/g/ rage/humor thread

>>54919493
cd.. is my trigger

>laptop
>virus
>debian
>sister
>best buy
>in a puddle

>>54919643
REEEE3EEEEEEE

Who was camera tho?

>>54920037
She was, obviously.

>>54919643
>megaman

>>54920133
But both hands are on the computer.

>>54919493
That's not even the most cringeworthy part. The top that actually is """"""""code"""""""" is just a hello world sample from the dev kit. Bitch literally knows less about programming than she does about the CLI.

As an incompetent programmer who can't even find a proper job, these kinds of threads make me feel better about myself. Women are the worst, and it makes me chuckle.

>>54919643
Was this a story posted a few days ago? Seems familiar.

>>54920479
It has been posted for years now.

>>54920509
Makes sense. I guess I've seen it a lot.

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>>54920394
Brother.

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>use zsh
>can leave the cd out, just write ..

why zsh so fucking based??

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>>54920660
alias ..="cd .."

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>>54920697
but you dont even have to write cd when going in to folders...

just give up, you cant compete

>>54920697
>HACKER CODE USED TO STEAL NUDE STAY AWAY
kek

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>>54920697

Fuck, that one triggered me. You win.

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>>54920555
>two table tags
>only one closing tag

>>54920881
also, bgcolor attribute. Ihavent seen this since t 2008

>>54920555
>the whole screen
>not just cropping
>not just using screenfetch
Wtf

>>54920555
>>54920881
>no doctype
>no head tag
>no meta charset tag
>no title
>style tag outside of head or body
>retarded css curly brackets
>retarded css indentation
>retarded html indentation
>deprecated layout table with 100% width and center align
>outer table doesn't have body, rows and columns
>inner table uses deprecated border and align tags
>headline at invalid position and uses inline styles
>no paragraphs are closed
>all table columns have deprecated bgcolor tag
>doesn't use child/descendant selectors for column/paragraph styling
>unintentionally adds spaces before paragraphs
>no final new line

>>54920228
>having only 2 hands
ISHYGDDT

>>54920923
glad SOMEONE on here knows how to printscreen..

>>54920967
Autism: The post.

>>54920967
your just a sexist bigot, go fuck yourself. go cherry picking somewhere else

>>54920228
And?

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here you can learn something, you stupid fucks

>>54920993
which language allows that?

>>54921006
yo mums language

>>54920697
>people don't understand the right one is satire and she wouldn't actually write a program like that

>>54921014
my mom uses c++

>>54921027
>something something pretending to be retarded

>>54920993
almost. You need to *(fagland+sizeof(moot)) because other youd get partly moot and partly the neighbor

>>54921039
>sizeof(moot)
1 at most

[spoiler]i miss him[/spoiler]

>>54921062
fuck off moot, nobody misses you. I hope google fires your sjw ass

>>54921039
no you don't cause C knows how pointer arithmetic werks

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>>54919643
ITS NOT FUNNY LEAVE

>>54920697
i just

this can't be real

these unintelligent socialites can't possibly have the sway they exercise on the world today

>>54921144
It's no fake... Even the responses are real...

>>54921144
emotional IQ was always more important than IQ for success.

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>>54920697
>OMG this is so trueee why do guys have to make things more complicated for no reason
>complicated
>for no reason

You win.

>>54921188
but it's true. only apple got it right. iphone is not even complicated and I can use all apps without a hassle like android programms

>>54921144
>>54921156
it's fake dumbasses

>>54920993
>>54921062
>>54921075
who's moot?

>>54921448
I am totally gonna read that

>>54921516
I'm reading it for the 3rd time now and it just doesn't get old. I love inside stories from MS

>>54920697
Most of that is no big deal. what really triggered me is that her code doesn't work. Not only does it not work, but it specifically hides the fact that it doesn't work. If the function was even a little more obscure it'd be a bitch to track this down.

>>54921448
I knew it was worth circulating this. I kek errytiem.

>>54921448
read that shit

i never wanted it to end please god give me more

posted from tapatalk on niggernix

>>54921448
>windows 8 UI was made in powerpoint
holy shit lmao

>>54920697
Just going to point out this is a hoax, and even if you were to be autistic and search through her twitter, you would not find this message. You would also not find the replies from the other users.

So unless she, and all 6 of those women deleted their comments, this is fake.

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>>54920697

>Else return 5 because i' so random yay XD

>>54920697
i swear this is actually a troll twitter account with posts specifically designed to trigger people on /g/
who the fuck would ever compare that absolutely retarded code to something like quake3's rsqrt

>>54921232
> who's moot?

4chan founder

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>>54921448
I need more stories

>inb4 that image with megaman reactionface

>>54921448

What I wouldn't give to verify some of this..

>>54921980
>>54919643

>>54920967
>no doctype
yup
>no head tag
not needed or even recommended
>no meta charset tag
not needed as long as you don't use any non-standard characters
>no title
yup
>style tag outside of head or body
the unscoped style tag is expected where meta-data could be. This is entirely valid use of the style-tag, as you could place valid metatag there
>retarded css curly brackets
this is just a question of style, I'd agree with you
>retarded css indentation
not at all, indenting related selectors aids readability and is often used when not working with css pre-processors
>retarded html indentation
absolutely
>deprecated layout table with 100% width and center align
yup
>outer table doesn't have body, rows and columns
yup
>inner table uses deprecated border and align tags
we do not know which doctype she was aiming for, assuming HTML5 you are right
>headline at invalid position and uses inline styles
yup
>no paragraphs are closed
valid html
>all table columns have deprecated bgcolor tag
see above
>doesn't use child/descendant selectors for column/paragraph styling
why would you add useless specificity at this point? Those are perfectly fine selectors.
>unintentionally adds spaces before paragraphs
depending on what she is trying to achieve, additional whitespace characters ah who am I kidding, yup
>no final new line
while I see potential problems with this, it will make no difference for browsers. I wouldn't omit the final new line (actually, my editor takes care of that), but in this case I don't see anything too wrong with it.

Everything considered, you should probably read up a bit on the HTML standard. While the girl obviously doesn't know shit about HTML (considering the filename she is just starting out), your misconceptions about a simple markup language (especially when posing as somebody very familiar with it) is kinda laughable desu senpai

>>54922019
nooOOOOOOO

>>54922059
>not parsing strictly
>being autistic and commenting every line
>claiming the other person doesn't know shit

>>54922059
what do you mean by "yup" are you agreeing or mocking?

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>>54920717
even bash can do that
you just have to add shopt -s autocd to your bashrc

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>>54919643

>>54922199
>not parsing strictly
If you want to parse strictly, use xHTML.
HTML is not XML, and thus isn't really strict.

>>54922297
thanks man.

anyone got the antman equations so I can shrink into the text and actually read it?

>>54922297
AYY

>>54922286
bash can do most things people are amazed to see in zsh. I do use zsh but it's nothing that special.

>>54922336
It was about finding the mistakes of the girl writing the markup... It's never been about browsers being able to understand this garbage...
You retards are getting more autistic every day...

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>>54919643
anon stop

>>54922625
Only if you post moar

post some nef quintero.

>>54920555
>write shitty code
>can't think how to printscreen and cut a section out of it
>no open mind or a brain capable of thinking outside the box whatsoever

Omg! That's like most snowflake developers on /g/!

>>54921763
>>54921712
/g/ will respond to it EVERYTIME. Anything that appeals to someone's ego, makes them feel smarter, or is just what they want to hear about others, won't get fact checked and bypasses the critical thinking trigger entirely.

>>54922341
Summerfags are not allowed here
Get >>>/out/

>>54920555
>HTML with CSS in THE SAME FILE
>coding
jesus FUCKING CHRIST

>>54920697
this one triggers me every time
god damn

>>54923244
she wants to have less httprequests to the servfer noob. she is absolute pro

>>54921887
Nah. That's hiro

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>>54920697
{poo on it
return if
/*
designate "
}

>>54923356

I don't get it

>>54922376
Those aren't mistakes in HTML, though. It's even recommended to omit head and certain closing tags. You are the only autistic person here.
It's not garbage, it's perfectly valid HTML, used in the real world. You wouldn't know about that, though, since you are just a NEET.

>>54922283
I'm agreeing. Does using 'yup' make it sound like I was mocking him? If so I'll use different language from now on.

>>54923244
>I'm a stupid faggot, please rape my face
Jesus, /g/ can't into programming, /g/ can't even into webdev. No wonder you retards are posting " /mpogpictypogpg/ – my phone/os/gaming peripheral is cooler than your phone/os/gaming peripheral General" nonstop.

>>54923364

if (!loo) {
   poo();
} else {
   return false;
}

>>54921712
>>54923163
Anytime I see something like these on 4chan, I just take it with a grain of salt. A giant one, that makes my tongue dry-out and then fall off.

My default assumption is to believe everything funny on 4chan is fake, as much as I want to believe.

>>54923779
this is in every indian mans firmware. i think its locked in a way that even our smartest engineers wouldnt be able to flash over it. a truly pathetic race.

>>54921996
Me too and even if only half is true it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

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>>54921448
>we knew it was test data because the reported architecture was "poop"

>>54921036
Kek

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>>54922297
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEE REEEEE REEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>54922341
>>54922345
>>54924442
;)

>>54924497
Anon that's too far, others posted thumbnails or references, you actually posted the whole thing, I can actually feel my blood pressure rising

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>>54920697

>>54921448
Enterprise horror stories are the fucking best

>>54924497
Kill yourself

>>54922297
is it sad that i know for from the colors alone what pasta this is?

>>54924862
I would knew even if it was grayscale

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>>54924862

>>54924943
You only need the 4 boxes, not even colored

>>54921232

A cuck

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>>54924497

>>54924497
Quit posting this shit REEEEEEEEEEEe

/v4/

>>54921036
exactly

How come I only ever see faggots coding in python and ruby?

I've never known a single competent developer who codes in either language. Every competent developer I've ever known prefers either some variation of C or Java. Never python or ruby.

>>54920697
I can only hope she's being ironic here

>>54919493
>She needs to join our startup
>let's invite her

Jesus christ even pleb-tier developers don't know shit.

#kodingwithKarlie is an automatic trigger for /g/

>>54919643
fuck you

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cd Desktop

Im coding with kode

>>54919493

FUCKING
WHY

>>54920697
It always amaze me that people think it's real and that this get always so many answers

>>54923779

loo || poo();

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>>54921448
>>54921922

here's a story you might like
http://antitrust.slated.org/www.vanwensveen.nl/IhateMS.pdf

pic related

>>54925535
One of the best devs I know is the CTO of a company using Ruby.

Every time I see him, he tells me that Ruby is a terrible language and to never use it.

>>54921448
Please be real.

>>54925840
>fixing userspace problems in kernel space

j-jesus

>>54923696
>It's even recommended to omit head and certain closing tags

it's never ok to omit closing tags you fucking faggot.

this is why XHTML is better than this garbage, inconsistent HTML bullshit.

>>54926013
Reminds me how Gnome fixes their shit by having things changed in systemd.

>>54920697
lol

bash retards

PROTIP FOR BASH RETARDS
shopt -s autocd

>>54925602
"gaessaki" literally means son of a bitch in Korean. Doubt this is real.

>>54921039
wrong...... sizeof is not used here since + operator is overloaded for this situation.

>>54926220
how so?

systemd provides an easy way to manage DBus which is critical to Gnome's operation.

explain to me these supposed changes.

>>54923505
replaces the, with a .

Does anyone have the USB drive naming image?
The zip disquette always gets me

>>54926013
>>54926207
https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=638477#c38

>>54921000
>>54920999

>>54923128
kek'd

>>54924104
>able to flush over it

>>54926319
you know, shut up idiot

>>54920555
>do code

Test

>>54926629
how is a glibc bug related to my question?

>>54926946
oh, ok.

>>54926841
>>54922222

>>54922625
Who is this semen demon?

>>54924497
That happened. ;)

Holy shit, this thread is still alive after this time?

>>54920923
>>54920970
>>54923128
Want to know a super secret hacker trick? Focus on a window and press ALT+printscreen.

Don't tell too many people about this or it might get patched.

>>54920555
> failing at html/css
You can't make this shit up folks

>>54921027
>wouldn't
*couldn't
This is a person struggling with the cd command you're talking about.

>>54920697

IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL

YOU DUMB LINUX VIRGINS

>>54928549
How can anything be real when mirrors are real?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ubuntu-Operating-System-Software-Integral/dp/B00YSYE2GM/?ie=UTF8&qid=1465125929&sr=8-16

>>54928717
Translation: "how can we reflect properly on ourselves when we have warped worldviews?"

>>54920228
Karlie Kloss Human/Alien hybrid status confirmed.

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>>54928754

>>54926207
Not him, but you can omit closing tags for <html> and <body>.

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>>54928820

>>54928877
I'll have what he's smoking.

>>54925840
You make it seem like only Microsoft write shit code when in reality 90% of the code in any mainstream program is going to have some awful bits in it and yes that includes Linux and most FOSS.

>>54928754
Does Micro Center still sell CD copies of freewares?

>>54928923
Linux's a helluva drug

>>54928992
The difference with open source is it's easily fixed. In a company you can be fired for "wasting time on fixing code"

>>54929053
very true but that is a different problem entirely. I have worked at several companies who had regular "feature holidays" to focus on refactoring and fixing known issues. Of course not every company is like that, I have no idea if MS is.

>>54929105
>I have no idea if MS is.
There was a threadcap posted last night from a former MS developer. Apparently they only focus on new features and try to replace broken code with new (also broken) code.

>>54929146
yeah but anyone can post random shit like that. looking at the small amount of open source code MS release the quality is pretty good overall. well designed and documented and bugs are fixed in respectable ways. obviously not to say all their code is like that but considering how well they have done BC on Windows it is going to have a lot of nasty hacks to make sure all those shitty third party apps still run. kind of hard to judge them based on such things desu.

>>54926220
But systemd does not run in kernelspace. Or does it?

>>54929261
I like how terabyte is in caps.

>>54929403
The post is from 2011, a terabyte was more back then.

>>54929432
Really? I'd say 1tb was pretty standard.

>>54929403
That's probably how the geek squad sold it to him

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>>54929477
Funny enough, not even 1TB is enough for me.
Going to need an extra 2TB soon.

>>54929510
I've almost filled up 8 TB and I'm looking to do a data splurge this black Friday and pick up another 6 or 10 TB
I remember when 30 GB was astronomical

>>54930040
what fs do you put on them?

>>54923696
>Those aren't mistakes in HTML, though. It's even recommended to omit head and certain closing tags. You are the only autistic person here.
>It's not garbage, it's perfectly valid HTML, used in the real world.

Jesus fucking christ are you retarded? You're one of those insufferable cunts in my web classes who claim they're writing a 3d engine in raw HTML.

Fucking moron.

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>>54919493
oc coming through

>>54919521
oooooo am aiming for the HEAD

>>54919643
WHY?
WHY ALL THE TIME?

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>>54919643
I am glad she did it. Don't want her son turning into a neckbeard.

>>54930288
>Coffee is my passion
>Nespresso, what else?

Got me.

>>54928992
I didn't said anything about their shit code. I just showed something that is quite funny about ms developers admitting they are morons and have to use shitty hacks to fix their stuff.
Read the whole document you'll see its the unique time they talk about ms code.

>>54930237
TB and TB of porn
I'm a data hoarder afraid of the Internet going down and losing access to faps

>>54930977
Oh shit maybe I should download more loli, since you put it that way.
What if the internet goes down after an apocalypse and I have to fap to the same 100 pictures for the rest of my life?

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>>54919493
Holy shit, she's trying to concatenate strings?

def concatenate_strings(string1,string2)
"#{string1} #{string2}"
end

concatenate_strings("hello", "world")


k.

>>54920697
I seriously hope this isn't real. You got me.

>>54930257
What is this from?

>>54924497
Thanks for posting it. I raged a little before I understood this never happened.

>>54931003
Not only will you be satisfied but then you can sell it to people who didn't do the same for something like $10 a GB

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>>54924943

>>54930288

>Coffee is my passion
>Nespresso

ARRRGH, fuck you anon. This isn't a /ck/ rage thread, I wasn't mentally prepped for that.

>>54929295
Not yet ^(tm). They are trying to move dbus into the kernel, though, as kdbus.

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ebin

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>>54919493

>>54931360
That's brilliant

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I really don't like how they pretend water is the energy source and call it "green" when the reality is it has one shitty permanent non-rechargable battery.

>>54929403
>>54929432
I'm currently upgrading my workstation from 1TB to 1.5TB.

We're talking RAM, right?

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Is this /g/?

>>54932321
Kek

>>54932394
Why is he doing that in the corridor?

>>54932366
Holy shit the person that wrote that deserves a damn reward

>>54932302
Wait, what? Are you serious? Can they really get away with that? I figure that should be illegal, false marketing and whatnot.

>>54932404
Because chad and his friends were using all the tables.

>>54931360
is this the new loss?

>>54932404
he has an IEP that allows him extra free periods and gives him leave to spend his free time anywhere on the campus.

this is likely because the "constraints" of a study hall or simply an empty classroom or cafeteria trigger his autism and he throws fits

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fucking glorious thread

I never understood the fascination that /g/ has for this "kode with karlie" thing. Yes, I understand that her programs are dumb but programmers aren't the target audience for this stuff. It's just PR for a scholarship program. Besides, do people really expect a fashion model to be good at programming?

>>54919521
Great show.

>>54932417
Is this meant to trigger /g/?

>>54919493

That doesn't make me rage. Sometimes I do the cd ../../../ shit cause well I forget where I am

I mean people don't know about pushd and popd but I don't hate.

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Posting this old gem

>>54932527
They are either underaged or very socially inept. These threads are all dull and stupid.

>>54932569
this made me chuckle i am saving this. lol

>>54932321
these are some god damn fucking degenerates.

>>54932629
For what womenfolk do, is there any perceivable difference between 20 megabits and a gigabit? She must have also enjoyed getting out. I wouldn't bother with someone I don't like for fast Internet in 2015. That means he's probably at least 0 to her, which is better than most neckbeards who can't last a couple hours without going negative.

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>>54932873
>not having a trap waifu
Why are you here?

>>54932597
I need the webm of this.

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>>54932499
I can't believe someone still thinks he was in that thread.

>>54919493
I just started using CLI

What's wrong with this exactly?

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>>54931360

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>>54932967
Unfortunately, I didn't save it. Maybe someone else did.

>>54932967
>>54932597
Me too

>>54932597

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>>54933194
>>54933126
enjoy your wanking

>>54933345
Someone should do a facerig of masturbating to this facerig.

>/g/ doesn't realize that people use social networks for signaling and status games instead of content until code is involved
top kek. retards, all of you.

>>54933345
Hell no

>>54932698
>>54932569
stallman's head is photoshopped in the left pic

>>54919493
>A fat16 Partition Labeled "DO NOT FORMAT".

>>54933538
no shit

>>54933538
Lol stay delusional

megaman

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>>54931360

>>54925159
Fuck off /pol/nigger, you killed our savior

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>>54922297

>>54924497
my big sister do the same shit
> be me
> install deep freeze
the end

>>54930436
fuck you

>>54933797
The kids at my school loved Deep Freeze because they could fuck around with stuff and delete Windows without consequence, while still keeping games and emulators in thawspace. And any problem could be fixed with a reboot and it didn't get progressively slower. Why have I seen redditors complaining about Deep Freeze?

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>>54933345

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>>54925159

>>54934177
Kill yourself

>>54932597
>>54932967
Kek

>>54919493
In the comments
> "She needs to join our start up"
> "Invite her'

>>54934305
No (You)

>>54919493
The bottle of snake oil upsets me more than anything else there. Why can't people just eat whole plant foods instead of engineered products?

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>>54930257
oops, shouldn't've commited that

>>54929510
Stop downloading all your JAV porn, anon

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static webm

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>>54934676
Nigga it doesn't work that way

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>>54933636

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>>54924497
I'm done, I'm so fucking done right now

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>>54934791

>>54928754
wtf people pay for this..
reviews are a good laugh though

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>>54934942

>>54934985
Before ubiquitous broadband, when Slackware was still relevant, it wasn't uncommon to buy a GNU/Linux bistro in a box like you would Windows.

>>54935021
Why would I buy a bistro? I live in New York, there are bistros everywhere.

>>54935021
Or even CD-Rs in paper cases from a third party.

>>54935040
I bought a bistro in yurop because it was cheaper than paying every time I needed to use a toilet.

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>>54934730
i was just showing a random static webm i have. i just spam clicked in my pictures folder(all my images are static webm's now).

degenerate, kill yourself.

>>54935191
>kill yourself
no

>>54922368
I'd be friends with this autist

>>54935238
NO need, He would maybe injure one person with his katana before getting shot.

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>>54935252
>implying he wouldn't harness his euphoria and autism powers to make mince meat out of the school

>>54935191
your an genius :^)

>>54934950
Wouldn't it short the graphics card?

>>54935395
No

>>54935395
Probably, but you can prevent that by putting some aluminium foil between the food and the GPU

>>54932302
Raged so hard.

It wasn't:
>an osmotic power kit, a fun and interesting way to teach physics and green energy!

It wasn't
>an aluminium--air battery kit, a fun and interesting way to teach chemistry and energy science!

It's just a fucking lie, a shit way to teach anything to anyone. They might as well just have had a built-in button-cell battery and some salt water to short a circuit.

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>>54935495
Look how green I am! :)

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PC I built in 2007.

>>54920660
thanks

>>54935608
Nice liquid cooling.

>>54935608
The GPU had plagued capacitors. All the big ones blew.

>>54934517
Always triple check before committing.

>>54921552
I still don't believe it. It sounds so fucked up. Too fucked up to be true.

>>54934517
I've done this too many times at work. Now I always comment such lines with

//do not submit

, and have a presubmit to catch it.

>>54921448
More like this?

>>54922368
this man is my hero

>>54937258
Do kids still say that?

https://geekdad.com/2016/06/dell-ruined-alienware/

>buys a high en gaming pc
>"you need a high end dedicated graphics card for web development"
>tries to show off that it can get up to a whole whopping 32MB, yes MB
>denies clients since he couldn't do his work, spouse has same model, but he doesn't use it

>>54937418
>knowingly has criticality 1 components in workflow with no disaster recovery plan
Do people actually work this way?

>>54932321

Fucking americans

>>54937461
Only web developers.

>>54919643
delet this

>>54937570
>web developers

https://css-tricks.com/tales-of-a-non-unicorn-a-story-about-the-trouble-with-job-titles-and-descriptions/

>>54935585
is that watercooling?

>>54937707
It's for entertaining aquatic pets.

>>54925826

loo ? false : poo()

>>54932413
There are a couple of lines that he could have done better

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>>54937959
Fucking gamers.

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>>54938016
BRRRRRRRRRRRT

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>>54938018
mwtb;dltr

>>54938018

a part of me hopes that in some military installation, somewhere, there's a desktop with a "military grade" mobo in it

>>54932569

>alive
>dead

>>54920717
I use zsh but i've never enjoyed that feature, what if a folder is named the same as a command? like wht if you have a folder named screenfetch, what does it do?

>>54920923

>using screenfetch

What does that have to do with screenshot taking?

>>54938065
Chair force personnel probably have some in their dorms.

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>>54925840
This is a shitty lie. I've seen the Windows 2000 source code and read many articles about it. It's modular (to an extent) and the code is very efficient in many areas, way better than the shitty Linux source code which is half baked Unix with shitty system's solutions. Gnu\Linux people just couldn't stand the fact that Windows was more functional and better programmed than they led people to believe.

>Linux devs

 
#define list_for_each "shitty macro"

#define O_CREAT 0x000001 // Cause one more letter is too much to type
#define O_DIRECTORY 0x000002 // don't use with O_CREAT cause there's a bug that can easily be fixed with an if but nobody cares enough

// Name: file shitty open file descriptor function
int fsofdf(wchar_t path, int flags) {
    int fd = 0;
    
    // Convulted
    // Muh freedom
    // Say were Unix even though a lot of the code doesn't follow Unix standards
    // SystemDick reliance code

   return fd; 
}

That's why I hate both Microsoft and Gnu\Linux users, they're both retarded and delusional. I mean come on people look at the Linux source code daily and don't even notice its shit, it's like fanboy tunnel vision.

>>54938277

>Say were Unix
>GNU
>GNU's Not Unix

>>54938333
You're either fucking stupid or new if you don't know about the "GNU\Linux" meme.

>>54938333
> hurr durr GNU isn't Unix
> hurr durr im a new fag

Go look into any Linux related /g/ thread to see why your counter was as autistic as you.

>>54938171
I think he meant snipping tool

>>54937418
>Because of the sheer amount of email addresses that are necessary to do the type of work I do, I haven’t been able to use email for months without having multiple browsers open. As a result, most email accounts haven’t been checked in nearly three months.
Lel.
>How do I check multiple emails without GAYMING PC? What? Email clients? This is 2016, I need to open multiple browsers!

>>54938581
Why is he grasping for excuses to quit?

>>54938711
Maybe he wants some sort of compensation from Dell for all those "thousands of dollars" he lost? Maybe he is a fuck up, who don't know what he is doing and now needs an excuse to drop a bunch of remote contracts? Maybe he is just insane. There are many possibilities.

I looked up this guy and he is doing "web developing" using wordpress for $40/h. Also sells ready to go wordpress sites with standard templates, bunch of plug-ins and some customisation for a meager $500 each. Had surprisingly many clients too. Holy shit, I wish I lived in first world and could just charge people that much for my work ;_;
>>54938784

>>54933081
it's #KODING, you fukken SCRUB

>>54919493
cd all day

>kumming with karlie

>>54937685

damn i felt like I was a shitty ass programmer after struggling through my first year in CC but even I can write that "program". Is this actually a challenge for people in the industry?

>>54940070

It's a challenge for people who are EXCLUSIVELY front-end, and think that <script> tags are only used to make animations with jQuery.

>>54932321
When I was in High School one of my friends made a presentation about what is lolicon, how normal and common it is to be attracted to lolis and how does it decrease pedophilia rate.

>>54940346
That's not how paraphilias work. Wanking to something repeatedly will make one want it more.

>>54924497
THIS TRIGGERED ME RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54940410
It's not like he was serious about it. He made up all the data, and the research about lolicon was directed by Hideo Kojima and Onimusha Nagasaki.
Teacher still believed him and gave him highest mark for controversial topic and passion.

>>54920697
>if (a > b && b < a)

holy shit