how do i become a trap

>>42430831
Step 1: get off fit

>>42430831
HOWEVER
>Only maybe 1/10 people who attempt to into traps are passable, and thats only before they open their mouths
>More than likely you'll just end up looking like a gross girlanklet (assuming guy,) or a gross manlet (if girl which your not)
>Good chance you'll end up killing yourself.

Honestly, I wouldn't bother. If you want post pics (n-n-no homo) and we can tell you if you have potential.

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>>42430880
Forgot pic

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>>42430880
this is me

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>>42430977
bait

>>42431107
i want to become a trap literally

>>42430977
Just lift it will get u more dick

>>42431134
please help me i want to look like a trap

>>42431158
Stop watching anime and get a job

>>42431131
2 words for you pal
>time
>stamp

>>42431131

attach some sharp or pointy things to yourself and lay down on the ground somewhere where people often walk.

>>42430831
Go to your fucking containment board

>>>/lgbt/

>>42430977
browns cannot be traps

>>42431744
really

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>>42430831

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>>42433164
Retconned.

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>>42430977
Jesus this looks like the photo theyd use in the paper after you got killed running from the police

>>42433450
Kek

>>42430831
1. kys
2. ???
3. profit

>Learn Masonry
>Build a dungeon of some sort
>Put something rewarding at the end of it so people want to get through it
>Do trap things, like throw spears at people, open holes in the floor, flood a room with water, etc.
>???
>Profit

>>42430977
Impossible, face is too long

>>42430895
o-oh

If I dont wanna trap, I just want to increase cumload, are those supplements still okay?

>soy lecithin something something estrogen

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>>42435333

>>42430895
Soy products don't increase estrogen, red meat and dairy does.

I swear the people who write these things are fucking retards

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>>42430831
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting