Banned from the gym

>>42735742
You should seriously just fucking kill your self

>>42735742
kek

If I were you I'd just abandon my life and try joining the French Foreign Legion or something. I mean you can work out with them and they won't mind that you hit a girl as long as you're not trying to dodge prison.

Why did you do it though?

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>>42735742
Oh god my sides hurt right now
What the fuck is wrong with you anon

>>42735742
If she was fake flirting, you could've still owned it and turned the situation into real flirting.

You overreacted and committed assault. Face the charges like a real man.

>>42735742
>>I grab the curl bar like a sword, charge the girls and slam the cutest of them all I can on the shoulder
nahhhhhh i you're fucking lying bro

...

nahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lolis are for headpats only anon!!!!!!

>>42735742
>I'm facing charges for severe assault with extra harsh punishment since it was directed at a minor
>also got my membership in the gym taken and got lifetime banned from it, every other gym in the chain and if I can trust the owner, soon enough every gym in the country

good, get a hold of yourself you fucked up son

that is if this actually happened

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LARPing gone too far

step 1: kill self
success

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>>42735764
Why? they fucking deserved it, mocking me like that. Do you think bullying in the gym is okay? What can I do, they were hot girls. They were probably even physically stronger than me so all I had was the surprise attack and my weapon. Should I just take the bullying?

>>42735742
dude show a piece of the paperwork if you did this. not the parts with your info, just the part that describes what you did. the lil police report thing.

>>42735742
Looks like r9k is your new home now. Go be with your social retard brethren

shit that didn't happen the post

>>42735920
show the police report. no one believes you right now

>>42735919
They were teenagers and you're a full grown adult, the fuck is wrong with you

>>42735742
>>she notices it and gets a little grin and goes back and whispers to her friend
>>her friend soon comes up and start asking me questions, fake-flirting with me in an obvious way to mock me
brings me back to middleschool

;_;

>>42735742
I believe it.

>>42735742
please be real

>>42735965
>>42735919

he was right tho, bitches need to stop acting like bitches just because they are hot.

>>42735742
If you don't wanna kill yourself just play the sympathy card in court by saying you have autism (be honest we all know you do) and they'll prolly let you off on account of "he's speshul"

7/10 made me laugh
If real, please kill yourself

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Good job OP. You made the world a better place today

>>42735742
Honestly, I don't think you did a bad thing. These little shits thought that they could go around and act all superior to people, and you taught them that real life doesn't work the same way as in high school. It's a valuable lesson that everyone has to learn at some point. That being said, you can't just beat people with a curl bar whenever they do something mean to you. You fully deserve everything that happens to you, but not because you're a piece of shit, but because you too have much to learn about life. That's what life is about anon. It's about making mistakes and learning from them. Don't see it as a setback, look at it as the next step in your life. Accept that you fucked up and realize that you can't undo what's happened. Man up and move on.

P.S. Tyrone is gonna have a good time with you. You done fucked up, white boy.

tell the judge you were just trying to rid spain of dragons

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>>42735742

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>>42735742
This sounds more like what you wish had happened, when in reality you probably just dropped more spaghetti and eventually walked back home crying.

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>>42735742
Prime THOT patrolling my niBBa. Nicely done!

>>42735742
OP post this on reddit.com/r/legaladvice

>>42736020
>>42735919
They act like that towards you because they can see you are weak. Instead of blaming them for showing you who are, why don't you take the time to improve yourself? Lifting won't cure autism, you will have to cure it yourself.

>>42736140
they were messing with him and thats what they get, i dont see the problem.

>>42736136
reddit in general hates foreveralone or incel types. I don't suggest posting this there unless you want to get mountains of insults and death threats in your inbox

I think you have mental issues, not just the 'tism 95% of people have on this site, but a real and dangerous one if you attack people for asking simple questions.

>>42736134
Fuck outta here with those Instagram memes normie

>>42736199
Sure it sucks to be in that situation but there are much better ways of handling it. If he wasn't a complete tard he would've just walked away. It's just not worth to get a criminal record over some petty revenge. Roasties will be roasties, you can't change people, only yourself.

>>42735742
LMAO

>>42735919
it sounds like you need to train in the No Judgment Zone

>>42735742
kill yourself

if real, get out of the country while you can. Shit does not fly in the US of A. Go to any country, USA can't do shit once you do.
I would recommend Japan. Good gains food, cut off from USA so they can't hunt you down, qt grills

>>42735742
Sounds like you tried to change your outside, but failed to change the inside. You're a danger to society and you deserve to be in jail.

>>42736371
won't you get more jail time if you ever come back? or do you just have to wait out the statute of limitations?

>>42735814
>>42735742
The Chad Slam
The Virgin Joust

>>42735919
This. Do you think that a real Chad would just get bullied like that and do nothing about it. You did the right thing OP, showed those dumb roasties who the true alpha male is.

>>42736432
rofl

this is a legendary thread. should go back to r9k though fit is a gender positive board

>>42735742
what was jail like?

>>42736449
chad respects women fag

no fucking way is this real

>>42736494
You want to know how I know you're a virgin? Lmfao kys beta male

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>>42735919
>they were hot girls. They were probably even physically stronger than me

Boy are they gonna have fun with you in prison :D
and for physically attacking a female minor no less.

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>>42736080
ER was a weak fag

>>42735742
Buy a squat rack and start a home gym

New copy pasta

>>42735742

>Get mired
>Beat girl with barbell

I know this is a troll, but I find the premise very amusing

>>42735742
Post the police report you lying fag

>>42736432
lololol

>>42736523
lol fell for the bait

So then

>you used your newly gained physique to destroy your cell wall
>escape on a 40 mile sprint that not even K9 units can achieve
>make it home
>post on 4chan instead of bugging out with supplies
>sit at computer waiting for responses while police from 7 counties surround your house
>you quietly stroke your picture frame of Zyzz and Rich Piana photoshopped next to you
>on the shelf is your remaining whey powder container
>only 3 scoops left and you know it will be fatal
>"c-can I make it, bros?" you ask the monitor

>>42736833
Cringeworthy post

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I see you realizing the power of the force Padawan. But be careful. You must use your the force for good not for bad. Do not let the dark side take over. Or else.......

>>42735919
>attacking minors because they're acting immature
>is a DYEL beta
I'd recommend two doses of a fuckin noose famalam4

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> social anxiety autism rage
thanks for the kek OP

>>42735742
probly a lie but you made me giggle.
thank you.

>>42736781
>Lmfao
>Implying you didn't fall for the bait
Newfag detected. Heh, lurk moar, kid.

>>42735919
you are pretty fucked in the head. like yeah, it's uncomfortable, but they're attacking you verbally and you're ramping it up. what you could have done is just tell them to fuck off.

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Honestly those bitches fucking deserved it. You weren't really in the wrong in my book, you were just doing what your instincts told you to. Of course, none of that matters, you broke the law.

>>42737490
This desu. If you maybe had some better social skills when it comes to speech, you could've verbally assaulted them (it's legal) instead of physically assaulting them (not legal).

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>>42737340
That's a jew lol

>>42735742
OP is bullshitting

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>>42736763
?

>>42735919
Are you a literal autist? They were fucking kids dude. Seriously doubt this is legit though. No judge would let someone out on bail for assaulting two minors with a deadly weapon.

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>>42736432
I can picture it now lol

>>42736020
No he's not you fucking autistic fuck. If you attack a child because they said something to you it's fucking pathetic and you should either become a hermit and kys.

>>42735742
@ least you ain't b& fr0m th3 'ch0n, amirite?

>>42736371
Lol. Japan would send his fat ass back so fast his head would spin. Also getting a visa to Japan is difficult if you want to be there longer than a few weeks. It would be literally one of the most difficult counties to run away to. Not to mention a fat autistic American would stick out like hell.

>>42737685
Oh sure like my curl bar would be considered a deadly weapon! It's a stick!

Just say you're a Muslim and not used to women talking out of turn.

>>42735814
IDK man when I was in 3rd grade I literally tackled some girl who kept following me around at recess. Whether she liked me or not I don't know, but I got sent to the principal's office. I believe people on this site are autistic enough to do it.

>>42735742
>all the retards thinking this is real
Kek

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>>42737722
He should go to Australia or New Zealand then

>>42737730
>metal bar
>not a deadly weapon.
Fuck off retard.

>They deserved it
Autism the thread. No wonder you fucks can't get laid.

>>42735742
Why this threads has some many replies?

This is fake

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>>42736214
aren't they largely foreveralone incels as well thoguh?

>at the gym
>need some plates
>weird guy in a hoodie is using the squat rack
>ask him if I can use the plates hes not using on the rack (obviously I can I'm just trying to be polite)
>he mumbles something incoherent
>not sure what he said but he gives me the creeps so I just smile and go back to my friend
>"well now you made it awkward by not taking the weights"
>go back to try and get the weights again
>wanna be polite so I ask him again but try and be more friendly this time
>he mumbles more nonsense, still getting weird vibes from him so I don't take the plates and go back to my friend
>she laughs at me for being so timid and awkward and failing to get the weights TWICE
>feeling very autismo
>suddenly my fucking shoulder explodes
>fall to the ground in agony not sure what happened
>everyone is screaming, there's more loud noises
>turn over and see two guys piled on top of weird guy
>more shouting
>apparently weird guy smashed my shoulder with a fucking curl bar for no goddamn reason
>worst fucking gym ever

>>42737844
Good point

>>42737829
Yeah but they're obsessed with acting righteous and virtue signalling whenever they can

>>42735742
ITT:
>OP posts shit that never happened
GB2>>>/b/ and lurk moar faggot

>>42735742
who would be dumb enough to believe this?

sage

i highly doubt this is real, if this is real consider buying equipment for a home gym since you're not fit to be around the public

>>42735742
I just want to say, thank you, sincerely, for this story, because I am actually shedding tears because of how autistic this sounds

>>42735742
Good story. I'm glad it didn't happen though.

>>42737640
Short for admire

>>42735742
If this is real you deserve to be in a straight jacket or plain jail/prison. Your mental instability clearly makes you a danger to yourself and the people around you, and are too dangerous to be in society with normal people.

>>42736432
My side bro holy shit

>>42737742
Don't come to Australia, we have very strict laws here and becoming an official citizen is very difficult. This place also fucking sucks and I can't wait to move to the USA

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>>42737711
Those double dubs just made you the realest anon in this thread

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>>42737844

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>>42735742

>>42735742
I'll be honest bro, as someone who had bad anxiety as a teen. She was probably being friendly or might have actually been into you. When your anxious you think everyone is being sarcastic or making fun of you. Most people aren't that mean. If girls think your creepy they literally will avoid you like the plague, especially since your older.

>>42736140
Weak? Hahaha he proved he's the stronger animal.

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>>42738543
>and I can't wait to move to the USA
Fuck that cunt, move to the Czech Republic breh

>>42738624
This. Very few people are shitty enough to "fake flirt" with someone.

>>42737759
Talk shit get hit. Just like that video where the autistic janitor beats the shit out off a gang of boys. Talk shit get hit. Aww her shoulder is going to be sore for a couple weeks :( Talk shit get hit.

Include me in the screencap xDxD

>>42738655
The USA is the only place that I can become a famous actor

>>42738624
Are you retarded? This is a fake story.

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>>42736432

>>42738820
More than likely, but Iv seen autists do. crazy shit like this desu.

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>>42738815
Go for it then lad. We need a new Mel Gibson

>>42736140
>bully someone because you think he's weak
>get fucking smashed with a barbell
Seems fair to me honestly

>>42738896
CRIKEY MATE YEAH I'LL GIVE IT A GABBER SEE YOU ON THE RED CARPET IN AROUND 4 YEAROS MAKE SURE NO SHEILAS GET IN MY WAY YEAH

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>>42735742
I bet those little sluts will think twice before fucking with another alpha male now

>>42738952
imagine what that chair smells like

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>>42735742

>>42738999
>Br-pfffffffffffffffffpfff pfffff pfff

>>42738999
butthole and semen juice trickling down his dick and balls

>>42738728
There won't be a screencap

>>42739030
>butthole juice
what?

>>42739000
fuck I was wrong, there was a screencap

>>42735838
Anon im new to anime

I liked Berserk and Bepop but cant find anything else like them?
Any suggestions? that anime style is perfect

What the fuck looool thats why USA sucks you cant go autistic you are send to prison

Thats why 3rd world countries rules you can go autistic fighting people and you dont get that

You should have born in some 3rd world place like me bro

>>42739061
>that shitty English
>tfw I'll never grow up in a 3rd world country
>tfw can never legally go autism

>>42739050
read again

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>her friend soon comes up and start asking me questions, fake-flirting with me in an obvious way to mock me

that's when I started laughing

>>42735742
GENIUS LAD

>>42735965
Exactly, they need to learn respect for their elders.

>>42735919
Youre my hero brother.

>>42739060
Those are 90s anime and I haven't watched a whole lot of them, plus there are a select few that are really good. Try samurai champloo, made by same people as bebop. Neon Genesis Evangelion is always solid, and then mobile suit gundam

>>42735919
Touche

>>42735742

you did nothing wrong m8

>>42737211
Please stop posting

>>42735919
Gyms should be separate. Women that disrespect men deserve punishment. They need to know their place in society or else we will fall into chaos

Well, I've been searching for about 15 minutes now gang. No such gym assault occurred here in the good old USA. Pretty funny story though, OP

>>42736371
Nah he'd better go to a country where they won't extradite him, at least not for this. Latin America, Russia, Iran China

Middle East would be perfect for OP
Or the French Foreign Legion

>>42738655
>move to the Czech Republic
Fuck off, we're full

>>42736092
/lit/ lol love it

>>42739000
lol saved

"select all images containing a hammer" beautiful

>>42736407
why would you want to come back after what you did. Go join our resident faggot Dominican in the DR
>>42741344
russia has hot girls

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>>42735742
this can't be true, it just cannot be

come on anon, tell them

>>42735742
You have a duty of care to never leave your house. You broke it, bad luck. Autism can kill, be careful next time.

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>>42735742

>>42735742
She was HITTING on you

>>42735919
No, you should stop browsing this fucking shit hole and realize most people are friendly outside of the SHIT HOLE.

>>42742536
this is actually great advice tbqh. the farther away you get from /fit/ and really 4chan in general, the happier you're gonna be.

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>>42739060
you could try Claymore, Hellsing (either the TV series or Ultimate) and Ninja Scroll. they're introductory-level animes

just dont watch Evangelion until you're years into watching it.

>>42741618
In Russia he'd be dead already after something like this.

>>42735742
>/r9k/ goes to the gym for the first time

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>>42742668
>not implying most of /fit/ were NEETs

>>42736432
we need somebody to make this

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>>42735742

>>42742796
Cringe

>>42735742
Fake and gay

>>42737606
Actually verbal assault is not legal if it's threatening them in any way. Threats are not legal

>>42737844
And you guys say creepers are just a meme

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, ops retard antics or the fact that there's anons that actually seem to see this as acceptable on any level. You guys seriously need to kys, no place for morons like you in the world

>>42736432
jesus

someone draw this, please

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Lmao at this thread

>>42738655
fiuck off cunt, we dont want any of you fuckheads here.

>>42743119
you must be new here

Is it just me or am I the only one that thinks these girls were trying to help out this beta by atleast giving him some undeserved attention.

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>>42743119
fuck off /fit/ newfag

>>42736092
>B-but they are giants Sancho, I swear!

>>42735818
fucking kek

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>>42735742
>>42735919
Good stuff, OP. Many bites were had this day.

>>42735919
I wonder what you look like haha

>>42737746
the bar is literally weightless, how can it hurt if it doesn't count?

>>42735790
This, join the legion faggot

I'm glad I live in a country where females are frowned upon for exercising

>>42736648
Thats actually such a good photo.

>>42745100
What cunt, Ahmed?

>>42737742
New Zealand won't let you enter the country with a charge like that.