/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>55830579
Any good chink ebook readers?

Did Vicky get executed yet?

http://aliexpress.com/store/product/fake-izula/1922240_32548486902.html

Any of you into fake knives?

I might get an orange one to avoid losing it while drunk.

Can anyone explain difference between these two condenser mics?

#1: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/bm800-1/32408017858.html?btsid=9f254d9e-c0fe-4f96-af70-ba02c7918ee5&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7%2Csearchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10037_10055_10049_301_10059_10058_10032_10017_405_404_106_105_104_10060_103_10061_102_10062_412%2Csearchweb201603_1

#2: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/bm800-2/32642331721.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10037_10055_10049_301_10059_10058_10032_10017_405_404_106_105_104_10060_103_10061_102_10062_412,searchweb201603_1&btsid=9f254d9e-c0fe-4f96-af70-ba02c7918ee5


Same model name with some spec differences but is #1 worth nearly twice as much as #2? Sorry if I'm being retarded, I'm still new to condenser mics.

>>55830705
DELETE
EVERYTHING
AFTER
.HTML/

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>>55830694
Pretty sure a lot of anons are into chink knives what with the tons of Ganzos/Sanremu's posted.

>>55830705
When posting Ali links cut off everything AFTER the .html since that's just useless clutter making links overly long.

There's no real difference between the BM700 and BM800s out on the market, some BM800 have different variations of packaging and some come with a metal mic cradle while others are plastic. That's about it really.

> main machine runs DDR4
Looking for cheap chink DDR3 to test a possibly dead motherboard

>>55830725
My previous phone didn't set my internal storage as sdcard1 and my sdcard as sdcard0...
Apps are constantly getting written to my sd card even though I want them on my internal memory.

>>55830694
excellent link shortening, you're an inspiration to all of us.

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>>55830741
Some BM-800s are battery powered for people who don't want to Phantom Power.

>>55830774
Neat, never saw that model before. Wonder how it does vs. BM800 +Somake vs. BM800 +phantom power

>>55830826
>Somake
>$2 soundcard
Ordered.
Thanks for the heads up. I have a BM800, bought aaaages ago that didn't work due to my lack of a proper soundcard/phantom power supply.

>>55830729

sorry man, on mobile and forgot

>>55830741

cheers, might as well go for the cheaper one then. any recommendations for a phantom power supply?

>>55830870
Comfy did an excellent comparison of a BM800 running on both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E41I2wU74A

And Dirty did a review on a SOMAKE-like usb sound card

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXvfodmYhwU

Want a cheap drone? The Floueron H101 can be bought for around $6.40 from here
m.everbuying.net/product1085041.html

Use the coupon RCFloureon to bring the price down to $8.99, you get 100 points for registering, 10 for uploading a profile photo and 10 for confirming your email which can be used for an additional $2.40 discount + there's a 2% discount for mobile site users

any good suggestion for chink bluetooth speakers? also are there other chink headphone brands i should look at other than superlux?

>>55831163
Thanks for the tip anon

Taking a break this month from computer, chink shit and something else.

Gonna make a last day purchase

http://aliexpress.com/item/fakasssunglasses/1935223797.html

http://aliexpress.com/store/product/edgelordcomb/213368_32600821382.html

http://aliexpress.com/store/product/hopefullyawomandetector/1939604_32573446930.html

http://aliexpress.com/store/product/kaprovedknife/1922240_32548486902.html

http://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/totallylegitparacord.html

Suggest me more shit.

>>55831646
>click the last link
>now Ali only loads in Spanish for me

>>55831680
top right corner > go to global site > change language to english

>>55831646
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/edc-gimmick/32369844026.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/there-is-no-such-thing-as-too-many-s-biners/32574437198.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/pussy-magnets/32605674229.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/drug-container/2021625712.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/stylish-accessory/32393548647.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/nazi-legos/32689898974.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/terrorist-watch/32515117545.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/model-airplane/32268212114.html

>>55831646
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/burgling-tool/32628868422.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/another-drug-container/32634844276.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/emoji-patch/32695075307.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/weird-pillows/32689371695.html

>>55831646
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/buy-all-3-you-pussy/32450083220.html

>>55830931
>>55830870
>>55830826
>>55830774
Can I trouble any of you guys to recommend me a mic stand for the BM-800?
Mine came with a weird elasticated holder thing, but no tripod/stand. Currently I have the thing propped up against something, but it's as precarious as it is prone to distortion.

>>55831843
If I remember correctly Gearbest has a mic arm that's $11 shipped.

>>55831843
The elasticated holder thing is the anti-shock mount.
You screw that into a mic arm like the NB-37 which is less than 5 bux
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_261806.html

>>55831862
>>55831860
Thanks for the quick reply. Much obliged.
What's the difference between the 35 and 37 though? They appear identical, but the 35 is 3x the price.

>>55831902
One has the cord built in while the other doesn't

>>55831924
And the one with the in-built cord is cheaper?
Alrighty then.

Thanks again.

Anyone have experiences with ordering replacement parts from ebay?
Thinking of ordering these two, to breathe some new life into my old mouse

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Steelseries-Kana-V1-V2-mouse-Top-Shell-Upper-Cover-Replacement-outer-case-roof-/272177187081?hash=item3f5f064909

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-Tiger-Gaming-Steelseries-Kinzu-Kana-v2-Mouse-Feet-Skates-0-6mm-New-/271261121127?hash=item3f286c3a67

How is the infographic so far?

>>55832042
Looks good to me

>>55830671
That's what I hate about these stories, we never get enough updates. What happened with Vicky? We're they executed? Did anon cancel the order? Did Vicky make good on "30 years of work"?

Dont leave us hanging Anon.

Any /csg/ approved laptops

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/KingDian-S400XT-Series-240gb-Most-Compatitive-Internal-style-Solid-State-Drive-Disk-240GB-SSD-256GB-SSD/407292_32411147490.html

Kingdian SSD's are on sale? Grab it while you can, lads.

>>55832252
>>>/g/tpg

>>55832252
I haven't seen any recent recommendations. Xiaomeme just released a new mb air clone.

https://www.engadget.com/2016/07/27/xiaomi-mi-notebook-air-laptop-china/

But its spendy.

>>55832151

the win win store is still closed so who knows. I keep extending my processing time.

>>55832320
Thank you for your continued efforts to pursue this matter.

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Should I /csg/ ?

I buy chinkshit because I feel like a kid at christmas when the delivery guy knocks at my door.

>>55832395
The postman asked me if I was opening a store based on the number of csg packages I have been receiving.

I told him my plans is to singlehandedly keep Canada Post running.

>>55832311
I wouldn't nominate that one as a recommendation. It's a hipstershit ultrabook thing.

>>55832384
Never cancel a dispute unless they prolong the purchase protection up to a realistic delivery date.

If they do, I guess you can agree.

>>55832427
Kek

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>tfw buying chinkshit solely so you can post a picture of it and make the /csg/ news

>>55832499
No guts, no glory.

What an amazing time to be ALIVE!

>>55832499
Can't wait for my redmi 3s to make everyone itt jealous!

>>55832499
Also a hobby. But you could be having some use for the shit you buy. It's not hard.

>>55832515
While looking for a gerber shard knock off, I found a block of Obsidian.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1435G-Rainbow-Obsidian-Spall-Shard-Flintknapping-Lapidary-Rough-Stone-PA1047/32660662528.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10055_10049_10059_10058_10017_405_404_10060_10061_10062_412,searchweb201603_7&btsid=3f3044d4-7229-4182-850b-d2ba56ccd265

What doesn't Ali sell?

>>55832537
I have yet to find any really cheap wallhanger katanas, only real ones that you can actually use. I don't want to spend $100 on that shit though.

>>55832522
Good phone, but it won't make people jealous.

If you had early access to a Redmi Pro, perhaps that would work...

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Reminder to buy a Danbo if you haven't already, they're cute box robot figures that make for nice desk decorations, come in many different colours/variations and chink copies are pretty cheap. ($3.50)

>>55832603
Yesss. Must buy.

>>55830635
http://www.banggood.com/ONYX-BOOX-M96Plus-8G-WiFi-Bluetooth-9_7-Inch-Android-4_0-Ebook-Reader-p-999709.html
I'm considering this fucker. Still though, the prices on these shits are like my rent x3. The technology can\t be that expensive..

Don't come to csg often, but best place to buy myself a mixza shark?

>>55832674
amazon ;^)

>>55832674
wherever its cheapest

>>55832674
You've just missed the MIXZA sale Gearbest had, though they're still the cheapest there.

Where are some cheap ass rayban knockoffs?

>>55832720
The sd card sale is still going for ~30 minutes.
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337823.html

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>>55832603
Already have mine and posted it some threads ago. (Reposting with less ridiculously large resolution)

>>55832836

Lol nice got it.

>>55831163
Thanks for the hint. Ordered one.

>>55832882
where'd you get it from?

I'm interested in the Xiaomi laptop but is the Nvidia 940M even good enough for games like Civ 5 and League of Legends? It'll probably overheat and throttle anyways.

>>55832934
LoL is not very demanding and Civ 5 is more CPU bound I believe.

>>55830774
how do i search for those?

>>55832944
What would you know, you casual?

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How do I get informed when good coupons are available?

>>55832766
Aokoo was the best place on aliexpress to buy Rayban knockoffs in the $20 range. They recently have been shutdown though.

Apparently, now what you have to do is contact them through whatsapp to order. They have their inventory on this site here.
http://aooko.v.yupoo.com/

They have (had?) a DHgate store, but I can not find it.

>>55832965
Some anon was making a crawler that searched for coupons

>>55832960
How did you even came to the conclusion that I am a casual?

>>55833010
I'm kidding, you know I love you.

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>>55832916
Bought mine through the Geek app (don't really recommend using it as my experience with it has been kind of so-so.) I'll repost my review.

>So I had initally ordered a $26 figure of Gordon Freeman, the delivery of it went wrong somehow while I was on vacation.

>Geek notified me and refunded my order to PayPal right away, they also gave me $5 to spend on their store which I used to get this for free basically.

>Wouldn't recommend Geek for anything but figures as they're littered with fake 3tb flash drives, micro-sd's and Piston 3s too.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PC-Hot-Sale-Japanese-Anime-New-Lovely-Danbo-Doll-Mini-2-Style-8cm-PVC-Action-Toy/32491729982.html

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Danbo-Mini-Danboard-Japan-Box-Amazon-Pepsi-Original-Version-Figure-LED-Light-NIB-/302017292756

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Star-Wars-7-Danboard-Danbo-Cos-Stormtrooper-Cute-with-light-8cm-Model-Gift-/142009905634

Genuine capacity USB 3.0 Flash Pen Drive Fold Storage Pendrive pistol style Pendrive 8gb 16GB 32gb 64gb USB Memory Stick
http://s.aliexpress.com/6BBJvA7z
(from AliExpress Android)

PUT THE MEMES IN THE FLASHDRIVE ONIICHAN

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>>55833098
>s.aliexpress.com

is there any cheap wallets? mine is wearing down to nothing

>>55831163
Thank you so much, I have been waiting for a killer chink copter deal for ever now! I just bought this one.

>>55831163
Btw my GF officially hates you know, she doesnt get why a grown up man needs an rc copter. I know woman right?

>>55833186
>MY GIRLFRIEND
sure thing buddy

>>55833141
ye

>>55833221
thanks

>>55833141
I would recommend getting >$10 ones. Everything I bought for lower than that is shit

If you want to live up the meme hype

http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_237808.html

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>>55833260
>spending more than 20 bucks on a wallet

Anyone here order chinkshit to Romania?

I'm afraid it's gonna get stolen

>>55832934
should work desu, you don't need high fps for Civ 5

Why is Gearbest shipping so bad?

>>55833260
>40$
When I bought mine it was 27$

>>55830635
>>55832657
Get this one instead:
http://www.banggood.com/ONYX-BOOX-C67ML-Carta2-300ppi-Ebook-Reader-8G-Wi-Fi-Android-HD-Touch-Screen-p-1065830.html

>>55833288
It's Xiaomeme. Match your Redmeme phone with meme wallet

>>55833340
Generally, they all are.

The fastest from my experience is Fastech

>>55833379
I can never own a chinkphone because I use Verizon so your brand synergy argument does nothing for me.

>>55833356
at that price why not just get a kobo?

>>55832657 still makes sense because of the tablet functionality . . .

>>55833382
>argument

>>55833396
>using greentext
Not an argument.

>>55831163
Thanks anon

anyone tried this out?

http://www.gearbest.com/binoculars-and-telescopes/pp_391147.html

>>55833412
>>>/pol/

>>55833444
This whole thread is /pol/. Just look at the racist title.

>>55833469
Nah chink ain't racist, Gook on the other hand.
>Stupid gweilo's buying all over cheap gook ahit

http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-power-bank/pp_227727.html

Is there a cheaper option than this?

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>>55832603
>>55832882
>>55833018
You can also make a Danbo if you're inclined.
http://yuiiwae.deviantart.com/art/Danbo-Papercraft-A-180343369

>>55833529
No. Unless you want the 5000mAH version for 10 bucks.

>>55833523
Chink = chinaman
Gook = Koh-rean

>>55833543
Nah, I decided to buy this because it's 16 USD and my current one was an erroneously labelled "50000mAH" that a family member bought and passed on to me that is shitting the bed

Also managed to use the last of my GBP to bump it down to 11usd so it is looking pretty good.

>>55833523
I just hope them coolies pack muh shit soon

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TFW $1 bluetooth adapter got in 5 days ago while RN3P ordered before that is "processing"

>>55833693
dealwitit

>poor people general

>>55832934
the xiaomi laptop makes me sort of regret getting a dell xps 13.

I'm looking to buy 18650 batteries. Which ones do you recommend?

>>55833839
I had the best luck with LGs and Efests. Avoid Trustfire/Ultrafire/Sigelei/anyother4kmah+batteries and that kind of shit. They lie 90% of the time.

>>55833593
Potato potato

>>55830565
How much did you get it for?

>>55833391
Does the kobo come with dualcore, 300dpi, android 4.2, and stylus?

>>55833800
at least the dell will have a warranty if it fucks up and you won't have to deal with kathy or vicky to get it fixed

>>55831163
Thanks anon.

>>55833949
They were $29.99 during the MIXZA sale.

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>Thinner than thinner

Kek

>>55832945
Shengyue BM-800

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I wonder what they could be?

>>55834111
show me your goods anon-kun

>>55833260
>They even make some goddamn wallet
Seriously, is there anything xiaomi can't do?

>>55834004
Oh shit. That's a good deal.

>>55834191
space?

>>55834191
Real dolls. At least not yet

>>55834233
They're working on VR already, real dolls are coming very soon.

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>>55834134
I've lost control of my life to memes

>>55834373
naw man that just looks like your feet are wet. your time is still coming.

>>55834373
What's the triangle box thing?

>>55833707
>look mom, i did it again
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>55834373
You need more Mitus.

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>>55834028
Heh.

>>55834587
>ecological
wat

>>55834587
>horror explosive power

>>55834575
>doesn't know about sharks

>>55834575
64GB shark microSD

These are newly listed. Seem to be the cheapest of the brand.


http://s.aliexpress.com/ZZNramuE

>>55834649
>s.aliexpress.com
kys shill

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>>55834610
I assume it's that you're now dead.

>>55834617
Yep. You might also be burning faithful startled (not quite as funny, but IDK where I put some of the better screenshots I saved...).

>>55834649
Stop with the shilling.

>>55834659
>the s stands for shill

It all makes sense now.

>>55834373
Ikea didn't have any sharks when I visited. bawwwww

>>55833203
He obviously meant guardian force you pleb

>>55834373
How is the razor?

>>55834659
>>55834676
>>55834674
not him, but s.aliexpress.com links are not referral, they are the links generated by the app
the referral ones are s.click.aliexpress.com

>>55833186
Get a GF that likes all sorts of chinese motorized rotors.

The overwhelming majority that wanted to play with mine was female.

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>>55834706
I'll let you know when I use it later today before work.

The pens are pretty good though, just had to get some ink from hobby lobby

>>55834723
Either he's a shill or a normalfag phoneposter, either way we don't want him here.

>>55834631
Legit 64GB or """""64GB"""""?

>>55834805
There are no fake sharks.

Can anyone vouch for the IEMs in the /csg/ wiki? I'm looking to go as neutral as possible with no niggerbass.

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Where do I obtain these sharks?

>>55834875
ali express

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>>55834823
You're right, they're all shit.

>>55834960
fuck off

>Order redmeme
>Order redmeme case and accessories next day
>Redmeme still says payment processing
>Case and shit already shipped
>Go to track it
>It doesn't exist

Chinked?

>>55834911
Shipping costs more than the shark itself on aliexpress...

>>55835051
Buy 10 of them.

Where's the best place to order a redmeme 3?

>>55835105
ali express

Anybody have any experience with chink sports jerseys? For 15 bucks I might just try one for the hell of it.

>>55835032
You gotta wait a day or two for tracking to start working dummy

UK anons, what's your experience with AliExpress shipping?

>>55835143
bought something 2 weeks ago
hasn't left China yet

>>55835143
Most arrives within 14 days of being shipped.
Some within 7 days (very rare though)
Only two things out of about 60 orders has taken more than 3 weeks.

>>55835116
any specific store?

I'm in canada so no DHL because I don't want to get customs jewed.

>>55835126
There was one anon that recently bought a fake Lakers shirt I think, don't remember where he got it from.

>>55835126
I bought a Dortmund one a few months ago.
Feels identical to my authentic one from a year before.
The print on the inside that says the size etc falls off after one wash, but the rest of it is durable.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/552g-Natural-Quartz-Crystal/32587026380.html

>>55835226
You remember the particular store?

Pair of KZ-ATEs just arrived
God bless the Chinese

>>55835354
Nope they get closed down all the time.
Just look for any that have "Thailand Quality"

>>55834960
Oh shit I didn't know sharks were bad I just canceled my order thanks for sharing this image they should add it to the copypasta

>>55833356
yeah, good luck reading articles on that shit; the other one can even be used for annotation; 6-inchers are useful only for reading non-pdfs

What are you currently waiting on

Me
Xiaomi 5000mAh power bank
Redmi Note 3 Pro 32GBs
Case for the phone
Shark Card 64GB
Wallet
Pen with the pen knife
Bluetooth receiver

>>55834875
Where do I obtain the qt?

Daily reminder that Razer mice on Ali are legit and they're good mice for $25 only, at least for their Deathadder 3.5g

>>55835507
Are these chink power banks actually reliable or will they just blow up my phone?

>>55835507
Me
Chink meme mouse
Chink gpu cooler
Chink tamagotchi
Chink butterfly knife

finding this general was a mistake, I'm usually god at impulse control

>>55835537
Some, not all of them are legit.

>>55835558
Most aren't, but the Xiaomi ones are. Like any power bank though, if you put it in the same pocket as like you fucking keys, yes, they will explode.

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>>55835575
That's why you need a fanny pack or a pocket organizer that attaches to your belt to keep your chinkshit organized and stored properly.

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I'm about to share the chinkiest of chink sites possible those in the market for watches and sunglasses take note, it's called Discoverybuying and I've been subscribed to their newsletter since 2012 (how I found them I don't even remember anymore.)

This is its frontpage, outside of the outdated with christmas deals it looks like anyother chink shit site with cheap tat and gadgetry right?

>>55835507
some ccancer

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Do-Promotion-Free-Shipping-50pcs-35-Kinds-Flavor-Pu-er-Tea-Pu-erh-Yunnan-Puer-tea/610504009.html

>>55835618
china is in eastern hemisphere and it's winter there, so its still christmas

>>55835507
Three Ganzo knives, one for me, others for gifts
AUX cable for my car
Fake paracord
Two .99$ gaming mice

I'm sure I ordered one thing more but I can't remember.

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>>55835618
You make your account, sign in etc

>>55835636
But that's not all!


Upon signing in you click on My account > Wishlist Again still nothing out of the ordinary right?

I'm in the market for a decent chink watch, quartz only.

No DW please, they make me feel like a fag.

>>55835507
Piston 3 youth, 32gb shark, singfire flashlight, 10l backpack, titanium ring, $ 1.38 reversible micro usb cable, fake raybans

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>>55835667
Once in your "Wishlist" you click on Membership Recommendation More>> and well.. see for yourself in pic related.

>>55835507
currently nothing, but I'm thinking of ordering a little bike computer, a pen, and for shits and giggles a cardboard VR headset. Might also get one of those Danbo figures too since someone brought them up earlier in the thread.

Can anyone recommend the best seller for the Redmeme Note 3 pro prime snapdragon650?

I'm looking at this one.

http://pt.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-Prime-Snapdragon650-Fingerprint-ID-3G-RAM-Full-Metal-FDD-LTE/32606700622.html?spm=2114.12010308.1000023.7.kxe6SE


Is it good enough not to lose 200€ for the other side of the world?

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>>55835667
Pic related is from when you click on that ex-factory sale button.

>>55835558
I was about to buy one in Malaysia before the guy told me it would probably cause a housefire

>>55835730
Those all look like gaudy pieces of shit.

>>55835636
>china is in eastern hemisphere and it's winter there

I hope I'm being baited.

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>>55835618
>>55835667
>>55835698
>>55835730
And finally their newsletter, they've been sending this shit out like every four days or so.

They have a bit of everything in their selection and they accept Paypal, so should things go wrong you can always chink them back.

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Is that air zonk?

Do chink noise cancelling headphones exist?

For the anon interested in the fake Izula.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yQJm6pBycE

Blade seems fine, coating is shit. Not a bad deal for the price they go on Alli.

>>55835730
These are the lowest grade pieces of shit I've ever seen.
Worse than what you can get on ali.

>>55835789
Is that Nicolas Cage?

>>55835839
Pretty sure fakes get deleted on Ali within a day.

>>55835853
damn straight, and he's doing the pepe
chinks know their memes

>>55835716
pls respond

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ATTN: xyz guy

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And so my chinkering begins. Did I do good?

>>55835875
>wasting 19 cents on a tracking number that won't work

>>55835789
based Nick

>>55834676
>>55834674
>>55834676
I shared it directly from the AliExpress app. I'm not the one trying to change the URL, the Android app does it automatically. I don't think it's a referral link, because AliExpress never mentioned about it.

Also, you're retards. Not your fault, but you're retards.

>>55835789
It's fucking Nic Cage!

Topkek

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Think this might be worth sharing with /wt/?

>>55835839
Well it is chink shit after all, doubt they even have swiss movements etc.

>>55835853
Yup

>>55835861
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/2336069
Regardless, good reps aren't gotten on any site like that. Shit reps don't make sense since you pay more for the logo than for the garbage the logo is slapped on top of. With higher end reps you pay for the design, finishing and materials that you can't get at a pricepoint that isn't twice or more.

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What was that chink smartphone that could charge three iPhones?

>>55835965
Oukitel K10000

>>55835887
Well I had hope that it will work until now.

>>55835961
>http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/gauss/2336069_32702497572.html
>a fake milgauss is cheaper than the bagelgauss

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>>55835957
Both of the watches shown are barely inspired by real ones offered from each brand - that's not even a knockoff. And they're of visibily dogshit quality.
Stop posting. Don't post it here and don't post it on /wt/
t. /wt/ regular

>>55835973
thaaaanks

>>55835987
It might work, or you might be getting chinked with fake tracking information. I never bother tracking my orders anyway because it just leads to stress and it's more fun when you don't know.

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>>55835992
>he didn't buy his bagel for $33
Bagel inflation worst day of my life.

Should I write a section in the wiki on chink watches?

>>55836048
>tfw I don't have a bagelgauss
I'm definitely getting a bagel nautilus if they ever get cheaper

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>>55835996
They do have a lot though, but I'm no /wt/ expert so I won't bother posting it there.

>>55834373
>>55834747
link to pens ?
Also, if you ever had a real safari or something like a metropolitan for reference, how do they compare ?

>>55835455
Why didn't you tell me about this sooner?
All this time I've been reading articles on my phone. I didn't know I shouldn't be able to. What others things am I unable to do on <6" screens, Anon?

http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32673919137.html

Cute Baymax from Big Hero 6 keychain. It's less than 50 cents too, with free shipping.

There are so many cool keychains out there. I really want more than one on my keys but I don't want too look like a retard..

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Where can I buy a decent quality fake watch?

anywhere between £10-£100

>>55836346
What site is that?

>>55836346
7. made me laugh

>>55836099
Grab an Aliexpress seller?

The Jinhao (was it 599?) anon posted earlier are good, as are the Jinhao 15.

As per the guide, Baoer and Hero also have good fountain pens.

>>55836346
With that budget, you can get a genuine Timex, Swatch, Citizen, Casio (actually very good time keeping devices).

Or genuine Chinese.

>>55836379
scaneye.net

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What was the first thing you bought off ali and when /csg/?

>>55836451
I've been buying from Aliexpress chinkwatches even before /csg/ now I buy more

>>55836346
At £100 you can get some passable ones that are on sale. Go on RWI and look for yourself.

>>55836503
Post collection in /wt/ >>55804158

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>>55835507
Last shipment:
64GB shark
SD/USB adaptor for 1€
KZ ED9

Currently waiting for:
Sanrenmu 7112, 9054
Nitecore UM10 battery charger
NCR18650 batteries
Convoy S3 XML2 flashlight
Cassette adaptor
100mm digital caliper

Ordered everything from GoyBest.

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>>55836451
I'm new.

>>55836346
Why not get something legit for that price? You can get some really good timepieces for that money.

>>55836587
>$14 for a torch
fucking wot

>>55836587
13$ looks ridiculously overprices, you can get a Cree Q5 for 4$ on GB.

>>55836587
Everyone starts somewhere. When you've bought the 33rd copy of the same device, you will know you have arrived.

>>55836627
>>55836631
Brontes aren't your typical normie chinklights.

>>55836648
emily isnt anything special

>>55836594
You have to ask: Is a watch a time technology or male jewellery? If the latter, then expensive looking knock-offs make sense.

Your suggest that at that price point Anon could buy a decent "legit" watch supports the "time technology" group.

>>55834659
can you take your autism elsewhere?

>>55834758
>not knowing that prices are always lower on the app

Sounds like you're the normalfag, friend.

>>55836707
>implying I don't use the app on an android emulator

>>55836594
>>55836427

I already have some Casios, moto 360 (meme watch) I have a had swatch before

I want a really nice looking copy

>>55836726
>being this autistic

could you try any harder?

>>55836737
We're drifting into /wt/ territory, but what are you trying to get out of this? Just looks? Does it have to function at all?

My experience with knock offs is that the hold shitty time are not water resistant and generally suck as a time technology.

>>55836737
>I want a really nice looking copy
That's more like 350-700usd friendo

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>>55836539
>RWI

thanks this site looks breddy good

>>55836670
I believe it's both.
I mean, even if it's just male jewellery, I prefer my things to be in high quality. I've got that Nomos replica that looks really good, but I feel weird wearing it, and it feels cheap. I know, that's one of the extremely cheap watches, but when it's much more expensive (like that anons budget, up to £100) there just isn't any reason to get chink stuff.

>>55836737
Fair point, if that's specifically what you want, then I won't argue against that.
If that's the case, see if you can find any of the Rolex fakes. Or Bagels, if you don't mind your watch saying BAGEL SPORT. For £100 (or maybe a little below) you can get some pretty decent quality fakes.

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What was the first chink thing you bought and when /csg/?

For me it was DealExtreme around early 2009
http://www.dx.com/p/72-led-red-light-matrix-stainless-steel-watch-wristwatch-black-20607

These were the original memed earbuds of 2009 and earlier too I think. Later 2010 versions were lacking in the original quality though.
http://www.dx.com/p/in-ear-stereo-earbuds-3-5mm-metallic-orange-4319

And a keychain bottle with a tiny lucky bamboo plant in it.

http://www.lightinthebox.com/Real-Growable-Lucky-Bamboo-Plant-In-a-Bottle-Keychain--2-Pack-_p77440.html

>>55836451
Why just Ali?

>>55836539
Maybe later at night

Can I get some chink storage boxes to store my Chink shit?

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fuark it's so sexy

>>55836818
Bought an unbelievably shitty Windows CE netbook from a site called Chinagrabber (which changed its name to something else later) for $100 back in 2011 and it was just one of the worst things ever. I got chinked on my first every chink purchase.

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>>55836818
This was my first order. It was also from DealExtreme.
I still use all of them.

The wifi dongle is garbage, but it works without drivers and it allows me to on the wireless network without issues.

I never really used the card reader.

The USB adapter is still going strong. I've been using it every day since I got it and I haven't had any issues.

Hey xyz guy, why is this one of the randomizer links? http://www.gearbest.com/hammock-and-sleeping-bags/pp_355010.html

It's just the listing for hammocks on GB. It's not an individual item at all.

>>55836946
You can never have enough hammocks.

>>55836871
If the clip isn't also stone whased I'm going to get trigerred.

>>55836562
Review those knives when you get them.

I'm addicted to chink knives.

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tempting

>>55837058
>clip

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>>55837096
Do it white man

>>55837096
>current location: nailed to the ground in front of a government building

>>55837096
You missed out on this.

Mr Bat-Uul said the statue would be auctioned off with a starting price of about $280 (£174; 216 euros).

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-19940437

In 2011 you couldn't get a shit tier Windows CE "netbook" for 100USD.

Today you can get an x86 tablet for under 100USD with 2GB RAM and a Full HD display.

http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_366652.html

The race to the bottom is truly amazing.

>>55836394
ah yes looks like a jinhao indeed, thanks
I'm looking for opinions on fake safaris because many different exist on ali and I want to buy one

>>55837282
>802.11B/G/N
fucking dropped
if it was at least dual band then it'd be alright.

>>55837096
>99999 pieces available

>>55837084
I just started with buying chink shit but I'm planning to review everything i buy. Could take some time, though. I'm very busy with university and work until mid/end of august.

>>55837096

56 bongs for delivering a bronze statue across the world? Are they dropping it off a passing airplane?

>>55837084
I got a Tekut knife the other day, super impressed so far.

Sharks just got in today, what do you recommend for testing them?

>>55835537
>>55835563
The one I bought said both "Deathadder" and "Razer" in the description, but not "Razer Deathadder". % chance of being chinked?

>>55837542
there's at least one seller guaranteeing 300% money back if it's fake, link what you bought.

>>55837510
Post pics, pretty much all of us buy nothing but Ganzo and Sanrenmu.

Any cute little plushes I can snag to decorate my desk some?

>>55837612
Sharks, Mitu, meme cat.

>>55837612
Chinks make good quality copies of Tsum tsums if that's your thing.

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>>55836876
I FOUND THE EXACT MODEL

and the price has decreased. It's still overpriced though. You can't get a wireless signal unless you're 10 feet from the router and the touchpad is the worst I have ever used. The speakers sound like those earbuds you get at the dollar store.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/ROHS-7-NOTEBOOK-WITH-WINDOWS-CE-PLAYS-MP3-MP4-MOVIE-PHOTO-WI-FI-16GB-SD-/112076187648

When I decided to ditch the one I paid $100 for I sold it to some idiot on Craigslist for $50 and blocked their number so they couldn't call me telling me it was a piece of shit.

>>55835875
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiink?

>>55837563
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/plsbereal/32670519927.html

It had a couple positive reviews with photos included, so I thought I was pretty safe. Then, after ordering, I did a bit more snooping around and found out that the photos in the product description are from another website, so now I don't know what to think. I figure if they aren't legit, I can dispute it and get at least half my money back.

I should probably mention that this is my first purchase from ali, so I didn't realise at the time that the "sale" price is usually just the normal price.

>>55837738
search gearbest

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>>55837598

I've only used it moderately and it just caught my eye for the price. The blade retains its sharpness pretty well, the only downside is are one or two minor scratches on the handle upon delivery; however I cannot complain for the price.

http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_216404.html

>>55837748
Get the guy who has the 100% genuine shit on the picture and like 300 reviews.

>>55837802
>'is are'

I'm stupid as fuck

>>55837816
I already ordered it.

>>55837738
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337823.html
Here. The deal was like -40% or something, but it's almost the same now. Fucking chinks.

>>55837858
Well shit then, how long ago did you order it? in any case, it's not that expensive, and you can maybe get some money back if it's not legit, albeit it's the same price as the legit ones so hopefully you don't get chinked

>>55837802
Certainly that kind of coating looks better on actual pics than the stock ones.

>>55837858
>>55837816
To elaborate: I think I know the one you are talking about. The reason I didn't buy from them is that there was no free shipping method to where I live.

>>55830694
Get one of those fake fox kerambits.

>>55837900
For ~~ £5 I'm astonished, it's quite a useful little knife.

>>55837899
About a week ago, I think. That was my thinking as well. The few reviews that had pictures looked legit, though they were from Turkey.

I know how to verify if their legit or not (with Synapse and whatnot), so I'll post results when I get them.

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Chink wallet arrived a few days ago. Build quality seems pretty good but the wallet is fucking massive. barely fits in my jean pocket and is almost impossible to get out. I can see the comers getting caught on my pocket and eventually coming loose in the future. It's almost the same size as my pocket dictionary. Of course this is my fault and not the fault of the manufacturer. Plus this was only like 3 bucks so I won't lose any sleep over it.

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Fug I should have listened.

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>>55837937
It also smelled strongly of cancer when it first arrived but that is expected.

>>55837732
>When I decided to ditch the one I paid $100 for I sold it to some idiot on Craigslist for $50 and blocked their number so they couldn't call me telling me it was a piece of shit.

My go-to move

>>55837096

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/memegod/32646213244.html

in a similar vein

>>55837993
what's wrong?

>>55838218
He's infected

Need a chinkphone

budget 120 buckaroos

Need halp because i'm a retard

>>55837301
I have a bunch of Chinese brand fountain pens including the two Jinhao I mentioned, but I never bought a fake Safari.

>>55838079
It's literally chinking. We're no better than the Chinese.

>>55838281
use wiki

>>55838281
Xiaomeme Redmi 3 should be about that. Or the ones in the wiki.

>>55838281
Redmi 3s.

>>55838281
read the wiki newfriend

>>55836818
A rather amusingly named android tablet, the Ainol Novo 7 Fire, sometime around 2012

where is new thread

i'm scared

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>>55838459
>>55838459
>>55838459

>>55838295
You maybe. I try to be better. Morals are never cheap.

>>55837928
Those chinks sure know how to make cheap knives, I was amazed by the quality of my Sanrenmu 7010.

>>55835965

might be cheaper to get a hotter chick

All free shipping options in AliExpress to my country like honk kong air mail or china post display tracking information as not available under shipping options.
Does this mean I am not going to get a tracking number with these shipping methods? And if I am not entitled for a tracking number, how will I be able to dispute if the items never arrived?