/csg/ Chink Shit General

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>>56030518
Xiaomi Launches Electric Screwdriver: Wowstick 1fs

http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/08/11/xiaomi-launches-electric-screwdriver-wowstick-1fs/

!!

>>56030552
I'd rather buy that Xiaomi Liquor

>>56030552
Stock it already GB!

As well I want that Xiaomi Pen.

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rough mock up
do i pull the trigger?

>>56030623
jesus christ I'm embarassed that I have to share a planet with people like you

>>56030623
remove the watermark

Since you can't buy Piston 3's anymore, what is the new IEM meme?

Wanting the absolute best sounding chink IEM.

>>56030651
Rock Zircon

>>56030552
>http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/08/11/xiaomi-launches-electric-screwdriver-wowstick-1fs/

>Habeeb Onawole
>Habeeb Onahole

Ok csg ive bought a lot of stuff recently. Phone faggin so hard to cap my orders, ive bought
-Two cases for my lg g3
-xiaomi 20000mah power bank
-10 dollar microphone with stand that goes to a 3.5mm microphone jack
-some lame princess mononoke forest spirit figurines to give to my weeb friends (one for me to keep)
-Bottom case shell for my x220 and
-battery for an x41 tablet
Now the seller of the x41 never shipped my order, i had to wait until processing time ended even after ectension and the order has been cancelled, but i havent gotten my money back? Ive messaged the seller saying "hey when am i gonna get my money back" etc etc and they replied with "ok"
What can i do? Have i been chinked?

>>56030651
Xiaomi Hybrid

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https://world.taobao.com/item/532514407214.htm

I've heard good things about that cooler: efficient and pretty silent. Should I do it or is my money put better in a Cooler Master or a Zalman?

Also, it's my first time ordering anything from Taobao. Can those sellers be trusted?

>>56030670
Xiaomi is pretty big there.

>>56030686
If you're going to order pc components from Taobao get some Gentle Typhoons

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I picked up my Redmi 3S from the post office today. I want to be able to install the unofficial international ROM from the .eu site, but the stinky chinkies haven't sent me my unlock code yet (even after three+ weeks of waiting). This[1] (via this[2]) tutorial has information on how to unlock it without the code, but has a bunch of links to older versions of MiFlash and adb/flashboot. Would it still be safe to do even with the old versions of shit? Because I can't find a newer version of MiFlash that isn't downloaded from some shady site.

[1]: http://forum.miui.co.in/forum/mi-devices/redmi-note-3/tutorial-guides-aa/35165-redmi-note-3-snapdragon-unlock-the-beast
[2]: http://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/how-to/unlock-bootloader-waiting-permission-t3349886

Is there a powerbank that can charge my chinkpad?

>>56030686
Deepcool is reputable enough but nothing exceptional. Just average cheap stuff.

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Did I get chinkd? I thought they were meant to be pink in the xiaomi 10k?

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>>56030839

>>56030839
Why'd you take it apart? Where'd you buy it? Also the easiest way to check if they're real is looking into the USB port and checking for a tiny MI logo.

>>56030839
Panasonic is the best.

>>56030876
Bored and it goes back together. Gearbest. Thanks for the mini logo tip. It is there.

>>56030881
Sanyo has just overtaken Panasonic with Sanyo NCR18650GA (3500mAh, max. 10A discharge)

>>56030839
>>56030864
Also the PCB matches the one Xiaomi uses so it's a legit for sure.
>>56030915
When the logo's there and you got it from GB you have nothing to worry about, they don't sell fake Xiaomi stuff.

opinions on dhgate?

>>56030971
I thought Gearbest was legit for Xiaomi I just wansn't expecting panasonics(fake or not) in there

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am I going to die /csg/ ?

>>56030969
don't forget the LG Chem 18650 MJ1 (also 3.5Ah, 10A discharge rate)

Can you buy single items from alibaba?

>>56031035
GTF batteries are the same as the Ultrafire ones...
There are red ones marked as 9900mah too

In reality it's more like 900mah

>>56030651
Hybrids.

>>56030651
senfer ues

>>56031012
That's pretty standard they've used Panasonic/LG Batteries since 2014

>>56030686
Deep cool is fine. GammaX 300 or what that cooler is called is decent. Better than stock anyways.

>>56031071
Yes from some sellers but why?

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Some new socks from Matchup socks at Ali

I've done it. I've successfully chinkified my mom.
After i showed her what got from the rice fields she was baffled what you can get for so few euros. Now she wants IEMs, sunglasses and watches.
Does anyone have a good watch and nice sunglasses for women? For IEMs i'll buy her Zircons, maybe sport version since she likes to run.
For sunglasses i thought of some Vetheidas, should be fine, but recommendations are welcome anyways. I only have no idea about chink rip off watches for women. Please help.

What happened to piston airs?

>>56031259
I bought one of these for my qt3.14 it came in one week, she loves it, you can also seach ali by "orders" so you know what other people are ordering, so you can get a jist of what normies like.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Superior-Women-Girl-Rhinestone-Elephant-Pattern-Quartz-Bracelet-Wrist-Watch-Nov11/32532892042.html

>>56030623
Do you people really walk around with those?

>>56031280
They're still good

>>56030982
Like alibaba. You negotiate with sellers directly.

Good for bulks esp. socks, shirts, underwear etc or if you're a reseller. Might be cheaper on aliexpress if you buy 1 or 2

>>56030623
Link? Looks like the perfect size bag I'm after.

>>56031324
That watch looks.. special, i guess? Anyways, thanks. I already searched for "by orders", they have some very nice stuff, but i thought about some rip offs of expensive watches, like a Nomos rip off, just for women.

>>56031360
aight thanks

>>56030864
Are they Panasonic cells?
If they are, its genuine

>>56030969
>>56031036
Are they better quality than Panasonic?

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Hey /csg/
I ordered the top chinky magnifying glass, and got these lame ass glasses that make you look stupid,
I decided, there's no fucking way im waiting anymore days, so i decided to make it compact.

Took both those shits off the glasses, each containing 2 lenses, x2 and a smaller x3,
Decided to take one of the smaller x3 and put it inside the other one, so now i have 8x zoom.

Can see some nice shit.
I recommend anyone doing it, since its so simple and cheap to get to 8x zoom(the standard for jewelry and clock work is 10x from what i know)

Did I defeat the chinks?

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My Danbo from MuhammadAliExpress has been in the sky for two days now.
Did he die and go to heaven?

>>56031360
also should I use a PO box to order to?

Guys i want to buy a RC Car (or an helicopter) to play with my cat, what would you recommend?

>>56030775
go here and login and if it redirects you to a download page you've got your unlock permissions.. the unlocker uses a login instead of a code now

>>56031556
no, why would yo uwant to

>>56031565
the JJRC H8 is currently $10

Sup csg

anyone tried buying dynamic microphones from chinkland? I'm looking at these 4:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Updated-Version-NO-OFF-Switch-BETA-58A-Professional-Vocal-Dynamic-Wired-Microphone-For-BETA58A-BETA-58/32674615766.html?scm=1007.13339.39449.0&pvid=2a326202-66f6-436c-9dce-67f7ead255a8&tpp=1

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Quality-SM-58-58S-SM58SL-SM58S-Clear-Sound-Handheld-Karaoke-Microphone-Dynamic-Mic-SM-58SL-Cardioid/1556526_32665032113.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Super-Cardioid-Microphone-Dynamic-Vocal-Wired-Microphone-Professional-Beta58A-Beta-58A-58-A-Mic-For-Karaoke/1556526_32252055236.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Top-Quality-Karaoke-Cardioid-Dynamic-Vocal-Wired-Microphone-Mike-For-SM58LC-SM58S-SM-58-SM-58S/1556526_32564097941.html

I also need an audio interface that can take XLR. What I buy?

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>>56030591
>Mi pens are out of stock on mi.com
>Pens are 38 Yuan on Taobao
Great.

>>56031607
BM-800 duh

>>56031596
not sure, never ordered any chink shit before so that's why I asked

>>56031605
>JJRC H8
I will look it up thank senpai

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>>56031567
>go here and login
I'm gonna assume you mean the unlock tab of en.miui.com. I logged in and it gave me a download link and instructions. Does that mean I'm set to go with the official way? I'm really confused.

>>56031634
BM800 is a condenser microphone

I'm looking for a dynamic microphone

>Schott 8625 Glass Capsule

/g/, help
I'm searching empty implantable glass capsules, like the rfid ones used for dog's chips

i've already tried on Alibaba but the fags there dont seem to care to reply

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http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/The-shippping-cost-for-40-USD-coupon/2067142_32712506447.html

JUST

>>56031694
What the heck is this thing?

>>56031544
their only advantage is the higher discharge rate, which doesn't matter for battery banks
it is only important when you want to use them in a quadcopter, mouth fedora or something else that draws lots of power
overall quality and reliability should be the same for all of them, since they are all being made by the industry's leading manufacturers

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Has anyone tried ordering tea?
https://ru.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-250g-Taiwan-high-mountains-Jin-Xuan-Milk-Oolong-Tea-wulong-tea-green-the-tea/462598752.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.117.jXnYPg
Tried this one and it was meh.

are there any good microphones that i can velcro onto my headphones like the modmic?

>>56031741
>trusting chinks with anything you put in your mouth

>>56031716
Just read the description, senpai.

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>>56031749
>Dear Buyer, if you use the 40 USD coupons, you need pay the shipping cost.
>different product need different shipping cost,
>please contact us before you buy it.
>thank you.
>thank you.
>thank you.
>Very thank you~

yeah I'm still lost

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>>56031547
my headphones have been flying since sunday, have faith m8 u havn't been chinked yet

>>56031647
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_186259.html

>>56031716
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Celebrity-Wig-Machine-Made-Short-Human-Hair-Wigs-Full-Lace-Bob-Wigs-For-Black-Women/32484648974.html

>>56031805
You still have to pay the shipment of items ordered with a coupon.

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>>56031805
Seller gave out $40 discount on over $43 orders, probably by accident.
After that he quickly pulled all items from his store.

There's probably a few people who managed to use the coupon in time.

Also what do you lads think about this $0.50 VR item?

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/VR-BOX-2-0-Virtual-Reality-3D-Glasses/1470344_32670032297.html

>>56031259
Make sure to order her a few vaguely sexual things and gauge the reaction.

>>56031860
Did you look at your own link?

>>56031874
I'm so not going to by my mother a triple XL dragon dildo "the terminator" with 900W vibrator engine.

>>56031899
What do you mean senpai?

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>>56030623
do it nerd

>>56031380
link is in the op

>>56031684
gotta bump

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>>56031546
Left to right

My pants, my sport shoes, my matress.

Any good usb 3.0 sd card readers?

>>56031860
>Porn movie resources
Wtf are you even ordering here anon?

>>56031934
Oh oops, didn't see that there. Thanks.

>>56031035
If you remove the outer shell you'll find that those are probably recycled laptop batteries, or 08500 batteries inside of an 18650 shell.

can any anon recommend some good pc camera and mic

>>56031921
Buy a chink $2 tenga egg and when she sees it yell "I HAVE TO USE THOSE BECAUSE I CAN'T USE YOU" and run away crying.

It'll work, trust me.

>>56031957
cool anon
you should look at your semen

>>56031957
>>56032121
I agree, look at your semen and post the results.

>>56032121
...i might do that.

>>56032186
2 more requests and i'll do it

>>56032214
Do it, faggot.

My fucking zircons just bit the dust after 2 months of use. Thinking about getting those new piston pod things, can anyone comment on them?

>>56032195
>>56032214
we're all waiting

>>56032214
Do it.

>>56032214
Don't do it! My request is negaive -1 so you are back to needing two again

>>56032214
You should deliver, anon

>>56032269
What makes you think this wasn't just bait from another anon to trick us and he wasn't OP for the magnifier glasses post?

>>56032287
He should deliver anyway.

I'm not leaving this thread until I see closeups of some semen.

>>56032287
Nothing, honestly.
However, anons, have you ever tryed a chink projector screen like link related?
https://it.aliexpress.com/item/16-9-120inch-Projector-Screen-with-Grommets-9x16-Finished-Edge-White-Curtain-Simple-Screen-Portable-Projection/32385453565.html

>>56030552
Meh, you can't expect much power from such a small motor, might be enough for electronic and small stuff but I seriously doubt that you could screw any wood screws with that thing, simply not enough torque

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Zoom-sperm here.
This is the best pic i could get.
Sorry if its not good enough

>>56032371
actually delivered, lel

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>>56032214

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>>56032371
You did well anon

>>56032371
That will do

>>56032371
Fuck, I feel an unnatural urge to lick it up.

Your semen looks thick and juicy as fuck, anon..

>>56032371
W-why do I have a boner?

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I'm thinking about buying Redmi 3
My coworker recommended me to buy from here to not get jewed out by my country's customs
https://www.ibuygou.com/
Is it safe? Or I will get chink'd if I buy from here?

>buy $15 chink raspberry pi touchscreen on ebay
>arrives with the screen cracked
>first time this happens to me
>check item page
>"30 days money back, buyer pays return shipping"
>oh shit
>explain to them how I will have to pay $60 for return shipping because I live in a far away 3rd shithole
>I am sorry to hear that about that, how about we send you a replacement? Regards, Susan
>mfw they actually sent it

I wanna cry lads

>>56032605
Whoa, really?

>>56032605
>>56032654

Do you even SE?

>>56032605
>it will arrive with a broken screen as well

>>56032605
how can you tell? they just sent a fake tracking number and will wait enough days so you can't open a dispute

>>56031921
s-so, you're not going to post an aliexpress link for that?

>>56032720
>>56032707

Well It got here in 3 weeks, ebay says in the return page

" If you and your seller need more time to work things out, your request will stay open until Sep 28, 2016."´

I guess I still have time right?

>>56032669
w-what's that?

>>56031651
yea if you get redirected to the download link it means you have unlock permissions, you download the app and login with xiaomi account and it'll unlock your phone. it was confusing for me aswell as i was waiting for them to text me the code for ages.

>>56032548
i've heard it of before, it's a legit site with legit xiaomi but idk if it's worth ordering from there

Awful here

Got my threaded USB cables today I bought from Ali. Will post some pics when I get home.

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I just bought a sony walkman AM/FM radio off ebay. Can the NSA still listen to my conversations with it and phone home like they can with phones or am I being overly paranoid?

>>56032920
Imagine being so self-obsessed, that you have to say who you are, despite it having absolutely no relation to what you wrote.

>>56032929
Radio is the easiest thing to eavesdrop. anyone with a shitty baofeng could hear you from miles.

>>56032993
Mostly saying that so my subs know a shitty ass review is comming up soon.

>>56033013
I think he bought a receiver, and is asking if the NSA can hot-mic it. To which the answer is no, since it's probably doesn't have a microphone in it.

>>56031255
Link ?

>>56032050

nothing under the label. Dare I go further?

>>56033040
Oh, thought he meant a walkie talkie or something.

>>56031035

>9800mah

Kek, yes. Last I checked the highest capacity 18650s you can buy are the Panasonic NCB18650 at 3400mah.

You got Chinked son

>>56033040
>>56033109
Yeah, it's a transceiver and I just double checked when it was made, it was made in the mid 80s. Looks like I have nothing to worry about.

Any cheeky coupons lads?

>>56033303
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SBP6ctE_UaiWWEDlvsrN9Zgnt5bcWymMFgWYCLlcKJc/edit#gid=0

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OK anons, my puerh tea cakes have arrived and I just brewed one of them. I will post a few pictures. The one I just brewed is meant to taste of oranges. Anyway I think I fucked up the brewing process a bit because you're supposed to only brew the cake for like 10 seconds or something and I brewed for a few minutes. However, when I was filtering the tea leaves from the tea at the end I managed to pour some of the liquid away by accident and then filled up the mug back to the top with boiling water, so it won't be so strong. I washed the puerh cake with boiling water before brewing. I haven't tried it yet I'm just waiting for it to cool down. Will post updates on the taste.

are kz ate's any good? i broke my non chink IEMs

Seems like there is a coupon for miband27 for the miband2 in banggood. Now if I'd actually had a use for it

>>56033338
lmao

>>56033338
>brew the cake for like 10 seconds
10 seconds? really?
is it reusable?

>tea

I'm pretty steamed that I have to go through all kinds of shit to get good german tea but chinks can just send their dried dandelion leaves over no problem

>>56033338
>>56033375
The brewing time for puerh tea (or any kind of tea) depends on the method you use. Typically puerh is brewed Gonfu style which means a lot of leaves per water and short brewing times.
You don't have to brew it like this tough. You can just use less leaves and brew it longer.

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>>56033338
well it tastes okay.. i would like to rebrew it properly with a fresh cake.. however it doesn't taste bad right now and i think it's safe to drink..
>>56033375
yeah i think you can get up to 10 brews out of them, the idea is the first time you brew for 10 seconds, second time 20 seconds and so on..

>>56033423
thank you yeah, i used the full cake for this one though..

if anyone wants to buy the tea i can post a link, they're $0.20 per cake, free shipping.

>>56033334
It's all shit desu

>>56033480
Do it senpai, i want to get cancer too!

>>56031808
that's a qt keyboard, where2cop

>>56033497
We should get a collection of coupons in chinkshit.xyz, someone could manage it

>>56033531

>someone could manage it

good luck with that

>>56031808
Sauce on the keyboard ?

>>56033514
its a majestouch minila

>>56033074
Don't know why they don't turn up in the search no more
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/204114
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/group/Colorful-Socks/204114_500024846.html

>>56033512
here is the store link: http://www.aliexpress.com/store/all-wholesale-products/1585060.html

i've been tasting the tea some more, it's surprisingly good for what i paid but i've brewed it too long and made it bitter. i think this is the jasmine flavoured one.

>>56033575
Thank you fa.m

>>56033543
It's quite easy actually, remove them all.

>>56032929
AM/FM radio is unidirectional. It travels to you from the radio tower, it does not travel from you to anywhere.

NSA couldn't do anything even if they wanted to.

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light box and hygiene kit came in, ordered around the 1st. light box is kinda small, but the led lights are nice and bright. Nail trimmers make me happy.

>>56033720
boil that shit before you use it.
wash it with washing up liquid too

>>56031280
I hate them

>>56033720
awww they're so happy

>>56033713
http://imgur.com/a/Us0ta/all
he gon' get v&

Did the tamagotchi anon ever post any more info?
I'm kinda interested.

ok i've setup the coupon script with my vps, gonna leave it running

>>56033836
i've got one off aliexpress, but i'm not the original anon any questions?

>>56033863
Did it work alright?

Also. Do have a link? I can't seem to find it.

>>56033815
plus the case is pretty classy looking
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/happyclippyfamily/1083067924.html

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>>56033887
forgot pic

>>56033878
yea it works fine, software is same as original

here is the link to where i got it: http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32543256143.html

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>>56033926
Neat. Thanks péngyou!

>>56033948
no worries, update us when you get it senpai

Why cant chinks make decent tablets? Most have android 4.4 or have dualboot with windows when fucking having 32gb storage

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sweet jesus

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>>56033998
link pls

ugh my Xiaomi hybrids just broke
>>56030678

>>56034075
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-35-Scale-WW2-After-a-Battle-1945-Two-Russians-and-three-German-soldiers-Historical-WWII/32541996905.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.76.xH5rjs&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10055_10049_10017_10059_10058_10060_10061_10062_10064,searchweb201603_3&btsid=a5c9b619-ab7e-4352-9e7e-345a3ce88c53

Best chink micro usb cable?

should i pay half a dollar for aliexpress standard shipping or is it the same as the free china post registered air mail?

>>56034265
sellers shipping method can be surface mail for all we know FYI

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Got something in the mail today

So how do you root the Redmi note 3?

There's so many guides out there and I'm nervous following the wrong one would brick my phone. I've got the official authorisation to unlock but it's stuck at 50% all the time.

>>56034186
aukey, orico and ugreen are all good

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>>56034325
It's the $2.5 multimeter

>>56034438
Really bricking your redmi is quite difficult. You can usually always go indo EDL and reflash a stock rom.

>>56034438
Do you just want to root or flash another rom?

>>56034438
You probably need to flash the developer ROM with MiFlash first because the seller installed some shitty ROM
This guy made some video instructions
https://www.youtube.com/user/Tomsgt123/videos

Do you want to use MIUI with root or install CM13?

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Got my James Donkey mouse today. It's breddy good. I really like the non-slip pads on the sides.

>>56034492
>>56034478
>>56034462
I just want to use MiUI with root.

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>>56034453
It's a bit off (shows 20mV less than my quality multimeter at 5V)
Was looking for a trimmer inside because usually you can calibrate it there, it doesn't have one. It also doesn't have the 250mA fuse it says it has on the back of the device.

>>56034273
I chose the aliexpress standard option, hope it is not shit

>>56034559
Ok, you can still follow the video tutorials

Check if it's already unlocked (got mine with an unlocked bootloader from Geekbuying)
with
> fastboot oem device-info

otherwise you probably really need to flash the dev rom first

>>56034559
>>56034478
>authorisation to unlock but it's stuck at 50% all the time.

You have to flash developer rom to unlock.
then do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_P7Qd3kpAI

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shit, I think I broke it already, it only shows this now, probably I didn't get the conductive rubber in the right place when I reassembled it

>>56033756
Boiling water can't melt cadmium plating

>>56034453
>>56034566
>Nonfused input
>input bus bars are thin PCBs
>inaccurate
its a $2.50 death sentence waiting to happen. but if you don't work on high power systems then
I guess it will not kill you.

>>56034566
>It also doesn't have the 250mA fuse it says it has on the back of the device.
It's probably a "fuse", aka a small thin PCB connection which is meant to burn up.

>>56030839

They're genuine Panasonic 3400mah cells. They must have changed suppliers

>>56034690
looks like the free multimeters i get form harbor freight

Does anyone have a list of chink video reviewers? I checked the wiki and couldn't find one.

>>56034710
I got one that says it is CATIII 600V. Do you think they would lie with these ratings?

>>56034738
>free
>have to purchase another product
>$6.99 shipping

>>56034690
just go to harbor freight and get a free one every single day.
http://www.harborfreight.com/digitalsavings.html

>>56034522
can u link pls anon?

>>56034710
The mA range was even quite accurate when I compared it to my better multimeter.
I usually work with 3.3V or 5V, so in the worst case it gets warm.
But now it's broken anyway
>>56034811
I'm from Germany, there are no harbor freight shops here

My package should come tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/Z7MMTmVZcVs?t=2m30s

>>56034811
enjoy being shot

>>56034859
This is the listing I bought mine from. Took 12 days from when I ordered it to when it showed up in my mailbox too (USA). http://www.aliexpress.com/item/james-donkey/32656883201.html

>>56034879
lmao

>>56034899
>sorry, this item is no longer available

anyone got a one dollar mouse link?

>>56034933
raped

>>56034949
Can't find one on Aliexpress and eBay (the $1 there is $1.99 now)
You probably have to wait a few days

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$2 three button eBay mouse came in .the plamrest feels nice, but the plastic is cheep

>>56031741
yes several times, what you want to know?

>>56035130
is it really heroine or something?

>>56034890
>tfw I'm a negro

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How much better is this than the $7 generic ones? It's a little late to change my mind, but I still curious

>>56035209
>bluetooth earphones

>>56035238
Yes?

>>56033425
you... are supposed to break them before.

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Are these any good? wan one for my memepad

>>56035163
no its more like dried marijuanas

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car things, /csg/?

I ordered two of these things

need ideas for other things to order

thanks

>>56035083
Do you have a link? I bought this one:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/322035984781
I will do a review when it arrives...

Any of you guys watch BigClive? He does a lot of teardowns/schematics/analysis of Chinese electronics

Are there any channels like his with more content? It's really interesting

>>56035238
Bluetooth headphones are dogshit m8

>>56035300
it's okay but it pops out on mine when I insert something, depends on your slot I guess

>>56035309
Ugh what the fuck is wrong with you

>>56030686
>gamemaxx 300 Deepcool
its 48% cooler than stock but average in general.
it runs at 21~16db but the low static pressure makes it just meh.

>>56035375
stuff always falls in the cracks man

>>56035309
radar detector and car camera. also you could get a double din android stereo with nav and backup camera input. I made a rearview mirror mount for my radar detector with a bicycle reflector mount and extened the wiring so it sits up high and isnt in the way with cords all over the place. also put the wiring for the camera up there too.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/V9-12V-Car-Detector-English-Russian-Voice-OEM-Language-LED-Display-Driving-Safely-Avoiding-Fine-Laser/32654426046.html

>>56035375
he probably bought it the same color as the seats, i do not see any problem...

>>56035390
dang I already have a radar detector (LRD950) and dash cam (G1W-C)

tried doing the bicycle reflector mount but it doesn't work on my mirror

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wew

>>56034792
cant you just get these in the store by buying some 99cent thing?

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>>56034740
Dirty Reviews - nice accent and may have started off the shark meme
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - proud child molester, had his leg reattached after an accident
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - hosted the /csg/ podcast (RIP) and has birbs galore
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, likes his referral links and shilling
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Frostycakez - gets chinked by chink drone purchases repeatedly
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn7FeJcsUaxRbS22Zfn1uYg

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed with no lighting
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, reviews of chink TV boxes and computer cases
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

SkeletonKeystone - reviewed a chink Famicom and promptly quit the video review game
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRmpwW7pWFCbSiWDeFNGLg

Big Clive is also required watching here in /csg/

>>56035323
Explain

>>56035309

You're in luck

I ordered for my Mazdaspeed6 :

Some of those drop stops
Aux cable
LEDs for the whole car (because normie fucks can't into seeing a silver car)
License plate bracket (cause one of the Thai nail ladies in my block knocked it off my car and broke it)

Should be arriving any day now so I'll let you know how they turn out

im buying a redmi note 3 pro tomorrow
i know to ask for the box to be sealed, is there anything else? I'l be ordering from ali, unless there is somewhere better to order from
what do i need to do to be able to unlock it? do i still need to request an unlock code or is there a tool now?
sorry to ask all of this, I've tried to do as much research as i can but i just want to make sure, not trying to get chinked

>>56035516
Big clive live is amazing, but a lot of his shit is outdated, like 2014 power bank videos.

>>56035320
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChWv6Pn_zP0rI6lgGt3MyfA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5I2hjZYiW9gZPVkvzM8_Cw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5I2hjZYiW9gZPVkvzM8_Cw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl9OJE9OpXui-gRsnWjSrlA
and the king of shittiest chink made shit:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl2mFZoRqjw_ELax4Yisf6w

>>56035516
someone needs to add this to the wiki

>>56035305
Even better

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Here is a suggestion for the meme fagbag a shirt or whatever.

>>56034453
Harbor Freight is GIVING them away
Got one last time I went there

Whatever happened to that coupon thing some other anons were working on? I managed to snag the 40 off 43 dollar coupon before it got taken down, but was too late to actually buy anything with it.

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>>56035566
Adding the /csg/ podcast to the wiki would be nice too, episode 1 is still a really fun listen.

soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio

>>56035673

kys

>>56029557
What's terrible about them? Are they not comfortable, or is the fit off? Because, they do actually look a lot like the real ones.

>>56035722
Who are you even replying to?

>>56034566
It's like I'm watching Big Clive

>>56035300
pretty shitty. drivers were hard to get for mine and they don't put out enough power

but they did hit usb 3 speeds

>>56035816
>not using 4chan x

kys

>>56034438
>>56034559
1. You have to unlock the bootloader
2. Flash TWRP
3. Use TWRP to flash supersu (and probably a modified boot.img depending on your rom).

Use Cofface or Alka TWRP if you want to keep using official MIUI.

>>56035390
>Radar detector detectors[edit]
Main article: Radar detector detector
The superheterodyne receiver in radar detectors has a local oscillator that radiates slightly, so it is possible to build a radar-detector detector, which detects such emissions (usually the frequency of the radar type being detected, plus about 10 MHz). The VG-2 Interceptor was the first device developed for this purpose, but has since been eclipsed by the Spectre III and Spectre Elite.[2] This form of "electronic warfare" cuts both ways - since detector-detectors use a similar superheterodyne receiver, many early "stealth" radar detectors were equipped with a radar-detector-detector-detector circuit, which shuts down the main radar receiver when the detector-detector's signal is sensed, thus preventing detection by such equipment.

>Radar-detector-detector-detector

This is fucking marvelous. I'm learning things that sound like the build up to a comedy skit.

Debating between buying a Wasabi Mango 4K monitor and a Seiki Pro 4K monitor. Wasabi Mango comes from eBay, Seiki from Amazon Prime.

As far as I can tell - which isn't a whole fucking lot from the pages - they're about the same. I'm leaning toward the Seiki purely because I'm a longtime Prime member who spends probably ~$15k a year with Amazon, and it's functionally impossible for me to get chinked there.

Which should I get?

Wasabi Mango: http://www.ebay.com/itm/WASABI-MANGO-UHD400-REAL-4K-HDMI-2-0-40-UHD-3840x2160-Samsung-Panel-Monitor-/141984560922?roken=cUgayN&soutkn=PNymBD

Seiki: https://amazon.com/Seiki-SM40UNP-40-0-Inch-LED-Lit-Monitor/dp/B00RVGXZ08

>>56035662
I have to know what the japanese characters say - its something to do with kamakaze.

what's a good cheap phone (< $150) that supports cm and updates, that has a good camera and LTE (preferably qualcomm, as I've read that bands can be unlocked in qcom chipsets)?

>>56036050
RN3P
I checked and has nightly support in the cm13 page.

>>56035954
I have a seiki se39uy04 can confirm it for being pretty legit. Dunno about the Pros, but I assume they`re significantly better than what I have.

>ordered a bunch of zip ties from ali because I could get them for less than 1 cent per piece
>I have no use for zip ties

>>56036144
I ziptied every loose wire in my house.

>>56036163
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/kidnapping-tools/2049751005.html

There's no stopping me now.

has anyone actually bought the dried mango? how is it?

>>56036144
>>56036171
>>56036163

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qdRXaOxJUw

>>56035954
For what it's worth, the samsung 40in 4k tv was selling for 500 a couple weeks ago. i bought it then, and it's been pretty awesome.

>>56036066
thanks m8, that's a really nice phone. will look for reviews and stuff.
can anyone here tell me the cons of buying a RN3P?

>>56036171
>kidnapping-tools
lel

>>56036163
>>56036171
You can also use zip ties to make neat modifications to knives that use a thumbhole to open like the /csg/-approved Ganzo G729: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOiGkvdwlhs

>>56035319
http://www.ebay.com/itm/121877814503

>>56036263
>>56036050
check the wiki

>>56036263
>>56036050
Camera is pretty meh, but it has all the rest and it's value is unbeatable.

>>56036267
This is illegal in California. Fuck this state

>>56036323
>following unjust laws

>>56036323
>voting for lawmakers to write unjust laws

>>56036323
make sure you dont leave, ever. wouldnt want more californians destroying other states.

>>56036323
cucklifornia

>>56036273
Too bad it doesn't ship to my country,
also
>1200 DPI
Is there a difference between 1200 and 1600 DPI?

>>56036423
one number is higher than the other

>>56036279
>>56036302
thanks.
it's $163 in gearbest: http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_308841.html
wonder if I can find it cheaper somewhere else, or a gb coupon?

>>56036565
http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro

>>56035390
Do these radar detectors work in the US? Hell, do the even work, period? At that price, it's awfully tempting.

>>56036565
Most people here have the 3/32 ram/rom version which is ~$170.

Also check http://willmyphonework.net before buying and check kimovil for best prices.

>>56036323
ATTENTION:
The blade is razor sharp, be careful and attentive when using them!
Store your knife out of the reach of Children!

NOTE:
All knives sold in mainland California do not have a lock, since they are not subject to the carrying ban-law.

Ok guys the time has finally come!

I am buying a rn3p.

My question: as a canucklefuck, what is the absolute best site I can order from?

Willing to wait up to a month for delivery but can't risk waiting for than sixty days. Moving to Nippon (honto ni).

Don't wanna get chinked and have to ship it again to myself.

>>56036592
>>56036634
>http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro
nice, the 3GB one is even cheaper, thanks a lot an0n!

>>56036680
Any shop with DHL shipping?
>>56036592

>>56030678
Don't listen to him, they're shit for their price, awful bass for hard Rock, metal or any other slightly complex genre, poor middle and high, I had to spend 1 hour setting up the equalizer in order to get a decent sound, not worth the $18 and 35 days of waiting. I had the skullcandy ink'd 2 before, got it for $13 and it was the best for the price, pretty balanced and bass was clear, not like the xiaomeme, even when people over the Internet talk about how shitty are skullcandy iems and how great are the hybrids,they even say that they sound like $100+ iems,bullshit. My sister got the piston colorful edition for $6 and they're pretty good, I should've got 3 of those instead of the hybrids

>>56036757
Hong Kong Gold way it is then.

Why not use an aliexpress free option ? I can wait and I'm gonna be paying duty anyway...

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>>56034453

>He didn't get a free one from Harbor Freight.

>>56035309

Link to the crack stuffer?

>>56036793
Well you said you wanted it fast, who knows if it will take more than a month, it's chinky roulette with those things.

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Can I trust my brakes to chinaman?

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>>56036824
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Universal-Leather-Car-Seat-Gap-soft-pad-Padding-Spacer-Protective-Case-Auto-Cleaner-Clean-Slot-Plug/32596355765.html

$1.48

>>56036267
that's so fucking stupid

>>56036680
Aliexpress stores offer DHL shipping, and if you actually pay for good shipping, who would have thought, you get good shipping.

I ordered a Redmi 2 way back when with DHL and got it before the week was up, paid fucking 60$ import fees on 30$ shipping, making a marked up 200$ phone almost 300$ shsjoschauaabwbduzgs

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>>56036847
hope brown matches

>>56036891
No, it's tactical and efficient and it gets girls' panties soaking wet.

>>56036423
400

>>56036847

Thanks yo.

>>56036930

Can confirm. Am a gril and got wet when I saw this.

>>56034899
>he bought a girs' mouse

>>56036973
I am a girl.

>>56036989
anon pls there are no girls here

>>56036906

You Canadian?

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>>56036989

>>56036989
Not only you are lying to us, but you are lying to yourself, which is worse...

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Okay /counter strike general / I received my package for my mic, usb 4.0 bluetooth dongle, and Gaymin Mouse.

The mic is good, sound quality is not bad at all. On the construction side it's made of a lot of aluminium . The pop filter smells like fucking Chinky cancer so thats a plus. COmes with just the mic and an XLR to 3.5mm jack cable. Cables thick too. If anyone knows of a good program to test it on I'll give it a whirl.


The usb dongle does usb things and bluetooth things, nothing to say that hasn't been said.

The mouse glows pretty nicely, my issue is that it's wayyy to light for me to use a lot. Which is unfortunate. Going to play test it in good old tf2 so wish me luck


and yes i can make a better pic if asked.

>>56036964

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

www.aliexpress.com/item/I_Scream_but_God_Will_not_Answer/32650703200.html

What were they thinking?

>>56036989
trap*

>>56037064
>that mousepad
>that mouse
#CRINGE

>>56037145
>using a hashtag on 4chan
cringe

@56037145 + @56037180


Get a room, (you) two!

>>56037145
I know its cringe, I just recently got a job to get a new mouse pad okay ya cunty, let me get settled

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hey i tried the custom bag link and is not working
Anyone else is having that problem?

>>56037241
>needing a job to get a 99c mousepad

>>56037286
>trying to get a job with that reading comprehension

>>56037329
you sound like a cringey prick

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Should I pull the trigger?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/RuiYi-Gotta-Touch-Em-All-Tank-Top-Pedobear-Ash-Pokemon-Pikachu-Character-3d-print-casual-summer/32534677809.html

>>56037382
I dare you

>>56037382
>60 thousand people will have this shirt

>>56037459
retard

>>56037503
>>56037503
>>56037503

New bread

>>56031152
What about Senfer 4in1? Also Vivo XE800 is really popular

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>>56037382
>Gotta touch Em all

>>56034690
That model is the shittest of the shittest, for 9$ you can get the okay tier BEST DT9205M or DT9205M+ some anons have been using those for over 2 years with no issues, mine is just 3 months old and 0 complains so far, I use it along with a Fluke.

>>56031727
If you have QC capable, 3amp+ out or variable DC output (5~19~21V) power banks it will have a difference.

Mouth fedora users tend to drift toward the Sony 2100mah 30A discharge batteries.