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/csg/ Chink Shit General

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Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
https://discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
Some spooky skeletons come in >>55963098
Annon gets chiked on his prescription glasses >>55963201
Some tea comes in whit obligatory mouth cancer >>55963424 >>55963602 >>55963784
USA is starting to lose its global dominance >>55965900
Another JD mouse coming in >>55967489 >>55968198 >>55968268
Some watch came in >>55969115
Shit lightning cable from GB >>55969694
0.06c duck >>55969736

Old >>55962737
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xiaomemes
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>>55974729
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>>55974729
Bought the meme hand fedora a while now and im pretty happy with it, i want to step my pen game.
what do i get?
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>>55974776
I dunno but I want a pen too.
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>>55974729

ona-hole arrived earlier
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>>55974792
>dealxtreme
nigga what are you doing
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>>55974733
thanks for the link m8
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These look nice, thinking of ordering them.

Thoughts?
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>>55974848
They look cheap
Consult audiobudget
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>>55974848
sonic?
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This thing is cool.
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>>55974816

I ordered it from DealExtreme's warehouse in the US.

It was one or two dollars more than GoyBest, but I got it in about half the time.

I wouldn't recommend it, unless you're impatient.
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I'm looking for a Wifi Repeater. Would like to pay 10-15€, not more. Realistic?
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Feelsgoodman
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>>55974895
Yes.
You could get the mini Xiaomeme router and set it up as a wireless repeater.
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>>55974941
Hope you're not ordering f91s
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>>55974957
What's that?
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>>55974974
f91 is a cheap watch, often used as a timer for explosives.
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>>55974878
Prepare to get expelled.
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>>55974792
Stupid tripfag.
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>>55974982
No, I was just checking shipping prices since the new warehouse was launched
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>>55974860
>A$1.3
>cheap
No shit.
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>>55975029
There's being cheap and looking cheap, and that happens to be both.
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>>55974941

dafuq are you still doing in iraq nigga lmao
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>>55975054
Born and living there familia
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Guys are any of these earphones decent? Struck a deal with a manufacturer, now trying to find stuff to justify the shipping cost.

Made by XOX: https://xoxchina.en.alibaba.com/productgrouplist-803397949/Earphone.html
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Hi /csg/ I have made a spreadsheet for the cheapest android phones you can buy from GearBest, showing phone specifications. All these phones are in the £30-£40 range. I see two viable options here, the first one is the KingZone S2 that has the biggest battery size at 2300MAh. The second option, the Oukitel C3 has also a decent battery size battery but offers a higher screen resolution than the rest and it will be my choice for when I buy my new chinkphone today! I hope this helps some of you.

Links to the 2 phones:

KingZone: http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_360823.html?wid=21

(£38.49)

Oukitel: http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_357052.html?wid=11

(£37.33)
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>>55974954
But it costs 30$ :c
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>>55975070
spend just a bit more...

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_351840.html?wid=11

720p screen, 4000mah battery
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>>55975070
sold
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>>55975111
>http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_351840.html?wid=11

I don't think it's worth another £13 just for a bigger battery if you're on a budget.
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>>55975130
perfect to take photos of sluts doing doujinshi poses
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>>55975130
also

>I ordered one for my mom and it is really good for women. 10 of 10

>good for women

kek
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>>55975111
>doogee
>m-horse
>elephone

Never bought one and never will because of the retarded name.
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>>55975070
Go on kimovil instead and find a better deal.
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>>55975140
"no coins"
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I was looking into getting the BM-800 but I don't want to buy a phantom power unit, is this mic any good: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/MK-F100TL-USB-Condenser-Sound-Recording-Microphone-with-Stand-for-Radio-Braodcasting-Chatting-Singing-Skype-Recording/32647623631.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_4_10057_10056_10055_10037_10049_10059_10032_10058_10017_10060_10061_10062_10063_412,searchweb201603_6&btsid=8f8a5527-6562-4a64-9416-becfb97b0fea ?
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>>55975140
He probably means the vibration function.

Although I must admit, when you gently caress your ballsack with the smooth, cool surface of the aluminium case it's pretty good for men too.
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>>55975167
All (real) condenser mics require high voltage to use them properly.
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>>55975167
Looks like a bm-800 with a couple of useless buttons attached to the side.
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>>55975167
Yea its good enough.
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>>55974776
blu your own X750 and add a G nib
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>>55975091
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/no-it-doesnt/32599252426.html
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>>55974792

Package contents:

Car phone mount, smart watch, phone tripod, and two silicone mats.
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Is the Express Shipping option on gearbest any good? It's $40
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>>55975300
let us know if those watches are worth a shit
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>>55975300
>>55975322

I sell them at work, we import thousands of them for nothing and sell for $30 locally. Money from nothing.

Btw they're total shit
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>Thought about getting a phone
>"Wait I'm literally a hermit..."

Sigh, I sorta want to be into the smartphone thing but I ain't got friends, plus I'm paranoid and don't trust people.
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>>55975371
Just get a cheap one then, plus a cell phone is great for when you are forced to leave the house since it makes you look busy when you aren't.
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>>55975246
Thanks, only looked at Goybest.

But there is one thing I have to know. I'm planning to use wifis that aren't directly mine [...] I have the SSID and the password. Do I need to have access to the wifis router to configure the repeater?
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>>55975371
So? in the past week I've sent a total of 4 messages (all to my mother).
You can use a smartphone for more than just texting and calling.

My most used apps are probably a music player (Poweramp), email (Outlook), HR and workout (Polar Beat) and a game (Alto)
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>>55975322
>>55975344

Its alright. Works as advertised, but the battery life kind of sucks (lasts a little over 1 day). Touchscreen works, bluetooth works. The wristband is rubber but feels comfortable.

I strongly prefer it over a regular watch, but thats just my opinion. Wouldn't pay over $8 for it.
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>>55975371
I'd go for a used android device. One with a removable battery and one fairly old.
I'm using an old one (really old, HTC Desire S old) but it runs most apps well enough.
At least the japanese-learning aid apps I use (except anki for some reason)
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>>55975393
>>55975443
>Just get a cheap one then

Meh, guess you're right, maybe I'm worrying too much about this

What's a good chink or maybe non chink smartphone that's like....20 to 50 bucks?
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>>55975457

Highly recommend this phone mount, especially for GPS purposes.

The clamps grasp the phone firmly, and the rubber pads on them keep the phone secure. The rubber suction cups suck nice and hard. Clings firmly to the glass, but only on glass. The mount is relatively shock-resistant, and won't get knocked loose, if locked securely.

Right now I have my ancient Droid X2 in it. I have no service on the phone, but I was able to download an offline GPS app off of wifi. Very handy if you travel often.

http://www.gearbest.com/car-gadgets/pp_229347.html?wid=21
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>>55975477
http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-homtom-ht16
Check on the right side for sellers.
Seems like it's probably your best bet for that price range. Also maybe try craigslist (or your local equivalent) if you want to go non-chink.
I'd recommend not going below 1gb ram no matter what you pick.
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>>55975153
Add Ulefone to that list, their phones are garbage
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>Find a chinese site selling human bones
>Only 25 to 50 for Human skulls
>Want to get a cool female chink skull
>Save up
>Come back to the site to buy
>Site is gone

GODAMNIT, does anyone know where I can buy a real human female skull? I'm using it as a decoration for my computer desk
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>>55975669
W-Why does it need to be real, bro? Why not a replica?
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>>55975669
thats fucking edgy
also
>having to save up to buy something worth $25-50
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>>55975684
Probably some fucked up fetish.
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>>55975669
Getting that through customs would be a hoot
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Guys I need your advice. I want a cheap as fuck repeater with many configuration possiblities. I want to rename the repeater name for example. (So that another name is shown in the source wifi router.)

I can save 30% with good boy points on every repeater pic related. Wich should I take?
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>>55975684
So it looks cool, a replica is just..why even bother?

>>55975688
Hey, times were tough for this college student and I wanted to treat myself plus I like my edge

>>55975690
How would this be a fetish? I'm just getting it as a cute decoration.

I'm going to put a cute pink or maybe black hair bow for it
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>>55975711
>How would this be a fetish?
Well, normally people aren't that interested in dressing up and keeping human skulls for decoration and company.
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>>55975711
if your serious about this, you can probably get a real one off of TaoBao
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>>55975707
The Xiaomi router is in Chinese btw. Seems to be possible to setup, but English is a plus point for the other ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDU2AidX0Sc
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>>55975707
i don't know if you are serious or not.. but there are many cheap brands in the market..check out those and read reviews.. you can easily find some good one under your budget..
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>>55975726
>TaoBao
How do you navigate their site? It's all Chinese and the English site is useless

Or maybe I'm in the wrong site
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>>55975719
And again, how does that make it a fetish? Because..
>normally
Okay stop, if we're on that then normally two gay parents aren't suppose to raise children, yet it is and the child is still raised normally and mostly become straight

So just because I want a female human skull and put a cute hair bow as decoration doesnt mean I'm into a weird fetish or some future killer. I'll even post pics once I get it

>>55975726
Nice, thanks!!
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>>55975772
no its a chinese site, you just have to use botnet translate. If your serious, go look up a couple of guides for using TaoBao on HowToTao.com
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>>55975772
Just go and rob an abandoned cemetery.
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Why havent you bought a "bigger than hamburger" phone yet, anon?
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>>55975669
Inb4 this comes in OP's news
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I feel jewed. Why do they have unregistred mails now? I think this fucking chinks have tracking numbers, but they want money for it. Fuck this. Wich take?
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>Can't ship lithium batteries to Australia
>Effective August 1st.

FUCKKKKKK
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>>55975778
Xie xie
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>>55975395
No, you don't need to configure anything at the host router end.
Best in mind that the cheapo nano one I linked is only wireless-N. The bigger one which costs about £20 does ac and gets a solid signal through two exterior walls.
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>>55975772
>>55975778
Okay I found the hair bow for it
https://world.taobao.com/item/41716633812.htm?fromSite=main&ali_refid=a3_430619_1006:1105719165:N:%E5%A4%B4%E7%AE%8D:c03003ee0525d8b3bd8bfbb2bc64bf36&ali_trackid=1_c03003ee0525d8b3bd8bfbb2bc64bf36&spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.8H7Vn0

Now I'm trying to find the skull, yet since this whole thing is in chinese, it's sorta difficult.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>55975816
I'm searching too, you got me interested with buying a qt female skull for my room
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>>55975777
>So just because I want a female human skull and put a cute hair bow as decoration doesnt mean I'm into a weird fetish or some future killer

Well. Whatever it is some screw is loose.
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>>55975820
its ok anon, just let it out. Let it aaaall out.
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>>55975831
i dunno now that i know you can buy it i want one just because i can
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>>55969736
>>55974729
That 6 cent duck is >55 cent now.


Damn, I missed the deal.
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>>55975807
Is it a total ban on lithium batteries being sent by air?

I know some countries won't let you ship lithium cells by themselves, and some won't let you ship batteries over a certain Watt Hour
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>>55975840
Why would you even spend like a few hundred bucks on something so silly?
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>>55975816
>>55975830

You guys realize those skulls are from executed prisoners or kidnapped people that the chinese government killed...nevermind, that just makes it cooler

>>55975831
>>55975854

So? I'm going to buy two, it looks great
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>>55975711
>How would this be a fetish?
You obviously weren't here in 2007.
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>>55975778
Botnet translate seems not working. It's still chinkrunes
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Great now you faggots got me interested with a chink skull
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>>55975864
Make sure you get some proper paperwork for those things then I suppose.

Also. Reading up on it, China no long export skulls, so the market is pretty much completely dried up. The only way to get them is to pretty much buy them illegally from the black market or buy one that was exported before 2008 when China made it illegal to export human remains. And those can go for upwards to 2000 bucks.

So you aren't likely to find any for sale on Chink sites. At least not a real one.
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>>55975953
>China no long export skulls

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>55975953
SIGH. Guess I'll have to go with the replicas then. It just won't feel the same though..
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>>55975973
>>55975992
Well. I guess you could go out robbing graves.

Or just get some stuffed ducklings like anyone sensible would.
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>>55975992
>>55975973
Hold on folks, I found a site

http://www.boneroom.com/store/c45/Human_Skulls.html

They even sell children skulls
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Does anyone have any FastTech coupons.
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>>55976016
Hope these things don't give you anons boners
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>>55976016
If you are willing to spend like 1000 bucks on a skull, it's gonna be something sexual deep down. I don't care what anyone says.
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>>55975953
Hold on I've found a loophole. If it's only illegal to export them then are they allowed to be traded in the domestic market? In that case you only need to find a dodgy taobao agent or anyone else to forward it to you in the post and then youve achieved your goal.
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Lel, I got a bag full of human bones for $200 pesos about 10 years ago when I was in med school from a grave digger, it included a male skull that I had to curate and after I was done with that class I sold it for $1000 pesos(to my professor) .

Note: back in the days 12 pesos = 1 USD.
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>>55976091
Probably not.
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>>55975669
>>55975684
>>55975711
>>55975719
>>55975830
>>55975854
>>55975953
>>55976075

To me, there is something charming about having a real human skull sitting on your desk. Chicks would dig it.
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>>55976119
>Chicks would dig it.
I doubt it
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>>55976119
To me there's something very disturbing. I don't think I would ever be comfortable living in a place where there was some human remains winking at me.

To each his own I suppose.

>>55976126
I suppose a few fat goth chicks might like it.
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>>55976126
Goth, hispanic and crazy chicks would
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>>55976126
he meant to say chinks would dig it up
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>>55976137
And we all know, you never stick your dick in crazy. Just ain't worth it.
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>>55976119
Dig a grave for it after reporting you to the police maybe.
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>>55976005
there's no way those will get through customs
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>>55976133
>I suppose a few fat goth chicks might like it.
>>55976137
>Goth, hispanic and crazy chicks would

Fine. The shit I put up with
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>>55976137
>Hispanic chicks

Hell yes, not Americanized ones though.
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>Got this from this vendor (Kotrade)
>http://es.aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomi-1-1-USB-cable-Micro-USB-data-Cable-Charge-Cable-for-All-Android-phones/32403367193.html
>It's fake
>Send a claim to at least recover 2€
> "ching chan chong" (pics are not clear gweilo) - refund is 0
>Sent more pics of the cable not matching the price

>I've ordered an external battery from this vendor too
>It's probably going to also be fake
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...I won't lie but I want a young female skull, so I could place my onahole inside the mouth or through one of the eye sockets to fuck it

Would that be kinda wrong?
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>>55974729

Has anyone tried out one of the chink all-in-one-mini-PC NUC knockoff's?

The ones with low-voltage i5's/i7's and dual LAN ports look like they might be useful for reasons

example:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/5Gen-Broadwell-CPU-Win10-Mini-pc-i7-Barebone-Intel-Nuc-Fanless-Computador-Core-i7-5500U/32479534027.html
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>>55976197
Personally I'm just using it for decoration but I'm not judging, she's already dead, just respect her skull by at least cleaning it and dressing it pretty
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>>55976197
Perfectly normal.
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If I got 120 to blow, what should I buy? I have a windows phone and its shit, never had a front camera ever. .
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>>55976279
You can get the redmi 3s, or a chink painting of your choosing. Cheep tablets powerbanks sharks, tons of shit.
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My cousin got three chinese girl skulls when they were still selling them in China before the ban.

If I remember correctly, they were like 30 bucks piece, don't know how they died but it definitely wasn't natural and likely by the government
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>>55976354
you think your cousin could sell me one of them? I'm viewing these chinese replicas but nothing is greater than the real thing.
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Well this thread wen to shit
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>>55976373
Sadly no, my cousin loves those skulls. she's in the goth thing and even named them like pets.

She's a bit out there but still a nice person to be around with.

>>55976385
Yeah we should change the topic, I'd love to buy a chink skull to just have one but it's banned in China now, so there's nothing much that we can do about it, lads.
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>>55976308
What are sharks? What about air soft m20s? Like fun shit ya know?
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to change the topic, I got some chinkshit in the mail
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So, about this wifi repeaters... I need to connect with Ethernet cable a TV box with crappy wifi... Can I use one to capture the wifi signal and transfer it to the box with Ethernet cable?
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Any guide to make a diy power bank?
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If you guys are still looking for skulls, I'd recommend this

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Human-Skull-Replica-Resin-Model-Medical-Realistic-11x7x8-5cm/1984981519.html?spm=2114.40010508.4.2.q7UCuO&s=p

yes, It's a replica but it's cool and looks awesome at night
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>>55976452
I've been meme'd lads!
Memephone is here
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>>55976485
How is it, anon? I need to know this
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>>55974941
My country is full of Iraq refugees and now they have invaded my goddamn interwebs.
Regards Mongolia aka Finland.
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>>55976503
I've only used it for less than an hour but so far so good
fingerprint is fast and more useful than I thought, I thought the screen would be too small (5 inches) but it's perfect, in my opinion 5.5 is way too big for one handed use and for putting it inside your pocket, it feels very light and doesn't feel like a 140€ phone at all(nice metal body)
shit man I could rant for days but just get it, I'm pretty amazed so far coming from a moto g 2013
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>>55976547
How much did you get it for? Link?
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>>55976556
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/XIAOMI-Redmi-3S-Pro-4G-LTE-3GB-32GB-Smartphone---Dark-Gray-368614.html
I had to pay 25€ in fees, got here within 4 days by DHL. overall not too bad, was expecting to get chinked harder by taxes and shit (Belgium)
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>>55976556
http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro
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>>55976197

There's a pic from /b/ where somebody did this with a skull from the catacombs

Don't have it anymore bit of somebody could dig it up for lols that'd be good
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>>55976556
>>55976580
Wrong phone, here
http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-3s-16gb
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>>55976200

Iris graphics are the best iGPU out at the moment AFAIK

Damn good HTPC contender
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>>55976587
Just Google 4chan catacombs skullfuck, it'll come up for sure
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>>55976119
>Chicks would dig it.
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Check ioffer for the skulls they might have them.
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hey b0ss :^)
http://s.aliexpress.com/MZN7bAF3
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>>55976119
>chicks would dig the real female human skull that you ordered for hundreds of dollars from China
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>>55976688
>No pink ones
At least you could be chin chin or red dick
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>>55976456
blease
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>>55975807
Thanks Abbott
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>>55975669
Try ebay
There was a scandal a few weeks back about an ebay seller stealing real skulls and selling them on ebay
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>>55974729
Bought myself one of the GBA flashcarts from gearbest

Got here fairly quick, about a week I believe with normal shipping to the UK

It seems to run everything I've thrown at it so far, but saving is fucked. Still haven't really figured out, but I haven't given it too much time.

It also takes a little while to load the games, depends entirely on the size of the rom. Most seem to take 5 seconds or so.

It was cheap as fuck so I can't complain, but I probably should have spent a bit more and got something good.

gearbest.com/video-game/pp_165480.html?wid=21
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>>55976452
Censor your tracking number bro
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>>55976779
shit.
please don't send me chinkshit guys. it'd be a shame if I received 2x 128gb shark cards
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>>55976373
>nothing greater than the real thing
>>55975777
>I want to dress it up with a cute bow

>I-it's not a fetish I swear!

You're fucked in the head
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Bought couple of these for around 15 euros since I'm cheap bastard and my mouse is failing on me, and xiaomi 10000 mAh battery bank from gearbest. The waiting is always the hardest part!
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>>55975807
Lithium batteries and magnets are restricted in NZ too, but that didn't stop my replacement phone battery coming to my doorstep.

:^)
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>>55976452
Nice phone VENEGAS ALFARO
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>>55976861
I'd definitely risk having them shipped anyway, but it says they won't ship them. I bought 4 of them a couple of months ago.

Might see if I can get them to send them anyway.
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>>55975807
>Can't ship lithium batteries to Australia
>Effective August 1st.
I guess this was why Gearbest was cancelling power bank orders
But where the fuck do I buy 18650s now
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>>55976850
bro.

should have bought this for $4USD

http://www.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_197620.html
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>>55976850
You got jewed by a middleman, dude.
You're buying a $4 mouse for $7
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>>55976694
>>55976133
>>55976156
>>55976137
>>55976152

Chicks want a badass, not some pussy bitch.

Nothing says "I'm ready to kill" like a real, disembodied human skull.

>>55977011

This.
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>>55976183
It's pretty obvious it's fake at that price.

If it works and seems durable then I guess it's fine, anon. It hopefully won't cause a housefire.
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What do think you people are doing?
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>>55977011
Looks like shit compared to the JD, anyone have both to see which is better sensor wise?
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>>55976183
Why the fuck would you go chink on a charger cable for your phone? They cost 10 bucks tops and last for years.
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Holy fuck the coupons from the aliexpress coin flip game are useless, also it's rigged so you never get the 50-200 coin ones
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>>55976777
Try L+R+Start+Select
Or L+R+Select/Start+A/B
You might also have to patch the rom with some shady chinese software that only works on windows
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>>55976430
>What are sharks?
Sharks are the Mixza micro SD cards. They're cheap and /csg/ can vouch for them.
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what cheap ass but good pc camera and microphone should i buy guys? are there any recommended ones?
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>>55977087
Yeah, it's just a bunch of hair shit. You can buy coupons with them though.
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>>55977011
>>55977056
That's an ugly mouse.

>>55977042
Find me a James Donkey for $4, best I can find is $7.
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>>55977087
yes only play it if its free. Get your daily 16coins and more on.
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DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW THEY ARE RIPPING US OFF IN TRADE!
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>>55976016
Most of those are nigger skulls. Why even bother?

t. forensic anthropologist
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>>55976091
Finding someone willing to smuggle prohibited goods isn't really a loophole.
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>>55977056
ah yes just the other day i had a grill over at my place and she said "idk anon your just not ready to kill, I mean where is your disembodied human skull"

she then left to look for guys that had human body parts sitting on there desks.
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>>55976926
Glad mine got through eariler, but I guess it means I can't buy one now.
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>>55977011
>>55977042
Oh well, I guess I should've done my research better on chink mice then. At least I can recoup my losses by selling another(I know someone that will buy that) . And think I like that colourscheme. So can't be that bad, right?
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>>55976926
Damn, reckon anywhere else will still try ship it regardless? They canceled my order and I need more xiomeme powerbanks
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>buy James Donkey
>it's going cheap as fuck so why not see what it's like
>plastic feels okay
>weight feels right
>unresponsive as shit
>draft long shitpost for this general
>remember the dpi button
>it's actually a solid mouse esp for the price

T-thanks /csg/ I'm now buying all sorts of shit from the far east that I don't really need
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We have a 500 billion dollar trade deficit with chyna and you still want to do business with them.
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>>55975070
>1gb ram
no
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This is the chink vendor rom, isn't it? Is there anything I should flash? Because there isn't a global rom yet
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>>55977163
Find an aliexpress seller senpai
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>>55977212
There is def a global rom for the 3s. And if there isn't use the xiaomi.eu one.
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How many times can you use a xiaomi account to unlock a phone? I am waiting on two sealed box xiaomi redmi 3s's, one for myself and one for my friend, that I want to put the global rom on.
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HOT-New-Japan-Anime-3D-Mouse-Pad-Final-Fantasy-Girl-Soft-Big-Breast-Cosplay-Free-Ship/32270632389.html

This is something /g/ would buy.
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>>55977162
No you did your research fine, nobody has shown that gearbest mouse to be any good whereas the donkey has been shilled here for months and has multiple reviews.
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>>55977254
Idubbbz?
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>>55977254
I'm more of an ass man, cheap custom ones when?
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>>55977092
Damn, what else is there fun to buy online?! I am new to /g/ and already bought a tea set.
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>>55977279
Flashlights and pens
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>>55977279
Get out while you still can, this is a black hole your wallet will never escape from.
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>>55977279
flashlights
the Q5 gets shilled here often, and speaking as an owner of 7 of them I can attest to its mad quality considering it's like 3-4 bucks
the T6 is also shilled often but I don't have it
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>>55977279
Mangoes
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>>55976777
Software for the Module: http://www.minihere.com/supercard-mini-sd-gba-flashcart-firmware-v1-85-software-v2-71-download.html
Instructions: http://www.minihere.com/supercard-mini-sd-gba-tutorial-video.html
All Software related to Supercards: http://down.supercard.sc/download/
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>>55977276
Found an ass one for you http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japanese-anime-cartoon-3D-Silicon-mat-big-butt-mouse-pad-gift-for-boy/676203013.html
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>>55977279
link the tea set anon.

Also anyone here had their phone delivered by Singapore post? How were they? How long was delivery? Any taxes in your home country?
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Does anyone know any thing about these soldering iron kits?

http://s.aliexpress.com/qAFJvEfI

From my understanding, what you do is you attach a laptop power supply to it somehow, bit I haven't really been able to find much English stuff about it.
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>>55977279

ona-holes:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-TENGA-EGG-Male-Masturbator-Japan-Egg-Silicon-Masturbatory-Cup-Sex-Pocket-Realistic-6-Variety-with/32611004614.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.2.jJg3rD&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10037_10055_10049_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_106_105_104_10060_103_10061_102_10062_10063_412,searchweb201603_6&btsid=0bb9b785-76e7-44ff-b450-0fb6c8c89c03
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>>55977279
Go to the randomizer in the OP and buy the first thing it rolls to, regardless of price, quality or utility.
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>>55977368
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/S01915-22-china-bronze-Revolutionary-Great-leader-President-Chairman-Mao-Zedong-statue/32619361385.html

fuck
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>>55977212
>This is the chink vendor rom, isn't it?
Yes but there's no global rom yet, so you can either wait for it or unlock bootloader and flash xiaomi.eu rom.
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>>55975791
They really know their target audience is American
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>>55977404
Just scanned with Anti-Malware, found nothing. Is there anything bad about chink roms aside the fact that you can't get weekly updates?
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>>55977505
Some of them have weird bugs and push some popups. but you can also flash the official china rom and install gapps.
Otherwise the phone was just released in India so the global rom should come soon. someone posted the global beta a few days ago but I can't find it now.
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Got this on the randomizer, is it any good?

http://www.gearbest.com/led-light-bulbs/pp_124749.html
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Should I, anon? Always wanted to buy bone conduction headphones


https://it.aliexpress.com/item/chink-headphones/32604995332.html
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>Ordered a cube tablet
>Gearbest gave me free expedited shipping via DHL.
>Gearbest posted the package sent msg this morning, DHL just SMSed me that my package will arrive on the 11th (it's the 8th right now).

That is fucking awesome to have 3 day delivery.

Here's the catch though, only the tablet is sent via DHL, the keyboard, stylus and tempered glass are still processing and didn't have free expedited shipping
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>>55977582
>inb4 bane references
>>
Any Britbongs looking for a cheap audio interface to power their BM-800 I'm selling mine right now.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/232035017803?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
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>>55975711
>cute decoration
>cute
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>Order a USB 3.0 flash drive from an Aliexpress seller with "seller-selected" shipping option a week ago
>Check tracking code yesterday- says it's already on a plane. Estimated delivery time: 5 days
>check last night to see if it's updated; estimated delivery time: 6 days
>checked again a moment ago; estimated delivery time: 7 days
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>Awaiting payment (0) Awaiting shipment (0) Awaiting delivery (14) Disputes (0) Unread order messages (0)
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DHL came by with my Redmeme Note 3 earlier today, but I figured I'd ask if you guys have a link handy to some shitty forum or whatever explaining how to verify if it's on global firmware. Or just an explanation really.

The only available locales during setup are literal shithole countries but that's how it's supposed to be?
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>>55977663
>>55977674
Stop torturing yourself. Just forget about it. It'll arrive I'm sure :3
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>>55975731
>Xiaomi router is in Chinese btw
oh my god it's current year and people still haven't learned basic chinese?
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>>55977663
I got some bad news for you.
Your USB flash drive is now sitting at the end of a runway.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/cargo-plane-crashes-onto-busy-italian-road-after-overshooting-ru/
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>>55977701
Yeah I think global rom is shithole countries because xiaomi only sells in China India and a few others
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>>55976567
>was expecting to get chinked harder by taxes and shit (Belgium)
don't worry, once the EU collapses we all will get to negotiate humane trade deals with China to get chink shit without EU faggotry

stay strong bro
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>>55977701
Yes the official global rom only has shithole countries as locales. But It doesn't really matter what you chose, it will only affect things like the mi store that no one ever uses. As long as you chose English as the language you will be fine.
I recommend you to chose Hong Kong as locale.
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>>55977701
Post the Settings-->About phone screenshot and we'll tell you.
>>
My brother bought some of knives that fold into a credit card sized thingy, are they any good?
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>>55977368
http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_117423.html
>>
New podcast in the wotks with me as tentative host because comfy's chink phantom power is out of service. If you have any ideas feel free to spew.
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Well lads the poster I ordered is going on two Malaysian airlines flights to get to my country. I'm not gonna get it am I?
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>>55975791
>>55977424

>They really know their target audience is American
>Picture is of a chicken sandwich, not even a burger
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>>55977886
Spelling errors notwithstanding.
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What's the fastest time you've ever gotten a package from China? Ive gotten a few packages in 2 days to the uk.
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>>55977248
You can unlock 1 device per month.
Just make a new account and tell that you are a professional android develoler and need this for your career. Mine took 1 day when i did it 2 months ago.
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>>55975711
Why pay for it when you can just scalp someone for free? :/
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>>55977943

Earliest for me was 7 days from GoyBest.

I live in the US.
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>>55977735
>>55977763
Thanks for the information, much appreciated. Think I'll probably be going with Hong Kong as you suggest or some other lesser evil, but if it doesn't matter all that much in the end then all's well.

>>55977799
Thanks! I'll try posting a screenshot once I'm back home from work in a few hours and hope that some of you are still around.
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>>55977964
Don't you need a separate phone number? Thanks anon.
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>>55977056
>>55976119
Save your money, if you want chicks to know you're ready to kill, just threaten to murder them, panties will drop trust me.
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Xiameme confirmed for headfires.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/4wprb2/xiaomi_mi4c_exploded_side_of_my_head/?
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>>55977986
Yes for a new mi account you need another phone number. Use your friends if he agrees or wait 1 month.

I bought a RMN3 and then a redmi 3s for my sister. I prefer the note by much but both phones are really good.
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>>55978054
Fuck off iFaggot/Samshill
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>>55978067
Thank u mate I'll do that. Much appreciated.
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>>55977943
11 days from Ali.

I'm new to chinkshit though.

>>55977895
Chicken burger.
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My box of 360 spring bars and my 3.5 dollar watch came in the mail today. The spring bars are fine, used one to replace a missing spring bar on my casio no problem. The watch seems pretty good, a bit larger than I expected. Loud as fuck though, especially after having had digital watch these past few years. I'll have to see how well it keeps time in a few weeks.
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>>55977840
they're a gimmick to give to friends
you can cut an apple with them in a pinch
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all done

for a cheap piece of chink shit, that's a respectable drop in temperature
and it's damn quiet too

***
>>
any reliable chink PowerLine adaptors?
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>>55978226
>3.5 dollar watch came in the mail today
Pic?

Also, link for the springbars
>>
Are chink Tenga clones safe?
Will I be infected with space aids?
>>
Is a chink teeth guard a one way journey to mouth cancer?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2pcs-Moldable-Mouth-Teeth-Dental-Trays-Tooth-Whitening-Bleaching-Guard-Whitener-/291436166068?hash=item43daf2fbb4:g:PmYAAOSwKIpWAU3c
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>>55978425
Hopefully not because I've got one on the way. Other anons have also used them without their dick falling off. I'd say they're safe, unless they are part of a Chinese plot against the slightly larger penises of the West.
>>
>>55978450
I think those are fine, if you put them in boiling water first.
>>
Any good sound dampening headphones? I need to listen to music while I mow my lawn and chinks are awful at labeling things
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>>55978498
Well there's two main ways:
Sound isolation and active noise cancelling.

In-ears are almost all sound-isolating to various degrees. They kinda work like earplugs, I mow the lawn with some in-ears and it reduces the noise but I can't hear the music unless I crank it up.
One thing you need to understand is that lawnmowers are loud. I just have my inears in and a barely audible volume for the music to help protect my hearing.

Then there's active noise cancellation, which is much more expensive and I don't even think the chinks do it.
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>>55978473
Could you post a link to whichever one you ordered?
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>>55978531
Japan Top Selling Male Masturbator Silicone Pussy Egg Sex Toys for Men Vagina Real Pussy Pocket Masturbator for Man Sex Products
http://s.aliexpress.com/rm6vQJBJ
(from AliExpress Android)
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>>55978054
That's just what happens with lithium batteries.
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>>55978477
Alright, thanks.
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>>55978387
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/springbars/32627044629.html

And the watch was this one

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cheapwatch/32309980615.html
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>>55978566
thanks senpai
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Guy with the watch from the previous thread, my watch it seems gains ~30 seconds every day. For 30 bucks I'm not sure if I should feel chinked or not.
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>>55978640
Is it an automatic, a quartz, or a digital?
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>>55978640
for $4 my fake DW hasn't lost/gained any time, I'd say you got pretty chinked at $30.
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>>55978686
it's quartz
>>55978690
fug, how long do you have it?
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>>55978604
I was supposed to buy that one but I went with this instead
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>>55975395
Got a Xiaomi meme router, I must warn everyone that Wi-Fi performance with regular OpenWRT is worse than with their chink software, but you will be happy to know that if you update your router they now have English language options.
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>>55978714
2 weeks, if it was gaining 30 seconds a day I'd feel chinked even at $4.
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>>55978714
Definitely if it's quartz. How long you had it? Maybe dispute. Let's see the watch.
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>>55978786
this watch
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Watches-Men-Luxury-Top-Brand-GUANQIN-New-Fashion-Men-s-Big-Dial-Designer-Quartz-Watch-Male/32575422394.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.124.j8ba9K

I have it for a little less than a week. I tuned it the day I got it, and had to tune it again yesterday because it developed a two minute lapse. Today it's already leading the clock on my computer by 20 seconds. The seconds ticker is also misaligned with the dots on the watch.
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>>55978813
The black looks gud
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>>55978813
Looks good in the picture but I think you got chinkd with the quality
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>>55978813
What is the length of the band on it's smallest position? I would buy a watch but I have very small wrists.
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>>55978901
Mein neger you can swap the watch band or use a leather punch if it is too big. You just gotta make sure the diameter of the face doesn't look too big on your wrists.
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Do you guys prefer getting lots of packages at difference times or to consolidate them and buy on gearbest/banggood and get them as one package?
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>>55978875
I sent them a message because they asked that I contact them first about any issues before opening a formal dispute. I'll see what happens.
>>55978838
I got the brown one, brown things get me hard
it looks pretty gud, though I noticed from the get-go that the "1" on the watch is slightly rusted and that probably should've been more alarming than it was for me.

>>55978901
not very small, I had to make my own holes. But I have a tool that creates holes in belts so it wasn't a problem. If you're a thin guy and often belts for pants or hands or whatnot don't fit you, I recommend getting one
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>>55978941
You should send it back. Even for chink standards a $30 watch shouldn't be like that
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>>55974729
I'm thinking about buying a James Donkey 118, which apparently has a better sensor than the normal 112 and a braided cable.

It's 16€ with 1 day shipping in Amazon.

Anyone has one? Are FPS playable on it with low DPI? Any alternatives around 20€ price range?

Thanks
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>>55975807
I was expecting Finland to be most expensive place to ship batteries.
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>>55975807
It's like that for a bunch of other countries, hopefully they will fix it soon
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>>55979046
Meanwhile with Mi Band.
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>>55978311
how much did it cost in total?
>>
>>55976183
For the love of god, don't fucking link to Aliexpress in other languages. Fuck you.
>>
>>55978967
Is there a way to get a replacement/refund without sending it back? I'm afraid of getting double chink'd, they can always say they didn't get anything.
>>
>>55978972
Why not get it for $8 on Ali?
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>>55979203
That's why you get proof of postage and a tracking number
>>
>>55978937
Lots of packages at different times because the mail is my one companion in this cruel, loveless world.
>>
>>55978715
>Shit Watch
>Peanuts
>Lube
>Fuck toy

What is wrong with you?
>>
>>55979292
Looks like your everyday /csg/ poster to me, what's the issue?
>>
>>55979217
Because my current one's wheel is broken and left click works half the time, I'm not going to wait 2-3 weeks just to save 8€ :/

+ Apparently the one on Ali is the 112 one, that's why I was asking if anyone's gotten the 118
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>>55977339
I decided to watch a Russian dude put one together. It does indeed require a laptop charger to use as the power source.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRJB8oNGEmU

Here's a video where some guy shows his warming up. He clearly has some good power supply for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf80oTEgcBY


I'm thinking that this is possibly the best option for temperature controlled soldering irons, since the 936 clones cost around $30. This here costs $18 with the t12 handle, and you need to supply your own PSU, which can be had for really cheap, or even free if you own a laptop or look around.
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>>55978715
I was tempted to get that one, but I just wasn't feeling the green insides so I went with the one in the picture. It seems pretty okay, just kind of loud. It was mostly just a way for me to try out a larger watch, so it will do its job just fine. I'm annoyed that most watches these days are fuckhueg, because I like smaller watches.

Actually I just noticed that when I press my hand against the back of the watch, the sound is considerably dampened. I'll have to see how loud it is when my new straps come in the mail.
>>
I am looking for a 500 GB or 1 TB external hard drive, any recommendations?
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>>55975477
> 20~50 usd
none
>>
>>55979292
>Lube
That's aloe for my psoriasis
>>
>>55978311
Got a pc of temps before this?
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It's >>55977701 here again, just got off work and finished initial phone setup on the Redmi Note 3.

Can >>55977799 or someone else have a look at this screenshot and see if everything's in good order with the ROM shipped on this device?
>>
>>55979434
I'm interested too.
Is there a Shark-meme equivalent for an HDD?
My fetish porn collection needs it.
>>
>>55979548
>>55979434
>chink hard drives
Are you fucking retarded
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>>55979560
It's like asking for a chink pacemaker

>You actually WANT an unreliable pacemaker?
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>>55979560
>>55979579
They fucking make microSD that everyone love, why is there a double standard for HDD (or SSD, idc) ?
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My redmeme note 3 pro arrived today, what virus program should i run with it to remove the chink spyware (Most likely to be flashed to it)

Gonna wait a while before i put CM13 on it.
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>>55977172
dumb burger
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>>55979543
>5 x.x.x.x.x numbers
Yep, it's a chinked vendor rom.
Latest official version is V7.3.7.0.LHOMIDD

You can flash the correct rom even if your bootloader is locked via edl method.

Video guide:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNhdQT9Ivu0&list=PLaPvcEA8BA-J9_3mmzhwE5TGRU53q3oux&index=3

Text instructions:
http://pastebin.com/1vKKJTqn
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>>55979548
Only SSD since HDD is way too delicate to rely on chink technology. Try looking at Kingdian
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>>55979599
The microSD is just samsung chips with a shark printed on it.
Hard drives are incredible precision machines, forget muh mechanical watch, hard drives are a couple of orders of magnitude more precise.
The chinks can barely even make them at all
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>>55979599
A solid state storage device like a micro SD card and a magnetic disk drive like an HDD are two very different things.
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>>55979643
>>55979635
>>55979629
Thanks guys, I didn't think about that
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>>55979530
I do
both idle

>>55979162
£16.97
Finding a cooler for this card was a challenge in of itself. The 58mm mounting holes aren't that popular.

At least this thing is universal. Whatever card I get in the future, this will fit on it.
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>>55978311
Link?
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Can I have my Gearbest refund refunded to my credit card? I don't want to buy anything anymore and have money left over, fucking chinks.
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>>55979643
There are literally only about 3-4 actual hard drive manufacturers in the world, the rest are rebranded or owned by one of the main manufacturers. That's why hard drive prices shot up so much a few years ago after a flood in Thailand as it wiped out most of the world's hard drive manufacturing capacity.
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>>55979434
http://www.microcenter.com/product/465724/1TB_Laptop_25_Hard_Drive

and

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-ORICO-2599US3-2-5-hdd-enclosure-Sata-to-USB-3-0-external-free-tool-hdd/1902217651.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.A60bBP&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10055_10037_10049_9242_10033_10059_10058_10032_10017_10060_10061_10062_10063_412,searchweb201603_8&btsid=6cf46f73-b92d-4bf9-9a74-a81bf9f7c4e9
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>>55979716
You have to say the chinks.They will put it in your Gearbest wallet for sure. Open a ticket.
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>>55979718
Gonna need to see some proofs, comrade.
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>>55976119
NEVERMORE
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>>55976151
This.
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Any good chink meme? Already have alot of chink shit and i don't know what to buy anymore
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>>55979823
Buy a bunch of off-brand onaholes and become a knockoff version of the /jp/ guy.
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>>55979624
>Yep, it's a chinked vendor rom.
Now I'm extra glad I asked ITT, thanks for checking that up for me and providing the information.

Not quite sure about where to get the fastboot driver that's apparently in "C:\Program Files\Xiaomi\MiPhone\Qualcomm\Driver" as mentioned by the guide, but I'll read properly through it, watch the video and do some searching myself.

If there's any way to get this shit done on Linux though it'd be real sweet but I'll cope either way. Guessing there's probably no good freetard version of MiFlash out there.
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>>55979612
MBAM, and do >>55979624 anyway.
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>>55979788
There's 3 manufacturers. Turns out I exaggerated.
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>>55979875
America is trying hard to protect their technology
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-western-digital-investment-unisplendo-idUSKCN0VW12M
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>>55979713
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/VGA-Cooler-dual-90mm-fan-4-heatpipe-nVIDIA-ATI-graphics-card-cooler-GPU-fan-radiator-CoolerBoss/1846933040.html

There is a single fan block too that's cheaper but I can't find it
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>>55976200
Not bad for the price. Get a cheap tab/laptop and beam into that shit from anywhere. Like an everywhere workstation. And not total ass for light gaming, either.
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>>55976485
Is that the MT6797 one or the SD615 one? Cost?
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>>55979950
Anyone else getting this error on the login page ?
I'm quickly getting withdrawal if I can't login.
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>>55980000
Its happening to me as well.
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WARNING:

AVOID TECLAST TABLETS

I bought a X80 Pro last month and it's SD Card reader has driver problem in windows, Teclast currently has NOT a fix for this problem, they're still asking for feedback, ironically this problem is rising since 2015 and it's still persisting in latest models (Power, etc), they don't even seem to care

Avoid Teclast products.

So

After 8 business days gearbest replied me, the sd card reader is physically damaged from factory, i have never done a claim in paypal, tips?

After reviewing your case, we consider there are some quality issues of this item, please review our possible solutions:
1)Return the item back to us
You can return the item back to us in China as per our terms and conditions indicated in the link above.
Once we receive the item, we can exchange or offer a product refund 79.99USD back to your GB wallet. As long as the item does not exceed the 45 day money back guarantee limit. Please noted customers should cover the shipping fee to China.

2)You can also return the defective item to us and change a replacement.

3)No return. Keep the item and accept a partial refund on Wallet (credit)
We can offer 15.00USD on your GB wallet and exceptionally reward you with extra points
(e.g. If your refund is 1USD = 5 points ,3USD=3*5 points => get 15 points etc) This amount can be used for your future orders.
Learn more about wallet benefits: http://www.gearbest.com/about/gb-wallet.html
Check out how to use point :http://www.gearbest.com/about/about-points.html?157wrew

4)Resend a replacement (No return)
We can resend you a replacement but we kindly ask you cover partial cost of item and the shipping fee which is 65.00USD. We will then arrange a shipment and send you an invoice if you choose this option.

I would like to ship it back, but shit would cost over 40$ usd, living in third world country sucks

in the end i open a paypal case, now i have to wait
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>>55979977
http://www.head-fi.org/t/554328/superlux-hd668b-review-vs-audio-technica-m50-and-superlux-hd681f
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>>55980028
Couldn't you have tried a virtual machine running Windows XP and tried the drivers there?
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>>55979866
Did you download fastboot and adb drivers from
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0MKgCbUM0itNVB1elljU2NPR0k/view
?

And no, you can't do it on linux, only on x64 windows. don't forget to disable driver signature verification as well.
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>>55977314
>skintight leopard print
>On a dude
>Thin body, bubble butt
>On a dude
It's like chinks can't even into closet fag
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>>55977403
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>>55977505
MIUI is best chink ROM. It's like Chinese Touchwiz, but more customizable.
>>
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Hot-Sale-Bike-Light-Waterproof-Cycling-Light-Bike-Taillight-Rear-Tail-Bicycle-Egg-Light-Heart/32699476427.html

Get some bike nuts.
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>>55980057
Yeah, got those downloaded now. Good thing I still kept my W7 x64 partition then, driver sig verification should be off already if I know myself well enough.

Going to reboot over there and get this flashing done, reporting back afterwards. Thanks again for all the help.
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>>55980166
Nothing like a good nut boys
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>>55980238
Redmi Note 3 Qualcomm Latest Global Stable Version Fastboot is the one you need from
http://en.miui.com/a-234.html

let us know if you got it working
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>>55980274
The best nut.
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>>55980315
Gotcha! I'll be back.
>>
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/meme-watch/32515117545.html

Do you think these F91-Ws are as durable as actual Casio ones? I'm really happy with my current one, but I paid roughly twice as much for it.
>>
is this any good? the email discount from GB is making me want to buy shit I don't need.

It's the same price as an apple earpod and due to my weird ear shape, I love the earpod lots but I want to move to wireless earphones soon cause I hate catching wires on shit

http://www.gearbest.com/sports-fitness-headphones/pp_356162.html?wid=21
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I wonder if a dong sleeve counts as indecent material.
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>>55980451
I doubt the chinks could fuck up such simple design

>>55980531
Ask the seller to label it as rubber toy. That's what I do with my onaholes
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>>55980531
Is UK really that much of a 3rd world country?
>>
>>55980549
Well, there are far worse things to spend £1.50 on. May as well snag one and review it.
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Making new thread now, how's everyone doing?
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What's the best micro USB cable I can buy thats not going to burst into flames? Chink one obviously. Ali or Gearbest.
>>
>>55980718
Aukey have a good reputation, but they're on the higher end of chink cable expense.
>>
>>55980718
it's 4 wires, what could possible go wrong?
>>
>>55980738
Maybe under 4$ including shipping?
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>>55980673
waitan for 6 packages
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>>55980451
I went through 2 chink copies of the F-91W before biting the bullet and buying an original one.

Bought a chink copy because the authentic ones are jacked up in pricing here for no apparent reason.

The first one would be off by a couple of minutes every month. and the strap fell apart.

The second one leaked water inside after washing my hands.

The pin that holds the strap in place was some shitty rusty wire folded in half and not an actual pin.

My current one is the authentic F91W and has survived showers, baths, detergents, motor oil and is perfect. I don't know if the plastic for the screen is any different but it hasn't scratched either compared to the chink copies.
>>
>>55980451
Fuck no. I've also had these fakes and they're awful.
Just spend the $5 on an orginal instead of buying 20 $1.50 ones because they break within a week.
>>
>>55976200
oh my, that looks really good, i'll see if i can save money for one
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>>55980920
>>55980878
is exactly what I was thinking.

I already own a real F91W and it's seen some real shit over the years, but it's still going strong.
>>
>>55980718
I love the thin ROCK ones, I own about 8. They have lasted much longer than OEM and generic cables I've used. One casualty, but that's under par for me. Prices have gone up a good 30% though. They come in nice retail boxes with verification stickers.
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>>55978311
I'm afraid that these shitty chink heatsinks are going to fall off the chips

does the temperate readout just monitor the GPU core?
>>
>>55980946
Nevermind GB still has them at good prices
http://www.gearbest.com/samsung-cables-adapters/pp_333823.html
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>>55980562
Considering facesitting porn is actually illegal over there.
I'm going to say yes.

Every time the UK pulls another stupid stunt, I'm getting more glad that the britcucks are leaving the EU.
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Well...
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>>55981000
>The 'porn is illegal' meme
Not possessing it, just producing it.
I'm 100% fine with this because british girls have no place in pornography.

Also facesitting is trash but that's none of my business.
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>>55981018
>electro cock
>>
>>55981018
At that price you can't afford not to buy it.
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>>55980315
>>55980372
jesus christ this laptop runs like shit when in windows, somehow it still manages to surprise me every single time i need to do something "quick" and it ends up taking forever

About an hour in I've managed installing MiFlash and ADB/fastboot drivers, now connecting the phone, and now waiting about ten minutes so far for fucking Windows to hook up the debug drivers to the connected USB port or whatever the fuck it does.

Oh well, can't be too much longer until I'm actually allowed to start getting shit done.
>>
guy who got chink'd with a 30$ watch here,
they said in our messaging that I'll send it back on their expense and they'll get me a new one. I've never shipped back a product before, can someone tell me what exactly the procedure is? And how do I get them to pay me back for the shipping?
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>>55981059
go to your local office
ask them about the price to send a small package to china
???
Profit
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>out for delivery
>for 5 hours
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>>55981059
Get the receipt take a pic then send it to them. Or if it has tracking give it to them.
>>
When will the chinks make something like the chromebook that doesn't need to bo online to function well? I just want a cheap laptop whose battery lasts forever to shitpost and watch movies in bed.
>>
>>55981000
>Considering facesitting porn is actually illegal over there.
Wat
>>
>>55981020
Without the UK, we wouldn't have her

Considering I'm a sucker for 'posh' british accents and scottish accents. I approve of british porn
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>>55981173
They call these tablets, anon
>>
>want to get a chinkphone despite already having a perfectly fine 8 month old flagship

I'm exactly what's wrong with people today
>>
>>55981173
They do it's called the thinkpad
>>
>>55981182
and small tits porn is banned in ausfalia
>>55981184
is that a tranny? lmao
>>
>>55975167

I got a BM-700 and it sounds pretty good without phantom power.
>>
>>55981222
>and small tits porn is banned in ausfalia
WAT WAT WAT?

Isn't that racist towards Asians?
>>
>>55981242
Listen son, the number one task of any civilised society is to use pedos as an excuse to pass stupid laws
>>
>>55981188
I just really dislike touchscreens on anything larger than a smartphone. I'd also like an hdmi-out and usb ports.

>>55981215
I've looked into these, but since I don't live in burgerland I can't get them as cheap. Either the price of the thinkpad is high or I get fucked over by shipping costs.
>>
>>55981207
same here, had an xperia z5, i liked it but ended up breaking after falling
Got a full refund and now im anticipating the arrival of my redmi 3s
>>
>>55981266
Don't get me wrong, I hate tablets too, but that's what the market is like at the moment.
>>
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Big-box-of-fucking-AIDS/32332824412.html

In which customs don't confiscate your goods, but leave you a note calling you a faggot.
>>
The verification code on aliexpress isn't loading and I can't sign in.
What do?
Also, new thread when?
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New thread here
>>55981312
>>55981312
>>55981312
>>55981312
>>55981312
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>>55981173
Get a Jumper EZbook 2 or one of those 2-in-1 tablets with a keyboard dock
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>>55981182
I kinda exaggerated it, as >>55981020 mentioned, but it's illegal to perform a number of sex acts in UK porn productions (until recently streaming VoD porn didn't fall under those rules, but dvd porn did)

Facesitting is considered life-threatening along, with fisting and strangulation. Other things that are banned include physical restraint, humiliation, abuse, spanking, etc.
Here's a nice list:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html


>>55981222
>>55981242
It isn't, I think it was a proposal once, but it didn't get approved or something.
The reason was something like small breasts = young girl, could be used to give the impression that she's under 18 (aka fake child porn)
>>
>>55980673
Since Denuvo has been cracked twice in 2 days by two methods, and I'm tagging along with the podcast tomorrow, it's been a good early morning.
>>
>>55980315
>>55981058
At long last the phone's successfully flashed.

Had a bit of trouble with MiFlash spewing errors instead of starting to flash it which seems to be because I missed the connection window after going into EDL mode, but restarting the phone and going back in made it work.

Need to set it all up again and check the "About" section's version, but everything should be in order now.


Once again thanks to all of you who've helped me with this shit today, it's greatly appreciated!!
>>
>>55981635
Nice. check that your'e on V7.3.7.0.LHOMIDD and your'e good to go.
>>
>>55981720
It is indeed on that version now, so mission accomplished getting there.

I did however notice that there's now no Japanese language option, which the vendor ROM had included in a rough shape.

The phone's primary user is a Jap so I might actually have made things worse than they were before starting this endeavor. Maybe I have to start considering the move to CM13 earlier than planned...
>>
>>55981932
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=sightidea.com.setlocale&hl=en
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