/csg/ Chink Shit General

I've been having some successes with the modified coupon finder program (with the stores in random order). testing it out yesterday, i was getting about 75 coupons per hour, bearing in mind the script only outputs coupons that give over 50% discount. unfortunately, when running it last night, windows decided to update and i lost all the output. if anyone else wants to try it out, here is the modified code again: http://pastebin.com/qq6VNXQ3

>>56024837
first

third for mangosteen juice

Making my first order on Ali
Should I setup an alipay account or is paying with a card through the regular aliexpress website (it says powered by alipay) secure enough?

>>56024974
You are already protected by it. Im peaty sure almost no one has one.

>>56024974
pay thru card on aliexpress, it uses alipay and is separate, i've used it for years

just out of curiosity, to the chinkshit randomiser guy, what host do you use?

http://pastebin.com/aVw336tr

I just noticed AliExpress is not secure by Chrome standards. It isn't even HTTPS.

This is the correct site, right? http://www.aliexpress.com/

I'm getting suspicious about hijack. Company of that size should have their shit together considering even 4chan can into secure connection.

Should I start a Google sheet to put all of the coupon script output into?
>>56024837

>>56025072
it's secure for login and payment, you don't really need a secure connection for browsing products.. secure for everything is a nice meme but not really necessary everywhere and most people who use aliexpress won't really care.

>>56025059
nice, which script version did you use?
>>56025086
yes please anon

>>56024837
Those pros and cons are not for the Roidmi 2s you dope.

>>56025092
randomized with global site output and 50 threads
ran it over night on my rpi

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>>56024837
who /chinesegenocide/ here?

>>56025092
Here, anyone can edit. Feel free to add your own outputs but try to avoid duplicating any.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SBP6ctE_UaiWWEDlvsrN9Zgnt5bcWymMFgWYCLlcKJc/edit?usp=sharing

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>>56025072
The mobile site is https surprisingly

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>>56025122
Wow, true. What are they even doing?! How can their desktop site be HTTP while their mobile is HTTPS? How is that possible?

Banggood or Gearbest?

Which one has better customer service?
Which one has a better discount/reward system?
Which one has more products(in the computing/smartphone/tablet category)?

I don't want to waste my time with 2 sites... I just want to choose one since the prices seem more or less the same anyway...

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/LA-MV29-P-HDMI-USB-AV-VGA-ATV-PC-LCD-LED-Controller-Board-LVDS-DIY-1920x108/110868_32314491986.html

should i pull the trigger /csg/? i was going to go with another model ($3 cheaper but had my LCD model in description) but they recommended this.

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Suck it chinaman, I expect to receive the flash drive I ordered at the price I paid for it

>tfw no kawaii german officer
www.aliexpress.com/item//32450385428.html?

>>56025177
Wow what pieces of chink shit

Not even an offer of offering some free shit to you, discount or just giving you the item from their own mistake

Fuck Chinks

Need a new phone, really only care about aesthetics and sound quality.

Can any chink phones come close to s7 or iPhone?

>>56025177
man I saw that deal about a few days ago.
What a bunch of faggots

>>56025233
chinks are the worst, I wish we had a jap shit general, yet everything is too damn high

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interesting

>>56025177
Fuck em. Tell them they're going to send you the product at the advertised price or you're giving them 1 star.

>>56025258
You want a jap shit general because their shit isn't shit.

>>56025177
I'll 1 star them for you, damn chinks

>>56025258
Man we need a thai or korean general. At least you won't get screwed over like how chinks do it.

>>56025278
Ahahahaha gooks are just as bad.

>>56025278
>korean general

Dude, gooks are fucking horrible, I hate gooks and chinks equally.

Japs are cool though, very friendly but just too expensive

>>56025278
Check ebuy for gook monitors.1-3 dead pixels is considered pixel perfect. DO not trust the yellow skins mate.

>>56025110
yeah thats decent, the one linked above also includes the store name which is good.. but you got a lot of output, i wouldn't expect that much from a rpi

>>56025284
they scew you over and make you pay full price
>samsung

>>56025146
i like both desu, just pick whichever is cheaper each time.. or use both and see which you prefer..

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>>56025267
>>56025278

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>>56025333
Badass

unfortunately the script doesn't check whether the items have a minimum order :(

>>56025333
Keep updating us anon, I can smell the drama

>>56025333
Savage

>>56025333
>that emoji
Fucken perfect

>>56025333
Poor Cathy is gonna get fired again.

Are there any chink external hard drives (2TB) worth buying? I think my pc is about to die

>>56025333
Capitalism is cruel.

>Still no invite to the gearbest shilling program
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>56025363
buy an internal harddrive and use a chink hard drive case to make it external. orico make good ones.

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>>56025333
goddamn

>>56025363
There aren't any good HDD, They make decent SSD though

aliexpress.com/item/MemeShoes/32704011159.ht
ml?
fuck i want these

>>56025387
Don't be a faggot.

>>56025387
>Max size 10.5
also, learn how to link.

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>>56025333
Perfect.

>>56025363
So is this what i'm looking for?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-ORICO-2599US3-2-5-hdd-enclosure-Sata-to-USB-3-0-external-free-tool-hdd/1902217651.html
Where would I get the Hard drive itself?

>>56025380
I assume a lot of them would not be as advertised, are there any stores in particular I should look at?

>>56025258
Of course there is >>>/jp/15657796

>>56025458
First reply was meant to be
>>56025370

>>56025117
That image looks like a minature coffin, the proportions seem wrong

>>56025473
Chinks are short.

anyone know anything about chink dash cams

>>56025458
yes something like that and you would get the cheapest hard drive you could find of the size you wanted in your home country. also the chink ssds are good. buy kingdian if you want one.

>>56025333
Aliexpress needs some seller protections. Not just for poor cathy but for the buyer- having the seller scared of you seems like a good idea at first but it means that anything but a 5 star is basically a death sentence for the seller, and sometimes things do go wrong.
It seems aliexpress doesn't even have the kind of system that will allow a seller to back out of a deal. Sellers in civilised countries have some rights

>>56025480
http://www.gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_268947.html
Xiaomi's got your back senpai

>>56025475
No I mean it seems like a dollhouse sized coffin. The image isn't of a coffin that's far away but just really small

>>56025510
thanks

>>56025508
>chinks
>having rights
pick one

>>56025508
shut up vicky

>>56025591
>>56025593
I'm saying it'd be better for the buyer since it promotes honesty

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>mfw A$2 chink earphones arrive
>mfw they sound ALMOST as good as my dying 3 yo vmoda remotes

Only issue is build quality. Cheap plastic and thin wires.

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>>56025610
Not having that good rights is one of the reasons chink shit is much cheaper than the EU goods we get at the stores.

>>56025508
In practice they have the same rights as third-party sellers on Amazon. It's perfectly possible for the seller to refuse to ship an order on Ali; if I do raise a dispute all I'll get is a refund on my 60p and (hopefully) the opportunity to leave a one-star review.
The same applies to online sellers in the UK - if they put something online with an incorrect price they are well within their legal rights to cancel any orders made at that price, at the expense of some bad PR and losing customer goodwill.
The difference is that there are literally hundreds of thousands of sellers on Ali, so any given seller losing even a small amount of customer trust is as likely as not to be a death sentence for them.

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What is it going to be?

>>56025508
Yes until someone else then makes a new aliexpress where the buyers have all the rights again. Then as a customer do you want to shop where you are treated above the seller or where they can fuck with you abusing seller protections?

Pretty easy to see why they will stick with the current system, it's working.

>>56024908
>>56025059

Sorry for sounding dim but what's the final field (cheapest)?

>>56025743
dildo

>>56025747
Why not both? I'm not talking about sellers being able to fuck you over, I'm talking about the facilitation of honest trade.

This obsession with 5 stars is not healthy.

>>56025743
Memes

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>>56025637
>EU
2 years is a tad bit too much even for a consumerist like me

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>>56025177
Shit
I bought the same thing
I'm not getting shit am I

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>>56025743
SARS and cancer

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>>56025743
>>56025761
>>56025763
It is a 16Ah meme

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>>56025616

>>56025762
They find ways to chink us now, your idea would just give them more even more opportunities to do so.

>>56025747
A seller accidentally setting a discount way too low and getting completely 100% fucked, probably losing the shop and livelihood as well, is not a fair market. Giving the seller the basic right to not get completely assfucked because they did one mistake is not abusing seller protections.

any news on Vicky? is >she still alive?

>>56025816
This.

>>56025758
The cheapest item in the store.
Some shops give nice discounts like $5 from orders above $5.01 but if the cheapest item is $30 it's probably not a good coupon

>>56025816
No, fuck them, they fucking started raising prices this month.

They don't loose jack shit, they just get a new account, with the same fucking people and everything.

Everybody selling the exact same shit from the same factory over on Taobao, a lot of them have multiple accounts with prices a tad different from each other to drive customers to their main account.

Ordered from 3 different stores, all shipped out from the same address.

>>56025758
it gives the cheapest item on the store however it doesn't work so well (ie sometimes there'll be a minimum order number and it'll just be showing price/piece)

>>56025862
With seller protection they wouldn't need to make 4 different stores just in case they make a mistake and one gets shut down.

>>56025872
If you love it so much just go back to amazon, personally I'd like the sellers to have the least amount of rights possible. If I could have Jack Ma go to their factory personally and force them to ship the orders I would to get a good deal.

>>56025846
>>56025864

I see, thanks guys

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>>56025826
Her ashes were used to fill fake lithium batteries, RIP

>>56025773
I don't know. They're only out by about £1.50 per order on this though so they may just bite the bullet and ship them out

I got some .30cent earplugs from aliexpress, surprising they didn't muffled the sound. I've used them while watching a shitty movie at my local cinema

>>56025872
They make different stores not for mistakes, but to fucking artificially create the illusion that the item is worth a certain price point.

They do it all the fucking time in south east asia, china still uses the haggling system, they inflate prices on multiple accounts giving the illusion something is worth 20 bux, and then have their main account price the thing at 15~18 bux when they can make a profit at 10.

Why do I know this?
Cuz I live where people do this, and know people who explain it to me.

Ratings are shit, you can buy a couple thousand ratings with a couple of bux, you can even have them spaced over a month or even longer if you pay more.

5 star ratings are also shit, even if they shit arrives broken, they will ask for a 5 star rating and give you a discount or some other shit.

An ad designer told me that a big mall ordered a couple thousand cards in pink for $320 USD, the factory's machine was fucked and they printed everything in brown, told the mall "lol sorry 40% off" and the mall took the offer.

>>56025333
U r 1 cheeky cunt m8

How shitty is SingPost? Worse than PostNL?

>>56025990
Awful, at least for getting shit to Europe. I recall someone in a previous thread saying they weren't bad for west coast USA/Canada though.

>>56025799
They look like Piston 2's

>>56025990
takes years for the package to reach, get sorted and shipped from singapore.

When its shipped from singapore is usually gets here pretty fast, took only 2 days to Europe.

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I want to order this:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/I-m-Eggscellent-Letters-Baseball-Cap-Trucker-Hat-For-Women-Men-Unisex-Mesh-Adjustable-Size-Black/32671590125.html

But I can't find one in blue... Any other Eggscellent caps out there?

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My September 11 meme watch arrived. Early impressions
>It's a watch
>It tells the time
>It cost £1.50
>The ticking isn't loud enough to be annoying
>The strap is absolute wank

>>56025142
They're using a cdn.

It's not always easy to go TLS, especially when mixed content breaks your site.

>>56026079
>The strap is absolute wank
Always. It's the thing that they skimp the most

Got the $1 mouse, it's shitty without a proper surface. But it's acceptable with a mouse pad

>>56025990

Where are you from?

In case you're from Aus, this is a item from Ali being shipped by Singapore Speedpost that I'm waiting on just to give you an idea.

http://global.cainiao.com/detail.htm?mailNoList=RB080210014SG

Note the lack of updates since is hit Australia...I'm assuming it's because the tracking number is origin only. No updates on that number with Auspost.

>>56026023
Sound quality is amazing for the price, but build quality is lacking

>>56026079
Question, does the plane thingy moves?

>>56026092
I know. I ordered a NATO strap separately but it hasn't arrived yet. It also cost more than the watch

>>56026095
Free tracking stops when the package arrives at your country's customs.

>>56026108
Yes, the plane is the second hand and is on a transparent plastic wheel

>>56026128
I'm gonna so buy this one

>>56026100
Can you share the shop link?

>>56025913
Vicky has paid for all her sins now, RIP Vicky. We will never forget.

>>56023980
>>56023980
I dun gedit

>>56026125
Not necessary tracking works on my items in the country it just depends on the cost of the item. If its super cheep less than 5$ it probably has shit tracking.
But on all my 10$ and up it has worked.

>>56026145
For the price you have nothing to lose. Delivery to UK took 15 days.
The strap is seriously naff though and the reviews do say that it breaks after a few weeks, so budget for a better strap as well if you don't already have some.

>>56025122

It's to protect the app, which dovetails with the mobile site.

>>56026015
>>56026033
>>56026095
I'm on the east coast, guess I'll be waiting then. Seller had listed free shipping with ePacket but turns out that ain't true.

>>56026171
What's the band's width?

They fuck up dimensions sometimes.

>>56026167
I was referring to the free shipping on GearBest, but stuff like registered airmail, expedited shipping has precise tracking info.

DHL rapes people on fees and handling but it shows my package cleared customs at 12:18 today. Knowing how they work in my country I'm still not expecting the package until next week because they are probably lazy and won't drive the 400+kms to deliver tomorrow, and they don't deliver on weekends, and will charge me the import tax and handing fees for the fucking weekend too.

Any recommended chink puzzles? The greater number of pieces, the better.

Currently going out, if I find anything interesting once I'm back I'll post.

>>56026158
Well you're a bit of a tard then...

>>56026224
The only make them up to 1000pcs, and offer custom prints

>>56026154
Sure, let me get to my phone though, currently using my tablet on the shitter

>>56026125

Not nececelery. I've had some items track properly, most don't.

EMS generally pops up on AusPost once it's been handed over, but the license plate mount I'm waiting on hasn't shown up. I'm estimating tomorrow for that to arrive.

>>56025990
don't use singpost, i've got a package coming from them to aus not by choice and this is all the tracking number has given me for a week.

2016-08-05 18:04

Information Received (This is not an acknowledgment of the physical receipt of the stated Registered Article)

>>56026200
18mm as advertised

>>56026307

Try substituting your tracking number into this link and give it a go:

http://global.cainiao.com/detail.htm?mailNoList=RB080210014SG

Both 17track and Deliveries show the same "Information Received" status for the package mentioned here >>56026095 but for whatever reason you get the whole shebang with that mob.

>>56026338
Good. I have 15 18mm's lying around

xiexie

>>56026346
same thing I'm afraid.
those SEA chinks are really grinding my gears.
I'd rather have no tracking, at least there would be no expectations rather than just obfuscation.

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>>56026253
>Custom prints
Looks one of my friends are getting a goatsie puzzle

>>56026154
Promotional EIAOSI X6 3.5mm good bass metal earphone headphones with Microphone for iPhone 6 5S 4S 4 Samsung MP3 MP4
http://s.aliexpress.com/QVvUv6by
(from AliExpress Android)

There ya go

>>56026380
Thank you bro.

http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_197064.html

>router with integrated storage

This is such a good idea, I'm not going to buy one but I really like the idea. Like an instant wireless home server.

>>56026239
what the fuck do I put where to get the discount???

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>>56026395
You might want to wrap the ends up with hot glue or something to make it less bendy and more durable though.

Hi, can you knock it off with the racism please??? It's really gross and shitty to say words like "c---k." It's 2016, we are better than this.
So could you,
y'know,
NOT?!?

>>56026499
Are you talking about cuck or cock?

>>56026499
Fack off, gweilo

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oh boy
I bet the packaging cost more than the thing

Original chinese shopping fag here,
>>56026499 is not me. I've stopped trying to push my shitty meme since I stopped making threads, so please don't push shit like that on me.

Cheers.

>>56026112
I accidentally bought a nato one, couldn't figure out how to put it on the watch

>>56026527
How does anyone even make any money from sending packages worth less than a dollar worldwide?

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>>56026527
ta-da

168 in 1

>>56026549
I hate those things, they either die, or the battery runs out.

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These xiaomi earphones are so cheap!

>>56026307
I haven't chosen it, it was the only option.

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>>56026549
I'm torn between the whale, the frog and the penguin
I can barely make out what the rest are supposed to be

>>56026584
fake

>>56026591
Penguin, nigga.

>>56026543
>Put the little metal spring pole things on the watch
>Pass the non-buckle end of the strap between pole thing and watch down at the top then up at the bottom

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>>56026595

Some questions from someone that is thinking of getting into this shit.

I often see multiple sellers of the exact same item, identical description with absurd variation in price with all good rating/feedback.
How do I know which one to buy from when there's 5 of the same model?
Don't wanna post here regarding every single item I would want to buy.

Following the wiki and trying to stick to the XL-M2.
Which is the best based on your experience?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/zk50-CREE-XM-L2-4500LM-lumens-LED-Flashlight-Zoomable-led-torch-lantern-Super-Bright-Waterproof-flashlight/32553134023.html
or
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/UltraFire-E17-CREE-XM-L2-2000Lumens-cree-led-Torch-Zoomable-cree-LED-Flashlight-Torch-light-For/1421626889.html

Are these overkill for indoor technician use?

>>56026533
So you're saying that you've retired just like the original OP?

>>56026611
Shit, now I have to find it again.
Thanks anon.

>>56025931
It's difficult to remember that chinks aren't people sometimes

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I'm looking for a cheap windows tablet with a decent battery life (5+ hours)
extra points for bios with usb boot
Any advice?

>>56026548
they ship lots of them
they might might a dollar profit from every 100 they sell

>>56026548
subsidised shipping.

>>56026591

A true 4channarian picks Pepe every time

>>56026631
I retired a long time ago m8. desu it got boring and I stopped caring what the thread was called, I just love cheap Chinese shit. This general is a great place for discussing it, that's all I'm here for now

>>56026645
How cheap is cheap? I think most $80 tablets have about 4 hours battery life.

>>56026679
You mean facebook frog?

>>56026380
I use IEMs maybe once every two weeks yet every time someone posts some I get so tempted to buy some new ones to try out.

>>56026682
I'll admit I was impressed at your persistence given how unironically autistic many of the regulars here are over trivial cosmetic changes to the OP.

>>56026679
I picked the frog and the first thing is did was take a massive, steamy shit

>plug in redmi 3 pro to charge
>put it on my lap
>painful tingling on leg
>remove phone, pain goes

After some testing it looks like the metal ring around the camera is electrocuting me while it's charging. Can anyone else please test this. Use your thigh or back of your hand because that's where it gets me.

>>56026724
Those autistic fits of rage were quite entertaining I'll admit, but I managed to mature a bit and while I'd still love to see csg throwing childish fits of rage, I'm more interesting in actual Chinese shit and the discussions.

>>56026745
Where?

>>56026645
Don't do it. Windows on anything other than a Surface-grade tablet is a meme

>>56026753
Also, I'd like to add, I stopped shitting up this general when I stopped making threads.
I'm not pissphone and I wasn't shitting on discord.

>>56026631
stay buttmad balticshit

>>56026631
Original op retired?

>>56026753
Nah, poking the genuinely autistic is still fun, see >>56026779

>>56026548
Because of an old post deal.

>>56026791
Never said it wasn't mate, but those threads usually degraded into shitflinging over the title, a bunch of spammed strawpolls, and very little Chinese shit.

>>56026499
Bad bait

>>56026753
Did you try a different cable and charger?

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Bought a lot of 10 150w ip67 ceiling led lamps for $60 each from aliexpress (locally these cost about ~$600 each). Using them as temporary lighting while I'm renovating.

Worked out great.

>>56026843
Good idea.

Just tested it with the original charger and cable. Doesn't have that problem.

>>56026753
This most likely comes from faulty grounding in another appliance. I had this happen to me when I touched an iMac and the metal on my table at the same time. Try different cables.

>>56026865
HNNNNG is that you bunker anon?

>>56026868
Well narrow it down to the cable or the charger and chuck that shit out, literal housefire waiting to happen.

>>56026903
Will do. Thanks for the help, I'll do it tomorrow though since I'm already in bed

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I bought a couple of these,
Trying to figure out what material the + is made of

>>56026876
Is it a housefire hazard?

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>>56021900
>>56023146
Most likely one of these guys.

>>56026967
Electricity can set things on fire so you tell me.

>>56026900
Yes. The backup generator room. 2x 1.6mw.

>>56026833
I think part of the problem is that we've pretty much hit Peak Chink. There's only so many products which are going to be vaguely useful to anyone who browses /g/, and new good memes are only discovered so often - the last one I can think of was that Zsun WiFi SD card reader that you could put openWRT on.
Beyond that, most people come here for a limited range of items and we've already got a pretty complete corpus of knowledge on them, so after posting "Redmi Note 3 Pro" and "don't buy unbranded cheap cables" every fucking thread there's little for the autistic NEET daycrew that makes up the majority of these threads to do other than act like spastics, fall for obvious bait and generally embarrass themselves. Thing is, it's really all they have so by denying them the chance to throw a shitfit tantrum you're really just denying them the one thing that gives their existence any continued meaning.

>>56025451
Should be new logo for /csg/

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>>56026978
>Bunker anon buys chink shit
Got any other chink shit planned for the bunker?

>>56026975
It can, but sometimes it's harmless.

>>56025237
buy an 6s and masturbate with it anally

Opinions?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Kingsons-Brand-Antitheft-Notebook-Backpack-15-6-inch-Waterproof-Laptop-Backpack-for-Men-Women-External-USB/32654652583.html

>>56026985
That's why I'm going out of my way to order things /csg/ hasn't tried, namely OPMTs and flashlights. I want to breathe new life into /csg/.

But I can't do it alone.

>>56026956

From that image alone I'd guess volcanic rock

>>56026584
Bought one, the right driver didn't worked. Got a refund

>>56026985
There's still plenty to discuss.

What about Bluetooth earphones? I've ordered a generic and 2 bluedio n2 Bluetooth earphones.

Or the $1 mouse from a few threads ago?

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>>56027076

>>56027066
Nah, I think the ball parts are just nylon but they don't quite match up to the picture in real life.

I'm trying to figure out the cross part, it's like onyx -ish? but they come in different colors so I don't know.

>>56026967
no it isn't. Just a slight discomfort hazard.

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So do I just concede and cancel my order
Or do I try fight for a 1 dollar 4 gb drive

this seller offers a 15 euro payment for custom-free shipping in the EU.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-Prime-32GB-ROM-Metal-Body-Fingerprint-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-650/32598227866.html


What are the chances that I will be charged to pay the customs if I do not select this option? Is it worth it even if the customs charge me?

>>56027042

I think you should buy it and review it for the rest of us

>>56026865
Is that your bat cave or something?

>>56027129
don't be a pussy anon

>>56027129
just cancel it, no need to fuck over some poor chinese guy, they clearly just made a mistake.. all that will happen if people don't cancel is they'll make a new store and it'll take longer to get your money back..

>>56026865

I thought you died

>>56027076
I have the Bluedio N2 ones.
>fit under motorcycle helmet
Battery lasts about 3 hours
>Goes quite loud
>BRUE TOOF MODE announcements are in English
>standard Bluetooth audio quality

>>56027129
fight it on principle

>>56027129
Keep fucking with them. Tell them it'll teach them to advertise the right price in the future.

>>56027163
chink shit anon is prepping his nuclear bunker for when the chink banks collapse destroying the world economy, in his cave he will be safe for the rest of his life together with a storage vault of chink goods to play with after the world ended.

>>56027129
Wow, that chink's engrish is good.

>>56027180
Not even a nuclear war could kill him.

>>56027197
Agree to this, I get sick of chinks setting a low price just for it to be an unavailable option once you actually open it up.

>>56027129
His mistake, his probrem.
Tell him you expect him to fulfill his obligation to you and suggest that in future he hire people who can understand the difference between 65p and £2.50.
Be sure to include an emoji with a shit-eating grin in your response.

>>56027217

Falling down that big scary hole would have done a good job

>>56027158
Fair statement.

You think its too small for a tech bag?
There is a larger one that doesn't look as good.

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>>56027007
Bought 60km of fiber and 10km 25mm3 power cables. Got some nice tools for the fiber as well (welders, cutters, etc) nut haven't tried them out yet. Looking at diesel pump control systems at the moment, tho not sure if I can trust chink shit to control that.

>>56027163
>2016
>not having a bat cave

>>56027180
They won't get me that easily.

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http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32566982311.html?trace=storeDetail2msiteDetail

>>56027397
>inb4 in the end it doesn't even matter

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>>56027397
>chink shipping

>>56027421
It doesn't even matter how hard you try.
Keep that in mind.

>>56027348
imo this should fit a regular 15.6'' laptop, however it's going to be a tight fit. if you have a 14" or a 13" this will work very well.

What are the reccomended Android boxes these days? My one is still going strong but someone's asking me to pick one up for them. Preferably something in the Gearbest Euro warehouse since its much quicker.

>>56026865
:O
Legendary bunker anon!

>>56027397
So is this the anon how have spent the most on chinkshit?

any of you know/have experience with SJcam?

>>56027171
t. Vicky gao

>>56027864
The 4000 one is bad

>>56027397
How big of an investement to get permission to live in your bunker when the world ends?

>>56028046
Been shooting my whole life. When I was a kid I won touraments, had military service, go out hunting. I can shoot any raiders which will come to steal your shit when the time comes.

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>>56028046
>32 bedrooms

Atleast 100 bottle caps.

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Received this, work fine.
http://aliexpress.com/item/Smart-Charger-SuperSpeed-USB-Hub-with-USB-3-0-Data-Ports-1-Smart-Charging-Port-with/32664023635.html

>>56028101
You going to install prison doors on those bedrooms like John Goodman in 10 Cloverfield Lane?

>>56028101
Attention whore faggot. You LITERALLY purchased a bunker just to get (you)s on 4chan. Kill yourself.

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>>56023146
>>56026968

Yes, I do, in fact.......... drive.

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>tfw american and never have to worry about customs

>>56028357
>I bought a fake Rolex and knock-off Porsche logo for my steering wheel on Ali in the misguided belief that it would impress women but having finally realised it won't I'm seeing my sights a little lower and just want the respect and recognition of my peers on /csg/

>>56028411

You saw right through my ruse :D

>>56028046
More importantly, how expensive is it to buy your own?

I want into wasteland nobility, how cheap is the land?

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>>56027129
Should I?

>>56028647
Don't mention /csg/ like a faggot.

>>56026620
the one with most sales

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>>56028698

>>56027129
could this be some sort of scam to gather all your information from the sale and then deny it?

>>56026865
how is the sex dungeon coming along

>>56028647
Of course not. Keep your autism inside 4chan where it belongs.
Either agree to cancel your order like a responsible adult or do what I did and tell him you expect him to honour the sale.
Either way, the emoji isn't just there for show, so make good use of it.

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I just bought one of that 2500GB HDDs for 28€
Will post whatever the fuck I recive

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>>56028905
>2500GB

Anyone tried any mechanical watches?

I'm worried about how long they'll stay accurate, if at all.

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>>56028958
What?
I'm pretty sure they are just WD with the brand name changed god knows why

>>56029016
Sounds like chink refurbished drive.

>>56025146
Half the fun is wasting time going to multiple sites to get 2 cents cheper and reading different engrish description for products.

>>56029000
Cheap ones will be absolute ass, when you reach the price point at which they're ok you may as well buy seiko

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>>56029026
Yes, they are "yestern digital"
I don't fucking know why they change the name
>original brand do not steal

>>56029035
Yeah, I kind of figured.

>>56028905
post link

>>56029065
https://forums.servethehome.com/index.php?threads/review-of-white-label-4tb-drives.3559/
That can be related, even it's USA seller under different brand.

Randomiser anon, mind switching

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-daily-memos-faux-leather-cover-fitted-vintage-soft-copybook-xiaomi-notepad-printed-100-sheets/32476492515.html

for

http://www.gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_331075.html

It costs $12 over at AliExpress while it's only $5.64 with Gearbest.

>>56029097
4TB for 100 bux?
Shit is pretty awesome

>>56025333
MAGA

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Anyone know more about this 4k vr headset? What refresh rate is it running?
http://www.gearbest.com/pc-headset/pp_423476.html

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What is it?

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>>56026046

I ordered mine on amazon for same price a few months ago.

>>56029164
Multimeter.

>>56027410
You have to go back tacoman

>>56029177
No, customs declaration don't help

>>56025473
The top half of the door is longer than the bottom, it's the opposite in most caskets. Do they do weird things down there at chink funerals?

>>56027088
I ordered the HBS730 from fasttech, and it is well worth the money. I only had the low battery warning go off 2 times in the 4 months I had it. Range is pretty good (Bluetooth 4.0). The only problem is that the magnets holding the earphones to the frame are pretty weak, but that's okay

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>700€ earphones
>I keep buying chink ones because cheap and I use them once because they sound like shit

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someone in the last thread was asking for a link to the seller

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1805669?spm=2114.10010108.100005.1.tZ1qP2

>>56029312
>KZ
>Xiaomi
>sound like shit

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>>56029191
Not even tacobro just something unusual I found. Fuck you, you close-minded fuck. Suck my dick, yeah suck it, you know you want my hard throbbing cock pushing deep into your mouth hitting the back of your throat almost choking, oh yeah you want this cum I know you do, ohhh ah ah uh ffffffuck.

>>56026956
Anodized cadmium

>>56028411

It's not expensive to buy a porsche anon, i bought one a few weeks back.

>>56029337
I needed a bag for my work, awesome

>Verification code has been sent to your mailbox, enter a valid within 15 minutes, please do not leak

what did they mean by this?

>>56029461
Take care of your bladder

>>56029461
they knew you would be excited and didn't want you to make a mess leaking precum all over the place

>>56029337
so how big is that? what are the recommended picture resolution?

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$20 fake yeezys from DHGate came in, they're the worst thing ever.

>>56028144
How many amps does it put out?

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>>56029312
what headphones have you tried? most of the ones i've gotten sound great for the money

>>56028357
http://www.carnewschina.com/2016/03/09/this-is-the-zotye-sr8-porsche-macan-clone-from-china/

>>56026046
There's some US located ones on eBay, price is right until you look at the shipping.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Curved-Bill-The-Regular-Show-Im-Eggscellent-Hat-Cap-Eggcelent-Excellent-/121412282175

www.ebay.com/itm/New-The-Regular-Show-Im-Eggscellent-Hat-Cap-Eggcelent-Excellent-Snapback-/110995068229

>>56029424
It's not the purchase price which is the issue, anon.
Maintenance intervals are short and parts are expensive, and unlike most cars you can't really just wing it with generic aftermarket parts. On top of that there's the fact that the sort of Porsches a non-retard would want to own are almost all seriously lacking in the passenger comfort and cargo-carrying space departments, so you'll most likely need to own and maintain another car alongside it for normal real-world purposes.

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Geee

>>56029557
faggot

>>56029652
>Buying a Redmi 3S when the 4 is just around the corner

>>56029659
>implying I bought them for myself

>>56029663
I won't be using it as main phone, and that's why it's cheapest snapdragon Xiaomi.

>>56028647
Upload dick pic to them.

>>56029000
Get a used Timex off ebay (not from designated shitting country) if you want cheap auto.

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Those microSD cards with sharks on them, brand is M-something, they're legit right?

>>56029795
Yes

>inb4 pissphone

>>56029795
Yes the mixzas are legit

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>>56029555
measurements can be found here
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/custom-degenerate-anime-meme-storage-bag/1805669_32656954902.html

the listing doesn't say anything about a recommended resolution, i used a fairly hi res one for mine (cropped 2100x3000)

>>56029795
32GB and below are SDHC, 64/128GB are SDXC.

>>56029813
>>56029814
>>56029832
Cool, just ordered a few for raspberry pi projects

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Which one is better?

>>56030002
unregistered is better

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>>56029873
im sure they will m8

>>56029602

Jep. Free delivery and everything. Less than 50 days to the doorstep.

>>56030020
but I want to track stuff within my country

>>56029999
If the Pis are connected via ethernet then just boot them from an nfs share

I've done it. I've successfully chinkified my mom.
After i showed her what got from the rice fields she was baffled what you can get for so few euros. Now she wants IEMs, sunglasses and watches.
Does anyone have a good watch and nice sunglasses for women? For IEMs i'll buy her Zircons, maybe sport version since she likes to run.
For sunglasses i thought of some Vetheidas, should be fine, but recommendations are welcome anyways. I only have no idea about chink rip off watches for women. Please help.

>>56030047
Both SD card and ethernet are connected to USB 2 buss, so it won't gain much speed from either one.

>>56030041
whats the point? also what country?

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Making a thread, back in a few.

>>56030124
thanks anon

>>56030124
God's work.

>>56026474
Thanks for sharing the link anon.

That's a bit of an ugly job though.

>>56030075
It's not so much for speed as it is for ease of administration, particularly if you're running multiple pis from the same base image. It also removes any space constraints if for some unfathomable reason you need more than 128GB on one.
Finally, and most importantly, since the Mixza corporation is partly owned by the Saudi Royal Family, buying Sharks helps fund terrorism so by using an nfs share you're helping starve ISIS of resources.

>>56030222
>Finally, and most importantly, since the Mixza corporation is partly owned by the Saudi Royal Family, buying Sharks helps fund terrorism so by using an nfs share you're helping starve ISIS of resources.
Make Europe great again!

>>56030222
allahu ackbar

opinions on dhgate?

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New thread here
>>56030518
>>56030518
>>56030518

>>56025177
God damn it Cathy, you're getting fired twice in a month!

Get your shit together china girl.

>>56028319
Not bunker anon, but owning a bunker is more than you will ever archieve in life. And maybe he has other plans like renting this out for some really weird people considering the fibre cables and power? I would be crazy enough to make a high security datacenter in here or something if it had good uplinks.

>>56026403
The $28 dollars one also has a similar function, I'm using a 64GB Shark on it and I'm loving it.

>>56026865
Cave guy from /diy/?

Updated the discount sheet:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SBP6ctE_UaiWWEDlvsrN9Zgnt5bcWymMFgWYCLlcKJc/edit#gid=0

>>56025816
Selling a $4 flash drive (probably closer to $2 because chink shit) for $0.70 is not going to ruin them.