What chink site do you usually buy your chink shit from? Let's find out using this poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10378858
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
>News
• Collage of Sharkfeet sufferers >>54875499
• In case you missed it the JJRC H22 quadcopter is currently back on sale for $13.50 >>54871917
• Anon tests out the Geek app (a chink shit store with very dubious flash drives, also a shady app in general) purchases a poster for €4 shipped >>54862762 >>54862989
• Anon posts a pic taken with his Xiaomi Yi strapped to a Syma X8C quadcopter >>54862938
• Anon got his Redmeme Note 3 Pro from DHL almost overnight >>54863184 >>54863225 >>54863315
• Anon posts his $10 Chink RayBan aviator shades >>54863773 >>54864062
• Anon got a bike computer off Gearbest >>54868998
• Xiaomi Mi Band 2 is going up for pre-order on several places, retails for $23 in China expect a mark-up >>54871341
• Anon buys three dollar shades >>54871867 >>54871897 >>54871920 >>54872051
• Anon posts a review of his RUIZU X02 >>54872431
• Anon gets asked to provide Gearbest with personal feedback and invites him in their "reward" program >>54872490
• Anon bought the Xiaomi Square Bluetooth speaker off Gearbest >>54873066 is happy with the sound and bass >>54873196
• Anon ordered a fake PS3 Controller, the sticks are frigid and complained about this to the seller. Seller sent him a free pair >>54873288
• Anon has a Shark shrine >>54873793
• Anon posts his chinkshit bought through 2014-2016 >>54874858
• Anon gets yelled at by his mom for making a video review >>54875801
Previous thread >>54871225
First for sharkfoot
Second for sharkfoot
>tfw no sharkfoot yet
Fuck you, gearbest
>tfw when your latest review didnt make it to the OP
>>54876083
Bought this
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/KW-USB-3-0-Micro-SD-SD-Card-Reader-Max-Support-512GB-SDXC/32551016842.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_401_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_2&btsid=8a851153-6797-4229-a395-387447f465bd
for reading my sharks.
Got around:
80-90 mb/s read speed
40-50 write speed
However it seems to be erratic at times. I was copying some isos for backup and it was around 20 mb/s. The isos were around 4 GB each and the format was in exfat, not fat32.
Weird.
holy fuck why is it so hard to get a proper fit in ear with rock zircons? I have to fiddle with them for half a minute after inserting them
>>54876097
>>54876144
>>54876198
Happy now?
>>54876233
I will post pics of the results later.
I also bought some 2.0A power adapters and I guess I will post results of those later, but currently I am at college. Although I gotta say I am a bit surprised about the results.
>>54876083
Some updates
• Xiaomi Mi Band 2 is going up for pre-order in several places >>54872925 actually retails for $23 in China so a mark-up's expected >>54871341
• Anon tests out the Geek app (a chink shit store with very dubious flash drives >>54861467 also a shady app in general) purchases a poster for €4 shipped >>54862989 >>54862970
• Anon posts a review of his RUIZU X02 >>54872431 another RUIZU owner has a differing than the anon that posted the review >>54872566
>>54876232
I'm sorry which one was that?
• Awful review anon hamhands a USB vacuum >>54875649
>>54876264
That's better than mine, thank you :3
>>54876274
>>54876332
>bugfix
>bugfix
>>54876332
>>54876345
Thanks. The white space was bothering my OCD. haha. I tried to upload in the last thread, but the image size was too large (4.10mb) Used gimp to drop the quality down to 90%.
>>54875969
Reposting here
>>54876385
TaoBao perhaps
>>54876274
>tfw no communist chinese rabbit gf
>>54876332
>fanning the flames of youtube reviewers' attention whoring by giving their shitty reviews the oxygen of publicity
The item arrived in my country from China in less than two weeks, so it's been here for significantly longer. Why is Canada such a joke? What the fuck does this even mean?
>>54876441
Awful review anon is absolutely harmless
https://youtu.be/HlwvxpohQ9g
This guy claims that the new Pistons are awesome
actually, what is the difference multitasking-wise with xiaomi.eu roms ?
btw, why is the option about backup with google account disabled by default ? and stays disabled after enabling.
>>54876450
>leaf
>>54876473
>Cheeky Breeky has them before me
I dig his Mitu shirt though, so what are his thoughts on those Xiaomi Air/Capsule besides awesome?
>>54876476
I keep seeing a weird looking car sitting in a driveway.
>>54876467
Seconded. Best thing I've watched all day.
Comfy Reviews anon, couldn't resist being absolute /csg/ cancer:
https://youtu.be/t4laGZvLfD0
I've got hay fever so I splutter on my words a bit, I'm sure anons in here will let me know I sound a bubbling autist.
An interesting note, on this video I used a BM-800 with the 5v adapter it comes with so let me know if it sounds any better or worse than my webcam mic I used in previous cancerous content.
>>54876450
sky56 is a FAKE tracking site, my power bank has been in "transfer of customs" for almost 2 fucking months.
Still havent recieved it, I probably will not get it, Gearbest put the deadline on June 14th if I dont recieve it I get a refund and extra goodboy points. I compared my tracking with a friend that also had to use sky56 and we had exactly as much days of the order processing.
Just another fucking chinkery chink shit of chink land story
>>54876473
>Shows his QR code to everyone in HD.
If everyone scans it too many times it will say it's not genuine anymore.
Ha ha ha ha ha, I did it, the absolute mad man.
I been away from /csg/ for nearly 10 days, as any anons already got their Xiaomi Mi Max?
>>54876509
>>54876467
you imbeciles encourage video reviews and this
>>54876522
is what happens
>>54876562
>Color: gold
gay
>>54876505
Well I'm not exactly Russian, but just slavic. I know a few Russian words and he said some great things about them. I'm sure there are Russian anaons here who'll give us more details.
>>54876476
>>54876476
I'm also interested in xiaomi.eu features
>>54876575
Awful reviews anon is a bumbling oaf that stumbles through his video reviews (and life too probably) and besides there's nothing wrong with anon's making video reviews for /csg/, stop being autistic.
>>54876598
Fuck you nigga, it was the cheapest, and this is /csg/ after all.
>>54876629
still gay
>>54876629
the gold and white electronics are for women anon.
those are feminine colors, like pastels. Sorry anon
>>54876476
What seller are these from?
>>54876657
>>54876648
Fuck you niggas, don't give me buyer remorse, don't be bullies!
How can Mi Band 2 cost fucking 40$!?!??!
It costs 23$ in China, all these sites was fucking jewery all along.
FUCK CHINA, WALL NOW.
>>54876657
Maybe anon is secure in himself and his sexuality and doesn't care about the colour of his telecommunications device?
>>54876664
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/2135075
got pic from seller, waiting for mine to arrive
>>54876615
:)
>>54876680
China already has a wall. It sucked dick since the mongols came anyway.
>>54876673
You did good by the looks of things it's an absolute beast of a phone
>>54876673
>buyer remorse
why? it'll look gay but specs wise is solid as fuck
>>54876648
Leave him alone. It's not as bad as it seems.
>>54876687
Or maybe hes a faggot.
>>54876723
>>54876712
>>54876673
But it still looks gay. You are gay.
10000mAh name brand power bank from chinks
or
20000mAh off-name power bank from local retailer
?
Same price for both.
>>54876657
>not liking gold colored stuff
goy detected.
>>54876748
>>54876743
>>54876723
>>54876657
>>54876648
>>54876598
This site is 18+, please stop posting and go back to lurking until you come of age.
>>54876762
10k
>>54876762
Is the 20000mAh one really 20000mAh and not 200mAh?
>>54876771
Stop being gay then.
>>54876762
I can assure you that the "20,000mAh" one is actually 2,500mAh-5,000mAh.
>>54876771
did you get triggered
New mini Xiaomi phone rumored
>SD820
>4.3"
>720P
>13MP camera
>3GB RAM
>32GB Storage
>275$
Seriously niggas, whats wrong with gold? I don't see how it means it's a girly phone.
>>54876780
>>54876795
That's what it says. Of course there's no way of knowing but the question is, will it be worse than 10k?
The off-brand one seems to be of Polish origin.
>>54876802
>SD820
>4.3"
YES
>275$
FUG
>>54876802
>>4.3"
Lol.
>>54876815
Get a job fag
>>54876538
> sky56 is a FAKE tracking site, my power bank has been in "transfer of customs" for almost 2 fucking months.
Are you 100% sure?
>>54876824
thanks you too
>>54876815
275 is fugin cheap for sd820
>>54876802
>>54876815
http://www.phonearena.com/news/Rumors-of-a-4.3-inch-Xiaomi-smartphone-with-Snapdragon-820-CPU-show-up-next-to-a-fake-photo_id79752
>>54876805
Nothing just faggots are projecting their own insecurities over someone buying a white phone
>>54876815
Get an iPhone SE if you want a tiny faggot phone.
>>54876815
Do you seriously can't afford $275 USD on a pocket devices that brings the world knowledge to your palm? what are you a slave?
>>54876802
Now manlets can finally own a Xiaomi phone
>>54876801
>>54876783
Nobody over the age of 18 says products are "gay" constantly as if people are supposed to care what colour their phone is, call people faggots all you want, I don't care, but shouting GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY sixteen million times in one thread is obnoxious and indicates you're probably a little kid or a full-blown manchild.
>>54876862
Your post screams "gay"
>>54876826
>>54876538
Transfer of customs literally means it is in your country somewhere under a new carrier. The carrier changes when it reaches your country anon...
>>54876538
>>54876826
The tracking is fake but the packages are real.
A while ago I had 3 packages from gearbest that were trackable on that site and I received them all but the tracking info was obviously auto generated (for the 3 packages the events had the exact same time between them).
I'm in canada and it took me 2-2.5 months to receive those packages though.
>>54876862
>Being this triggered
stop being gay anon
>>54876522
does it play FLAC?
My shark was untouched for around month, and no corruption on files.
>>54876522
nice review anon.. sounds pretty good.. did you just use the bm-800 on its own or with any other equipment?
>>54876882
wondering why it is taking more than 1 month for this new carrier to send it to my post office. Has never happened with a normal tracking site.
>>54876900
das it mayne, no more gearbest for me.
>>54876522
also how long is the battery life?
>>54876929
Gearbest tracking is never fake
>>54876902
Yup, it plays most audio formats. I should have shown the list in the review but I didn't want to spend too long talking about a simple mp3 player.
>>54876922
I used it with the shitty 5v external sound card it comes with, nothing else. Just wanted to see how it sounds once rendered and downsampled through youtube. I'll be hooking it up direct to an audio interface in the next few days so it should lose a lot of the hissing and background noise
>>54876934
80 listening hours on a full charge
>>54876929
Low priority mail can take about a month. It also depends on location. If the mail goes to NY and you live in cali, it is going to take forever.
>>54876233
I can't explain that bug on CrystalDiskMark, but ~25MB/s is correct speed for 64gb sharks.
>>54876993
I had instances when it would hit 50 mb/s on smaller files and the only time it went below 30 mb/s was when I was copying those isos. I will post results later.
how do i make an account on alieexpress?
when i click on: "create your account"
it doesn't do anything
it's not even a link
>>54876920
Sharks are pretty good, or at least mine is, or maybe it's going to die soon who knows.
I've been using a 128gb shark as internal storage on my phone with the adoptable storage feature since February because that's the only way to have the contents of both my phone and mSD card encrypted in the same volume.
It has been written/read with encrypted content on a daily basis, used as a flash drive and bootable drive with DriveDroid and still going strong, this is a pretty tough shark.
>>54877028
turn off adblock, try a different browser
>>54877028
disable adblock
>>54877097
Yes, sharks are an excellent cards for that price. Only place where I wouldn't use shark is embedded devices (like Raspberry Pi) due lower 4k speeds.
>>54876657
>gold is for women
>>54876901
shut the fuck you child.
>>54875923
What stand did you buy anon. Can you provide a link maybe?
>>54877257
then stop being gay anon
Why are you so trigged?
>vape mod i want to buy is 20€ cheaper on gearbest than on amazon
should I do it
>>54877287
yes
>>54877261
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/NB-35-Professional-Adjustable-Metal-Suspension-Scissor-Arm-Microphone-Stand-Holder-for-Mounting-on-PC-Laptop/32429556071.html this would work fine, mic stands aren't complicated
>>54877287
become a vape vendor? hell yes
>>54877281
i'm not triggered you little faggot i'm just mature enough to not call people gay all the time.
>>54877218
Everyone knows that anything other than gray is bad.
>>54877316
>still responding
>not triggered
>>54877316
But you sound mad though
gay faggot
>>54876802
>4.3
>720p
What
Are the 936 clone irons actually any good? They seem to sell in the $30 price range on average, and that's around the same price a legit used 936 costs.
Post you're chink shit.
>Superlux 668B with velour pads.
>BM-800 with SOMAKE sound card
>Motospeed Inflictor mech keyboard
>Anker 8200MPI (memes per inch) laser mouse
>50W chink shit bluetooth speaker made from an old skirting board.
>Not pictured, meme phone I took the picture with.
And the worst part is, I'm not even poor.
>3g redmi 3 pro finally shipped
>in a few short days I can escape the hell of having a phone with less than a gig of ram and about 500mb of free space not dedicated to the OS and bloatware
My phone lagged typing that out btw
>>54877362
bigclive and dave jones have reviewed them and they are ok.
Recommend an USB3.0 good enough to power an external HDD
Aliexpress shipped my shit and one day, I'm surprised. Gaybeast is still processing; what are Bang Ding Ow and company doing all this time?
>tfw gaybest is shilling it's vapes on a local vaping forum
>>54877378
How's the Bowel Movement 5000 work with that USB card?
Are mouth fedora accessories poisonous on aliexpress? An ileaf 100w and nautilus aspire are around $54 total and I'm tempted.
Any recs on good vape setups around ~30 USD?
They all seem to be ripoffs of more popular vape but none of these chinky pseudo brand names mean much to me
>>54877391
I've seen those reviews, but I'm trying to decide what would be better at that price.
>>54877507
>not getting the innokin cool fire 4 + isub v for 50 dollaridoos on gaybeast
>>54876802
Why not another snapdragon 650 phone? Don't they realize their market?
Yes or no. It's got bluetooth.
>>54877597
nobody in their market uses phones smaller than 5.5" either
>>54877620
hole is probably 1" wide kek
>>54877597
explain the mi5 then?
>>54877637
Should be fine for him.
>>54877522
HOW IS THAT BODYSUIT ALLOWED?
>>54877620
it looks super small.
>tfw the headphones from gearbest you own just one day don't turn on anymore
>>54876771
>t. insecure bumbuddy with a white and gold iPhone
>>54877481
It just provides it with some kind of gain boost desu.
On board sound card, 100% volume:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wkw7oS83Xi
SOMAKE, automatic gain control, 50% volume
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08ThbCyaQ4F
Same distance both times. Electrical noise may be something plugged in to my PC, or may be the card itself, I'm not sure, but seeing as the integrated also has some noise I'm betting it's my shit tier Thermaltake PSU.
Is anyone getting the mi max it looks really fucking good
>>54877781
An anon did a couple of posts above, he was called a gay for picking gold.
>>54877097
>encrypting your phone
why
why does everyone talk about usb soundcards and shit with the bm-800? can't you just use the line-in port on your computer?
>>54877838
don't want anyone to see my gay porn
Any nice F 91w type watches for my skinny wrist?
>>54877838
I'm gonna wait for the mi max with the snapdragon 652 and 128gb rom/4gb ram
Chinks stink reviews here
>>54877839
It needs 1.21 jigawatts of phantom power to work properly
>>54877620
>balloon
W-wha?
>>54877839
See: >>54877764
While built in sound chips work fine, they don't give enough gain to the BM-800, meaning you'll sound quiet unless you're very close.
With the usb sound card, it gives more gain, you can sit comfortably far away from it and still be heard, and hey it's like two bucks.
>>54877839
It's just one anon spamming his 'le phantom power' meme
>>54877839
I need one because my line-in just gives me static
Anyone recommend a freeview TV aerial from Ali?
Got a small TV upstairs and the cable snapped to the actual aerial and can't be fucked running a new 20m cable up to the roof.
>>54877972
Learn some basic shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UitSHQh4YFs
>>54877988
>>54877924
Less autistic video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U7czr1gR_s
Are the vapes from China any good?
/csg/ I just don't know what chinky shit I should buy. I bought everything I had a use for or I wanted.
I just find myself browsing Ali and gearbest for hours and I just dont know what to buy.
Please help me my addiction is killing me without some orders...
>>54878095
let me put it this way...
have you ever seen a living person with a Chinese douche-flute?
I thought not.
>>54877392
>>54877972
>>54878128
I know that feeling all too well
>>54878128
Get a quadcopter.
>>54878143
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/hee-ho-u-retard/32637708135.html
>>54878134
Your right, wasn't looking to buy one, just curious. More interest in weed vapes, just looking for the right one.
>>54878175
I already have one. I even browse /csg/ just for the seek of new items. Fuck I even bought 8 fucking ceramic knives when the review popped up on /csg/.
Just kill me
>>54876710
>Great Wall
>mongols
You are thinking about Manchus, and they've actually opened the gates for them.
>>54878222
>>54877711
CHINKED
>>54876264
>tfw my monkey in the top left corner got swapped with a shark.
>tfw no shit folder full of reaction pictures on my chinktablet yet.
>>54877711
Anti-gearbest shill detected?
>>54878134
>>54878224
only if they're from good companies like innokin, kangertech and so on
>>54878222
>it's allllll riiiiiiight
>>54876332
Op can you tripfag
>>54878481
Are these vapes cheap?
>>54878549
I have an Innokin MVP 3.0 Pro with iSub G that I got from amazon for 60 euros and it's pretty good so far. Looking at the Innokin Cool Fire 4 TC100 with iSub V tank now cause of temp control and supposedly superior tank. Costs around the same as the MVP on amazon, but it's 20 euros cheaper on gearbest. Don't know how legit it's on gearbest, but I haven't heard any bad words about vapes on gb so far on my local vape forum, where gearbest has a thread where they shill their products
>>54876599
He seemed very excited and hyped after giving them a listen >>54876473 shame I can't understand a fuck of what he's saying. Hoping they get here this week.
>>54878604
>local vape forum
fuck off reddit
>>54878657
>white and gold
>>54878527
I can't, sorry.
>>54878659
I only go on reddit if I google a product and one of the first few reviews are on there.
>>54878424
It also comes in black.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Snoop-Dogg-Dry-Herb-Vaporizer-herbal-vaporizer-DGK-Portable-G-Pro-ecig-KIt/32578923275.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.19.fwBAXs&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_4_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_401_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_2&btsid=f84e121c-8238-47f7-a039-38ba187058fa
What does /g/ think? Pretty cheap, especially if it works good, and the quality is good.
>>54878711
Meant to link >>54878666
>>54876826
>>54876900
i'm in canada too and tracking is usually bs. The thing is it only takes a couple hours to get to the shipment centre...then chinese regulatory takes over. depending on where you live (canada is really bad for this, btw) regulatory can hang on to that package for weeks, even months, once that happens nothing can be done until they decide to release it, once it is released it will only take like 2 days to receive it.
>>54878604
Do you vape with nicotine?
>>54878711
White and gold looks flaccid and droopy. Makes sense I guess.
>>54878675
Can't, or won't?
>>54878736
Yes. Currently using 3mg PULP Cult Line liquids. French-made. Their White Cake is fucking delicious if you like sweet flavors.
>tfw you bought everything and there's nothing left to buy
Think I'll save for a car lads.
>>54878879
A Chinese car?
>>54878757
Won't.
>>54878879
>>54878947
That can be arranged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=favaoBITm8g
>>54878724
The weird thing is that I'm the original guy who started talking about piston air
>>54877384
I have the same problem, we're gonna make it bruh youll see
>>54878762
What effects to you feel with each puff?
>>54878993
good luck getting replacement parts :^)
which ear buds will stay in my ear while running
The last chink shit I bought was a buffaro snes pad. Works really well with my pi.
>>54879042
what do you mean?
>>54878993
I cannot think of a worse decision than buying a Chinese car. Topkek.
>>54878993
>LAND WIND
As opposed to... sky wind?
>2016-06-02 12:15 Your shipment has arrived at the postal operator of the country of destination and will be delivered in the coming days.
>2016-06-02 06:22 Departure to country of destination
!!!
>>54879064
>>54879083
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cute-swedish-twink-free-shipping/32460306325.html
Anyone got this? Wondering about build quality and how many games it supports.
I'm in need of Super Probotector but it costs €125 for a used cardridge here.
>>54879064
A Xiaomi car maybe
>>54878993
>>54879158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mgt0nMovIQ
Can somebody link me the xiaomi Bluetooth speaker with a sd card slot?
>>54879057
Are there any pleasant effects?
So did anybody get their $6.54 Rock Zircons?
I know there were a few people who had to cancel their order, but it seems mine is shipping. The only problem is the seller seems to have given me a fake tracking site (flytexpress.com).
Am I chinked?
>>54879223
Since I'm using a sub-ohm tank, then I get the pleasant feel of vapor filling my lungs. And of course, the flavors are awesome and are in your mouth for a bit. Definitely better than smoking.
woo
So Shark 32gb is slow apparently, any alternatives or is it still the best in 32gb version?
>>54879306
64gb shark
So is this official gearbest sponsored chink shit general?
>>54879299
open that shit up
>>54879317
My device accepts 32gb max.
>>54879329
You must be mistaken, this is the aliexpress sponsored chink shit general
>>54879331
Same was said about the ruizu but it works with 64gb just as well
Is the redmi 3 pro the best for it's price, or did a better chink phone come out in the meantime?
>>54879353
Tested with another 64gb card and it doesn't show up.
>>54879330
woo wee, it is way too small lmao.
>>54879397
What device you using?
>>54879413
Did they send you the wrong size? Or did you forgot to order two sizes up from a chink size?
>>54879413
Post fit
>>54879413
You a grill?
>>54879353
>>54879329
You go to Gearbest for shit which has a high risk of being faked e.g. Xiaomeme powerbanks. It's also worth checking their flash deals for common memes because they frequently go on sale for cheaper than anywhere else.
For most stuff Aliexpress should be the default choice though.
>>54879446
Forgot to order larger... I ordered large and figured it'd fit, but I guess it jusT REALLY fit to my specs.
>>54877904
what usb soundcard?
>>54876083
The 850 evo 250gb is 90 bucks on gearbest. Is it worth getting? Why would I buy that instead of a 50$ amd ssd from amazon?
http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_311493.html
>>54879044
Order them from aliexpress
:^^))
>>54879510
Post hairy ass.
No homo.
>>54879510
Nice camel toe
>>54879519
Gearbest Somake 7.1 the black one.
>>54879523
Because EVOs ain't shit?
>>54879510
are you really gonna wear this outside?
hope you live in Texas
Where is best place for Amerifat to preorder miband2?
>>54879568
>Because EVOs ain't shit?
But what makes them better than the cheap AMD one? Is it faster, more durable?
>>54879239
flyt express isn't fake
>>54879419
Canon Powershot compact camera
How is this shit not cheap as shit?
>>54877522
Have an eGo now, but most things on Ali are like 40+
>>54877637
>tfw I'm wider than trojan magnums
it's fuckin retarded
>>54879510
Holy shit anon, i wanted to keep my sides for today but you made that impossible
>>54879510
Give it to the salvation army, or cut a hole on it for your junk and wear some cute underwear, or nothing at all for absolute freshness.
>>54879575
>hope you live in Texas
not gay enough for us here
>>54879615
wondering the same too
I have a chink cam and all the chink accessories, but can't find a cheap chink gimbal
>>54879510
Holy shit gay ass
>>54879657
It was funny lmao
Just got this, those guys airmailed it, airmail! It got from china to NZ in four days, holy fuck.
Works great, drivers loaded immediately, keys have good weight.
Good small cheap 25 key
Would recommend over korg mini key or whatever their 25 key pita is
>>54879854
is that a mechanical keyboard?
>>54879890
I cant tell if youre shitposting or not, its a midi keyboard
>>54879902
can you change the LED colors?
>>54879931
Can you fuck off to /b/ or reddit or something
>>54879854
how much did it cost desu?`
link?
>>54879944
what color are the switches?
>>54879944
can you play nyan cat?
just got my JJRC H22
How do I know battery is full when charging?
>>54877924
>phantom power is a meme
Fixing a bricked redmeme 3 pro ATM
The chink decided to flash a corrupt recovery partition with his malware ROM.
Trying to root it using some sketchy apk botnet tools.
Will report back when twrp is running!
>>54879397
Try formatting it as fat32
>>54879854
link?
cost?
>>54880051
How are you rooting it if it's bricked?
This is more like you fucking being retarded and making it unusable trying to use stupid methods.
There is an official flash tool to go to stock ROM without root or bootloader unlock. Why are you using the unofficial unlock when an official one exists? Can't run MIUI for a week?
just got my wood phone stand
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Lightweight-Slim-Design-Wooden-Mobile-Phone-Stand-Holder-for-iPhone-6-Plus-for-Samsung-Galaxy-S5/32586067435.html
>>54877904
Is there a cheap chink amplifier with MIDI and 1/4 jacks?
>>54880107
System update, recovery and download mode have been made corrupt
>>54879592
pls answer this I need an SSD but I don't know shit about them
>>54880012
pls respond
>>54880175
I'm sure there's differences if you compared speeds. How much is something you should fucking research yourself seriously why not Google
>>54880107
>official flash tool
Not him, but do you have a link? So many different sites saying different things.
A bag with 100 condoms came for me today. (well, it came in my landlord's window. I only got it a couple of minutes ago)
They're either grey-market or knockoff durex ones.
Either way, I'm not going to be using them.
>>54880175
just buy a kingdian s280 240gb faget
>>54880222
Then I have to ask, why did you buy it?
Some sort of evil prank?
>>54879956
About 50 bucks nz if i recall but i could be very wrong
http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32611966239.html?aff_click_id=b3400527d3b8488ba2ac60e49697341e-1464906550205-02783-iMvzBqj6E&aff_platform=y
>>54880101
It misses some notes when you play 64ths or 32nds but other than that it's great
are cheap chink phones reliable?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-UMI-ROME-5-5-Android-5-1-Smartphone-MT6753-Octa-core-1-3GHz-RAM-3GB/32570064202.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_401_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_6&btsid=67d0e828-44a9-4a25-9162-c706249c1045
for €60
>miband 1s still on its way
>miband 2 announced
boy do I feel stupid or what
These dinky chinkys know how to sell a VR headmount
>>54880240
It was $8 with free shipping.
If I wanted this many for a prank, I know how to do it now.
>>54880270
>3dpd
plebs
>>54880012
>>54880195
When it's fully charged there is a little LED on the USB end of the cable which will glow red.
>>54880208
I don't have a link but it's called miflasher or some shit. It's downloaded from the xiaomi website. Why are you asking here and not the official forums or XDA? All the information is way out in the open.
When I got my RN3P, I immediately flashed global ROM using that tool, requested unlock with the reason "i want root", got it a week later and flashed twrp. You can seriously just go to the forum and sort by number of views to get the thread you need. I don't know how you people find 4chan but can't use the internet.
>>54880196
All I can find are shill articles
>>54880230
wasn't the controller on that one shit?
>>54878879
With my home now filled up with chink shit I no longer have anything to buy so I am saving for a Corvette. Feels good man.
Anyone used any of the VR headsets from gearbest or such for VR porn on your phone? How does it look?
My phone has a 1440x2560 screen and it's 5,8" (it says phones up to 6" so here's to it fitting).
What do you think?
Is there any difference between cheap sellers like this http://www.aliexpress.com/store/2135075 and the ones that are $10-$20 more expensive or is it just marked up?
>>54880267
who cares you'll be fine with the 1s and the chinks are just jewing us at this point.
cost 40$ for us white piggus when the release price is fucking 20$, its absolutely jewery.
Just wait for the prices to drop and people threatening the stores with 1 stars if they dont lower the price.
>>54880527
Either that or buy another one like the i5 one that's the same price as the 1s but does more than miband 2.
>>54880410
>he didn't get the free oneplus loop
Hope it's compatible with my 6p though
why would anyone buy fake condoms from china?
>>54880684
dickcancer
Could anyone recommend a case for the note 3?
>>54880684
Maybe someone has a condom fetish but needs to save a few bucks? Or they want to use an onahole without having to clean up their jizz and want to buy bulk? Or maybe they don't know better and think it's a great deal?
Inb4 chinked
>>54880806
>using an onahole with a condom
>>54880822
why not just buy a mod kit for the same price that isn't from some sketchy chink online?
Why not buy directly from a fucking vape site?
>>54880822
you're not getting a better deal..you know this right?
>>54880857
this desu
>>54880684
They were 7 cents a piece, and if they're counterfeit I'll get my money back.
There's no immediate signs that they're non-legit yet.
>>54880735
http://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Nilkin-Super-Frosted-Shield-Hard-Back-PC-Cover-Case-for-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Phone/334730_32580848753.html
>>54880864
20 euros cheaper than on Amazon. Shipping itself is 10 euros for me on Amazon. Nobody sells Innokin products in my country.
>>54880866
Even so, why would you ever trust budget condoms? That's like buying a "slightly used" fire extinguisher.
>>54880875
With a description like this, how can I possibly say no?
>>54880951
Like seriously, thank you, but what the hell?
>>54880866
Can you not get them for free where you are from?
>>54879677
Well, I wasn't wearing underwear even when I took this pic, and it was fucking uncomfortable; not sexy, uncomfortable as fuck.
>>54881025
Yes, but the only place doing that is in the city and is for the gays.
There's no state-run free-condom dispensaries because they were fully illegal in the 90's and still "may" be illegal.
I buy condoms I plan on using. They're not that expensive.
Ordered this for my redmeme 3 pro, thoughts?
Thinking of also ordering another case in case I don't like this one. My phone is the gold one.
Ultra Thin Rose Gold Plating Crystal Clear Case For Xiaomi Redmi 3 Pro (With Fingerprint) Luxury Soft TPU Back Cover Case
http://s.aliexpress.com/ZjyEFRZJ
(from AliExpress Android)
-----------------------------
And the other ones I'm considering are:
(Gold or Rose Gold)
Case for Xiaomi Redmi 3 Pro 100% iPaky PC+TPU Case with Frame Shockproof Silicone Case cover for Xiaomi Redmi 3 Prime 5.0inch
http://s.aliexpress.com/U7f2emEz
(from AliExpress Android)
(Gold)
Xiaomi Redmi 3 Pro case cover Original Pudini top quality PC hard case back cover for Xiaomi Redmi3 pro 5.0" full edge protector
http://s.aliexpress.com/JrQJrQfq
(from AliExpress Android)
(black)
Fashion Solid Soft TPU Case for Xiaomi Redmi 3 Pro Redmi 3 Prime Protective Phone Cover Shell Brand New
http://s.aliexpress.com/2aaiMnMV
(from AliExpress Android)
>>54876802
Fucking yes please
>>54880857
Not him but care to link to some ? Tempted to buy a vape to try it but don't want to get chinked.
>>54876802
Would have been better with the 650, could have called it the redmi mini.
How's the battery?
Is there a decent/cheap Compact Flash available on these sites?
Looking to get a card for an older camera.
>>54881353
>compact flash
You mighit want to look into one of those CF to SD card adapters.
>>54881270
redmini.
>>54880153
Damn thats nice anon, hows the build quality?
>>54881182
Bump before sage limit
So im hugely dissapointed with this shitty TV Box. Guys DONT BUY THIS.
MIUI TV in the Mi Box 3 Enhanced is a hugely chink bloatware ROM filled with processors running all the time slowing eveything down hard. The bootloader is locked, there is not even a microusb port on it and no global rom is probably ever gonna be created for thism but what does that matter when the box who supposednly should have high performance runs like shit.
Simple NES Retroarch emulators are framedropping, even browsing the XMB menu in retroarch framedrops.
Twitch.tv feels like its chopping all the timewhen streams run in 60FPS.
So how is it with Gearbest and returns, dont they have a 45 days money back guarantee if you are not happy with the product and wanna send it back?
MIBox US/EU got announced with a clean Andoird TV Marshmallow stock ROM, probably wanna get that instead when it comes.
6 Days and counting
>>54881661
6 days until you get to count 6 more and probably 6 more after that
>>54881777
Just for it to ship? ;_;
>>54881803
Yep
is it just me or the XRN3P is cheaper now?
>>54882075
Could be since Mi Max is around the corner
Got one of those USB foot pedals from gaybest. It's a little flimsy but works well. It came with a program to control the keymapping too. probably spyware.
>>54882075
Yes. Looks like it dropped $30 recently.
>>54882176
I bought one of those a while ago. Didn't work the way I wanted, since I wanted to use it as a push to talk key and it couldn't do key down/key up (instead, it would just repeatedly hit the key while it was pressed).
hey /csg/
I checked my gearbest 64GB shark with H2testw and I got bad news. I'll reverify my findings and update you in about an hour.
As for now, the memeshark has some small defect parts, almost not noticeable but still defect.
>>54882262
rip the shark meme
>>54876847
>Get an iPhone SE
>Recommending Applel
Kys
Help me I'm addicted.
I spent about 100€ on chink shit right now.
monkey, ruizu, xiaomi bluetooth speaker, convoy S2+, 4 18650 batteries, cheap sunglasses, battery cover for redmeme note 2, screen protector for redmeme note 2, james donkey mouse, ...
I'm gonna regret this so fucking much.
>>54882230
I use it as a push to talk key for mumble. I set it to F9. Works fine for me.
>>54878147
> cables touching the floor
new thread with news OP?
>>54882486
but all the news is in this thread already
>>54881439
Eh.
>>54882262
So here's the promised update:
Apparently, the memeshark I got has 1 defect sector. That's nothing, about 0.5 KByte of unusable space of 50+GB. Still. The card is defective.
Anons, check your cards and post the results in the /csg/ threads. Download: ftp://ftp.heise.de/pub/ct/ctsi/h2testw_1.4.zipThe media is likely to be defective.
59.4 GByte OK (124760063 sectors)
0.5 KByte DATA LOST (1 sector)
Details:0 KByte overwritten (0 sectors)
0 KByte slightly changed (< 8 bit/sector, 0 sectors)
0.5 KByte corrupted (1 sector)
0 KByte aliased memory (0 sectors)
First error at offset: 0x0000000cdb7a3a28
Expected: 0x9d7f4c2fd6c1f7f1
Found: 0x4ebfa617eb61fbf1
H2testw version 1.3
Reading speed: 18.2 MByte/s
H2testw v1.4
>>54882307
inb4 car accident
>>54882899
well that doesnt mean all sharks are faulty. How long have you been using your meme?
Everyone waiting waiting for a new thread to post but nobody is willing to make one
>>54883530
>>54883530
>>54883530
>>54883530
>>54883530