So first I get the body, then I get the boyfriend. Right?

>>42888390
>implying gay men want relationships

im going to save you a lot of emotional pain and just tell you to not bother and just seek casual sex like every other faggot

>>42888406
No. See, here's my plan.

- Get cut (not dick)
- Attention whore on 4chan
- Attract loser neet prisoner boyfriend
- Keep captive
- Move out into country and die

>>42888406
This. A friend of mine recently came out. The first month all he'd talk about was how great cock was. The next seven have been him bitching about how it's fucking impossible to find a dude that doesn't sleep with every other fag in the city.

>>42888451
You guys are ignoring my plan. They can't cheat if they're a captive.

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>>42888445
>loser neet boyfriend

Protip: those are the worst types of gays. they are probably the most vapid, retarded manwhores out there all hooked on adderall and xanax sending nude pics to all of their friends. Believe me, having a loser spouse is not as fun as it sounds, im speaking from personal experience. They just become dead weight for you to carry.

>>42888472
WHAT PART OF PRISONER DO YOU PEOPLE NOT GRASP!?

>>42888390
If you're a woman, you just need to not be fat and then you're guaranteed a boyfriend
If you're a gay dude, it's more difficult as >>42888406
Said

>>42888390
Just suck more cocks and give up your boipussi easily, you'll have a 'boyfriend' sooner than you think.

Also, >>>/lgbt/

>>42888489
NO a real one you son of a bitch.

Alright, new plan. I have to get the body that will allow me to stealthily snatch up twunks and throw them in vans.

>>42888532
Perfect

>>42888472
I'm curious to hear the story now.