How do I advertise my app if its complete and utter bullshit?

>>54945350
use a ton of buzzwords and marketing gimmicks

flashy landing page urging people to use/download/buy it

don't actually say what it does

Make it free

>>54945517
what do you mean by marekting gimmicks?
Im already using lots of buzzwords but it doesnt seem to make any difference

>>54945350
>How do I advertise my app if its complete and utter bullshit?
This hasn't stopped others before, it shouldn't stop you. Make shit up.

>>54945350
muhammed, pls

just spread the word in the nearest mosque

>>>/biz/

>>54945517
>flashy landing page
am I the only one who hates these

>>54945660
>sees german ui
>implyies he is muhammed

he is just a german beta cuck, while he tries to make money via app sales, muhammed takes out girls with soical benefit money

>>54946026
this.
Im just compensating

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>>54946043
make sure you pay taxes on those potential app sales, goy

>holy fuck, this cunt has her way with germany since bush era

>>54946043
ahmed, pls. go fiddle some kids.

>advertise my app if its complete and utter bullshit?
There's you're problem. If you want to bring your app to the clients you have to convince yourself that everyone will love your problem

Once tgat sinks in you find alot more ways to advertise you and yourapp