fat chicks

>>42766950
>Be fat
>Take pictures of yourself at meme angles to hide how fat you are because you know being fat is unattractive
>Don't change your diet or do anything to stop being fat even though you know being fat is unattractive
>Go on a date with some guy that you tricked into thinking you aren't fat
>Get upset when he doesn't like the real you
Just be honest and this wouldn't happen. Or stop being fat in the first place. FFS what is wrong with these women?

>>42766994
When will they learn man

>>42767002
when they can no longer get 99% of guys to fuck them anyway

>>42766994
what if he is well aware you're fat but takes you out anyway just to get to say mean things to you for pleasure?

>>42766950
She has a point, beggars can't be choosers.

Also you have to be an idiot not to be able to tell if a girl is fat or not from a selfie. There's plenty of subtle signs that will give it away. You just need to look for them

>>42767007
This, I know that's against our biology but we must get some real standard

>falling for angles on tinder
Get fucked. Or in this case not fucked.

>>42767029
Yeah I will admit that I fucked up. Will look out for signs next time

>>42767034
>>42767007
Guilty as charged here. I mean I have standards when it comes to relationships, but if I'm just looking to get laid, I'll pretty much fuck anything that moves. Is that biology or laziness?

>>42766950
OP here, didn't get baited so hard because there was a body pic and she didn't look fat. Maybe old pic

>>42767079
best rule to follow is to swipe left if there's no body shot of her. Stop getting hung up on a cute face. Butterface's are preferable to a landwhale with a nice face

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What I don't understand is I try to put candid photos on a dating site so people DO know how fat I am upfront. And I put in my profile my focus on health and fitness. I've dropped 45lbs since my photos and guys are still surprised by my size when they meet me. It's always the fat nerds, too, they honestly have the highest standards. Chads just want to fuck, which I'm not looking for. I just want a chubby nerd to go to the gym and make healthy meals with, the fuck

>>42766950
I dont understand, why call him an asshole?

Why cant people apologise

>>42767089
Neither. It's undervaluing yourself, Anon. What's better; quality or quantity? Play the game with legitimatly attractive women and bed the challenge

>>42767079
Also check the fingers as well as around eyes, cheeks and chin, and compare it to a photo of a skinny girl.

>>42767089
Personally I find that if I'm in a situation where there is a perceived scarcity of women (I'm in CS in uni so there are zero females) my body will eventually trick me into women I otherwise would never actively pursue. Ended up with two girls at my workplace that I can look back at afterwards and only hang my head at. They weren't fatties though, so maybe you should start just setting no-go standards for yourself or else you will be drowning in fat puss.

>>42767134
>Women
>admitting that they were the one at wrong
>apologizing

Women will always blame somebody else no matter what. It is incredibly rare to ever find one who owns up to mistakes.

>>42766950
>tinder
>expecting people that aren't superficial

lmao at this woman

>>42767266
Tinder is fucking hilarious. With some girls its like having a window into a train wreck.

>people still use Tinder
2011 was fun lol

>>42766950
SHOW THE GODDAMN PICTURE

>tfw literally fuck anything that comes my way on tinder- good and bad
I just try it with every girl, doesnt matter what they look like... think Im sexually broken

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>>42766950
>be fatty boombaletty
>gets booty-called in the middle of the night
>fat, so really desperate
>vag is oozing
>doesn't get anon's D because
>well
>DECEITFUL FAT BARGE OF CRISCO
>calls anon superficial

keksus maximus

>>42767131
Tinder is not the place for that; tinder is for whores. You'd have better luck finding someone like that just playing video game

>>42767131
This is exactly what I've been wanting, where are you from?

>>42767131
Edmonton

>>42767488
I'm using okcupid not tinder. And I have found plenty of guys online through games and shit, but I'm obviously looking to meet someone local.

>>42767131
Pls be in London

>>42766950
>>42767195
>>42767178
You guys in reality are the same level of aesthetic as the "uglies and fatties" you're so lovingly describing. Guys , especially here in fit, greatly over estimate their level of aesthetics and end up shooting themselves in the foot as they're trying to hit out of their league. I've seen face threads here, you guys in general are pretty damn ugly. Maybe you guys should take a better look in the mirror and accept that you're just not attractive, inside or out

>>42767548
your vag is oozing

>>42767548
I'm not fat though
>Face
Regardless, a bad face isn't on the same level as being fat. If go for a fit girl with an ugly face over a fat chick, and fat girls choose to be fat. If women care that much about the face that's just more proof that women are a lot more shallow than men

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>>42766950
> wanted to meeting in the middle of the night
> didn't know it was superficial
Seems like her brain is all fat too.

>>42767211
>Women will always blame somebody else no matter what.
Feminism in a nutshell.
>I majored in Women's Studies and I make less than a male engineer. It most be the patriarchy's fault!!!

>>42767211
>>42767134

The VERY FIRST LINE is her apologizing, are you fucking blind or lack simple reading comprehension? The only reason she said anything after is because he made a passive aggressive bitch remark about it being "inaccurate " (which would only be true if she actually photoshopped herself to look skinny or something similar to changing the actual photo). A pic is still accurate, even if it only shows one angle. OP even already admitted he should've judged the pics better and was in a rush to get laid
>>>/r9k/

>>42767574
What's that? You're going to post a pic to prove me wrong? Oh no, heaven forbid you reveal you're just another bitter ugly guy bitching about not getting laid by models. Do try to be more creative, that trope is so played out here

>>42767575
An ugly face is worse than being fat. You can fix fat, ugly not so much (still in genetics even if surgery). If you think not being fat qualifies as attractive, you're probably not attractive

>>42766950
I banged a hambeast last night fellas (though by tumblr standards she was probably a "smallfat," only 40-50lbs overweight) and I currently hate myself more than when I let another dude jerk me off in the club.

To be fair, I told her upfront that this was a fuck and chuck situation, a one-off smash and dash if you will, and she was fine with it. But my god, in that post-ejaculatory moment of clarity I felt pure, enveloping shame. Then she wanted me to stay until her roommates came home so she could, and I am quoting as best I can, "show me off" to them.

Jesus. Don't do tren, guys.

>>42767609
lol we got a live hangry fatty, anons.

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>>42767400
Oh I know.

>>42767131
try bumble its so much better good luck to you

>>42767673

Did the dude jerking you off make you finish?

>>42767904
No, probably why the shame of that night is softened.

>>42767023
This goes directly against
>Go on a date with some guy that you tricked into thinking you aren't fat
Because the point is they hide it and get mad at the poor dudes

>>42767673
Did you leave before they got there to hide your shame?

>>42767651
>Having subpar genetics is worse than making terrible choices
Found the fatty. Judging somebody for being fat is not at all equal to judging somebody for having an "ugly" face, and most men aren't as shallow as women. Even fat women like you are more shallow than most men. The hypocrisy is on your end fatty not ours

> Meetup with girl who was a lot bigger than what her old photos showed
> Still liked her and try and meet up again
> Fucking ghosts me

It's been a month and it still affects me she's not even in my league what the fuck

>>42769715
just let it go. not everyone is going to like you.

>>42766950
>Let's meet and fuck
>You're superficial

God damn you kiddos do silly mental gymnastics trying to make your urges socially valid.

>>42767195
I'm in CS too, there's this one autismo 6,5-7/10 girl with a solid 8/10 body who keeps forgetting her phone and I always end up being the only one to notice. We awkwardly had lunch together a few times thanks to me spontaneously asking where she's going to get lunch and that I was thinking the same, so we're like friends I guess. I'm still spending a lot of time with my high school love though so I don't know if it'd be like betraying her, but she's a lot more outgoing than me. The autismo girl on the other hand has a special cuteness in my eyes as she's just like me.
I can't choose between
>Trying to get it on with this girl in my class who's basically a female version of me
Or
>Staying loyal to my high school love who's physically tiring me every other day

>>42767023
Come on now, use your brain.

I made an account on pof the other day and I was literally flooded with requests from fat girls lol. Literally got 20 overnight. I'm not even a closed minded dude but none of them had anything going on in terms of careers. This is what it must feel like to be an attractive girl on dating sites...just flooded with shit

>>42767029
not always true. sometimes they are pics that look good but are actually like 2-3 years old. they can gain a lot in 2-3 years and youd have no idea going into it.

>>42767131
>>42767131

p-post pics?

>>42770443
>20 overnight
Higher

>>42770458
First online dating experience was in like 2003, hambeasted tattooed catfish... who brought her brother or someone along for the date. Things have not improved since then.

can we talk about how women have taken over tinder to the point where 95/100 profiles say "not looking for hookups"

it's a fucking hook-up app goddammit. if you want to be romanced get an okcupid profile

>>42767900
Not the fat girl but how come Bumble is better? Haven't tried Tinder nor Bumble and I'm curious

women are liars

when i was young i dated a single mother i met via work. she was pretty and seemed cool and collected. she said she was engaged when the baby's father cheated on her. i wasn't planning on marrying her or taking care of the kid, so whatever.

anyway long story short, she had ANOTHER KID that she lost custody of. at that point i noped out. you have to be pretty fucked as a mom to lose custody of your kid

never again

>>42767935
Well you better off hooking up with him in my opinion, in the ways of society is working these days no one would even care... better yet, you're a grown adult. you make your own decisions.

>>42767548
No, I not at the same "aesthetics level" as a fatty because first of all as I said neither of the women I was talking about at my workplace were fat. I can tell by the way you write that you are either a whale or a guy who's at about the same T level.

>>42772359
It's so fucking annoying, I match with a super hot girl, look at her profile "if you're looking for a hookup then fuck off, only here for friends"
Every time

>>42767609
you think
>Well im sorry im not the ideal type but i guess it is what it is
is a real apology? shes being a sarcastic bitch because she got called fat.

>>42766950
>calling you a superficial as whole

TRIGGERED

I'd just remind her that she wasn't exactly hooking up with overweight dudes and call her superficial and a hypocrite

I got about 8 months of wiping my ass back to college football weight, about 150lbs over, should I post my college photo to catfish some chick to let them know how it feels? I was quiet the stud back in the day

>>42766950
>Match with qt sometime in 2012
>Pictures show she's short, but what I would consider Curvy and not unhealthy
>Apparently she's gained a lot of weight in the last couple months and is way fatter than I could have imagined
>She rolls up like a hungry hungry hippo
>I pretend she must have me mistaken for someone else
>Briskly leave the cafe, uninstall tinder and become gay

Worked like a charm

>>42772359
They're just saying that cos they don't want it to be awkward if someone they know sees their profile

>>42772692
No, everyone knows why people use tinder. It's because they're hypocrites

>>42772668
yes

>>42767609
>sarcastic I'm sorry
>apologizing

Lol... Not to mention how delusional you are.

>take picture of car you crashed you no longer want so you can sell it
>take it from an angle avoiding the damage
>what do you mean you dont want it? I never lied about its condition!!!

stupid and fat. Go kill yourself

These kinds of threads make me feel pretty bad cause I was just recently diagnosed with Hashimotos, which is basically a auto-immune disease that lowers your metabolism (I'm serious, google it). For steady like 5 years, I gained 10lbs a year without negatively changing my workout/eating habits. I actually worked out more and ate less/healthier.

I have a personal trainer, I lift weights, I eat a high protein low carb diet and I count calories (No way to overestimate since I actually have a meal plan delivered everyday that has premade meals) and I've only continued to grow weight. I went to the doctors recently only because my roommate noticed that something was off (I'm 5'2 and 160lbs) and she suggested I get checked for hashimotos. Went to the doctor and I guess thats what I've had for the past couple of years and I just never realized. Starting medicine now, but it takes it for awhile to kick in.

I guess it just feels bad cause everyone kind of lumps me into the category of people who are either lazy or don't try hard. No one really treats me with respect, and it's hard for me to not get jealous of other girls who I see eating a bunch of unhealthy foods and never working out and still staying slim. Guys assume I'm lazy or a pig, my last boyfriend cheated on me with multiple skinny girls, blaming my weight gain, and even though these girls knew he had a girlfriend and actively cheated, his friends still all said shit like that he upgraded cause he wasn't fucking a fat chick anymore.

Didn't get promotions at work even though I was trying as hard as my other female coworkers. People didn't want to take photos with me. For the people who aren't mean to me to my face they try too hard to censor themselves. Sometimes I wonder if behind my back, everyone just talks shit about fat people.

Feels bad man.

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>>42767029
I remember when it was colloquially the "myspace angle" (high downward angle, possibly puckered lips)

Most girls with two brain cells have moved on to filters, like the infamous Snapchat filter that adds blush, thins the jaw and enlarges the eyes. Also look out for the dog face. The reason it's so popular is because it distorts the centerline of the face in photos resulting in your brain assuming symmetry where it otherwise didn't exist; this being due to the even distance between the center of the dog nose and ears, your vision just fills in the blanks. (The latter is for ugly skinnier girls). I'm willing for anyone to prove me wrong so I can improve my theory.

Same end strategy, different techniques. Never trust anyone who doesn't have a high definition, at minimum torso and above, picture. This excludes the "sororistitute pose" with the twisted waist and and elbow pointed towards the camera with that accompanying hand on the hip. Minimizes gut and excentuates tits.

>>42766994
what's wrong with them you ask? well, they're fucking fat. it's a mental illness. nobody in their right mind would allow themselves to balloon to whale proportions

>>42773966
Feel bad for ya anon. Just keep on doing what you're doing and hang with ya good friends

>>42774091
No you're right Snapchat filters do hide ugliness.

>>42766950
this is a legit difficult balance for me on dating apps
Do i hide all my flaws and accentuate my features?
but if i show my true self then i know the girl is cool with it.
(i think i look better IRL than what i look like in most photos, based on responses)

>>42767542
okcupid is also mostly just for hookups, sorry to say

it was tinder before tinder was a thing

>>42773966
I have Hashimoto's and it has been in my mother's side of the family for generations; I'm 5'4" and 100 lbs. You might have some other health problems anon; good luck to you.

>I take dishonest pictures of myself from the most flattering angles, lighting and make-up possible to sucker in people that otherwise would not find me attractive.
>You're the superficial one.

>>42767002
women belong in the manlet pit

>>42767131
Are you the female version of me? I have 10/10 face but am fat. I put in my profile I am fat and trying to lose weight went from 345 down to 282 last 4 months. Put up candid photos really looking for a nice gym partner that will motivate me and where we can always workout together. You know go on walks together, hikes etc etc.

Because of nice face get a few dates they always comment surprised how big I am even had one girl say your face looks like you weigh only 180 pounds. Like wtf.

>>42776398
>10/10 face
>fat
Pick one.

>>42776579
Just the way my body is bro, I literally have split muscles on biceps and my calfs. Very little fat on face and arms and legs. Yet have a huge gut and upper chest.

Body is weird.

>>42776692
Further more when I was in the doctors off at 342lbs. My blood pressure was 120 over 80 and my cholesterol levels were damn near non existant after my blood test and everything is damn near prefect with my blood test. I never really ate fast food so IDK.

Doctor couldn't even believe it. The nurse takes my blood pressure he looks at the chart when he gets in and says well were going to redo your blood pressure because maybe she screwed up. Still 120 over 80, that fucking guy.

>>42767029
>beggars can't be choosers
I have never heard this stupid idiom used correctly. OP is not a beggar. Both people on tinder offer the exact same thing. Nobody is begging. And even if OP was begging, he can still choose. There are plenty of women on the app and there's no rush to find one.

>>42776692
Do even understand what 10/10 means?

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>>42776717

Yeah that phrase doesn't apply to the situation at all. Not even close actually.

>>42776398
>I have 10/10 face
Go on then, indulge us.

>>42776731
Yes, I do I've been offered face modeling jobs for magazines..

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>>42776748

Oh christ

>>42767682
>she made a conscious decision to take that photo and put it as her display picture

>>42766950
dude same thing happened to me. I ditched her pretty soon after we met up. fuck fatties and their FGAS bullshit

>>42767485
>2000+ likes
Jesus Christ, why people are feeding this orca's ego?

>>42766994
They know what many men are so pathetic that they will just fuck the fattie anyway after already going out for a date.

>>42774091
The dog filter thingy:
a) hides ugly noses
b) does everything the beauty filters do but it's quirky to use a dog filter and pathetic to use a beauty filter

>>42776714
>>42776748
you're on 4chan, why do you feel the need to lie to strangers you will never meet? fucking kek

>>42773572
It's an amphibious vehicle

IDIOTS

>>42767682

Are you able to offer a swift rundown?

>>42766994
>what is wrong with these women
>with these women
>women

>>42767131
Phat bitches meet me in LONDON.

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>>42767131

This is what I did, 2 years later I'm still with the guy. I wouldn't have blamed him for passing if I was full landwhale status, but I was upfront that I had started at 210lbs but was 160 and still going (5'8). Now I'm at my goal (130, thanks /fit/) and he gets to regularly hear about how he's dating out of his league. I basically get off to rejecting dudes and then dragging him home to fuck, so he has nothing to worry about as far as our difference in sexual market value is concerned.

>>42773966
lower your daily calories more

>>42776398
>>42776579
Do you guys want a man or do you want pussy's that follow you around and have to motivate you to do something. If you need a partner to go to the gym then you will not make it. How will a chubby guy motivate you when he is chubby and totally not the example you want to follow? I mean like girls guys who say they are 'chubby' do not even know the definition of chubby. Do you want to lose weight or do you want to carry a loser around who needs motivation themselves cause if they went to the gym and gave a shit wouldn't be chubby in the first place. In the end you have to motivate both of yous cause he only wants to play vidya all night cause he's a pussy manchild and def not the kind of guy you have in mind. He's not going to be chubby and think we will work together and both become fit together and be happy, no he wants to stay at home play some vidya in the evening and eat some fastfood cause of a shit job while you want him to change into what you want him to be

>>42777551

was meant for these two, my bad.

>>42776398
>>42767131

>>42772456
Bumble's clientele are women who have fooled themselves into thinking asking someone out makes you the powerful one, so women must message first.

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>>42766950
They've gotta be kidding me... Right guys?

>>42778075
the only people I know who use bumble are the 30+ year old spinsters at my work that can't hold a relationship

>>42766950
>you wanted to meet on the middle of the night... so didn't know you're a superficial asshole
>you just wanted to fuck me, so I am surprised that you care about the way I look

>>42778130
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>>42776017
the piglet pit?

>>42777181
congrats on making it brah... uh, sis.

>>42766950
Youre more pathetic than she ever was.too stupid to think with your head because distracted by your microdick

>>42767131
>be chubby chaser
>bitch on Tinder has the kind of blubber I like
>go to meet up
>50 pounds less than what I expected

Fucking roasties every time

>>42770417
Ditch high school bitch, you guys are obviously not going to get married and grow old together so why waste anymore time when you could be trying to fuck college girls, mark my words anon you'll think back and regret it

>>42766950
what's funny is they know they are wrong, they would not try to hide their bodies if they didn't

>>42779146
College shill or bitter loser who didn't have highschool love?

>>42772677
honestly just leaving should teach them the lesson. don't encourage their dishonesty or dillusions ("maybe once we meet they'll be ok with my obesity. I have a great personality and nice hair") by trudging through the date.

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> Let my friend use my Tinder for one day.
> Get matched up with this pile of blubber
> Her "I am 12 and this is clever" reply

For reference, the second line of my bio said - Hey is for horses. Be a bit more creative if you're texting first.

>>42778894
Actual lol. I too am slowely developing a liking to the chubs. PT at my gym is a bit of a power lifter, has a few extra kgs but that dont let off on shower her juicy thighs

Hnnnnnnnnnn

>>42770440
?

>>42776017
Slow down, even women aren't that worthless

>>42780086
>not even fat girls message me first

bro....

Do you guys use your real name on Tinder? What about your real age?

>>42780853
yes you moron why would you fucking not

>h-hhaha, yeah funny story my name is John not Mike. my name never was Mike... w-why?

>>42767119
Post it

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>>42767485
what... what the fuck is even going on with her fucking arms and shit

>>42780866
Alright dude, the only friend I've ever known to use Tinder used his middle name for fear of being recognized or some shit, idk.

>>42773966
Eat less you won't die if you're gaining weight

>>42776748
>obese person
>model tier face
2/10 for making me reply kill yourself my man

>>42780086
How do the koi survive if the pool is filled with tar?

>>42767528
In Fort Mac but will be in Edmonton for a week at end of this hitch

>>42781254
What are the fucking odds.

>>42781306
Come up to the Mac and you'll have no shortage of chubby guys to hang with

Just make sure they work for a producer and you'll be set for life

>>42777181
This is sweet on such an odd level. Hope you guys last!

>>42767131
Dating sites are horrible, go to cons, tabletop game meet ups etc You'll meet a chubby nerd then.

>>42780929
She unmatched as soon as she deleted me on snap

>>42773966
Fucking hell just eat less, then. If you're gaining weight, you're eating too much. There are no ifs and buts about it: if you're gaining weight, you are eating too much and that's the end of it, so you have to eat less.

>No way to overestimate since I actually have a meal plan delivered everyday that has premade meals
Obviously whoever you're paying to do that is fucking shit. Even if they're not fucking up the counting itself... are YOU keeping them updated on the situation? Do they KNOW you're still eating too much? Did they try to fix it?

There is no condition that will coerce your body into getting fat. The only thing that does that is overeating. Your condition can make it harder to not overeat, but still... it's 100% you, putting the fork in your mouth.

>>42778130
The only appropriate explanation is "She ate the previous Fitness Queen, thereby making her the new Fitness Queen".

>>42767488
>>42774778
not same anon, but whats a good site to meet up people then?

>>42778657
the pig pen

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>>42767400
>Tinder is fucking hilarious

>>42767485
Oh shit, it's like a horror movie in which men get eaten by her fat folds.

>>42782217
she's pretty funny desu

>>42782217
>arms dealer
She sounds cool as fuck. Waifu tier.

>>42782217
>enough humour for three jokes about herself
I want her bad /fit/. Please tell me, she is in
M U N I C H
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H H

>>42774091
You're "theory" re dog filter is well documented, common knowledge.
http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/06/a-very-official-report-on-why-the-puppy-is-the-best-snapchat-filter.html

>>42782217
I chuckled. She's also pretty cute.

>>42782217
>it literally takes a major deformity to take a pretty girl back down to reality and self awareness
>armless waifus are the only way forward.

Would give my seed to desu lads

>>42773966
How old are you if it's not a secret? This is something 40+ year old women usually claim to have as they don't have the self awareness to realise their metabolism slowing and the lack of activity etc is the problem.

>>42781648
underrated desu

>>42781178
maybe because the pool is fill-tar-ed?

>>42782444
motorcycle accident iirc, not a deformity as such

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>>42783291

>>42767023
I'd say he did humanity a service.