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/fit/ humor thread

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/fit/ humor thread
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>>42616760
im here anon
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>>42616502

If I wanted humor I'd ask about your one rep max.
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screencaps of funny /fit/ threads are good too
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>>42616793
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA GOOD JOKE ANON!!!!!!!!!!
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>>42616809
I don't get it. Is A T L A N T I C a meme or something?
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>>42616834
It's a play on the L O N D O N meme
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>>42616840
I've never been awared on that meme either
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>>42616852
Newfag GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!
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>>42616852

Summerfags get off my board


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>42616871
>>42616876
Excuse me gir not being a NEET who spends all his time on 4chan.
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>>42616796
Holy shit, this made me laugh hard. Please more
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>>42616796
amazing
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>walk into university gym
>walk to squat racks
>30 tall skinny black dudes all clustered in front of all 4 squat racks
>they are curling the bar in the squat racks
>the entire basket ball team is fucking curling
>in all the squat racks
>they are passing the bar back and forth between each other
>using up all the clips in the gym to make sure the 2.5lb plates don't fall off
>coaches in corner being fat and talking shit to each other
>"YEAH BRO JUST ONE MORE"
>Manlet of basket ball team struggling with 50lb curls
>"YEAH BRO YOU GOT THIS WOOP WOOP WOOP"
>godfuckingdamnit
>go to deadlift platform instead
>five minutes later they stop curling and all trample over the platform to exit gym
>"GREAT JOB YALL WOOO HELL YEAH"
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>>42616558
I fell for the 5'7 is average height meme, I get my height commented on quite often (but I also bring it up in jokes sometimes). I'd say 5'8 is the cut off really, but 5'5 and under is truly-fucked tier
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>>42616928
My wife finally caught me on 4chan a couple nights ago. Fuck that was humiliating
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If I wanted humor I'd ask how long it takes you to run a mile
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0uhDZ06hrQ

5:58

>dat catback
Nice coach you SS niggers have.
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>>42616913
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>>42616834
>>42616852
>>42616907
Calm down, son. The guy who posted it, here. A long time ago, on this stupid board, used be to a faggot named TinyTrip.
One day, a trap posted a picture of itself on the board, and Tiny commented on it, asking if she was from London, not knowing that she was a fuckin tranny.

Since then, it has become a meme to see anything that's slightly attractive to go
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

and there ya go.
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>>42617012
>make sure it hits your lower abdomen
>doesn't even come close to his fucking stomach

this was such a weird video
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>>42617006
>shit he's too tall!
shouldn't have laughed but damn
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>>42616809
I really miss crab threads :(
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>>42616915

s-sauce on the ass sweat image???
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>>42617030
Out of breath doing 3 reps of lmao1pl8 too.
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>>42616980
>>42616558
>5'10"
>in my shit hometown full of nothing but spics
>taller than everybody
>go to my 95% white college
>everybody is at least 3 inches taller than me
>at LEAST
People aren't meming when they say that 3rd worlders drag down all averages, average height for real people is around 6ft
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>>42617046
i dont understand
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>>42617060
The f means do reps till failure
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>>42617082
no i dont understand the "its just a question brah" and why it has so many replies
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>>42617098

he thought the poster was calling him a failure for asking a stupid question
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>>42617098
because he thought the dude was just calling him a failure so he was like

what the fuck i was just asking a question
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>>42617019
>she
>ŧranny
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>>42616928
Are girlfriends just mums who babysit us during the day and fuck us at night
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>>42617098
Is this you?
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>>42617141
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>>42616852
how is it not even labor day yet
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>>42617098
op assumed instantly that a comment saying "failure" was a reference to his character, even though it was the right answer, so op must have had failure on his mind to jump the gun so hard
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>>42616998
caught you? cuckold.
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>>42617098
Failure.
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>>42617198
It was /fit/ so at least it was a blue board
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>>42617131
>tranny
>say she
>look like an sjw cuckboi
>say he
>look like an edgy alt right fuckboi
cant win
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>>42616796
>Him bent over + the look on her face
Omfg
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>>42616979
fucking niggers lads
day of the rope just got sooner
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>>42617012

pls be less of a disappointment to your family and friends by killing yourself.
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>>42617233
>it
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>>42617049
>average height for real people is around 6ft
i'm 6-1 and while i don't consider myself tall, i catch myself being the tallest guy in the room all the fucking time. 5-10 strikes me as average.
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>>42617274
>the rear suspension instantly snaps
Been here for 2 years now, still losing my shit to this
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>>42617315
i'm 6 foot in slav land and i feel like a subhuman waste of space
literally a bug that can be squished with no effort
how do manlets do this
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>>42617098
maybe answering "to failure" actaully didn't yet helped the guy
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>>42617271
every time :(
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>>42617271
never start the circle. the circle never end and cannot be stopped.
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>>42617098
Failure.
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>>42616998
I browse /fit/ in front of my gf, what is the fucking problem you cuck
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>>42617144
well she should have dropped the shirt charade when they were alone.
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>>42616760
Don't cry anon, what is it?
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>>42616793
SAVAGE
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>>42617509
>girl is naked in front of you
>well the girl didn't state her intentions you see
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>>42616979
the hell kinda college basketball team has 30 people on it lol, I don't believe this happened.
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>>42617520
she wasn't naked in that story
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>>42617553
i thought she took off her shirt
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>>42617274
I love how she just rolls with it
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>>42616781
everytime i see this fucking picture i can't help but fucking laugh, every goddamn time it never fails, for years and years now
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>>42616502
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>>42617012
> not mentioning rippletits looking like king of manlets next to niki
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>>42617357
6 ft in slav is actually kinda tall, if you mean russia, Im 6'3 and last time Ive visited moscow, I swear I was taller than 95% ppl around
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>>42617633
Given her shape rolling is probably the best thing for her joints
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>>42617357
feels good to be bosnian
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>>42617243
top fucking kek
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>>42618194
>THE BONBON EST FINI
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someone post the dude who ate a shit ton of eggs?
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>>42618194
gets me every time
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>>42618066
it's literally the tallest place on earth you moron
read the pic related
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>>42617012
Allan Thrall and rippletitties should collab
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>>42617901
>The Chad Profile
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>>42617243
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>>42616796

I wanna take creepshots in the gym so bad.
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>>42618194
this is fucking retarded and probably the worst thing i've seen in one of these threads in recent memory
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>>42617141
A-anon what the fug
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>>42617274
>I stay asleep
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>/fit/ tells me to bench without clips if I'm alone so I don't die
>okay.jpg
>load up and start pressing
>notice weight is slipping off when I come back up
>try and put bar back but too slow
>don't get hurt but fall spectacularly off bench as weight slips off completely
FUCK YOU /FIT/
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>>42617901

this made me legit LOL for 15 minutes it took me to read between crying.
FUKKEN SAVED
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>>42617098
You're the reason people think weightlifters are meatheads
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>>42617639

I tottally feel you breh
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>>42616502
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>>42616781
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>>42618615
you didnt get hurt
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>>42618859
Pride got hurt
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>>42618842
6/10 shoop
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>>42617019

We really need some new e-celebs that can keep up the good luz like Trip & Zyzz used to deliver.
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>>42616760
Why is he wearing a shirt, but no pants in the shower
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Does anyone have the "2 scoops of mutant whey" screencap?
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>>42617098
BOI
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>>42617315
I am also 6ft1 and feel tall until I come home to my family where I am truly of average height, uncles cousins and brothers taller than me
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>>42617013
laughed hard
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>>42617825
>>42618194
>>42617901
these are amazing
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>>42616852
so this your first thread on /fit/ ?
lurk more before you post again newfag
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Posting some of my favorites
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>>42619226
People are gonna get pissed about this one
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>>42617012
1:44 "Achilles injun injuries"
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>>42616760
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>>42619226
The only thing that pisses me off is the mixed up words.
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>>42617243
I don't know what's funnier: the clever meta joke or the tiny little manlet Wojak barely able to see his PC
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>>42619274
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>>42619334
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>>42618194
top kek
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>>42617012

>That fucking lanklet woman with her shoulders below her hips at set up

This is why I choose to be 5'10''
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>>42616852
Then you obviously don't live in
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>42617046
Must be a millenial, sensitive honey dumpling
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>>42617141
No, they're more like daughters who we babysit during the day and fuck at night.
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>>42619226
delET THIS
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>>42617901
BEST IN THREAD
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>>42617082
wtf it means 15 reps, like when someone says 10xF they mean one set of fifteen.
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>>42617577
Kekd at the last line
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>>42619283
>i love you for who you are
what is mixed up about that?
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>>42617034
Is Scooby the biggest self absorbed cunt in the fitness Youtube thing? Always chastising people for using steroids, even though he uses them himself and has not been natty for decades.
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>>42619542
Read again faggot
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>>42619554
i just read that 10 times
what the fuck is wrong
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>>42619554
the one you posted is correct, the other one posted before is not.
both are retards.
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>>42619542
The screencap I posted is shooped, the original had the word mix-up (original was "I love you for you who are").
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>>42617357
>190cm tall croat
>not even THAT tall

croats, bosnians and serbs are extra tall for some reason
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>>42619221
The real reason ill never roid right here.
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>>42619609
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>>42619570
that makes it better desu
the fact that so many people fell for misspelled bait kek
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>>42617271
TEEHEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE'RE ALL WEAK-WILLED FAT NORMIE SHITS XDDDDD
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>>42619451
it joke
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>>42617098
Failure.
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>>42617141
>Cuck detected

I don't know where to start with this autism
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>>42618194
thank you anon actually. I was looking everywhere for this
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>>42616558
literally, unironically me

>5'6" manlet on suicide watch reporting in
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>>42616852
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My personal favorite.
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>>42616998

This >>42617482 Hell I've played gifs of those trap reveals in front of her and just laughed it off. If your wife can't handle your no homo /fit/ tendencies then maybe she isn't right for you dude.
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>>42618859
well said
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>>42617144
fuuuuuarrkkk i legit havent laughed so hard in a while

why havent i seen this one before???? and im an oldfag
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>>42619800
Get the fuck out of here with that shit Mohammed.
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>>42618194
i have not lost so hard in fucking years. oh my god
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>>42616928
I miss people spamming the ITT u mad?? picture. Dank times.
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>>42617098
Failure.
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>>42617578
she took off his shirt
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>>42619259
>IDF
>European skin
Jews are nonwhite
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>>42619800
>No sex before the game!

nofap debunked again and again
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>>42616907
>neet
>being /fit/
pick one
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>>42617098
you know you have to be 18 to browse here right?
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>>42619800
>Common misconceptions
>napoleon was short
>napoleon was 5'7"
>...5'7" not being short
when will they learn
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>>42617019
>spoonfeeding
Come on now
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>>42617012

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING FAT CLOWN? ARE AMERICANS THAT FUCKIGN STUPID THAT WILL FALL FOR ANY SCUM ARTIST OUT THERE?
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>>42619679
>>>>>>/r9k/
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>>42617271
>>42617419
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LAIS-ADK6c8
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>>42617476
i've been bringing this up whenever someone posts this
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>>42619800
>41% of Americans think that humans and dinosaurs coexisted
Jesus Christ, people
How is America a super power?
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>>42619240
average day for SIPS
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>>42616793
Fpbp
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>>42616998
I download funny meme images and share with my wife and daughters.
>Feels guy
>Spurdo
>DaliMechzilla
Man up, Anon! The redpill is best served in minute doses.
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Anon those muscles are illegal.
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>>42618615
Press in a cage.
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>>42620211

Sounds like a normal day in the cuckshed called Sweden.
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>>42617274
>I stay asleep
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>>42619221
>said no homo couple of times

kek
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>>42619226
reddit pls go
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>>42616558
I fucking hate being short please stop posting height-related memes
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>>42617012

>that thickletits with glasses to the right

She would get the dick.
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>>42617274
What version of DnD is this? This dumb bitch didn't even roll a saving throw.
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>>42617572
make it back, Rich, c'mon
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>>42619240
Fuck that got me good.
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>>42619478
>roleplay as mom or daughter and fuck at night

I WANT THIS FANTASY
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>>42620291
As a manlet, you have to learn to laugh at yourself, people don't really care in the real world anyway, so just enjoy the memes.
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>>42619240

Goddamn, that SIPS happy ending

10/10
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>>42620461
>people don't really care in the real world anyway
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>>42619170
this happened this week wtf?
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>>42617243
this is my favorite screencap
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>>42619283
>le /fit/ is /r9k/
fuckoff lad
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>>42617271
When will Reddit go back to school
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>>42617572
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>>42616502
Is that Dharma tuna?
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>>42616558

>dem tippie toes
Kek
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>>42617098

You had F explained to you and you still don't get it? You may be legit retarded, son.
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>>42619226

LIES
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>>42620315
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>>42617141
breh
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>>42621393
wat the fjuck
>>
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Pretty sure this is /fit/ related
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>>42617012
I want niki to sit on my face
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>>42619226
>I love you for YOU WHO ARE
Dumbass
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>>42618938
>2k17
>Never having a shower cry

What are you doing with your life and how can I emulate it?
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>>42617901
>his wife pussy tastes like strawberry, and when i´m done with it, it looks like jam
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>>42616915
There needs to be a 5th image of a guy drinking a protein shake out of a girl's ass.
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>>42616980
>>42617049
Yea I was told 5'6" was the average for the world and that 5'7" was average for USA. If you're not counting illegal citizens in the south then I'd agree that the average height for men in the USA is 5'9"-5'10" but the closer to Mexico you get the shorter it is. I'm 5'8" and used to live in Texas where people thought I was relatively tall. I moved to Colorado and now everyone is taller than me. Doesn't help that I live in the city of the literal olympic training center and a good percentage of those people taller than me are fuarking juicy.
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>>42617901
>his wife's pussy tastes like strawberries, and when I'm done with it it looks like jam
Holy FUCK I havnt laughed that hard in ages. Gonna blow a fucking gasket
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>>42617282
Tell me more about this day of the rope
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>>42619226
Pls no
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>>42619293
>top lel
man those were more innocent times
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5'9 here, am I fucked?
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>>42618194
fucking kek
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>>42621715
5,6 here
subjectively no
objectively yes
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>>42621715
you can always
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>>42619863
Oh god this just happened today?? Makes you wonder.
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>>42618814
What is this from
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>>42621715
No. Just don't expect to pull any models. You can get a cute girl if she isn't aware of how attractive she is or can be.
Most men may be your height or taller, but that doesn't mean women aren't attracted to you. They are by nature shorter.
You could also just move away from where people are taller. North Americans are tall. Northern Europeans are tall. Northern Chinese people are tall... You see where this is going?
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>>42618194
Thanks anon, i must've added 10 years onto my life, I'm in fookin tears.
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>>42618194
It's always the most retarded things that make me laugh the hardest
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>>42617621
>save image
>pic related

i've never seen this before...
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>>42621393
This one is less funny when you realize it's just his friends trolling a pr vid
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>>42621853
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>>42617577
>brother-in-law whose girlfriend is unemployed
>brother-in-law
>girlfriend

wat.
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>>42619259
>t. liberal cuck

IDF destroys those sandies
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>>42616558
honestly I'm a lot shorter than that and I don't worry about it, and no one comments on it
sometimes people think I'm still in school but I also still have acne and a high-pitched voice so I think those play into it just as much
sometimes these pictures make me feel bad about it though, not in general, just about my prospects of ever getting someone to date me
I just want to find someone I can love and respect who feels the same about me
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>>42618295
Dinaric Slavs live much closer to Italy than Russia.
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>>42616998
>caught
Sharing is caring brah.
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>>42620022
Nofap and noporn have literally nothing to do with nosex.
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>>42621878
YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE? IM FUCKING SCARED BRAH
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>>42617282
pics or you're a liar
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>>42619240
fuckin lol
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>>42621904
i have brothers in law through my sisters marriage. her husband's brother has a girlfriend.
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>>42617019
>she was a tranny
>she
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>>42621904
His wife's brother's girlfriend.
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>>42621393
the leg shaking gets me every fucking time
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>>42617049
Lmao bitter manlet
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>>42617098
meta
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>>42617633
probably thought it was a type of restraint
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>>42616793
Include me in the screencap
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>>42622244
Oh fuck those digits
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>>42619180
Holy crap
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>>42621853
thats crazy, wouldnt the odds be like 10^-13
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>>42619259
i appreciate this
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>>42617012
he flattens it out before he lifts it. kys DYEL
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>>42617141
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>>42617098
powerful bait
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>>42621715
Just get money.
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>>42617621
Hey I know this bulge
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>>42620211
95% sure it was an awkward flirt attempt
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>>42617572
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>>42619553
TRT after 40 is not "doing steroids"

That's like saying the guy who smokes weed a few times a week is a drug addict, which, on second thought, some of fit will unironically agree with
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>>42617233
sidestep the problem by using they
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>>42622647
what
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>>42617198
>mommy caught me looking at internet girls
wow. healthy relationship. no wonder shes fucking another dude.
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>>42616852
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>>42617013
Fucking dead
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>>42617141
O shit bro wat is u doing
>>
>>42616796
Obviously her boyfriend, you virgins
>>
>>42621881

Books are for faggots
>>
>>42621853
I thought these were sequential, not RNG??>>42622291
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>>42616558
>tfw short but a qt azn
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>>42619274

What is wrong with that routine that makes you so sick
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>>42621653
It is the day when the Rollerboys will hang all their enemies.
>>
>>42622659
>a few times a week
Hope no one falls for this b8
>>
>>42617532
okay i take it back
/fit/ is the funniest board
>>
>>42616998
Me and my fiance watch /gif/ together. What is your problem cuck.
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>>42619594
6 feet is 183cm
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>>42622694
We were talking about anon's wife caught him browsing 4chan and how much he's a cuckhold and you suddenly talks about mommy and implying that because you're watching girls on the internet she's fucking another guy and the relationship is unhealthy
If you were only retarded this would have been funny but you're also a cuck and that i can not tolerate.
gtfo this board and don't ever post unless it is in the special cuckhold thread on /b/
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>>42621393
>tfw no gym bros to fuck around and deadlift with
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>>42623459
>tfw lift at home in complete silence
My middle-aged neighbor used to come over and lift with me in the garage and shoot the shit but I had to move 4 hours away for work.
It's a sad feeling.
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>>42623459
I know that feel bro, I tried getting my long term GF to be my gym bro. We went together for about two weeks and then she broke up with me...
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>>42623605
C'mon here bro
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>>42621751
every tiem god damn
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>>42622659
>few times a week
I've got some bad news for you, anon.
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>>42620109

Napoleon was at least average for his time.
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>>42619180
fucking kek
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>>42619170
that thread wasnt even good man, why?
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>>42620211
Sounds like assmad feminist wanted to leverage her legal authority over the guy for daring to be manly
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>>42619553
Scooby is completely natty you fucking dyel. Don't project your insecurities jist because you're lazy.
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>>42617243
BTFO
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>>42624106
No he isn't you dumb fuck. His muscle mass is impossible to maintain at his age. He has been on TRT for about two decades.
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>>42623019
they are. its a unix epoch timestamp. You can see the exact time a 4chan picture was posted by reading its filename.

Example, '1165358910642' means my image was saved from 4chan 'Tuesday, December 5, 2006 10:48:30.642 PM', proving just how much of a loser I am.

Visit http://epochconverter.com/ for more info.
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>>42617012
damn, most of dudes got fucking bellys hanging out, for what purpose
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>>42616558
>all the greatest athletes were under 5'9
lol, no

(Bolt is 6'5 for those who don't know)
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>>42618842
wait so this wasnt from Jeff Seid?
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>>42616502
There's already one stickied
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>>42617141
Made me laugh, unironically good post
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>>42620211
>>42620230
>>42622580
>>42623882
She wanted to get him to do a (general) drug test because she thought he was an abuser, the steroids were just a pretense. But obviously /pol/ memes are funnier so why believe anything else
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>>42623122
>>42623757

>which, on second thought, some of fit will unironically agree with

You guys can't read can you? Imagine being so insecure that you can't handle an adult independent of you enjoying some weed once in a while. Sounds rough.
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>>42622951
>Asking girls whether they want to die as a pickup line
I should really try this sometime
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>>42621853
you clicked on an image that you'd already saved otherwise the time stamp would start with 15
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>>42617012
I want to see the SSniggers mental gymnastics with this one
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>>42617019
>spoonfeeding
You are the reason these newfags blatantly invade our culture and act like the way they do. Remember when they were simply told to lurk moar ?
Degeneration of a hobby.jpg
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>>42623121
>>42621653
>>42617282

The only day anyone has to fear is the day all the alt-cucks get into their cars since they drive so fucking dangerously
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>>42618194
My eyes are tearing, thank you Anon
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>>42617532
Why are doctors such gains goblins?
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>>42624401
He's also a nigger though
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>>42621775
This is gonna sound stupid but growing up my sisters had this American Girl doll computer game where you essentially use the characters to make your own play and I'm 90% sure it's from that
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>>42619800
>jihad does not mean holy war
>this nitpicking
lol

>"a struggle or fight against the enemies of Islam."
>"In classical Islamic law, the term refers to armed struggle against unbelievers"
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>>42618961
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>>42618615
But did you die?
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>>42617019
>tfw was around when /fit/ was funny af and L O N D O N was being spammed in extremely funny ways

Now when I see it, I realize how long its been.
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