/g/ humor thread

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>>55303425

>>55303425
Why can't you use the *?" emoticon?

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>>55303448

>>55303448
Is this real?

>>55304023
Yes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMPeTrHNX1U

>>55304050
wtf is this?

>>55303731

>(((Goldstein)))

Have no idea of the context, but I garuentee this person tried to sue Microsoft.

>>55304086
They got 10k out of Microsoft

>>55304086
There's a thread about the topic: >>55303776
Also: >>>/pol/ nazi scum

>>55304125
>>55304132

Hahahahahahahahahah

I knew it!

Fucking kikes man I swear.

>>55304528
kek

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This guy's pretty funny

>>55304735
>>>/b/

>>55304161
>I knew it!
That was pretty obvious from the moment you first posted.

>>55304735
>>>/2007/b/

>>55304086
die

bumperino :^)

Why so much hate for Windows on this sub?

>>55304039
she dealt with it pretty well, you guys would have been like REEEE MICROSOFT GET OUT!!!

>>55305263
Why such a microsoft cuck?

>>55305318
Why the fuck do they need RADEON printed on that side twice?

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>>55305333
10/10 reply, 10/10 digits; 10/10 overall

>>55303517
Is this why they skipped 9? If it is that's hilarious.

>>55304039
>free ms ad on national tv

>>55305399
Jesus fucking christ
That's some 2008 ricer design

>>55304075
GNU/Linux desktop

>>55304075
skype

>>55305263
>>55305263
>sub
Your newfag is showing

>>55305911
sadly this is a meme

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>>55304050

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>>55305829
>what should i do
kill yourself

>>55303731
she's laughing all the way to the bank with her 10,000 shekleroos

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>>55304075
KDE

>>55306030
I remember that thread. It's when /g/ died

>>55304735
>.jpg

>>55306085
All she needed to write (if not more):

int max(int a, int b){
return (a>b?a:b)
}

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>>55306055
/g/ has always been dead. trying to revive it would be like fisting a dead hooker with a wooden dildo

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>>55306175
Hehe thats how U wanna do it. Grils have their own wayz too, you can't say its wrong

1
2
3 4

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>>55306229
You nigger

>>55303425
that is not humor, its piece of history.
Those where reserved characters, like there are in every OS.

the NT kernel could theoretically use them, but they are still reserved for backwards compatibility.

In Linux land they don't care if they break compatibility every now and then.

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>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55306116
>>>/mlp/

>>55303626
People have keyboards. Just... hit tab and enter/space? I don't get it?

>>55303425
i don't get it

>>55306264
>>In Linux land they don't care if they break compatibility every now and then.
Compatibility with what? Deprecated crippleware?

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger

>>55305810
Yep. No joke.

>>55306116
>>55306315
I know that guy IRL, he swears up and down he's never watched the show.

>>55306264
>compatibility
There was never a time when you couldn't do this on linux/bsd.

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55306229
Fucking don't, for fuck's sake why does this have to happen every time

>>55304132
>nazi scum
Are you a nigger or jew by chance?

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>>55306254

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>>55306284
>>55306367
>>55306408
That's racist.
>>55306254

>>55305369
A E S T H E T I C

>>55304492
>tfw no w95 powered robowaifu

>>55306198
>its like water but clear
Water isn't clear?

>>55306442
>>55306467
Good job, Cloudflare.

>>55305829
I could tell it was a mint user from the beginning

>>55305369
R A D E O N
A
D
E
O
N

>>55306222
Dammit this gets me every time.

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55306198
when you're a nigger it isn't

>>55306085
The replies make me sick to my stomach

>>55306374
has he updated his resume? I can't imagine he got very far with his current one.

>>55304011
underrated

>>55304011
>girl in wheel chair
This must've been someone's fetish somewhere

>>55303462
(You)

>>55303599
Actually impressive, it check's the certificate online, much harder to trick.
It's doing it's job, not funny.

>>55303620
That was a Preview build, how is it funny?

>>55304011
i want to believe this happened just because its an adorable girl in a wheel chair rolling around the store helping buyers like some disable shop fairy

>>55307249
Head over to /norgetråden/ on /int/

>>55307213
Well, he had already been accepted to a Ph.D program at the time he made that resume, so he's not going to be looking for a real job for at least a couple more years. Plus I'm pretty sure he has a non-joke resume around somewhere (though I've never actually seen it).

>>55306254
go away evil dogger

>>55305984
kek

>>55306229
Motherfucker I was going to post this in a similar fashion

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>>55307463
this is stupid

>>55303517
I don't get it

>>55307584
I wanted to buy this but it's $100 and I'm a poorfag.

>>55306116
>Languages: C, Python
Somehow I doubt it.

>>55307616
gtfo /g/

>>55307632
He does machine learning with a custom neural network framework he wrote from scratch in C C++ and Cuda. I can't attest to the Python but I certainly wouldn't doubt it.

Why do US humor threads suck so much?

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55307516
>tfw not 1920x1080
And the original image is even bigger.

I need to practice making vaporwave art...

>>55307249
You mean it's not one of your fetishes?

>>55306264
>Those where reserved characters, like there are in every OS.
No. Those are system characters, they are only reserved in Windows because people would break their system using them without knowing what they do.
You can make and rename anything in Windows command line with these characters and it works fine.

Stop spreading crap if you don't know shit about it.

>>55306254
go away evil dogger

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>>55306311
For what purpose? I have a $20 pair of apple ear buds that sound fine.

>>55307418
Why does this exist? Everything would be gone when you unplug it.

>>55307607
Microsoft allegedly chose to name the version of windows after Windows 8 "Windows 10."

They couldn't call it "Windows 9" because a lot of legacy code uses the first digit of the operating system to determine what version of Windows it is and if the digit is "9" it assumes it's Windows 95 or Windows 98.

I'm not sure whether this is the actual reason, though, or just a myth.

>>55307793
Oh dear

>>55303599
>being mad at this
you should only be mad if it didn't give you the option to run. don't even like windows, but it's working as it should.

>>55307409
It's still the same

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>>55307679

>>55307853
>what is memtest86

>>55307861
It is the actual reason, it's sourced by MS itself.
The other legend they themselves are spreading, is that they wanted to distance 10 from 8 so much, because it's a much better OS than just one digit upgrade. That's the rumor what baits normies to upgrade.

>>55307861
Yes that is the actual reason, and their normie marketing reason is "Why would we go with 9 when we could have a perfect 10?". I wish I was joking.

>>55307463
I cant read the others but I know the middle one is gentoo with a drive error, not an OS error.

>>55307889
KEK, don't tell me you're using a new non-LTSB build?
Holy shit.

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>>55307980
How is it funny?

>>55306580
Actually made me kek

>>55304735
>.jpg

>>55305318
i don't even see the point of non-integrated gpus. shilling.

>>55308345
Yes, because dedicated hardware is baaaad.

>>55308406
good goy.

>>55307793
Believe me, some people think that they can hear differences between a lossless audio, and the 320 kbps compressed one using the best codec around.
So they'll go spending 2000$ on a set that will do absolutely nothing to improve audio other that improving their placebo effect

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55307561
Is that some sort of MS-DOS?

>>55304011
BTFO

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger

>>55308345
>>55308406
>>55308434
The performance, freedom and flexibility of dedicated graphics hardware is just a myth! Don't fall for it!

Kek.

>>55308492
It IS MS-DOS.

>>55304011
I would marry that girl, to be honest. She could drive me to the city in that magical wheelchair of hers while telling me of her coding problems.

>>55305688
the GNU- ruins the credibility
it makes it obvious it is made by a lunatic freetard

>>55306311
kek

>>55306489
Install new technique. Requires reboot. Crash loop.

>>55308217
kek

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55307853
Cache drive.

>>55308191
SLiFire

>>55308437
48kbps oppus is transparent for me.

>>55303620
The taskbar and start menu menus are largely unified now

>>55308651
Collisions, collisions everywhere!

>>55308711
I want this.
Time to search ebay.

>>55308756
I have one left over, used it in my 8088 but don't need it anymore, custom BIOS already on IDE controller card with y2k support.

>>55308770
I don't have a real reason for it. I just think it'll be a cool collection piece.

Nvidiot.

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>>55306030

>>55308823
is that the joke?

>>55306116
that filename

>>55308789
This most likely does little beside frying those two fingers. The current couldn't possibly ask for an easier route.

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger

>>55309025
kek

>>55306254
go away evil dogger

>>55303425
Nothing funny there.
\ is reserved for folder
/ for UNIX compatibility
: because those are for drives
* was reserved as a universal multi-characters wildcard
? was reserved as a universal single-character wildcard
" was reserved to wrap filepaths with spaces
< > | I'm not sure about those.

>>55309175
>when he hears that you're trans it'll probably be a relief to him now

Hence, it's an effective coming out strategy.

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55306229
What is this meme.

>>55307249
you have no idea

>>55306229
>>55306418
someone tell me what's going on

>>55309058
what about vintage threads?

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>>55308617

>>55308191
He's trying to simultaneously run not only two different cards but two cards made by completely different manufacturers.

>>55309058
This needs to be updated with the 5+ NVIDIA/AMD ON SUICIDE WATCH threads that are in the catalog at any time, day and night, possibly by the same two very mentally disturbed anons.

ITT: things that stopped being funny years before 4chan was created

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55309175
So what happened in Boston?

>>55308715
cachedrive over USB? srsly?

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>>55305944
Kekd

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>>55308678

>>55309355
He got his tranny pills

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger

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>>55309371
Fuck off to reddit

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>>55309371
>webcam
>untaped

>>55308770
I thought it was just 100% bullshit hardware that did nothing.

>>55304125
>>55308069
What's a drive error?

>>55303425
https://www.flickr.com/gp/135666108@N08/UmFFkZ

Entire collection of tech gore from some anon

>>55309183
> < > | I'm not sure about those.
Holy shit, seriously? You almost nailed it and in the end you're still just a dumb as OP

>>55307584
>no facebook key

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>i go looking on craigslist for people selling their GPU's with new ones coming out
>find this shit

cmon now mate, anyone buying 16gb of ram has already fuckin googled it and found its 60$

>667mhz
>ddr2
>400$

>>55308437
There's literally an ongoing thread of people like that. It's called /hpg/. I can't believe we have all grown to ignore them when it's literally this board's psychiatry ward.

>>55306254
Install gentoo

>>55309265
Don't see the problem. How is that funny?

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55306085
Despite the cringy ass comments, her code is easy to navigate through because of the way she has it set up. She just needs to git gud at descriptions.

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>>55306175
>single-line conditionals
How unprofessional. If you were my employee, I'd fire you instantly.

>>55308636
that's not how you PoE

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>>55306116
More like....

>>55309408
this makes no sense. i need a translation

>>55308669
amazing

>>55304011
GNU/Linux isn't open source?

>>55304086
What a (((coincidence))) ...

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>>55307980
>DirectX 12

>>55308711
this is how the dot-com bubble looked like, kids.

>>55308044
That's a vacuum tube, right? It does something for sound I think. How does it work? What does it do? Will it work in this mb?

>>55307980
>come at me bro

>>55308083
I'll pay you 20 sheckels to take that to an airport.

>>55306198
wow i feel old

>>55309604
What program is that?

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>>55309640
You have to be over 18 to be here

>>55309409
No, it was actually useful.

>>55308651
Holy crap I'm a mile from the place that made that. They're not there anymore though,

>>55308069
The far right one is Windows

>>55309633
>when ur parents are home but you want to eat pop corn for lunch

>>55309742
>you will outlive the cloud storage/aggregate processing meme
>you will live to see perfected physical storage mediums
Feels good

>>55309755
What is this?

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>>55309742
Can't wait for cloud-based battery life

>>55309755
How does one even get this information?

>>55309833
I want one

>>55309531
He may be in prison, but the true prison is the Ubuntu botnet in which he's trapped.

>>55309550
Everything free is open source but not everything open source is free. So free is considered more correct.

>>55306337
Most modern file systems can handle special characters. NTFS isn't one of them.

>>55306254
go away evil dogger

>>55309575
I don't get the hex bolt.

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55309832
>>55309849
pobralem.pl

>>55310051
>inserting a cassette in a VHS

I did this when I was around five. I remember because my father got annoyed and called me a retard.

>>55307463
>Ones on the left and right have just crashed.
>One in the middle is booting up.

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55310123
failed to boot, rather

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>>55309373

>>55309806
my power (and internet) sometimes goes out during thunderstorms. I wouldn't be able to use the cloud. So it could interfere with cloud computing. Am I wrong?

>>55309603
Works like a transistor.

>>55307463
I don't see BSD there

>>55307498
I was there on that day, keked hard then, still kek now

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55307607
seven ate nine
get it?
ate sounds like eight
the verb sounds like the number
I sharted while laughing
not because I laughed so hard but because my ass is loose from yesterdays intense dildoing session
ooh ooh yeah uhhhh
i just can't control myslef I gotta have it in my anus wanus lanus panus tanus rainus ahhhhh
I moaned in real life

>>55309449
>Using online retailers automated stock-based pricing scheme to try to jew people on Craigslist into paying literal hundreds of dollars for deprecated technology
Wew

>>55309536
>>55309408
could be wrong but i think its from some story of a guy who wanted to buy a world of warcraft account but didnt pay up, so some guy was gonna hack him, and the kid said "nu uh i got norton"
so seller got his address and started calling his house and the kid was like ok ok ill give it back just dont call my house

>>55309458
Fuck, true

>>55310014
kek

>>55309575
I don't get it, are the screws male or female? Is the bolt a female? How? If it's the one penetrating?!
WTF

>>55309655
I am, what program is it?

>>55308191
How the fuck does it even work?

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger

>>55309601
Explain?

>>55309632
Fuck yeah, I'd like to see them trashing it in the panic and then I'd sue their asses for a fortune.

>>55309755
>"We do not have any information about your IP."
Ugh, noobs....

>>55310972
brother

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55309879
Isn't that backwards?

>>55304528
if nobody gets it, in russian
invalid means ; dissabled

>>55309371
Was that the anon from yesterday?

>>55309340
>themostdangerousgame.jpg

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>>55307980
seeing this ITT and seeing these replies just reminds me of how fucking stupid most people on this board are nowadays

>>55309297
What am I looking at here? Osx? An osx clone on a rpi clone?

>>55312051
>>55307980

Knowing this would never work and people cheering on to it makes me chuckle.

>>55312139
Apples ARM devboard

>>55312253
Yeah, looked it up. I ordered a few since they're only 70 bucks. This'll make a great touchscreen back end.

>>55311197
If you don't get it, in English
invalid means; disabled

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger.

>>55309833
>the Clinton era
How did they get a laptop from 2017?

>>55306254
Go away evil dogger

>>55308723
Only guy i know that actually uses Gentoo was the opposite of that picture, now he's the only guy from my childhood that's successful.