Is there anything wrong with me if this gives me a boner?

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>>50795212
it is tech

No.

I saw the chopper... but then I saw the control panel and came.

>>50795178
Ugly tbh.

>>50795735
it is ugly until you see how fast it goes

>>50795178
That looks preddy amazing. Is it a real prototype atp? If so have they pushed it to top speed yet?

>>50795864
They did not push top speed but the estimated it would go 276 mph

>>50796031
Wow. That's amazingly fast for a chopper. Is there anything else out there to compete with that anon?

>>50795178
looks like a newt.

>>50796068
Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey
but that shit is slower and less agile.
Sikorsky is also making the X2 defiant to replace the black hawk. About the same speed

>>50795178
F35B looks cooler and is faster.

>>50795178
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>50795504
Any images ?

File: deus ex hr helicopter.jpg (308KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

308KB, 1920x1080px

>>50795178
It looks just like the helicopters from Deus Ex HR.

>>50795178
>I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.