Admit it /fit/, this is you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo

>>42855436
I don't get the humour here

>>42855463
because its literally you

>>42855436
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>starts his career making fun of fatsos
>is fat now
made so many jokes, his life has become one.

>>42855436
This guy is living the dream

TIK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUEZV6LqiU
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

>>42855735
TIK

>>42855741
BOOM

>>42855436
>saying GOMAD in a nationally syndicated show
Culture is getting weird, man.

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>>42855738
>Bully's a jew
>Gets away with it
/ourguy/

>>42855463
because you're what he's making fun of

>>42855738
lol at this fuckn jews ego is through the fuckn roof
>thats actually assault
these fuckn long nosed clowns trynna law suit fuckn everything

I fkn wish that was me cunt. Alpha

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>>42855738

>>42855479
>>42855775
not really.
maybe you feel represented this but this guy isn't funny at all.

>>42855738
>keeps saying BIG GUY
poetry

>>42855738

I like Sam Hyde because he is the archetypal 4chan autist who finally branched out of his comfort zone and just spergs as hard as he can in public for confidence gains

>see really famous guy and he reaches out to you trying to be kind
>"WHAT'S UP FAGGOT!?" *Shoulder checks*

He's really not that funny of a guy, but given the context of his outrageous behavior and how he always gets away with it just because of his size and confidence is great

TICK TICK BOOM

>>42855436
No whey, I am a lot T H I C C er

>>42855436
I wish

>>42856365
it wasn't actually sam he was talking about here you retard

>>42855893
I watched this shit 3 times yesterday and laughed my ass off every time fuck yourself autist

>>42855893
Autists who can't grasp social nuances will not find Sam Hyde funny. You have no concept of awkward or acting strange in public because you don't even have a clue what normal is (or how to perpetuate that you are normal).

>>42855445
It's so easy to spot a /fit/izen in the gym

>>42857430
>Acting like a retard is funny
It is pretty epic my dude

>implying i can lift an atlas stone

https://www.instagram.com/p/BY9OWL_HlRe/?taken-by=tube96o

he is indeed /ourguy/

>>42858385
Shouldn't he lost some weight before roiding?

>>42855738
imagine the effect on your brain sitting in a room of people who do nothing but agree with you has
also pretty sure h3 admitted he stole some material from sam

>>42858418
>he hasn't read into bloatmax theory

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argument /pol/fags use to defend sam "living my car" hyde
>DUDE YOU JUST DONT GET IT
>DUDE YOU'RE JUST A MAD LEFTIST KEK
>DUDE YOU'RE JUST A KIKE
>DUDE IT'S IRONIC COMEDY
>DUDE THEY LOVE IT OVER ON REDDIT

>>42858448
didn't know that chubby manlet Tim Heidecker shills on /fit/ too, hi Tim! How's your wifes son?

>>42855774
>>42855866
>>42855883
>>42856333
>>42856365
>>42858425
It wasn't actually Sam Hyde. His fans like to pin stuff on him like school shootings and stuff.

>>42858448
Sam Hyde has like $500k in Bitcoin. I doubt he lives in his car.

>>42855893
Sam hyde is legitimately one of the funniest people alive. you should watch his TED talk or his show

>>42855738
>shoulder bump
>assault
dumb jews always oversell it.

>>42859088
If spitting on someone is legally assault, it's not far fetch for shoulder bumping to be.

sam hyde is really hit or miss for me, the skits are either very entertaining or not at all
Also his OHP sucks

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>>42855436
Thats not me
This is me
>pic related

>>42859047
>haha he's so RANDOM!!
I don't see how people think this guy is funny. Some of his friends are but Sam himself, nah

>>42859047
Get out of here Sam

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>>42855436
>>42855445
KEK

>>42855463
Sam Hyde is absurdist humor, aka the patricians humor. Only brainlets don't get it.

I go through my day pretty normal like. I’m a normal guy. I’m a swell guy. I’m a nice enough guy. I’m a cool kind of guy. I’m a pretty groovy guy. But then I get a little sugar in me and I start to go coocoo.

Doesn’t have to be much, this time around it was 2 of 501 brownies only 90 calories each. But they do the job do you know what I’m saying? They get me going and they get me riled up a little coocoo, a little wacky.

Start getting me a little kooky, a little you know would be whoopy wo-oooo! Hey somebody put this kid in a padded cell give him a straight jacket, he’s go little wacky. Go little kooky. He’s off the walls, bananas loco.

>>42855436
Racists gtfo of my board

>>42859047
Sam Hyde is funny but don't act like he's doing anything original, he's a rip off of a rip off at best

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>>42859152
ITS A PUSH PRESS REEEEEEEEE

>>42855738

How are these kikes even popular? Their videos aren't even the least bit funny, and I tried to get them an open mind. I don't hate jews so much that I wouldn't say Seinfeld isn't good.

>>42857443

You mean anyone working on their neck, basically?

>>42860593
XRA is hilarious, Sam is cringe.

>>42860750
shit

>>42861215

I'm the only one that does in my gym at least, and it's the biggest in town.

>>42861280

I wonder if I have any other /fit/izens in my gym except me and my friend. Do they know? Because he and I are the only ones who do neck workout

>>42861365

This can now be the tell-tale sign of a /fit/zien.

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>>42855463
you must be retarded then

>>42855680
Dude you're so far behind, he's fit as fuck now. Getting gainzzz

>>42855436
But why am I so attracted to him

>>42861768

His charisma.

>>42855436
A white supremacists? No

>>42861801

How the hell do all you end up here? Sam occasionally lambastes the anti-white narrative in American academia and culture. Doing so in no way implies a feeling of superiority over other racial groups. Is your mind that black and white to think that anyone who says "stop this anti-white crusade" is a "white supremacist"?

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>>42858354

>>42855738
This is not true. Pretty sure Sam and Ethan are friends, I always see Sam like Ethans stuff on instagram

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>>42860712
>How are these kikes even popular?
i have no idea.

Good thing see at least /fit/ hasn't turned on Sam. He's butt hurt so many idiots i can't help but love him.

>>42861846
U sound like a nazi

>>42862418
no u

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>>42861801
>>42862418
Normalfags
>>>/out/

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>>42855680
Underrated

99.95% of /fit/ would lose in a fight against Sam Hyde

If that fight happened to be to the death, they would be slain and Sam would be victorious.

>>42855436

Im not some altright try hard, sooooo

>>42855680

He was making fun of fatties that were using the "body acceptance" movement as an excuse for their bad habit. Unless in his next video is about how sexy is fat, he's not being hypocritical in any way.

But you probably knew that huh ya big goof?

>>42860712
desu most of his fanbase lingers around hoping he'll return to being a masochistic NY jew running around humiliating himself and mocking retarded YT videos, those fucking podcasts are boring as fuck and only reveal just how edited were his original videos to make him appear funnier

>>42862656
I'd let him win and fuck my bucci.

>>42857371
>>42858501

It was Sam, you retards. He admitted to it and he can't keep getting away with this shit

Lurk more

>>42861280
Become a race driver, I've done some endurance races with 90 min stints and my neck is thicker than my head now thanks to holding a helmet in place at 1.5g+ in corners

>>42859039
>$500k in Bitcoin

more like 1k now lmao

do you guys think he did all those shootings 4 realz?
he gets accused so much at least some have to be true

>>42859039
Well he said in a video recently he is, but it was a nice looking car so.

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>>42864956
Most of them were simply fake news, sam did kill quite a few people though, but so far the law could not prove he did any of them, same with all the deep web assasinations he "allegedly" paid for. Dude didnt get his show by being all sunshine and rainbows thats for sure.

>>42864814

Source on him admitting it? Why wouldn't that jew just say so then? I saw another video where someone asked the jew (sorry, I don't know his name) to do a show with Sam, and it was very awkward but he said Sam was all right.