Most hax0r thing /g/ has done

>>55904801
Remember that one time you had to change your password for seemingly no reason

I cracked a video game in the early 2000s
It was really simple, just one bit changed basically, from JE to JNE.

ping google.com

I installed Ubuntu on my system, then I executed cmatrix on a full screen terminal

Nice try, NSA.

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I vertically flipped the screens on my elementary school's computers.
They literally put the monitors upside down and left them like that for a solid week or so before someone figured out how to open the control panel

>>55904801

Gave myself admin access to my school computers in HS by using the ol' command.exe in a .bat file and using it to create a new admin account.

>>55905549
>Bump

>>55904801
I actually installed gentoo.

Convinced a kid to give me his hotmail password, claiming I wouldn't do anything with it. Immediately changed his password. Just fucking around, gave him the new password at the end of class. He tells the teacher, I get in shit for "hacking". My punishment is to uninstall MSN messenger from all the school computers. No one ever followed through on that though, so there were no real consequences.

Successfully used sub7 against some people. Again, just fucked around to scare them a bit.

I'm a pretty shitty hacker.

>>55907474
You already posted that on another thread, didn't you?

>>55904801
>school wifi is wep
>fuck_me_in_right_there_daddy.jpg
>crack it in a minute
>mac protection
>run network watcher
>copy one of the mac addresses connected to router
>spoof my mac address
>successkid.jpg
>realize whole school's systems are in here
>change the class ring bell to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvQDIL5BrBY
>they try to find who did this
>mac address was a teacher's
>teacher says dunno
>class ring bell stays same for a day
>everybody still remembers it after 6 years

>>55907507
Yeah, the first story I did. Don't think I mentioned sub7. Good memory!

>>55904826
lol who is dis?!

Tricked a 12 year old into giving me his password, and I put memes on it.

>>55905156
I installed Bash on Ubuntu on Windows on my system.

In 3rd grade I dragged a bunch of program files onto my 1.44mb floppy to use at home and casually told my teacher what I was doing. She flipped out and said I was illegally pirating software so I had to delete it. Too late bitch, I already coppied Lemmings and played it at home every day.

>friend logs into her crunchyroll account in front of me
>accidentally enters her password into the username field so I could see it
>really simple, easy enough to remember
>that night, log in, watch anime with no ads.

Fuckin' elite skills. Pretty pointless though since I never stream anything.

>>55907564
it me

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>>55904801
>brand new community college computer lab
>100s of PCs
>every restart, they pull a fresh image from server

SLEEP 300
NET SEND * The Matrix Has You!
SHUTDOWN /L /R /T:0 /Y

Net send was disabled the next day after a hearty chuckle from watching some old lady who was tasked with going to every computer and clicking 'ok' to close the pop-up

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Put a keylogger on my computer and let friends login to their email accounts.

>>55905133

 ping google.com /t 

>>55907861
You can watch anime on crunchyroll without adds by just using an adblocker.

In grade 3 or 4 I found out that you could fairly easily login to the computers as an administrator and doing that let you control the projectors in the computer lab. This was when digital projectors were still kind of new too, although it isnt a big deal now, the school made a big deal about them and tried to find any excuse to use them.

Anyways, I told the one super spastic kid in class (he was the living definition of "that kid") how to do it, and a few days later during the middle of some lesson that the teacher giving, he proceeded to "hack into" the projector and started playing some of the raunchiest, hardcoriest, gayest porn I have ever seen at full volume on the projector. Unbeknownst to me he loaded up a CD full of gay porn to play on the projector almost immediately after I told him, why he needed an entire CD filled with porn rather than one video or gif I do not know, but I digress, many lulz were had, and he was suspended and had to clean the computer labs for what seemed like forever. He also had his computer privileges revoked and during computer days would have to just do exercise booklets on stuff on the one desk without a computer in the computer lab. They actually made him sit and watch us use the computers while he had to do shitty handwriting practice sheets n shit. During which he'd usually just make paper airplanes out of them, or try to throw pencils into the ceiling tiles, or steal the balls from the mice and throw them at kids, and then proceed to get kicked out or suspended again

He tried to blame it on me, I just said "lol no, I dont know what you're talking about" and no more questions were asked. I still remember the sound of 3 or 4 dudes moaning echoing through the halls and the look shear terror on the teacher's face as he quickly scrambled to turn off the projector.

Basically became buddies with her security guy, and he told me he saw some guy drop her off late one night. He gave me a description, and I found out it was a friend of hers on her fake fb (yes, found out she's got one under a different name) who goes to the same gym as her. I dunno what she saw in him... I am way taller, better-looking, make more money, and have been loyal to her like a dog despite having had chances to see other chicks. He's got bigger arms, and I guess he must have a bigger dick, or something, to make up for that butt ugly face.

I know I know... that's what I get for having a gf. Either way, with that fake fb profile and fake instagram, I think she might've been an actual prostitute... I guess I should feel somewhat flattered she let me fuck her almost for free (besides the occasional movie and dinner, nothing fancy) so many times?

>>55908455
>>>/fit/

one time i accidentally the whole mot

>>55904801
I got a CVE in firefox, found some bugs in flash, haxed a ccTLD and have a 0day sitting somewhere

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>>55905133
>>55907985

>>55904801
I put my Windows 10 taskbar at the top instead of the bottom, to prove everyone I'm a master haxx0r

my college used wpa-psk for the wifi
same user/pass as the school accounts
set up a rogue AP and stole my asshole roommate's credentials
turned out he lied to me about his class schedule

>>55908069
I know, and I did before then for a bit before I just downloaded shit, but I did it because I could.

One time I also showed someone how to use the screenshot key on their keyboard and they were amazed. People are so retarded.

>>55907521
>Ajdar
Türk musun lan ahaha

>>55905549
Our school had actual good network admins so i couldnt do this but wanted to

>>55906261
I actually installed Gentoo and then Funtoo and then Arch.

>>55909346
kolaydı hacı napayım tutamadım kendimi

>>55904801
contributed to homebrew cask

>>55909687
Okullarda böyle bi sistem olduğunu bilmiyodum

Sudo man sudo

>>55910094
Sudo woodo
pseudo sudo woodo

>bogus internet filter pops up one day at school
>go to Program Files
>delete the contents in a folder named something like "Filt DKJfo233"
>trade this """"Hack""" for a full set of Rune armor a couple of weeks later

I crashed the scoring system of a CTF because my nickname contained U+202E
I made a bot that searches for unsecured seedboxes and make them seed Serial Experiments Lain
I'm working on a DHT search engine

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Hacked Queen Mary network during christmas eve party. Ended up shutting down all cash registers on the network. They had to manually restart each one. Cost them thousands during downtime.

>>55904801
I bought dragon dildo.

I printed instructions to installing a firewall on a bunch of Windows machines pre Vista. I made the local news ;^).

I cracked my neighbor's wifi. But had only luck because the password is fucking easy. Used aircrack-ng with Kali Linux and the rockyou wordlist. Felt fucking 1337

>>55904801
cracked the password of the admin at my school and DDOS'd the school website through his account.

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>>55904801
>Be 12
>Mom thinks I play too much World of Warcraft
>Installs a software that restricts the hours I can use my computer, e.g. it switches off automatically at 10 p.m.
>Only admins of the computer can put and change restrictions on other non-admin users
>Start in safe mode
>Give myself admin rights
>Remove admins rights from my mother account
>Lift the restrictions
>Put the same restriction on her account
>Many keks were had

She begged for 2 days and I got to play World of Warcraft as much as I wanted.

Tbh she was right, I should have listened. Wow kinda fucked up my early teens.

>university, 2007
>nobody had mobile net or smartphones back then, most 1st year students only came to lectures to leech the free wifi from their laptops
>connected my laptop to the wifi
>started a rogue DHCP server with bogus setup
>mfw everyone connecting after me was unable to use the internet, while half of those present could

I discovered that imgur hack. First posted about it here on /g/ and then on reddit.

I host a Lan server for my bills, documents etc. it's running LAMP. One day I wanted to see if I could "kill it" without using ssh. I found a python script, sockstress, and I ass blasted my server.

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>>55907861
> >friend logs into her crunchyroll account
> >that night, log in, watch anime with no ads.

>>55911194
well you certainly did learn something

>be 12 or something
>parents angry, limited access to everything
>parents away for evening, father about to take out a computer part to keep me from using it
>tell him it would be easier to just take the mouse with him as 'you need the mouse for everything'
>logic checks out, just takes mouse and leaves
>immediately activate num-key mouse and keep using wangblows
HACKED

>>55911047
> Wow kinda fucked up my early teens.
I didn't have internet till 16 years, and my life is still fucked up. WoW is just an excuse.

>>55911351
Nah I was legit addicted, going to sleep at 4 am and waking up at 8 every morning is definitely not good for a 12-15 years old

Gook here, here is something I did a few years back when I was in highschool.

>be me
>be korean
>>Our high school goes on a overnight field trip to a amusement park
>We go to this condo place where everyone at our school is going to sleep
>our room has five roomates, all of them weaboos
>let's_watch_anime.webm

>Building has a wifi network, unprotected
>Half the school comnects to the network
>Gigabit wifi turns into 56K modem
>Need to watch dat new anime episode, can't even get onto google due to all the faggots at my school browsing facebook
>Go to 192.168.0.1
>Wifi router has a admin password set, can't do shit until I login
>did_not_expect_this.jpg
>After we leave our stuff in the room, we all go to the amusement park

>>55912274
Cont.

>1 hour later, everyone is back from the amusement park after a fun day
>everyone is settled in their rooms
>everyone brought their tablet or phone
>everyone on wifi
>suprised wifi router hasn't lit on fire at this point
>go out to the corridor
>look at wifi router stuck to the ceiling
>wan port lights aren't blinking, however the lan port lignts are
>ah_ha.gif
>Seen similar setup before, it's a network setup where the corridor routers act as switches, forwarding all network traffic to the central router
>go to lobby
>no_one_there.jpg
>go behind informatiom desk at lobby
>find a bulky wifi router labeled 'building main'
>this_is_it.webm
>wifi router manufacturer is iptime, a korean networking company
>done_this_before.jpg
>press router reset button for 10 seconds
>go back to room, get my phone, fire up browser, go to 192.168.0.1
>quickly set up a admin account with a 16 character password so that other h4x0rs at our school can't hack it before me
>go to network control and set a upload/download limit of 100mbps on main network, set the network to only use 2.4ghz, with no password
>also set a connection limit of 70 devices, half of all the kids in our grade
>half the grade connects to this network, complaints about slow network speeds can be heard across the corridor
>some faggots can't even connect to wifi due to connection limit
>smug_face.png
>create a secondary network with a hidden SSID on the router, unlimited upload/download, on 5ghz, with a password (for me and my roommates who all know I am the one hacking the router
>speedtest to make sure that my network is fast
>800~mbps upload/download, almost symmetric
>rainbow_blast_from_screen.gif
>share password and SSID with my roomates, and we all enjoy unmetered fast as fuck internet

>>55912291
Cont. Last part
>3 hours later, bored af
>remember that the wifi router has a feature where I can display a website of my choice on the network login screen
>time_to_step_it_up.jpg
>go to 192.168.0.1
>set the network login screen to display a korean gay porn site
>that gay porn site automatically plays one of their 'recommended videos' when you go onto it
>reboot router
>classmates connect to wifi router
>gay porn videos fire up on all the classmates phones
>can hear various types of gay porn videos, as some faggots also brought their bluetooth speakers
>can hear screams and 뭔데 시발 (wtf in korean)
>rolling_on_floor_laughing.gif
>classmates start to get accused of watching gay porn by teachers
>teachers find out, they are all in their late 40's and know jack shit about technology
>teachers announce that the wifi router is infected by malware and that they will ask the building owner to run a 'antivirus' on it
>never got caught
>my roomates all cool, too happy streaming anime
>graduate from high school, and to this day, only my roomates know

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>>55904801
>Ctrl+F msgbox
>nothing
Fucking hell.

Year six, pulled up by the tech teacher for "making use of trojans". It was really just a couple of .bat echoes and .vbs messageboxs that made a pretend virus. Pic related (my whole computer was out of resolution for years).

High school classes with computers involved us locking people out before they could log in (fail password [x] many times), shutdown .bat's, msgboxes (including infinite loop/self-replicating ones), vandalising accounts left open, and in the last year, printing straight to the school library printer via IP address to avoid paying $0.10 or $0.25 per page.

>>55912274
>>55912291
>>55912303
lrn2filename, reddit
>laughinggirls.jpg

>>55909663
>Gentoo [...] and then Arch
Not how it works, buddy.

>>55911319
>parents didnt want me using computer in mornings
>used num-key mouse because mouse was a noisy motherfucker

>>55910415
>I made a bot that searches for unsecured seedboxes and make them seed Serial Experiments Lain
i actually wanted to do this but how didnt get fucked over by your isp/feds for massscanning?

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Years ago
>need to buy monthly train ticket
>fuck the ticket office, I'll get it online
>shitty ass old asp.net train company website
>login and select ticket, try to checkout
>the email field is required
>I'm already logged in
>the email field is fucking disabled
>inspect page and remove disabled attr
>checkout just fine
>mfw

>>666
Test

Ran a hacking-oriented WordPress blog when I was 13, managed to phish hundreds of accounts, mostly Yahoo and Gmail. From there I managed to get access to some political site, also got access to someone's computer through the open telnet port.

Then when I turned 14 I grew out of it.

high school mounts network drive for all your home dir files
run \\server\\2011\
copy everything on my 160GB iPod classic
you mess with the best you die like the rest

>2011
>browsing /b/
>a /b/tard discovered a church site with the admin page publicly accessible (just add admin.php at the end of the address)
>spammed blasphemies on that website
>another /b/tard chimes in, saying that it's not just one site but all the websites done by that guy were vulnerable
>we end on that webmaster page
>one by one all of the sites featured in his portfolio get torn to pieces with gore and scat
>a site about an american ranch got spammed with Sarah Jessica Parker pictures
>we reached a point were we communicated with each other by using the sites' main pages as message boards

It made the news and within hours all the sites went offline or limited the access to the admin page.

>>55904801
I have cheated on an online voting contest. I wrote a Python script to register and vote. At the end we didn't won because they started using captcha. But I have won a small electric scooter because I voted almost 20000 times then I sold it for 250$

>>55913556
Oh yeah I remember that. Everyone also had access to the parents emails and one guy decided to use the site to email all parents that the school was closed due to niggers or something along those lines

i used to make some aimbots back on unreal engine 2

>>55914001
Oh and I'm pretty sure that someone emailed the GNU/Linux copypasta. I'll have to search it up.

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>>55904801
I was able to downgrade from ios 4.x/5.x back to 3.1.3 back in my old iPod touch days.
>tfw Apple makes it nearly impossible to downgrade OS

>>55904801
Since, fuck, I'm old:
A:\>debug -d

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>>55914032
Took longer than expected

First time cracking a WPA2 network with the aircrack-ng suite was pretty satisfying.

The password was asshole69

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>>55914141

>edited .txt in vim

>ctrl-f chopsticks
>0 matches
dissappointed

Nothing special, not even hacking, but why not.

>be in HS
>250/125 internet for the whole school (idk like 1200+ people)
>Everyone complains that only browsers work
>Look up which ports are open
>53, 5353 (normal dns) and 631 (Printer), makes sense
>Route DDL&torrent traffic through port 53

At that time I was still a public tracker fag, I heard the school got in some legal trouble 2 months later, probably because of me torrenting with the school IP.

I also made a fileserver on the schools network later that year with TV shows and Movies by just leaving a laptop with LPD & DHT enabled torrents running, no idea why they didn't manage to secure that shit.

>>55904801
bought USB sticks, made a quick NT virus and put it in the USB along with Jpeg images of a random family, it autoran on 3 people's computer and it's literally mine, I can VNC into the computers and have installed a keylogger so I basically just look at what these retards do, they have their credit card numbers in a plain text file on the desktop but I dont use it nor do I look at it because LEA, fuck that lmao

In 2008 in my freshman year of high school, I used some youtube aircrack tutorial to hack the WiFi password of the computer carts around the school

Told like one person the password, by the end of the week every single kid in school knew it thanks to me

I'd get high fives and shit in the hallway

>create batch file that keeps opening random windows
>delete because ill never even use it

Built a website in 2000 for sending free SMS messages around the world via a eastern european provider which html form I reverse-engineered. I went through tens of such services until I finally found one without ads and country code restrictions. Still have the log files of those messages somewhere.

>>55913556
Is there an archive link for this? or a video of it on the news? Fuck I wish I was there for that, only heard this story twice now and i've been here since 2014

>>55915402
Did the same during an internship in Russia. The password was 'kebab'. It had no use since the internet access required subsequent intranet authentication.

>>55905500
Don't you just have to press alt and one of the arrow keys or something? A lot of kids in my school accidentally did it and I had to fix them.

>>55910094

man man

man /usr/bin/*

>>55912941
I'm using the shodan API

>>55905500
RAlt + RCtrl + Arrow keys. kek

>>55907962
That is actually really smart :'D

Which one did you use?

Booted up backtrack live :^)

>>55907985
>

 ping google.com /t 

>>55913046
icles

>Win+R
>cmd
>

color a

>

tree c:

Installed Letmerule on roughly 10 computers at school, never got caught and i had alot of fun fucking with fellow students and teachers.

>>55907889
ur brother

>>55904801
Phished my tech illiterate friend in middle school and stole his facebook account to bully him

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1/-
used a dead computer for its USB's while installing Debian to make it part of my cluster

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>>55919738
2/-
make a Pi 2 case

>>55919769
Mother fuckin' K'nex

Found and reported a couple of XSSes on major sites.

>>55910278
>gold?

>>55907533
>Sub7

Aw shit that brings me back to the hacker wars I had with my brother and cousin. So many little exploits including social engineering, cameras pointed at keyboard, hardware keylogger I soldered, and eventually some skiddie shit like Sub7 (Netdevil I think). Way too much fun, although it was not done in a lighthearted way at the time. Basically all but making the computer unusable when we got mad at each other.

All ended when I saw filipino boy porn on my cousins computer :(

>>55920072
>oh_shit.jpeg

>>55920072
>sub7
that nostalgia

Bypass the school web filtering software by pressing f1 on calculator to open the help and then using ctrl+l to open location with the embedded browser.

>>55914082
hacked that /dev/urandom

got a premium account a porn website by using the old "if the username is a full name, the password is full name without spaces" meme.

eg. john smith password is johnsmith

>figured how how to access dorm cameras, dam url and ip address was open to everyone internally and external on the network , (we all on fucking reality show and we didn't even know it)
>installed cain and abel on a friends computer got his email password, then uninstalled before he came back downstairs.
> walked around with mana on kali running on my laptop in my backpack getting a shit ton of passwords.
> got the av team's on my campus password, using kiddie scripter tools.
>injected javascript into an ios game making an exploit that let me log into anyone account in the game. (was patched after 3 weeks).

so far dumb skid kiddie stuff.

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I guessed my friends email password back in middle school which I used to steal his Xbox live account and bought tons of shit using his dads credit card. Never got caught.

>>55915502
I remember having some thread dumps, but I can't find them anymore.
Also, IIRC the webmaster's studio was something along the lines of CS Studios or something.

>school IT guys installed a bunch of parental control software on my computer
>backed up all my stuff
>wrote .bat script that opened windows until the computer crashed
>set it to run on startup
>"help me Mr IT guy i have a virus :("
>he re-images it while i eat lunch
>he even forgot to log out of the admin account

>>55904801
Change the Dodo speed in the config files of Vice City.

That mision was hard as fuck so i had to "hack"

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>>55904801
>crying in the corner of dark room till i fall asleep with sound of running rig

everday

>>55904801

Guessed my little bro's password to his profile social thingy back in 2006 and changed all his pictures and background to tubgirl.

I got into the computers of a clinic I worked at using Ophcrack, and then dropped a botnet with 16 terminals, and the HVAC, I was going to do a DDoS attack, but stupid fuck that I am, I posted a video of my doing all this on Youtube and I got arrested, they only took it seriously because I fucked with the HVAC system, to be honest, I didn't really know much about what I was doing -_- they treated me like a terrorist though, went to prison and everything.

shutdown -s -t 300

and

ipconfig /all

can i stay?

>>55921930
>no tree C:\
get out

my girlfriend at the time would use my computer while I went to work during mornings so I put a keylogger to find out if she was cheating on me

she was (she would even talk on fb with the dudes she was fucking at my own computer, jesus christ, at least i never got cucked again)

>>55922184
So what made you suspicious?

>>55921858
script kiddie please go

>>55922210
i forgot to mention the relationship was going pretty badly, she was distancing herself, etc

>>55922251
Fuggg. I have the same problems with my own gf.
She's even said some suspicious shit and we've had a lot of fights.

After all the fights she's suddenly trying very hard again so I'm not sure what to think but I don't trust this woman.

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>>55904801
This guy is on a totally higher level. /g/ you might as well go back to kindergarten.

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>>55904801
Lewd

>>55922228
script kiddie?

>>55922284
idk man using a keylogger to get my gf's password was a pretty terrible atitude and I mostly regret doing it, but then again if you can't have a honest conversation with her you might aswell resort to this kind of thing, since your relationship is probably already doomed

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>>55913555
Mess with the Nef you die like the rest.
The ultimate hack. I don't think any of us could pull this off.

>>55911618
God stfu. Did you go rehab? No? Then seriously stfu.

>>55922404
>>55922404
Please tell me this guy is just joking.

Remotely shut down every school PC including head teacher and IT support

>>55922457
What is he even talking about

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>>55912274
>>55912291
>>55912303
I could probably do that too, I just never got any opportunities like that.

cheat engine on browser games

>>55911047
great way to loose all your GBP

>>55911047
>She begged for 2 days and I got to play World of Warcraft as much as I wanted.


I call BS, she would have just took the PC off you, surely.

Look for PoodleCorp on Twitter :^)

>>55907962
I did this too.
But I ended up doing nothing with them.

Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up registry entry on HKEY_CURRENT_USER/Software/Microsoft/Windows/CurrentVersion/Run/

I'm not into computer hacking but I am involved in the urban exploration community in my area (I break into abandoned buildings like mental hospitals and urban infrastructure like drains and tunnels) which I guess is kind of like hacking IRL, finding and exploiting security weaknesses, exploring places that are off-limits, etc.

Does that count?

>>55923441
Did it to the whole school back in 07

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>>55907521
pretty good, roach

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>>55908100
>>55912274
>>55912291
>>55912303
kek

>>55911156
WHAT HACK?

Last time I posted by achievements on 4chan Moot's bitchass caved into the CIA and gave them all of my proxies addresses, and they used cross comparative deduction to figure out where I was doing my bidness from.
They never caught me but I moved anyway.
>should have been behind 7 proxies
too much time and too slow
>should have used a coffee shop
people are nosey as fuck at coffee shops

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>girl I was seeing left Facebook logged in on my computer after closing window
>Use it to see she was hooking up with other guys; messaged all of them telling them this

>Can find all social media profiles of Tinder matches by googling combinations of their name and university with site:___

>Email cracking used to be really easy -- logged in to two girls' email addresses, one of which found nudes (this was, er, however many years ago the statue of limitations expired), just by Facebook->Email Info->Forgot Password->Address

baby stuff

>>55913556
>>55914001
>>55914141
xDDDD rawr

cracked a wep network

provided free internet to everyone at work

I got into those cartoon network games account by putting common names as the user then the name again as password
>kids can't make good passwords

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When I was like 14 I learned about port scanning and started tinkering with it.
My family's shitty DSL ISP didn't block windows file sharing ports between their customers.
Using this hacking avenue, I found some boring shit and documents on random machines.
One day I found some shitty windows 98 machine that exposed its entire C: drive as a share.
I put a rootkit.exe in the startmenu startup folder.
Wait a few days; no access. The fucker left it on forever.
I craft a windows 98 scheduled task file for rootkit.exe for every few minutes, put it in c:\windows\System32\Tasks.
Success!
The computer apparently belonged to some realtor office lady.
I spooked her by opening and closing the CD tray repeatedly and typing swear words.
I should be in jail.

>>55912291
>hs hax0r

I've had free wifi for years, cracked dozens of keys. It impresses my normie friends

>>55925342
Full video?

>>55908972
*tip*

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>>55904801
>be me
>15yo in highschool
>been using schools pcs to download anime and shit with vpn
>forget to disconnect from vpn one day
>computer wont connect to the schools database for others to log in
>ohshit.jpg
>it found out what i did
>mfw the punishment igot was to re install everything at lunch and fix the pc

>inb4 underage b8
this was 4yrs ago.

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>>55904801
Imma out-LEET all of you faggots.

>go to a shitty religious private school
>zero budget
>teacher doesnt know shit, was later fired after rumours of pedophillia
>teaches math from the book and doesnt understand any of it
>one year we get a "learn at your own pace" math learning program. Just an excuse for him to not teach us.
>the program is nothing but tests filled out on bubble sheets. Has no lessons.
>quickly reach a point where Im stuck with problems I dont even know how to do
>ask teacher to show me how to do it
>he pulls out his calculator, enters the question, and then holds it up to me, "This should have been your answer"
>fml
>meanwhile, get into skiddy shit, browse a shitload of ancient outdated textfiles
>find one on defeating scantrons by filling in the dots just dark enough that it doesnt mark it as unanswered and therefore wrong but just light enough that it cant read which answer it is
>fuck it why not try it
>scantron machine is fucking ancient
>it actually works
>manage a perfect C- in math the entire year without doing a single math problem

THE TABLES FLIP NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH

shat on a newspaper once and posted it on /b/

it was for /b/ingo

>>55904801
used neighbor's WEP-protected wifi when I moved in and didn't have internet yet

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I nmapped a starbucks once

>>55923447
No, that's what the shitheads on the public websites now consider to be "hacking". They try to use that word for more clicks and appreciation.
Srsly just try:
1) How to break into a house (criminal)
2) How to hack into a house (wow+sogood)

>>55925342
tell story please

>>55922367
there's literally nothing woring with using a keylogger on your gf's computer if you're suspicious

>>55927547
wrong*

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>>55908100

>>55911110
>>55909060
How to rogue server?

>haxed Gibson
>haxed my way out of a paper bag
>blue boxed the FBÍ
>anal boxed Šony
>bind-dildo-to-socket attack on several .góv
>fuxor_it.c
>phished several online bingo accounts
>sweetheart scammed a nigerian prince
>mixed Jolt and milk and drank it
>switched ftp permissions
>socially engineered stuff like coupons

>>55922741
I think you underestimate how spineless gen X parents are

>>55911319
>>55912797
what the fuck is numkey mouse

>>55912274
>>55912291
>>55912303
This is why I fucking love Koreans, goddamn anon had a great kek.

>>55922547
>>55922457
>not knowing the Nef

>>55904801
>school wifi lets you connect to the LAN but won't let you on the internet.
>Install Dsploit on my phone
>connect to wifi
>turn off the internet in front of my tech teacher
>the whole school went down at the press of a button
>school spent three weeks looking for a """"hacker""""
>they never found out it was me

>>55927657
Brother of Mickey Mouse

sudo pacman -S aircrack-ng

Switched out the monitor and tower cables between adjacent pcs in middle school comp class once and got my teacher and friend thinking that the thing got taken over by rogue hackers that were robbing the school of its tests. She had a good laugh about it when I revealed my secrets and knocked my friend for falling for it.

They never found out it was I who screenshot the lab's desktops and fullscreened whatever image viewer we had back on xp.

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>Used to dox and ddos kids on Skype all the time with friends
>On a couple of occasions, we got some especially retarded kids to download rats thinking they were Minecraft hacking clients
>We would just fuck with them by moving stuff around and watching on their webcam until our shitty rats eventually failed because we were retarded
>Opened a wifi hotspot at a hotel under the same name as the hotel's wifi, but didn't do anything and stopped it once a couple of people connected
>SQL injected a shitty abandoned website and pussied out before doing anything with it
And yeah did some stupid stuff ITT like turning displays upside down and unplugging stuff at school. But mostly just scarring Minecraft kids for life because I felt superior going into high school

>>55904801
wifi-spoofed a normalfag jock guy's steam account and kept changing his name to "suck nigger dix" etc etc while talking to him on chat saying it's probably some other dude so he went and beat him up and got into serious trouble with the police, and he never found out who it really was.
Also wifi-spoofed a girl's facebook account and sent racist messages to her black boyfriend saying that she didn't want to racemix since her father was a neo-nazi, was fun watching the drama unfold IRL afterwards

>>55927919
Oh and >>55927922 just reminded me of other stuff from high school.
>Once got into the facebook of some retarded normie from school (his password was literally his skype username) and posted a random dick pic I found online. A bunch of people from our school freaked out and he got told off pretty hard for the next week or so, along with his facebook being removed

Also some big douche in PE that hit puberty too early, some friends and I used to mess with him. I sent dozens and dozens of empty boxes to his address through some deal with UPS and he continued to receive them for weeks on end.

>>55913556
>>a site about an american ranch got spammed with Sarah Jessica Parker pictures
everytime

>installed backtrack5
>Youtubed besthax2015desu
>Haxed sisters windowsXP laptop
>Stole her porn

>>55904801
>be me in primary school
>win 3.1
>don't even remember the name of the game
>buying and selling ice cream
>buy 1000 cones and 1000 units ice
>insufficient amount of cash
>change input cash to -999999999
>get paid to receive
>school topscore for a week
>sysadmin flabbergasted, just how did you!?!?
>buttmad classmates can't beat my score
>someone figures out what i did
>all highscores 99999999

This was my first haxxor

>>55904801
I made my own crack of warcraft 3, I literally just copied and pasted files onto another computer and they actually worked

>>55904801
My friend left his laptop at my house and me and my brother changed every icon into a picture of a microcephalus baby. And I mean every icon including all the windows owns that you can't normally change. To this day he still has it for numerous icons because no one knows how to change it back

>>55912274
>>55912291
>>55912303
where's the SC2 moment ?

>>55907962
>dick move bro

>walk through highschool while staff is at a football game
>find a computer that a teacher is still logged on to
>find lots of folders on school LAN filled with homework assignments, quizzes, tests, powerpoint lessons, etc
>delete it all
>fill them with furry porn
It only took three or four days for tech support to fix everything though :(

>>55927922
>lking to him on chat saying it's probably some other dude so he went and beat him up and got into serious trouble with the police, and he never found out who it really was.
>Also wifi-spoofed a girl's facebook account and sent racist messages to her black boyfriend saying that she didn't want to racemix since her father was a neo-nazi, was fun watching the drama unfold IRL afterwards


Please post screencaps of the messages.

>>55929143
I once wrote a spambot on mac os x for warcraft 3 and other softwares. Now that you mention it I remember

>>55910679
nice job long beach kid

Since you're being leet jaxors here.

There are invisible reasons for 30gb to be out of my eyes no matter how hard I look for hidden files on my pc, it is a known infected pc, I just haven't found the source, it's not the hd.

How do I go about finding the source of this evil? I never knew how to deal with this filth when it is not hd based. Already tried updating mobo firmware and some merry boot and nuke attempts to make sure to discard the hd.

>be 15 years old, last year of high school (england)
>spend most of my time in the IT room at lunch/breaks
>"computers don't bully me"
>was also obsessed with aliens
>"hot alien females will find me attractive, surely"
>run SETI@Home, at home, to help search for those fine ass aliens
>my home computer has a sweet Pentium II (233 MHz with MMX™ technology)
>also had a Voodoo 5500 AGP, but running this shit off a GPU wasn't a thing back then
>wanted to search for aliens faster because im really horny and this is taking too long
>ask on the SETI forums how to improve my crunching speeds
>someone jokingly mentions setting up SETI on all of my school's computers
>brilliant.jpg
>set it up on one computer in the IT room, just to test things out
>works fine at first, my crunching speeds have practically doubled
>then, at midnight, it suddenly stops working
>find out that they use a program that resets all the shit on the computers at midnight every night
>try in vain to find a way around this program, but eventually give up
>suddenly remember the laptops
>in our IT room there are a row of cupboards along one of the walls
>there are around 20 laptops in there which are rarely used as theyre for disabled kids who cant hold a pen
>we have no spastics at our school
>another funny thing about these cupboards is that the plug sockets are actually INSIDE the cupboards, 8 in total, 2 for each cupboard
>install SETI@Home on one of the laptops, plug it in, and leave it running inside the cupboard
>that night my crunching speeds are back up, midnight comes, and its still running!
>over the next few days, get SETI@Home on the rest of the laptops
>8 plugged in at first, but stole my dad's multi-socket extension to increase that further
>bought a few socket cubes to get the rest of the laptops plugged in
>dem speeds
>helped to find aliens for the rest of the year
>the laptops stopped crunching sometime in the late summer, someone must have found them
>never did get that alien booty

>>55929453
dude that was like in highschool, you think i still have same phone/pc from that time? I did it through DroidSheep on android.

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Sometimes I send this picture to random unprotected printers around the world

>>55925342
spoiler next time

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poison AP at the venue of my high school reunion

>i got around 80% of the people that turned up
>only ~40% of the people from the entire year
>100% of them people i wanted to fuck with

Broke a Chinese chemical plant and a Russian payment terminal.

This was when bruteforcing Radmin and breaking into other people's PC was a big thing and there were IRC channels with people who would share interesting finds.

You wouldn't believe how many machines were running radmin on default or qwerty-like passwords.

So I broke into a terminal, but couldn't understand shit, since it was russian. So I just opened the .ini files and found out that the machine was charging 1 percent of the sum for service. I set the value to -99.

Then there was a chinese machine with some weird diagrams and buttons you could push, after some fucking around and google translate we found out that it's some kind of factory control. We started messing with it and the whole thing shut down and then there were news about fire on a Chinese chemical plant.

>>55927919
I did pretty much the same thing with a couple of friends. Either just finding random retards from deviantart and convincing them to download our shit rats or just making youtube videos called "free call of duty lvl 50 hack" and just having a download link towards our rat.
Good times

>>55919769
thats sick

>>55925600
>>55925600
>>55927517

oh not the story you'd expect, I got it from some dude's dropbox I hacked into.
he's got ton of shit of him and his gf, FULL HD

>>55904801
when i was in 6th grade javascript and jscript were just taking off and I used to go to websites and break their javascript based access controls.

>>55924384
Lol that looks like my old boss, just a tiny bit morped

>Found capeshit torrents
>6G at minimum size.
>realized that with moving to a new house, I may get into trouble for leaving it on so much.
>Found CMD command to shut down in a hour
>shutdown -s -t 3600

On a related note to that, I did figure out how to set up a FTP server on my phone to transfer music. When I suggested that she do that to her phone, she was impressed.

>>55929641
nigga if you had made them mine bitcoin you could have got money to pay a hooker to cosplay as an alien
also ayy lmao

>>55929613
Windows bloat.

If it's a new OS install, there might be a hidden partition. Just look it up with partition manager.

>>55921791
Its kinda nice though, almost like a person...

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SE.
all i'm saying.

>>55931141
no such thing as bitcoin back then m8

Well it's more social engineering, but remember when steam started adding never give out your password to friends boxes it was the same time they started whitelisting names like admin and steam support, well sorry guess me and my friends ruined it scammed many accounts in the good old days

>6th or 7th grade
>kid plays laboraItory, I do too
>I "hack in it" I just follow tutorials online
>kid asks me to bot his account
>sure, he gives me password
>test his password on his email
>it works.jpg
>message all the girls in class through his email using windows live messenger
>mfw drama the next day

Luls.

i right click a website

and click "view source"

sometimes i modify JS headers and save to my own page, sending friends modified CBC, MBC, MSN pages with images and headers like "Anon is teh best haxor" or "Top ten reasons why Anons dog is cooler than you"

man i was a faggot, still am

i dont know shit, being a CS major is laughable they dont teach you shit in schools

>>55904801
>be around 15 years old
>started dating a girl, get into my first relationship
>take her out to the movies, football games, dances, etc.
>I buy her a necklace with the little money I have
>she calls me up on my birthday
>wishes me a happy birthday and tells me to check my email
>she dumps me in the email.
>dah fuq?
>I had been playing with Game Maker (only "coding" I knew aside from web)
>setup a free hosting php page that records whatever GET params are passed in
>create an "e-card" for her birthday that's only a couple weeks after mine
>bundle http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/mspass.html (was called aimpass then, since this was a decade ago, antivirus softwares didn't pick it up)
>The e-card ran software and exported her AIM password to text, then read the file and sent it to my server
>cookie1
>Log into her aim messenger
>Found out she was cheating for the past couple of months.

>>55930202
Do it again.

>>55932593
>implying 3d is better than 2d

>>55932622
Actually I think my post implies the opposite

>>55904857
Same... but I had to remove TWO checks (CD and an integrity check on the EXE).

So I'm twice the hax0r that guy is!

I did a few cheeky things like put pictures of a dude who I didn't like in the startup folder of whatever computer I used so whenever people would login to that computer a photo of him would open. He got really angry and nobody could figure out who did it.


I wrote get fucked and taped it to the bottom of mouses in an entire lab, blocking the laser bottom part of it. Apparently it trolled the fuck out of the next class who used the lab.


I went to an exclusive private school where we all had laptops (in 2003) and for some reason net send and net view were not disabled so if I typed net view I could see a list of all the people using their laptops. It was fun to send a net send saying stupid shit to people in the middle of class or shutting down a bunch of peoples computers.

Lol highschool was fun.

one time in high school a kid told me his password, it was literally just his initials

then a few years later i logged into his account in front of him and he was like "how the fuck did you do that" and i said "you told me the password"

I wrote a bot to spam a phishing site with fake but realistic-looking emails and passwords. In theory this would make real emails + passwords get drowned out in garbage and they'd give up, but they could probably tell it was all coming from the same IP.

Found an unsecured security camera feed on a school network. Every camera in the school was available.

>>55927689
What is the Nef?

>>55904801
I have a website that will hack your computer just by visiting it:
jackthe.net
You've been warned

>>55934879
An elite hacker, rumored to be HTP's leader.

Took down 20+ botnets, exposed their owners, and posted some of it on /g/.

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>>55904801
I edited packages with charlesproxy to use whichever card I wanted to use in a Japanese pay2win mobile game.
There were no tutorials, all me.

>>55910679
Tell Tess I said hi

>>55919084
Tyrone?

>worm myself into several nukenets, including localnet
>casually nuking shit on the latter
>someone queries me
>"hey bro, what group are you in?"
>"u-uh, currently n-none"
>"alright, c ya"
>stayed there for over a year
>nobody gave a shit
the scene is fucking elitist garbage anyway

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>>55904801
Managed to break into my primary school's admin account. My primary used this SIMS shit, got the credentials to the headteacher and caused fucking havoc. Managed to get all the teacher software on my account.

> In college
> Playing with firesheep
> Got access to this hot girls facebook page
> Moved relationship status to single
> Watched her friend message her asking if she was ok
> She confessed she was having relationship issues
> MFW I caused a relationship to break up early

> Still in college
> Still playing with firesheep
> Get on this guys facebook page who is a divinity student
> Move relationship status to single/interested in men
> Proceed to spam gay porn all over his page

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https://youtu.be/1aNbqxIO4_I

>work uses old ass ERP that users work with through SSH
>the term emulator they use allows you to run various system calls via some specific escape string
>can start any piece of software on any machine so long as I know their term number by sending said escape string to their /dev/pts file
>start up /r/nosleep on my redditor coworker's client

I could do some pretty nefarious shit with this and nobody would even realize.

>>55904801
Took part in reverse engineering some chibi desktop program with /g/ probably 6 to 8 years ago.

>>55922704
That madman loves WoW more than tendies.

>Worked at a call center
>boring job consisted of normies too thick to workout how to use a digital tv box
>start browsing intranet for thrills
>hover cursor over jpg, some small icons appear, print, save, view.
>clicked save, suddenly gave me golden access to shit I didn't know much about.
>start playing solitaire
>start browsing file systems and system progs
>worked out I could send messages to individual monitors, send abusive messages to several people in the room
>admin go mental, start running around like headless chickens
>said they put a trace on it so I stopped but continued with games until company collapsed and busted.
>I was so l33t

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>>55904801

>2005
>Be 14 yearl old edgy kid.
>Go to a park with friends.
>Grill i like goes solid 8/10
>We are all thirsty
>Remember reading a blog about how to hack vending machines
>Go to a coca-cola machine and start inspecting it.
>Code was either 4-2-3-1 or 1-3-2-4 to enter a service menu
>OhshitItWerks.jpg
>Friends are looking i don't know what to do.
>Navigate throug menu, theres a "Sales" menu
>Sub menu has 4 options
>1 option is to force the coin tray to release amounts of money and change the prices of the soda cans
>Release 2 dollars and chance the price to 25c per can (price was 1.5) dollarydoos.
>It works.
>Repeat process 4 times.
>I became a "lord haxxor" to my friends until ending High Shool.
>It still works until this day in old machines in my university.

I can tell you other 2 machines i cracked that day, that ended impresing the grill and we dated the rest of the school year.

I only have teached this technique to one of my brothers and my fiancee (she got a grip of hacking in general), when we became a couple we had no car so we would crack the metro card so when we purchased 1 ticket it gave us 4 for the price.

I made a port scanner and started scanning for FTP servers from public wifi

then I learned you could tell which kind of FTP server it was from the welcome message they display. Certain NAS drives allowed anonymous access by default. I got some legit scans of passports and .CSV with someone's passwords in the first one that I scanned. More family pictures than I ever cared for.

> run linux livecd on school computers
> teachers think I'm some kind of hacker
> not even doing terminal shit, just fucking around on the internet

I just bricked an Asus Zenfone 2.

>>55936377
I don't know who you are, but... I love you.

>>55937221
Why?

>>55904801
Designed a spoof MSN messenger app that would log peoples user names and passwords in a hidden text file. The program would then return the username/password invalid message and load the real msn messenger app.

I got access to about 200 hotmail accounts at my school.

Installed trojans on the library computers just to fuck with people.

>>55904826
>open cmd
color 02
>truehacker.pdf

>>55927640

>COUPONS

Didn't someone get in shit for attempting to get a ps3 with those bogus coupons a couple years ago

i'm a noob. Just got this from a Russian thingy some time ago, that's all. I'm an idiot trying to learn.

Zeus botnet translated. It's the 2009 version though. I know fuck all about programming. I asked some bloke on the dark net and he told me to start programming with APL, but I made the switch to linux and I can't load the right key board font even though terminal brings up apl fairly easily. Then some other bloke said to try A+ instead because it accepts the ASCII stuff and the European layout. But every A+ is about emacs and cancer. I kid you not, no A+ tutorials worth mentioning. They told me APL and A+ allows you to try cooler shit because you're allowed to do more stuff. Then they told me to move onto C but only after I got A+ or APL. I tell them that the zeus translation is in c++, c and php for the command and control bits, and that i'd need a copy of windows server 2010. Not server, the windows thing you use to write c++, the thing that has c#. I have mono of course but fuck if i know how to use it.

>>55908995
I tried that for a week but it just didn't feel right so I changed back

>>55930252
kek

how would one go about if he was ever interested in learning how to hack

CTFs are pretty fun.
Start with picoCTF if you're interested.

>>55914082
WTF!! that is a notepad with other type of words

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I stole this painted ceiling tile from my High School's art room by shoving coins into the door slot thingy during the day

And becoming a nigger at night and snatching the bitch. Door never locked

>>55911047

I did a similar thing at school, once in safe mode I made a special login for myself on all of the science rooms.

Installed Napster and brought in my USB CD burner. (This was 2001)

We deep fried the dissected squid and played Mario kart 64 for 3 periods on the last week of school when I shared my credentials.

>>55904826
Happens to me more than it should.
Should I be worried?

>want to download album, but too obscure to have any torrents
>album on bandcamp, can stream it for free
>just inspect element, click on the mp3 link the songs stream from
>get free obscure albums for months before they patch it

>>55921791
why is her head so short?

>>55939594
I do this too...
Still works though. Just right click and "page info" -> "media" and scroll down to sound.

I made a .bat that open and closed the CD trays every 5 seconds. The elementary school had no security systems on the computer lab and we could play there during lunch. I took advantage and spread my "virus" over the school lab network folder and the next time they rebooted the computers the CD trays kept piping out. Fukin keks
The next day they had IT there monitoring all computers and everyone was banned from the lab because of a "cyber attack"
I would give anything to go back and do it again. We also changed all the desktop wallpapers yo gay guys kissing. That was about 2 months before and it got all of 6th grade banned from the lab for a month.

>>55904801
I once put a fork bug on a few computers at my middle school and changed the icon to make it look like Firefox.

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Did some hacking earlier what do you guys think?

Convienced a braindead (honestly she is pretty smart but as tech oblivious as you can get) pretty friend of mine that google is the devil and made her switch to linux and to use duckduckgo, she barely used her pc for facebook anyways and besides got somewhat interested and now is able to use the terminal by herself so i am actually pretty proud of her

>>55920072

Netdevil had the most comfy interface of any backdoor, ever. Very comfy.

I can suck 2 dicks with my mouth.

built my own pc when i was an 11 year old black boy

i had a batch file and autorun.inf on my usb stick that scanned for certain media types and copied them to the stick. i had many many nudey pics of friends and relatives

Finally took the plunge, satchel'd up, and started my OSCP course/cert.

>Did a netscan on my school's network using my phone.
> found network switches.
>password was password.
> in.gif
> ability to shutdown the network.
> pussied out.
> fixed the problem a year later.
> life sux.

Not sure if this counts as hacking, more of just asshat shenanigans.

>Lived in college apartments. Floor 4
>Different wifi network connections on every floor
>Students would connect wireless printers to the wifi
>Network showed all printer names and computers connected.
>Go to printer and see IP of website for wireless printer settings.
> Place password on printer after changing name from "Hp-print pro 420 something" to "Boneriffic"
>it shows new name on network
>Download HP ePrint on phone.
> Through the phone connect to boneriffic and print pictures of penises.
> Every day before leaving to class, print random shit to this one printer.
> "Toner low warning"
>Boneriffic is gone

I assume they unplugged it or something. I wish I was more tech savvy to see if I could mess with other students computer.
Any idea how it could have been done?

>>55941172
Woah! Careful there friend. You're going to crack the Gibson and panic the kernel

Hey guys how do I enable Hacker green text mode? Thanks

>>55941172
Don't worry about it Alex

>>55942017
install gentoo

>>55942017
color 02
color 0a

>>55907821
Kek

>>55908995
>not the left side of the display

utter pleb

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>>55938818
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>55904801
Repossessing my dad's Dell Latitude. It had a boot password.

>>55904801
editing JS of an HTML5 game and sent the server a bogus high score
:^)

oh
I was making a page that had to redirect to another page with a bunch of parameters, that the other page had to put the parameters into a query and present a nice table with shit
so I had to add some new parameters, and instead of asking the asshole coworker who made the other page to read them, I sql injected them into his query

>>55938818
Aircrack framework?

Op here... I'd like to thank y'all for giving such wonderful replies. This is my first thread in almost 5 years!

>>55936426
this, but I took my pc's hdd and slapped it into the pc and played tf2

>>55943059
k

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>>55909794
bilmiyordun cunku yok abi bu serefsiz yalan soyliyor

>>55930629
Link?

>>55907962
did this but for runescape.

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Bypassed admin priviledges in my school using paint. Doxed a guy with success just becouse he killed me on rust with full gear, i was with a bow, he started harassing in chat, turns out that he's 40 and we became friends after i found his base

>>55944145
sounds like you need some gamerfood

>>55943124
özel okulda okudum. siz fakirseniz ben napayım

>>55944184
Once i was a noob, then ate gamerfood, damn this shit feels good

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>>55904801
when I was like 13 or 14 I found out my friend hacked my runescape account and took all my shit
hacked his account, got all my stuff back
"forgot the password" and got him to pay me $20 to get his account back

>>55907521
well this gives me in incentive to post mine

>during finals week in winter
>visit my old roommate's room
>he's bummed because his finals are postponed because of disruptive snow
>he wants to mess with the rector
>we type an email impersonating the rector, and say there's an announcement he needs to make in the link
>link leads to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxKyAuxUpkA
>friend's not sure how to send it to the whole school
>i tell him we can use the [email protected] address
>we send the mail using FUCKING PHP MAIL and use the rector's address as "from"
At this point I was basically hopeless because I had tried sending mail to allstudents@ address before, but due to security precautions it did not reach anyone. And surely the staff would have implemented some sensi-
>the mail fucking drops in our inbox with no indication the rector didn't send it
>we also find out the mail also reached the room next door as they bursted out laughing

and that's the story of how I "rickrolled" 5000 at once. Also maybe got the technical director fired.

>>55904801
>press a button
>the whole machine started up

wrote a slipstream exploit years ago and ended up with total control over a few datacenters (4000+ boxen with gigabit connections) undetected for nearly 6 months, had them all log into an IRC channel for instructions/ease of use

lol just kidding, i dont even know what that means

>>55922429
>Stfu
Kek

>>55944500
Tüm board Türk çıktı amk.

>>55904801
Used Linux live USB to view my boss's tax info stored on his windows computer

>>55904801
>used some google dorks to find random nudes
>stalk my oneitis' online profiles by using pipl.com
>know lots of shortcuts on the keyboard
>tree on cmd

i guess you can call me guccifer 3.0 [spoiler];^)[/spoiler]

>>55910679
I know who you are. You're done once semester starts senpai it's peek

>>55944500
>Rector
Principal.

>>55929224
What do you mean?

>>55922741

>white parents

>>55929613
Probably windows imaging itself so you can reset to a prior time. There is a way to limit it, look it up.

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>friend leaves laptop unlocked
>change background pic to a weeping angel (she hated them)
>put it on a slideshow so it changes to a closer shot 30 seconds later
>freak her out twice inside a minute

D E V I L I S H
T A C T I C S

>>55904801
watched mr robot

>>55904801
>goto school library
>open cmd
>color a
>tree C:\
one of tge workers pulled the plug

wapka.me

Look it up
Gigantic vulnerbilities, website that allows you to host webpages with FUNCTIONAL PHP IN IT

TFW you can actually host phishing pages on that retarded website.

P H I S H I N G PAGES
And what's worse is the fact that it is hosted in India so nobody who runs the website GIVES A FUCK

>>55904801
I bought a XenoGC chip and soldered it onto my GameCubes disc drive board. Worked for two hours, then crapped out because I used too much soldering acid and some went onto the board. Now the GC is trashed.

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>>55904801
>be me, last year in school
>most popular radio station locally sending over 20 Million people starts a "school duel" and the prize is a concert in the school from some famous singer in this country
>To determinate the schools that can "fight" in some gay games, a flash game is released
>5 schools with the best scores wins
>Over 50 schools sign up
>wait...flash :^)
>scan packages send
>decompile game
>after a short time, i am able to manipulate almost everything
>made deal with people from my school, ez 20 paysafe
>setup a script, generating scores in legit intervals and legit names
>waitthereismore.jpg
>contact other schools in the highscore list
>getting deal after deal
>95 euro paysafe
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>at the end, i got bored and spammed every school with max scores and insulting names and memes
>tmw HeilHitler-School won in the end

cont.

>>55904801
>>55949281
>radio station took the game down, spoke on their program about it
>Many schools insanely mad of the insulting names
>Tons of newspaper report about it
>non-local TV shows report it
>radio station manager wants, but can't bring it to court 'cause of missing data
>thank god i was behind 7 proxies

>>55949281
>>55949294
*200 schools sign up

hey l33tfags, explain this:

http://yournewswire.com/mysterious-tweet-sparks-fears-edward-snowden-is-missing-or-dead/

>>55904801
In around 1996 when voicemail became a thing I wrote an awk script, in combination with a front end mailer (remember these?, kek Fidonet) that dialed entire exchanges of numbers of known voicemail services and left them all the same message, which was a Jerky Boys "Frank Rizzo" expletive laden rant I recorded from one of their tapes. I left the call back number as some teacher in my school I hated at the time.

I used 'Thanks Fraunhofer' which was a clone of l3enc to make the mp3, which was leaked by some Australian hacker when he bought the software with a stolen credit card, and reverse engineered it to release a free version. I used a pair of headphones to record the cassette to mp3, and it took up almost half my hard drive.

I used alligator clips to attach my modem to my neighbors house and did this every night at 2:00am when I thought they'd be asleep.

Said hated teacher had numerous death threats from call backs from these voicemail owning people. Cops got involved and arrested me due to my own foolish bragging at school and I made the local newspaper, then national news.

A bunch of hackers found this and contacted me (literally cold calling my house at 12:00am, on a 50+ line group chat) and every night for a few months this became a common occurence, I'd be up for a few hours on a school night talking to hackers around the world on group chat, mainly on how to reverse engineer software like l3enc and to trade manuals since information was impossible to come by.

Around 1997 we stopped calling each other every night since the internet was suddenly a lot cheaper (not paying hourly like in 1996) and could use IRC. Those insane conference calls were awesome though

>>55949425
He's working on some bio book and film about himself, also I doubt he would dead man switch to Twitter when they are highly censored and CIA could just pull his access before laser assassinating him from space.

made a fullscreen pacman GUI for my cookie scraper.

got the newest ubuntu repositories and exploited the fbi using my load