Post the stupid shit that the botnet recommends to you.

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idk who half of these shitters are

>>55873204
>Subscribing to (((h3h3)))
>Complaining about stupid shit

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>>55873204

>>55873299
Sad news ;(

I go to youtube log into my account block a user then go back to my homepage and get recommendations for the channel I only finish blocking. I think youtube is trolling me.

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Youtube suggests I watch ugly white bitches. I can't stand ugly white bitches.

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>>55873204
Why is it so sensitive? I watched Dota by Basshunter and now there are three Basshunter videos on there.

>>55873460
Because Basshunter is great, kill yourself for watching Filthy Frank though.

>only get recommendations about computer and car shit

feels goodman.

after all those years, it finally learned but I'm still not clicking the recommendations.

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I'm on my phone taking a shit.

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I never watched anything sports / video games related on YT and they recommend this shit

>>55873457
That girl in the middle looks pretty qt

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>>55873457
>why i don't shower
>smell&proud

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOL

>>55873809
It's so fucking easy to get clicks, it's mindblowing

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is this the new desktop thread

>>55873945
Manga/anime can be cute and fun the first time you read one, but after you finish it, ALL FUCKING OTHER MANGA SERIES IN EXISTENCE LOOK JUST LIKE THE NEXT - ALL CHARACTERS ARE SHALLOW AND FOLLOW THE SAME STEREOTYPES AND ACTIONS AND THOUGHTS AND PLOT FUCK THIS SHIT FAGGOT

>>55873563
good taste brah

mine is too embarassing to post, guess that's what happens when you always use yt-dl

@55873989
loser

>>55873945
Please tell me this is a guy

>>55873343
Why does yours look so ugly?

>>55874039
its not

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>>55873989
T-triggered senpai...

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>tfw recommendations perfectly tailored to my tastes

Thanks botnet

>>55873204
W- what the fuck anon we practically watch the same shit.

>>55874049
It matches my life i guess.

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>>55874082
lollipop

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>>55874072
Let us not trigger senpai.

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>>55873204
Bubblegum pop and turbo folk (that's what a genre even worse than pop is called in my country) vs actual musicians.

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It's funny seeing how you can figure how someones habits.
>>55873204 likes skateboarding
>55873282 thinks Miku is their waifu
>55873343 needs to stop streaming music off youtube like a normal fag
>55873457 vloggers are cancer
attached is my younger brother that apparently needs to stop playing pokaymons

>>55873204
Primitive Technology is fucking god-tier.

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I watch LGR, EEVBlog, and JV2017 but the others are based on other related channels I saw a couple vids.

>>55873310
That is pretty gay, but even if all you sub to are obscure tech channels, Youtube will just reccomend dogshit anyway. 90% of the reccomendations are just paid-for advertisements, or what millions of other retards decided to click on that week.

>>55874116
>>>55873343 needs to stop streaming music off youtube like a normal fag

I'm too lazy to actually download retrowave shit though. Maybe once i get a bigger microsd card for my phone.

>>55873457
>ugly
>white

lol

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>>55873343
Hah. I was just listening to the 4th video in your list.

Also I have no idea what half this stuff is.

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>>55873299
>>55873343
>>55873460
They're pushing the shit out of this one family guy video apparently

>>55873204
>being logged in the video jew

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>>55873204

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Fucking google, they have some awful recommendations. Who the fuck watches braille skateboarding? horseshit

I can't, it's too embarrassing

>>55873204
>primitive technology

This motherfucker is the most interesting channel on youtube.

>>55874986
Get out then?

>>55874117
>>55875070
this desu
his videos are really comfy, it makes me want to go do some of that shit

>>55875126
Damn. PewDiePie got old.

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I've turned my botnet into a vigilante, outlaw, ninja assassin, night stalker, freedom fighter

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>>55873204

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Stop, everyone post your advertising profile instead.
https://www.google.com/settings/u/0/ads/

There is a lot of stupid shit in there but at least they know I'm a weeb and into technology.
No point in un-checking them since I have adblock on.
I wonder where the other stuff came from..
Age is correct also.

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There's an addon to prevent videos from a certain channel or that match a keyword from appearing in your suggestions phampai, it's great.

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>>55875281
What advertising profile? :^)

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>>55875281
and yea, they got my gender and age right too

>>55875281
>>55875345
https://myactivity.google.com/myactivity?restrict=vaa&utm_source=help
fug i sound so retarded

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>>55875345
Just do this with firefox:
shift+f2
screenshot --fullpage --clipboard
you people make it so difficult

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>>55875369
>

>youtube.com/feed/blank
ENJOY

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>>55873204
Fuck off botnet!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking (((google)))

>>55875306
same...
I have nothing.

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I listen to the same background music frequently.

Most of you need to go back to /v/ and stay there. No wonder this board is so shitty.

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>>55875462
triggered!

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>>55875281

>>55875281
tfw the timeline page that shows where you've gone has the day that I accidentally drunk drove and hit a retaining wall then paniced and bought a new car while drunk

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don't judge

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Sometimes botnet recommends me something I actually like,but it happens rarely.

>>55875453
>not listening to background louis rossman

go back to >>>/mu/

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>>55875576
..This guy?

>>55875593
... yes

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I need to get a new caer.

>>55875666
Huh... His videos look interesting, but I'm way too easily distracted when I'm not listening to random music

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>>55875281
>mfw CS meme undergrad
>tfw gonna be 21 in January

y-you don't know me, google! b-baka~

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>>55875821
Google needs to improve their machine analytics code ASAP

>>55875861
I'm getting a Russian redditor vibe from you.

>>55875879
That's Bulgarian you pleb.

>>55875897
>being a pleb for not knowing the differences in disgusting eurotrash languages

>>55875926
>>55875897
you're two to one yurotresh

>>55873204
I see you visit boing boing too, thats rad

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>>55875390
ooh, i just ask google a lot of questions normally. it's creepy cause the recording starts before i saw "ok google." so you know it's recording every single thing i say. i am so cucked in the botnet there is no point in doing anything at this point. RIP me

>>55875546
sheeit. i think the voice recording is even more creepy too
this is me>>55876168

3 of my recommended are Pokemon videos. I don't remember watching anything Pokemon related especially not recently.

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DOOT

>>55873460
Because dota is objectively the best arpg or assfaggots or whatever.

>>55875751
He's very autistic so be careful.

>>55876168
Why are you asking Google with your voice. That seems dumb and inefficient.

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SwannyDabs

> not having dark YouTube

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>>55873204
Not that bad actually. I just set up a bookmark that leads straight to subscriptions so I don't see that page at all.

>>55877243
install youtube plus

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>>55875281
Huh. I'm 23 actually.
>>55877248
I have youtube center already.

I don't have a youtube account..

>on desktop
I've blocked all visible recommendations and suggestions like this with an adblocker
>on my phone
I watch Youtube videos without being logged in, and I've disabled the watch history so I don't see any recommendations.

I know this doesn't stop Google from building a profile, but..

>>55875281
A what? I don't have this.

>>55874967
I do lol

>>55874082

>offtheranch

muh nigga you on that new channel shit too

seriously though that guy is great and Dr. Kerry or whatever her name is on his vetranch channel is thick as fuck

>>55876536

>mde chinese connect

oh shit thanks for introducing me to that

look how fucking young sam is in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiCU3C4ACwc

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>>55875281
No topics for me

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Recommendations are pretty standard

>>55874094
That's because we don't choose what we watch. The botnet does.

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>>55873204
Why do I have all this sports shit? I don't even fucking watch any sports.

>>55875281
The botnet thinks I'm in my 40s even though I'm not even 20 yet. Google is the dumbest stalker organization ever

>>55873809
>tfw attractive people can do stuff like this and it's not considered disgusting

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I don't even know.

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>>55873204
>Braille
Are you me? I've been watching the shit out of them recently.
Though I wonder if there was some $$ someone ponied up somewhere. I do watch the occasional skate video so I'm not surprised they turned up in my feeds. But that same primitive technology vid has also shown up, and I've never watched any of those before, or anything I can think of that might've given that recommendation.

Meanwhile, on my iPad...

>>55873457
R u tumblr?

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>Family Dude
I don't even like Family man

>>55879486
Braille is dank, they "You make it we skate it" sires is great.

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>>55879632
those fonts tho

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>>55873204
I wipe my cookie at regular interevals so basically YT onnly recommends something based on my IP-Country or something.

i'm only going there through https://www.youtube.com/?hl=ja&gl=JP so i only see the jap botnet recommendations i never watch nor understand.

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Apparently, I spend too much time with cracked.

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>>55879789
Cool.