WWDC 2016

File: macbook-pro-oled-render.jpg (140KB, 624x468px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 624x468px

>>55058172
2bh if they don't announce pic related they're finished as a company

>>55058181
Also mods pls sticky?

If you have at least one modern Mac/iOS product (e.g. 2009 or later), you can watch the keynote straight from Apple's web site without having to use a workaround.

>>55058181
I thought WWDC is always 100% software?

Who else can't wait to have Siri on their mac?

I use Siri on iPhone a lot more than I thought I would.

Also, who is the more kawaii personal assistant Siri or Cortana (google doesn't count because it has no personality).

>>>/fa/
>>>/lgbt/

>>55058288
Thank you for the helpful links to other boards I can enjoy :^)

I want a Swift iDoll...

>>55058181
>expecting hardware at a software show

never change g

>>55058266
I have never used Siri and I never will. Only assholes and luddite retards use it.

>>55058434
I need a Taylor Swift Assistant for seXCode.

>>55058434
Fuck off googlite

>>55058172
World Wide Dick Catching?

Let's get this out of the way

>Apple copied X
>Welcome to X year Apple
>Still 16GB
> Overpriced
>Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave

Can I watch the event using VLC?

>>55058599
Yes if someone posts the links, every year someone does but nobody has yet.

link pls

>>55058199
>mods pls sticky my shitty normalfag brand thread
Back to >>>/leddit/ fuckface.

>>55058172
POO IN LOO RAJEESH

>>55058617
I remember last time there was a troll link tho.

>>55058199
>>>/r/eddit

The link isn't out yet. I'll post one when it's closer to the actual time.

>>55058599
>>55058617
>>55058620

>>55058620
>>55058617
>>55058599

http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/15pijbnaefvpoijbaefvpihb06/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8

>>55058664
OP here, I made the thread too early cos I got confused and thought it was an hour earlier than it was.

>>55058172
Countdown: http://www.appletimer.com/wwdc/

What to listen while waiting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ

>>55058172
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2016/

apple's official stream will work on microsoft edge if you don't have a mac. if you're on linux, i'm assuming you don't give a shit about things that cost money.

>>55058718
OP here, I am on Gentoo, I just watch all keynotes for entertainment value.

>>55058266
Siri is bae. But they really should open up the SDK to us.

>>55058288
/thread

>>55058718
>>55058702
>>55058682
>>55058664
2 rupees have been deposited in your designated shitting street Pajeet! Thank you for working at One Infinite Loo.

You'd think after what happened last night a bunch of gays would be reluctant to gather in one place again like this.

File: das it mane.png (516KB, 560x379px) Image search: [Google]

516KB, 560x379px

>>55058786

>>55058786
>tim opens the show with 30 min gay speech

>>55058766
>One Infinite Loo
topkek

>>55058855
>i'm so proud to be working with the world's thinnest and lightest gay indian hipsters

File: Screenshot_2016-06-13-19-20-19.png (685KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

685KB, 1536x2048px

#hype

>>55058181
Stop asking for this bullshit.

>>55058682

Can't open the stream. Anyone else getting the same error with VLC?

File: cook_hero.png (359KB, 575x657px) Image search: [Google]

359KB, 575x657px

will there be a ONE MORE THING?

>>55059076
of course.

>>55059076
mark my words
wwdc will start with cook's speech about orlando

>>55059076
they merged OSX into iOS, enjoy your walled garden toy os, ios is now known as iDeviceOS instead of iphoneOS

>>55059075
Maybe because it hasn't started yet?

mpv http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8

>>55059128
>ios is now known as iDeviceOS instead of iphoneOS
They literally already changed the name from iPhoneOS to iOS for this reason.

This "code artisan" style really makes my autism peak.

File: serveimage.jpg (336KB, 1040x853px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 1040x853px

macOS

>>55059146
this works on VLC?

What do you guys expect?
>swift news
>metal
>new mac OS and iOS developer beta
>Siri

>>55059187
apple music 2.0

>>55059181
just replace the word mpv with vlc

Boy am I ready to blow my entire bonus check on a new macbook

>>55059187
>new version of OSX with a better look (like Mav')
>more stuff for devs

>>55059181
It should, without the "mpv ", ofc. It's just the url to the stream.

Otherwise just get the mpv binary from here

https://mpv.srsfckn.biz/

No need to install anything just use the mpv.exe

>>55058172
STICKY THIS

>>55059202
Pls no rambling Jimmy Iovine or Drizzy.

>>55058542
kys retard

>>55059230
Wait for a new thread so we can put the stream links in the OP

File: kantai 57311790_p1.jpg (334KB, 864x900px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 864x900px

someone post a stream that i can view on my windows 7 box plx

File: rms.jpg (10KB, 250x221px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 250x221px

protect us based stallman

dope music

so the link should work starting in 3 minutes?

Silence your phones, fuckers.

Tim will hear you, then point at and mock you.

>>55059166
I actually like it a lot, it's really aesthetically pleasing.

>>55059187
>new macbooks
>new mac pros
>siri bullshit
I fucking hate siri, though

>>55059261
can't you just change your user agent?

S H O R T L Y

>>55059261
Just update, it is free.
˙͜ >˙

>>55059261
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
Just put it in the network stream in vlc

Seems like a lot of quality options are gone

File: 1501cue_hero.png (566KB, 575x657px) Image search: [Google]

566KB, 575x657px

>>55059245

>>55059296
HLS is adaptive bitrate.

File: kantai 3bcf7bded644d91a5e6ffe7b0627d92a.png (723KB, 1100x775px) Image search: [Google]

723KB, 1100x775px

>>55059296
thank

>>55059266
Beck - Wow

In VLC Media Player
>click "Media" in the top bar
>click "Open Network Stream..."
>paste the link below
>click "Play"

http://appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222436-b/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/master/4500/4500.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=

Alright guys, get ready to spam on here and downvote everything on /r/apple now.
This is going to be glorious

music off

File: watercolor1.jpg (213KB, 1601x901px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 1601x901px

>your face when apple kills OSX
>but makes is free software GPLv2

THE MUSIC STOPPED

HAPPENING

File: 2016-06-13 12-01-10.jpg (129KB, 1651x822px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1651x822px

CHANCES OF MACBOOK PRO ANNOUNCEMENT? 80%?

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!

HERE WE GO

>>55059111
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>55059309
is there a way to tell mpv to throttle it?

Thank mr. gay apple

you guys called it
gay speech

Y E S
E
S

FUCKING CALLED IT

>>55059111
I think we were all expecting that

desu expected the orlando shooting shit

>>55059111
nailed it

>>55059111
Well you are right

>>55059341
relax

>CONDOLENCES
>fapping about diversity
>MAKES US STRONGER, MOVES US FORWARD
what a fucking loser

>Shillery speech
Fuck off Apple, the last one falls for this sjw bullshit.

sone shouts ANDROID RULES

File: 0003 - AnURDjc.jpg (16KB, 500x386px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 500x386px

MOMENT OF SILENCE

PLEASE RISE AND SAY THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FOLLOWED BY 5 MINUTES OF CLAPPING

USA
USA
USA

is cook crying :'(

File: 2016-06-13 12-02-36.jpg (372KB, 1839x842px) Image search: [Google]

372KB, 1839x842px

what do you do in a moment of silence?

REMOVE KEBAB

>default iPhone notification goes off

>>55059332
0%

This is about software, not hardware.

brb fapping

Daily reminder that Tim Cook is literally gay.

at least he called it terrorism

>jam-packed morning
macbooks pls

>>55059332
Who is that geriatric hottie?

>>55059371
Top kek of ifag

>the "hipster coder" aesthetic
i actually like it

File: BatmanCrying.gif (352KB, 499x289px) Image search: [Google]

352KB, 499x289px

My respect for Tim grows every time I see the man. Amazing guy.

>>55059369
Hope someone audibly farts and see how many people are trying not to laugh

Why the weird aspect ratio?

Siri upgrade incoming

~90% more useful

>>55059369
I went and made some instant noodles.

Is this the official bread?

Sticky when?

>>55059382
>wwdc keynote
>expecting hardware announcements

stop this meme already.

>>55059394
Standard cinema ratio

>9 y/o loo
>clapping

god I always hate how they always talk about WWDC itself. it's like a dick stroking fest

File: 2016-06-13 12-05-02.jpg (106KB, 582x739px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 582x739px

does she have a guaranteed job at apple?

>>55059296
>>55059146
Is not working for me on android

>stream keep skipping around
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55058266
I use siri to set my alram, as it's faster than doing it through the app.

File: 1387317979356.jpg (6KB, 251x202px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 251x202px

>>55059409

Applel does it again

live /g/ chat where?

>>55059409
Better than (you)

>>55059394

Drama

>>55059416
POO

ofc it's a poo in loo grrl

why the fuck are his voice and lisp still so annoying? this guy spends millions on public speaking lessons, what the fuck.

I'm gay and it bothers me. It's unprofessional and off putting.

>2,000,000 apps
>1,999,000x garbage

>>55059420
you can set it to repeat senpai, you don't have to set that shit up every day

>>55059409
>9 year old!
mild cheers
>it's a girl
WOOOOOOOOOOOO GIRL POWER!

Fucking cringe, I quit after just 5 min.

>the youngest is only 9
>she

>b-b-ut girls can't code!
>but kids can't code!

/g/ BTFO yet again!

>>55059416
Ya tech support

File: 32_poo_in_it.png (63KB, 630x405px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 630x405px

>>55059427
>>55059416

>>55059398

1.9*0=0

File: Capture.png (72KB, 980x411px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 980x411px

Why do you hate Opera, Apple?

>>55059414

It's so the keynote isn't just product announcements

http://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2016/

stream btw

>>55059433

he's southern, it isn't a lisp. that's just his accent

>>55059447
They hate everything that isn't safari

>>55059433
I find them pretty soothing actually. He's not an overly energetic dickhead or curry-nigger like you would get with any Android or Windows presentation.

File: 1274541283283.jpg (106KB, 600x455px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 600x455px

why the fuck is the stream constantly skipping?

>>55059447

Its not actually your browser you idiot.

>>55059457
It's working perfectly on Edge.

>>55059462
get better internet scrub

>>55059462
because of your pajeet internet

>>55059462
because your 3rd world socialist paradise internet sucks

STFU AND GET TO THE NEW SHIT MAN

>the future of TV is apps
fucking kill me

DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS

>>55059453
this>>55059462 works great

The latest Apple TV is a godsend. It makes Roku or firestick or any other competitor look like absolute garbage in comparison.

>>55059433
>I would like to let you know, HWAT we do, and HWY we do it

>Enrich people's lives.

>>55059419
>>55059462
It's not. Stop posting it.

> OS X
macOS shills btfo

>>55059487
>has never been to the south

OS TEN
OS TEN

>>55059457
Works on edge

>>55059479

Makes sense since channels will merely shift to apps.

Was anyone else expecting Tim Cook to say "MACOS"

>watchOS

WHO THE HELL CARES

watchOS is so boring, so forced

>>55059487
Dude, don't make fun of him, you don't know HWAT he's been through

File: Screen Shot 2016-06-13 at 1.09.26 PM.png (326KB, 408x674px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 408x674px

this is the kind of guy that was bullied in high school

>start with watchOS aka cancerOS
APPLE FINISHED AND BANKRUPT

>>55059494
It is. No.

>>55059485
What does an HDMI cable cost, anyways?

Also, did discount Bill Gates just enter the stage?

As an Apple Watch user, fucking finally. How did they not keep apps in memory before? Christ.

>>55059513
this is the kind of guy that was bullied yesterday

>>55059519
Too much poo

>>55059509

Very few. That's why they put it at the start to advertise it lol

>>55059499
It still sounds like he's trying to stick his cock in your ear.

>>55059517
It's only you, faggot.

MAGICAL

>>55059519
kill yourself

File: image.jpg (32KB, 378x368px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 378x368px

IT'S FAST

>>55059497
nah they're gonna announce the change once they get to it

WOOOW

>app starts up right away
INNOVATION
REVOLUTIONARY

1 MILLION TIMES FASTER

APPLE WON

>>55059497
just wait until they get to the OS X segment faggot

File: sad-steve-jobs.jpg (70KB, 630x420px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 630x420px

>Already stalling for time with boring shit
>Oh muh god it's 150ms faster
They got nothing. Absolutely nothing

>>55059513
>>55059523
And yet he could afford to buy your murder ten times over...

File: 1452430129908.jpg (69KB, 890x890px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 890x890px

>>55059409
>>55059509
>>55059510

>he can't afford an apple watch!

>>55059519
I think that is shooped.

>>55059523

Fucking kek.

File: vlcsnap-2016-06-13-19h11m20s252.png (221KB, 960x418px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 960x418px

>>55059554
FUCKING REVOLUTIONARY

>>55059554
Wow competition against Samsung

>>55059550
:|

>>55059497
wait until they address it you dingleberry. why would they reveal a name change offhandedly?

APPLE INVENTED SPEED

>>55059519
>>55059492
>>55059459

>I don't like thread so I'll literally shit up the thread.

Why are you so salty about people talking about Apple? It's not like these people are unironically liking it.

Apple invented pagefiles

SCRIBBLE IS OP

>>55059562
yeah either they're stalling for time because they only have boring shit or they want the new OLED MBPs to stand out more against the boring crap from the beginning ;^)

>>55059564
I'm wearing a stainless steel with an official link bracelet right now friend

>literal shitposting
Pajeet fuck off

>>55059584
Just don't reply to them and report them bros

THEY HAVE MINNIE
REVOLUTION

MINNIE

>>55059536

No. Someone else said the same >>55059419

>minnie
lmao still no third-party faces

>a new watch face
buy, buy, buy

MINNIE MOUSE TECHNOLOGY

FUCKING HELL MAN

> Minnie coming to the watch
STOP IT I CAN'T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT

FINALLY an activity watch face. Fucking thank you apple

>>55059603
What is that hanging

>>55059607
Are Apple watches cum resistant?

File: 1463423461234.png (200KB, 314x296px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 314x296px

> don't give two fucks about watchOS
> crowd cheers like mad for every announcement
> think Apple might actually be releasing good updates here
> crowd goes crazy for Minnie

File: giphy.gif (1MB, 424x320px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 424x320px

>Mini Mouse watch faces

T H I C K

File: Fuck+this+i+m+outta+here+best+invention+ever_d51f15_3209144.gif (1002KB, 296x248px) Image search: [Google]

1002KB, 296x248px

>>55059603

>>55059617
yes, no stains

>Literally a fat sjw presenting now

Is she fat or her clothing sucks?

File: 1465659650278.png (401KB, 800x699px) Image search: [Google]

401KB, 800x699px

SHES SO FAT HAHA

File: vlcsnap-2016-06-13-19h14m37s703.png (244KB, 960x418px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 960x418px

D I V E R S I T Y

This is a fucking trainwreck

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING TECHNOLOGY WHALE

File: 1408117967880.png (316KB, 629x464px) Image search: [Google]

316KB, 629x464px

>>55059626
>workout

COME ON! XCODE FOR iPAD! PLS!

HARPOONS

MAN


THEM

Why are Apple's presentations so fucking classy? Presentations by any other major company are absolutely fucking disgusting in comparison.

>>55059621
this is pretty bad, even for apple O_o

>>55059633
Fatties always wear sport clothing.

>>55059633
yes

> fat woman on stage
dat diversity

I love that this poster is actually so mad about Apple.

Can we skip anything Apple Watch?

THARRRR SHE BLOWS

This fat bitch is real damn annoying
I miss the old semite hippie

She's a BIG girl

THAT WAS TWO TAPS YOU LIAR

why is her nose so big??

>implying she'd EVER have the activity app open

>>55059634
That's a size zero in America.

>>55059655
thanks

File: vlcsnap-2016-06-13-19h15m57s090.png (225KB, 960x418px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 960x418px

>Watchface Conference 2016

Thanks, Apple.

lol her wrist band wouldn't fit her wrist

>>55059635
>>55059632
>not a black muslim transgender womyn

literally racist

>today's just one of those days
okay that was a little funny

Who are these people preseting this crap?
If Jobs was alive he would fire all of them live on stage.

>>55059652
This, does he look up all this literal shit porn just to get some attention?

>Walk the great wall of china

oh boy

File: 1449855056364.jpg (164KB, 563x821px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 563x821px

>>55059663
gee I wonder

APPLEWATCH WILL HELP YA GET UP FA WORK IN THA MOY'NIN, GOY!

File: 1429667569847.png (183KB, 370x359px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 370x359px

>The Timer is still on

cmon cmon

>bucket list

She better get on that.

>bucket list
she better get to it. fat bitch aint got much time left

>>55059661

the funny thing is that the presenters are chosen to look like they do on purpose

>>55059683
it's so random xD

>obsessed with closing her rings

>>55059651
at least she isn't a nigress

she works out?

She didn't come dressed for anything.

File: image.jpg (16KB, 122x154px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 122x154px

>For those who are just as obsessed with filling the activity rings as I am....

>>55059680
apple got caught out for using too many white males in their keynotes last time

ayy she knows moonrunes

The hell are these rings?

>>55059584
I un-ironically like the macbook pro.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (79KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 1920x1080px

>WWDC and september events are literally biggest thread on all of /g/ the entire year
>not a single mod present
lmao this board a shit

>Didn't come prepared for a workout
Top kek.

>>55059693
Yeah I guess they are targeting fat women now with the apple watch

> tfw the watchOS interface guarantees no interface redesign for the sloppy shit that is 10.10+

Oh god. That Minnie face. I love Apple but god why!

>>55059711

Either that or they want the chinese market

>having dozens of scat pictures saved on your computer
>judging anyone else

>>55059715
>WWDC and september events are literally biggest thread on all of /g/ the entire year
Nah, not this year.

All the kiddies are off watching E3

Mods asleep?

>she's just repeating what he said
literally why

>>55059724
Sure, it has fitness trackers

The guy with glasses...its like very anxious

>we want the i've-fallen-and-i-can't-get-up audience

APPLE SAVES LIFES

The fuck? People hit that side button on accident all the time with their wrist, now its gonna call 911

>>55059715
>janitors delete every other shitpost
>doesn't delete the guy posting scat porn

Could an Apple Watch owner inform me of the practical uses of owning one? It seems kind of worthless.

>>55059737
mods jerking off to apple products, sorry mate

>>55059734
E3 is /v/

>>55059749
>most wear it for fitness and health
No they don't, they wear it to show off how much money they waste. So full of shit, Apple.


Fucking can't wait to buy your new Macbook Semi-pro! :D

>>55059748
You have to hold it for like five seconds, and I'm sure it vibrates when it's counting down 3 to 1

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS VOICE

>>55059753
We both know /g/ = /v/

>>55059748
you have to hold it for 3 seconds

>>55059749
Huh all I see are pictures of apple users

APPLE WATCH IS LITERALLY DEAD. STOP MAKING APPLE WATCH HAPPEN. IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN

Can he clear his throat?

also can we stop this watch shilling?

>>55059737
>>55059752

Where the fuck are the mods

Is that a man or a woman?

I hope you fucking report.

FUCKING REPORT

>MIKE WAZOWSKI

are there no fucking mods for this board? this guy has been shitposting for 20 minutes

>>55059749

That's because a mod is posting the scat porn

>>55059753
/g/ is basically /v/ now

SOMEONE GET HIM SOME SANDPAPER

>>55059751

I can easily respond to my imaginary friends.

>>55059757
He's gay

>looks you can write in chinese!
>so if you're traveling to, oh let's say hong kong

Do they want the chink audience now?

>STACEY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

File: vlcsnap-2016-06-13-19h21m12s576.png (216KB, 960x418px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 960x418px

Thanks, NSA.

New thread
>>55059783

>>55059774
Maybe there aren't enough reports

who am i listening too? is this a woman, man??

A.W.E.S.O.M.E.

Fuck, man... I thought maybe by luck all the gay presenters would have been at Pulse Saturday night.

>>55059737
I guess. Might want to hit up the irc

>>55059751
it was supposed to be a biometric wonder

maybe hardware v2 or v3 will be useful

>>55059782
They didn't do well in India masterrace, so they have to double down on chinkland

File: 1347816281383.jpg (23KB, 293x218px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 293x218px

>I am annihilating Jeff
>which makes me very happy

>>55059781
time flies when you are a faggot

>>55059758
But what about /a/?

>>55059796
only hispanic ones.

I think he had a stroke

>we want the wheelchair audience

I have a feeling that this guy has sucked Cook's dick

>>55059763
They already know it's a dead product. That's why they've already gone through three people to show "features".

It's not selling. Something that modern Apple isn't used to is actually WORKING to make a product GOOD.

There are still people that use wheelchairs? in 2016?

>>55059755
>No they don't, they wear it to show off how much money they waste. So full of shit, Apple.

Can confirm. My sister went full retard and bought the watch, iphone 6s+ and a macbook. It's amusing if anything.

>>55059788
b-but muh apple privacy MURICA

Why are all of Apple's presenters so fucking terrible at presenting. I want to take a fucking nap listening to these fags

>>55059822
Back to /lgbt/

>>55059799
yeah, pajeets prefer their [EXTRA BATTERY LIFE] [SLIM] [FAST] SHITROM V57

>Bombarding an Apple thread with gay bashing
Literally no better than the scatposter. Fuck off.

>>55058636
>>55058654
Congratulations on contributing nothing to the thread. Please neck yourself.

>>55059834
Go back to /v/ idiot

I fucking hate how gay people have rights now.

>Time to roll!
oh my fucking god

>>55059834

Because you're not interested in what they're selling

>>55059807
> present technology that helps detect medical emergency
> starts beeping while you're on stage
> ambulance sounds from outside

>Apple health technologies directory
>has AIDS

>could not be more excited
>couldn't be more excited
>can't be more excited
What exciting lives they must live

>>55059822
at least its only gay

>>55059859

GOTTA ROLL FAST

APPLE INVENTED BREATHING™

>>55059858
Keep it up, we're triggering them.

>>55059846
>>>/lgbt/
Fucking faggot.

Why is apple shilling for homeopathy?

DEEPAK CHOPRA! KEEEEEK

guy's a known huckster fraud

>>55059874
director*

> Apple users needing to be notified to breathe...

>>55059862
I don't want to by a 20 year old imac but I can still listen to Steve Jobs present

>>55059891
Make me you fag.

This must be the most useless device ever invented

No one uses apple watches
t. app developer

File: hahaha.gif (871KB, 245x230px) Image search: [Google]

871KB, 245x230px

>>55059905
kek

WE NEED A FIRST PARTY APP THAT HELPS YOU PRACTICE DEEP BREATHING

only Apple would pull this shit

nobody cares about that fucking waaatch guh

>>55059783
>>55059783
>>55059783

go to new bread faggots

>>55059936
Shut your whore mouth

Does this guy have a mullet?

YOU CAN CLAP

>>55059939
>page 2
Fuck off

There are 3 different ways and a reminder to open a breathe app.

On a watch.

It's over. Apple's over

>>55059690
>>55059692
Free will doesn't exist.

File: 160204075148-jeb-bush-audience-please-clap-new-hampshire-sot-00002230-exlarge-169.jpg (51KB, 780x438px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 780x438px

you can clap it's good

>30 minutes in and only useless watch shit

lmaoing @ people who thought there's gonna be new Macbooks

>>55059914

I miss Steve's presentations too but he rarely stepped outside of OS X, iOS and iPhone presentations.

>>55059961
retard

>>55059941
salty?

File: Screen Shot 2016-06-13 at 1.31.41 PM.png (233KB, 336x488px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 336x488px

this guy looks like a sleazy pizza shop owner

Those "clappers" are really obvious. Nobody would applause for features like this

PAYETTTTT

yay, no more shit posters

OSX at last

finally

post your name guesses QUICK

>>55060168
macOS YELLOWSTONE

>>55059544
called it

Sierra mist

Sierra

RIP OSX!

damn those niggas shoudldve named it macOS Bompton

>>55060199
too bad it's just a name swap and not a major update like OS9 -> OSX

>>55060199
I actually preferred OS X but okay apple

man that audience are so annoying. eating up all there shit. i mean its just clipboard ffs

>>55060231
everyone is going to keep calling OS X for years anyway