fitness /cringe/ thread

>>42698880
Jesus Christ

>>42698880
I love lifting as much as the next guy, and I can get pretty emotional when I hit a pr after a long plateau, but come on, it's just weight. no need to go all Whitman on me

>>42698880
your one rep maxes

>>42698880

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqjl1hgRFuo

Muh iron lyfe bullshit like this in general is embarrassing. I grew out of that shit like 2 years into lifting. It's not a goddamn spiritual experience to lift weight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovf2ATajdkM

>>42700307
Impressed he got the weights balanced long enough to even get up on them like that honestly

>>42698880
is the cringe due to the tattoos?
nah im just jelly. i wish i was a douche with no self awareness, would get more women

>>42700307
I would be impressed if they were round plates

>>42700307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fQuEqwQ2I4

>>42698880
His calves do not fucking exist. look at those fucking legs . Why even fucking live ? My 5'7 manlet dyel brother has thicker calves

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>>42700599

>>42700651
what exercise is this even?

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>>42700360
>>42700360

>>42700651
>falling for the deadlift is a pulling exercise meme

>>42700599
>My 5'7 manlet dyel brother has thicker calves
manlet calves will look bigger due to their smaller frame. he could hav less muscle mass of the calf but there is less surface area in the leg to cover so it has more bulk

>>42700307
follow your dreams

>>42700792
What ever happened to our baby beluga after she bombed out of the ironman

>>42700783
No you fucking nigger, don't teach me fucking proportions and anatomy, I know what I am saying. Look at his fucking calves in OP pic. I legit though it was a prosthetic carbon fibre leg from the thumbnail but it turns out its his fucking shitty calves inside his shitty black socks

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This guy on the right, claims he won Paris physique, and has been a "professional" personal trainer for 3 years.

>>42700725
I want to beat up these pussies

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>>42698880
why do faggots who write this shit never have any concept of meter

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>>42700441
there is absolutely zero muscle in those legs

>>42700469
Why do women always do this sort of shit?

>>42700923
these guys both look lame as fuck. the guy on the left could be cool if he didn't have a haircut that costs $110 every 2.5 weeks, the guy on the right tries to emulate him except hes fucking balding and isn't taking any trenbolone.

the roided out guy looks like the teacup from beauty and the beast or something, im not sure of a better comparison, he just looks rediculous and stupid. he wouldnt look so fucking gay if he was wearing a normal t shirt and some training pants and not that skin tight bullshit.

>>42700958
lol i doubt this is real, yall eat this shit up though

>>42700457
kek

>>42700454
my friend deadlifts like this, I have told him again and again to stop, deload and fix his form before he does himself a serious injury but he won't have it. I don't even understand, he's the most intelligent person I have ever met (Final year of his PhD in Neuroscience and a confirmed 145 IQ) yet he's a retard when it comes to fitness.

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>>42701029
niggers please leave, you clearly dont belong here

>>42700941
I get angry every time i see this pic..
>send it to a friend
>"i see nothing wrong with it, its kinda cute, and hey, a free bj"
>get even angrier
Every guy that gives that answer is either forever alone or pussywhipped beta in relationship with a fatty
Every guy that knows his way around women or is in a relationship with a beutiful girl throws up at the sight of that pic

>>42700941
>that image
there is no man of the house in that family

>>42700362
I never got the cringe, that would take incredible stability.

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>>42700941
I guarantee the woman is cheating on this "man"

>>42700441
>having a 62kg 1rm squat
>powerlifter

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>>42700941
>12 pack of your favorite beer
I can buy myself beer, it's my money
>no nagging for a week
there shouldn't be a lot of nagging in a healthy relationship
>naked hula dance from yours truly
unless there's sex at the end I don't see how this is a reward
>I won't donate your favorite pit-stained t-shirt
"do what I say or I'll destroy something you love"
>1 get ouf of the dog house free card
"do what I say or I'll withold sex from you"
>Don't have to go to some annoying kid's bday party
I already don't have to go
>BJ!!!
"do what I say and I'll give you a reluctant blowjob"

>>42698880
I honestly thought he was an amputee

>>42700941
It's not the chore chart that bothers me, it's the infantilization

>>>/fit/

>>42701497
all of it should bother you. Those "rewards" are things every healthy relationship should have

>>42700941
>Mommy whats a BJ?
>Mommy why do you have to be naked for hula dance?

>>42700307
>murder william

>>42700454
Oh come on, these people never get hurt while i got hurt doing some deficits with light weight on a form nazi week.

>>42701190
>hey, a free bj
Hahahahahhahaha holy fuck that's not free. It's your fucking wife you should be getting free bjs on the regular

>>42700454
this faggot is why deadlifting is banned in some gyms

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>>42698880
Bizarro George W Bush?

>>42700106
>>42700315

Lifting is one of the few reasons I wake up

Fuck y'all

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>>42700923
what the fuck is even going on with his legs

>>42701190
>>42701206
>>42701274
>>42701457
>>42701497
I get where you guys are coming from and I totally agree but I'm pretty sure a non lazy cunt shouldn't need this kind of enouragement to help out with what appear to be basic as fuck functions of child-rearing and domestic sensibility

That chart shouldn't exist because you should already be doing that shit

>>42700792
>world class athlete

Is that because she's basically a planet at this point?

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>>42700122
hey, /r/4chan

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>>42700941
>1 get out of the dog house free card

Hmmm

>I fucked your sister
>WHAT?
>I'm using my card

>>42701968
If it's the man being the main source of income (how it should be), the wife should have to do most of that. Granted, I understand he should, but if he's doing all that shit plus a full time job, wtf is she even doing? If she's the main income, dude is a bitch and deserves being humiliated by that chart

>>42700651
holy fuck, that's the worst deadlift I've ever seen

>>42701362
Legit, nothing wrong with this. Squat walk with a resistance band. Good for her.

>>42700469
Thats what crossfit should be

>>42700725
>going on about the fitness lifestyle
>look like they've barely lifted more than a couple weeks
Classic

>>42702309
>new

>>42700651
KEK if he was a boston dynamics robot it would be cool how he solved that

>>42700725
so....he achieved something with his body?

>>42701492
Holy shit I just realized he wasn't. I thought he was getting emotional because he achieved a new PR despite his handicap.

>>42702362

Except she's doing it in a public place like an autist

>>42701968
This. It's not like she's asking to clean up the entire house. All of these are simple chores that takes a few minutes.
> put toilet seat down
Like it shouldn't even been written down. Or even a matter of complaints.

>>42700941
this is so fucking pathetic
this is real life version of good boy tendies points for """"""""adults"""""""""

>>42701517
kekekekekk

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>>42702166
>>I fucked your sister

>>42701851
Lifting is the only thing in life I enjoy doing. I'm just able to have fun with it for it's own sake without trying to make a fucking philosophy out of it.

>>42702785
single it is.

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>>42702785

I assume people who post like this do the exact opposite of their post.

>>42701492
I thought the same thing

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>>42700469
i kinda like it

>>42701075
His intelligence gives him a hubris that means he acts like a retard mire often than not in the real world

T. Guy who knows several confirmed 140+ iq mensa members. Honestly they're some of the biggest idiots I know. One of them insisted the human body would work better when working in heat because the body would have to work less to keep itself heated.

>>42702615
And we're posting on an board like autists. We're all stupid.

>>42700469
SHE'S A MANIAC

MANIAC

ON THE FLOOOOR

>>42704338
these kids are the ones who need encouragement the most. if he stays consistent he will have a god tier physique.

douche with the ipad should be brutally murdered

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>>42702166
kek

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>>42704611
god damn it why did it change size

>>42700454
The best thing about this webm is that he positions his back correctly at the very beginning, then he fucks up. It makes me think this is bullshit because muscle memory and all that shit

>>42700651
>i deadlift 4 plates in my first 6 months at the gym

>>42702696
what is the purpose of this post sir

>>42704338
>says the faggot who takes an ipad to the gym

Classic

>>42702275

...Grandpa?

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>>42700792

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>>42700958
kek

>>42700755
>not naming the reaction image fedoraoraoraoraora.jpg

>>42704728
lel

>>42704666
http://yuruyuri.wikia.com/wiki/Akane_Akaza

>>42701075
There is a certain level of arrogance that comes with being smarter than basically everybody around you. More over, usually parents cant even raise their kids that well nowadays. I think exposing the kid to the fact that he is not almighty powerful and that his domain of competence is limited. A humbling experience like that would help a lot of them. But who cares, they are doing great anyway, they dont need our help.

>>42700454
Eww. That looks really nasty

>>42704338
props to those sticking up for the guy

>>42704338
>the chad stealth photo

>isn't even stealth
>bring an Ipad to take pictures
>finds mirrors every time so you know when he's taking a picture
>always surrounded by gym benches no matter where he is
>goes to the gym exclusively to take pictures of people
>doesn't even lift

>>42700469
kek looks so happy

>>42700725
I feel bad for all the kids growing up today who immortalize all the stupidass shit they say on the internet over social media. 20 years ago stupid kids said stupid shit out loud, it disappeared, they grew up, and moved on.

>>42701968
Yeah. The dad is a pathetic, infantile cuck and the wife is a condescending bitch who is almost certainly cheating on him.

>>42701968
Someone with actual common sense on /fit/? You should leave before this place wrecks your sense of self worth.

>>42700454
audibly yelped

>>42700941
Why womyn do dis? Imagine the faggot husband she must have.

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>>42702615
>not wanting phat-ass Asian women to squat walk around everywhere in public

>>42700469
TAAAAKE OOOON MEEEE
TAAAAKE MEEEE OOOONN

>>42700307
>guy in the back training his golf swing resistance

>>42701190
>a free bj
Wait, why even marrying some cunt if they don't go for free?

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>>42700941
>Somebody hung this up in their house
>Somebody lets their wife dictate what they do through a chart as if they were a child
>These people likely have friends and guests who see no problem with this
What the fuck is happening my dudes.
This has got me feeling some sort of emotion I've never felt. It's an immense pity mixed with disgust and even anger.
Why would you do this to yourself, as a man, as a human that sees themselves as an adult?
I feel personally disrespected both by this "man" as well as on his behalf.
Fuck.

>>42704728
Elliot Rodger?

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>>42700369
>i wish i was a douche with no self awareness, would get more women

But then you'd be a douche with no self awareness? You might want to reconsider that trade-off. Report back in at 06:00 hours and update me to Android 7.0 Nougat

>>42704618
loled way too hard

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>>42702121

Bro paper doesnt matter much. My girlfriend is a boss at her company and I'm a laborer barely making half what she makes. I still bend her over and tear that pussy up while pulling her hair. It makes me even hornier knowing shes in charge of all this people and they all got to listen to what she says but she's my little bitch.

Quit projecting your insecurities.

>>42706143

That was meant for >>42702275

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>>42700441
>Empowering

>>42698880
CrossFit isn't that cringe worthy.

>>42700275
>Woo hoo I'm a rebel just for kicks now

>>42700469
nothing wrong here

>>42700441
This girl responds me of a girl who joined my BJJ/MMA gym. Fat, ugly, creepy and probably only joined to wrestle the muscle guys. Within about two months of joining she made a Facebook page touting herself as the next big thing in Australian women's MMA. Didn't have one stripe on her white belt and she started fishing for sponsorship, and she got it too. She would post photos of herself with free shit companies sent her, pouting and myspace angles of her tits. And she was fucking useless on the mat, a useless pile of flailing blubber who never improved, on the increasingly rare times she even turned up to training. Regular as clockwork for photo posting on her fake MMA persona Facebook page though.

This barbellsandbadassery girl is exactly the same type. Total fraud, whoring for attention. Shit lifting numbers, probably hardly trains anyway, takes pics in her underwear. Another useless lazy attention whore.

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>>42700837
>What ever happened to our baby beluga after she bombed out of the ironman
> baby beluga

>>42700441

Jesus

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYW4U50FlUf

>>42700792
I would kill for a webm of that land whale putting on her wetsuit

>>42700725
my favorite part is the white dudes attempt at a pose

>>42705950
this nigga gets it
My thoughts exactly

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>>42702121
top zoz

>>42702632
i feel like theres a spectrum in relationships with women. on one side is da man who leads his wife and is chad etc. on the other is the chump who slowly degenerates himself into a whiny, toothless fool that also drags his wife down from a nice gal to a nagging shrew

>>42700941
this was probably his idea to fulfil his sub/mommy fetish

>>42706492
Fucking Christ this is terrible. Belt and knee sleeves for one plate is cringe enough, but to not even hit parallel AND good morning it, AND THEN think "the internet should see this achievement!"... delusional doesn't even begin to describe it. This is beyond cringe.

>>42705919
same bruh. Welcome to snap city

>>42706627
yeah

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>>42698880
""""gym culture"""", not even once

>>42704611
what the fuck is this?

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>>42700307
he looks like a handcar

>>42706492
>62kg squat
>approaching 1rm
Fuck me that's bad. I was benching near that for reps when I first started.

>>42704338
his mom was paying for his fucking gym membership and cut him off and he's banned from all of the gyms in that gym chain.

>>42698880
>a side not many have seen

Oh fuck off.

>>42700941
I wonder if this would uphold as a defence for domestic abuse in court

>>42700454
this nigga already booked a condo in snap city

>>42704338
Look a the guy taking the picture! The fat retard

>>42700307
which transformers movie is this?

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>>42706492
>breaks at knees first
>not even parallel
>goodmorning it up
>barely 1 plate

jesus

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>>42700941
It's sad, but I have a friend in a relationship like this. He's 24 with two kids, and probably gets to have sex only a few times a year. Poor bastard even has to wear a condom, in a long term fucking relationship.

Thing is I used to work with his gf before they got together. She was actually super cute, and it was between her and another girl for me, who I also worked with. Ended up with the other girl, fucking glad I did.

After the first kid she fucking ballooned up, but then after the second it just got retarded.

Mine is still skinny, and she's not one of those cunts that threaten you all the time to do shit.

>>42698880
is he literally bragging about a 180kg deadlift?

especially when he's not even lean

>>42701000
You're insulting the teacup right now....

>>42707405
That webm.. are their reactions fake?
Have they never seen a human?
He looks like shit and they're blown away..

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>>42707449
Azns over react like crazy.

>>42707449
>he looks like shit
you have body dysmorphia

>>42700469
Every single nigger in my gym does shit like this. It's like it's in their DNA to constantly dance like retards, whatever they may be doing.

>>42702629
Never understood why we would have to put the seat down if the girls don't have to put the seat up.

>>42706492
i prefer this one, even worse form and grunting
www.instagram.com/p/BSWX1TQF6X3/

>>42707467
no, he looks like shit.
he wouldn't place high in any bodybuilding competition.
zero lats, extended gut and poor definition and symmetry.

>>42704728
what's the reference?

>>42700441
even fat as fuck she maintains the figure, would be a really nice body if she manages to lose some weight.

>>42707467
no, he really look like shit

>>42702629
>Like it shouldn't even been written down. Or even a matter of complaints.
explain this to me, because you sound like a woman.

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>>42706439

She bought all the 'powerlifter' equipment though

>Romaleo3 squat shoes
>wrist wraps
>SBD knee sleeves
>single prong belt
>every cringe clothing item from the Girls-Who-Powerlift catalog
>uses RPE
>115lb squat

K E K

>>42707679
>52kg
>powerlift
Fuck me, didn't know my diddly 2pl8 squat was a powerlift.

>>42707372
>breaks at knees first
what does this mean

>>42705970
welcome.
most women will start gaining weight and be reluctant about sex the instant you get married, not to mention that half of what you own now belongs to her.

>>42707528
>>42706492

Have some eye bleach: https://www.instagram.com/p/BVcVAWagU5q/

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>>42707720
Holy fuck I feel like such a useless pussy.

Also want her to dominate me.

>>42704611
The size of this image made me laugh

>>42707405
this shit can't be cuter, even if fake

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>>42702121
Holy mother of keks that was brilliant

>>42707545
>>42707663
for normies that a really good physique, meanwhile what you see at a bodybuilding competition is disgusting for most women.
don't argue this because it's true.

>>42700725
That's how you look like after one year of SS.

>>42701190
As a man who's been married for 10 years, I kinda get it.

It's less of a beta thing, where you like ONLY get BJ's when you do X thing, or ONLY et your favorite beer when you do, etc. It's clearly a thing meant to kinda spice up sex life a little, make her make time for sex and do a cute little dance, etc, while you do things around the house with a bit of extra incentive, even if you would do them anyway.

It's a relationship tool, not a chastity belt, desu

>>42705076
Kek wills it

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>>42700941
There's only one thing funnier than this pic..

The replies it gets.

>>42700454
good thing he was wearing a belt

>>42702275
Most families both parents work fulltime. This isn't the 50s old man.

>>42701000
stay mad.. did you miss a fedora sale?

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>>42707470
>It's like it's in their DNA

Southerners did breed many for entertainment.

>>42707470
I noticed that too
That and they sing alot

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>>42707280
>>42708079

>>42707679
>pin squats
why doesn't she hop on linear progression instead of doing these meme exercises

>>42700725
This is by far the biggest cringe ITT

>>42704618
is this real?

>>42707528
>www.instagram.com/p/BSWX1TQF6X3/
>Bullnose piercing
>always
it's like they're trying to warn us that they're insufferable human trash through booger-covered metal in their schnozz

>>42700651
is this man in his living room?

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>>42709546
Where do you lift if not your living room?

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>>42707855

>>42708159
my theory is that their ancestors used to sing in the cotton fields and now it's part of their DNA to sing

>>42707467
no, that guy has genetic lottery dysmorphia and appears to have hgh gut without having hgh muscles

>>42707855
Yeah there's definitely a ton of either young or unwed overcompensation going on ITT

Also married for 10+ years

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>>42710088
I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years and it hasn't hit that point yet.

I fucking hope it never does.

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>>42704338
This makes me sad

>>42700792
>'world' class

I didn't even realise weight classes went that high.

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>>42704338
What a dumb fat faggot.

Everyone was that kid once

I remember going to the gym for the first time and being in awe of all those big dudes around me, not being able to do a single pull up, afraid of just benching the bar.

>yfw big motherfuckers took you under their wing and taught you the way of iron

>>42710305
BRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAAAAAPPPP

>>42701968

Being a stay at home mom isn't difficult. If the wife isn't doing all that shit regularly with some occasional help from a husband she's a lazy piece of shit. Don't ever believe a woman when she tells you how hard something is, for them any minor inconvenience is a herculean ordeal.

>>42707855
>>42710088

Dubs of faggoty. I would never let that shit anywhere in my house unless I'd had my balls surgically removed.

t. married man

>>42700454
Aaaaaaaa

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Fresh OC

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>>42711493
>manlets

>>42704728
Is this the director's cut of The Room?

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>>42700941
>rewarding a grown man with sex
>being this much of a cuck to allow this
>being that useless that you can only use your body to please your partner

>>42707708
It means she's bending at the knees before bending at the hips. There's nothing wrong with it if you're able to squat straight down, but she clearly is too fat to do so and thus her ass shoots out while she's mid-squat

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>>42700941

>>42712308
>pipe cleaner arms
>no traps
>man tits
>"most of it is muscle"
Had a good laugh, thank you anon

>>42705963
gets me every fuckin time

>>42700923
>sesh

>>42701492
>>42702612
I thought the same thing
His calves are really pathetic

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>>42712485
pic related is him today after couple of cuts

>>42702696
>>42704666

The girl with the panties on her head is the supersaiyan girl's older sister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpAa9vMPZqM

>>42704611
do you even post bro?

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>>42711493

>DM me for coaching

Jesus christ, the cancer.

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>>42704611

>>42705076
Compare that too this

>the virgin creep shot

>takes half an hour to take the picture because he's nervous
>elaborately hides phone underneath layers of clothing
>never posts his stealth photos to social media
>goes to the gym just to take pictures of people because he's to beta to lift weights

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>>42704707

>step

kek

>>42700469
GANBATTE

>>42707599
People who consciously think about being "alpha" or "beta" are probably beta.

>>42712590
are those... basketball shorts?

>>42702275
I'm a 30+ a week mailman and my gf is a 40 hour a week sales rep. Because she works 10 hours more she feels the need to kick it while I do the chores.

Shit idek where I'm going with this I'm a cuck that walks 10 miles a day with a 20lbs satchel and shitty calf insertions.

>>42712609
Whats wrong with this? weighted dips are a great exercise.

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>>42700941
I got creeped out by this because I thought it was a father's chart he made for his teenage daughter

>>42712308

Jesus....that tub of chewed up bubble gum needs to reach 185 before he'll see any definition.

>>42701075
I have job shadowed dentists and there are many doctors that come in. Most of them are so fucking out of touch with reality it amazes me how they can be so smart in the medical field.

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>>42712701
HAHA you are a literal cuck. She tested you and you failed. You have no one to blame but yourself.

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>>42712692

>>42702362
there is a time and place to workout. This is not one of them. Honestly, this doesn't even do anything. This is supposed to be used for fucking warm ups, not a fucking set.

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>>42700941
While it is pretty pathetic, he has permanent nagging immunity as long as he puts the seat down once a day, he can also cheat once a week if he does the kids lunches

>>42705950
Kek, this is the first thing that came to mind

>>42704338
There was a sequel to this, dude got told off by the gym owner, cried, then got his membership revoked.

>>42700454

Damn dude ....

>>42712827
>nagging immunity
you can't complain in your own fucking house?

>>42712867
The wife cant nag.

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>>42712875
of course she can't

>>42710746
>I'll be divorced by this time next year
Listen to your elders, sonny

>>42701453
She identifies as a powerlifter, so she is. Shitlord.

>>42701492
Oh shit hes not!
What the fuck

>>42706627
That's honestly just as pathetic. More understandable, but just as pathetic.

>>42700792
>BRRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>42706492
am i the only one who thinks shes THICC?

>>42712590
Looked through his instagram just now. His neck and forearms are so skinny and it bothers me to no end

>>42712641
>this guy has followers and gets liked
further confirmation that social media is for retards

>>42713173
nothing is stopping you to make a profile and get liked n shit. stop being so jelly

>>42700469
What's exactly being worked out here?

>>42712837
>>42707211
Source?

>>42700307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j18e_ID-DpA

>>42712308
>barbaric gentleman
>4 plates
>viking shit
>looks like this
/fit/izen detected

>>42707720
That got my dick kinda hard.

>>42706492

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYegfUilcrJ

>>42713333
Checkd and kekd
good lad

>>42701000

imagine being this insecure from a photo of a stranger

>>42710559

Same, when I started benching I was a 100lb scrawny high schooler, if someone had done that to me I'd probably have never gone back desu

Fortunately the guys at my gym were pretty chill

>>42700307
I love kill bill

>>42700454
jesus I thought this was snuff for the first few seconds

>>42701075
like the others said, high intelligence often results in low common sense

imagine just coasting through the formulative years of your life (see: school) because nothing challenges you enough so you don't give a shit about learning

if that isn't bad enough, imagine also having parents that don't encourage you to learn

recipe for disaster or, at the least, mediocrity

>>42712609
that's not cringe, that's fucking epic

>>42701968
Thank you. If these things were't being done than the man deserves an albeit condecending chart like this.
>all these people complaining that cleaning is the woman's job
Woman have careers too ffs it's 2017

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>>42707515

>>42712590
audibly kek'd

>>42705963
This is the real cringe

>>42713254
https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/4chan-reddit-gym-bully-banned/

>>42707679
>pin squats from parallel

>>42706886
no discernable strenght

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>>42700454
Christ

>>42712590
what the fuck I look almost exactly like this guy
except my traps are bigger

>>42707449
They're overreacting

Also I don't think bodybuilding is very common in Asia, they're probably not used to seeing muscular guys.

>>42712746
>do your chores and I'll let you buy me beer

>>42704338
I fucking hate Australians so much.

>>42701134

man... i feel bad for him, this is why you never fucking ever go 3d

>>42707119
kek

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>When people make fitness any more than movement and lifting iron up and down

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>>42710746
>filter changes c'uck into kek
how ironic

>>42716076
i think only queenslanders are capable of this

>>42712609
You should never put down anyone
who tries when it comes to things like that, he
probably worked up a lot of balls to go down to the gym.
You and everyone else looking to better themselves was
at one point 'starting out' and is never easy.

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>>42704338
why the fuck would someone cover up the identity of this scum?, he should be well known and banned for life in all gyms of the world, and being memed by all the internet, while being pointed in where he go.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTtG5gi_tWk

>>42717629

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viQnHOXyqEg

>>42711493
looks like Mario Götze

>>42700307
BOOYAKASHA

>>42702275
Like the toilet seat?

>>42707677
If you open a shelf you close it again?!
Same thing.
The default for a toilet is seat and cover are down.

Your mum/dad should have explained that you.

>>42701851
You may as well stop waking up then.

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>>42700725
Holy fuck this is some toecurling shit

I can imagine the dude actually made that response in real life

>>42701190
This, so much this

>>42707119
nice

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>>42713333
>I change into a car so Tyrone can drive Stacey and the dog
More like Turbo Cuck lmao

>>42700469
I kind of want to do this
Imagine doing it to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

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>>42700923
desu he looks better than 99% of the population of america
so fuck off

>>42717496
Nah our first lift was 200 kilo bench bra

>>42713202
back ligaments

>>42701190
SHIT, until this post I thought that the sticker chart was put up by daddy for one of his kids.

>>42707515
In a household with one man and one woman, there are 4 options to use the toilet. The man pees or shits and the woman pees or shits. In 3 out of those 4 scenarios, the toilet seat must be down. That's why the default (in a house with at least 1 female) is seat down.>>42707677

>>42705076
>turns volume on ipad up to top
>turns volume on bluetooth surroundsound to max
>setting:burst mode
>ground shaking from ipad shutting going off

mfw sluts love it

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>>42702121

>>42718584
He looks like he goes to the gym, nothing spectacular. The cringe is that he claims that he won a physique competition.

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>>42698880
stuff like this

>>42718793
Tbh he doesn't even look like he goes to the gym. I've lifted for 6 months and I look better

>>42718590
say's the faggot who brings an ipad to the gym.

>>42715281
so you are so stupid that you can't check the place before sitting your big ass down?
sorry for you.

>>42718021
how passive aggresive, london.
you can put the seat in the position that you like, it won't kill you.

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>>42707679
>115 lb squat
>be me, curlbro who does legs once in a blue moon
>still squating twice as much as her
Feels good man.

>>42704338
>Don't be intimidated at the gym, no one's paying attention to you

>>42712667
lelmao

>>42705876
This

>>42713193
>i'm jealous of this windbag
>implying i want a social media presence
yeah guess again, jordan

>>42701134
>her penis
lost it

>>42700307
>manlet chariot available today

>>42712800
I don't think you understand what "cuck" or "literal" means

I'm starting to realize pepe is a obvious sign of "I'm 13 and what is this"

>>42712907
>married
>dignity

Pick one


This is why marriage is for women. It is really just a legal contract that only benefits them in case of divorce, both financially and if kids involved.

>>42718021
>open a shelf

Wut

>>42700941
>the BJ row is already full

>>42707545
yes, comparing a mans physique to the .00001% of the population that dedicates their whole lives to injecting themselves with boatloads of horse steroids IS A TOTALLY HEALTHY MINDSET

>>42704338

>kid realizes he's a skinny fuck
>decides he's going to do something about it
>works hard and does the best he can to improve himself
>actively trying to fix the damn problem
>fat no leg day retard makes fun of him

disgraceful

>>42701879
small jointed manlet does roids

>>42715879

>doing weakness training when you're just weak

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>>42715275
le current year

>>42718705
I'm sorry but you've been jewed my friend. You see while the use of the toilet is relevant, it is not the most relevant thing. The thing in question is the moving of the toilet seat.

(Assuming equal shit to piss ration) When a man goes to pee there are 4 possible previous events at the toilet. 3 of those (his wife using the toilet + his shitting) would result in the toilet seat being down. So there's a 75% chance he will have to lift the toilet seat. Assuming he shits half the time and pisses the other half, he will have to either lift or lower the toilet seat 50% of times he goes to the bathroom.

For a woman the same calculations mean she will have to lower the seat 25% of the time she visits the bathroom.

Basically you were already doing twice as much work as her, now she has you doing 100% of the work load. You are a cuck.

>>42718705
Only cucks would give a shit about that though