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>July 2016: Yahoo is bought by Verizon
>November 2016: Verizon pulls a T-Mobile/PokemonGO and offers free data to those using Yahoo or its subsidiaries (ex. Tumblr) as a holiday deal
>Late-Winter/Early-Spring 2017: Yahoo has special sites and features only accessible with Verizon
>Summer 2017: Verizon lobbyists push for the weakening or end of net neutrality, manage to succeed
>Fall 2017: Yahoo and their subsidiaries become Verizon exclusive