissphone, he just wants to discredit /csg/. i think shark cards are just rebadged samsung memory anyway.. anyway i'm pretty sure the guy just pulled out the card halfway through the test.

how can i distinguish between fake and genuine xiaomi hybrid?

>>56159882
buy off gearbest

>>56159887
i already bought http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Hybrid-Earphone-with-Mic-Remote-Headphones-Headset-for-Xiaomi-Mobile-Phone-ear-Headphones-Redmi/32587189122.html and they came today

>>56159944
Listen to them, but for that price they have to be original. If the sound is crystal clear, you have the hybrids.

>>56159486
Have owned both a Mi Band and now a Mi Band 2, can confirm the Mi Band got a few questions and weird looks, the Mi Band 2 looks much more normal and just seems like a small digital watch if nothing more.

Would definitely recommend the Mi Band 2, the lack of a display/time was my only complaint with the original band.

Battery life with the new band seems to be much worse though, but it's still like a few weeks at least. I use it with pretty much all the features though, notifications, sleep tracking, alarms and smart lock with my phone.

Anyone know any cheap full profile reduced width (tkl or smaller)? Rubber dome is fine, only price matters.

>>56159819
nice referral, faggot

>>56159882
if it sounds like crap, it's fake.

if you can't tell if something sounds like crap or not you should be buying 1$ earphones instead.

any recommended microSD to SD card adapters?

Anyone know of any cheap full profile (as opposed to laptop-like low profile) reduced width (tkl and the like) keyboards? Rubber dome is fine, only price matters.
Searching right now, but can't find anything so far.

>>56160039
Oh it is did not see the aff click.

>>56160009
Does Mi Band 2 functionality work with anything on these phones or are you locked into using their software?

>>56158933
>Chinese penis pump
Enjoy your johnson being ripped off

>>56159992
>>56160055
shieeeeet buttons dont work

>>56160073
I'm pretty sure any micro sd to sd adapter will do because they don't contain any electronics, all they do is make the card bigger.

micro sd cards are just normal sd cards that are smaller.

>>56160165
The buttons only work if you have a recent android phone that supports them, they don't work on ishit.

>>56160136
What functionality are you referring too?
The notifications can be customised however you like with the Mi Band Tools app, and you can change the vibration pattern and icon so you can tell what notification it is without pulling out your phone.

>>56159119
to get rid of the crease, try putting a lot of weight on it and leave it for a while. a few textbooks should work.
also if it's made out of safe materials, you could try ironing it

>>56160177
Is this in any way different to what Mi Band 1S can do?

>>56160190
As far as notifications, the Mi Band 1S allows customisation of the colour of the LED, but no app icon (because it has no display) and no vibration customisation as far as i'm aware.

>>56160176
i have fuckin xiaomi redmi note 3 pro snapdragon 3gb ram 32 gb rom global stable miui 7

>>56160185
I'll try putting something heavy on it when I go to bed.
Thanks

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Cubot Note S - first impressions/Mini review (sorry for shitty english)
I bought it chinkphone due to my SGS2 dying, the main reason to buy it was that this phone was the cheapest one with 5.5 inch screen and 2gb of ram in my country (about 100$).

With the phone you get the basic things like quick start guide, usb cable and charging brick plus case and pre-installed screen protector.

The phone is mainly made with soft, smooth plastic,bezel is... Well, meh, it's metal but easy to be mistaken for plastic... But what matters is that the phone seems to be made using a good plastic - it doesn't make any unpleasant cracks while touching or pressing it. It's also a bit heavy due to big battery, but i don't take it as a bad thing - i like when phone has its weight.

The rear cover is removable, under it you find two sim card slots and one microSD card slot.

Phone runs Android 5.1. I cannot really tell about it's performance in it because flashing Android 6.0 was the first thing i did. All i can tell is that it has installed custom launcher and clean master. Also, trying to flash TWRP on this phone with installed 5.1 makes the screen in recovery unresponsive. this bug doesn't appear in TWRP installed in 6.0 though.

Anyway, in 6.0 this phone works wonderfully. since i got it i didn't suffered any lags or other problems.

The most notice thing that you can see in that phone is big battery - 4150 mah, and it does good to this phone, it can easily stay a day of normal usage and few hours of playing games/anything other heavy.

And yes, games. Mediatek 6850 does decend job at running games, in GTA san andreas it handles stable 30fps on high settings with classic shadows.

Now, they are few bad things - Lack of LTE, Meh quality speaker but the worst thing in it is Terrible camera - if you want to make a photos without a good light, good luck for you.
Still. This phone costed me around 100$, so i can't really complain about it

tl;dr its a great low budget phone.

>>56160240
Are you sure that they don't work?

what does the sound quality say?

>>56160216
Oh shit, I've literally never seen the LEDs on Mi Band 1S in action. I thought they were only white, but if they're RGB then it makes the whole thing a lot more appealing to me.
Thanks!

>>56160244
It's going to take a while with that method, I'll tell you that much. Expect a few days before you see significant results.

>>56160264
my bad anon apparently it only has white. I had the original Mi Band which was RGB, didn't think they would remove that and go to white only with the newer ones..

>>56160271
If I can find an iron, I'll try that. I doubt I can, though.

But the crease has already gotten much better, so I don't even think it'll be necessary.

What happened to aliexpress search? Can't exclude words anymore.

>>56160165
Did your hybrids come with a small QR code tag attached to the cable?
The ones I bought from Gearbest did

anybody know a good keyboard i can get?

>>56160264
>>56160285
Honestly, the Mi Band 2 is without a doubt the one to go for, only a bit more expensive but unless you're planning on wearing the band with a watch, the quick access to time (which can be activated just by lifting your arm up, and the function works surprisingly well) makes it well worth it in my opinion.
Plus the icon logos makes setting up your notifications much easier and quicker to see what they are when it vibrates.

>>56160316
i should clarify i want rubber dome and cheap as a backup

>>56160240
did you go into the options and change the headphone type to your model?

>>56160177
not him, but I have a fitbit with heart rate, and it only lets you see your heart rate on the app or the band, won't pipe it to any other apps, or even live graph it which is fucking ridiculous because a live graph is the only reason I shelled out the cash for it. Does it show up as a bluetooth HR on Strava, OR live graph HR on its app?

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>>56160256
>>56160315
>>56160340
I put them in all the way through, now they work perfectly
Thank you

>>56160317

I'd agree with you but isn't it like three times the price of the 1S?

>>56159732
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32269342541.html?aff_click_id=8a3dcf82687148f6a0cfbfa5336276e6-1471620128971-04262-yZVJeUrzN&aff_platform=y

>>56160285
Wait, what? I just watched a video of RGB LEDs on a Mi Band. Did they change them to white only in some version? Or is that a knockoff?

>>56160422
very first gen had them, subsequent have white only

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>>56159882
>Check for any sign of glu on the in the earpice
>Check for the QR authencity code (althought i imagine they could copy this too)
>Check for the weight of the unit, these weight nothing, they are like thin paper weight jeje
>Check any sign of bad quality signs besides signs of glue like finish problem in the cabling, etc.

>>56160362
There is a continous tracking feature in the popular 3rd party Mi Tools app which records your HR every hour until you stop it or until a certain time, but no graphing sadly.
For other features though, it does sync with Google Fit.

>>56160389
stop posting referrals FFS

>>56160389
reported for affiliate

>>56160461
It seems like I'd have to buy a chest band or something just to watch a graph of my HR with decent polling time. I just want to train like a robot :^(

>>56158480
Im desperated now

,Thanks for your reply ,we sincerely sorry for this delay
.Kindly review our warranty :http://www.gearbest.com/about/warranty-and-return.html.We regret that we could not afford the return shipping fee as policy .After checking with our manager ,we would able to refund you 50USD then you can keep the item .Will you accept the solution ?We look forward to hearing from you ,Best Regards
pengmi


Thank you for contacting Gearbest.
Please review our warranty here:http://www.gearbest.com/about/warranty-and-return.html
We have received your information.

I am sorry to tell you that your order is now Paypal management, we can not handle a refund in this situation.
If you want the 50USD refund, please close the Claim first.

I am sincerely sorry for this issue and empathize with your feelings.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.

Best Regards
Adria
Gearbest Customer Service
http://www.gearbest.com/


I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD TRUST THEM

>>56160538
how much was the item??

>>56160563
$110

Paypal doesn't want to cover shipping costs which are 90 usd

>>56160325
just get a $3 keyboard from any shop

>>56160538
Should have gone to them first as they would have been able to do more for you (destroy it to receive new one/full refund) but a 50 dollar refund isn't bad either.

>>56160576
$50 is probably the best you're gonna get dude.
Take it.

>>56160538
if you close the claim you won't be able to open a new one even if they max chink you.

just saying.

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Got new chink shit this week:
>Sanrenmu 7112, 9054
>Digital calipher 100mm
>2x NCR18650B battery
>Audio casette adapter
>Nitecore UM10 charger
>KZ ED9
Got any questions? Ask!

Also, which bluethooth is /g/ approved? Xiaomi offers several options, i want the best one, can anyone help me?

>>56160606
Problem is that paypal doesn't give a flying fuck

>>56160576
what item?

>>56160641
Teclast x80 pro + accesories

>>56160591
they wanted me to pay 50 usd to get a new one lol

>>56160658
and whats wrong with it?

>>56160364
http://www.mi.com/verify/hsyz/index.html?eUH7a2de38997ac2488487cd801859c0c72SKA
shit they are fakes

>>56160677
The verification service for the hybrids is down, that's the same page I got

>>56160677
D I S P U T E
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>>56160712
>>56160711
sorry, my mistake:
D O N ' T D I S P U T E
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>>56160672
TF card reader is not working, charger stopped working (only works when completely turned off)

>>56160723
sell the old one for 50usd as parts to finance the replacement

>>56160468
>>56160487
Go back to Lithuania, cunt.

>>56160677
http://m.mi.com/hsyz.html?eUH7a2de38997ac2488487cd801859c0c72SKA
ok now it works

>>56160723
>charger stopped working
There's a fix for that, Google it.
>TF not reading
Use a tiny flash drive

>>56160538
what fucking country do you live in that it costs that much to send it back for replacement?

>>56160779
Tried everything, could you provide the link?
>>56160780
South America

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>>56160764
oh hell yea dude it's you again

>>56160764
no, you fuck off, posting referrals is against the rules

>>56160800
south america isn't a country

>>56160389
Shill links are not allowed.

>>56160806
Anon asked for the link of the item I brought you spegetti pocket autist.

How is this any different to the anon that posted the link to the robot vaccuume he brought when asked?

Kys

>>56160611
I have a UM10 coming my way and it will probably arrive next week, as well as a pair of digital calipers (from recent GB flash sale). How's yours doing?

>>56160847
robot vacuum guy was nice and didn't put a referral link :)

>>56160800
Find it yourself, DJ_Tomato

>>56160806
Just report and move on. Don't give him the attention he's looking for.

Anyone know where I can find fake Levi's shirts? My little sister wants some.

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Should I pull the trigger on Piston Hybrid or wait for Piston Hybrid 2 ?

>>56160946
What the fuck did you just call me?

>>56161059
Neither. KZ ED7 are the new memephones.

>>56161031
She does, but how is that related?

>>56161074
http://techtablets.com/forum/topic/teclast-x80-pro-wont-charge-unless-completely-power-off/

>>56161059
Go for them they are great.

>>56161077
Better than zircons?

>>56160177
I realize my question wasn't exactly well written, sorry about that.

What I wanted to ask was if you can make use of most of the band's functionality without using Xiaomi software, but if it can be hooked into Google Fit and similar apps then that sounds like what I'd hoped for.

Buying a device where all functionality is locked behind vendors tools you have no idea when will get discontinued isn't something I can get very excited about.

>>56161087
why did you have to make it real tho

>>56161077
>>56161092
The new memephones are the VE monks
Maybe better than the zircons

>>56161115
VE Monks vs KZ ED7 comparison when

>>56160922
School me then. How do I link the case/keyboard without it being a referral link?

Anon wanted the link so I went to the link and literally copied and pasted it.

My apologies anyway, I didn't mean to put myself in the sorry.

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https://youtu.be/heSo765pDVk
Fucking chinks, even they can't shill right

>>56160874
Great. Caliper is precise, easy to use and comes with a battery, but care about braking it. It's just plastic after all.
The UM10 is good and i like the backlit LCD display, imo it's just a little too pricey, but you get some quality in return.

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Here is the sun $2 18650 charger I was talking about the other day.

>>56161199
*sub $2. sorry, autocorrect

>>56161199
$2 for the sun is a good price

>>56161153
remove anything after the html

>>56161199
How long does it take for the sun to charge the battery anon?

>>56161173
Well really, if he wanted anyone to help on a normie forum then posting an expletive-laden rant with an animu avatar wasn't the best way to go about it.

>>56161249
That makes no sense. Deleting everything after HTML would mean no link.

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>>56161085
Brutal

>>56161077
>>56161092
>>56161115
>>56161151
Has anyone ever tried KZ ED7 or Monks? Personally i've never heard or read from either.
I think i'll buy Zircons anyways, after all chink shit is dirt cheap.

Shameless self bump >>56160611 Does anyone know about Xiaomi bluetooth speakers and which one is the best?

>>56161287

are you thinking of http?

>>56161191
I bought the UM10 instead of a cheap no-brand charger because I'm an idiot and I don't want to burn my house down, and I figure it's better safe than sorry.

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Ran into this while looking for fixed knives. Anyone know anything about HX Outdoors?

>>56161307
I've heard good things about the monks from someone who actually has them.

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Have any of you gotten one of these before? It's double layered cotton, sewed shut. Feels quite exquisite, in a poor rice peasant sort of way.

What are some good HDMI cables? I need 5 to 6m (15' to 20').

>>56161329
Looks like edgy garbage.

>>56161361
I want edgy garbage.

>>56161344
Never gotten a package that big except my headphones, what did you get?

>>56161265
No more than a few hours.

>>56161345
Any dude
Hdmi cables are digital
They either work or they don't

>>56161367
Get this instead.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/knife-for-homosexuals/32676769572.html

>>56161329
Woah, almost 9 inches. I guess it would work great for compensating for the lacking 6 inches.

Don't forget to order a wide brimmed fedora and a trench coat with that.

>>56161319
That was my thought, too. They could lower the price by 1-2$ imo.

>>56161342
I only saw some anon posting about >muh 320 ohm IEM here..

>>56161329
tacticool trash

>>56159732
Fixed. Sorry anon I fucked up and posted a referral link.

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32269342541.html

Vicky's store is back up, he better ship my shit soon.

>>56161382
Well, I want one that works and maybe doesn't get its connector ripped off after 2 times plugging it in so I kinda thought someone could share their experience with their choice of cable.

Did any of you guys had experience with Phillips SHE3590/3580 and used Zircons? Should I get a pair of cheapo SHE again or order Zircons?

>>56161377
>what did you get?
inb4 two way dragon dildo vibrator

>>56161416

amazon basics are cheap as fuck and decent

Someone asked in there last thread about the Robo vacuum

>>56157080
The v5s has it, is really nice, I still have to look for some replacement filters, on the package you get extra filter, mop, set of brushes.

Overall good, still have to do a normal vacuum once a month.

>>56161415
>vicky
>he

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Xiaomi Mi5 got another discount, starts from 285$ for 32GB and 340$ for 64GB.

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/xiaomeme5/1986585_32632847013.html

I just keep waiting, with 10$ discount per week eventually it will cost 0$ and I'll be able to afford it.

>>56161452
The MiBand 2 already dropped to $30 over at Gearbest.

>>56161329
>Wants outdoors knife
>Has never left the basement

The irony

>>56161430
off to ali I go!

>>56161344
No, but I've gotten a fancy envelope with postal stamps totaling over twice of what I paid for the item.

>>56161479
Eehhh, I'll get it at 25$.

Excuse my stupid question, but why do you murricans fall for this chink shit meme? I clearly see why ruskys (and other cis scum) such as myself buy all the xiaomi shite instead of apple/samsung bc 200 bucks is half of medium salary across the country, cant see the point of fat murrican pricks with 10 bucks/hour salary buying chinese shite and being happy with it.

>>56161377
A ton of foam, inside of which was an another more generic plastic package, inside of which was tape and bubble wrap, and inside of that there was a bottle of perfume.

>>56160020
>>56160094

3rd post might be the charm?

>>56161501
there was a coupon to get it for 27 on banggood last week or so, maybe that is still active?

>>56161504
The cheaper it is, the more you can have.
That and buying chink shit is actually quite fun.
It's so cheap to americans that it's like throwaway money

>>56160325
>>56160316

if you keep asking maybe somebody will care right?

>>56161504
because 95% of amerifat here are smelly trump voting neets

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>>56161504
I want to go back in time to when 1 USD was 35 RUB and buy twice the chinkshit I can buy now. I'd almost feel like an american.

>>56161385
Are those double edged? Cos a single edge ain't cutting it for me.

Also I have actually trained with those at my kung fu school, pretty cool huh.

>>56161504
NEET and no real income, also I just have a fascination for bang for your buck items so I will buy locally if it's a better deal and have in the past (like my tablet).

>>56161504
I still save money buying most chinkshit. It's not as much as third worlders in Europe or Aus/NZ but saved money is saved money.

>>56161540
>second post one minute after the first offering more information
stop sperging out nerd

>>56161452
Guess it's selling like shit. also that's the underclocked SD820 version.
Price matches other chinkphones with same specs Zuk Z2/ Le Max 2 with the proper SD820.

>>56161385
I don't even play CS

>>56161504
I'm a murrican prick and I make $8.50 an hour, thank you very much.

>>56161576
>also that's the underclocked SD820 version
I think 32GB has the underclocked, but 64GB and 128GB have the real deal.

>>56161572
>posts 4 times in a thread about wanting a keyboard

>>56161592
i just posted those two faggot get your eyes checked

>>56161520
>more

Like more of buggy miui shit or more of useless Lao Dicc Computahs Central Processing Units?

There is no even official CM for all those shitty pieces of plastic. The unofficial is better than miui yet is still shite.

>>56161547
Mum wont buy them an iphone or sum other basement dweller here said that apple is sin?

>>56161610
>posting 15 times in a thread asking about a keyboard

>>56161556
Edgy

>>56161511
Your samefag detector is broken. Get a refund.

>>56161610

suuuuuuure

>>56160020
>>56160094
>>56160325
>>56160316

>>56161552
rip 2010. I cri everytim

>>56161556
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/enough-edges-for-edglord-anon/32376063185.html

>>56161643

sure we just have an influx of faggots asking about rubber dome keyboards right?

>>56161585
Yes, the <$300 model has the gimped one. still not a bad deal I guess.

>>56161552
Too bad the chinkshit was waaay too shitty then.

>>56161582
Just you wait, I make $2/hour and live in the biggest northern city in the world.

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>>56161644
APOLOGISE

>>56161672

LOL NO

>>56161504
Eastern europe. Shops sell either polish garbage or the same chinkshit at 5x markup.

>>56161672
apologize*

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>>56161669
>Too bad the chinkshit was waaay too shitty then.
Yeah, that would the catch, I guess.
Would you buy twice as much chinkshit if it was twice as shit?

>live in the biggest northern city in the world.
ayyy, my siberian friendo. Hello from Novosibirsk.

>>56161672
>babby's first photoshop

>>56161199
You got chinked
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/original-free-shipping-TP4056-1A-5V-Lithium-Battery-18650-Charging-Board-Module-Plates-MICRO-USB-Interface/32621399438.html

>>56161344
thats dope anon

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>>56161697

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Got my alcohol breath analyzer today. I'll report back the next time I drink something and test it. At the moment it obviously shows 0.0%

>>56161684
Is there any electronics made in Poland? I've got old Cherry G80 made in Czech Republic, never heard of Poland's electronics though.

>>56161698
>Would you buy twice as much chinkshit if it was twice as shit?
Nah, I dont need my pockets full of chink electronics, that's why I got myself a xiaomi phone - it has two SIM after all.

>Hello from Novosibirsk.
Hey there.

>>56161771
You can just rinse with Listerine

>>56161771
>Obviously

what are you a mormon

>>56161779
Yeah I gargle.

>>56161698
Hallo northbro. Murmansk here.

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can someone explain how to fix this shit pls

>>56161779
That's not how proper breath analyzers work.

>>56160371
More like 2x it seems, €25 is what it seems to go for

>>56161504
Swissfag here making $30/hour at a shitty student job
it's just a neat experience to browse the unlimited wonderland of ali and talk to other anons about it
then there is the excitement of whether you'll be chinked or not and the anticipation of two weeks shipping before you'll find out
there's also a lot of stuff where you can really save money and get a better product than at the local stores,
like five aukey cables for $6 instead of one shitty local one for $10 or electronic components
I'd never buy something like a phone from the chinks though, the likelihood of it being garbage, the lacking support in case it breaks
and my unwillingness to accept slight imperfections on a item I'm using 5+h a day make me spend the extra couple hundred bucks on a good one

Any experiences with OTG adapters like these?

http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_279145.html
http://www.gearbest.com/cables-connectors/pp_327074.html

>>56161806
the app often shows more results

Are the magnetic micro usb cables any good?

>>56161855
yeah they're alright, i've got one, it works, litreally never had a use for it though - what do you want one for?

>>56161855
It's just stamped metal. There's nothing that can fail in there.

>>56161792
L O N D O N

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>>56161888
link please i want one

>>56161888
If you're comfortable with stray magnets floating around your electronics, sure. Chink magnets haven't let me down so far.

>>56161504
>and other cis scum
toppest of keks

>>56161914
what is this meme?

Which one should i get?
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_241962.html
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_259606.html

the $0.01 sale is still alive
http://www.miniinthebox.com/-0-01_c10991
you can buy a LED lamp and some other useless stuff for $0.55, and a new "lightning sale" starts after 1h30mins
I wonder if they are just selling broken garbage or something...
also, has anyone had experience with miniinthebox?
don't buy the other stuff, miniinthebox seems much more expensive than GB or ali

>>56161504
>10$/hour
>good salary
TOPKEK

>>56161962
None, all bluetooth speakers are shit.

>>56161888
Techmoan just did review of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euz00E3otlQ
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wsken-Metal-mini-2-magnetic-cable-micro-usb-cable-wire-metal-charger-data-charging-For-samsung/32706103662.html

>>56161962
i would also like to know
>>56161969
they are def a legit website, i've used lightinthebox before, it's alright just more expensive than others but good customer service

>>56161899
seems cheap enough to buy it just in case. And I do use USB drives quite often, so it might come in handy

>>56161962
The one with 2 drivers

>>56161987
haha wow they look so fucking stupid. why would you want one? why would you spend that much on one?

>>56161995
you'll never use it anon, but if you want to then go ahead. you may as well get this one instead, it's way cheaper: http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32587429550.html

What's the best value in an audio interface for connecting a BM-800 to my PC?

Running Linux if it matters.

>>56162004
Fug, ebay is cheaper.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2016-Wsken-Xcable-Mini-2-Micro-USB-Metal-Magnetic-Charging-Cable-iPhone-Samsung-/182244115310?

>>56162058
that seller has really low feedback for ebay

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What's my best bet for a brown switch keyboard?

>>56161948
http://www.meme.london

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>>56161772
I honestly don't think poland makes any (hightech) electronics. They do make washing machines for the eu market I think (including even samsung). I was also surprised to see a made in poland label in a pair of Levi's. Oh and they make some Ikea shit.

>tfw I visited poland for first time this summer
>this is the food

I actually really liked poland, pretty nice gypsy/mudslime free country desu.

>>56162111
http://niceme.me

>>56162111
checked

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These take shitty LR44s but I still want one. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/magnetic-telecopic-flashlight/32575515340.html

>>56162163
that is just retarded

>>56162125
They have a stealth tank

Pic related

>>56162225
Remember those words for when you drop your keys into a grate just out of reach at night and you can't quite retrieve them.

Still waiting on a Xiaomi 10kmAh powerbank and just bought a Rock Zircon to replace dying earbuds. Only problem is I got them from Gearbest. I feel like the Zircon is gonna get here after Xmas.

>Smart Lock for the meme band doesn't work if you use custom passphrase
lame

>>56162321
All of my gearbest orders have arrived in 2-4 weeks. If they have shipped out you are fine.

>>56162321
what shipping method did they use?

>>56161987
That's a bit steep for a cable.

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Making new thread, back in a sec.

to UK anons: if Gearbest offers you Bpost, use it. Both my orders came in just over a week with Bpost.

>>56162357
Sky56 / CZGH

>>56162261
yeah I'll remember them for the idiot dropping his keys into a grate
also are you seriously suggesting carrying that monstrosity around wherever you go
or will it be sitting in your house with you crying from the other side of your locked door

>>56162372
>CZGH
lmao thats gonna take ages

what country you from?

>>56162399
>CZGH gonna take ages
Not him but i'm from Germany and CZGH usually takes 15-25 days.
On the contrary, i'm still waiting for a package send via Post.NL, fuck them.

>>56162399
Americlap here. I'm making do with an extra chinky powerbank I got free two years ago.

>tfw Seller did not ship goods.

>>56162321
>10kmAh

my sides

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>tfw only one piece of chinkshit arrived all week

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New thread here >>56162535

Yeah, guy waiting on the powerbank here. NL Post took about 5 weeks to send a light up card to America. Week 5 of waiting on the powerbank and I'm getting antsy but I'll give it 2 more before writing in.

>>56161504
I find the gamble on electronics thrilling. I can't get into it unless it has a chance to give me cancer or blow my fingers off. Or both.