Technology YLYL

>>52460407
wow fucking kek. You're so funny OP. I couldn't stop laughing.
Keep doing shitty threads like that I really like it.

>>52460407
So, if I fuck them, both will moan at the same time? Interesting.

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>>52460407
top kek

>>52460526
it just mean you can fuck them at the same time if you support multi threading.

>>52460592
>all those expansion cards
>mfw they were all necessary back then
holy shit, nostalgia.

lucky fucks with ITX motherboards nowadays.

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>>52460928
This is a humour thread, not a make me want to kill myself over the fact that people so stupid exist thread, anon.

>>52460883
I lost

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somefeng old from my memefactory

>>52461050
Just because you don't own one pair of matching socks.

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>>52461570

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>>52461570
breaking xorg is just the worst

made me lose my shit twice already, went back to the usual working OSs.

>>52460526
there's shared L3 cache so they're not true twins

>>52461570
/thread

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>>52462444

>>52462444
>shitty marketing
also check em

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>>52462444

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>>52462096
i'm done

>>52462767
I'd buy the shit out of that, but it's missing ganoo/loonics

>>52460407
i chuckled really hard.
am i going to hell?

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>>52460407

>>52460869
lost

>>52463135
Fucking hope so, reddit mongloid.

>>52460407
nice1OP, lawl LMAO

>>52463135
>>>>>>>>>>>/reddit/

>>52463279
I love that this image isn't a shoop

>>52460883
>>52460883

Somebody explain this please; did this guy win something or is this all done by choice? Is this some kind of pro-gaming compound sponsored by Razer or what?

>>52460407
how does this relate to cow2beef.exe?
cut the cow into two, eaten efficiently but digested slowly?
what does it mean

>>52460928
>anusofanigger

>>52460843
>multiple editions of monopoly
that credit card machine was shit as fuck
but it made it harder to cheat so i guess it was ok.

>>52463279

is that linus?

>>52463293
would it actually read the usb?

>>52463981
Nope

>>52460566
Of course a mac user would do that.

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>>52462096

>>52460883
I almost lost.

>>52463981

it did since i saw the screenshot a while ago here

>>52460883
Honestly speaking, despite the obvious brand whore nature that is beyond cringe and the self labeling as a "gamer" the color schemes are great and that would be a 10/10 battlestatiom

>>52464107
>>52463997
>>52463981
It does not actually read because no power over serial


It can be "recognized" in the device manager as that unholy abomination, but it won't mount

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COMMENCING RMS DUMP

>>52460407
They've done porn, right?
I mean I see nudes of them periodically

>>52464064
>This much butthurt

>>52464501
One of them doesn't grind your dick into dead meat.
I wonder which one.

>>52464282
Just postin the complete set. Currently running an FX-8350 actually.

>>52464230

Fucking lost it.

>>52464501
>first one doesn't exist
>second one doesn't exist
>3rd one only takes scrap parts and a shitload of imagination
well

a penny is infinite amount of money more than having nothing, innit?

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posting shit i saved around 3-4 years ago

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>>52464656
kekats

>>52464863
>will it blend

because that's how I needed to spend my evening.

Thanks, anon.

Asshole.

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>>52464936
:^)

>>52464972
But I know that it will blend. They wouldn't upload the video if it didn't blend.

I need to see what it looks like blending.

It should be named "How will it blend?"

I should buy a blender

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tfw lost my original /g/ humor folder :'/

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>>52464656
>"the gnu coreutils"
every time

>>52464129
no they are not nigger, please get some taste

>>52464922

You have the version more complete of this image?

>>52465164
That's not /g/ humor.

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>>52464230
I lost

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>>52461570
>tfw broke my xorg today
>tfw couldnt fix it
>tfw decided to backup and reinstall arch
>tfw the backup didnt save my dotfiles
at least i learned to make a home partition

>>52460566

>buy a desktop Mac
>you can't even show it off at your nearest Starbucks

There's literally no reason for apple desktops to the exist, unless you have a lot of people coming by your loft/home studio.

>>52460592
What's funny about upgrading your Pentium to superior AMD technology?

>>52461570
yeah that's why I quit using linux (besides no games)

>>52462096
I had a Prescott-based Celeron and the overheating destroyed the entire motherboard.

>>52462667
Is that an actual /g/ argument?

>>52462767
just makes me rage about how apple fags are glad their company doesn't listen

>>52464064
No one knows yet if Zen will have thermal issues or not.

>>52464404
Lost, the vacuum nose and buy intel for a free snowboard makes me laugh every time

>>52464685
>gamer food
Lost

>>52463959
lost

>>52461570

I can read it just fine here on my windows 10 gamer rig :^)

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>>52460883
>GAMER

>>52460843
This is god level of tech illiteracy.

>>52460585
What the fuck is going on with that guy in the fronts head?

>>52460869
>not sudo !!

>>52465539
Someone pls explain

>>52463627
Since it's quite obvious you never had a loving mother let me explain it to you, the mother saw her son was obsessed with the computer and when she asked him what his favorite thing was he responded razer. Since she's a stay at home mom with nothing to do but craft and try to relate to her children, she used her spare time instead of drinking and watching daytime soaps to paint and craft posters and shit of her son's favorite brand. Mystery solved. I'm sorry you never had loving parents.

>>52465960
AMD has "more" cores

>>52465988
My mom wasn't a stay-at-home mom, but she still found time to do shit like you described, and cook really awesome food. So your mom was lying through her fucking teeth if she said that she couldn't possibly work and love her family at the same time.

>>52462273
Underrated post.

>>52460526
I need to know how masturbation sessions go with them.

>>52464614
I blew air out of my nose here

>>52460883
>logitech speekers with razer sticker

>>52460883
I bet he has a 750Ti and then complains when games lags

>>52465519
>No one knows yet if Zen will have thermal issues or not.

well we got the memes ready just in case

>>52465960
AMD: moar cores
Intel: hyper thredan

>>52465395
yes, it is, since he tired to delete things from the computer with magnets

>>52460407
Which one of them is in charge of movement? I wonder.

>>52468384
They each control one side of the body.

>>52460585
Wayne barlowe, streets of Dis, nice but /ic/

>>52464972
>FD R4
this meme needs to die

>>52460816
You now remember when motherboards provided their own L2 cache.

>>52468441
lolno

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>>52460407

>>52466286
Nice comeback

Potentially btfo

>>52463135
Let's hope so.

>>52464129
In what fucking world is that 10/10?
>Shit peripherals
>Keyboard tray that will smash your legs
>Shit monitor
>Speaker meme
>Playing wow
>Razer guitar

I would say 0/10 because he doesn't have the Official Razer™® Mouse Bungee™®

>>52465093
>using bloated GNU shit when there is glorious 9base

>>52464064
You know the Intel one is funny because it's old and everyone can laugh at it? Give it a few years if Zen turns out to be shit

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>>52464823

>>52464863
for an image of 2011 this is still painfully accurate

>>52468513
why? it's a nice and silent case

>>52464213
underrated

>>52464922
>Implying SSL 3.0 is secure
This one needs updating. SSL has been deprecated by the IETF as per RFC 7568 due to well known security issues in the protocol. No one should use SSL anymore because it's been too vulnerable for a long time now. Use TLS (preferably 1.2) from now on. https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc7568

>>52462069
>i've never used Linux before and all my knowledge lies with Windows, I'm fucking retarded and too scared to try Linux because I don't want to go back to square one when it comes to knowledge about my OS and I secretly know I'll be too stupid for Linux which frightens me because I am a deeply insecure person

Yeah ok pal

>>52470175
Holy shit, you use Linux?! You must be so smart!

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>>52460883
>life is just a game

>>52462767
I would buy it

>>52460407
Fuck you OP, lost instantly.

>>52470728
even for $1199?

>>52461570
>1 year using Arch
>Update regularly
>Xorg has never fucked up

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>>52462667

>>52464107
PS/2 (or rs232) -> USB dongles aren't real converters. they just work basing on fact that some mouses/keyboards know ps/2 or rs232 protocol and can use it instead of usb.

pendrives obviously don't do that

>>52470776
If I wasn't a poorfag

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>>52470844

>>52470866

Whats scary is I know that isn't a shoop.

>>52464129
spot the owner of the cringe tech

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>>52460883
Good goyim

>>52464614
>male hand holding iphone

>>52464922
>chkd
>no "my feet hurt"
>trashman.jpg

>>52465857
It's impressive to see workarounds like this, some of those are fucking smart.

>>52464404
>vacuum nose

every single time

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>>52464863
Hah, it's amazing looking at this image 5 years later.

>>52464972
>Casio F-91W

I got one of those from my uncle as a kid and I fucking loved it

>>52465539
HOLY SHIT

>>52465031

Man why are cats such assholes?

>>52463165
Cute :)

>>52471833
Cracked me up real bad.

>>52467710
He probably only plays CS:GO so he'll be alright with the 750TI.

>>52462667
I SAVED THIS MEME FROM OBSCURITY DO U UNDERSTAND? I saved it the first time it was posted and ONLY I, ME-ME-ME REPOSTED IT a koppel time here and on /s4s/ and RECENTLY a thread was made which featured this image and im almost SURE IT WAS FROM WHEN I REPOSTED it cause NO ONE saw the perfection, the quality, the SWEET-SPOT of RIGHTEOUSNESS like i did, i KNEW this was great and i helped it SURVIVE UNTO INFINITY, be-LIEVE THAT.

>>52463125
>>52470728
What's preventing other companies from making it?

>>52465031
it's funny cause that's never how it actually happens xD

>>52464501
If Apple made a sex bot, it will have a skrillex haircut.

Microsoft will just be a bimbo.

Linux sex bots will be used in massage parlors or sex parlors, where they have to deal with hundreds of customers per day.

>>52469134
It's literally reddit

>5-10 years old barebones mice that are out of production
>ugly carbon fiber laptops built for durability
>tank-tier keyboards
>a 100$ le class is for men gaming computer case

All except one of these are /g/. The odd one out is reddit

>>52465495
lost

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>>52465495

>>52465495
fucking lost

>>52471780
LMAO SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!
i like funny pictures

>>52464213
what the fuck is this "stallman uses gentoo" meme? gentoo isn't even fsf approved.

>>52460804
lol

>>52460407
Jesus what is sex like with this girl/girls/pair of heads

I mean is it incest? Is it a threesome? Do they both feel good? It'd be weird if one head was enjoying it and the other was making bored faces

>>52462069
God damn Windows users.
>oh noes something broke!
>better just reinstall :^)

>>52464972
Got that ti89 next to me..... I love the shit out of it

>>52473982
Oh fuck

Imagine a simultaneous orgasm.

>>52474185
Imagine one orgasming, screaming into the other's ear and the other is like "fuck this is awkward please just stop"

I posted this on arstechnica
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On an article on the oculus rift pricing and got in trouble for trolling. Yet I didn't get in trouble for trolling the death of Ian Murdock

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>>52474381
>arstechnica

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>>52460407
I know this is not tech related, but are there any porn with people like this? Just for curiosity.

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>>52463959

>>52464064
>Intel fags are butthurt by zen before it even comes out

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>>52463981
>>52463997
>>52464107
>>52464214
>>52463293

>>52464337
toppest of keks

>>52465857
>when all you have is a hammer...

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>>52460843
>why buy an overpriced as shit Apple cable when you can make use of stuff you already have?

Genius.

>>52464714
It bothers me that the screenshot is so poor you can't even tell if he is running a port scan or something at least skiddie

>>52474825
Well, I must complete my work.
http://blog.gimx.fr/serialusb/

>>52476069
would actually work well for a highly customized m-ITX build.

>>52476014
You can kinda tell. Looks like it's just a million repeated gcc compiler errors about unexpected token '('

he literally just tried to compile the same file, got an error, and ran it again for each window.

>>52464823
Thanks. I'm learning this stuff.

>>52464230
lost

>>52474130
they're not allowed in my exams :(

>>52461036
dumb frogposter

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>>52477376

>>52473535
From Media Markt?

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>>52471691

>>52464640
no

>>52472820
AI isn't politically correct nor cucked.

>>52474381
>arsetechnica

>>52464486
> Microsoft
> Gamecube

They aren't even trying

>>52460869

/r/ing the screenshot of the Anon story where boyfriend fails to use sudo with his girlfriend for sex so the incident will be reported

>>52470374
>linus

>>52460407

They share half of the body each, one controlls the left leg one the right and everything in the middle is controlled by both heads so sex is always a threesome (or 2.5 some), they both also have their own boyfriends - it's awkward.

>>52477643
coincidentally i was a sailor

>>52478019
Sauce?

>>52478052

There's a documentary about them.

>>52470866
I actually lol'd.

Like, a good solid 3-4 second laugh. Only thing in this thread that made me more than smile, and it was a graph.

>>52464823
i understand this finally
cisco training has paid off

>>52471780
Man, this takes me back

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>>52471568
Can't really find it I have so many images in one folder that aren't even labeled

>>52476443
Yeah, nah, it's shit. Tiny radiator, tiny whining fan, no airflow over motherboard components... Just use any of the dozens of available top-down blowers.

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>>52478288
I shall continue

>>52462069
It's hard to actually break x anymore. Hell, for ages. You can fuck up your xorg.conf, but "fixing" it is running god damned rm.

Not to sound like the walked uphill both ways to school in the snow guy, but even Arch is Linux on easy mode nowdays.

You kids have no idea

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>>52478351

>>52478424
>tutured
Why the fuck would someone feel more empathy towards a apple product than a human being?

>>52471744

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia,_Finland

>>52478479
because of dumbness

Who remembers the RMS Bot?

http://pastebin.com/Q9VwEMfk

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>>52463702

>>52460804
lost

>>52463870
I believe so.

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>>52465468

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>>52460566
I've done this when my GF needed to go to the library for a while to do work and wanted me to come with her.

>>52460824
Lost

>>52460407
wow tek kek

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>>52478951
>GF

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>>52479090
Don't worry anon, we broke up and my portable setup is much better now.

>>52460592
>maxtor
Fucking lost.

>>52465503
Are you employed?

>>52478951
>tfw 30 year old virgin
>tfw addicted to hentai games

I'll make this entire thread lose

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>>52465170

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>>52479090
>Frog posting

FUCK OFF CASUAL, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52470866
this guy obviously has no biases

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52479218
dude at this point why haven't you saved neet bux up and found some super hot hooker?

>>52479123
Where is the power supply? I see the plug up top but... i can't seem to find what it's plugged into.

Is it some sort of super slim PSU that came with the case or something?

>>52465495
10/10 would save you from the nothing you've become

>>52479375
This, i was super late to join the party. Lost my virginity about a month before my 19th birthday. With the same woman 3 and a half years later. She was also a virgin at the time.

However, if by my 19th birthday i was still a virgin i had plans on getting myself a hooker.

>>52479375
I live in AL. They burn you on a cross for thinking those thoughts.

>>52479405
20 yo virgin here. Should I just an hero?

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>>52479449
Lose your virginity to a onahole.

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>>52479382
It's the silverstone SX500-LG SFX-L PSU.
At the right side. it uses an extension to reach the rear panel which you can sort of see above the CPU cooler.

>>52479519
Ahh i see now, neat. Where does it exhaust the air?

Also, pretty cool setup you got there.

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>>52465495
Legit lost.

>>52478951
Do you still have that keyboard? I've been looking for one, I'd buy it off you.

>>52479593
At the moment the GPU and PSU exhaust their own air, but the CPU's air just kind of sits around.

Still trying to decide what 92mm fan I want for the rear or there'd be one there now.

>>52462169
I like how the golden meme circle is there randomly

>>52479449
>21
>kissless virgin

I've had suicidal thoughts, repeatedly.

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>>52472355
Not him but I had a house fire about a year ago and I had a Fractal R4 case myself and the roof caved in on top of it and fire went right up near it and cloged the dust filters from the chemicals and shit the case was still standing I recovered my hard drives and cpu/ram from it and using it to this day

If it was any other case with flimsy construction it would have probably blown up. I'm using the Fractal Arc Midi R2 case now since I wanted something a little more compact

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>>52470866

Here's one I made. I used to troll /g/ with it when Bulldozer was released.

>>52479702
I don't, but they are nice and still available.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005DKZTMG?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_1&smid=AUZSKV91612HO

>>52479702
stupid nigger it is the most common wireless keyboard ever.

>>52479860
>$40
That's why I was hoping to buy yours. I just want to use it with my steam link, so I don't want to spend that much.

>>52479833
You are me. But to be fair I haven't exactly tried.

>>52479883
I can understand that.

I ended up giving to my brother when I went mech, unfortunately.

>>52479449
>>52479833
Just hire a hooker?

When you have sex, you'll realize it's not that big of a deal. I mean yeah, it's nice and all, but you're not missing out on that much.

Also, me and the GF normally have sex each night, sometimes twice a day unless she's on her period. I still masturbate though.

>>52471833

this isn't a funny joke. This is a "hey I get it so I must be smart" joke.

>>52479933
>When you have sex, you'll realize it's not that big of a deal. I mean yeah, it's nice and all, but you're not missing out on that much.
Only when it's with some random hooker senpai. It's pretty great with the GF. More than great actually.

>>52479123
What's the case?

>>52479519
Case?

>>52479833
Same

>>52479933
>Just hire a hooker?
In a dodgy third world shithole where 90% of hookers are traps (I'm into 2D traps but nearly all 3D traps are absolutely fucking disgusting), charge a SHITLOAD of money if they even look remotely decent, and plenty of people meet up and get mugged by a 6' 300lb nigger who was scamming him from the start?

Also I'm a *massive fucking faggot* who doesn't even want to fuck hookers, I want to fuck the brains out of a girl who's (or thinks she is) in love with me (and vice-versa), then cuddle afterwards while I stroke her hair. Probably just because I'm a kissless virgin idealizing shit, though.

>I still masturbate though
Anon, I peel my salami almost every 2 hours if it's a boring evening, it doesn't hurt but I get worried.

>>52479913
Damn...I have to buy a monitor, build a PC, get a real chair, and possibly a new desk. The Steam Controller is fine for now, I just use the Link for anime anyway.

>>52480037
Maybe i'm missing something then?

I dunno, it was amazing for the first 6 months. Like, really amazing. I didn't even masturbate, or drink i was in such bliss.

After 3 and a half years with the same woman though, it becomes same old. Although, after about a week without when she's on her period, i sure do miss it.

>>52480076
>>52480041
Ncase M1 (v2)

>>52480124
>After 3 and a half years with the same woman though, it becomes same old.
Dunno senpai, maybe you're just not into her enough, or you just need to add something new.

>>52480110
That's cool then, i was kinda the same.

>Also I'm a *massive fucking faggot* who doesn't even want to fuck hookers, I want to fuck the brains out of a girl who's (or thinks she is) in love with me (and vice-versa), then cuddle afterwards while I stroke her hair.

Used to think the same way, don't really care anymore. Only thing stopping me from plowing random whores, is that i still love my GF.

>Anon, I peel my salami almost every 2 hours if it's a boring evening, it doesn't hurt but I get worried.
I used to masturbate until it hurt, then i'd masturbate some more until it stopped hurting because i couldn't feel anything. There'd legit be days, 12 hours i'd be up and most of the day was browsing porn and masturbating while drowning my sorrows in lots and lots of booze.

Wish i could give advice about the whole relationship getting thing, but honestly i think i just got really fucking lucking. Was a girl who i was friends with for many years. Some shit went bad where i was living, she offered for me to live with her. Two days later i was sleeping in her bed.

Also, couldn't get it up my first time. Not really related, but it's something to consider. Never had a problem since then though. Also the whole masturbating a shit ton thing, helped in the end. I can last for fucking ever.

>>52464404
>here's ivy
Lost

>>52480174
I think the problem is my labido is just a lot higher than hers. I'm into all kinds of kinky shit that any normal woman wouldn't even consider. I'd also be pleased to have sex for most of the day, where as she gets sore after about an hour or so.

It's fine though, because i do love her. She'll just never be able to completely satisfy me sexually. Though i doubt i could ever find anyone sane who could.

She's also the only woman i've ever been with, or even met really that i can tolerate being around all the time. We're pretty much never apart unless one of us is working.

>>52476443
You'd think, but sadly not. Plus, the only case it's compatible with is ugly, overpriced and poorly made.

>>52461570
>not using based Antergos
>not having all the power of Arch with the anti-fuckup protections found in other distros
You did this to yourself.

>>52464972
the x61 is really bad now, no reason why anyone should buy it especially for 100 bucks more they can get an x220

>>52480365
it's an infograph from late 2012

>>52462069
>went back to the usual working OSs
Enjoy your buffer overflows because Microsoft decided to hide an API that wasn't protected through KASLR and actually executed shit off the stack because they were too lazy to do a rewrite for 2016.

>>52462667
I don't know why this is so fucking funny, but it is.

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>>52464404
>dat vacuum nose

>>52463279
his face before he smashes it

>>52465539
I like this one

>>52480446
Gonna need some context here

>>52464656
Accurate.

>>52472820
I feel bad for laughing at this

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>>52465988
nice fantasy explanation

>>52465495
LOST

>>52464306
what does

>implying meal is food

Mean

>>52465517
>There's literally no reason for apple desktops to the exist
If you're doing Apple-specific work, then the desktop is a good option. But even then, that's the minority of desktop Mac users. Most of the freelance Mac developers I've met develop on Macbook Pros and have traditional custom rigs for desktop use.

>>52465960
AMD = More cores but little to no true optimization so everything either gets thrown around haphazardly or the entire thing overheats
Intel = Dual core is still a thing but heavy optimization makes it tolerable to use. The more expensive options are excellent to work with.

>>52478238
>dhcp
>cisco proprietary service.

>>52471812
Actual autistic here. Benchmarks are for weebs to stroke their small dicks to. They tell me absolutely nothing about the true viability of technology.

>>52480249
That's so sweet anon. Thanks for warming my day.

>>52471862
I don't get the GTX 970 joke here. Is it because it's expensive?

>>52471886
To be honest, this might be meant for graphics rendering (like for movies, game creation, and hardcore FPGA applications). Those cards easily run $4k-6k a piece.

>>52481146
3.5 meme

>>52481183
>this might be
if you have to question the applications of a compute card then you're blowing smoke out your ass.

>>52479090
>>52479315
>>>/trash/
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
>>>/vg/
>>>/cm/

>>52481146
because the r9 280x exists

>>52480022
yeah that's why XKCD isn't fucking funny

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>>52460883
that guitar doe

>>52479090
This isn't /r9k/.

>>52481543
Depends on the comic.

>>52462069
>I am retarded but I blame it on the OS

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>>52460498
I love you.

>>52481124

I have an assperger's friend who goes nuts about frame data in fighting games yet gets mad as fuck when he gets outplayed

>>52464547
I like these comics but I hate how it says that Arch is a source distro

>>52465164
fucking legendary

>>52480446
This image has serious staying power. I think I first saw it back in 1998.

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>>52478341
>>52480252
Exactly this. It's terrible and whoever engineered this is an idiot. Do you guys have any more thoughts on it?

>>52471848
original sauce?

>>52477840
Please don't really be this dumb

>>52478351
The cringe is real.