/csg/ Chink Shit General

How do I know if I became a VIP from a seller?

ok anons, im fuckin pissed
i was ready to order a redmi 3s today but i find out that i wont have 4g on att
what the fuck gives? why are so many people getting these if they dont work on 4g bands? i knew it was missing some bands but i didnt know 4g didnt work
is there anyway to unlock the other bands?

>>56055404
>i was ready to order a redmi 3s today but i find out that i wont have 4g on att
Not really the Chinks fault since US networks implements hipster bands.

>why are so many people getting these if they dont work on 4g bands?
I heard 4G works with T-Mobile but some questions it's reliability.

>is there anyway to unlock the other bands?
It's a hardware problem so no

>>56055404
Did you know that people not in the US also use this site? It's rather fascinating.

There may be a way to unlock bands on the snapdragon variants but I can't help with that. Google and xda should be the place to search.

And since Xiaomi phones are not supported or sold in the US, you wont find a lot of people running through the same issues.

>>56055404
Not everyone is from burgerland, other countries use different bands. Maybe the RN3P works for you, so do some research

Also, some phones have the bands blocked by software. However, this is likely not the case, as always, you should research this first

>>56055399
you spended more than 1000 usd on chinkshit

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will I pull the trigger

>>56055555

quints demand it

>>56055555
At least don't cosplay the worst girl, quints-san

>>56055570
>>56055561
My gf agreed to model it if I buy it for her.

She's suitable for the job due to her [spoiler]feminine penis[/spoiler] and small size.

>>56055555
>ship to merica
>paying on pounds
why?
>>56055598
>feminine penis gf
i feel so jelly

>>56055598
nice

>>56055618
I'm in the UK seeing family at the moment.

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>>56055555
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON TONIGHT?

>>56055697
>>>/b/

to the guy who bought the EIAOSI X6 earphone
how many buttons does it provide?

What happened to the thread and why can't I see it in the catalog

>>56055905
the thread is in the sorry

Best chink headphones
>inb4 headphone gen

>>56055915
well shit

>>56055905
I can see it without problems

Did you hide it?

>>56055916
xiaomi hybrids

>>56055941
I somehow forgot I left a comment string filtered

Hey chinkposters!
Have anyone bought a chink smartwatch?
Any recommendations?

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>mi5 64GB dropped to 360$
i need money NOW

>>56055978
chink link pls

>>56056005
http://aliexpress.com/item/tfw-poor/32632847013.html

There was a deal on this page earlier on where you could get Sport package (Mi5 + Mi Band 1S) for 360$, but it's gone now sadly.

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Piece of shit 0.10c Gearbest torch wouldn't get out of flashing mode so I broke it out of frustration.

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I even tried to stick a piece of aluminum on the battery contacts because the metal coating wore off.

>>56056257
I wish I got a 10c flashlight when I have the chance

>>56056257
You sure fucked it up nicely.

I have the same cookie cutter design torch and mine don't have a flashing mode, just on and off.

Think I paid $2 for it though, it says cree instead of Ultra "house" fire

Anyone getting these?
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32702178168.html#autostay

Where can I buy a Kung Fu Mitu and not get scammed?

I forgot which site only sells legit Xiaomi stuff, I don't usually buy electronic stuff.

>>56056785
gearbest is legit iirc

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Thoughts on the new Gongtian fan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKCmXVyE83E

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>>56056796
cheers mate

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piston 3 or zircon?

>>56055978

Mi5 owner here. Great phone, dying for kernel source though as the only thing that doesn't work on CM is the capacitive home button.

If NFC and UFS storage don't matter too much to you though I think the ZUK Z2 may be worth a punt too

>>56057121
Can you link the ROM you have? I've heard that CM has worse camera quality. Did you notice anything like that?
Also, how's root and xposed? Is there any hassle in getting them?

>dying for kernel source though
Are there any hopes for them releasing it, though? It's been quite a while.

>ZUK Z2
nah, man. That's too deep down the rabbit hole for my taste.

Opinions for Leagoo M5?
I want to buy a phone for my little brother, and i was gonna get a homtom ht3 but this thing caught my eye.

>>56055404
Only two Xiaomi phones support band 4 (att): Redmi note 3 pro and Redmi 2 pro but this one it's only available on spicland and huehueland (Mexico and Brazil)

>>56057088
Neither, xiaomi hybrid dual drivers

Had both Piston 3 and hybrid dual drivers are far better earbuds. I have $1300 headphones and lots of audiophile level gear in general, the hybrids are awesome.

>>56055555
>£28.95
That't pretty expensive just for sailor suit, these are like less than £14 on taobao.

If I order the Redmi 3 Pro from banggood or some other chink site should I also leave a note with the order for them to not install chink software? What exactly should I say?

http://www.banggood.com/10annvcheckin.html?utmid=924
Bang Bucks time?

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Does /csg/ community have experiences regarding Aliexpress-app Coupons?

I was thinking about ordering Logitechs G402 mice and Sades SA-901 headset for a little over 60$ and with a coupon you could get 8$ off for purchases over 59$.

Terms say it has to be a single transaction but does that mean I can buy 2 products from different stores with total over 59$ or does it have to be a single product over 59$? Asking because English is not my native language.

>>56057570
8$ off is 8$ off. It doesn't matter whether it's off of both items or just one.

>>56057569
WTF I love banggood now!

>>56057560
You should not order the redmi 3 pro and should instead wait for the Redmi 4 which will be out soon for about the same price, snapdragon 625 is a good step up.

Ask for global ROM or unopened box, either way count on doing it yourself, it's not hard.

>>56057560
Redmi 3S > Redmi 3 Pro

CPU is slightly slower but more power efficient/heats less. GPU is better. EMMC is faster, comes with marshmallow. Benchmarks better (~42k)

anyone bought ps2 controllers?

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>>56057590
I don't
>In stock, usually dispatched in 1 business day
>Expected Shipping Date:2016-09-02 14:19:50

>>56057475
You'll have to add the shipping costs on top if you buy from Taobao though, and you'd probably not get much change out of $30 once you add that on top.

>>56057584
Thanks. =)

>>56057475
Some have really shitty quality.

>>56057158

>Can you link the ROM you have? I've heard that CM has worse camera quality. Did you notice anything like that?

ROM - XDA > Xiaomi Mi5 > Development
CM13 and RR, I'm using RR but CM13 is the same
Camera quality seems ok. Didn't take many photos with MIUI so I haven't compared them.

>Also, how's root and xposed? Is there any hassle in getting them?

CM13 is pre rooted but installing SuperSU is recommended as always. No problems with Xposed.

>>dying for kernel source though
>Are there any hopes for them releasing it, though? It's been quite a while.

They do release it eventually. They've not long released the RN3P source. Likely they're holding off as it contains details on the upgraded Mi5 coming out shortly.

>>ZUK Z2
>nah, man. That's too deep down the rabbit hole for my taste.

Apparently it has/is going to have CM support. Haven't seen enough on it though.

Are open source elephones worth it?

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communism received

>>56058040

Search XDA for threads about it and/or if it's not a lot of money for you, buy one.

There's a few Ouikitel owners but no Elephone AFAIK

>>56057570
the total order (from any amount of stores) has to be over 8 dollars.

OP is a salty bitch who can't handle the banter and is probably paid off by the gook moot to shill their asian shit here as well

not posting anymore cent steals here, you can all fuck youselves

anyone have the link to the 3 cent duck? x

>>56058068
"patriotic war"
My father was murdered by Stalin, I will punch you in the face if I see you wearing this in the streets of Russia.

>>56058310
Pretty much everyone decent in russia was murdered by stalin

>>56058243
OP here, I agree to this and I feel like retiring from my position. I can't handle your disgusting blatant shitposting. This general is for sharing and discussing chinese goods, not for neckbeard faggots like you shitposting in my threads. Heck, I doubt that any of you would make a new thread if I stop making them, because you are ungrateful scum. All of you.


>TL;DR
>Fuck this, I'm out

>>56058335
Real OP here, disregard this I suck cocks

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My 200 Neodym magnets arrived. What do now?

>>56058387
put 2 between your dick.

>>56058387
swallow 30, delete your HDD with the rest

>>56058310
You didn't even know your father.

>>56058387
put them in the cartridge slot for a console and garage sale the system.

>>56058387
Swallow one a day

When they meet in the guts they'll pinch your intestines together

>>56058387
demagnetise them

>>56058387
Now that'd be a story for the EMTs.
Weirdest I've heard is a guy getting stabbed by a turd frozen with liquid nitrogen.

Think I got chinked, my Mi Pad 2 has the screen flickering issue. Is there even any point in trying to return it to the seller?

It was worth a try, but jesus, is the Pixel C the only Android tablet worth buying?

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My usb cable arrived today from gaybeast.
>Chink'd

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Shitty package anon here >>5605312 with my first product review.
I will be reviewing my MHL Micro USB to HDMI cable 2m with power.
Cable is decent, it can also charge/power your phone so it will never run out of battery with USB.
The USB for power is actually pretty small output next to the HDMI, far from 2m, so you have to put a power cable right next to it. I guess it was meant for any decent TV that has USB next to HDMIs to plug in there. But my shitty sony bravia I got for like 100 bucks used doesn't have that. So that kinda defeats the purpose of having it 2m, but at least it puts your phone in front of the TV.

Other than that the cable works pretty good, sound quality is nice, picture is 1080p and enough FPS to stream youtube with. I can see some of the picture on top is cut off on the TV, but I will try to modify the settings to get this to work I'm sure theres an error somewhere. I would say it breathes new life into my old phone and makes a use for it this way.

Also, be careful when ordering one, theres a propietary one for Samsung everywhere it will be hard to find any for a normal phone. All on gearbest are for Samsung phones

How do you spot? 5-pin is normal Micro-B, 11-pin is Samsung stuff. I believe Samsung one is better as it also allows you to power, and maybe use a powered hub to attach keyboards and shit. In fact I'll try to make this shit into the most crappy computer ever soon tm.

>>56058387
slide them up your pee pee

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>>56058396
>>56058398
>>56058406
>>56058408
>>56058409
>>56058422
Okay, will put on my dick. But no photos.

>>56058474
proud lithuanian reporting in

It's been like the fourth time this guy has extended buyer protection. Should I just open a dispute for a refund? I don’t think this will end otherwise.

>>56057935
Thanks for the info, anon. Hopefully I can hold off until the next Mi phone and get Mi5 for even lower price.

>Feeling down
>Got no food
>Too lazy to walk to the store
>Decide to order tons of chink noodles online
>It's 40.00 dollars for 50 packs
>"Awesome"
>Package arrives
>Make noodles
>They're fucking horrible but keep eating them
>Vomit later
>Resume to eating them later
>I'm fine now

I just don't care anymore

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I got this rpi0 case today from gearbest. The see throught acryl had protective film on top of it. Build quality is amazing, 5/5 would be chink'd again.
Also can you spot the meme?

>>56058625
(^^^)

I got a BoboVRZ3 for 12$, is that good?

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>>56058653
forgot le picc

>>56058335
>>56058341
ONE OF YOU GET A FUCKING TRIP
I DON'T CARE WHO

>>56058625
Dang, Pi Zeroes are fucking cute. And I'm just sittin' here with my old-ass B+.

>>56058474
Can you share the link of the csble you bought?

>>56058484
Fugg I destroyed the compass. Now shows the other site of the needle to north. But he is much stronger now :-)

>>56058584
link the noodles please anon

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Some chink shit arrived yesterday and today.
The Big flashlight is really good. Solid construction, around 800-1000 Lumens for 5$ pretty nice. The small one is not so good. it feels cheap and flimsy but it works.
Both watches are nice for ~3 $. Good fakes. The only bad thing about the Nomos one is its "leather" band. It's stiff and feels cheap.
The keychains and USB stick are generic okayish.

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>buy something yesterday
>log in today to see the price has dropped 2 cents since then
NO

>>56058825
:((

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Could this be farmed like cakes?

http://www.banggood.com/10annvcheckin.html

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>>56058842
IT'S OKAY IT ALL WORKED OUT!!! This other thing I ordered went UP 6 cents so I still came out ahead.

>>56058861
it's lit..

>>56058849
i sure hope so.. can anyone find an exploit?

>>56058849
that fucking page uses so much cpu lmao

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Seems legit
>908.60$

>>56058849
holy fuck this nearly crashed my computer
why is this page so intensive

>>56058790
Link (heh) to the Legend of Zelda and bullet shell key chain?

>>56058883
It seems poorly enough made >>56058899
>>56058950 to have several exploits yes.

>>56058702
I have actually two of them. Just bought second case which is completely see trought and also 64gb (^^^).
Btw rpi3b is 32 euros on gearbest, is there any chance it will be knock-off. I have never seen rpi3b so cheap. Lowest price in albania (aka Finland) is fucking 59 euros.

can anyone who remembers the gaybeast exploit explain it to me please? something to do with cutting a cake too many times?

>>56059064
Give them one star anyway and post the ensuing death threats.

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waiting

>>56058975
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Zelda/32466936954.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Metal-Bullet/32679155838.html

Is it possible to request a refund on ali after buyer protection has run out? It has been 4 months so no opening disputes for me.

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>>56059313
Forgot pic, not that it matters.

>>56059313
You have a week after it runs out.

heres about 250 coupons i got from the script:

http://paste.debian.net/789019/

>>56059328
>Store: Long Love Ting Endless Enjoy Life

>>56059328
bucket hat for 96 cents after coupon: http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product//2067134_32629586819.html

>>56059328
change the script to have discount percentage of the cheapest item

most of those discounts are worthless considering that someone else sells the same thing as the undiscounted price

>>56059373
link ain't loading for me

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Got a package, must be dangerous it's "not fulfilling the conditions laid down in Articles 28 and 29 of the Treaty on the functioning of the European Union"

Will it explode?

>>56059560
is it a dildo

>>56059560
Article 28
(ex Article 23 TEC)
1. The Union shall comprise a customs union which shall cover all trade in goods and which shall involve the prohibition between Member States of customs duties on imports and exports and of all charges having equivalent effect, and the adoption of a common customs tariff in their relations with third countries.
2. The provisions of Article 30 and of Chapter 3 of this Title shall apply to products originating in Member States and to products coming from third countries which are in free circulation in Member States.
Article 29
(ex Article 24 TEC)
Products coming from a third country shall be considered to be in free circulation in a Member State if the import formalities have been complied with and any customs duties or charges having equivalent effect which are payable have been levied in that Member State, and if they have not benefited from a total or partial drawback of such duties or charges.

all normal

>>56059567
Almost, it's a shark card

>>56059560

>>56059567
>PCS: 1 Memory Cards

It's a shark

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>>56059586
forgot the image

>>56059596
>implying the chinks don't lie about package contents all the time

>>56059610
Not gearbest, they always list the content

>>56059560
It just means they can tax you for it as it looks like the package was sent in the EU, but in reality it is from chinks. Nithing to worry about.

>>56059607
>16gb

anon...

>>56059625
wtf I hate gearbest now

>>56059005
Where did you buy Pi Zeros? Cant find them on amazon or ali or amywhere else for a under 30€ which kind of defeats the purpose of a zero...

I'd really like to buy one or more.

>>56059641
Need to see if they are reliable first. I have bigger SanDisk cards for the DSLR, this one could go into the Zsun

>>56059666
<64gb are slower, and maybe not reliable

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>>56059666
They're not.

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>>56055555
I feel you man.

>>56059657
http://whereismypizero.com/
This used to be a useful tool, but now it looks like Zeroes are in stock everywhere, so the real tool is you for not finding them.

>>56059742
Do you have a feminine penis?

>>56055555
I hope you are at least female but I should probably know better at this point

>>56059005
>pi
>knockoff
literally how
They would get in way too much trouble, when they could just make Orange Pis that would sell way better.

>>56059064
give them the five stars

>>56058825
I have like 30 of these, they last about 3 weeks before they get dropped and brake. Was wondering if I should just get an order of 1000 and be done with it.

$14 in the local store

>>56059865
Damn son that's quite the local markup.

>>56059548
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Bucket-Hat-Sad-boy-Bob-Fishing-hat-Boonie-hats-Panama-hip-hop-men-dome-Sporting-Outdoor/2067134_32629586819.html

>>56059560
It's because of batteries for sure. Germanon?

>>56059889
That hat is a fag magnet.

how is chinkshit formed

>>56059963
Underpaid chinamen whose lives have literally no value work 16 hours a day, 7 days a week, in dimly-lit, poorly ventilated sweatshops to make it for us.

>>56059984

>capitalist boner throbbing

>>56059657
This
>>56059759
Regards
>>56059005

>>56059902
Don't think so, I had the same stickers on packages that don't contain any batteries.
Personally, I think it's because the package enters the European Union in another country than the destination.
So it's a sign/notice for the delivering postal service that custom duties still need to be paid on the package.

E.g. package arrives in the Netherlands from China -> dutch postal service slaps the sticker on there and immediately forwards the package to the German postal service -> German postal service sees the sticker and calculates the custom duties -> delivers the package to German-anon and asks for the amount due

>>56059984
how do i acquiere cute chinese factory slave

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>>56059963

>>56059902
It's a shark card, see
>>56059607

>>56058790
I can't seem to find those DW fakes, only those made by Chronos show up on ali. Link?

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>>56059607
Stupid Shark card failed h2testw
*rage*
I will complain by the Chinks

>>56060090
Dummy, they change the name on the watch when they dispatch. That's why they never allow any feedback because buyers blow their ruse.

>>56060105
Go away pissphone

>>56060105
Did you delete the test files h2testw placed on the microSD?
Maybe try again?
Because those seem some strange results

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Does this mean I'm gonna get jewed by the customs? Or is this the normal procedure for chink shipments?

It's a redmeme note.

>>56060105
nope >>56060139
is not>>56059719

>>56060163
Really.. you need to do a better job of stripping your exif.

>>56060170
this file has no EXIF information at all, probably resized

>>56060114
Link? Because a lot of those have feedback with pictures and don't show the DW logo, found one who did but it looked fake af while yours looks close to the original.

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>>56060045

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>>56060185
o-rly

>>56060201
qt

>>56060185
4chan removes exif data

>>56060201
9/10 would save her from a life of slave labor and make her my wife

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Brand-New-Onyx-Black-Nintendo-DS-Lite-HandHeld-Console-System-gifts-/311596826067?hash=item488c9e3dd3:g:bxoAAOSwEppUQp-5

Are these systems fake?

>>56059005
Another finnfag here, it's not fake anon, I ordered one with a casing to make the price 40$ to get free tracking. If you plan to use 64GB with rPi remember to use FAT instead of ext otherwise it won't boot.

>>56060283
What is even the point of DS when you can emulate it perfectly on any chinkphone?

>>56060159
is normal, but there is always a chance of customs stopping your shit

>>56060306
buttons, ergonomics, novelty

>>56060201
>this is vicky

>>56060283
They're real, just refurbished units with new case shells. You could just buy a second hand DS Lite instead, would be cheaper too.

>>56060341
Buttons and their ergonomics are kind of pointless when the only games worth playing are majorly touch screen based.

>>56060283
Way too expensive for a DS Lite. Couldn't you buy a refurbished DS Lite from Gamestop/EBGames? If it's got many scratches you could ask staff to let you pick which one you want.

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Why don't you use software that respects your freedums, /csg/...?

>>56060201
Don't do this to me anon, now I'm going to feel guilty for buying chink shit on the cheap.

also, those few strands of loose hair are doing things to my dick

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>>56060471
>linux
>not GNU/Linux

>>56060471
thanks for giving me an idea for something to add to the randomizer

>>56060506
FUCK OFF FREETARD

you are not welcome here.

>>56060547
chinks really like gnu/linux desu

>>56058718
Can you just put it on the other side?

>>56060261
http://orzzzz.com/in-this-chinese-city-men-have-three-girlfriends-or-even-more.html

>>56058625
SHARKS
H
A
R
K
S

>>56060488
>buy chink shit
>feel guilty of exploiting cheap slave labor
>don't buy chink shit
>feel guilty of not paying for wages of cheap slave labor
Kinda catch 22 once got into chink shit

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>>56060599
>chinks have multiple gfs
>i don't even have one

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What cheap item I can order from aliexpress or gearbest that will most likely kill me during or after use?

Max $25

>>56060657
Any food stuff

>>56060657
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/terminal-penis-cancer/32606266502.html

>>56060657
Death by chink shit seems like a terrible way to go, buy something to distract you from your depression instead.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Small-Size-17CM-Yellow-mini-Screaming-Rubber-Chicken-Pet-Dog-love-Toy-Squeak-Squeaker-Chew-Gift/32566172254.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01qYZmltuM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSK5Gtf5bkA

>>56060657
If you want it to kill you, why put a pricelimit? It's not like you'll care after you die, so you might as well spend more money on dying, so you can enjoy it somehow.

>>56060657
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/housefire-machine/32649057738.html

>>56057201
>MTK6580
Bleh. HT3 Pro is better. (MTK6735A)

>>56060657
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mosunx-New-Travel-Heater-Element-Mini-Boiler-Hot-Water-Coffee-Immersion-800W-220V-Free-Power-Adapter/32700170357.html

>>56060471
This is 404'ed in the randomizer: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-Watches-rose-Watch-Women-Men-Nylon-Strap-Military-Quartz-Wristwatch-Clock-hombre-40mm/32647767663.html

>>56060723
That's the wrong model. You want one of these. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/suicide-machine/32709835223.html

>>56060770

>swimming pool water quick heater water heating Electric rods for Baby pool kettle

finally an easier way to boil my babies.

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Guys, this Aliexpress seller is obviously flirting with me? Should I go for it?

>>56059771
My girlfriend is, at the very least, even if her dick IS gigantic.

>>56060829
that just makes her hotter desu

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>>56060684
I have chronic gastritis so that sounds good
>>56060688
Cancer is 2slow
>>56060697
That's how much money is left in my bank account after paying debts, but I'll be getting a paycheck in a month or so
>>56060698
someone send that to big clive, he loves shit like that
>>56060723
That looks exactly like the old czechoslovak water heaters that I used myself

>>56060322
Thanks.

>>56060835
She's hard work, but she agreed to model the konata cosplay when it arrives.

>>56060812
If dubs send nudes.

>>56060737
Thanks

>>56060857
make sure to get a good dick bulge in the pix

>>56060910
That's totally gay, but I'll see what I can do.

>>56060836
>That looks exactly like the old czechoslovak water heaters that I used myself
That's because it's a boring, fairly safe resistant heating element. You want the ones that use direct electrical current to heat water like >>56060770

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Has any anon got the xaiomi 16000mah power bank?

Is it good ?

How does it compare to the 10400?


I'm looking to upgrade and gift my 10400

>>56061016
I got it, it's good, it last exactly 16500/10400 times longer. Its quite heavy though. But if you wear a bag with you it doesn't matter. It has 2 ports, which is a plus. Mine is like 2 years old now.

>>56060619
The Chinks are happy as long as they get a 5 start rating. They should know their business well enough to calculate the prices in a way they can still live of it.

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How do I overcome my chinkshit addiction guys?

>>56061016
I have the 16000 mAh power bank. Xiaomi sells them directly in India on Mi.com

It's big and heavy for sure. You know what I'm trying to say as you have the 10400 mAh.

The size makes it much more pocketable than the 10400 mAh, but the tiny cable they provide is shit. I'd recommend buying a longer better cable.

>>56061087
is that a fuck doll?

>>56061087
Become poor,
Get responsibilities,
Make it so you can't afford bills anymore.

>>56061087
>her face is in focus, not her feet

>>56061087
Why should you try to overcome it?
If you order cheap stuff for $1 or $2 every few days you won't get bankrupt.

>>56061111
One of these things will end up killing me one day.

>>56060812
Flirt back, get to know her more or some shit.

>>56059005
Orange pi pc runs debian and will get mainline soon, worth $15 also DC-IN gives power to USB devices easily

>>56061135
We've all got to die sometime.

>>56058790

Could you please give us the store or the seller ??

Thanks

Got the Ruizu X10, not that bad actually

http://m.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_425037.html
Are chink camera cheaply made or alright for use?

>>56061317
That one would probably be really bad, always check some yt videos first

>>56060114
Sorry, but the one I got no longer exists.
>>56061244
Of what?

>>56061317
Get a Yi or Yi 4k instead

>>56061369
>menu language: chink

>>56061317
They usually have a terrible bitrate.

>>56061424
>not learning chinkonese to better enhance the /csg/ experience

>>56057598
>wait for the Redmi 4 which will be out soon for about the same price
Enjoy waiting for custom roms

>>56061424
you can easily flash the chink version of the Yi to international, also the international version is still available with Banggood and/or Fasttech I think.

>>56060105
Oldest chinkery in the book - They take a cheap 14gb card and fuck with the firmware to make the OS think it's 16.

Should I learn Mandarin, /csg/?

How are the 27" cheap korean monitors today?

>>56061618
不,你他媽的自閉。

>>56061662
:^(

>>56060105
obviously if you remove it while it's running it'll bug you idiot

>>56061618
Not if you plan to live there because its HORRIBLE.

If you want to learn a language to study/work abroad learn Korean or Japanese instead.

>>56061655
Still the best monitors around, I recommend the Crossover 2795QHD

>>56061907
>Crossover 2795QHD
not buying a 4k monitor in 2016

Is CM13 OK for daily use on the redmeme or is it too buggy?

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Is there an equivalent of something like this?
http://www.retrousb.com/product_info.php?products_id=69
I'm not paying $21 + expensive as fuck shipping for some cable

I just want to play shitty vidya with a Sega Genesis controller on my laptop

>>56062016
I got the latest official nightly installed with radon v 2.2 kernel. Its awesome, way more smoother than MIUI.

>>56058849
>All Coupons expire on Sept 11th

boo urns

>>56062043
Nope, Sega stuff is more expensive than those $3 snes usb controller

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>>56055555
Update:

I bought her something else to match it, too.
< kill me >

>>56062129
Watch them not understand and tear it up to get those delicious 5 stars.

>>56058849
>open page
>my fx6300 skyrockets to 100 percent usage
>then it drops to 20 percent
>20 percent for a single tab

>>56062232
30% for me with a 4690k, and it's still laggy as shit. Could a chink tablet with an z8300 even load this page?

>>56062073
The coupons are useless, the coins are more useful.

>>56062273
>>56062232
2% usage on ms edge :^)

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Hello!

Please, I need help! I want to buy a knock off iPhone 6s!
I never bought stuff from China before.

I hate the real iOS and want something with Android, but the looks are pretty amazing and I need a phone for cheap, I'm unemployed right now and my old phone broke.

>Where could I find something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqCq8SvMWC4

Thanks!

comp just BSOD'd on me
this chink fan stopped working, gpu was scolding hot

hope it didn't do too much damage

>>56062473
Link for the fan?
Please respond.

>>56062372
>using the smiley with a carat nose

How are the chink headlamps? I've been looking at something like this: http://www.ebay.com/itm/272071617653
Of course I'd get the battery somewhere else as I don't want to die.

>>56062472
Pretty much everyone here, myself included will tell you that's a bad idea. If you are just looking for a good looking phone there are plenty of legitimate chinese options, here is a great place to find some http://www.kimovil.com/en/

If you must have a fake iPhone, my best guess would be taobao though its a bitch to buy from them.

>>56062623
Are they that shitty quality? They look pretty good, what are the bad things about those knockoffs like in the video?
Thanks for responding btw.

>>56062555
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/VGA-Cooler-dual-90mm-fan-4-heatpipe-nVIDIA-ATI-graphics-card-cooler-GPU-fan-radiator-CoolerBoss/613677_1846933040.html

it's just two 90mm fans screwed onto a big-ass heatsink
I probably should have replaced them the second I got it with coolermasters or something

>>56062473
dualfan anon?
hope your gpu is fine

>>56062650
It's under warranty
I can just slap the original cooler back on it and send it back

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safe to use?

>>56062638
Not him, but they look and function well in the beginning, but they won't last for shit. The CPU is cheap, and most of the time they come with fake specifications. They're called knock-offs for a reason.

Anyway, just buy a Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 (Pro) or something else from Xiaomi, these will last you much longer, and are about as cheap.

If you still want to order one, look at pandawill.com they used to sell fake samsungs and fake iphones.

First /csg/ purchase came in. Rock Zircons as per the guide's recommendation, needed a pair. The sound quality is amazing compared to anything else I've used, but I'm no audiophile, I just needed a pair that worked and they're satisfactory. Hopefully they'll last a while.

>>56062638
A relative of mine got a fake one in Guangzhou a while ago. I remember it having a crap camera and the app store being only in Mandarin and unchangeable. The cover for the charger also melted off completely.

>>56062694
why wouldn't it be safe to use our grandmasters technology.

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>>56062694
>xiaomi
>trustworthy

>>56062708
what if they installed the vendor's malware firmware on them?

>>56062700
>>56062706
Thanks, I will look into Xiaomi phones, they seems quite reasonable!

>>56062638
I'm sure there are some that are pretty good, but I would guess you are rolling the dice when you buy it and since it's a knockoff you won't truly know if it's shit or good until it's in your hands. Unless you can find a community of people online who buy these and get a link to one that is known to be good I wouldn't risk it.

>>56062716
How dare you offend our lord and master.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Vintage-house-decorative-mural-painting-core-Hokuto-no-Ken-Movie-Poster-comic-kraft-paper-sticker-printed/32302542265.html

Why is this so cheap? This thing is awesome.

>>56062744
the chinese are vicious, sub-human scum, and if they can hear me i hope th

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Fuck yes new meme backpack
http://s.aliexpress.com/uq2uYB7F

>>56062789
>17*25cm
Maybe a meme for someone who has a 3 year old

>>56062781
Dont talk to me or my chink slaves again

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Rn3p in the mail.

How can I send in my application for bootloader unlock now?

What info do I need form the seller to submit my request?

Is there a way to find ONLY items that ship with ePacket from AliExpress?

I would max out my credit card and be drowning in chink shit if I could only sort by shipping method.

>>56062694
why can't they fucking put gigabit lan ports on their routers

>>56059889

SAD BOY

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>>56062754

>>56061317
SJ7000

>>56062694
>more than four antennas
>four antenna design
I'm confused.

How good are the chink Hi Fi amplifier???

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Breeze-Audio-TPA3116-HiFi-2-0-Audio-Stereo-Digital-Power-Amplifier-Advanced-50W-50W-Sound-good/32664243769.html?spm=2114.40010208.2.68.ZJsXRK

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>>56063031
Worse for me.

Any backpack recommended? I want some /k/ style

http://www.miui.com/unlock/

>>56062886

what the actual fuck?

How can i get this process going while the thing is in the mail?

>>56062472
Just get a redmeme. MiUi is literally an iOS clone.

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r8

>>56059719
>Time remaining: 16:13 min
How are you holding the sd card for the picture if the test is still going?

>>56063368
You should spend that money on a toilet instead.

>>56062694
Yes, but you will need to flash Padavan rom, it's has much more features and removes any chineese backdoors. I have the previous version of xiaomi router, and it works great.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-ship-Soviet-World-War-II-Posters-Vintage-wall-art-crafts-poster-Retro-paint-sticker-living/32608061444.html

>tfw these look so good
>tfw you want to be communist

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Finally my 99c chink mousepad is here
It only took 3 months

Wait, weren't these like $0.25 yesterday?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/The-Monster-Hunt-The-Cute-Hoopa-Wuba-Large-40cm-Stuffed-Plush-Toy-Children-Lovers-Christmas-Birthday/32713556813.html

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>>56064028
You aren't seeing it wrong. We have a Vicky 2.0

>>56064028

ordered one yesterday!

Can't wait to cum on it and then burn it and leave it in the park.

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>>56055555

>>56064028
>>56064059

At least 600+ buyers will probably be fucked by Vicky 2.0(edited)

He/she let ~1400 units of that plush go for total sales USD$300

Whereas it has a RRP for total sales, USD$140300

Close to 1 million RMB

Send us our cum dumpsters, then fuck off with your huge debt.

>>56064075

what the fuck are you talking about?

how autistic are you?

>>56064145
rude

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REMINDER: if you havent bought a $0.03 rubber duck you don't belong on /csg/

http://s.aliexpress.com/6vYjqMji

>>56064245
I PAID 6 CENTS FOR THIS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK

What's the best ereader when I want to have kind of a high resolution? Kobo Glo HD? And is eBay really the cheapest place to buy from? (I live in the Netherlands)

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>>56064245
Wow, I could buy a hundred for 3€ and just race them on the nearest river, see how long they need until they reach Hamburg and the North Sea
And I just saw the one per customer limit, now I'm sad

>>56064047
100.25 is a placeholder price, it's probably $10

>>56064315
Wait for the Kindle Paperwhite to go on sale

>>56064245
>it's the year 2060
>civilization ended 20 years ago
>the world currency is plastic ducks

>>56064385
Would make sense, but look at his other shit. All is USD50/100.XX

>>56064145
Read above you fuckwit...
>>56064047
>>56064028

>>56064245
Just imagine all the work and effort people will have gone through just to get a 3c rubber ducky delivered to you

>>56064440
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cumduster/32406034613.html

>>56064437

Fallout xD

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>>56064461
All the energy wasted, all the oil byproducts that went into the plastics/silicone, the labour, the paper for the packaging, all gone like tears in the rain for a fucking yellow rubber 3 cent ducky

>>56064491
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cumduster/32406034613.html
That's a completely different seller...

>>56064440

I mean the way you said it. You wrote it like you were cruising for upvotes.

fucking autist

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>>56064533
The point is, it's not some $100 toy, that seller just opened and fucked all the prices

>>56064537
>>56064559

Oh alright then. You reason that'll be acknowledged?

I just saw that the 26 cent plush monstrosity from yesterday has been corrected to a 91 dollar pricetag today. I wonder if they'll send out the ones that have been ordered already.

>>56064579
>>56064582
The shop is gonna close and we're not gonna receive that thing

>>56064608
Will we at least get our money back? I mean, it's only a dollar, but it's the principle that counts.

Redmi 3s PRO vs Redmi 3 PRO
Which one should I choose?

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Making new thread, back in a sec.

>>56064700
yeah

>>56064720
Thanks based anon, may many mitu's be with you.

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New thread here
>>56064750
>>56064750
>>56064750
>>56064750

>>56061712
no, if there's an error H2testW stops like this

>>56060159
>Finland
That message is still safe, it will show as "Package have arrived to customs warehouse, you have 14 days to do clearance" on posti.fi tracking if your package is stuck at customs.

>>56064342
>>56064245
>limited to 1 per customer.

Fuck that, I'm adding this to my basket 34 times.

>>56064245
I see them at $0.59, am I missing something?