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>>55856015
Kek, I used to do that.

>>55856001
MODS

>>55855910
xDDDDDD

>>55857149
>onee-chan
autism triggered

who's putting this fucking watermark on the pictures?

>>55857160
>"Thumb drive" not in absolute shittest possible tier
Boooooooooo

>>55857192
autists

>>55857208
Sorry to hear you have small feminine hands .
The stick is actually the size of my thumb.

>>55857207
>angel wings
Top fucking keke, how did I not notice this before?

>>55857134
>>55857149
>>55857160
>>55857172
>>55857185
>>55857197
>>55857207
>>55857226
>>55857239
>>55857249
is the watermarker under GPL?
I would like to use it

>>55857288
>posts porn in humour thread
You disgusting piece of shit, this is a blue board.

>>55857288

cover that shit up before you forget

>>55857353
Did you make a gimp script for this or something

Can you share it

>>55857366
No, try posting, it add it automatically, some new 4chin autism.

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>>55857363
That watermark...

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>>55857374
I really hope you're wrong

>>55857374
Clearly that's not true because there's pics in the thread without it

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>>55857406
thank god

now share the script or else I'll make a bad version of it

>>55857406
>>55857414
>>55857394
But at least they contributed now and din't just bitch.

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>>55857420
3/3 img

>>55857149
Don't know what triggers my autism more.

The fact that he willing used Onee-chan instead of Onii-chan. Or the fact that he is actually using an ASUS video card.

>>55857381
>non-stop laugher
>laugher

The watermark is triggering me already, but spelling mistakes in the watermark are how school shootings happen.

>>55857424
>wahh just bitching
Fuck off, i'm asking for the gimp script because i'm not going to autistically copypaste it onto every picture

>>55857442
I get the joke but it's just a box sadly

>>55857456
>Onii-chan
You are autistic if you fail to see that it should be "san" and not "chan".

I know you didn't notice that, fucking pleb.

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>>55857511
kek

>>55857327
I would actually like that, imagine overclocking a Pi to it's limits?

Are all these posts by the same faggot?

>>55857697
I still cringe

>>55856001
For some reason I find this image irresistible

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ok this is early testing

montage in.*.png -tile 1x2 -geometry +0+0 out.png

where in.1.png and in.2.png are the input

we get it you have autism and a lot of free time
sthap already

>>55857207
That's ah Ken, from Taiwan
Kek he's one of the top tiers comedian over there

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>>55857424
>quoted someone who contributed
>bitching they didn't contribute but only bitched
>>>/lgbt/

>>55857797
>what are scripts

either you write your own script in life, or you become a figure in somebody elses script.

@55857869
woah deep...
really makes u think...

55857880
nah it doesn't

I gave up on thingken about thing

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>>55857845
>drinking beer with open wounds
Wew, good idea

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>>55857305
What's up with these watermarks?

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xD

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>>55857957

>>55857950
>Nvidia
Oh, where are all the Nividots with AMD jokes now?

>>55857907
kekd

>>55857987
Power supply's fault. It started glowing right when turned on and drew way too much power from the outlet. GPU only asked for a certain amount of power but the PSU kept feeding it too much.

>>55857224
>Small hands
Fuck off Marco Rubio.

>>55858062
You do know that the 12V and 5V power rails are all connected to the same rails in the PSU.
Didn't see anything else start smoking,

The GPU can't ask for power, all the components get the same amount of it.
Load of batshit.

>>55857160
kek'd at pocket ssd

>>55858152
So many levels of ironing.

oi m8, you got the usb plugged into the computer thru like, 5 adapters?

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>>55858251

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>>55857239
Hey I was in that thread. Cheers to the anon who made the oc

>>55858277
DELETE THIS

>>55858251
reported

Just the fact that some autist wasted his time editing those images makes me laugh.

>>55858300
He probably has a script doing all the work, picking the image, editing it and posting.

>>55858300
So much jealousy and butthurt.

You remind me of some faggot I once lived with, whenever somebody else had an idea first, that guy acted like a little flaming crybabby

>>55858300
>girls go to 9gag
>make 4chan memes look like 9gag
>girls come here
He's doing god's work

>>55858364
>wanting normie roasties on 4chan

>>55858381
At least it's better bait then the shit you can come up with.

>>55858391
Well you just gave me a (You) so idk anon...

>>55858403
I'm sharing my opinion, I don't really' care if you have a fetish for (You)'s

>>55857929
>thinking drinking a beer with an open wound makes your blood thin enough to bleed out
You're dead already if the injury is serious enough that you "die" from drinking alcohol.

>>55858492
>high risk of infection
>oh let's make it even higher by consuming a fermented drink

You don't get out much, do you?

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>>55858313
Come on guys. Hes just doing it to piss off people in the so called "ylyl" threads. I mean, if you get so mad about people reposting "funny" images in your beloved board, just go to another website, or start a new one.

>>55858569
I like the furry porn images... Dunno what you're on about.

Nice script anon, what language did you use?

>>55858604
68k assembly

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>>55857134

> That water fountain quote

Jesus every time

My bedroom, where technology goes to die

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>>55858820
this photo

>>55858830
Weight?
What jobs have you had?
How many sexual partners?
What's your education?
Where do you live?
Do you live alone or with someone?
If you happen to not work, then who is supporting you?

So many questions.

>>55858830
that's nothing. once I gave up so hard that I had about two to three times of trash and stuff in my room.

when I cleaned up, I had to carry out I think it was 7 bags filled with trash

never again

>>55858849
Weight: 150lb 5' 11'
Jobs: Walmart, Renfair worker, Mcdonalds
Sexual Partners: 4
Education: College business major, some state uni
Location: Texas
I live with my mom, its summer and i don't want to pay rent. Alot of the house looks like this.

>>55858911
Hard to believe that >>55858830 place look barely like what a human would live in.

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>>55858934
Wanna check out another room of the house, since i left for college my parents house is starting to look like this. This crap isnt even mine.

>>55858964
Whos is it then?
Looks like pretty low people live in that house.

>>55859002
2 50 yearold firmware engineers that got laid off.

>>55857643
>>55857628
>>55857614
is the joke making fun of desktop threads cause thats just stock winXP?

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>>55857643
Kekception

>>55859026
Your parents are firmware engineers?

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>>55859030
No.

>>55856648
Fuck sake calm down Satan.

>>55859041
My mom worked for NXP, my dad did tech startups then became a felon and fled the united states, my stepcuck worked for NXP

>>55859064
Yeah, I can see what kind of people would live in such a place now.
Thanks for sharing.

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>>55856001
Pfft that's not /g/ humor, all every faggot in here cares about is consumer electronics and desktop/homescreen threads.

>>55860464
What an autistic fuck.

>>55860464
Reminds me of "the android and I" from SAC

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>>55858164

those fake watermarks triggered me. i was about to leave 4chan because i thought they were pulling a 9gag.

>>55856015
Which beer is that? (Massive deschutes fanboy here.)

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>>55860850
How new are you to Anonymous bulletin boards?

>>55857971
Stallman wishes to be the little girl

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>>55860886
have you ever left your computer desk?

>>55857488
I've seen this at least a dozen times and I just now got the actual joke.

>>55860865
>'muricans talking about beer
Topiest keks

>>55860933
Actual joke? Tell me!
I still don't get it, it looks just like that the system is down and he needs to play solitaire by hand, but wheres the joke?

>>55858556
Are you literally retarded?

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>>55860927
Oh fuck, same response from last time I said that. I guess you know how long then.

>>55860971
Source?
I could give a few about how beer (a fermented drink) can higher infection risks and is generally bad if you happen to have a infection.
You know they brew that shit with yeast?
Well maybe not american beer, that's just bubble water with taste (>>55860938), but you still should know about it.

>>55860952
>he needs to play solitaire by hand
Well that in itself is the joke. The system is down so he has to play it by hand instead of on the PC while slacking off.

>>55860999
Ohhhhh ,well
>>>/9gag/
BTFO

Actual funniest /g/ humor thread in a while. Literally the last one with watermarks. It's so post-modern I could cry.

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>>55860992
lels literally my computer

>>55857970
Is that Jay Leno?

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>>55856648
This is like the /g/ version of Ammonia Crystals.

>>55858586
i cringed

>>55862953
about the install genoo part?

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>>55863008
install genoo?

>>55863015
gnuuu

>>55856603
>having such shit genes that you need an inhaler

>>55857869
2deep4me

>>55859064
truly the masterrace!

>>55857971
Holy fuck

>>55863221
Stale bait mate

>>55863371
it's not bait you stupid autist

>>55863371
>b8
pls m8, these are just facts :^)

>>55857652
raspberrypi overclocking marathons should be a thing

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>>55863382
>>55863387
>apple charger
>inhaler
Woah woah, real delusional trolls, they even make up "facts".
Time to go back to >>>/v/ you fucknuts, you're too autistic even for /g/.

>>55863438
:^)

>>55863392
>>55857652
You can OC the Pi to max with a cheapo passive cooler already, the chip will fail to work with much higher clock, even if you have the best cooling there is.

>>55863438
>:^(

>>55856648
Easy there satan

Where do the watermarks come from ? What have i missed ?

>>55864074
absolutely relevant to the thread :^)

>>55864111
>using the smiley with a carat nose

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well fuck
>>55864114
>>55864128

i didn't make many tho and can't be bothered to dump them all

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>>55864152

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run it on this

>>55864190
i bugged it a bit
lost the original watermark
and too big a file 5mb:
https://aww.moe/yvivmk.png

give me something lighter

i'll edit the watermarker later tho

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>>55864254
what are you using

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>>55864267
a buggy script I hacked away

>>55864292
duh baka I meant what are you using in the script

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>>55864312

#!/bin/bash

a=`identify -format "%[fx:w]x%[fx:h]" $1`

convert $1 $2"[$a]" -append out.png

for f in *.png
    do a=`identify -format "%[fx:w]x%[fx:h]" $1`
    convert $f $1"[$a]" -append "${f}_output.png" < "$f"
done

you'll need imagemagick,

convert 

and

identify

are its commands

you need to enter an argument (the watermark at the bottom) and then run it
you also need to terminate it manually, I don't know how to do it automate, it will work tho

it works also with transparency, although very badly

>>55864370
>convert $1 $2"[$a]" -append out.png

just realized I don't need it

>>55864370
so which desktop is yours

>>55857517
Oniichan is an endearing way of saying oniisan. The same goes for oneechan, okaachan, otousan, ojiichan, obaachan etc.
If a japanese person is close to their family they say chan, not san. San sounds distant. Everyday japanese doesnt sound like textbook japanese.

>>55864413
posted for error there, was just lurking

tho i have better desktop than you all

I was a regular a year ago, if you check the archive you'll find me

>>55864436
I doubt that, post it

>>55858254
that's from x you mong

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>>55864448
i don't need to prove anything

>>55864461
you're mom's from x

>>55864466
lol
is that how it looked a year ago? because I don't remember it

>>55864482
it was exactly (pretty much) a year ago when I first started ricing my machine
i sticked on this design since then
i need to thank desktop thread for the inspiration, a shame the mods have nuked it