>tfw no gf who caresses and feels your muscles

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>tfw no gf to hug and hold hands with

>>42446023
but that is degenerate anon

>>>/r9k/
sage

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Get a whore. Honestly it's like unlocking a cheat code if you have money.

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>tfw imaginary gf

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>broke up with my gf and hate being alone but it's better than being with her

Gf was feeling muscles last night. Felt great. More satisfying than sex TBQH

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>mfw I think about her grabbing my biceps, running her hands over my pecs and abs while her eyes roll back into her head as I put her on the express to pound town

>mfw we've got her place to ourselves in a couple days

>mfw the new sex toys arrive tomorrow and my next batch of weed lube turned out 100%

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>>42446497
>sex toys
Get outta here, you degenerate.

>>42446545
>Not gagging your girl while tying a hitachi to her clit before spelunking her weedy backdoor while she has chain orgasms enabled by the mild high

I'll fuck yours next :^)

>>42446497
>bunch of sex toys
>weed lube
>don't even have your own place
>degenerate

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>tfw no gf anymore

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>>42446023
>tfw no big milkies mommy to caress my hair while i rest on her breasts

>>42446608
>not fucking college girls who have no car

Enjoy your roastie!

>>42446592
I have actually done this minus the weed lube and its fucking amazing and whitebread insecure faggots need to try it because honestly they're missing out.

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>>42446008
>gf likes to feel my muscles
>grabs my body and says it feels "meaty"
>whenever she cooks she adds an extra portion of protein for me to "feed"
>tfw gf supports lifting and cooks for me

I get a little turned on when she cooks for me.

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>tfw no gf to give you validation for all your hard work

>>42447672
Statistically speaking, this relationship will end.

>Date chick while on 1 month vacation
>She hugs me real tight and caresses me every night we went to sleep
>Tenderly kisses me every day to wake me up
>Finally leave to go back to my country
>Get text some days ago from her telling me she really misses me
Fuck I didn't want to feel this

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>>42446008
>get home after long day
>12 hours at work, 1 and a half in the gym
>about to pass out
>hating life because college in one month and no friends to chill with
>doggo jumps on bed
>warmth from lab-pointer puppy heats up my aching quads
>looks at me with big brown eyes full of love
>licks my face

Everythings gonna be ok

>>42447711
you caninecucks are fucking disgusting

>>42446649
>College girl
>Sex toys
>Weed lube
>Not roastie
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

My ex gf used to massage my back in the shower and feel up my back and abs, then she'd get horny and we'd fuck. I still miss it.

>>42447731
you just need love

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>tfw no girl who respects you besides your mom

>>42447774
Mom is always best

>>42447777
Those numbers don't lie. Have you told your mother you love her today, /fit/?

>>42447731
I'm sorry that someone hurt you so badly that not even a dog's love can heal your heart.

>>42446332
I know this feel
>find out she's tearing through boyfriends because she's such a miserable cunt nobody wants to be with her
>find out she's miserable, angry, and hates life because of it, and has completely given up on men

But remember, it's men's fault she's a psycho bitch that no guy wants to be with.

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>tfw no muscles to caress and feel
This is /fit/ you faggots.
Who cares about girls.

>>42447809
Why the fuck do you think 90% of guys are here?
>inb4 /fit/ is gay

>>42447801
Dude it's a fucking animal you paid 50 bucks for in a shelter, relax. It ain't one of the family.

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>>42447777
>>42447787
I hugged my mom today

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>tfw have a crush but too beta to ask her out
>tfw just imagining what we would do togheter
>today i even imagined her inviting me to meet her parents

the worst part is she probably even likes me

>>42448029
Good. She'll love you for who you are no matter what.

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>>42446008
>tfw gf who doesn't mire your body
I got ripped for her

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>met this girl on tinder and went on a date
>bar hopped around the city, had a great time
>kissed goodbye, said she wanted to see me again
>ghosted me after
>havent heard from her in 2 weeks

i thought we had something kinda special

>>42447834
it's not gay if you're honest with yourself.

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>>42446008
>Tfw in love with 9/10 gf
>not done losing fat
>She doesn't caress my muscles

>have my driver's license, sorta
>I can ride with people who have their license for 5 years
>go on a trip with a girl
>traveling down the highway
>cops stop us
>instantly ask her license because they can see I'm not allowed to drive her if she doesn't have hers long enough
>she gives it
>cops say she can't ride with me
>look at her "You said you could ride with me"
>I didn't, I wanted to impress her and knew it wasn't allowed
>long story short I dropped her at the side of the highway and rode off
>haven't heard from her since

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>just got out of relationship with 48 yr woman

So fucking good bros. Nothing better than having a mommy who will take care of you emotionally but who you can also fuck and creampie

Trick is meeting them, its a lot harder than people your own age

>>42448307
I almost puked reading this.

>>42448307
best age for a woman is 35 and up. Good on you for giving the older ladies some love

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>>42446008
>tfw lifting doesn't make the autism go away

>>42448339
makes it worse, you'll be attracting more attention but don't know how to handle this

>>42447774
>tfw your mom doesn't even respect you
>tfw your mom thinks you a disappointment

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>Tfw tiny 5'1 powerlifter gf with messy blonde hair, tattoos, and septum piercing that calls me daddy when I make her squirt all over her freshly washed sheets

I honestly don't deserve her

>>42448388
>5'1
>Tattoos
>Messy hair
Ew

>>42448399
No accounting for taste. Dubs thread?

>>42448388
jesus christ that sounds like the dream

>banging this pawg from tinder
>watching my black dick get swallowed by the contrasting pale ass

hnngh I love living in america

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>>42448478
>spreading aids

>>42448285
This story doesn't make sense.
You can only drive a car if you are accompanied by someone that has his driver license for 5 years or longer, that is what you are saying??
And then you can drop her off and drive alone??
What??

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>tfw gf who doesnt care about my muscles
Bitch doesnt even caress my abs like most girls do

>>42448588
Kind of red flag desu - low empathy.

>>42448527
>Implying white males aren't more overweight than black ones
The degeneracy isn't divided among races in burgerland, we are all pretty equal in that regard. Other than that I agreed.

>>42446322
is it good?
maybe i might make an imaginary gf too i am quite lonely

>>42446608
learn how to greentext you muppet.

>>42446008
better than being in a marriage where your wife doesn't caress and feel your muscles

One cost a whole lot more than being single. Women are fuckin scrubs bro, stay clean. They lure you in, keep you satisfied right until they don't have to.

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>>42446008
Tfw have a gf but she still doesn't do that

>>42448388
>Septum piercing
That's the kind of girl who takes three dicks at once minimum when she's not with you.

>>42448723
I'm the one that told her to get one but that's a worldly opinion you got there you fucking pussy.

>>42447774
at least you got one

>>42447787
Wish I could desu

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>>42446008
>tfw no gf and no muscles

>>42448745
I mean congrats that you got what you like, but I'm incapable of understanding how someone could possibly find a septum anything but outright ugly.
Literally takes a 10/10 to a 2/10.

Did you grow up with people that had that style or what?

>>42448285
mindfuck.jpg

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>>42446322
>tfw waifu
I endure for her.

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>>42448792
this
>>42448770
im sorry :(
fucking gf broke up with me last night , telling me things don't work anymore
pic related

>>42446592

what's an orgasm

>>42448683
Story? women simply don't stop being physically attracted to you if you don't let yourself go in the first place or if she married you for money.

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>>42447774
>tfw punched my mom when i was 17

>>42449182
Sorry thinks didn't work out for you and you're girl but keep working out to escape from what you can anyways

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never had a gf. I'm in my 30's. hitting on women I see is just not even considered an option anymore by my brain. I was always alone, and by now i don't know anything else. it's not that I'm especially ugly it's just i'm not even trying anymore and wouldn't know where to start.

some days i just wanna die.

>>42449730
29 year old virgin here, me too, i feel the same.

>>42450121
do you have friends?
if so hold on to them, it's increasingly hard to make new male/female friends after a certain time. mine had wives and kids and slowly drifted apart, we still talk but we don't hang out (not without their wives), and i'm very much alone for months at a time.
without a social circle i don't even get to meet new people so my life is a monotone line of loneliness. not being melodramatic but i will likely kill myself by 40 at this rate.

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>>42449730
go climb some hardcore mountains anon.

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I just passed that point where all the decent women of my age have boyfriends. Future is looking bleaker and bleaker.

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>>42447711
Anon you're my soul brother.
Doggos are goddamn wondderful blessings

>>42450533
What age are you anon?
You know you can date ladies younger than you.
Have hope my friend

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Do you guys even really want a gf? They seem like a lot of work.

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>>42447787
>havent hugged mom or dad in over 10 years
>havent said i loved them a single time in my life
>21 and live with them

Do people actually tell their parents they love them and hug them for no reason?
Am i the only one that doesnt do that?
I havent said "i love you" to anyone yet. I wanna say it to my gf because i really do love her and im fairly certain she loves me too, but some people say thats not a good idea. Ill still do it tho.

>>42448307
this is my fetish

>>42450681

Maybe you don't love your parents.

My parents are stupid at times and selfish at other times for small things, but when things get serious you can see that they would do anything for me, and that I'm the most important thing in their life.

It's hard not to say I love you and mean it then, even if they have thousands of qualities you hate.

Maybe you do love them, and once you have a kid you'll suddenly get it and try to make up for the lost time by saying it over and over and wanting to spend more time together with them and your kid as a family.

>>42448792
This tbqh. It's an instant swipe left for me. It's just so fucking ugly. It makes people look like cows. You would think that half the girls that get them wouldnt want to risk the comparison.

>>42447680
gay

>be short skinny dyel
>gf likes to feel my biceps and comment on my progress
>she also massages my sore muscles after a workout

feels good

I get annoyed by people touching me and I'd rather be alone.

Not trying to be edgy, I just want to be left alone.

>>42446008
>got gf of my dreams 5 months ago
>she didnt know i was fit because long sleeve season
>on our second date she puts her legs in my lap
>wants to show me something to do with my collar bone
>"where is your collar bone"
>"why is everything so meaty"
>proceeds to feel up pecs
>"what the hell hahah"
>just observe her feeling me up with a surprised smile on her face while i carres her back
>flex my pecs as a joke
>"oh my god hahahha"
>"this is so awesome"
>lets out a soft giggle and shakes her hands enthusiastically
>proceeds to feel up my arms, back and stomach
>rests her head on my shoulder and says how comfortable i am

And from that point on she always caresses me, loves to run her fingers over my hand vains, loves to cuddle with me, sit in my lap and feel me up and loves it when i caress her entire body.

Feelsgood

>>42450681

Lost mom to cancer 3 years ago.

Hug your mother, Anon. Hug her often and hug her like you mean it, whether or not you really do. Call her up and tell her you never said it but you love her, it will make her day.

Hang on to your loved ones, folks. They don't last and when they go away and don't come back you'll realize you should have spent more time with them and learned more about them while you still could.

>>42450488

what good would that do.
are there desperate women at the top.

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>>42450787

>>42446008
>tfw no muscles for gf to caress and feel

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>tfw no muscles
>tfw no gf
>tfw all i have is my reasonably strong brain, and i get the impression that that is fading too

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>>42446008
>tfw no gf to nag the fuck out of me and make my life a miserable hell

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Girls hands are so soft

>>42448236
>thought she was special
>chad gave her a facial

>tfw laying in bed with gf and she's stroking her fingers along my bicep while I catch a whiff of the sweet smell of her hair

>>42451012
> not catching a whiff of her braps

>tfw laying in bed spooning with gf and I'm sweating balls so I throw the covers off me but then I just get cold from the sweat evaporating so I put the covers back on but then it gets way too hot in like 5 minutes so I throw them off again and this repeats all night while I'm having trouble breathing because her hair is in my face also my arm hurts

what it's really like

>>42451043
Normally I'm against capital punishment but when it comes to brapposters I would make an exception

>>42451077
*SNIIIIIIIFFFF*

>>42448097
Do it anon, better to try than to live with the regret. You will be old sooner than you think. Do it while you still can.

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>>42446008
>Tfw I do have a gf who caresses and feel my muscles
>She'll also rub her latina-tier ass on muh dick

I though these things only happened to others

>>42448349
Wise words my friend. Exactly this. Speaking from experience. Lifting doesn't help you social-wise at all.

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>Tfw I have a gf but it still feels awkward and she's not very close with me at all yet

Why do you all want one though?

Just got done watching some Mitch Jones drama with this russian girlfriend there.
Reminds me of how much of a shit show relationships usually are.

Idk man, not worth it imho.

>Girlfriend feels my forearms and biceps and reels about how solid they are

>2nd girlfriend does too

>and 6 days ago some girl from tinder did too

Feels good mane

spending a lot of money on girls though there's definitely a downside to this

>>42451505
edgy

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>>42448638

>>42446322
I had that for a while. Damn loliness is a hell of a drug.

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>>42451595
>loliness
I need some sleep.

>>42449730
>it's not that I'm especially ugly
Its exactly that you delusional uggo lmfao. You are UNATTRACTIVE you are unable to ATTRACT females.

>>42451592
You know.
That list is based on BMI and not Bodyfat percentage right?

And we all know how certain races stack up when it comes to types of bodymass.

>>42451637
what are you talking about. why would i lie, i could just blame it all on my ugliness and curse the heavens but be happy it's not my fault. it's totally my fault. i have an ok face and far uglier people around me have been in relationships.

>>42447680
Which is why being in love is a beautiful thing. We all know and hope it lasts forever... but chances are it will end.

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>>42451639
Whatever makes you feel better.

>>42449359
Libido changes over time. Has nothing to do with you they just want sex less. Much worse after a kid too. Kid + Work = stress = higher cortisol levels = lower libido.

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>>42448388
>tattoos
>septum
>calls me daddy

It can't get any lower than that. I'm on the verge of vomiting. Don't you feel bad for dating a whore?