Chink shit general

First for bump

>>54881182

>>54883530
>no news

What does everyone think about that $100 Windows/Android Chuwi Hi8 tablet everyone keeps shilling on /g/? Specs look really decent except for the camera.

>>54883645
People are shilling Hi10, not Hi8.
Hi8 has some issues with battery and bios or something.

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>>54883657
>battery and bios
>implying you'll ever need either of those things

>>54883657
This one's twice as expensive but specs do look good. Oh well.

Can you recommend any good windows tablet for ~$100 or am I SoL? Desktop windows not that mobile gay os shit microsoft shitted out.

>>54883703
No tablets have used Windows RT for years, that went out of style with Windows 8 being phased out

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>tfw pretty much all the shit you ordered on Gaybeast a week ago went on sale or is lower in price now and you basically got chinked out of $4-5

>>54883530
has anybody tried buying a cheap gsm modem for SMS only? How many sms can you send a second?

>>54883621
>>54882534

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Should I get black and yellow, white and orange, or yellow and black James donkey

Pretty impressed with the kz ed9

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I fell for the meme. That russian guy convinced me.

>>54883794
fuck off

A couple threads ago the OP had advice for canucks, it was either "Use Singapore Post for fast shipping" or "Don't Use Singapore Post, Use X instead for fast shipping"

I've forgotten what it was though help pls

Damn man the Mini M8s is by far the most comfy chink purchase I've made yet. This is all I need connected to my TV anymore. It flies too, never any lag on anything.

>>54884110
It was sing post that was piss slow afaik

On a related note, mexibros: hk post is piss slow too, sinotrans is God tier and singpost is normal

>>54884045
do u like dicks?

>>54884110
Don't use singpost slow as can be for cucknucks

>>54883960
I'm skeptic to buy pistons from Ali because of all the fakes.

Yes i can get a refund and all but still, waiting 45 days to get a fake is awful.

>>54884110
use everything except singapore post.

>>54884136
fuck off

>>54884143
Just don't buy from shitty little stores that have lower than usual pricing or gigantic sales

I want to sprinkle some of that on top of my weed desu

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>>54884164
thanks for your contribution

>>54884143
The store seems ok.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/In-stock-Original-Xiaomi-Piston-Air-In-Ear-Earphone-3-5mm-Capsule-Earbuds-With-Mic-Remote/32666453659.html

>>54884119
Yeah same for me

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I need a reliable car usb phone charger. I don't trust the super cheap ones. Any recommendations? Just need something basic.

>>54884229
ugh, nice tits but her face. what a train wreck. she even has those 'wii eyes' that point downwards

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHgEq3rmesC_v3HVLSokIkQ/videos

>>54884261
this channel is so fucked

>>54884261
BPD is written all over her face lmao

>>54884119
How's emulation on it? PSP, DC?

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Is it a good idea to buy Shipping Insurance on GayBeast or is that another scam?

>>54884506
eh, I only used it on a big order over $300 just in case. if it gets stuck in customs or lost then they send it out again.

>>54884364
Haven't tried either yet, but N64 runs flawlessly

Hey goys

I have a relative who designs the "as seen on TV" toys and gizmos. He works extensively with the chink factory people, and he knows the ins and outs of how much they make on a product/how much it costs to make. And stuff like that.

so ask me any questions about chink factory secrets or what have you. I know a bit.


btw there is a high chance that the packaging of your chink (excluding large electronics) shit cost more than the product.
Those piston earbud things? Yeah the fancy packaging most likely cost more than the earbuds themselves

>>54883621
>no news
>entirely unrelated OP pic
>Chinese Shopping General

looks like the cancer is back

Post some interesting cheap gadgets.

E.g.: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-NEW-3-5-Inch-Handheld-Console-Game-Support-for-PSP-Games-with-Android-System-Wi/32603033039.html

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Very satisfied with performance and battery life, especially for the price.

Got to put it on the charger now because we're going out tonight though.

Gg, fell for the xiaomeme and I'm loving it

>>54884564
How ridiculous is the markup for consumer electronics here in America when compared to the cost to make it?

>>54884567
>bitching about the op
You seem pretty cancerous yourself too.

>>54884624
For most chinky chink stuff, about 400%.

You'll see 250-300% thrown around a lot, but that's an extremely conservative number. When it comes down to it, factoring in corruption and the "magic powers" of the chink currency, it's really 400+%.

There are very few exceptions to this number.

>>54884683
How difficult would it be to directly purchase from a factory if I want 5000 cables and how likely is it that they'll mix in some faulty ones to increase profit?

>>54884613

why is your battery percentage on the right side of the battery? Mine is on the left side

>>54884832
Idk. I'm still using the malware rom it shipped with, that might have something to do with it.

>>54884840

how much free ram you got after a clean?

Hey /csg/!

Any idea how I can consolidate all the goods into one shipment that I bought from different sellers from AliExpress?
I mean it would cut the customs cost here instead of the goods arriving at different times.

DX.com has this option I don't know why AliExpress does not have it.

>>54884857
1.5-1.7GB

>>54884831
Would not be difficult in the slightest.
Money is money.


As for faulty items - if they say that there is a 1/1000 failure rate, and you buy 5000 of them, you can be sure as fuck that there are exactly 5 ded items in the shipment.

Often. manufacturers will literally have a "low quality" production line and a "high quality" production line in the same factory.

The actual cost difference between the two, for the chinks, is very small.

But some buyers want the "hugh quality," and some are fine with "low quality."

The biggest Jews are the Chinese, I tell ya

>>54884879

Just use gearbest.

My order arrived in 9 days flat

>>54884899
Can I do this online? I know someone(not very well) who travels to shenzen every year for a couple of weeks for his business. He sells cables and cases and shit.

>>54884930
The Chinese looove high volume orders
It's cheaper for the Chinese companies to ship a pallet of stuff than for them to pay someone to package lots of little boxes.
A .5% bulk discount is worth it when they save 0.75%....

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It's children day over at gearbest! This is perfect for you guys, I know you love your little children's toys and games.

http://www.gearbest.com/m-promotion-active-231.htm

>>54884999
Assembly line changeover, re-tooling and parts swapping takes a long time, comparatively, too.

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>>54885020
60% all dragon dildos

>>54884564
Is that the reason why lots of electronics from China in ebay are sold without the package? Also is really any difference between branded stuff and the chink that we buy from.this threads of everything is made in China anyway?

Programmable led strip recommendations?

>>54884229
Pls help

>>54885221
Fucking go to walmart then and find one you braindead retard

>>54884229
Xiaomi, Anker, or Aukey.

>>54885221
Check the sticky next time. If you checked, you'd know that orico and tronsmart make some.

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My fake $3 Xiaomi Piston 3 from ebay has arrived and a EVOD e-cigarette kit.

I don't have any e-liquid but I will order some menthol liquid now.

>>54884564

what are some factories and distributors that are reliable? how do you find them, is there a directory or listing?

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i go to gearbest to alleviate my depression not make it worse

Someone has any idea for a wireless controller for gamecube emulation ?

>>54885642
Spending money to become happier is a dangerous path, man

>>54885617
What country do you live in, if you don't mind me asking?

>>54885617
I have more pics to show. It's so fake. There's gaps in the strain relief, ear tips don't feel the same as Gearbest's Piston 3, the sound quality is fake. I have to measure it on my Vibrato Veritas / StarTech USB sound card. I don't know how it works yet. I couldn't be bothered spending time plugging it in yet.

>>54885718
I do mind. My country has bad rep in 4chan for some reason. I don't feel comfortable giving it.

>>54885738
This isn't /pol/ or /int/ you know, relax dude

>>54885738
Acutally, I won't be uploading it here. Just see on Miui forums or something. It would be autistic to describe it here.

>>54885738
Relax Pajeet, we're not going to start saying that phrase.

>>54883530
How do I verify it isn't just a Jewish grannie?

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American posters gonna be mad when they see no new/related pic/Chinese shopping/same amount of relevant discussion as usual

Anyone have any experience buying lcd displays? Want to buy one to fix my little brothers 3ds, maybe a shark to go with it and hack it for him

>>54885770
They smell different, trust me. The children have a stronger, more savoury smell.

nexus 7 replacement, long battery life, dope screen, under $120, go

>>54885702
at least he's not spending it on meth.

go ahead and buy the chink products.

>>54885796
gentoophone

>>54885796
xiaomi mi pad

>>54883645
I like the tablet in terms of specs but i would settle for a more reliable brand. Definately.

Been having a bunch of charging problems with mine and i've managed to make it charge for now when plugged into a more reliable QC 2.0 wallcharger but i'm still kinda on the edge since that tablet has broken ( don't ask me how ) the original charger.

Perhaps go for Teclast? Anyhoo, just google the tablet for common problems before ordering it.

>>54885821
can't find the mipad 1 anywhere for a reasonable price. any place i seen that had it, it was the same price as the mipad 2. mipad 2 is garbage and expensive af

>>54885884
>Definately

>>54883685
That has got to be at least 120 Courics.

>>54885813
Its not like they are expensive anyway

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>>54883879
is this the new memouse ?


actually, what is the difference multitasking-wise with xiaomi.eu roms ?

>>54886035
I get around 2GB ram free on Xiaomi.eu whereas on global stable stock I get around 1.5-1.7GB ram free, Xiaomi.eu seems to be debloated and a bit faster, that's all as far as I know, oh and they have root in the weeklies.

>>54883879
where do i buy one?

>>54884626
The name is literally wrong

>>54886069
>>54886035
>not using cyanogenmod

>>54885772
Expect shitty displays for popular devices. I picked the cheapest iPhone 4 replacement display for a family member and it has the worst viewing angles I've seen in my life. Pay extra for OEM quality if you want guaranteed quality.

>>54885067
My uneducated guess is that the packaging is done at another factory and some employees at the primary factory run a ghost shift without upper management knowing. So they have a batch of "unofficial" product and no way to package them. So they sell them out the "back door".

http://phoneradar.com/xiaomi-redmi-3a-snapdragon-435-soc-4100mah-battery-launch-soon/#axzz4ARQ4gj6X

>>54886104

CM is in alpha for the RNP3 and is stable but uses the provided Xiaomi kernel for the Mi5. There's no real benefit to using them until they're properly stable.

>>54886069
>around 2GB ram free on Xiaomi.eu
nice, so it would be around 1gb on my phone

thx for the info

>>54884143

All my stuff I've purchased from 1 or 2 crown sellers and it's all verified as legit. Wouldn't hesitate to purchase from them again.

My Pistons verified as said above and they are deadset the most comforable IEMs I've ever used. Highly recommended, and I can't see why the new models would be any different.

Any suggestions for a chink multimeter that is not going to fry me?

>>54883645
>>54883703
I'll sell you my Hi8 pro. I bought it a couple months back and used it for like four days before getting bored of it. Been sitting in its box since then.

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ree?

ree :(

>>54886603
Dont blame the chinks, all planes now refuse li-ion batteries.

>>54886603
where do you live?

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>>54886628
I bought a 12V battery that came by sweden post. It took 2 months to get here, presumably because it came by land then boat, but I wouldn't mind as long as I got it, it's for a long term project anyway.
>>54886634
Ireland

Just remembered I bought this too. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............

>>54886098
Is it?
Why do you care?

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just got tracking updated on my Laos Post package from aliexpress. it's actually a fast shipping service with good tracking, if it isn't fake. I'll keep you updated when it arrives.

Does anyone know about these "card phones"?

http://s.aliexpress.com/vAVJZ3UJ

Would it work on European GSM networks?

I need a backup dumb phone and can't decide between this or something like the Nokia 105.

>>54886603
Have you looked up onlineshops in your country. Because I was nearly pulling the trigger on some samsung 18650 on Ali. But I looked them up online and they are 50 cents cheaper than the online shop in my country. And I don't have to wait 10 years to get them.

>>54886778
just get one of those 10$ nokias, if they are still around.

Have any of you ever tried bargaining with an Ali seller?

There's no offer option as Ebay has.

>>54886807
they might do it if you order more or less than is listed, or do a deal on a bulk order or one with multiple items.

If any write fags are around what pens do you recommend?

My pens keep going missing - either my boss picks it up by mistake and ends up in his stash or clients knick them - and I'd like a stash of decent pens.

I'm a shitty writer, preferably something a bit chunkier and with a rubberized grip if possible. Also would be nice to be compatible with Parker refills in a pinch.

>>54886797
Eh, the reason I wanted that one is because they'd already wired it up and shrink wrapped it with a battery protection board built in. I'd need 18 cells and I can't be fucked doing all that spot welding and soldering.

Looks like I'm going to go with a li-poly from hobbyking instead.

I'd like to build up a list/guide of how good each postal carrier is. please reply to this post with your experiences of the delivery time and tracking of carriers along with the country you ordered to. thanks <3

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>>54886848
REEEEEEEEEEE

How the fuck are you supposed to get batteries now without getting jewed? Fucking hell.

meme tshirt on ali

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Free-shipping-Men-s-T-shirt-sharks-personality-pattern-in-summer-Adolescent-s-leisure-O-Neck/1209587_1793433060.html

>>54886963
just find a dodgy aliexpress seller. or order in smaller quantities. message the seller before buying. most are happy to help you smuggle stuff over the border.

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Guangzhou airport sure have a lot of terminals

>>54887002
China post tracking is shit-tier most of the time, although occasionally it's good and gives you the flight numbers. the registered airmail with letters at the beginning and end better than the small parcel post.

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>>54887002

>>54887019
is better*
Jesus

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>>54886888
Sing a poor, Hung Kong, Chink Post (aka sellers' basic free option on Aliexpress) to Hungary:

Minimum time: 10 days.
Maximum time: 56 days.
Never had a lost package.

1-2 years ago it was usual that the seller either gave no tracking number or put in a fake one. Nowadays it's 85% tracked until the package arrived in the destination country.

Never tried any other option (DHL, etc.) because I think the whole waiting is just part of the whole chinkyorder experience I got so addicted with.

CAPTCHA: POSTE éage

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>>54887155
how do the carriers compare with each other? I've always found China post to be variable (shortest time 4 days and longest time 2.5 months but usually arriving in 2-3 weeks) and Singapore to be shitty (usually over a month to the UK but I've heard it's alright in the USA).

What was that good microphone that was posted in one of these?

Are there any good condenser/shotgun microphones?

>>54887282
BM 800

>>54887264
You might as well have said 'Show you autism'.

>>54886846
Bic 100 a pack pens. Surprisingly good for writing, incredibly cheap

>>54887264
>jogginghose

every cheap pair of those ive bought the fabric turns horrible in about a week.

>>54886347
Fluke 17b+
Fluke produced in China for the chinese market thus pretty close to a "real" Fluke for 1/3 the price

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>>54887305
Anything equivalent in a shotgun housing?

Pic related

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For some reason the Chinese sent the package for free with DHL, so I had to deal with the Bulgarian customs, but otherwise the package arrived in a week so I'm happy.

>>54887329
Wtf those cost like 100 dollars on alie. Im going for the 10 dollar level. Well I suppose I have to deal a bit with getting fried.

>>54887267
I don't really know, never kept track of those separately.

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>>54887364
And this is what I got 4 GPS vehicle trackers for my fleet, I've been using these for 3 years now and they work pretty damn well (saved a Van from a gypsy), tho they tend to drain the battery of the vehicle.

>>54887336
I have seen some on YouTube. They sound like crap desu, just get a Rode or something like that, its worth it

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>>54887475
Package includes the tracker, wires, antennae, remote control, manual in chinglish and software.

>>54887404
get the unit 136b
http://www.eevblog.com/forum/testgear/review-uni-t-ut136b-tired-of-the-multimeter-snobs-a-very-nice-budget-meter!/

>>54887495
Got the Rode Stereo Video Mic Pro already.. not sure why they dont use the BM-800 capsule in a shotgun tube if it's so good.. maybe that can be a home project.. reassemble into a 3D printed shotgun tube.

>>54887404
It usually pays off not to cheap out on tools,
but if you really want a cheap one
>>54887524
is correct the uni-t 136b is not too bad,
but please don't use it on mains power

>>54887508
That's some Breaking Bad James Bond shit senpai.
Can you take pics of it installed?

Also link pls.

>>54887475
i have a few of those ones
they're not that great, really basic TK-102 protocol trackers

- configured via SMS
- usb connector on them which isn't usb
- can't be set to send coordinates on angle change or distance delta, only a static timer

they work, but there's nothing special about them

>>54887541
Because you actually have to apply some denoise filter as the raw audio from the bm800 has a hiss, but after removing that the sound quality it's quite good for 30dlls mic. I also have a Rode mic, the mono version of the Videomic Pro. Cheap chink shotguns sound like crap compared to our master race mics

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Mi Band 2 worth it? I don't even lift

>>54887577
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/GPS-SMS-GSM-GPRS-4-Band-Auto-Car-Tracker-Locator-With-Remote-Control-Alarm-SD-SIM/32648340070.html

>>54887583
I run a rent a car business, so all I need to know is where the car is and if it leaves the borders and for that they are perfect.

>>54884879
> I don't know why AliExpress does not have it.

ali works like ebay stores, you're buying stuff from multiple sellers, not from the same company.

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>shipped by "air"
That is one slow airplane

>>54887596
BM800 sounded pretty good on youtube when the reviewer was using phantom power though.

>>54887652
Air is the name of the ship dummy. That's why it says shipped and planed.

>>54884879
If you buy form one shop/seller, you can probably ask them to ship the goods in one package.

>>54887626
Sauce?

>>54884909
The more i see ppl shill for gaybeast the more i hate it.

>>54887658
I have seem some bm800 connected to external recorders and the audio has some hiss on it but after removing it, the quality still is good enough. I'm thinking to get one as soon as I can

>>54887695
>$2 off $100 coupon has been deposited in your AliExpress account

>>54887652
They use zeppelins

>>54887695
Then you're a retard for denying yourself a useful tool just because other people use it.

>>54887626
Wait for the prices to drop, mi band 2 costs 23$ in china, these chink stores are just jewing is atm.

Package is already at the 'depot' for four days. How long does it take to ship? ffs...

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>tfw 3 packages I made last 2 days were shipped in about 12-15 hours after purcharse

>>54887870
Mine too. Gearbest ships quite fast for me

t: gearbest shill

>>54883530
A new comfy tech review exists at
https://youtu.be/r38NkeUB_Rs

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>100 springbars for $1.53
I'm never going to need more springbars

>>54887909
thanks for the based short reviews anon, no homo, no shill

>>54887918
How many watches do you have that you'd need that many?

>>54887937
I've got 3 watches, where those 22mm springbars will fit. I'm never going to need 100 springbars, though. I just like having a few extra.

I just lost a springbar a while ago (it just jumped away and completely disappeared), so I checked the prices on Ali, and saw that I could get 100 for $1.53, so why not?

Are there any good, small USB cameras? I'm trying to turn my RPi into a cheap 2D barcode scanner.

rn3pro got 7.3.5.0 OTA global stable, performance improvements

>>54888063
i can think of an usb endoscope, dunno if the megapixels would be enough tho

>>54887264
That's so German in a good way

>>54888063
Any webcam will suffice
There are also cheap RPi add-on cameras

>2016-05-31 13:00:00 Arrival at export hub
>2016-05-31 00:01:00 Item is ready for transport
>2016-05-30 06:29:56 Item is announced / bpost received the information

Just put it on the plain already..

>>54887680
(C87) [Condiment wa Hachibunme (Maeshima Ryou)] Happiness experience 2 (HappinessCharge Precure!)

http://exhentai.org/s/a802b81982/775032-15

>>54888144
plane, wtf.. have to get some sleep

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>>54887918
Nice! Speaking about $1.50 stuff. I got some fake Casio's on the way. I'm not sure if they have logos on them. I also ordered a real one from Singapore.

In /g/'s archives one anon reports they get +/- 20 secs per day on his fake. So I won two on ebay the same day and bidded again the next day and won another one. A real one is +/- 30 secs per month.

Here's a link on the real one I ordered http://www.ebay.com/itm/142009068913
The fakes, just search "Steel Digital Watch" on ebay.

>>54888156
I am missing some context required to understand the last page.

So my chink VR just came in, time to start a fire in my eyes

Decent MP3 player that's nicer than a Ruizu x02?

my 13.50$ drone just came in today, order day 26.05. so that's nice
>it's so much fucking fun

>>54888317
Cowon S9.

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Arrived today.

>>54883091
I have not used it at all, that's the thing. It's brand new from gearbest

>>54883879
black and yellow. But most of it being black and only a part yellow. It's also the cheapest.

>>54886079
AliExpress

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is AliExpress trustworthy?
Had to enter my card information

>>54888431
>I had to pay for something on a shopping site.

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>>54888378
[this post was removed due to violation of EU law]

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How the fuck does tracking work in gearbest?

I have 2 shipments with priority shipping and afaik that includes tracking number.

Sky56 doesn't give me anything.

>>54887264
Hey anon
könntest du deine Tabelle mal reinstellen?
Ich denke, dass es vielen hier enorm helfen könnte
Danke im Voraus

>>54888464
Got this one too. Pretty good tho, but this 8bitdo is glory hole. Finally can play GameCubes.

>>54888431
nah they'll hack wall street using your card info

>>54888472
It doesn't they send it whenever they want

>>54888431
No, might as well cancel it now, or you will have to play for some poor chinks house.

>>54887937
Buying 100 usually costs the same as trying to buy a single one or 10

>>54884536
Wait really? My package got stuck at customs (because they marked a 60$ package as 15$), can I ask Gaybest to send the stuff again?

>>54883530
Where can i buy this?

>>54887870
>>54887908
i have a bridge to ship you two

>>54888201
I have a bunch of those... Bought them from several sellers on Aliexpress, and they all have the casio logo...
...and yes, they aren't as accurate as the original ones... but hey, I payed them 1€ each

>>54883530

I just received Xiaomi yeelight bulb ( the new rgbw version ) .
Tis tad pricey but it's pretty bitchin and controls via fon are quite nice and responsive.
Will post pics later

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>>54888943
1

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>>54888954

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just got my £20 mech keyboard, and it's not bad, no back light, and it's gold rather than the listed silver, but this has to be the cheapest new mechanical keyboard.

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>>54888965

>>54888965
>>54888954
>>54888943
kek

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>>54888979
oh boy

>>54888979
hahahahah do they actually check that shit?

>>54888378
chink link? looks like those nespro80 controllers

is it BT?

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>>54889006
Singapore's customs are strict

>>54888701
Please respond.

>>54888965
>he doesn't know that the chinks put 5mw on all more powerful lasers to make them go past customs.

>>54889028
either customs will get hold of you to pay the relevant taxes or duties, or they will return it, and in the worst case customs will destroy it.

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People buy these tiny ass controllers?
Why?

Beautiful Gift New Mini Wireless Bluetooth Gamepad Game Gaming Joystick Controller For VR IOS PC Free Shipping May12
http://s.aliexpress.com/7nEfMR7N
(from AliExpress Android)

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should i take the risk on this badboy

>>54889059
Yeah customs already got in touch with me but I was hoping I could get GB to send me the stuff again so I at least get double the stuff since I will have to pay extra to get it actually sent to me anyway.

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Does this mean I'm not chinked?

>>54888977
It actually looks pretty nice, link?

>>54888977
Do you have a link?

>>54889074
try here where i got my £20 one
took just under a week from china to the UK
http://stores.ebay.co.uk/xtrememicro/

>>54889086
you'd have to wait for a response or wait 60 days as gearbest would more than likely charge you twice and they are within their rights to do so.

>>54889100
It's legit

>>54889019
Do you live in Singapore? I can't believe they actually tested the laser pointer. That must've cost a bit.

>>54889061
People also play with on screen controls. People are weird.

>>54889134
testing a laser pointer takes 1 second if you have the equipment to do it.

I would like to find an cheap mSATA SSD, i would like the size to be 60-120 gb. i really dont want to spend alot.

>>54889100
Is that "1" including or not including your current check?

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REVIEW 1/2

BAMBOO TOWEL FROM ALIEXPRESS

This item was shipped by China Post and took 20 days to arrive to the UK. The towel itself feels really nice, very soft and absorbent. It's quite thin but that means it dries quicker. Much softer than a cotton towel and the perfect size for your face and hands. The design isn't great but it's not bad either. It didn't smell much when it arrived but I washed it anyway before using. I don't know how this towel will hold up over time but it feels quite sturdy and is cheap enough to replace often. I don't like to keep towels for too long anyway as they tend to lose softness. Overall, I would recommend this towel and rate it 8/10.

LINK: http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32613906382.html

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>>54889134
Yeah this is a place with strict gun laws (can't even own air soft/paintball) and death penalty for possession of drugs. It's called 'fine city' for a reason

>>54889173
>/g/ - Bath towels

>>54889173
Did you order some sim ejector pins while you were at it

>>54889167
+1 for this request

>>54889167
look on ebay for used or drives which have been taken out of new machines.
either than or look for a M.2 drive and a mSATA adaptor.

>>54888317
Ruizu x05

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>>54889173

REVIEW 2/2

GOOGLE CARDBOARD FROM ALIEXPRESS

Pretty good. The same as any other Google Cardboard from China, only cheaper. Arrived to the UK in 14 days by China Post. Not great quality, but neither are the rest of the Chinese ones. It was $0.70 when I bought it, however now it costs $0.95 due to the $0.25 shipping charge they've added. Unfortunately, the Moto G doesn't support VR because the gyro is shitty. I've given it to my friend. Overall, 7/10 if your phone supports it. If you haven't got one already, you may as well buy it for this price.

LINK: http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32648336472.html

>>54889013
It's FC30 Pro
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/8BITDO-FC30-PRO-Wireless-Bluetooth-Controller-Dual-Classic-Joystick-For-iOS-Android-Gamepad-PC-Mac-Linux/810222_32376399970.html

>>54888472
Click on the name of the shipping Company in your orders

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>>54889260
>Touch controls

>>54889197
It's too small to use as a bath towel, I got it as a face towel.
>>54889200
Nice meme.

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Oh shit, got my chinky dinky mail, just over a week.

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>>54889380
Oh boy.

>>54889380
where do u live? also open it

>>54889380
>>54889397
I'm from Norway

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>>54889173
Reviews look legit.

>>54889423
Oy vey

Imagine if chinks and jews racemixed...

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>>54889380
>>54889396
I just set up the tablet after I had opened the packages, sorry for potato picture but my room just isn't that friendly taking photos.

>>54889450
>sakamoto
Acceptable waifu pick.

>>54889237
thx for the info

>>54889288
>not using it as a bidet towel

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So, I'm looking for a good and decently priced Chink mouse to replace my currently dying EC2.
Currently leaning towards a Chink Deathadder 3G, but who knows, you guys might surprise me.

>>54889168
how the fuck would he have had a "1" before verifying the power bank you retarded cuck?

>>54888977
Thanks for the link, dude

>>54889495
The chink scanned it?

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>>54888491
Es ist nicht wirklich schwer. Wenn du Fragen hast, stell sie einfach. Bin selbst nicht so der Excel-Pro.
Hatte mich von einen andere Anon inspirieren lassen, bildrelatiert.
Excel Tabelle Vorlage: http://www113.zippyshare.com/v/YKE9HHRJ/file.html

>>54889423
O Y V E Y
Y
V
E
Y

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>The final design: screw deleted, Australian calfskin, crocodile texture
What did they mean by this?

>>54883530
Definitely not a bag of dirt.
Wait.
>Totes Judekind
Nvm it's a jew

>>54889561
"screw deleted" presumably means the screws are hidden

>>54889511
if the chink or anyone else scanned it, wouldn't it show '2' for the guy?

Something tells me you're high, anon.

>>54884110
Canuck who started that discussion in the previous thread here.

My singpost shipment came in exactly 1 month from when it "despached to overseas". Overall it was nearly 5 weeks from the day it shipped.

>>54889561
looks like a knock off vertu.

>>54889583
Can you read? I asked if the message includes the current query in the number.

It would make sense if the first scan said "this code has no been queried before" and omitted the "if you have no previously queried the code blah blah" part.

>>54883530

Nice one retard, I had to use the catalog to find out this was the /csg/ thread.

If you're lazy don't fucking take it on your hands to start a new thread.

Thinking about getting those meme KingDian SSD and put a lonix distro on it.

Just one question, can I acess all the media files that are in my HDD in lonix or do I have to partition it? Thinking about buying another HDD then because I fucking hate partitioning and shit.

>>54889690
Do you not have access to google?

>>54889690
I assume you're asking if linux can read windows' filesystem.
The answer to that question is yes.

>>54889716
OH jeesus im DISCUSSING/ASKING SOMETHING in a INTERNET FORUM, god mercy.

>>54889719
thx mayne

>>54889061
because if you're out and about yiou don't want/need to bring a full size controller with you. a small one fits easily in a bag without bringing extra weight

fyi a lot of people spend a lot of time outside at work/school/socialising. i know it's weird right

>>54889690
If you find partitioning to be a pain then multidrive is the way to go.

>>54889637
You should be using it anyway, and searching for csg, but you're right it's a whack op, but the usual guy was a bit slow a few times so it's in a bit of disarray

>>54887742
>10 Goodboy points and a 5% off MSRP coupon have been deposited into your Gearbest account

has someone bought this phone?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-UMI-ROME-5-5-Android-5-1-Smartphone-MT6753-Octa-core-1-3GHz-RAM-3GB/32570064202.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_401_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_6&btsid=67d0e828-44a9-4a25-9162-c706249c1045

the thing i want to know best did it keep working good?

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cant wait for it
herb vape from ali

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Sup /g/
Just got my iWork 10 ultimate in the mail.

Some first impressions perhaps?

The good
Solid build quality
Rather clean windows and android, especially android.

The ok
Installing the shark went easy, but I don't feel comfortable whether it's actually hold in place or not. It works fine in windows though.
Screen protector has a couple bubbles, but none on the screen. Neat.

The bad
Keyboard feels really flimsy.
I can exactly feel where the processor's at. That's not a good thing in my book.
Retarded cpu usage with waterfox, how is 42% when not using okay?
Display driver likes to crash every now and then.

The ?
Chinese video's on my desktop demonstrating accessories and how to boot into android.
Like neat, but I can't understand shit nor am I retarded.
Keyboard does not automatically go away after typing in windows. Minor annoyance but not cube's fault.

Overall, impressions are good, but stock windows has some issues.

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>>54885020
>In childhood we cannot go back to the good times
>In childhood your friend will always be by your side
Chinks got me feeling abstract feels

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>can anyone recommend me the chink cheap version of the gopro?

I just want a small camera that is the same. Doesnt need wifi shit, just a small decent camera that can be mounted using the same gopro mounts

thanks anons

>>54890007
Eken H9

>>54890007
I recall somebody linked a 4k one. I'm playing games I can't find it.

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>>54887695
Gearbest are known for giving a shit ton of goodgoy points for positive critique and they never post reviews of people giving negative reviews on the product, if there are 0 reviews on an item you know the product is shit, but they try to hide it.

Also look at how they treat customers who pre-order something:

http://www.timothycastleman.com/my-frustrating-gearbest-paypal-experience/

http://techtablets.com/forum/topic/dont-use-gearbest-and-if-you-have-to-read-this/

I bought something that supposendly the site said was "in stock" turns out however it didnt get shipped in 1 week, I asked why and the support lady says "not in stock please wait", I asked "why do you charge people and sell stuff that are not in stock?" the reponse: "its a hot product, please understand".

Also feels like half their support ladies dont even know fucking english, they use some chink translation program and give you automated responses, Ive had the same responses sent to me by 3 different people, it was like talking to a fucking robot and nothing gets done fast.

Sometimes they send it with a tracking code that leads you to a chink tracking site and all tracking in this site is fake, I compared with my friend who also ordered and it totally was automated messages, we got the exact same dates and times on the tracking. They dont mark the order as gift even when you tell them 3 times.

Sure they maybe have the "cheapest" price, usually 1-2 dollars lower than the others, but they charge for tracking/warranty/insurency and other shit that other stores already offer for free so essentially they sell for the same price or even higher for the same service.

Before calling me a "shill" Ive been ordering from gearbest, banggood, ali, fasttech and other chinese sites but the most frustration ive had have been with gearbest. You can maybe to a small order and be fine from the site but overall Gearbest is full of chinkery and jewery.

>>54890007
here
http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_264071.html

>>54889945
>Chinese video's on my desktop demonstrating accessories and how to boot into android.

please upload it: https://pomf.is

>>54890044
>>54890016
>>54890015

Thank you! Ill have a look

This is a long shot but has anyone bought an external USB 3.0 Blu-Ray drive?

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>>54890007
Xiaomi Yi Cam or a LEGIT SJCAM (pretty much all of them are decent. I had an M10 and it's gucci)

Other ones are probably garbage with no firmware updates.

webm related from my m10. original quality much better.

>>54890059
https://u.pomf.is/heahpd.mp4
The rest is over 100MB, need to downscale them first.

>>54890015


http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_234672.html#customer_review

half price! looks decent too.
Nothing wrong with this one? ^

do you own one?

>>54890231

well, fuck. its out of stock.

>>54890229
oh well thats dissapointing, thought it would be a chink girl knowing about tech and reading from a script or some other fun chinkery.

>>54890059
And here are the other two.
https://u.pomf.is/zhtexp.webm
https://u.pomf.is/xfawde.webm
Appears it's probably about upgrading windows 10, not demonstrating anything. Just guessed from a quick glance at a video. How wrong I was.

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The Chinese understand what I require from a poster printing service.

>>54890231
yes, it's my first one, so I find it very cool!
nothing pro, just to have fun

>>54890303
Could've told you beforehand it was mundane.

>>54890340
awesome, thanks for the advice.

ill get one soon!

>>54888472
I got the same problem. It's PostNL but doesnt work anywhere. Not their site, Track17, Sky56, etc

>>54890007
Get the Xiaomi Yi
http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_153557.html

>>54890389
overpriced and comes with zero accessories

>>54890366
np
you can find them on aliexpress, they sell them bundled with sd cards or additional batteries

>>54890389
Can agree, this is a quality camera.

How long are packages normally in ISC New York?

The last package that was there was there for only 2 days. But a recent package of mine has been there since May 31st.

>>54890389

holy shit that thing can do 240 fps?

Does it actually work?

>>54890389
Are these sharp enough to get plates?

Thoughts on the Chuwi Vi10 Ultimate? I'm looking for the cheapest windows tablet with USB ports and this one popped up

>>54890423
I believe so. My photographer friend has recommended it. She uses it to record and for burst action shots.

>>54890389
Are these "action cams" only for filming doing high speed shit?

Or are they pretty ok cameras/video recorders as well?

>>54890488
>Eken H9
>>54890423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrCyG_zr0g

looks quite good.

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Hey /csg/, Comfy Tech Reviews here, I’ve made three video reviews today so I thought some of you might want to take a look.

Update on my review of the Warwolf Semi-Mechanical Keyboard (it’s shit and I got chinked):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r38NkeUB_Rs

DO YOU REALLY NEED PHANTOM POWER FOR BM-800? I put it to the test with two solutions and compared to the in-built mic on a Logitech C920:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlkiN62XsXE

And finally I joined you all in the Mixza 64gb shark card meme, I went in-depth on my review here since a few of you have been saying shark cards are defective lately:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koeUIGR84hk

I’m having someone post this for me on my behalf because mods banned me for being too much of a shill. I’ll be back in about 16 hours shitposting and blowing rent money on chink shit.
Cheers!

>>54890403
>overpriced
It's a quality cam that's cheaper than a gopro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybp5I9ow3I

As for accessories they're like $6.64 for a 60M Diving waterproof case and $20 for a complete CP-GPK04 Universal Action Accessory Kit.

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>>54890534
What was the stated reason for the ban?

>>54890534
>chink'd

>>54890604
probably a referral link

>>54890534
what the fuck is your accent, why are you talking in pounds sterling?

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>>54890534

>>54890654
Scottish.

>>54890623
He only posted a video review yesterday (that was actually worth watching) and there was no such thing as any referral links to be found >>54876522 there was one butthurt faggot that probably reported him >>54876575

eken H9 vs Xiaomi Yi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQKlnBVLuOQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrxwjGOVQWo


>eken
comes with accessories
120 fps at 720p
wifi
has back viewing screen

>xiaomi
no accessories
240 fps at 480p
wifi
no screen, difficult to tell if recording (relies on a single small LED)

Has anyone got anything to add?

>>54887626
i have the first one, and while the step tracking is kinda crap (maybe because i dont really walk further than 100m. A bumpy ride on the bus can count more than an hour biking) it looks and feels nice, the battery lasts for almost two months, vibrating on calls/notifications is customizable and works even if you leave your phone and work in the kitchen. Surprisingly, vibrating before an alarm rings is enough to wake me up and unlike the steptracking, sleeptracking is pretty precise even if you spend an hour reading in the bed before sleep

>>54890692
really, really weird accent senpai. you sound like you've spent half your life in america.

Has anyone here chinked the chinks with a dispute? Claimed that the product doesn't work when it does and got the money back?

>>54890697
Sjcam trumps both. Xiaomi has better hardware and probably better build quality. You also quoted the highest FPS and associated res for some reason, doesn't make much sense

>>54890848

fuck off jamal. This shit is cheap enough as it is without you jewing the poor chinaman.

>>54889518
Was ist days mein neger?

>>54890848
Doing that is definitely possible but is frowned upon here.

>>54890870

To me it is relevant, I would be interested in knowing what the highest FPS the camera is, along with at what quality that highest FPS is.

Maybe I need to write it out better. Ill look at the sjcam

>>54890403
Accessories lol if eken needs to bundle accessories you know the sensor and overall quality will be trash

Just go with sjcam or xiaomi and stop shilling eken

>>54888977
FUCKING LINK

>>54885117
Not sure what you want exactly, but check the neopixels. You can find them on Ali as ws2812 in different formats. I ordered a few to control with an esp8266 running micropython.

>>54890928
What's the camera for? 240fps is useless you have nothing that can display that

>>54890328
Link?

>>54890962
it's for slowmo

>>54890930
whatever m8
I'm cheap as fuck, so I was glad to save those 20€ on the camera and 20€ on a water proof case and mounts

>>54890963
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Custom-Customize-Movie-Silk-Wall-Poster-78x32-60x24-inch-Boy-Room-Develop-Photos-Prints-Gift/522721_2027432837.html

Not actually ordered anything from them yet so can't attest for them being any good.

>>54890962
Ah ok I understand what you're talking about now, like the other anon said, high fps equates to the quality of slow motion. This is why I was also reffering to the quality of the picture at this particular fps

>>54891075
Thanks

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New thread here
>>54891148
>>54891148
>>54891148
>>54891148
>>54891148

>>54890917
But I wanna hear the experiences

>>54891167
I have chinked them many times LOL

>>54890828
American popular media does that in a way, I assume. I'm from europe and I have a somewhat americanized accent.

>>54886079
I found that one on eBay for a lot more the the others I'd say look for it on aliE

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>>54890534
top kek that shark video

>>54890697
As stated several times the Xiaomi Yi is just "okay" but there are better options.

>>54890848
If you're a nigger, go ahead otherwise, don't be a fucking nigger.