How do you program when depressed because no gf?

I program BECAUSE depressed because no gf

>>47653330
I dont program and my gf is asleep behind me. I am still depressed when not physically with her though, so....

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>>47653330
Set your Github icon to an anime grill.

Go to /jp/ and learn to embrace the 2D.

Order figs, fumos, and a daki to snuggle with.

BAM, problem solved.

>tfw no gf to cum on after writing complex algorithms in Haskell

>because no gf
I'm depressed because of many more reasons, getting a gf didn't really help it.

/g/ - cuckolds and retards

Grow up OP, if your life isn't interesting enough that you actually feel depressed over not being able to fuck some random girl every once in awhile you have a shitty life and no 3D whore would want to be with you anyway.

You do not need a SO to get work done. Toughen up a little. Life is not over just because you are single.

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>>47653401

>>47653397

my life currently consists of work and full time classes, and barely any money

just want a qt gf thats all

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>>47653414

>>47653419
>my life currently consists of work and full time classes
To each their own, I guess, I actually became kinda happy since I started working full-time and attending weekend classes at uni. At least I do not have much time to think about how badly I fail at life.

>>47653419
My life is basically the same but I get paid enough, you only think that because you've never had a GF. I wish beta faggots like you would just kil yourselves, you probably wont even enjoy having a GF once you get one.

>>47653330
Back to your containment board
>>>/r9k/

You'll just be depressed even more when you get a gf because of their bullshit. Save your money and buy yourself some computer parts.

>>47653401
>>47653432
Hi there!
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>>47653414
Why is he a jew? If anything you're the jews for shilling the value of worthless fuck holes.

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>>47653477
>worthless fuck holes

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>>47653451

i actually have had grillfriends just not qt ones worth keeping forever

>tfw no qt gf

>>47653451
what is there to enjoy? sex is nice, but nothing really special. I get to wet my pathetic little dick once in a while and that's pretty much the only thing that changed.

>>47653361
That's dedication

If you're all
>programmer
>tfw no gf
You'll just become like me and you'll end up a person who prefers working over social interaction, because having time to yourself to think about things that aren't work or play just makes you think about sad things.

>>47653465
Shh don't tell them, it's easier to filter them when they identify themselves

>>47653484
>women are worth my time, money and support

That's actually you in that image, I have a few female friends and have had multiple "serious" relationships.

>being this delusional

>>47653513
>multiple "serious" relationships.
Your chinese cartoon pillows don't count.

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>>47653484

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>>47653513

>>47653523
>muh whiteknight maymay
>>>/r9k/

>>47653505
yep. one evening with my therapist I realised I care about being productive more than about being happy. I see no value in myself as a human being, so I try to build a sense of self-worth based on my work and hobbies.

>>47653520
I don't actually have any Anime/Japanese things in my apartment.

>>47653528
Feeling triggered?

>>47653531

>care more about productivity than happiness

same here. i wish it was the other way around tho

>>47653531
Take your blogshit somewhere else loser.

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>>47653537
>le tumblr maymay
>being this insecure

Why not program a gf?

> first gf at 21 of 3 months told me she doesn't feel the same anymore today
> she couldn't break up on the spot
> apparently taking a break or something

Makes no fucking sense and has me depressed as fuck.
Usually women take "breaks" to unofficially cheat.

>>47653555

hate to break it to you, but landing a post like that on trips means one thing

she's been riding other guys dicks

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>>47653550
This is why women don't want you.

Two kinds of dudes have girlfriends. The first kind has one because they met a girl who they truly connect with and love. The second kind has one just to validate themselves and increase their self esteem. I have a friend on Facebook who is an annoying little fuckbag and always complains because tfw no gf. He's looking for a girlfriend, and that's his problem. He's too much of a pussy to just live his life normally. Instead, he spends all his time tfw-ing all over his news feed like a sad little sack of donkey shit. Love and GFs come when you aren't looking for them. You just sort of stumble upon it. And when you find it, you'll realize you're in for a whole new world of hurt. Your first gf probably won't be your last. Your heart will get broken and then your weak constitution will make you break down like a little bitch. If you don't an hero, you'll be more readily prepared for the next one. And then, maybe, after your second or third hoe, you'll be in dept, have severely decreased freedom and income; you'll be miserable in a different way. Why? Because the underlying issue is that you're a little pussy with no self confidence. Build that first and then maybe you'll be prepared for gf.

It's easier to program without someone distracting you. I have a bf and it's fucking annoying.

>>47653582

>tfw no bf

>>47653547
>using "loser" as an insult on 4chan
top kek

>>47653585
a/s/l?

>>47653618

25/m/wa

>>47653618
>>>/soc/

Get out faggot.

>>47653572
8.5/10 advice

>>47653629
I recently got a bf there. But a /g/ bf would be nice.
>>47653628
That' a thousand and a half miles from me.